ba6a0d No.2367467
>>2367465
it's 8:38am you dip
ff1d8d No.2367468
>>2367467
It's 3:38 AM you goon.
ff1d8d No.2367469
You're officially on my shit list, Erin.
I hope you are ready for the ultimate bully.
ba6a0d No.2367470
>>2367469
right well somebody clearly doesn't know what they're talking about
>>2367469
WHY
ff1d8d No.2367471
>>2367470
I am bored and I'm pretty sure Nick is asleep so he can't yell at me if I act up now.
ba6a0d No.2367472
>>2367471
nope he's drunk and he's fawning over me and telling me how much he loves me and stuff, it's cute
ff1d8d No.2367474
>>2367472
Let him know the mutt says hello and good night.
595329 No.2367477
>>2367405
A necessary evil.
>>2367406
Nice trip, brah.
595329 No.2367479
>>2367478
Nice avatar. Wana fug?
3e0b54 No.2367481
>>2367480
Hello are you new? Can you tell me about yourself please?
ba6a0d No.2367482
>>2367480
don't tell him anything
ba6a0d No.2367484
>>2367483
not clicking that
3e0b54 No.2367485
>>2367484
Its a dog wiggling while getting a haircut
3e0b54 No.2367487
>>2367486
did you watch it?
ba6a0d No.2367488
>>2367487
i made my dog watch it so she could tell me if you were lying or not
3e0b54 No.2367489
>>2367488
ask yan to watch it then lol
at least he's not a bish
3e0b54 No.2367491
>>2367490
still? why? wake him up
ba6a0d No.2367492
>>2367491
he only went to bed like 4 hours ago
3e0b54 No.2367494
>>2367492
-hug-
so you're all alone with me~
ba6a0d No.2367495
>>2367494
my friend is in the room with me, but he is also asleep :/
671b95 No.2367497
>>2367481
I'm a weeb with simple weeb dreams.
>>2367482
Yea. I noticed how well you two get along.
3e0b54 No.2367498
>>2367495
you should slit his throat :)
>>2367496
it deadass gets cold where you live? D:
>>2367497
tell me more about yourself please :)
93c2bd No.2367501
>>2367499
checked aliexpress for a soldering aid ("third hand"), found this wacky thing that is clearly made from coolant hoses used in metal industries
look at this beast
3e0b54 No.2367502
>>2367501
Can I ask you something?
eb50d3 No.2367503
>>2367502
can I ask you something
3e0b54 No.2367504
>>2367503
as long as it's not lewd
f6086d No.2367505
>>2367498
it's in the 50s at least
3e0b54 No.2367506
>>2367505
wanna e-snuggle for warmth?
f6086d No.2367507
>>2367506
I'll stick with my blanket, thanks
671b95 No.2367509
>>2367501
Looks like some kinda freaky octopus.
Is soldering apart of some hobby of yours? I remember you mentioning soldering a guitar a while back.
93c2bd No.2367510
>>2367509
have the tritium ready next time, osborne
not that much of a hobby, more of a useful skill for repairs but the last one was extra tricky without a third hand
671b95 No.2367512
>>2367510
That is pretty useful, yea. I haven't any skills outside of anything computer based. I'm pretty jealous.
>>2367511
hy
93c2bd No.2367513
>>2367512
i was just getting tired of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-lOVcEbCm8
happening to me so i bought a cheap soldering station, some steel wool for cleaning the tip, some wick, vacuum pump and wire, 20 bucks and went to town
when i realized i've been throwing 25-30 bucks out for new earphones every time i felt like an idiot
3e0b54 No.2367514
>>2367512
can you tell me more about yourself, please?
93c2bd No.2367515
>active DI boxes are more expensive than passive ones
fak
3e0b54 No.2367516
>>2367515
do you want me to lend you the money?
671b95 No.2367517
>>2367514
I can't help but shake off the feeling you're digging for information to use against me later.
3e0b54 No.2367518
>>2367517
i wouldn't do that to you, i don't even know you like that
ba6a0d No.2367520
blood a high functioning psychopath, best not to divulge too much.
ba6a0d No.2367521
well, maybe high-functioning is generous.
671b95 No.2367522
I've seen how they interact with people like you and Machi, yea.
Something something about dogs.
3e0b54 No.2367523
>>2367519
i don't understand... what feeling?
>>2367520
i'm a low functioning blob of goop :p
>>2367521
exactly
3e0b54 No.2367524
>>2367522
that's only a silly online person I created, i'm not like that irl
3e0b54 No.2367526
>>2367525
i do not, i lied
ba6a0d No.2367527
>>2367526
how would i know you aren't lying now?
3e0b54 No.2367528
>>2367527
because you know i'm a normal person
ba6a0d No.2367529
>>2367528
how could i possibly know that if all the evidence suggest the contrary?
3e0b54 No.2367530
>>2367529
What evidence?
You know I would never harm anyone or anything in any way..
ba6a0d No.2367531
>>2367530
i wish i could believe that...
3e0b54 No.2367532
>>2367531
Its the truth, I promise
I was mean to your boyfriend because I wanted his attention, I didn't mean anything bad by it...
I have no excuse for it and I apologize completely
ba6a0d No.2367533
>>2367532
i'm hungry, will you buy me pizza?
3e0b54 No.2367534
>>2367533
i would like to, but I don't have a credit card
3e0b54 No.2367536
>>2367535
i'm sorry...
I'm hungry too...
I want pizza... but I don't talk irl, so i can't ask
a9abcc No.2367537
If I embarrassed myself again last night I'm so sorry. I must've done something horrible because I feel horrible. Plus there is a empty Bombay Badboy Pot noodle container which I don't remember eating, and I don't remember putting my booze in the fridge.
3e0b54 No.2367538
>>2367537
you should teach the little boys in your class how to make themselves feel good
ba6a0d No.2367539
>>2367536
i'd buy you pizza but i don't trust you finding out my paypal email or my card details from the receipt
>>2367537
you fine buddy :3
671b95 No.2367540
>>2367513
Why not invest in some headphones? I've had a pair of AKGs for the last 4 years now and they still hold up. Admittedly they were some 80 USD when I got 'em.
a9abcc No.2367541
>>2367538
Jesus Blood-Chan, I'm uncomfortable as it is in class; now you're putting thoughts in my head.
Why are you trying to make me a pedo? Innocence should be protected, which is why I'm iffy about kids playing Fortnite.
>>2367539
Oh thank god, thought I did a bad thing. I say the most embarrassing shit when I'm drunk.
Sorta proud too because I drank more than half a bottle today. Shame I can't drink tonight again though, because I don't have enough to fuck me up and plus it'll be late when I come back from Dungeons and Dragons.
3e0b54 No.2367542
>>2367539
pizza makes me..
93c2bd No.2367543
>>2367540
don't really like having to deal with headphones when i'm out, i take a bicycle to most places and the bus and train everywhere else
not really a headphones person, strangely enough.
a9abcc No.2367544
I'd totes buy you cunts a pizza but I wouldn't know how to. Plus, I'm thinking I want pizza now.
There is a place that does 9 inch for £5 and it is decent.
Ever had a bad pizza?
a9abcc No.2367545
Oh, Party Hard 2 is on sale at steam. The first one was pretty fun, go check it out. If you have one of those light up keyboards the lights flash in time with your actions and music, turns your keyboard into a rave board.
ba6a0d No.2367546
>>2367544
yeah, ironically one of my favourite places here does the worst pizza in town
sauce is horrible and they always burnt and have like no cheese on them
which is a shame cause everything else they do is excellent
3e0b54 No.2367549
>>2367541
if you feel uncomfy you can go to the restroom for a quick fap during lunch
>>2367544
you have a 9in right?
a9abcc No.2367550
>>2367547
E-fuck me right here, right now like a savage.
>>2367546
A place over mine does subpar pizza, I think it was called Shakes, it was a milk shake place. I had a nachos pizza and the dough wasn't up to scratch.
ba6a0d No.2367551
>>2367550
i just get dominos unless i'm seriously hard for cash, expensive, but you know what you gonna get
3e0b54 No.2367552
>>2367550
>E-fuck me right here, right now like a savage.
is that what you want the cutest girl in your class to say to you?
a9abcc No.2367553
>>2367549
BLOODCHAN, LEWD.
And I never measured my cock but I think it could be 6 inches.
You know, my worse fear in class is if I say something inappropriate cuz 'lol autism', I'm always on guard and keep my behaviour to a minimum before I can go home and go loose.
>>2367551
Yeah, I never had dominos, I had papa johns and I love the garlic dip you get. I get so many offers in the post for dominos but it's in a part of town I don't really like. Too far for me.
>>2367552
KIDS ARE NOT TO BE SEXPLOITED
3e0b54 No.2367554
>>2367553
"Fuck me like a jackhammer, Mr Scanner!"
<3
ba6a0d No.2367555
>>2367553
man i don't like papa johns at all, and that melted garlaic butter stuff is just plain grease, and that's coming from someone who generally likes grease lol
it's my friends favourite, and to me it's just nasty
you know dominos delivery is free right? if it's far away you just gotta wait an extra five minutes c:
ba6a0d No.2367556
why the heck do i always wanna spell garlic as "garlaic"
i thought it was maybe cause it was the british spelling and garlic is the american, but when i check it's like it's never been garlaic anywhere
the heck did i get that from
671b95 No.2367557
>>2367543
Fair enough. I was never much an earphones person myself since it always felt like they were ripping my ears apart.
About time to zz, later. Have a nice day 'n stuff~.
a9abcc No.2367558
>>2367555
Alright, I'll root around and see if I got my offers sheet still around. I'll give it a try if I find it.
>>2367554
>///<
Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm never gonna fuck kids.
Sometimes I worry how easy it is to gain the trust of peers and pupils. No wonder Jimmy Saville got away with so much shit.
3e0b54 No.2367559
>>2367557
I'm sorry we can't get to know each other, I wish things were different
3e0b54 No.2367560
>>2367558
teacher sleep with their students a lot more than you think.
If you both love each other its okay, right?
ba6a0d No.2367561
>>2367558
only catch is these days minimum order is like £13
and i'd recommend, cheapest option, is if you go online and do their Pizza Legend thing, you get 30% off the pizza you make, which is usually a little better than their other deals
a9abcc No.2367563
>>2367560
NO! It's not okay! Children can't be corrupted like that. Bad Blood-Chan!
>>2367561
Well that's fine, I usually spend £13 on a chinese takeaway anyway.
3e0b54 No.2367564
>>2367563
what if she brought you a cup of coffee and an apple for you every morning? She spends her own hard earned money and she loves you deeply
she has little cuts from pulling weeds out of the neighbor's yard all to earn money to make you happy
a9abcc No.2367565
>>2367564
Can't recieve gifts from pupils, I'm sure there is a policy against it. And I'd have to crush her feelings sharpish and make her not love me because I can't be dealing with shit like that.
3e0b54 No.2367566
>>2367565
You would honestly break a little girl's heart?
a9abcc No.2367567
>>2367566
I'd rather not be in jail, thanks.
They shiv pedos in prison, you know.
3e0b54 No.2367568
>>2367567
no one has to know you idiot
a9abcc No.2367569
>>2367568
What would you do if a shota boy loves you?
3e0b54 No.2367570
>>2367569
I would give him a chance
8b33ae No.2367571
>>2367553
but some people like kids
a9abcc No.2367572
>>2367570
HA! I knew it! That's why you want me to be a pedo, so you can live through my actions!
>>2367571
What do you mean by 'like'? Because there is liking kids and there is liking kids.
eb50d3 No.2367573
3e0b54 No.2367574
>>2367571
i love kids
but i don't like when they climb on me...
they never get off
>>2367572
i just don't know
I like them innocent :)
I have to go
bye
>>2367573
muuuuu <3
-hug-
stop eating sweets and you won't sleep
I have to go, bye..
8b33ae No.2367575
>>2367572
Some are flat out kid fuckers. But then again maybe they go for the adult goats since kids are so small.
a9abcc No.2367576
>>2367575
Adult goats? Whut?
Yeah, shits fucked. Can't understand why someone would want to fuck a kid. They're not even a decent human yet.
8b33ae No.2367577
>>2367576
nothing sexually attractive about kids. Not for me at least. Kids don't have tits or curves like their mom does. I'd bang their mom.
a9abcc No.2367578
>>2367577
Exactly. Tits are great.
8b33ae No.2367579
>>2367574
the billy goats at the zoo went for my sisters crotch a while back.
>>2367578
multi-purpose toys. licking and kneading.
a9abcc No.2367581
>>2367579
Can't wait to get DnD over and done with so I can get a fucking pizza and play dota2. Might buy Party Hard 2 but it has recent mixed reviews and I haven't completed Danganropa's bonus mode and haven't even started to play Armillo.
8b33ae No.2367582
>>2367581
sounds like you a got a lot on your plate to do.
eb50d3 No.2367583
>>2367574
Okay, I'll sleep more
ff1d8d No.2367584
Slept way longer than I wanted.
8b33ae No.2367585
>>2367584
Does this mean you'll want to play out in the yard longer?
ff1d8d No.2367586
>>2367585
I get to go....outside?
a9abcc No.2367587
>>2367582
Yeah, I like to keep busy. Keeps the mind quiet. Plus I don't get the urge to smoke weed when I;m busy too.
ba6a0d No.2367588
>In the early 1990s, the weekly reach of the show was about 25% of the British population.[18] In 1998, the average viewership was between 5 and 6 million.
six MILLION people in the UK watch fucking Songs of Praise
what in the fuck
8b33ae No.2367589
>>2367586
Have to. Just don't spend all your time licking your nuts like last time or i might have to have scanner stop his vidya and take you to the vet.
>>2367587
Weed isn't so bad. Calming effect.
a9abcc No.2367590
>>2367589
Nah, weed is great. It's a fucking shame it's illegal and I wouldn't want to let my support workers down by going back to old habits.
Mind you, when I get my own place, I'll so be back on the stuff; I'll get a grinder and everything.
ff1d8d No.2367591
>>2367589
Will there be other dogs to play with?
a9abcc No.2367592
>>2367588
Yeah, I didn't think we're into all that god stuff.
8b33ae No.2367593
>>2367590
when you getting your place?
>>2367591
That i don't know. Maybe it can requested.
a9abcc No.2367594
>>2367593
Don't know, in a year probably, gotta go now, have fun in thread n shit.
ba6a0d No.2367596
>>2367592
blows my mind how many religious people there are
liek this the 21st century :s
ff1d8d No.2367597
I'm not religious but I go to church.
ff1d8d No.2367599
Someday god will love me.
ba6a0d No.2367601
>global studies on atheism have indicated that global atheism may be in decline due to irreligious countries having the lowest birth rates in the world and religious countries having higher birth rates in general
rates of religion is actually predicted to rise
this is totally the opposite of what i'd expect :s thought we was wakening up to science and rejecting religion more but it turns out religous people pooing out more babies than atheist people means it's gonna rise :s
ff1d8d No.2367602
I don't think that's a bad thing though. Religion can be good for people.
ba6a0d No.2367603
religion feels super wrong to me
willful ignorance
intentional delusion
ff1d8d No.2367604
People are ignorant to a lot of things.
Isn't faith built on the idea that you don't know for sure?
ba6a0d No.2367605
i think it's the opposite, i think it's absolute devotion
ba6a0d No.2367606
absolute devotion, based entirely on conjecture
i wish it wasn't a thing, kinda makes me think less of people, they won't just face reality, need some authority figure to feel any kind of order
remember steve harvey going on about how if you don't believe in god, how can you have any sense of morals?
like he's saying, without god, he would have literally no concept of right and wrong
ff1d8d No.2367607
>Morality
Careful there, Erio.
But yeah. I don't care where people get their morals if they aren't bad. Radical devotion is bad. But just having something to put your faith in isn't IMO.
ba6a0d No.2367608
i don't like it, but that's just me. i'm far more comfortable with people who accept that they are decaying organic matter with no ethereal component and once they are dead, that's it, they have ended.
ba6a0d No.2367609
i think nick is a non-devout daoist, which i am okay with, but i shall not be converted
3e0b54 No.2367610
>>2367579
tell me more about your sister, please
>>2367583
sugar makes people sleep during the day if they're not moving around
ff1d8d No.2367611
I just was raised in the church and have a lot of good experiences from it. So I've come to the mind set of live and let live.
ba6a0d No.2367612
every time i've ever been in a church i've hated it, it's the most boring shit, i guess in america people get more into it and it's more energetic tho
ff1d8d No.2367613
Well for us we would go on trips to do mission work. Could take us anywhere from Council Bluffs and Omaha to Colorado or Canada. That and all the camps helped me meet a lot of friends. I don't know. It's hard to explain. MY church was a second family.
Although I agree it was boring as shit sometimes. Especially when we had a guest speaker who prepared a 2 hour long sermon.
3e0b54 No.2367616
>>2367612
in america
you go to church or everyone talks shit about you
0635dd No.2367617
>>2367615
👋
I am in immense pain + misery. Excuse me if I don't reply. Hope you're doing good.
ff1d8d No.2367619
>>2367617
You should go lie down. I am well enough all things considered.
8b33ae No.2367620
>>2367610
Live just south of lexi. blonde. works for gm. 2 kids. everyone wants to bang her.
>>2367616
country folk? it's al just social anyways. I made the mistake earlier in life to take it seriously.
3e0b54 No.2367622
>>2367620
did you bang her when she was a kid?
older or younger?
3e0b54 No.2367623
>>2367620
I live in NYC
The ghettos
People like to talk shit here too.
You should stop going to church... Its the wrong path
3e0b54 No.2367624
>>2367621
did you drink water today, cute?
5cf464 No.2367626
8b33ae No.2367627
>>2367622
nope.
>>2367623
I stopped long ago. I never fit in because i'm analytical.
3e0b54 No.2367628
>>2367625
joe has a big motha fuckin head
>>2367626
ah, i see, what did you eat today then?
>>2367627
uh why not?
5cf464 No.2367629
>>2367628
nothing at all
:(
3e0b54 No.2367633
>>2367632
Omg Hiei is best Yu Yu Hakusho
8b33ae No.2367634
>>2367628
because she was about 8. then she moved to VA. then she came back for a year when she was 16 and then went back. I didn't want to and didn't have a chance to even change my mind about wanting to do it before she left.
>>2367630
rectal coitus
3e0b54 No.2367636
>>2367634
please don't write a lot, it drains me
Wow that sucks... do you even love your sister?
>>2367635
why won't you eat?
3da2fd No.2367637
>>2367633
No
Kurama is best
3e0b54 No.2367639
>>2367637
you mean that gay guy with the whip? yeah he's alright
3e0b54 No.2367644
>>2367641
you're going to be my Yuki
3da2fd No.2367645
>>2367639
He plants his seed in his enemies
8b33ae No.2367646
>>2367638
I'll admit that i have half-sisters i wasnt raised with that i was attracted to. Only thing is that they were raised with money and i wasnt so i'm a different person than they are. they are glamor girls. i'm the 90's grunge movement personified.... kind of.
262b75 No.2367647
did england leave europe yet
3e0b54 No.2367648
>>2367645
will he plant his seeds into me?
kurabara was so cool too
3e0b54 No.2367649
>>2367646
Which grunge was the best in the 90's?
3da2fd No.2367651
>>2367648
He was actually dumber than a gorilla.
8b33ae No.2367652
File: 1f955f2c4a4df70⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.92 KB, 1199x720, 1199:720, 37958662_662947954068898_3….jpg)
>>2367649
which? I'm talking about it all in general. dirty sound, just normie clothes for non-rich people.
Then the stuff that was outside of it too was ok. Re-intros and interludes and pre-solos are nice in music.
3e0b54 No.2367654
>>2367651
what anime is that?
3e0b54 No.2367655
>>2367652
I'm sorry, I meant which grunge band was the best in the 90's
omg music is gay..
3e0b54 No.2367656
>>2367653
did you want to go with them?
8b33ae No.2367659
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>>2367655
pffft. yeah, it is gay these days.
I can't say wht the best was but i can say i was into nirvana and played a lot of their stuff on guitar. I liked the seattle bands in general. I liked STP until they went in a funny direction.
I liked how it pulled music from the party and pussy 24/7 music to just talking about shit, and shit that bothers you. People could relate.
3e0b54 No.2367660
>>2367658
is it good?
Bebop said he liked it :/
>>2367659
I um grew up in the hood so all we listen to is rap...
Rap died in 2002
Its hell now...
Hmmm you sure like a lot of bands...
Grunge happens to be the only genre i listen to...
Unless Erio links music at me ^~^
Yeah... music died when the 90's ended
3da2fd No.2367661
>>2367660
It was boring as shit.
262b75 No.2367663
>>2367656
no
maybe finland is a nice country
the populists just won the province (and indirectly, senate) elections.
3e0b54 No.2367664
>>2367663
Ugh Finland is going down next...
ba6a0d No.2367665
u was at de glub :^D
boddoms up wen i first met u :^D
8b33ae No.2367666
>>2367660
it seemed to of. Internet made music spread fast and so anyone could get heard and people didn't spend as much money. Record contracts were't worth much. This is what scott weiland talked about around 2010.
My friend got me into metallica and damn yankees. I like the latter some still and almost no metallica except for their 80's stuff.
Freaky guitar is great too.
3e0b54 No.2367667
>>2367666
>666
Hail Satan
Who the fug is Scott Wayland?
-sinks in my chair-
i don't know much metalick
wait what instruments do you play?
8b33ae No.2367668
>>2367667
Lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver
I play just guitar. I'm the idiot playing in the two horrible guitar videos i posted
7f8667 No.2367669
3e0b54 No.2367670
>>2367668
I couldn't click those videos because i'm not home atm v.v
But I will soon~
man i asked my mom for a bass guitar... I asked her for a while year
"mah i wanna bass guitar, get me one"
She gets me a fucking piano for christmas ._.,
You should play with bard on your band
3e0b54 No.2367671
>>2367666
-runs my fingers through beard-
3da2fd No.2367674
>>2367662
I didn't even finish it.
3e0b54 No.2367675
>>2367674
like.... really?
3da2fd No.2367676
>>2367675
no
I didn't enjoy it
ff1d8d No.2367678
God bless people who will craft you things in FF14.
ba6a0d No.2367679
david went to get some beers cause i drank a too strong coffee and anxiety went through the roof and i was on the edge of seizures and needed something to kill it, but one pint in and i was already half drunk and it had started, so he going for more
3e0b54 No.2367681
>>2367676
Hmmm I guess I'll give it a try anyway
3e0b54 No.2367683
3e0b54 No.2367687
>>2367686
You ruined my chance with that new girl today
3e0b54 No.2367689
>>2367688
To make a new friend, of course
ba6a0d No.2367690
>>2367689
babe if you didn’t catch it, he already seen what you like, i didn’t even have to say shit
3e0b54 No.2367691
>>2367690
What am I even like?
ba6a0d No.2367692
>>2367691
>I've seen how they interact with people like you and Machi, yea.
idk ask them
3e0b54 No.2367693
>>2367692
I like to think I'm nicer than all of you
3e0b54 No.2367696
>>2367695
i will be back later
8b33ae No.2367697
>>2367670
piano? them take up a lot of room.
>>2367671
*birds fly out*
a9abcc No.2367698
Friend is talking about how she can't stop reading fanfic and is becoming an utter pervert and wishes she was a man so she could plow a guy.
Not really sure what to say.
7f8667 No.2367699
ba6a0d No.2367701
okay now we on cat empire - the wine song
that escalated quickly
a9abcc No.2367702
My mate is posting me Bottom gay fanfic.
I want to claw my eyes out.
a9abcc No.2367703
The sick bitch is now posting Red Dwarf fanfic.
Now I know what it feels like to be a Lovecraftian protagonist. The mind reels with horror.
ccc575 No.2367704
Poop on Bloodchan until they cry and cum in their pants and leave /animus/ forever
ff1d8d No.2367705
>Room mate takes my car to work
>Can you pick me up from work
What?
7f8667 No.2367706
ff1d8d No.2367708
Oh my god, Bard nobody cares.
ccc575 No.2367709
Kylie if you can't play nice with the other /animus/ I'm going to put you in gay baby jail
7f8667 No.2367712
ff1d8d No.2367714
Hey Bard. Did you know you left your FB public? Including your friends list. Might want to fix that, kiddo.
7f8667 No.2367716
f6086d No.2367717
>>2367715
*Smash music playing in the distance
a1cafb No.2367718
>>2367715
I ate a tasty high fat meal and i feel good
wbu?
a1cafb No.2367719
once you go flat you never go back
f6086d No.2367720
>>2367716
ye
>>2367717
(press the power button then)
>>2367718
I tried to limit the fat on my pizza
and it was still too much
blech
ff1d8d No.2367721
Nick, entertain me. I'm bored as shit and tired of grinding shit on FF14.
a1cafb No.2367723
>>2367720
my body is craving it...i can feel it....i want milk hehe
and carbs
and Brotein
gimme da cheese
f836e2 No.2367725
youre not allowed to go outside?
ba6a0d No.2367727
>>2367725
not after 7PM and before 7AM
ba6a0d No.2367728
>>2367726
cops just came cause my downstairs neighbour made a noise complaint, and cause my friend here and they can’t open your door without a warrant, i went outside and closed the door to talk to them. i am not legally allowed outside right now.
ff1d8d No.2367729
ba6a0d No.2367730
>>2367729
if you want but you gonna have to come here, clearly
f836e2 No.2367731
>>2367727
that makes more sense
ba6a0d No.2367733
what’s weird
is i was wearing these bottom grillz while i talked to the cops
and they didn’t treat me like a mad gangster
2addce No.2367734
bacc
>>2367697
do you not like to shave?
you're very good at guitar
do you play for your family?
>>2367699
Where is Akame? And where is Erio?
>>2367707
Helping people is wrong desu
>>2367708
dude you're heartless! Those people lost their house
>>2367724
You can get me to beat up your neighbor...
a1cafb No.2367735
>>2367734
help me jac koff my weiner
ba6a0d No.2367736
>>2367734
uh ur a fuckin pussy who beats up dogs
my main boy for this uses a sawnoff
you can’t compete
2addce No.2367737
>>2367735
um, I have a boyfriend...
>>2367736
i would never hurt a dog
why are you still awaku?
a1cafb No.2367738
applying for a job and they have a section on literacy
what the fuck does this mean........
ff1d8d No.2367739
It means you're going to a job where you're so fucking bottom rung that they have to make sure you can read, you idiot.
2addce No.2367740
2addce No.2367741
ba6a0d No.2367744
>>2367737
cause i’m drinking with my bestie
ff1d8d No.2367745
Hey Bard. You still dislike Alice, right?
8b33ae No.2367746
>>2367734
anything less than randy rhoads or zakk wylde isnt good enough for me. i know its mostly about sounding good but evenso.
winter hasnt went fully away. i like having a face coat. not to mention some of the big names in guitaristing have the beard going on.
i send stuff to my family but i dojt usually play much for people.
ccc575 No.2367747
>>2367738
They're racist obviously
a1cafb No.2367748
>>2367743
you got a boyfriend?
I bet he doesn't kiss ya
2addce No.2367749
>>2367744
You should totally wait until he back his turned and smash the bottle on the back of his head for fun
ff1d8d No.2367750
>>2367747
Hey Nick. You got a proxy switcher I can use so I can keep harassing Bard where he can't block me?
a1cafb No.2367751
>>2367747
Damn honkey ass cracka you juss rascist
ba6a0d No.2367753
HIT OR MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
>>2367749
how bout no dumb negro
ff1d8d No.2367754
2addce No.2367755
>>2367746
Can you play, um.... any AiC songs? ><
>>2367748
we kissed a few weeks ago :/
>>2367753
Come on it'll be so much fun, you're both drunk so its okay
8b33ae No.2367756
>>2367748
the story behind that is funny. the girl that it was accidently about, the story behind her is even funnier.
8b33ae No.2367757
>>2367755
I can't play too many things actually, unfortunately. aic?
a1cafb No.2367758
>>2367756
hm what do you mean?
mia khalifa?
\or the tik tok girl?
a1cafb No.2367759
>>2367755
He gonna find another girl and he won't msis ya
He gonna skrrt and hit the dab like whiz khalifa
2addce No.2367760
>>2367757
alice in chains
the best grunge band of the 90's :p
you don't know how to play by ear?
>>2367759
I'll slit his fucking throat
a1cafb No.2367761
do we have any cute finnish posters here?
734fb5 No.2367762
>>2367761
We don't have any cute posters in general
a1cafb No.2367763
>>2367762
what about in #lewd
734fb5 No.2367765
>>2367763
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh no.
a1cafb No.2367767
>>2367766
how is he doing......
ff1d8d No.2367768
Bard sure as shit ain't cute. He reminds me of Boo honestly.
3e0b54 No.2367769
>>2367768
you wouldn't stuff your cock in bard and knot him up?
a1cafb No.2367770
>>2367769
you stay away from my booty
ff1d8d No.2367771
>>2367769
God no.
I might fuck dogs but even I still have standards.
3e0b54 No.2367772
>>2367770
-gets closer-
>>2367771
bard is a good lay, you're missing out
what breed of dog do you like the best?
ff1d8d No.2367773
>>2367772
If he is then why is no woman in his bed?
And German Shep.
3e0b54 No.2367776
>>2367773
Bard has standards.
Also he's been through a lot with the Flan, MGD and Erio thing... So he might take a little longer to open his heart to someone again
Those dogs bite... hehe
but not as hard as the rott weiler that bit me
>mfw dogs try so hard to survive
3e0b54 No.2367777
>>2367775
sweating only makes your butt more slippery
ff1d8d No.2367778
>>2367776
Sometimes I miss being his pal but then I remember he's shallow as fuck.
Maybe I do bully him too much though.
3e0b54 No.2367780
>>2367778
bard is shallow? :thinking:
he was always genuine with me....
please no bully, bard is pure
i miss when he and I were really close too v_v
>>2367779
now you have to let Squish squash in your ass!
ff1d8d No.2367783
>>2367780
It's too much fun to bully him.
3e0b54 No.2367784
>>2367781
cute animal
>>2367783
I have to go, bye
ff1d8d No.2367785
a1cafb No.2367786
>>2367784
don't say goodbye to me...hmph.....
3e0b54 No.2367787
>>2367785
buttface
>>2367786
Good bye Bard <3
Have a wonderful evening :)
ff1d8d No.2367788
Maybe if you weren't such a shitty retard people would say good bye to you.
ff1d8d No.2367790
Evens I bully Bard more.
Odds I leave him alone for the day.
ff1d8d No.2367791
8b33ae No.2367792
>>2367758
Mia. I heard that someone was trolling around using her name and so the people that made the song about mia didn't know it was someone else.
then you got mia who is Lebanese and had a lot of good cum targets.
>>2367760
oh, no i don't know any of their stuff. The easiest would be Man in the box, by far but they use a Wah pedal of some sort and so you won't be able to get it to sound quite the same without one.
then again, a lot of the music i like has wah in it and some have capos and i haven't used my brand new capo for anything yet, other than testing it.
343ba0 No.2367793
Erin, can I house arrest you irl
but instead of not being able to go outside you have to take a seat on my meat for 12 hrs
After the 12 hrs you can go outside and sit on other meats
3da2fd No.2367795
>>2367794
I got my ticket
Idk if i should be anything
probably not
I was Ezreal once though
ba6a0d No.2367796
bard is a beautiful human
343ba0 No.2367797
Ban cosplay as Bakugo
You already have the autistic part down and you're blonde too lmao
9f1f61 No.2367798
Sup sup, got a special clip for dogman:
https://youtu.be/4H6ZmeF2Heg?t=212
3da2fd No.2367799
>>2367797
I'm not a blonde
I dyed it blonde once tough
9f1f61 No.2367800
man, I want to jam with bard. just like, a capella unplugged elec bass + guitar
8b33ae No.2367801
>>2367795
Be a girl. A cute one.
3da2fd No.2367802
>>2367801
Like Kanna ?
Like this ?
ba6a0d No.2367803
>>2367800
but like lol nobody cares about you
8b33ae No.2367804
>>2367802
That would work. I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to figure out something down to the stitch for whatever you want since it will be a bit before it starts.
ff1d8d No.2367806
Fuck yeah. I passed Chiri on Erin's list of cool kids.
9f1f61 No.2367807
>>2367806
To be fair, it was a no contest.
ff1d8d No.2367809
>>2367807
I am pretty awesome I'll admit.
9f1f61 No.2367810
>>2367809
yeah, and now you're more relevant than I am!
which also goes to show, how relevant I was in the first place, so no hard feelings ya old slouch.
ff1d8d No.2367812
Oddly I still remember our fist real conversation was about the white stuff on your tongue and Nausica manga.
9f1f61 No.2367813
well, it's the best manga ever written.
.. and you should always follow your taste buds!
6732f9 No.2367814
ba6a0d No.2367817
nobody is saving these
or even clicking them in the first place
ba6a0d No.2367819
tell me bout how much it hurts tho
9f1f61 No.2367821
>>2367819
at first I had assumed everyone was despondent; until I realised that it was a cover; a ruse
pretense, in the guise of order- facsimiles of gods were paraded around, in their gaudy livery, shaking and coughing out gasps of breath, hoping to be noticed by none other than a parade of skeletons following them to their grave stone.
ba6a0d No.2367822