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41f98e No.2371532
Chapter 7 : I written a poem
MY NAME IS SCANNER
AND WHEN ITS NIGHT
AND ALL THE POSTERS ARE IN MY SIGHT
I DO THE THING I FIND MOST FUN
I SHIT UP THE BOARD
AND DRINK THE RUM
c18276 No.2371540
>>2371528
I'm a master mean man.
17821d No.2371541
>>2371535
I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable desu
661198 No.2371543
>>2371541
If it makes me uncomfortable I'll just lie to you
41f98e No.2371544
NO BLOODCHAN
I WILL NOT LEWD THE LOLIS
The teacher is pretty though.
7e5f56 No.2371545
No thanks Anon, I’m not interested in them
17821d No.2371546
>>2371543
i'm going to ask you then is that okay?
>>2371544
date the teacher
661198 No.2371547
>>2371546
Sure
Falling asleep doesn't seem to be an option soon
17821d No.2371548
>>2371547
Oh... Maybe it's better if I'd let you sleep and not bother you with questions...
41f98e No.2371550
>>2371546
Well I've been talking about holidays and moving country and was thinking I can use my teacher's assistant qualification to move to America and date one of your teachers because all the teachers in my school are spoken for.
Oh, and today I was helping kids write fantastical poetry which was inspired by 'The Magic Box' by Kit Wright.
Gave a few ideas like 'a musket that fires confetti'. Kid didn't even know what a musket was but decided to copy my original idea and I was like 'FUCKING LAZY PLAGARIST'
661198 No.2371551
>>2371548
You're annoying
Ask your question or just google it
17821d No.2371552
>>2371550
that's a lot to read...
41f98e No.2371553
>>2371552
Gonna come over to America to date your teachers.
Helped kids with poetry.
Some kid stole my idea and not came up with his own.
Short enough?
17821d No.2371554
>>2371551
>You're annoying
I'm sorry...
I wanted to know why a trans person wants to date the opposite sex when they are the opposite sex on the inside
Like Erin was Aaron before she became Erin
But she only likes females
17821d No.2371555
>>2371553
yes thank you
My high school teachers were like super models
We all huge crushes on them and they knew it...
They even said it was okay to date them when we turned 17
I never worked up the courage to date my art teacher... I regret it now
3b0910 No.2371556
>Like Erin was Aaron before she became Erin
murder used to say this too
i don't get why you think when someone has the option to pick any name they want, it would be similar to the original
17821d No.2371557
>>2371556
Did you know Murder and I are brother and sister?
7e5f56 No.2371559
>>2371556
What does the NIMH in your name mean anyways?
41f98e No.2371560
>>2371555
My high school teachers weren't like supermodels but they were cool as fuck.
Wouldn't even dare to try and pull my teachers. I respect them too much.
I got one of my R.E. Teachers into Salad Fingers.
661198 No.2371561
>>2371554
I don't know why people are gay or bi or double gay or what have you
And neither does google
Human sexuality is a complicated topic
17821d No.2371562
>>2371558
Um no, it didn't cross my mind.
And he went back to Chicago anyway
c18276 No.2371563
>>2371556
Why did you pick Erin anyway?
661198 No.2371564
>>2371559
Presumably in reference to the book, the Secret of NIMH
17821d No.2371565
>>2371560
>kewl af
Did they watch anime?
That's ridiculous. If you saw my teachers you would try to date one.
What's R E? Retard Education?
What's Salad Fingers?
>>2371561
I see... I guess their brains are just wired differently too...
17821d No.2371566
>>2371563
Because her name was Aaron you dog
3b0910 No.2371567
>>2371559
The Secret of NIMH was an animated movie about talking mice and rats
they were once lab rats at NIMH, the National Institute of Mental Health, who tested psychiatric treatments on them, which boosted their intelligence enabling them to escape
it's a kids film, with an incredibly dark second narrative for adults to pick up on
41f98e No.2371568
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The support workers want me to plant some seeds in the morning at their communial plot and I know I'm gonna get fucked up with a bad hangover.
661198 No.2371569
>>2371567
The book was better because it didn't imply Nicodemus was a wizard
41f98e No.2371570
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>>2371565
Nah, didn't even discover anime back then; didn't know it was stuff like Dragon Ball Z.
R.E, Religious Education.
Salad Fingers is a series of animations by David Firth.
c18276 No.2371571
Had quite the fuckable lad too.
3b0910 No.2371572
>>2371563
it's simple and entirely non-remarkable, so many trans women have these big fancy names and i find it so incredibly attention whorey
3b0910 No.2371573
>>2371569
i did not know that
17821d No.2371574
>>2371570
>didn't know it was stuff like Dragon Ball Z.
Holy fuck
>Religious Education.
double holy fuck
Is that a British cartoon?
7e5f56 No.2371575
>>2371564
I’d never know
>>2371567
Seems like such a weird story plot, but I haven’t seen it yet. Might be good.
661198 No.2371577
>>2371572
I mean my parents gave me an attention whorey name to begin with and their choices for female names were unacceptable
Sure I could have chosen something else or just gone by my middle name but the only people who seem to have problems with my name are the idiots who work registers at Wendy's
3b0910 No.2371578
>>2371575
it's pretty worth a watch, i'm not generally into animated stuff, kids stuff, etc. but that dark side makes it worth it
>>2371576
same number of letters as my old name, and it's an incredibly common name, but i didn't know anybody who had it, so it was unremarkable and normal without stealing a name from someone i knew
41f98e No.2371579
>>2371574
I know, I entertained myself with weird ass videogames. Only got into anime when I was 16 I think.
And yes, it is a British cartoon made my a British weirdo.
3b0910 No.2371580
>>2371577
i'd like it if you could tell me some time, but no pressure.
17821d No.2371581
>>2371579
i feel drained, ima go for a while
see you~
661198 No.2371582
>>2371578
Everyone that I grew up with either had super basic bitch names or snowflake names so I settled in the middle
661198 No.2371583
>>2371580
Answers gonna be no for a while
7e5f56 No.2371584
>>2371578
I’ll sit down and watch it if I ever find the time to not procrastinate.
What about the Malone avatar? Or is it just for giggles?
3b0910 No.2371585
>>2371582
i just wanted to be as plain and normal and unremarkable as possible.
>>2371583
that's fine doll ❤️
>>2371584
i love post malone, simple as that~
41f98e No.2371586
>>2371581
You gonna return to a different man, depending on how much I drink.
7e5f56 No.2371587
>>2371585
Neato
https://youtu.be/IY5mykx33Os
Here’s that on the impossibly low off chance that you haven’t yet heard it
661198 No.2371588
>>2371585
My parents set me up for a life of unwanted attention
3b0910 No.2371589
>>2371587
i have not, checking it out now and OH GOD LOL
>>2371588
:(
1a4261 No.2371590
3b0910 No.2371591
>>2371590
heya chick, hows it going?
3b0910 No.2371592
oh shit i have heard part of this at least lol
1a4261 No.2371593
>>2371591
p. good. what's up?
3b0910 No.2371594
3b0910 No.2371595
>>2371593
nuffin, been using Archer as my background noise but these film-noire seasons are terrible and they last right to the end apparently :/
got my sexi new macbook pro
supwitchu?
661198 No.2371596
>>2371589
They're the ones that gave me a stupid bullshit name no ones heard of
3b0910 No.2371597
>>2371596
i guess parents name choices are for them, not for the kids :/
c18276 No.2371598
>Save 1.2K for my move
>We got an apartment that only needed me to pay 370 for my share
>Got a lot left over and a check for another 1.1K coming and 300 from a friend
Oh man. Looks like I'll be enjoying my Alabama vacation a bit more!
7e5f56 No.2371599
>>2371589
Goodness you haven’t. Well uh, think of it as a birthday gift
>>2371594
thanks but no thanks I like my ears
1a4261 No.2371600
>>2371595
noire?
I forgot you liked apple stuffs :p
not a whole lot lol got sick of staring at my screen so now I'm participating *shrugs*
3b0910 No.2371601
>>2371599
well my birthday is like 2 months away, but thanks <3
41f98e No.2371602
>>2371598
What are you taking with you?
I'd be fucked on holiday because that'll mean I'll have to buy a tablet to shitpost on the go.
>>2371601
Remind me of your birthday and I'll get you a cheap and awesome game.
3b0910 No.2371603
>>2371600
well not technically film noire, but like, it's set like a 50s movie, kills the fun kinda
you are always a welcome addition, we thank you for your participation c:
c18276 No.2371604
>>2371602
Literally everything. I'm visiting Alabama because the apartment won't be ready until May. Then I'm driving to Michigan. I won't be coming back to Missouri in between.
3b0910 No.2371605
>>2371602
lol, thanks so much for the offer, but like billion time scans, i don't really play video games :3
you playing the new pokemon with me tho, that's a million birthdays worth of gifts~
c18276 No.2371606
Honestly I fell out of playing Pokemon just to play it. I really like breeding perfect IV and EV Pokemon for friends though.
1a4261 No.2371607
>>2371603
I thought that's how archer always was?
Th-thanks~
7e5f56 No.2371608
>>2371601
What age will you be? 24?
>>2371606
I fell out when I lost my stuff.
41f98e No.2371610
>>2371605
I keep forgetting because I'm always drunk.
And yeah, totes doing that. I'll be your pokemon rival who will always want to fight you at the worst possible time, like all your pokemon or poisoned or some shit.
>>2371604
You're carrying all your shit? Whoa. Will you be able to post while on your travels?
1a4261 No.2371611
be0e5c No.2371612
3b0910 No.2371613
>>2371606
i never pay much attention to EVs and IVs, sometimes i reset on the starter a few times to get a stronk one, but it's too complicated and attention-consuming for me the rest of the time
probably why nick would kick my ass in ORAS even when i outtyped him
i also tend to fuck off status moves for hard hitters like 100% of the time
>>2371607
no, they usually all have cell phones and stuff? it's set like a pretty modern spy agency, just the office has outdated computers i think
>>2371608
26 :o
>>2371609
hey yu
>>2371610
LOL okay you're on :3
3b0910 No.2371614
at least i think 26. when it comes to the day i'll do the math to be sure.
1a4261 No.2371615
>>2371612
nm u
>>2371613
*shrugs* details
661198 No.2371616
My birthday is in a week
Time to start hydrating for all this crying I'm about to do
c18276 No.2371617
>>2371610
I mean, probably. I'm hoping to set my computer up while I'm at Snuffle's house. My old room is vacant so I can move a bit in there. Otherwise I'll have my phone, but I'll mostly just be focusing on being there.
And I have a van. All of my belongings fit in it. Anything that doesn't I throw away or give away.
>>2371613
Status moves are for pussy players.
If I end up getting a copy of it, and I actually might, I'll breed you a perfect mon of your choosing. What is your favorite Poke?
41f98e No.2371618
>>2371613
Forgot what all pokemon strengths and weaknesses but it's like riding a bike, just makes sense after a few goes.
I'm trying to get posters into Crystal Chronicals. 4 Player mayhem.
be0e5c No.2371619
>>2371613
What's happening
c18276 No.2371620
>>2371618
I'm getting CC for Switch, but I call playing Clavet. Specifically the girl dress in white mage style stuff.
7e5f56 No.2371621
>>2371609
Hello n-
>>2371613
Anything planned out? Or just a night in with a drink and a fancy cupcake?
be0e5c No.2371622
>>2371615
Same here
I'm glad all the stupid cold weather and snow is finally going away.
3b0910 No.2371624
>>2371615
you watching anything good on dat new tv~?
>>2371616
damn i wish i could help you feel better about yourself :/
>>2371617
hmm, either swampert, kyogre, or feraligatr, any of those and i'd be a happy bunny <3
>>2371618
i can do typing, just don't care enough about EVs, IVs, fighting smart not hard, etc.
>>2371619
nuffin my puffin, chilling watching tv and stuff, you~?
>>2371621
depends if my bestie is round, if yes some drinkies, maybe cocaines, if not, absolutely nothing, just a regular day.
41f98e No.2371625
>>2371617
Sweet. Hope your shit gets sorted, moving house can be quite stressful.
Pretty cool that you have a fan.
>>2371620
That's ok, I wanna play as the lanky dudes that you can't see their faces.
1a4261 No.2371627
>>2371622
me too. already been busting out the cute outfits lol
>>2371624
nah it's not even on most of the time lol
be0e5c No.2371628
c18276 No.2371629
>>2371624
Kyogre would be hard, but I could at least try and soft reset for a nature or use Abra for it. I think legends have 3 max IVs for sure.
The other two would be easy. Also water is best type.
>>2371625
The Yukes? You ever play CC before?
41f98e No.2371630
>>2371629
Yeah, the Yukes.
I played a little bit of it on my cousin's Gamecube. But only a little bit.
be0e5c No.2371631
>>2371624
Just got home and I'm ready for a drink
I wanna see if anything fun is going on first tho
7e5f56 No.2371632
>>2371624
The hell you get cocaine from
Is it Colombian?
>>2371628
Not a lot other than contem- I mean piano and videos.
3b0910 No.2371633
>>2371626
if you ever fancy a trip to scotland, come stay with me, we'll try have a good time and see if you can't learn to enjoy being you.
>>2371627
lol good investment then :3
>>2371629
hell yeah it is ^^
>>2371631
drinks are fun, why not have some drinks and keep posting~?
>>2371632
i have no idea where it comes from, but it is mindblowingly good compared to the stuff i got when i lived further north, i assume it comes in at glasgow so it's not really cut before i get it
1a4261 No.2371634
>>2371633
*sigh* this always happens
be0e5c No.2371635
>>2371627
I got me some new clothes too but I haven't had a chance to use em cause no ones doing anything and I just been working.
661198 No.2371637
>>2371633
If I ever went to Scotland you'd be my first call
3b0910 No.2371638
>>2371637
eyyyy there's my girl :3
be0e5c No.2371639
41f98e No.2371640
>>2371624
Oh I totes fight hard and not smart. I don't think I ever won a fair match.
c18276 No.2371641
>>2371630
Well if I can help you in the game let me know. I'd love to play with ya. But I have to play Clavets. I have a tattoo of their crest so it's only fair.
3b0910 No.2371642
wtf there is a bunch of kids outside my house, 4 are just sitting on the pavement and one is playing football (soccer amerifags)
it's fucking dark and not even a weekend
1a4261 No.2371643
>>2371635
Right? I just get pretty and lay in bed like I normally do. It's kinda pathetic tbh
>>2371636
Buy cool stuff then never use it.
be0e5c No.2371644
>>2371633
Drunk posting is not a good idea
3b0910 No.2371645
>>2371640
we may be well matched :3
>>2371643
aww
tbh it's the cheaper things i tend to use more, like my most used game console is an RS-97, a cheap emulator console i play pokemon on
be0e5c No.2371646
>>2371643
The lazy life is a boring one
41f98e No.2371647
>>2371644
>drunk posting is not a good idea.
7e5f56 No.2371648
>>2371633
I haven’t an idea about drugs
Doesn’t cocaine just make you really focused but also trip
>>2371639
Yes, I’m learning some songs.
661198 No.2371649
>>2371642
LMAO only one of them is playing with a football ?
I bet he's the one who grows up to be a douche
be0e5c No.2371650
>>2371647
Specially when you black out
1a4261 No.2371651
>>2371645
I just thought it would be more motivation to try vidya and shows out but it just sits here pretty. Just a big computer monitor for being lonely on social media lol
>>2371646
It's not that I'm lazy, I just have nobody to go out with.
be0e5c No.2371652
41f98e No.2371653
>>2371641
Wow, you must really loved that game to get a tattoo of it.
I don't think I'd love a videogame so much I'd get a tattoo, nor would any of them be fashionable.
Now we need a stumpy and a savage.
41f98e No.2371654
>>2371650
The blacking out is a failsafe, god help you if you could type at that state.
c18276 No.2371655
>>2371653
My brothers and I got really close over it and we joked about getting tats for a while. Then we started considering it for real. 14 years later we actually got them.
3b0910 No.2371656
>>2371644
come on, we are prepared for the worst
>>2371647
lmao
>>2371648
no tripping, it's like, a stimulant, but not just a hard dopamine stimulant, it does seretonin too, so it's very refreshing and pleasant, doesn't only make you super wired
>>2371649
omg if you saw him you'd know how super likely that it lol
>>2371651
hey, whatever, it's yours now, you can do with it as you please c:
1a4261 No.2371657
>>2371656
I'd like to return it but the receipt expired.
3b0910 No.2371659
>>2371657
god damn, getting that little use out of it? :/
you got a switch? i am super not a gamer, but i played BOTW to completion, it was really really good, maybe that would be worth using the tv for?
661198 No.2371660
>>2371654
>god help you if you could type at that state.
I've been blacked out on sleep pills and still posting on 4chan
>>2371656
I hope he winds up in court on assault charges
be0e5c No.2371661
>>2371651
Yeah that too..
Drinking alone sucks
3b0910 No.2371662
>>2371660
this is scotland, he will :3
7e5f56 No.2371663
https://youtu.be/SUamHEvVQy0
I laughed at this for a good while. I’m a goddamn child for that.
>>2371652
Eva ones. Like Komm Süßer Tod and maybe something else from here who knows
>>2371656
So like chewing 5 Gum? Cool.
3b0910 No.2371665
>>2371663
yeah, like that c: it's rushy, but way more pleasant than just an OD on adderall, lol
41f98e No.2371666
>>2371655
AWWWWWW, THAT WAS THE GAME YOU BONDED WITH YOUR SIBLING!
That's so nice! My brother/sister bonding game was Battle Hunter.
>>2371656
I know, right? Drunk posting is pretty much my thing.
And I'll look forward to trading pokemon with you, I hope they have base building like they did in Ruby/Sapphire.
>>2371660
Yeah, but do sleeping pills make you act like a retard?
>>2371658
Nice to see you back, I gotta start drinking faster so I can come up with sillier shitposts.
You deserve my A-Game.
be0e5c No.2371667
>>2371663
Never watched that
Or heard the soundtrack
c18276 No.2371668
>>2371666
It's funny what becomes a big deal in our lives.
41f98e No.2371669
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>>2371668
I realized what sort of gaming tattoo I would have.
Steven from 'Time Fcuk'. That was a big deal for me back in sixth form.
1a4261 No.2371670
>>2371659
I have no consoles.
>>2371661
Drinking sucks. I'm still sore from bowling drunk the other night.
7e5f56 No.2371671
>>2371665
On my list of things to never do, confirmed, then.
>>2371667
My advice? Don’t be me and spend 12 hours to watch it all in a day. Too much to take in and process.
41f98e No.2371672
Yeah, cocaine for me is like an expensive cup of coffee. Don't really see the point of it, I'm already wired like that.
Mdma though, now that's something special.
be0e5c No.2371673
>>2371670
It only sucks when you throw up
3b0910 No.2371675
>>2371670
my friend was staying last week and he brought his xbox one and tried to get me to play RDR2, but i didn't like it, most games no fun any more, they have to be either super nostalgic, or a special case
>>2371671
if that's your choice, many would call it the better one c:
>>2371672
you didn't do enough lol
i like it way more than MDMA. MDMA is fun tho.
be0e5c No.2371676
>>2371671
I dunno if I'll ever watch it
1a4261 No.2371677
>>2371673
that seems more like blowing lol
>>2371675
mmn I've been playing Track Mania Turbo a little bit but it's at the point where it's super difficult. Top 600 in US now so that's neat at least
17821d No.2371678
>>2371666
>666
hail lord satan
3b0910 No.2371679
>>2371677
holy shit, that's quite a skill :o
be0e5c No.2371680
>>2371677
Gotta make that money one way or another...
7e5f56 No.2371681
>>2371675
Why did you take it up?
>>2371676
Best you don’t then. Just prepare for like June when it comes to Netflix and everyone flips about one or two scenes
be0e5c No.2371682
>>2371681
What do you mean?
3b0910 No.2371683
>>2371681
i just don't think all drugs are totally evil, plenty can be used safely with moderation, and are fun
1a4261 No.2371684
>>2371679
I like racing games^^
>>2371680
Drinking costs money tho.
41f98e No.2371685
>>2371678
Oh yeah, in Religious Education in school the teacher was like 'We remember the death of Jesus and choose to turn away from Satan' and a kid was like 'Who is Satan?'
>>2371675
I wouldn't want to invest the money for 'enough', because 3 keys didn't do it. I once did a whole gram or £60 at once and was like 'I can't sleep, can I help you tidy up in this bar?'. Guy was pissed when he realized I didn't do just a key, I thought the whole little bag was for me so I went all war paint with it.
3b0910 No.2371686
>>2371684
new mario kart was okay but i haven't played much of it, i'm not into more serious racers tho, they just not for me
>>2371685
lolol, stuff we get here is called "prop", as in "proper", very pure, it about £100 a g
17821d No.2371687
>>2371685
Satan is the one true God
be0e5c No.2371688
>>2371684
Still way cheaper than weed or cigarettes
bb64c4 No.2371689
Someone crack me open a Void Juice and fucking DELETE me thanks
7e5f56 No.2371690
Midday nap commences hopefully
>>2371682
Why of course
>>2371683
Not all drugs are bad, yeah, I feel that I need Xanax sometimes for sleep.
1a4261 No.2371691
>>2371686
This one's like an arcade style time trial one.
the tracks are nutso
>>2371688
Depends on the rate of consumption.
41f98e No.2371692
>>2371686
Yeah. What I got was known as 'Bash', as in bashed down with some other shit I can't remember.
Wouldn't spend that much on drugs. £60 is the most I'd spend. Or I would go half/half for a g to share.
be0e5c No.2371693
3b0910 No.2371694
>>2371690
aw that sucks, i had to take zopiclone to sleep for a while, it's no fun struggling with sleep :/
>>2371691
sounds alright c:
>>2371692
we call that "council" lol
my neighbour was round one day we were doing coke and she asked how much it cost and we were like £700 and she nearly had a hear attack lol, it does seem absurd when you say it out loud, but it's worth it at the time
be0e5c No.2371695
>>2371691
How much do you??
1a4261 No.2371696
41f98e No.2371697
>>2371687
Satan ain't real. He's just the ideal of a badass dude.
>>2371694
Yeah, I do love my 'council'. It's best when a multitude of people get fucked up rather than a man to get super fucked up alone.
be0e5c No.2371699
1a4261 No.2371700
>>2371699
This month was $18 in alcohol, $50 for weed, and $28 for ciggies.
3b0910 No.2371701
>>2371700
holy shit that's unbelievably cheap i should be where you are
1a4261 No.2371702
>>2371701
I just don't partake in much nowadays.
c18276 No.2371704
>TFW I spent nothing on booze, weed, or smokes
1a4261 No.2371705
3b0910 No.2371706
i am not much under £150 a month on tobacco alone, christ
41f98e No.2371707
>>2371704
That's a good feel. Could you imagine what sort of financial force I would be if I actually saved the money I spent on booze and smokes?
I'd probably get into the housing market.
1a4261 No.2371708
Your lungs must be blacker than my heart
bb64c4 No.2371709
As a red blooded American, I spend my hard earned money on alcohol and DEBT
c18276 No.2371710
>>2371707
I feel you. I'm going to be trying to stop spending money on shit food and put what I would have spent into a retirement fund. I'd love to retire early just because I worked hard early and saved.
c18276 No.2371711
>Irish does not subsist off of others taxes through government programs
Not even a real American.
3b0910 No.2371712
>>2371708
it's only like 50g a week just it's stupid expensive here
c2c384 No.2371713
I need an Official SCANNER thread
>Did captcha assume my gender edition
1a4261 No.2371715
>>2371712
I heard paying for cancer's p expensive tbh
41f98e No.2371716
>>2371713
You're right, it isn't a Official SCANNER thread unless I'm drunk out of my mind and posting videogame music and arguing over retarded things.
>>2371710
Don't remind me that I will grow old. My retirement fund is gonna be so shitty because I haven't worked that much and thus my pension is gonna be pennies.
17821d No.2371717
>>2371697
>Satan ain't real
be0e5c No.2371719
41f98e No.2371720
>>2371717
Just because Satan ain't real, doesn't make him less powerful.
I'mma sip more and explain my shit in short sentences, because I know you love those.
17821d No.2371722
>>2371719
We are all Satan
>>2371720
i want to show you satan some day
41f98e No.2371723
>>2371722
Is now not the day?
Usually when someone shows me something, I share something. Show and tell.
I think God is clockwork, not an actual entity.
Something that ticks over and fits together with other cogs that make the shit go round.
I haven't came up with an idea of Satan, because I haven't really thought much about him/her/it.
bb64c4 No.2371724
>I want to show you satan some day
How
Wholesome?
41f98e No.2371725
Btw Bloodchan, I don't want to fuck my students.
But I want to share with them some innappropriate things.
I was tempted to say 'The first person to finish their Religious Education work will learn a new word from me.'
And I am a font of dark knowledge, I wanted to teach the word 'Misericorde'. A small dagger used in the middle ages to mercy kill folks.
41f98e No.2371726
And I would explain why mercy killing is a thing.
be0e5c No.2371727
>>2371722
Which one is the best
17821d No.2371728
>>2371723
you write too much
>>2371724
by looking into my eyes!
17821d No.2371729
>>2371725
you should them your dick
41f98e No.2371730
>>2371728
God is a force, not an entity.
Didn't think much about Satan so I don't really have an opinion on him.
bb64c4 No.2371731
>>2371728
I mean, if you say so I guess
I don't think you'd see satan in MY eyes at least
41f98e No.2371732
>>2371729
I sip the rum,
and respond with this.
I don't wanna fuck pussies with my dick.
I want to fuck minds with my soul.
41f98e No.2371733
>>2371729
Sex is so base. There is so much more amazing things then sex.
When I was 12, I saw the South Park movie.
Now kids got the internet. Imagine, being a veteran of such wilds.
17821d No.2371734
>>2371730
I'm sure you will love Satan
Not as much as I love him...
but maybe close enough?
>>2371731
How do you see our Lord?
17821d No.2371735
>>2371732
>I don't wanna fuck pussies with my dick.
are you gay?
17821d No.2371736
>>2371733
sex is the ultimate form of entertainment
17821d No.2371738
>>2371737
do you want to see him?
41f98e No.2371739
>>2371734
>>2371734
I dunno, Satan didn't really play a part in my life.
Didn't really play with my heart strings.
And I don't really do evil. I'm a good boi.
>>2371735
Not even that. Thought I was gay, but no, I experienced things that were so much better than my first time of having sex with a girl.
Like taking MDMA and teaching my mate, who was also fucked on drugs, how to play Borderlands 2.
>>2371736
Get the fuck out of here.
I'lll need more booze before I can answer that loaded question.
41f98e No.2371740
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Bloodchan, it has been decided.
I'm getting you this game for your birthday.
17821d No.2371741
>>2371739
i don't wanna respond to all that ;~;
I have to go to work now..
>>2371740
birthdays are an illusion
also i hate gifts
see you~
41f98e No.2371742
>>2371741
Then I hope you have a lovely day.
You know, I do like the questions about me fucking students. It gives me something to rail against. Never had anyone who rubbed against me the way you did.
bb64c4 No.2371743
>>2371738
I dunno, I guess?
41f98e No.2371744
THAT WHICH WAS FLESH HAS LEFT
THOSE WHO ASPIRE BEYOND THE PHYSICAL WILL REMAIN
Don't mind me, channeling my inner crazy.
08ee5a No.2371745
>>2371742
how about fucking the teacher instead?
41f98e No.2371746
>>2371745
We been through this. The teacher is already spoken for; and I don't think I'm that well into the clique to seem like a prime male.
This is why I think I should come over to your country and see if I have a better chance.
08ee5a No.2371747
>>2371746
all kinds of options. just mostly sold out probably.
41f98e No.2371748
>>2371747
The teachers joke how I'm like the 'Tim Burton' of the group. You know, someone who is good with kids but is so fucked up?
41f98e No.2371749
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I think I like Bloodchan.
Like really like Bloodchan.
Is this bad?
She wants to show me Satan.
I wanna show her my stuff.
Romcom now?
be0e5c No.2371750
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08ee5a No.2371752
>>2371748
Yep. too bad you couldn't take over for them then.
3b0910 No.2371753
why does nobody keep identical reply chains going these days
ya'll got lazy, or forget your roots, or something
3b0910 No.2371755
>>2371754
it's only ever 2 these days
back on 4chan we used to get like 10-20
41f98e No.2371756
>>2371752
I can't teach a lesson that's in the cirruculum.
I'm a messed nonsense.
I'm drinking more and just got to a stage where I am hot shit.
be0e5c No.2371757
>>2371753
They ain't with it
41f98e No.2371758
>>2371751
>>2371749
It is only gonna get worse, my nyuggahs.
08ee5a No.2371759
>>2371755
only 2 posters on these days it seems.
>>2371756
yeah i guess its easier than trying to teach kids that are impossible to teach and then get blamed when they don't learn.
3b0910 No.2371762
>>2371759
i mourn the past.
41f98e No.2371763
>>2371759
I did some shit, I don't think any kid is impossible.
We all bleed the same.
>>2371760
I think I'm being cucked.
41f98e No.2371765
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Who would like to date me?
41f98e No.2371767
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>>2371766
SCANNER x Tracer?
3b0910 No.2371768
i'll stay up if you're gonna be like that tracer
42144c No.2371770
If it messes up your sleep schedule then all the better.
41f98e No.2371772
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STAND ALONE POSTS?
BETTER BRING OUT THE B-SIDES
08ee5a No.2371773
>>2371762
me too. shit just gets old in the future. "been there done that" takes over.
>>2371763
still, it could take long enough to where you are missing time with other kids. Classrooms are getting massive these days.
>>2371764
night
be0e5c No.2371774
41f98e No.2371776
I ain't got any people to divulge in some nonsense.
Alcohol gives me a conscience shift.
>>2371773
They're like spinning plates. They are much bigger than what I remember.
41f98e No.2371777
>>2371774
These niggas have money.
Film Cut Pro and in built effects, they got someone else to do this shit.
41f98e No.2371778
I'm Drunk.
Send me to jail.
41f98e No.2371779
I see the strings that pull.
I see the joints that contort.
I drink to forget,
that I'm a puppet;
and watch the whole world fall.
I wish I could make this a visual thing,
the eyes see what one believes.
41f98e No.2371780
Expanded noun phrases.
My sentences come from those who have long passed.
Your ancestors from the past.
I'm here to bring about the future.
Share with me your culture.
41f98e No.2371781
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Can someone own this thread before I pass out, please?
41f98e No.2371783
>>2371782
Not yet. I am filled with purpose.
Sleep is for the dead.
41f98e No.2371784
I got 20 minutes till midnight, and then I'll go to bed.
So bring your crazy.
08ee5a No.2371785
>>2371781
I can't own anything. I'm too much of a poopypants and stupie head
41f98e No.2371786
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>>2371785
Slaves can't own shit.
You aren't a slave.
You're trading whilst you're talking to me.
What is the most powerful you ever felt?
What is your strongest moment?
c18276 No.2371787
41f98e No.2371788
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You are all children.
You need to be challenged.
08ee5a No.2371789
>>2371786
I felt the best when i felt like i could get shit done.
>>2371787
It's the pills fault, not the people... or something.
cf9791 No.2371790
>>2371785
>Fish
>Good
Much of this feels out of order.
41f98e No.2371791
>>2371789
You are a pillar.
Gonna go to bed.
I want to give you a challenge.
You seem more capable that the others.
Can you build me a part of my empire?
I'm working by ratios.
be0e5c No.2371792
>>2371790
I'm still one of the best which is correct
be0e5c No.2371793
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be0e5c No.2371795
>>2371794
I don't know who any of those people are
42144c No.2371796
100.66% in one of my classes so I guess they weighted the exam
the average was a 71% and the lowest a 34%
omegalul
42144c No.2371797
>>2371796
>100.66%
Is that the amount of people who can play Genji effectively?
42144c No.2371798
>>2371797
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm
1a4261 No.2371799
Greetings.
Did Erin go to bed?
1a4261 No.2371804
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1a4261 No.2371806
I love her harem pants O_O
ff6212 No.2371807
Deader than Test's dreams to retake the Lonely Mountain.
1a4261 No.2371808
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c18276 No.2371812
More dead than the tranny community.
1a4261 No.2371813
thank goodness those fucking hugboxers
c18276 No.2371814
100% suicide rate or bust.
1a4261 No.2371815
But how will I fuck my dog if I'm dead?
c18276 No.2371816
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ef5cc2 No.2371818
Hey now, no suicide. That's my gig.
1a4261 No.2371819
it's weird but I'm agreeing with the no suicide thing tonight.
I could spite so many more people by staying alive
c18276 No.2371820
>>2371818
You have to live. I actually like you.
1a4261 No.2371821
ff6212 No.2371822
>Squash doesn't ask you to live
I'll live just to spite him.
c18276 No.2371823
Your wife is your only good quality.
ef5cc2 No.2371824
That's what I do.
>>2371820
Naaaaa..
>>2371821
How are ya, Maddie? Also, careful being drinky.
1a4261 No.2371826
>>2371822
post toes again
>>2371824
pfft idk man I'm like happy drunk tonight. I just laughed irl and I scared myself lol
ef5cc2 No.2371827
>>2371825
Fine, fine. I'll stay alive for now.
>>2371826
Nice. That is the best kinda drunk. Sadly my drinking lately hasn't been that. Except with my brothers.
1a4261 No.2371828
>>2371827
ayy at least u still have bros, y'know.
gotta look on the bright side sometimes booboo.
ef5cc2 No.2371829
So I broke up with the girl I was seeing. Not really what or how I planned. I was just explaining that I was trying to focus on my job and get out of debt. Oh well.
>>2371828
Yeah, I do, generally. Been working out and getting back into shape. Feels good, honestly.
1a4261 No.2371830
>>2371829
Nice.
was this the crazy chick u were with?
ef5cc2 No.2371831
>>2371830
I wouldn't call her crazy crazy, but certainly weird. And shitty fucking luck. Really shitty luck. Chick has me in debt big time from medical shit.
1a4261 No.2371833
>>2371831
why is ur name on the bill?
ef5cc2 No.2371834
>>2371832
Better get a smirk, at least.
>>2371833
No actual bill. I was just being nice, and helping her pay her bills so she wasn't homeless. Just being dumb. Being a regular old Santa Claus.
1a4261 No.2371835
>>2371834
Then you're under no obligation dummy.
ef5cc2 No.2371836
>>2371835
Well yeah, but I am already in debt because I was juggling everything, for a year or so.
c18276 No.2371841
>>2371840
Women are repulsive.
1a4261 No.2371842
>>2371836
but you're broken up now
cut ur losses
44c301 No.2371843
>>2371841
blatant misogyny
ef5cc2 No.2371844
>>2371841
At times.
>>2371842
Well, for sure. Just kinda sucks, I guess. I don't know. I didn't really see a life with her. I did at first, but shit went south. Work and what not, we never really got to hang out or anything. Then I kinda lost the flame, and emotions in general.
75d148 No.2371846
08ee5a No.2371848
>>2371841
Their vaginas can be a good snack though. They can take a beating too.
1a4261 No.2371850
you can beat dogs too technically
c18276 No.2371851
e07e1a No.2371852
You can also beat your meat but I doubt that's a good argument.
2eca20 No.2371854
I feel like Squash is more of a misanthrope than a misogynist tbh
08ee5a No.2371856
>>2371847
post lewds.
/animus/ needs them
tsuchi has warned against it but i have to see (and maybe fap) to believe
c18276 No.2371857
>>2371854
I think every group has fundamentally flawed aspects and each is worth ridiculing.
>>2371855
Do you want to get fucked?
2eca20 No.2371858
>>2371855
Is this.. some weird flirting? This is like a reality show, brb popcorn
>>2371857
Yeah you lean towards misanthropy tbh. But also ridicule can be funny so I'm all for it
7eedb1 No.2371859
a woman's testimony is worth half a man's
c18276 No.2371860
>>2371858
So what makes you bring up misanthropy?
c18276 No.2371861
cf9791 No.2371862
>>2371861
ALL WOMEN
ARE QUEENS
2eca20 No.2371863
>>2371860
Well Smiles said misogyny so...
c18276 No.2371864
>>2371862
All real women that is.
The rest are just drag queens.
>>2371863
Ah. I'm like, half here right now so I'm missing stuff.
44c301 No.2371865
>>2371856
Tsuchi just likes talking shit.
>>2371857
No, why?
>>2371858
lol what?
7eedb1 No.2371866
wonder what the other half is doing
cf9791 No.2371867
Spare coochie ma'am?
Spare coochie?
e07e1a No.2371869
c18276 No.2371870
>>2371865
I'm going to fuck you.
>>2371867
It's too late. Kirra qween has already touched the coochie.