12d9c7 No.2381875
I don't have one of those
bdcdb3 No.2381879
>>2381878
My model human is equipped with pink holes
6e5b62 No.2381880
>>2381879
Spread your butthole while looking in a mirror and you'll see that it's pink inside
Anyway I'm gonna go get groceries, byebye for now
bdcdb3 No.2381881
>>2381880
I knew that when I was like 5
6e5b62 No.2381882
I'm gonna get drunk and play Chao Resort Island
>>2381881
When I was a little kid I thought black peoples' insides were purple
So when we were learning about race stuff in like first grade and the teacher would say stuff like "we're all the same inside," I'd think "...but black people are purple inside..."
6e5b62 No.2381883
The joos want you to think black people aren't purple inside
Don't listen to them
6e5b62 No.2381885
I really like how people are shooping the black hole into anime girl eyes
Very metal
6e5b62 No.2381887
>>2381886
The anime girls with lewd expressions stimulate my heterosexual side and Ricardo Milos stimulates my gay side
Good video
6e5b62 No.2381888
I can already tell that this game is more valid than any official Sonic game released in the past decade
5f68e3 No.2381889
erio if you gettin drunk you gonna VC with me & my friends later when we gettin drunk?
6e5b62 No.2381890
>>2381889
I'm kind of nocturnal right now so idk how far into the day I'll be awake
Why do u ask me to VC with people I don't know
5f68e3 No.2381891
>>2381890
we are all friends on this great mother earth
na it's fine lol he an irl friend who loves everyone, squash came in the other night and i was like GUESS WHAT THIS GUY FUCKED A DOG and we still had a super fun time, he don't judge c:
6e5b62 No.2381892
>>2381891
Well I'll probably be sleeping either way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why are you going to get drunk again already silly
5f68e3 No.2381893
he's in the server, his name Whytey
he also one of the first irl people i ever heard talk about 4chan, in like 2006
>>2381892
we both have drinks left so we said fuck it
5f68e3 No.2381894
anyways i go for bath back in a bit x
6e5b62 No.2381895
My gurl Salome is looking like she's already going to turn into a dark chao soon
>>2381893
Remember drinking water while getting drunk can help you avoid getting another severe hangover :3
>>2381894
Byebye ♥
1989f6 No.2381897
Maybe I should sleep more.
Maybe I should pull all nighters.
6e5b62 No.2381898
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2381896
Supposedly when something gets succ'd into a black hole it undergoes a process of spaghettification, so it would be more accurate if she was eating blue and green spaghetti
280679 No.2381899
>>2381897
sleep more..
Ah but you never listen to me, nvm
>>2381898
come with me into a black hole :3
280679 No.2381901
>>2381900
take a sip of alcohol before bed...
or warm milk
1989f6 No.2381902
>>2381901
Neither has worked
280679 No.2381903
>>2381902
have you even tried desu ka?
1989f6 No.2381904
>>2381903
Alcohol doesn’t make me sleepy. Neither would warm milk.
6e5b62 No.2381905
>>2381899
O Great Mommy Black Hole, swallow this world of illusions that we may be as one with the liberating void of your tummy
280679 No.2381906
>>2381904
are you sure...?
what about sleeping pills desu?
280679 No.2381907
>>2381905
-giggles- i didn't know you were in to vore~
6e5b62 No.2381908
>>2381907
Only as a mystical allegory
280679 No.2381909
>>2381908
awh okay
any way we should travel to one dive right in~
9925fd No.2381910
How do you get off to being digested
9925fd No.2381912
>>2381911
It sounds incredibly uncomfortable
280679 No.2381913
wanna see a dog get put into boiling water?
1989f6 No.2381914
>>2381906
I don’t know where I can get melatonin pills
9925fd No.2381915
280679 No.2381916
>>2381914
this is all you need
>
280679 No.2381917
>>2381915
how's your morning desu?
1989f6 No.2381918
>>2381916
Then share some with me.
9925fd No.2381919
>>2381917
I wish I could just go back to sleep
280679 No.2381920
>>2381918
come to my house and i will
>i'm not able to go outside today
280679 No.2381921
>>2381919
what are you waiting for?
9925fd No.2381922
1989f6 No.2381923
>>2381920
Like you’d actually let me know where you live
Even then I’d get jailed for killing a nigger on the way
280679 No.2381924
>>2381922
how long does it take to come home?
9925fd No.2381925
>>2381924
I get to go home when the job is done
280679 No.2381926
>>2381925
How long does it take to get home?
280679 No.2381928
>>2381923
trust me you won't go to jail for killing one of them
9925fd No.2381930
9925fd No.2381932
5b9863 No.2381933
>>2381931
The one we got a picture of is super huge, the gravity from M87 would be pretty intense. Definitely a tight fuck for sure.
1989f6 No.2381934
>>2381931
No, pour a shot you potato
280679 No.2381935
>>2381932
this is why you need a car desu ne
>>2381933
Nothing Erio can't handle :3
>>2381934
i got some vodka if you want somma dat 2
e0a685 No.2381936
Fuck shots, take a long swig.
280679 No.2381937
>>2381936
how without gagging?
9925fd No.2381939
>>2381935
I don't think driving is a good idea for me.
5b9863 No.2381940
>>2381935
Actually the larger the black hole is, the less you would notice the effects until it was too late. Smaller black holes would be more turbulent and violent, where this one is large and quite stable.
280679 No.2381941
>>2381938
aare you on your phone?
280679 No.2381943
>>2381940
so you're saying I can build a house next to it and have you as a pet?
9925fd No.2381944
>>2381942
Almost in one eye
280679 No.2381945
>>2381944
what happened to your eye?
5b9863 No.2381947
Yikes that's pretty rough, I know someone else who had problems with their eyeball nerves and needed to go into surgery for it.
280679 No.2381948
>>2381946
when are you going to move to nYC?
5b9863 No.2381951
>>2381949
Don't you have a flight of stairs to trip and fall down?
280679 No.2381954
>>2381951
falling down stairs is no joke, i almost died
>>2381952
i wish...
heeeey do you know a website where I can order it online?
36c516 No.2381955
>>2381953
Why would I move up north?
5b9863 No.2381957
>>2381954
Stop trying to tell funny jokes then. My grandfather died from falling down stairs before I was born.
36c516 No.2381958
>>2381956
Sex isn't solely located up north.
280679 No.2381959
>>2381957
You wanna know who else died from a fall?
RUTH BADER GINSBURG
280679 No.2381960
>>2381958
Yeah my boyfriend and I can double team you
280679 No.2381962
>>2381961
I'm sorry about your grandmother
36c516 No.2381963
>>2381960
Gross, why would I care for that?
Yikes
9925fd No.2381964
>>2381945
Dunno
It's been that way my whole life
1989f6 No.2381965
>>2381954
No, but usually they would have some at Walmart in the back of an asian market
280679 No.2381966
>>2381963
it'll be okay, just bite the pillow
280679 No.2381967
>>2381964
have you thought about getting laser eye surgery?
Is it blindness in your dominate eye?
280679 No.2381968
>>2381965
waaaat...
walmart is way too far from where I live...
there are azn markets in the back of walmart? :thinking:
36c516 No.2381969
>>2381966
I'll pass all together.
1989f6 No.2381970
>>2381968
I meant there are asian markets with sake, and occasionally a Walmart with one. Just go to a local supermarket if anything
280679 No.2381971
>>2381969
you don't wanna meet up with me?
>>2381970
isn't it liquor tho?
36c516 No.2381972
>>2381971
I have no desire to do so.
280679 No.2381975
>>2381974
i guess i will ask my sister to get me some...
5f68e3 No.2381976
>>2381959
she's still alive tho
36c516 No.2381977
>>2381973
Because the entire experience would be unpleasant.
280679 No.2381978
>>2381976
Nah, she's not.
>>2381977
NYC is not so bad.
You probably wouldn't like the overwhelming garbage everywhere, but the people are really nice
1989f6 No.2381979
>>2381975
For the sole reason I said I visit for a drink?
36c516 No.2381982
>>2381978
Still no desire.
Too gross.
5f68e3 No.2381986
oops wrong link
>>2381985
this was for >>2381983
1989f6 No.2381987
>>2381981
Cute Mash
Why? I’m basically a stranger to you.
280679 No.2381988
>>2381985
lmao
>believe anything FOX says
You're dumb
>>2381987
You're no stranger to me :3
Also I wear glasses so I know you won't hit me
1989f6 No.2381990
>>2381988
What does that mean?
And that won’t stop me from hitting you.
280679 No.2381991
>>2381989
Let me guess, you're a racist republican
280679 No.2381992
>>2381990
it means I would like to have a drink with you
Why would you hit me? What did I ever do to you?
36c516 No.2381993
>>2381984
Everything about the idea of visiting you
See
>>2381960
Gross
280679 No.2381994
>>2381993
have you been to NYC before?
36c516 No.2381995
>>2381994
No, I'm in no rush to
e0a685 No.2381997
>>2381995
Come have a drop of the Irish with me in Arizona.
280679 No.2381998
>>2381997
i saw her first you ape
e0a685 No.2382000
>>2381998
I'm not a dog killer, you monster.
Also I have no lewd intentions.
280679 No.2382001
>>2382000
>2000
she'll have more fun in NYC than in a flyover state like AZ
>bbl
e0a685 No.2382002
>>2382001
You've never been to AZ, clearly.
36c516 No.2382005
>>2381996
?
>>2381997
That would make 3 people I would theoretically visit there
>>2381998
>Her
Lel
e0a685 No.2382006
>>2382005
There are a ton of us here. We can all hook up with Drunky and have a good time.
e0a685 No.2382009
>>2382008
Just make sure if you ever do meet Drunky that you call him Jesus.
35808c No.2382010
So for some reason I have the entirety of Grapes folder in one of mine.
36c516 No.2382012
>>2382009
I feel like I'm missing an inside joke, but alright
e0a685 No.2382013
>>2382012
He looks like Jesus. No joke. The classic portrayal of him.
35808c No.2382016
>>2382015
Didn't even know I had it all these years.
36c516 No.2382018
>>2382013
Just never met the guy is all
e0a685 No.2382019
>>2382018
He is a sweetheart.
8b9dbb No.2382020
That black hole is cute and all but can it beat goat?
e0a685 No.2382024
>>2382022
I am sure you could fuck him if you wanted. Maybe. His girl might have an issue though.
9925fd No.2382027
>>2381967
I got surgery before but it didn't work
5b9863 No.2382028
When you find a folder that was hidden in the middle of one of your other image folders and you have no idea how it got there.
35808c No.2382029
Oh boy. Me and my friends are going to the arcade again.
I am excite.
35808c No.2382031
Thank you, Mandy!
I'm going to hit up the Asian market next door and get some stuff for ramen.
Hope you have a good day as well!
18be40 No.2382032
>>2382029
Double Dragon 2 on arcade at a Burger Dairy store down the road.
Oh to be young again. I didn't know they still had arcade anymore.
9925fd No.2382033
Arcades are so rare
Most places that have cabinets anymore just have shitty racing games or candy cranes or those dumb block games with prizes that are impossible to win
It's so lame
5b9863 No.2382035
>>2382032
Makes me depressed.
The most common brand of arcade now are untrademarked games only designed to steal your time and money. And when arcades actually used to bring nerds together in person...
36c516 No.2382036
>>2382024
I was memeing, yeesh
18be40 No.2382037
>>2382035
way back then it was awesome to watch graphics advance from atari shit to what seemed like a whole new world with say, Donkey Kong.
5b9863 No.2382038
>>2382037
every step forward felt significant and like it allowed for new things, it was easy to measure the progress then and it still is now if you are keeping up, we are still advancing at a staggering speed until we hit a wall that will eventually be waiting for us.
e0a685 No.2382039
>>2382036
I am a literalist.
18be40 No.2382040
>>2382038
It's great. Content is what is what i look at nowadays since 80% real is good enough for me at this point.
280679 No.2382041
>>2382002
I have not. Want me to visit so you can show me around'?
>>2382005
do you like her bewbz?
>>2382007
why would you hit a person wearing glasses? Are you some kind of sociopath or something?
e0a685 No.2382042
>>2382041
Sure, I got a nice pad of concrete I want to pour. Want to help?
b29847 No.2382044
Cosmic asshole more like it.
280679 No.2382045
>>2382042
i would like to help but i might mess it up...
558ec3 No.2382046
>>2382041
No, I don’t discrimate, or unless you have a nonfunctional limb/missing ones. Even then you could say you’re okay with it and I’d hit you.
280679 No.2382047
>>2382046
but why would you hit me in the phurst place?
558ec3 No.2382049
>>2382047
You’d probably like it
280679 No.2382050
>>2382049
i wouldn't like having my glasses broken..
558ec3 No.2382051
>>2382050
Who said I was punching your face? Now I can see that’s what you want.
5d36c7 No.2382052
>>2382050
Stop breaking them then.
280679 No.2382054
>>2382051
you wouldn't be able to actually hit me irl
>>2382052
D:
I don't break my glasses!
e0a685 No.2382055
>>2382045
I'm sure you'll make a fine foundation.
5d36c7 No.2382056
>>2382054
Keep at it then.
44e2d9 No.2382057
>>2382041
Eh, anime tiddies are anime tiddies are anime tiddies
280679 No.2382058
>>2382055
what do you mean?
bdcdb3 No.2382059
God dammit I wanted to sleep
280679 No.2382060
>>2382056
I've the same pair of glasses for 10 years now lol
280679 No.2382062
>>2382059
no slep for you >:(
e0a685 No.2382063
>>2382058
Yeah, I suppose you are right. You'd create a cavity under it and the pad would eventually cave in.
How about we go fishing?
>>2382059
Sleep isn't fun though.
280679 No.2382064
>>2382063
i'm not going to fall into the cement >_<
i would like to go fishing, i didn't know there was water in AZ
e0a685 No.2382065
>>2382064
Who said anything about fall?
There is plenty. I'll bring along a bag of cement so we can make you some new shoes, as well.
9925fd No.2382066
>>2382059
Every time I have to get up
44e2d9 No.2382067
>>2382061
Eh, it's alright/8
558ec3 No.2382068
>>2382054
Don’t underestimate mua
280679 No.2382070
>>2382065
i'm not falling in
i don't want cement shoes ;~:
are you trying to kill me..?
280679 No.2382072
>>2382067
post better tits
869dd7 No.2382073
It's best only to hit people when they asked for it literally or metaphorically.
280679 No.2382074
>>2382068
mua? did you just kiss me?
280679 No.2382075
>>2382071
thankies
do i get a reward?
i want a hug
558ec3 No.2382077
>>2382074
No. I said “me” in that really weird way people did way back.
If you want one, just ask
e0a685 No.2382079
>>2382078
If I could reach you, love, I wouldn't just try.
280679 No.2382080
>>2382077
nooo i have boyfriend and i only let him mua me
why do you want to hit me so badly?
5f68e3 No.2382081
asuka is so irritating
between asuka being irritating and shinji's like entire episodes of monologue i almost hate this show
280679 No.2382082
>>2382079
l-love?
i don't think you could actually kill me...
you need a lot of planning
surprise attacks will not work on me
280679 No.2382083
>>2382081
Shinji is best girl
e0a685 No.2382084
>>2382082
I would need nothing more than brute force for you.
869dd7 No.2382085
>>2382077
In colloquial Finnish, "muä" means "me."
>>2382081
Yeah, all of the characters are awful in their own unique ways.
It makes for a great show.
280679 No.2382086
>>2382084
that would be your biggest mistake
bdcdb3 No.2382087
>>2382063
Sleep is lots of fun I don't have to be myself
558ec3 No.2382088
>>2382080
Again, I would. Nothing’s there to stop me.
>>2382085
That, I guess
>>2382081
Appreciate this Post-It Melon as compensation then
280679 No.2382089
>>2382088
you really want to fight me? you're going to lose :(
5f68e3 No.2382090
>>2382088
why thank you, here have the gif
5f68e3 No.2382091
and some art too if you like that one
27b498 No.2382094
HNNNNNNNNNGH
NEED A DRINK
NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK
WANNA FUCK MY HEAD UP
5f68e3 No.2382096
>>2382095
when i point out the post police caps are from an iDubbbz video postie had a cameo in people here act like they have no idea who iDubbbz is which i find super hard to believe
280679 No.2382097
>>2382094
nothing wrong with a little rum :/
>>2382095
lets beat up Erin together
280679 No.2382099
>>2382098
can you fight irl?
5f68e3 No.2382100
>>2382099
pretty well, i'm scottish
280679 No.2382101
>>2382100
for some reason I believe you
Garbage is best Scottish-chan
9925fd No.2382102
5f68e3 No.2382104
>>2382101
when me fighting got brought up people used to post that vocaroo of me fighting that stranger outside when i was drunk, where he was playing music and i opened the door and was like "SHUT IT THE FUCK UP" and he was like "NO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP" so i was like "right that's it i'm coming" and went and smashed him about
the vocaroo is dead but i still have a blood stained strip of his shirt.
27b498 No.2382105
Had a bath, thought it would calm me down.
IT ONLY TEMPERED DARK DEEP URGES WITHIN MY SOUL
SACRIFICE YOUR LIBATIONS UNTO ME
ABUSE MY EFFIGY AND BLAME THE NEIGHBOURS
280679 No.2382106
>>2382104
d-does smell b-blood..?
5f68e3 No.2382107
>>2382106
i don't wanna smell it i ripped it off a big sweaty man
bd2e74 No.2382108
>>2382072
Eh, don't feel like looking
27b498 No.2382110
>tfw you will never have to break up a drunken brawl between ERin and the belligerent public
5f68e3 No.2382111
>>2382110
i was two bottles of buckfast in, i avoid drinking that much nowadays
or at least i drink beer instead, not buckfast
280679 No.2382112
>>2382107
can i please have it
9925fd No.2382113
280679 No.2382114
>>2382108
that's because you don't have any :3
5f68e3 No.2382115
>>2382112
if you ever meet me irl
bd2e74 No.2382116
>>2382114
Not that I really care
27b498 No.2382117
>>2382111
Two bottles would definitely get me steamed.
I really shouldn't be drinking but if I ever am gonna get a drink I'll have to go and tell the support so they won't give me my medication. It's embarassing.
Yeah, me and my mate Tomtoe have a 3 pint rule now because we got wasted way too much.
558ec3 No.2382119
>>2382096
He has been kinda on the downlow for a while
>>2382097
Why?
280679 No.2382120
>>2382115
but you're scared of me...
we should fight irl, it'll be fun
>>2382116
what do you care about?
280679 No.2382121
>>2382119
because she's cute and beating up cute things is fun
bd2e74 No.2382122
>>2382120
Not saving anime tiddies to post for your amusement
280679 No.2382123
>>2382122
Its not for my amusement
I just want t make sure none of you turn gay
5f68e3 No.2382125
my friend told me to keep the shirt piece as a trophy, made kinda a big deal of it
if you wanna know something funny, that friend's second name is genuinely McAnally, you pronounce it mac-ah-nah-lee
>>2382117
i been drinking like 9-13 pints once or twice a week cause it's all that gives me a break from the seizures atm, the hangovers are frankly almost not worth it :/
>>2382119
ngl i have not enjoyed most of his recent vids :/
>>2382120
sure
280679 No.2382126
>>2382125
can you and Yan double team me?
9925fd No.2382127
>>2382118
What's happening
280679 No.2382128
>>2382127
nuffin much
i took a 2hr nap ;~;
5f68e3 No.2382129
>>2382126
as long as you mean a fight and not
uh
you know
27b498 No.2382130
>>2382125
Hangovers are never worth it but we cash in on the moment though. I usually drink half a bottle of rum and I got cuts and bruises on my forehead, lip and knees because these past few sessions had me stumbling.
bd2e74 No.2382132
>>2382123
Who even cares?
You were even referring to me as >she and >her earlier you weirdo
558ec3 No.2382134
>>2382121
EHhhHhhHHH
>>2382125
He probably lost the energy
bd2e74 No.2382135
5f68e3 No.2382136
>>2382130
you got mugged of a phone too, i'd seriously take a break after that lol
>>2382133
shh
>>2382134
F
280679 No.2382137
>>2382132
i use the female pronoun when referring to everyone desu
9925fd No.2382138
>>2382128
What did you dream about
27b498 No.2382139
>>2382136
Yeah I am having a break and I fucking hate it.
How else am I gonna get my silly rocks off now?
5f68e3 No.2382140
>>2382139
consider pot?
natural antipsychotic without the literal brain shrinking, and it's a lovely feel
5f68e3 No.2382141
>>2382139
>>2382140
like weak hash obviously, you probs don't wanna smoke super high THC weed with a psychotic disorder, but the mellow stuffs are good antipsychs
bd2e74 No.2382142
>>2382137
[Press X to doubt]
27b498 No.2382143
>>2382141
>>2382140
Shit is illegal and my support wouldn't approve. They'll probably call the cops on me if they found out.
I drink because I can't smoke pot.
5b9863 No.2382144
>>2382040
Good style is more important than looking like real life anyways, real life fucking sucks ass sometimes that's why we make art and videogames are an extension of art.
280679 No.2382145
>>2382134
we can rearrange her cute face
>>2382135
D:
>>2382136
..kill?
>>2382138
I was stuck in the elevator of my apartment building again ._.,
280679 No.2382146
>>2382142
Timestamped penis
9925fd No.2382147
5f68e3 No.2382148
>>2382143
RIP :'(
i too am not smoking pot atm cause social workers, scared they gonna spring a drug test on me
i doubt they will, and i got court out of the way on monday and i was worried the sheriff judge magistrate lady thing would order one then and she didn't, but still doesn't seem safe
>>2382145
shhhh.
280679 No.2382149
>>2382147
yus
i'm always either getting lost in the stairs or stuck in the elevator ;~;
280679 No.2382150
>>2382148
i actually don't know how to fight
i just know how to kill
bd2e74 No.2382151
>>2382146
What about them?
18be40 No.2382152
>>2382144
Yeah, it's like taking pictures. You can take any picture you want but what is a good one to take? What's the best one to take.
27b498 No.2382153
>>2382148
Yeah, I want a drug test sprung on me so I can be like 'Yes! I haven't touched drugs in months, and it's fucking killing me, but it proves that I can be a good boi'.
I just like getting fucked up, tbh. You can't really go off the rails when you got support workers who want your mental and physical health in peak condition.
5f68e3 No.2382155
>>2382153
ngl, i still been doing stuff that clears the system faster, cocaine occasionally, morphine the other day
but yeah nothing as long lasting as pot.
280679 No.2382156
>>2382151
that's how you prove you're male
>>2382154
i just want one
bd2e74 No.2382157
>>2382156
But I'm already following a rule of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, you are male until proven otherwise.
5d36c7 No.2382158
>>2382156
Get it from your owner.
27b498 No.2382159
>>2382155
Yeah, cocaine isn't for me and I don't think I should touch morphine.
It's sucks so much, pot is like the least dangerous thing you can take and there is a big stigma around it.
558ec3 No.2382160
>>2382145
I don’t think I remember if I can fight.
5f68e3 No.2382161
>>2382159
it sucks serious ass. we'll get there one day buddy.
280679 No.2382162
>>2382157
i posted my picture but everyone thought it was Wish so I just gave up
>>2382158
Kanra is not mt my owner anymore, so I don't have one.
How are you and Nezi-cute doing?
9925fd No.2382163
>>2382149
Do you ever find a way out
280679 No.2382164
>>2382160
you'll fight me or you'll die
280679 No.2382165
>>2382163
there was so way out...
27b498 No.2382166
>>2382161
Yeah, I said I'll get back on weed when it's legal to my Community Psychatric Nurse and she was like 'I'd join you'.
bd2e74 No.2382167
>>2382162
If you're wish you gotta leave 5ever
That's just the Wish thing to do
5d36c7 No.2382170
>>2382162
Sucks.
He went out to eat with a friend of his. Might make chicken.
18be40 No.2382172
>>2382169
You are dating Wish.
280679 No.2382173
Why don't we invite everyone from /lewd/ to permanently join our community?
280679 No.2382175
>>2382170
And what about you?
Why do you allow Nezi to have friends?
What kinda chikin? :o
5f68e3 No.2382176
280679 No.2382177
>>2382172
Wish turned me down..
558ec3 No.2382178
>>2382164
I request lotuses at my grave.
5f68e3 No.2382186