92a4b5 No.2380545
7dfcbe No.2380548
first of all, I didn't force those kids to be hot. Second of all, if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, it's an emergency.
That rape was medically necessary.
ed43ff No.2380552
I'm Erio's little helper, you can ask me questions if you want
7dfcbe No.2380553
>>2380549
I'd cram my wang in it
92a4b5 No.2380554
Didn't get a response.
Back to anime it is.
Blood-chan is a menace.
ed43ff No.2380555
>>2380553
whoa her pussy hair is as old as she is!
ed43ff No.2380560
>>2380558
what the heck is she?
also NEON GENESIS EVANGELION is the greatest anime ever
7dfcbe No.2380561
>>2380560
she's a doll
NGE sucked an astonishing amount of dick
7dfcbe No.2380562
I would say that the amount of dick it sucked met or exceeded the threshold to qualify as "really fucking gay"
ed43ff No.2380563
>>2380561
oh dolls are cute
You probably didn't understand it
>>2380562
yeah i was 15 once too, you'll grow out of it
7dfcbe No.2380564
>>2380563
Did I miss your birthday? Happy 16th
ed43ff No.2380565
>>2380564
thanks
i'm going to get a car soon
7dfcbe No.2380566
>>2380565
If I had a car, I would fill it with fillies
I do have a car
Therefore, it must be full of fillies.
ed43ff No.2380568
>>2380566
:o
what car do you drive?
Which Eva girl did you dislike the most?
>>2380567
do not lewd best girl!
e9baa5 No.2380569
Aw thanks Erin, I needed a hug.
Back from pizza, feels good after not eating for 2 days.
ed43ff No.2380570
>>2380569
Erin's hug is shit
-huggles-
my hugs are better
511940 No.2380571
>>2380569
glad you eatin c:
i too ate a pizza today, pic related
f382b3 No.2380572
>>2380568
She's the one lewding that fake cock.
7dfcbe No.2380573
>>2380568
a spazda
eva girl? idk. All of them? It sucked so hard it's difficult to remember.
ed43ff No.2380575
>>2380573
Ohhhh you should watch it again then
I have not heard of Spazda...
e9baa5 No.2380576
>>2380570
YAY! TWICE THE HUGS WITH MORE QUALITY.
*huggles back*
:3
>>2380571
Is dat some Dominoes?
I'm just eating a pizza from your average offbrand pizza place.
511940 No.2380577
>>2380576
it is yiss c:
still good right? ^^
ed43ff No.2380579
>>2380576
ow...
but my hugs are better...
>>2380578
have you ever stole from your job?
0e4bf5 No.2380580
>>2380579
no
I also tried to get a thief fired and they didn't even demote him from supervisor, just moved him to a new location
511940 No.2380581
lmfao nezi a snitch
literally how could he be any worse
ed43ff No.2380583
>>2380580
That's a good way to get yourself killed
443b1f No.2380584
0e4bf5 No.2380585
>>2380583
people don't just go around killing each other in the real world
plus he was the definition of a nigger anyway
he should have been fired long ago
he was lazy, incompetent, always late, stealing money, applied the rules to everyone but himself, and was generally unprofessional i.e. couldn't speak proper english or say 'sir' or 'ma'am'
e9baa5 No.2380586
>>2380577
Yeah, still good.
Gotta do some food shopping soon,
all I got is a microwave burger.
Hope I can just live on coffee for a while till my debit card comes back.
>>2380579
Sorry that I hurt you, I'm quite heavy handed.
Who gives the worst hugs?
ed43ff No.2380587
this made me laugh so hard
511940 No.2380588
>>2380586
how long you expecting to wait? :/
0e4bf5 No.2380589
I told the guy I had no problem with him stealing money but I didn't want to do it myself because I had just started the job and wanted income without worrying about getting fired
he told me to steal money with him or go home
I just wanted my hours and paycheck cause it was my first job
I still wasn't going to tell on him at that point, I went to get in my car and he grabbed my car door to prevent me from leaving while being threatening
touch my car and bets are off
called the account manager after that
0e4bf5 No.2380591
if he wasn't such a cunt I'd have left it alone
ed43ff No.2380592
>>2380585
Erin called you a snitch...
And she said it doesn't get any worse than that.
Yes they do, if I lost my job I would kill the person who snitched.
Was he really of African decent?
Well he is a supervisor, they are allow to be a little more casual around the workplace...
92a4b5 No.2380593
Wow, nezi sure was a bad ass not
ed43ff No.2380594
>>2380586
Erio gives bad hugs... his dick always ends up inside me ._.,
>>2380590
you give bad hugs too ._.
ed43ff No.2380595
>>2380593
fuck... it hurts to laugh
7dfcbe No.2380596
>>2380575
nah, why bother
I barely remember anything about it except giant robots, some contrived religious plot nonsense, and Rei died like a hundred times or something? And then the ending made about as much sense as everything else did generally.
I rate it: typical anime / 10
e9baa5 No.2380597
Oh what Nezi said reminded me of something.
My mum got a free fucking pizza from Papa Johns because one of the drivers was swearing and shouting at one of servers. The server, who was probably the manager said 'I'm sorry for this behaviour, this pizza is on the house'.
Then the driver shoved him and the manager was like 'Your attitude is horrible, we got customers and you're swearing, get out now!' and saw a man lost his job right there and then.
So chuffed my mum got a free pizza because someone was acting like a cunt.
>>2380588
Probably 2-3 days. It's fine, I can still withdraw money if I show two forms of ID, should slow down my spending for a while.
e9baa5 No.2380598
>>2380589
>he told me to steal money with him or go home
Fable 4 moral choices.
0e4bf5 No.2380599
>>2380592
I've gotten over the beef with Erin & whoever else was shit talking me like Kyle
I've made mistakes in my life before but I'm going to keep trying my best to do the right thing going forward
I don't blame her if she wants to call me that
I was 18/19 and dumb at the time, I'd never had a job and was still recovering from when I nearly an heroed in winter 2012
I did what I thought I had to do at the time
regardless that guy was a cunt and deserved every bad thing that has ever happened to him
but yeah I'm not mad at Erin anymore, I shouldn't have said mean things to her and argued
it's not fair to judge someone else like that and insult their character
now that I'm not sick anymore I can see that I was being a cunt and I'm sorry for it
ed43ff No.2380600
>>2380589
Oh that was a test, I'm glad you didn't fall for it
e9baa5 No.2380603
'Snitches get stitches' only applies to jail, anyway.
They know if money has been missing because of the till float that keeps an eye of the transactions.
Whoever wants to steal from a shop while they work there is more dumb than the cunt who comes in with a gun and robs the place.
0e4bf5 No.2380604
>>2380597
I've seen a lot of kids get fired but never for something like that
one guy walked out one day cause he was tired of customers, just hopped on his motorcycle and left mid-shift
another kid pocketed money on his first shift
maybe an accident but they warn you a ton ahead of time
usually people get fired for missing shifts all the time though
ed43ff No.2380605
>>2380599
I'm so happy you're being the bigger person. Kyle and Erin are just plain toxic.
You were not being a cunt, she was
She kept egging you on....
e9baa5 No.2380606
>>2380601
I know right? That guy was a legend for giving it.
I'll be telling my grandkids that story.
0e4bf5 No.2380607
>>2380605
we were both being childish to some degree with the kitchen sinking
it's whatever, I'm over it
e9baa5 No.2380608
>>2380604
I got fired because I was talking about drugs in the workplace. I worked in a betting shop.
Also got two complaints in another job doing door to door charity work.
ae2817 No.2380609
>>2380603
Master level IQ
Rob a place you work at at gunpoint with a mask.
ed43ff No.2380610
>>2380606
but you don't want kids........................
e9baa5 No.2380611
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2380609
Bonus points if you're in cosplay.
ed43ff No.2380612
>>2380607
will you unfilter Erin?
9ed52d No.2380613
>>2380609
Rob the gunstore at which you work
0e4bf5 No.2380614
>>2380609
I remember a news story where a former boss tried to rob a place and they recognized him even with the mask or whatever
lmao
>>2380608
all of my coworkers talk about drugs
I may not do them but the conversations can be interesting and I do participate sometimes
742daa No.2380615
>>2380399
sleep is finito
how are you
511940 No.2380616
>now that I'm not sick anymore I can see that I was being a cunt and I'm sorry for it
well damn, good lad, that took some manning up. if you gonna stop judging me for my lifestyle and start juding me on who i am as a person, i'll forget and move on too.
>>2380603
it uh
it applies a lot of places scans
443b1f No.2380617
Trying to find a key bind set up so I can actually DPS in a game with my shitty hands is hard.
0e4bf5 No.2380618
>>2380612
sure
>>2380616
yeah my fault nibba
I'll try to make sure it doesn't happen again
ed43ff No.2380619
>>2380616
you're a pretty bad person tbh
92a4b5 No.2380620
I never forgive
I never forget
0e4bf5 No.2380621
ed43ff No.2380622
>>2380618
she doesn't deserve to be around someone as nice as you
0e4bf5 No.2380623
>>2380621
>>2380615
tbh I've never seen a cute hermoine before
nice
e9baa5 No.2380624
>>2380610
My sister's grandkids then.
>>2380614
Yeah, it wasn't even a long conversation.
Some guy was like 'Oh I'm going to drink 8 cans and cry myself to sleep' and I was like 'That's nothing, I used to eat 8 ecstasy tablets and vomit the day away'.
>>2380616
Not in the workplace, surely. That's why they have the whistleblower policy.
ed43ff No.2380626
>>2380624
have kids with the cutest girl in your class!
0e4bf5 No.2380627
>>2380622
>He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone at her
I try my hardest to be a good person but I need to be accepting of my faults and mistakes as well
can't always be perfect
but I can try my best at least
0e4bf5 No.2380628
>>2380624
who told on you, a customer or another coworker?
742daa No.2380629
>>2380621
hiya
>>2380623
i'm certain i've posted some before
90% sure i have a spinal problem, may gb2 bed if i can't endure
ed43ff No.2380630
-hurls a big rock at Erin's face-
brb
ae2817 No.2380631
Trying to be perfect is usually worse than just trying to do the best you can, unless you are actually pushing the field you work in, then you need to strive for perfection.
511940 No.2380632
>>2380618
appreciate it, for real ❤️
>>2380619
i'm not awful. i do some illegal stuff sometimes, but nothing with victims, and i do my best to help people where i can and stuff.
>>2380624
well yeah probably not at the workplace, but yeah
>>2380630
why are you so cruel ;~;
443b1f No.2380633
It is impossible to be perfect because I am perfect and nobody can be me but me.
0e4bf5 No.2380634
>>2380632
being sick/tired brings out the worst in me
i rage typed at someone else cause they were being stubborn and had a panic attack afterwards
now that I'm eating, sleeping, and exercising, that seems like a completely different person
how was your weekend?
>>2380631
I'm obsessed with pushing myself cause i'm an extremist
i overdo it sometimes
are you the real baddog or the fake one?
>>2380629
ah rip dude, I hope it works out for you. pain sucks. just take it easy for now I guess
ae2817 No.2380635
>>2380633
they just need your tripcode
443b1f No.2380637
>>2380635
Luka is the only person that has my trip.
e9baa5 No.2380638
>>2380626
>>2380628
A customer. Fuck them.
Hope they get in debt with their gambling problems.
>>2380632
Oh right, now I think about it, it applies to friends too.
ae2817 No.2380639
>>2380637
Luka can be perfect then. They are a threat to you.
443b1f No.2380640
>>2380639
Ah shit, nigga. You right.
0e4bf5 No.2380641
>>2380638
lul
only time I really tell my coworkers to watch their language/conversation is if there's a family going by with little kids
>>2380636
when bad dog was the good dog all along
511940 No.2380642
>>2380634
it was good, i had a friend round, he been talking to his neighbour who really good with code and hardware and it looks like we might all be taking another shot at my old madical software company together, he also gave my friend a raspberry pi zero to bring me as a gift, but my friend broke it on the way round lol.
you?
0e4bf5 No.2380643
>>2380642
raspberry pi's aren't that expensive I think but I'm not sure about the zero, that sucks though
medical software?
exercise, hanging out with tracer, went to a wedding, now I'm doing chores and eating before I go exercise
pretty decent, just no work lately so no money
ae2817 No.2380644
>>2380641
He just wanted to bask in what it was like to be me. God only knows why anyone would want to be me though :^)
e9baa5 No.2380645
>>2380641
Just waiting to get out of supported accommodation and then I can return to work.
I think my skills are rusty.
511940 No.2380646
>>2380643
yeah imma replace it so he can stop feeling bad.
yeah, few years ago i wrote some software, easiest way to explain it was it's like a kind of chatbot that learns to speak similar to the way humans do, and what you could do was teach it, then damage it, the run loads of recoveries, and apply the best techniques to help people with conditions called aphasias learn to speak again, so i registered a company and stuff, but it wasn't going anywhere so i dissolved it before the end of the year to dodge all the confusing tax paperwork.
here the promo vid if you interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBl2Ro7XHrE
your health is more important than money c:
who's wedding? it nice? c:
7c7cfd No.2380647
742daa No.2380648
>>2380634
yeah i will, thanks
0e4bf5 No.2380650
>>2380646
the wedding was nice but i hate weddings
sounds complicated to make or something that would be best for AI
well good luck
I don't have any good ideas like that or the coding skills like you
would be nice to start a company though
>>2380644
sometimes you wanna be a bad boy
>>2380645
how long until then?
>>2380648
*pat*
e9baa5 No.2380651
>>2380650
Probably a year.
I'd like to get into work experience with the dole first, ease my way into work.
Big long term goal is to go back to uni and get a masters.
ae2817 No.2380652
>>2380650
I guess the devil just wasn't bad enough, so he had to take it one step further.
511940 No.2380653
yey new hoodie came
time to find out if 3XL is comfortably oversized or absurdly too large
>>2380650
it was AI, kinda, was based on a semantic concept network.
lol, oh well, people get upset if you don't go to them, worth it to keep people happy.
write stuff you think of down, save it in the notes on your phone or something, one day you might be flicking through them and an old idea expands more into a possibility in your head, and you're on your way c: frankly i was manic at the time, starting companies is not something i'd usually do, but a good few people hella believe in this idea and are pushing me back into it, so looks like we gonna give it another shot
e9baa5 No.2380654
Gonna play dota2, it's been so long since I played it.
Don't know which hero to pick
511940 No.2380655
yey it's comfortably oversized :DD
0e4bf5 No.2380656
>>2380651
doing anything until then?
>>2380653
I have some ideas that I write down but never the self confidence to think I could ever do something with them
hey that's a very cool hoodie you have
e9baa5 No.2380657
>>2380656
Teacher's Assistant course
Completed my ITQ level 2 course.
Don't worry, I ain't gonna be a worthless neet, I like studying.
511940 No.2380658
>>2380656
lol maybe you could use a protracted manic episode too, gets stuff off the ground
ty c:
0e4bf5 No.2380659
>>2380658
nah doesn't sound like me
I'm just gonna be a hamster in a wheel like everyone else I guess
>>2380657
learning is nice, ye
511940 No.2380660
>>2380659
:/
don't write it off anyways. all it takes is one idea, and you're the next jeff bezos.
stick at rising them ranks till then, but don't decide that's all you got in you, one day you'll surprise yourself.
ae2817 No.2380661
>>2380659
every time you post that character i just think of blood-chan posting them
9ed52d No.2380663
>>2380662
A testament to the human spirit.
f382b3 No.2380664
>>2380663
looked uncomfortable.
511940 No.2380666
>>2380665
hey babe, how are you?
511940 No.2380668
oh wait no point in me talking to her cause we on the same IP and if she posts to quick after me it fails
fug
0e4bf5 No.2380669
>>2380668
yeah i get flood posts with tracer sometimes but it doesn't happen a ton
511940 No.2380670
>>2380669
the time limit is really close, like 5 seconds or something, but the bot updates every 5 seconds so she posts quick :/
0e4bf5 No.2380671
>>2380670
oh that's why then yeah
ed43ff No.2380672
wtf is wrong with me.. my do I get so bored when my boyfriend hangs up the phone..
7c7cfd No.2380673
ed43ff No.2380674
>>2380673
i just want to end my boredom
7c7cfd No.2380675
9ed52d No.2380676
ed43ff No.2380677
>>2380675
how do you cope with this extremely slow pace of time
>>2380676
>mfw i don't find enjoyment in anything i do
7c7cfd No.2380678
>>2380677
I dunno most of the time I just give up
7c7cfd No.2380680
7c7cfd No.2380682
>>2380681
Don't wanna ruin it by being needy
e9baa5 No.2380684
Back from dota2, yep, I'm still shit.
Time to run a bath and clean myself from sin.
7c7cfd No.2380685
ed43ff No.2380686
>>2380682
i get an overwhelming feeling of melancholy when i give in to the boredom.
i need an escape.
9ed52d No.2380688
>>2380686
If you're in a bad mood when you're alone then you might be in bad company.
Tell me about your childhood experiences. I will poke and prod for any instances of unresolved trauma.
Do you feel as if all of your social interactions are surface level, as if no one truly knows you?
ed43ff No.2380691
>>2380687
You mean kill myself
>>2380688
I had a good family
And an even better childhood
My trauma came from bad dreams of watching my dad get shot to death in the outside hallway. I would wake up all the time crying and I didn't know what to do
9ed52d No.2380692
>>2380691
Interesting.
How do you see your father? Was he always a source of security for you?
Is it that you feel helpless without the support of others?
af1d7d No.2380693
My friend had to put down his doggo
9ed52d No.2380694
e9baa5 No.2380695
Oh that felt so good, I feel like I've shed some skin.
No idea what I want to do with myself though. Gonna make a burger and a cup of tea.
7c7cfd No.2380696
511940 No.2380697
>>2380695
i ate a whole pizza today but tbh i'm thinking about a chicken burger too
what you puttin on your burg?
ed43ff No.2380698
>>2380692
Back then I saw my dad as my world...
Yes I would hide behind him when my mom would beat me....
Hmmmm no I've always been independent
>>2380693
I'm sorry for your loss
>>2380695
>Oh that felt so good
I stopped reading there, did you have a nice fap?
>>2380696
Its the only way to escape
7c7cfd No.2380700
>>2380698
Is that the last thing you wanna feel before you die?
e9baa5 No.2380701
>>2380697
It's one of those shitty microwave ones, but I didn't want to admit that because I'd be embarassed, but I got Franky's hot sauce to go with it.
>>2380698
Had a bath, had a fap before and I'm ashamed with what I fapped too.
511940 No.2380702
>>2380701
hey those are fine
i don't like frank's hot sauce tho, i had it with dominos wings once, it wasn't pleasant :x
ed43ff No.2380703
>>2380700
Happiness? Absolutely
>>2380701
did you cum a lot? who did you think about?
9ed52d No.2380704
>>2380702
>I don't like frank's hot sauce
That's ok. Not everyone has good tastes and we still accept you.
511940 No.2380705
>>2380704
it's all bitter and sour :s
e9baa5 No.2380706
>>2380703
Didn't think about anyone, was just reading this disgusting hentai but it had buttstuff so I came.
Not a lot though.
>>2380702
I don't mind it, I would like something a bit more thick though, like salsa.
ed43ff No.2380707
>>2380706
i like to fap to gore on liveleak when i really need to cum, it works
7c7cfd No.2380710
ed43ff No.2380711
>>2380710
its better than living another second feeling it
e9baa5 No.2380712
>>2380707
Jesus, that's way too hardcore for me.
You must be so desensitised, normal shit doesn't do it no more.
ed43ff No.2380713
I wish Erin would turn off the spam filter so that I can spam lewds
ed43ff No.2380715
>>2380712
normal stuff makes me cringe...
i might be asexual
7c7cfd No.2380716
ed43ff No.2380717
>>2380714
retard completely missed the sandwich
>>2380716
i should take drugs
i heard they can take away the boredom
7c7cfd No.2380718
>>2380717
Sometimes they just make everything worse
ed43ff No.2380719
>>2380718
i should go looking for another stray dog then
9ed52d No.2380720
>>2380717
Don't do drugs.
They're expensive and they make you weak.
ed43ff No.2380721
>>2380720
what should i do then..
e9baa5 No.2380722
>>2380715
You know it's not a bad shout to be asexual.
You wouldn't do anything soppy and embarassing to get someone to like you enough to bone.
511940 No.2380724
i ordered chicken burger.
to make up the minimum order price i got a steak pie for my dog
e9baa5 No.2380725
> 1 , 2, BUCKLE MY SHOE
>3, 4, YOU'RE NOW ON THE FLOOR
>5, 6, COVERED IN BRICKS
>7, 8, YOU I HATE
e9baa5 No.2380726
>>2380724
You know what I always wanted to do for a dog?
Go to the butchers and buy a lamb's heart.
Ever since because we was dissecting them in High School and the Science teacher said 'You can poach and eat these' and I was like 'Can dogs eat them' and he said 'Yes, he'll love you for it'
9ed52d No.2380727
>>2380721
You could try reading a book or studying something useful.
>>2380722
But that can be fun. It's rare that one can show his sweetside to another.
>>2380723
I hope that he plans to give it a rabies shot and headpats.
ed43ff No.2380728
>>2380722
what if people want to bone me?
>>2380723
to ease and forget my boredom, it has always worked
>>2380724
DICK BURGER
>>2380725
you hate me? T~T
511940 No.2380729
>>2380726
oof, i'd be terrified the dog got heartworm or something
i ocassionally get her big beef leg bones and stuff tho, don't know of any horrible parasites they can get from bones
e9baa5 No.2380730
>>2380728
Then you wouldn't give a fuck because you'd be like 'lol, I'm asexual, SEEYA'
And no, I don't hate you, just quoting a little rhyme from Oney Plays.
ed43ff No.2380731
>>2380727
i've read a lot of medical books to take my mind off it but after I learned everything I got bored again
>here's one of my books
e9baa5 No.2380732
>>2380729
Oh shit, there are worms in the heart?
That's fucking metal dude.
So glad I ran it through you because that's what I'd get for my dog's birthday if I had a dog.
Ever got her dried pigs ears?
511940 No.2380733
>>2380732
it would be fine if you cooked it tbh, but you wouldn't catch me cooking a heart either lol
yeah doggos love dried pigs ears c:
e9baa5 No.2380734
>>2380727
Yeah, I'm a bit apprehensive when it comes to matters of love.
I just don't do romance, or at least, I think I don't because I haven't been romantically involved with anyone for 8 years.
Not an incel though, don't give a fuck that I don't get sex.
e9baa5 No.2380735
>>2380733
Yeah, I would like to learn how to cook offal so I can eat it.
It would be so much more interesting to eat organs than the usual stuff, plus it might be cheaper.
511940 No.2380736
>>2380735
jeeeeeez lol how could you do that
you'd love haggis
ed43ff No.2380737
>>2380730
i still want to have kids and the only way to do that is to get the dick...
e9baa5 No.2380739
>>2380736
My mum was in scotland and got me haggis in a tin. I fucking loved it, it was like the meat of a sausage roll. I'd probably like to try the real thing though.
When it comes to meat, I ain't fussy. Ever heard of chitlins? Now that's something I wanna try.
>>2380737
What about invitrofertilization?
Mind you, I think it costs money to get that done.
511940 No.2380740
>>2380739
jesus christ fucking intestines
how can you eat this shit
you couldn't pay me enough to eat haggis never mind intestine pie and shit
e9baa5 No.2380741
>>2380740
Yeah I'd totes eat that.
Wanna visit China so I can eat bugs on a stick.
I tried mealworms, they tasted like shredded wheat.
And as a kid I would eat ants in the back garden.
511940 No.2380742
>>2380741
you are literally a monster
e9baa5 No.2380743
>>2380742
Hey, it's probably healthier than the shit I usually consume, i.e. drugs and alcohol.
I would watch Bizarre Foods and envy the dude on the program because he'd try all those things.
It gets worse, I wanna try dog in China.
511940 No.2380744
>>2380743
oh scanner no. that's not okay. they are cooked alive and stuff, i sign petitions against that shit.
i'm gonna go.
ed43ff No.2380745
>>2380739
that's a big word, teacher. tell me what it memes ;~;
52f577 No.2380747
e9baa5 No.2380748
>>2380744
They're cooked alive?!
Then hell no, I don't want them suffering, I thought they butchered them there and then.
e9baa5 No.2380749
>>2380745
During IVF, mature eggs are collected (retrieved) from your ovaries and fertilized by sperm in a lab.
e9baa5 No.2380750
Hope I didn't upset Erin for admitting I would like to try dog meat. I honestly didn't know they was cooked alive.
0e4bf5 No.2380751
>>2380748
>china
>caring about ethics
7c7cfd No.2380752
e9baa5 No.2380753
>>2380751
Well, yeah, I didn't know they were THAT hardcore.
A lot of gore shit comes from China, doesn't it?
Because fuck health and safety, right?
ed43ff No.2380754
>>2380749
what is IVF, teacher? :o
>>2380752
that's the plan
e9baa5 No.2380755
>>2380754
Invitrofertilization.
And I'm a shit teacher,
you need to find a stronger, smarter senpai.
9ed52d No.2380756
>>2380753
Most of what I know about China has come from liveleak videos.
0e4bf5 No.2380757
e9baa5 No.2380758
Welp, facebook can be funny sometimes.
ae2817 No.2380759
They have a digimon poster in ponies and it kind of reminded me how much I used to enjoy the series when I was younger.
ed43ff No.2380760
>>2380755
when you write it like this "Invitrofrertiliaztion (IVF)" etc etc etc...
e9baa5 No.2380761
>>2380756
I heard they have nets around their tallest buildings to stop the workers from commiting suicide by jumping off.
Yeah, I don't know much of China, apart from how Karl Pilkington was there and was so out of his comfort zone.
>>2380760
But yeah, maybe get some donated sperm so you don't have to deal with dick.
ed43ff No.2380762
>>2380759
I AM MAGNA ANGEMON
I HAVE EIGHT SHINING WINGS AND A BEAM SHIELD
I WIELD THE ALMIGHTY SWORD EXCALIBUR
AND MY DEVASTATING ATTACK IS THE GATE OF DENSITY
9c9847 No.2380764
I read that dude's last name as Klingon Tip
7c7cfd No.2380765
e9baa5 No.2380768
Should I play Borderlands the Presequel or stay and shitpost?
>>2380764
Heh, that's kinda funny.
e9baa5 No.2380770
>>2380769
Is this a trap? Are you gonna say they're kids?
7c7cfd No.2380771
>>2380767
At least it's not a cat
ed43ff No.2380772
>>2380770
Do you not like cute kids?
e9baa5 No.2380773
>>2380772
NOT TO BONE
To be honest, kids make me nervous because I have to be a decent role model and can't have bants with them.
ed43ff No.2380774
>>2380773
How do you not want to bone a cute little girl?
e9baa5 No.2380775
>>2380774
Jesus christ, why would I want to?
It's fucking wrong. Like fucking your relatives wrong.
To be honest, I'd be happy going on without boning anything.
9ed52d No.2380776
Kids are gross.
Most of them torment small animals or other children for fun and they all pick their noses.
Sometimes they become decent people.
e9baa5 No.2380777
>>2380776
And to further go on this shit, they shit up your games. Remember having a salty kid on Call of Duty? Fuck me, nothing more annoying.
7dfcbe No.2380778
a lot of my kids are salty but that's from excessive semen build up
e9baa5 No.2380779
PEDOS BE GONE
Speaking about pedos, who has seen Mister Mekoter's vid on how sexual predators are grooming kids in the pokemon community?
ae2817 No.2380781
>>2380779
I hate people and modern society.
443b1f No.2380782
I take solace in the fact most people here are too mentally and emotionally stunted to be able to get close enough to a woman to reproduce.
ed43ff No.2380783
>>2380775
don't knock it until you tried it~
>>2380776
i actually hate kids more than I hate liars.
one time i was out with friends and a kid got next to me... and I asked one of my friends to "get it away from me"
i didn't even know i said it...
something is wrong with me
9ed52d No.2380784
>>2380782
What if they find equally stunted women and are able to empathize enough to procreate?
443b1f No.2380785
>>2380784
Then god help us.
ae2817 No.2380786
its too late that already happens far too much
443b1f No.2380787
Marble Blast Ultra got a new game on Steam.
I am over the moon and downloading it now.
ed43ff No.2380788
i will leave Willow alone
ae2817 No.2380791
An absolute slut that LOVES cock.
e9baa5 No.2380792
>>2380783
With that said, would you eat a turd?
>>2380781
That's why I should extend my glory and bring civilisation to my level.
ed43ff No.2380794
>>2380791
will she down my cock too?
da7b54 No.2380796
>>2380542
What's that on his stomach? Mormon + Moonman?
ae2817 No.2380797
>>2380794
She would suck your cock right off.
511940 No.2380798
>>2380796
as i understand it's "Μολών Λαβέ"
greek for "come and take them"
refers to the greeks reply when king xerxes told them to give up their weapons, was said (in english this time i think) during the texas revolution too
postie got it cause he likes his guns
9ed52d No.2380799
>>2380788
I don't understand.
>>2380789
Please explain.
>>2380790
I don't know, but he seems edgy.
3fa01b No.2380800
>>2380798
ha I was trying to take the piss but that's much better, now i have to go listen to his music T~T
ed43ff No.2380802
>>2380797
holy shit, I gotta get my cock in that!
I have go to work now.... bye fur
>>2380799
-hug-
bye4now :p
ae2817 No.2380803
>>2380799
no
>>2380802
Sucks you have to work so late, bye have a good day.
e9baa5 No.2380804
>>2380793
Yeah, I can understand why people prefer pets to people.
>>2380795
So yeah, knock it because it would be horrible to try it.
3fa01b No.2380805
>>2380801
danke, guten nacht
e9baa5 No.2380806
So, who is left?
Had a bash on Borderlands the PreSequel, got kicked out because host quit.
Got a shitload of sidemissions to do.
9ed52d No.2380807
Always lurking, but not when I am asleep or at work.
e9baa5 No.2380808
>>2380807
What games have you got?
Videogames are my wheelhouse, it's what I know most about, don't really watch much anime.
9ed52d No.2380809
>>2380808
This and whatever else I've stored such as ROMs.
ae2817 No.2380810
i can't fathom how new people get here and start obsessively lurking
e9baa5 No.2380811
>>2380809
Oooh baby, what a collection.
Right now I'm trying to find the stash in Borderlands Pre Sequel so I can trade items between characters, they should really put it on the minimap.
You got VR? :3
58fba4 No.2380812
Who the fuck are all these newfags
9ed52d No.2380813
>>2380811
I played in VR chat for a while. I left when the owners started to crack down on fun and I realized that it's an inferior version of Garry's mod.
>>2380812
Well, they're newfags.
You have to talk to them to know exactly.
e9baa5 No.2380815
>>2380813
I remember the fun I had on Garry's mod. Loved playing that life sim as a hitman hunting down salty shitlords.
58fba4 No.2380816
>>2380813
Hey there Willow
Tell me about yourself.
Do you think traps are gay?
>
Also, how did you find out about this "community"?
bbe7e0 No.2380817
Traps are gay, Soto. You are a faggot. Just accept it.
9ed52d No.2380818
>>2380816
>Tell me about yourself.
I'm a twenty something year old, more of a bloomer than a doomer and I have an interest in understanding foreign cultures, cultures of anitiquity or recent, yet dead cultural phenomenon.
Be you interested, then I know how to use the modern English subjunctive.
I believe that Jung had more insight than Freud.
I occasionally drink so much water that my stomach begins to hurt because I was afraid of dehydration.
>Do you think traps are gay?
I know that they are.
>Also, how did you find out about this "community"?
I've been on imageboards for years. I had seen this board before but had ignored it as I assumed that it was an /a/ alternative since 8chan's anime board is infamous enough to warrant a split.
On a discord server someone talked about this board specifically, so I was curious. I don't think that he posts here, or if he does he has a very different posting style and is much more reserved.
e9baa5 No.2380819
Traps are gay.
Can confirm.
But does it really matter?
I fapped to some alien impregnation shit just because it had buttstuff.
bbe7e0 No.2380820
It matters to those who claim traps are totally straight. Don't get me wrong, I am of the mindset of fucking whatever is cute. Doesn't make it not gay to fuck something with a dick.
>>2380818
Dare I say, you appear to be more interesting than previously assumed.
You should also not drink yourself to death on water. Try alcohol, it is a more enjoyable time.
52f577 No.2380821
bbe7e0 No.2380822
If even the Duke can acknowledge this, it should not be up to debate.
9ed52d No.2380823
>>2380820
But if I drink alcohol then I'll be dehydrated.
7dfcbe No.2380824
traps are so fucking gay, if you like them you might have to clone yourself so you have somewhere to put the gay spillover
52f577 No.2380825
>>2380823
Just drink some water
bbe7e0 No.2380826
>>2380823
This is comparing different ways to kill yourself by imbibing large quantities of liquids. Water will literally hydrate you to death. You won't gain any benefit aside from feeling bloated and full.
Alcohol will let you loosen up and have a large quantity of fun before you end up puking your guts out and dying of alcohol poisoning.
>>2380824
You are also a fucking faggot.
7dfcbe No.2380827
>>2380826
nuh uh
I only fuck little girls. I'm not a monster.
bbe7e0 No.2380828
>>2380827
No, a molester is pretty much the definition of what you are.
58fba4 No.2380829
No shit you dumb nigger
I've been cumming in boys (dressed as girls) assholes for like 2 years now dude
Im pretty well aware of it
Damn that boipussy too fire thooo lol
>>2380818
Oh so we're around the same age, so that can be relatable
Oh you like Psych too?
Nice.
Oh jeez, sounds like people talk about us
All bad lol
Yeah theres a bunch of fuckin weirdos here
Ive met a good 10 or so
Surprised I havent gotten killed yet lol
>>2380819
I cant do the big bellies man
Shits too weird
ae2817 No.2380830
>>2380818
I don't like to think about how many on the internet quietly talk about us....
0e4bf5 No.2380831
>>2380829
>Damn that boipussy too fire thooo lol
That's called Herpes Soto.
bbe7e0 No.2380835
>>2380832
Help me. This place is infested right now.
f80df1 No.2380836
>>2380835
Reach a safe distance from the exclusion zone before decontamination squads are sent in
ae2817 No.2380837
attempting to [urge them with flame from here will only forge them and make them harder
you have to find out where they live and use a real flamethrower
ac8869 No.2380838
ae2817 No.2380839
bbe7e0 No.2380840
>>2380836
But where are the decontamination squads! We are in dire need!
>>2380837
Can't I just use some explosives instead? Or a lot of hot lead?
f80df1 No.2380841
>>2380840
Command said they were coming
HAVE FAITH
bbe7e0 No.2380842
>>2380841
That's me in the corner!
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion!
e9baa5 No.2380843
On a difficult mission, will come back to lurk after I done this.
It's one of those fucking timed missions where you gotta do everything in 4 minutes.
>>2380829
I was so fucking ashamed of myself afterwards.
I was like 'Is this what you've devolved into?'
ae2817 No.2380844
>>2380840
I recommend finding an AC-130 gunship so we can take out multiple targets in the same trip and leave a trail of screaming death all the way up to their doorstep.
7c7cfd No.2380845
bbe7e0 No.2380846
>>2380844
Amen, brother!
>>2380845
Hey, you. How goes?
e9baa5 No.2380847
Fucking did it with 10 seconds left, fucking tense shit. Now I can relax and pick the scab on my forehead.
7c7cfd No.2380848
>>2380846
Playing kingdom hearts 3 and drinking
Wbu
ae2817 No.2380849
I want to check out Kingdom Hearts 3 but I can't find time to do it. I'm in a Pathfinder campaign right now with some friends on discord.
f80df1 No.2380850
>>2380842
Shit we're running out of corners to hide in
bbe7e0 No.2380851
>>2380847
Eww, scabby.
>>2380848
Playing Starcraft 2 and drinking. Also trolling tinder cause I'm bored. How's Kingdom Hearts?
>>2380850
Fucking tell me about it.
ae2817 No.2380852
I'm sure it's not that bad, it's still quiet enough here if you ask me.
e9baa5 No.2380853
>>2380851
Yeah I don't remember how I got it, I was piss ass drunk when it happened.
Must've fell to the floor and kissed the concrete.
9ed52d No.2380854
>>2380853
I slipped on a staircase one and broke my nose against the wall.
We all lose our footholds on occasion, although I'm not inebriated when I do. I'm just a clumsy boy.
My nose is fine now.
ae2817 No.2380855
bbe7e0 No.2380856
>>2380852
We must destroy this place once and for all.
>>2380853
Take care of yourself, Scanner. Stop being reckless.
>>2380854
I have a feeling that I asked you something above but am too lazy to look.
e9baa5 No.2380857
>>2380854
Awww, you poor thing.
Yeah I got a busted lip and a chipped tooth thanks to my drunk escapades.
My mate said we are not allowed to drink as much anymore in case my support says he's a bad influence.
ae2817 No.2380858
>>2380856
Upon the ruins of the old dead world we will build a new one, Valhalla!
7c7cfd No.2380860
>>2380851
Its too big
I'll never be able to get everything there is to get
7c7cfd No.2380862
bbe7e0 No.2380863
>>2380860
I am sure you will get it all eventually, no? I always felt that way about the Final Fantasy series, but I ended up accomplishing my goals of it all.
>>2380861
Please clean that up.
9ed52d No.2380864
>>2380856
I took the time to look. It appears that I answered all of your direct questions.
>>2380857
My brother forgot most of his childhood after he fell out of a car. I would spin this into a moralizing tale about the dangers of alcohol, but he didn't actually drink enough to be drunk.
I guess that "don't be an idiot, drunk or not" is a good moral.
7c7cfd No.2380865
>>2380863
I never finished most of the side gamean
I have no idea what is actually going on
bbe7e0 No.2380866
>>2380864
You know, after a review of the evidence it appears that I failed to ask you a follow up question and allowed the conversation to wilter.
Will you forgive me for this travesty?
>>2380865
I think most games nowadays are adding way too much side shit that shouldn't even be included, honestly.
884576 No.2380868
>>2380862
NUTeko
>>2380863
how about nut
7c7cfd No.2380869
>>2380866
It will be hard to 100% this one
e02c86 No.2380870
7c7cfd No.2380871
>>2380868
No nuts for neko
9ed52d No.2380872
>>2380866
>Will you forgive me for this travesty?
Ok.
>adding way too much side shit
I blame it on the success of ubisoft games.
They made it popular and other developers copied it.
At least when everyone was trying to copy Halo the game mechanics being copied worked well in their original context, but collecting one hundred feathers was never fun.