392f63 No.2366826
give me all yer pepsi, now
0aeda3 No.2366830
>>2366828
Can you make more photo please?
bb49b9 No.2366831
076cff No.2366832
>>2366824
yea. idunno. meat is technically stranger than a Pizza Possum but there's something funny about it.
3eea91 No.2366833
>>2366830
i'm very sorry it's already all gone........
0aeda3 No.2366837
>>2366833
So make another one
bb49b9 No.2366838
what's crackilackin booty smackin boo?
076cff No.2366839
>>2366834
I mean meat is the flesh of animals, but a Pizza Possum... has the flesh of a pig inside of it, and somehow it's shape makes it funny. I don't understand why. It just is.
392f63 No.2366840
i was having a nice nap and my alarm went off to remind me to put the bins out, but when i looked outside someone already put mine out, so now i'm awake and real sleepy for no reason
u?
3eea91 No.2366841
>>2366837
pizza possums are a l abor of both time and love
of both which Im running short on....
1fd712 No.2366844
I can't sleep the sound of Erin's asscheeks clapping keeps me awake
2thicc
bb49b9 No.2366845
>>2366840
that's lame lol chillin here for a bit or gonna try to go back to sleep?
been smonking my brain into mush p much. caught myself just staring at my plants again lmao
392f63 No.2366846
"it is humourous because it bears the physical form of one member of the kingdom of animalia, while containing within the meat of another. i am a human." - kanra
3eea91 No.2366847
>>2366844
She's dummy thicc
1fd712 No.2366848
1fd712 No.2366850
>>2366849
Why do niggas be love Scarface so much
e25377 No.2366851
>>2366846
Kanra is a strange man.
Still like him though.
392f63 No.2366852
>>2366845
idk yet, i got up to let the dog out and have a cigarette at least, we'll see how it goes
lolol that's adorbs :3 gonna start shipping you with plants~
bb49b9 No.2366853
>>2366850
cause real gang$tas wear suits
bb49b9 No.2366854
3eea91 No.2366855
>>2366854
Rip my nigga neru
3eea91 No.2366859
>>2366857
pastryr and cuppa cappu, ta =w=
076cff No.2366860
>is liked
>makes convincing human
things are going well
392f63 No.2366861
his robot brain would short circuit if he ever saw turducken
e25377 No.2366862
>>2366860
Amusing little man.
bb49b9 No.2366864
but have you ever like thought about why you'd stuff a chicken in a duck? Like what's the motivation there?
392f63 No.2366866
all the delicious birb meats in a single cookable unit
it's a dream come true
3eea91 No.2366867
>>2366864
and then you stick THAT in the turkey
bb49b9 No.2366868
I was overanalyzing it like kanra or something lol
076cff No.2366869
this is an okay thing to be amused about. I know meat is weirder than dough shaped like a possum. some part of me wants to trivialize the difference, but some part of me enjoys how odd it seems. plus the added fact Bard treats it like this is a thing. maybe they do it to get this feel.
sorry, i don't short circuit. I try to figure stuff out.
bb49b9 No.2366870
e25377 No.2366871
>>2366869
Stuff my turkey.
076cff No.2366872
>>2366871
if I get to own you after
392f63 No.2366873
i have not suffered a malfunction, i am merely analyzing the motivations behind shaping a dough-based consumption item to appear as if it were a creature of the planet terra firma, and how a member of the human race behaves as if this is a regular human activity, although i have noted that cooking the flesh of an animal is inherently more bizarre behaviour.
i assure you, i am a human
e25377 No.2366874
>>2366872
Sorry. I have an owner right now actually.
e25377 No.2366875
>>2366873
Presentation is half of cooking.
265844 No.2366877
Why is it now weird to wear a shirt with no bra like I've worn this t shirt a thousand times before my transition but now that I have tits it feels inappropriate
e25377 No.2366879
>>2366877
How big are your tits?
265844 No.2366881
Also apparently my great uncle who I've never met or even heard of died recently and my parents are like "the funeral is Saturday " like
Bitch I don't have a dress and if I did it probably wouldn't be appropriate for a funeral
3eea91 No.2366882
>>2366877
Dont worry it's cute you don't need a bra
265844 No.2366883
>>2366879
A little more than a handful each
e25377 No.2366884
>>2366883
May.......may I squeeze them?
bb49b9 No.2366885
>>2366877
that feel
show off the nips tho w/e
also
>not having a black dress
tsk tsk
bb49b9 No.2366886
1fd712 No.2366887
076cff No.2366888
>>2366873
okay my brain officially short-circuited a little
>>2366874
ooh
bb49b9 No.2366889
e25377 No.2366890
265844 No.2366891
>>2366882
Nah like the only reason I got dressed at all was to get food because I'm tired and don't want to cook or do all the dishes in my kitchen and like I don't need a bra to get drive through
But I don't really need one to support massive cow tits like some people it's mostly convenience or modesty IDK I don't want my nipples poking through my shirt
392f63 No.2366892
no my boobs are for me and nick's eyes only
e25377 No.2366893
>>2366888
Gomen. I'm not taken, but I'm on a leash.
bb49b9 No.2366894
the no bra for drivethru only works on unpierced nips cause the seatbelt will snag the barbells x_x
1fd712 No.2366895
bb49b9 No.2366896
392f63 No.2366897
i have a pierced nipple but one day it swallowed the jewellery and it took me and my ex over an hour trying to get it out and now i don't wear anything in it
e25377 No.2366898
>>2366895
You would be surprised at how many non gay furry artists I follow.
3eea91 No.2366899
>>2366891
WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS
I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME
bb49b9 No.2366900
why's ur nipple so hungry?
392f63 No.2366902
>>2366900
it was getting bigger and softer and it was a small bar
bb49b9 No.2366903
392f63 No.2366905
stop thinking about my boob
1fd712 No.2366906
076cff No.2366908
>>2366893
don't make eye contact. this is advice I got.
bb49b9 No.2366909
265844 No.2366910
>>2366884
No
The only homosexual who can touch my titties is my ex who still hits on me even though he moved to Florida
>>2366885
I mean if I'm super lazy in the summer and not doing anything I'll just throw on a tank top
>>2366894
Good thing I'm not there yet then
>>2366899
I actually don't
Like most of the guys I'm attracted to are responsible weebs
I love the hell out of my best friend and he's a councillor at a school for children with autism, and an author
He doesn't drink or do drugs and he barely even drinks soda
He's just always been there for me
392f63 No.2366911
dammit this is like sexual assault
see when people text you trying to smash
they have been thinking about your boobs so damn much
bb49b9 No.2366912
>>2366910
That's what I did thismorning. Nowhere to be and nothing to do so just tanktop and skinnies. fuck it
>>2366911
i showd u mine tho rmemember?
265844 No.2366913
Except that one time in high school I stole his girlfriend, which was also the first time I told him I love him
3eea91 No.2366914
>>2366910
That's cute hehe...
I hope you find someone who treats you right
bb49b9 No.2366916
bb49b9 No.2366917
392f63 No.2366922
you have a pass to think about my boobs.
e25377 No.2366923
>>2366908
Gaze into my whispering eye.
>>2366910
How rude.
bb49b9 No.2366924
bb49b9 No.2366925
lol he said whispering eye
that movie's awesome
e25377 No.2366926
>>2366912
Considering you beat your dick off in TC I doubt showing your boobs is worth a lot.
265844 No.2366927
>>2366916
Poor choice but I respect your opinions
>>2366914
Aaaaaaa he's so cute
He says he's sending me the """final draft""" of his first book today and I'm gonna mark it up so much it looks like Carrie at prom
He's a great writer he just mixes up homophones and near-synonyms
A lot
392f63 No.2366928
oh kyle.
it is so uncouth to mention a woman's dick.
bb49b9 No.2366929
unless it's regarding superior mouthfeel
076cff No.2366930
>uncouth
I wasn't gonna but I wanted to
>>2366923
no but srsly
e25377 No.2366931
>>2366928
Cool your nipples, my fair lady.
I am a man of only the most humble and upright civility. Twas not my intention to begrudge m'lady.
An error on my behalf. My lambastments are made solely in jest at best.
e25377 No.2366932
>>2366930
You'll have to talk to my owner about it.
1fd712 No.2366933
erin lemme smash
i be thinking about your boobs
e25377 No.2366934
bb49b9 No.2366935
392f63 No.2366936
>>2366933
you gonna smash pretty soon if things go smooth
bb49b9 No.2366937
e25377 No.2366938
Ayyyy, my man Nick gunna get some.
bb49b9 No.2366939
now he can stop threatening to eat my ass
076cff No.2366941
>>2366932
no, I'm telling you it's the proper way to submit. makes animalistic sense.
e25377 No.2366943
>>2366941
If I don't look master in the eye he will think I'm ungrateful.
265844 No.2366944
>>2366920
Lol
Middle and high school were weird times for us because I was going through a big sad because I thought my family wouldn't let me be trans and I was just doomed to be a man and he was seriously questioning his sexuality
This was also the time that YouTube was a legitimate social media platform
Helped him through his first breakup with a boy (tragic mistake, the guy was a piece of shit and doing hard drugs) and I maybe also kind of slightly... Stole his girlfriend
I'm still friends with her too like we were sending each other memes like literally yesterday
>>2366923
Not my fault
You're into men
Thems the ruurs
3eea91 No.2366945
>>2366942
Jeez, you're such a lightweight, Kanra!
e25377 No.2366946
>>2366944
Don't tell anyone but I've jacked off to tranny porn once.
3eea91 No.2366947
>>2366944
>>2366944
you live in florida though right?
I guess I'm not surprised
this sounds like the plot of an old 90s harem anime...
1fd712 No.2366948
I'LL EAT UR ASS AND CALL YOU GAY
265844 No.2366949
>>2366946
I'ma tell your master
265844 No.2366950
>>2366947
No I live in the colonies
076cff No.2366952
>>2366943
master won't mind. pretty sure.
>>2366945
someone needed to say it. four people here got that reference.
e25377 No.2366953
>>2366952
I will end you, Kanra.
3eea91 No.2366954
>>2366950
Like the 13 colonies?
We havethe amana colonies here in iowa
3eea91 No.2366955
>>2366952
I didn't get it.......Now I feel silly....
265844 No.2366956
>>2366951
Probably not, even if I knew who they were
But it makes a good threat
>>2366954
Yeah that was the joke
I was born in Iowa though
a60ffb No.2366957
Right niggers, I've been back from maths class and instead of doing our usual group lesson for the last hours we did shit on 'British Values' and how there are so many misconceptions about refugees and I was like 'Wow, this New Zealand massacre has definitely got people shook. Extremism does happen on any front.' and as the teacher was talking about the case study of this poor bastard who had to leave his country because 'lolwar', my social worker piped up and said 'This is all well and good but we also need to make a line between refugees and economic migrants' and secretly I hope the inner /pol/ would come out of him.
3eea91 No.2366958
>>2366956
You know
you and me?
we might as well be cousins
heh heh
and you knows hows cousins can be here in the midwest...
24e7e5 No.2366959
>>2366907
ermergerd
mershed perderder
3eea91 No.2366960
>>2366959
i love the 9 tail 2hu
what are you up to machniae?
e25377 No.2366961
>>2366956
Maybe I'll go back to bullying you too as a lesson.
e25377 No.2366962
Even Bards own cousin wouldn't fuck them.
a60ffb No.2366963
NNNNNNYEESSSS!
I GOT MY RUM AND COKE.
I LIFT THE BIG OL' MUG OF RUM
THEN I GO AND FRATERNISE WITH YOUR MUM
265844 No.2366964
>>2366958
Hell, you get to the real hick parts of the east coast and they'll show you one or two better
I'm still surprised Alabama is real
265844 No.2366965
>>2366961
Bullying is for meanies
I tease
24e7e5 No.2366966
>>2366960
yeah ran
chillin in the zone
u?
3eea91 No.2366967
>>2366964
I've been kind of wanting to go back to the city here recently but I'm scared to drive....
i've lived down in texas but i was in a big city then so i didnt see much hick shit
And the rednecks up in the town I'm in aren't that bad
I couldn't imnagine actually being out in the real boonies
awful
265844 No.2366968
>>2366967
Go to a state that has real cities and you can just walk or bike
Only reason I'd ever go back to Iowa is for cheese curds
e25377 No.2366969
Bard isn't scared to drive more that he just doesn't have a car. That's why he has to tell people to drive to him to beat them up.
>>2366965
Bully is fun.
3eea91 No.2366970
>>2366966
There was a fire across the street and the brought out the fire engine and like half the cops in town and were directing traffic all night
Took out my puppy earlier for a walk down to the kewash trail and aside from that not much
...washed some blankets hehe
3eea91 No.2366971
>>2366968
The biggest city I've lived in was omaha and I personally wouldn't want to go much bigger than that
No way would I ever be able to be comfortable in NYC or whatever
still, i hear in europe they have places where the infrastructure is based around biking, like dedicated lanes and stuff
I wish they'd do that here
the sidewalk doesn't even go all the way out to the local wal mart...
cheese curds are so good too
I want some squeaky cheese...
our cheese factory at kalona closed down its gift shop part i think so you cant go get them there anymore
392f63 No.2366972
squash pls no bully bard he is a lovely chap whomst'd've been hugged by me if i were able
347b99 No.2366973
>>2366971
I think its gon rain
265844 No.2366974
>>2366971
Big cities give me joy
a60ffb No.2366975
Gimme a minute to get properly poisoned and I'll come out with dispense injustice for all.
Everyone will be bullied. I will make things fair.
265844 No.2366977
3eea91 No.2366978
>>2366974
What cities have you visited?
When I was in dallas for flights i got to see the skyscrapers and that was a pretty cool aesthetic
347b99 No.2366980
>>2366976
yay you got it!
You really are a musicfag!
e25377 No.2366981
>>2366972
Sorry. Our budding friendship extends only to you and I.
Bard will remain on constant bully watch.
a60ffb No.2366982
>>2366979
That's gotta be a fucking fake. What sort of crazy slut does that?
24e7e5 No.2366983
>>2366970
the fire rises
i live on energy drinks now to stay in the zone
3eea91 No.2366985
>>2366980
I like music
there was a fire last night across the street and they brought out the fire engine and like all the cops in town to direct traffic
e25377 No.2366986
And I began being nice to you as a courtesy to Nick. You simply were nice back and now I don't feel like I have to be nice for Nick's sake.
1e8236 No.2366989
>>2366982
one that needs dick.
e25377 No.2366990
I'm a nice guy when you get to know me.
265844 No.2366991
>>2366978
NYC, dc, Rome, san Francisco, Atlanta
392f63 No.2366992
you are always welcome in my home.
347b99 No.2366993
>>2366985
wait.... you did looted the house?
cute webm
3eea91 No.2366994
>>2366991
THE rome?
or Rome alabama?
which one did you like best?
San francisco sounds pretty cool
There's lots of CAfags here too
If it wasn't so expensive and so hot and fires everywhere it would be sick to live inCA
e25377 No.2366995
Just clean the mold in your window first.
>.<
1fd712 No.2366997
Yeah, Squish is a real "nice guy"
a60ffb No.2366998
>>2366989
>>2366989
Dick is abundant though.
We got an inflation on dick.
You don't need to be doing that.
e25377 No.2366999
The fuck are those quotation marks for, Nick?
3eea91 No.2367000
>>2366993
IDK the cops where there all night
they probably got everything of value
It's crazy, Like half the house is burnt out and the inside is all fucked up , you can see into it through a big hole in the wall
I've never seen anything like it before
347b99 No.2367001
>>2366997
Oh hey Yan can we talk?
265844 No.2367003
>>2366994
THE Rome
Also I forgot I've been to Pittsburgh but I didn't stay long
Rome or NYC would be my favorites, though I do want to spend time in the British isles and Germany
3eea91 No.2367005
>>2367003
I think about rome and imagine some old time Caesar shit with columns everywhere but it's probably an overall normal ass modern city innit
1e8236 No.2367007
>>2366998
She'll get it somewhere. She might need help to have one in her ass while the other holes are filled so there's always positions available.
347b99 No.2367008
>>2367000
>000
there is always something noteworthy in the house... like a charred body~
what the f*** caused such a big fire? That sounds scary...
>>2367002
Stop mothering him
3eea91 No.2367009
>>2367008
I didn't see the flames but my brother did and he was telling me he thoguht it might have been an electrical fire
265844 No.2367010
>>2367005
Hardly
The most modern thing there is the police and security
There were like swat teams just hanging out with smgs
The Vatican is pretty dope if you're into art and dick
My favorites were the fountains and the Spanish steps
The taxi drivers union was striking when I went so we just walked everywhere
>>2367008
Soft tiddy
1fd712 No.2367011
Yeah don't mother me
SMOTHER ME MOMMY
347b99 No.2367012
>>2367009
gib me the sauce of this song
>
Yikes.... those the the worst fires...
One minute you're chilling on your computer
the next your fucking computer wire is one fire and shit
392f63 No.2367013
*smothers in motherly and girlfriendly love*
a60ffb No.2367014
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Channelling my inner crazy, listening to this as I sip the rum.
I wish I had 3 other retards from here to do some dumb co-op bank heisting hijinks.
>>2367007
I'd be intimidated by the audacity of such cockwhorery. Plus, it's pretty gay to be a 4:1 ratio of dick : pussy.
347b99 No.2367016
>>2367011
I just need to ask a few yes or no questions..
>>2367013
get off him...
265844 No.2367017
>>2367015
Tbh I'd rather fuck a girl than a guy like 90% of the time
3eea91 No.2367019
>>2367010
dick is kinda cool i guess.....
art is....eh.....
347b99 No.2367020
>>2367017
what kind of girl do you like?
347b99 No.2367021
>>2367018
stop farting with your mouth
1e8236 No.2367022
>>2367014
the reverse is better.
3eea91 No.2367024
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2367012
That's ducktales.....come on you already knew that one too...
265844 No.2367025
>>2367014
>4:1
I can easily think of a 7:1 situation
>>2367019
It's really good art!
>>2367020
Cute, queer, dick optional, soft tiddie, not too much tiddie, trimmed hedges, cuddly, funny, nerdy but not like legbeard, preferably similar hobbies and interests, into lewd, into cuddling, into NSFW cuddling, into sfw cuddling, into cute dates,
3eea91 No.2367026
>>2367025
I'm not cultured enough to get art
still Europe sounds great
I'd like to go someday but I have a crippling fear of drowning in a vehicle that crashes into the ocean
a60ffb No.2367027
>>2367022
Cmon, never would the reverse ever happen. You'd have to win the lottery or be an absolute mad lad to pull that off.
I'm not getting enough attention. I heralded my belligerence with obnoxious but banging videogame music and rhymes in all caps; what's the next step?
a60ffb No.2367028
>>2367025
I've seen a 7:1 situation and I'm just seeing guys jack off.
That's totes gay. Why would you share a woman with 6 other dudes? It ain't even sloppy seconds, it's filthy fifths. She ain't that wet, it is the cum in her pussy that is the lubrication.
347b99 No.2367029
>>2367024
i don't know...
I didn't have a childhood...
>>2367025
aren't you super introvert tho?
Can you handle someone like that?
1e8236 No.2367030
>>2367027
money. that will get them all the time.
a60ffb No.2367031
>>2367030
NNNNNNNNHHHHH! I REFUSE!
I need that money to get fucked up. And then I can repent by working for no money afterward.
I'll be damned if I were to spend money unless it involves sharing videogames. I never bought a girl a drink. THAT'S MY DRINK MONEY.
265844 No.2367032
>>2367028
2 hands
2 feet
1 mouth
1 ass
1 pussy
>>2367029
I had a period of time where I was a child but it wasn't much of a childhood
And yeah it depends on how well we get along personally but I really like intimacy
a60ffb No.2367034
>>2367032
That's so fucking gay, you'll bump into your fellow peers.
Honestly it would be better to go home.
1e8236 No.2367035
>>2367031
That could be arranged with the right girl.
a60ffb No.2367036
>>2367032
Plus you'd end up being the cuck who gets her left foot.
a60ffb No.2367037
>>2367035
Haven't met the right girl, who knows.
I've met the WORST girl though.
She smokes herion and her toilet was blocked so she shat in the bathtub.
3eea91 No.2367038
I'm one fucked up dentist
265844 No.2367039
>>2367031
LMAO I got people to buy me drinks for cigarettes
>>2367034
>>2367036
Why the fuck is my dick in this equation
I'm so much more likely to be the one surrounded by dicks
347b99 No.2367040
>>2367032
w-would you hold hands down the street and stuff?
>>2367033
I grew up in the south bronx
bard please loot the house, don't let this chance slip your fingers!
a60ffb No.2367041
>>2367039
Well, there are so many contexts that can get paired with 'I got people to buy me drinks'.
My exgirlfriend felt pity for me and offered to give me money for gas in my house.
Wait, so you paid people in cigarettes for drinks? Why not cut out the middle man and buy the drinks instead of getting cigarettes
>>2367039
And that's what makes it so gay, no matter where you are you're surrounded by dicks.
3eea91 No.2367042
>>2367040
lOOTING MY NEIGHBORS BURNED OUT 2 STORYhouse (gONE WRONG! ) ]Gone Sexual]
subcsribe for more quality content like this and ding that like button
a60ffb No.2367043
That reminds me.
Ever been in a party hosted by me?
It's a fucking black mass. And god help you if I get drugs involved. People always like 'Oh, it's a SCANNER party, guess I'm allowed to go nuts here.' That may be true but I don't want you fighting with my neighbours as I pass out on the floor.
a60ffb No.2367044
>>2367042
This will happen to you, Bard.
Because memes.
3eea91 No.2367045
>>2367044
huh
maybe i should loot it after all
a60ffb No.2367046
>>2367045
One meme deserves another.
I didn't expect that response.
392f63 No.2367047
https://apple.news/AC8eueKTHRRGDzRV9H53vYw
remember halo, and the hardlight bridges and stuff
halo always been like some of my favourite games cause (apart from 4 and 5) how believable it was
turns out we almost got hard light too now :O
265844 No.2367048
>>2367040
Obviously
>>2367041
Because a cigarette is like 25-50 cents and a beer is a couple dollars
That's pure profit
a60ffb No.2367049
>>2367048
So how do you get dumb cunts to agree with such a shitty trade?
I got free drinks in my time though, fuck knows why. Some posh cunt came over and asked me what is a good drink and in my inebriated mire I said 'Get the zombie. It tastes nice and will get you fucked up, my dood' and the mad cunt, in his top suit and tie, buys me the fucking drink with him and his girlfriend. Crazy.
I was gobsmacked, felt like I should've filled in the peasant role and sucked his dick or groomed his crops or something. You never see such generosity in my town.
>>2367047
Can we kill cunts with it? Will I be able to get hard light weapons? Can it get me high, dude?
265844 No.2367050
>>2367041
And you're thinking about it wrong
People were paying me in beer for cigarettes
a60ffb No.2367051
>>2367047
Oh, and Halo 3 was such a great game. Basically lived with my mate as we played the campaign co-op.
265844 No.2367052
>>2367049
I was sitting on the patio smoking and people would be like hey yo can I get a cigarette and I'd be like "buy me a drink" and like 6 people did
a60ffb No.2367053
>>2367050
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Why would someone do suc-
You know what, I'm probably looking at this more wrong than I think. Maybe you got some really good hustling skills.
392f63 No.2367054
>>2367049
well, no, technically the idea is not hard light, it's a material that would react to light as if it were hard
but like
close enough right?
>>2367051
i liked halo 3 a lot less than 1, 2 and reach
2 was my fave, then reach, then 1, then 3
4 and 5 can fuck off and die 343 industries suck ass
a60ffb No.2367055
>>2367052
Oh yeah, if I was in need of a cig but didn't wanna buy a full pack...
but no, 50p is the going rate for cigs here and a pint is £2. Those fucking dudes are idiots.
265844 No.2367056
>>2367053
I mean IDK how it worked so well but that was the only night I did that
Got way too drunk
a60ffb No.2367057
>>2367054
So like how metal things react to magnets?
You got some stuff that reacts to a certain light and it'll just stick?
And if we're talking about favourite Halos, I loved ODST. Felt like you were a gumshoe in the campaign, you know? Not a beefy master chief, but a poor sod in a fucked up town trying to figure the fuck out what happened.
265844 No.2367058
>>2367055
2$ for a cigarette now is better than 7-10$ for a pack later, I suppose?
I think they either really needed the cigarettes right the fuck then or they already wanted to buy me drinks
392f63 No.2367059
>>2367057
not really, light has force, photons push things, it's just an almost immeasurably small amount of force. the idea is a material that maximises light's ability to push it, so if you built say a spaceship out of it, light would be able to push it, therefor it would eventually reach light speed
392f63 No.2367060
>>2367057
oh, and i never finished ODST, i forget what difficulty i had it on, but it was super hard ngl
1e8236 No.2367061
>>2367037
nasty ass hell
>>2367038
if my gf looked like a guy, she'd look like that kinda
3eea91 No.2367062
>>2367060
odst was one of the last good ones
it was still pretty fun
I remember one of the later missions had a big ass long highway where you were in an elephant tank
had to do it so many times
392f63 No.2367064
mff has a gf?
cute
>>2367062
yeah it was pretty difficult, i can't remember why specifically but i never finished, and i'm sure if it was easier i would have
a60ffb No.2367066
>>2367056
I might start asking that, see if I get a drink bought for me.
Not sure if I could pull it off as charming as you did.
>>2367058
Oooof, $2 for a cigarette? That's like £1.50 Yeah, with American prices I can understand that booze ain't that much difference for booze.
You know, I got people who buy a pack of 20 for like $6.
It's been so long since I talked about economics. So glad I get to talk about money in here.
>>2367060
Super hard is the norm if you wanna go achievement hunting.
>>2367061
I know right? So I've seen the worst, maybe that gives me a chance to see the best? Maybe my standards have dropped and I'd see low tier as high tier?
a60ffb No.2367067
>>2367059
But that had to be really light and would be pushed by stronger forces, right?
a60ffb No.2367068
I got my attention. Now I want to wave the banner.
We are a communal force now. Let's set our sights to the skys.
Plus, why the fuck are you Americans paying so much for tobacco? You live so close to the cunts that make it, why is it bumped up so much?
392f63 No.2367069
>>2367067
afaik there are already satelites that use solar sails, in space there are very few competing forces, so no, doesn't have to be super light or anything, would just take a super long time to accellerate
a60ffb No.2367070
Oh, some pupil asked me how to spell communal.
I spelt it as communial. Hope the teacher or the student find out that I'm such a farce and shouldn't be allowed to teach.
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>>2367064
she liked porn and was ok with it for a really long time, then got jealous of it, then liked it for two days and then 4 hours ago stopped liking it. Now I have to deal with the aftermath.
Women... don't get into relationships unless you're a gay male or something.
>>2367066
well, remember, you have to keep your standards up enough that you can deal with them. Unless you aren't planning on sticking around, think about if you could last 3 months with them.
I know some bitches are nice looking but you'd feel like punching them before you could get them on your bed doggy style on a planned fuck date. (Meaning like, seconds).
a60ffb No.2367073
>>2367069
Unless you boot that cunt as hard as you can with alternating nukes as acceleration?
I seen a mad cunt do it, I think we have a much more utility with nuclear bombs.
392f63 No.2367074
well, not satelites, that implies orbiting, deepspace probes i guess
if they haven't already been launched i know of a few that have been designed, maybe built
solar sails are already an established thing, this new material just maximises how hard light can push it
>>2367072
aww :c
*cuddle*
a60ffb No.2367076
>>2367072
What you replying to? I forgot what we are on about.
392f63 No.2367077
>>2367073
lol the idea is economy, solar sales and such require no fuel
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>>2367075
I probe the minds of little kids for my penance.
I think I should be the one to explore your depths.
a60ffb No.2367080
>>2367077
No fuel? Good for money? Powered by the sun?
I could get behind this.
392f63 No.2367082
>>2367080
money is not the issue, if you wanna travel super far in space, you need to be going incredibly fast to do it in any reasonable span of time, and you could never store enough of any fuel to get very far
being pushed by light means you reach near the speed of light, using no fuel, so it's really the only efficient and doable option
a60ffb No.2367083
>>2367081
I WILL EXPLORE THE DARK
I WILL RETRIEVE BELOVED TREASURE
Also, reminds me what I learnt in kiddie school. They say if you're friends with Jesus you won't be hungry or thirsty, paraphasing though and I'm getting tipsy.
a60ffb No.2367084
>>2367082
So like you'd be riding light beams like a light surfboard that surfs across light?
OH SHIT, YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN SAIL BY LIGHT?
a60ffb No.2367086
>>2367085
Looks like something I would dream about.
And that article you posted is just too much for me to chew over, I'm trying to get drunk and want my information in bite size chunks.
But in the afternoon I will mention this to my support workers. 'NIGGA, WE GOT SAILS THAT CATCH LIGHT'
392f63 No.2367087
>>2367086
the article i posted is an irl test satelite that nasa launched, it orbits earth so it doesn't use it's solar sails for propulsion, afaik it's for testing the amount of force the solar sails generate
the last pic was that satelite and it's sails
392f63 No.2367088
btw if you want a scanner thread tonight, OP in about 50 posts, so i don't snipe you
a60ffb No.2367089
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>>2367087
Oh, so it's like a little lick to see if that shit is good.
The greatest and strongest thing I feel about space is this fucking adventurer.
Fucking love Chris Hadfield.
>>2367088
You think I'd last for 50 posts?
392f63 No.2367090
>>2367089
lolol up to you :3
a60ffb No.2367091
>>2367090
I will soldier on, to sow the seed of SCANTASTIC.
Don't worry, it'll be a scannerin thread if I were to last that long.
347b99 No.2367093
>>2367042
i want to loot homes with you...
>>2367048
would you hold hands with a cute murderer girl?
her hands are soaked in blood...
a60ffb No.2367094
>>2367092
If we're gonna do a SCANNER thread with an Erin presence, we need to talk about the music I post.
What videogame music or videogame inspired music should I post?
392f63 No.2367095
>>2367094
Jet Set Radio Future music c:
only game music i ever really fell in love with
it's SO good
3eea91 No.2367096
>>2367093
>you will never loot houses with bard and make off with a hiden and charred diamond treasure
why even live
347b99 No.2367097
>>2367096
yeah lets make that happen!
a60ffb No.2367098
>>2367095
>Jet Set Radio Future
Listening through a few songs, got a favourite?
3eea91 No.2367099
>>2367097
im gonna loot dat ass
a60ffb No.2367100
>>2367099
Sounds like you're fixing for a raiding? Can I join?
I love to witness trainwrecks.
3eea91 No.2367101
>>2367100
no wait im shy
i have performers anxiety
392f63 No.2367103
>>2367098
many
Sneakman Toronto Mix
Humming the Bassline
I Like It Like That
Aisle 10
I Love Love You
Rockin' the Mic
seriously like literally all of it
a60ffb No.2367104
>>2367101
Then allow me to pick a role you are comfortable with.
We should perform as a team.
3eea91 No.2367107
>>2367104
ill be a demoman....
392f63 No.2367108
>>2367106
heyyyyyyy this bangin :O
392f63 No.2367109
bb49b9 No.2367110
it's p dank. i loved that game
a60ffb No.2367111
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>>2367103
>I Like It Like That
Got it loaded in my barrel.
Gonna get the other music nonsense off my chest.
>>2367107
I'll be a support. Maybe a medic to heal you up from explosions? Or I can just go nuts and burn everything as a Pyro.
392f63 No.2367112
lol me & david legit ravin in here now
bb49b9 No.2367113
i don't know why more people don't remember that shit yo
a60ffb No.2367115
Oh, I forgot the other interactions I had with kids in the primary school.
One little nigga asked 'What console you play on?'
With pride I said 'PC' and he was like 'Aww, I can't add you'. As if I'd introduce you to my life, you poor, listless peasant.
And he said 'What's better? Playstation or Xbox' and further said 'If you say Playstation I'll kill you'
Been playing games before he was born, was fighting for my life before he was educated. Fucking loved the brazen cunt.
e25377 No.2367117
>>2367115
>When a kid challenges you at a game you grew up with
a60ffb No.2367118
>>2367117
I fucking know. It was so fucking adorable.
So I gave him the educated answer to blow his mind. 'Depends what you're looking for. Playstation has all the Japanese exclusives but most dudes like to group up on Xbox'
a60ffb No.2367119
>>2367117
But you know what I get the most?
>Do you play fortnite?
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e25377 No.2367126
>>2367123
W-want to play Fork Knife with me?
a60ffb No.2367127
>>2367123
It ain't my cup of tea but I can understand how kids get into it.
a60ffb No.2367130
Is it time for a SCANNER thread?
a60ffb No.2367133
>>2367131
Done it, I watched Spiderman: Into the spiderverse' and would you believe the main character loves post malone?
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