09ac4e No.2360874
>>2360873
Never tell me the odds.
09ac4e No.2360875
The only part of -monogatari that matters is: Kaiki is best girl.
7010bb No.2360877
bfd0bf No.2360881
>>2360879
lukie....whats your discord....
bfd0bf No.2360883
>>2360882
Bard
#2498
Add me...
f0b524 No.2360884
I just want the awoo hammer in Warframe
4f8ecc No.2360887
there u go, 1P-LSD, UK-legal in microdoses :3
a02871 No.2360889
a02871 No.2360891
e4d6ea No.2360894
>>2360892
Rookie-Dukie mistake.
a02871 No.2360895
c0bdee No.2360896
Who gave you my Discord tag
c0bdee No.2360897
>>2360894
I know, my fields shit the bed
c0bdee No.2360898
Might as well post it here for everyone who didn't notice now #H;?{Rv~Mb_
4f8ecc No.2360899
#H;?{Rv~Mb_ > !Autism/682
sorry, i have an app for this.
c0bdee No.2360900
Im' not too concerned about it
d375db No.2360901
fellas is it gay to want to shove pickle rick in your asshole
c0bdee No.2360903
a02871 No.2360905
c0bdee No.2360907
d375db No.2360908
i have a mild e-crush on test
d375db No.2360910
fuck off brit faggot that's out of context
6db8f8 No.2360911
Cookie cucked by Test. BD is a real heart breaker.
a02871 No.2360912
cant believe you'd do this to cooki
poor cooki
test is a thread THOT
6db8f8 No.2360913
How unfaithful to your E-wife.
a02871 No.2360914
4f8ecc No.2360918
i knew a dude back in my home city, and i forget exactly how, but i found him on a fur site, he was a lion diaper fur
i think he had a username or something on facebook that was only suspicious when you knew about these things, so i googled it, and there he was
i moved before i got a chance to hint i knew something :/
6db8f8 No.2360919
Diaper furs aren't really weird to me anymore.
To each their own fetish.
4f8ecc No.2360920
ngl, the fur part is actually weirder to me than the diaper part
like fetishes tend to be sparked at specific points in development during childhood, so if at the wrong time you wet the bed and your parents made you wear a diaper, diaper fetish makes sense, if your parents spanked you at the wrong time, BDSM fetish, etc.
i can't for the life of me figure out what sparks a fur fetish
d375db No.2360921
i want to change asriel's poopy diaper
c0bdee No.2360922
106d7b No.2360923
>>2360919
This?
>>2360920
I've thought about it. Maybe not liking people and liking animals more like dogs, cats? Definitely easier to deal with than 3 people cutting you off in traffic and dealing with some people at work.
6db8f8 No.2360924
>>2360920
Your parents ever sit you down and play Disney movies for you as a kid and that's all you really got to watch because you didn't have cable or anything?
IT be like that.
32038e No.2360925
I ended up stealing some when I was 7 just cause I missed the feeling
6db8f8 No.2360926
>>2360923
I mean, it hurts none and he seems to enjoy it.
Why should I care?
6db8f8 No.2360927
As long as it is consensual between all parties involved I could not care less what people do behind closed doors.
a02871 No.2360928
4f8ecc No.2360929
>>2360923
i guess it's a possibility, but i would say these childhood moments that spark fetishes tend to revolve around the genitals, the butt, or the mouth, i'm not sure what about just liking animals more than people would translate into anything sexual later in life
>>2360924
so it's maybe like, just watching animated animal films at the right (or wrong) time during sexual development?
>>2360925
diapers or disney films? i'm guessing diapers, idk why you'd have to steal disney films
32038e No.2360930
We had cable
But some of the kids' channels were paywalled so there were only videotapes instead or the mainstream channels during the allotted hours
6db8f8 No.2360931
>>2360929
Could be. I assume it's different for everyone to some degree.
106d7b No.2360932
>>2360926
Yeah, I know. The key difference is between liking something vs not liking and not caring. I don't care myself.
Some people see some gay stuff and they don't like but yet they can't get themselves not to care either.
>>2360929
It's hard telling. There could be an explanation for one part but another part not as much.
4f8ecc No.2360933
ngl if i had kids i'd be terrified of doing the wrong thing at the wrong time and landing them with a weird fetish
i'm guessing it's something that doesn't even cross parent's minds
32038e No.2360934
>>2360929
Well I mean like pinching diapers off my brother, without anyone knowing
And about Disney films, good question. A dodgy video shop in a van used to come down the road with pirated videos for sale
Whether or not you would consider it stealing is of your opinion
6db8f8 No.2360935
>>2360932
People are too eager to flaunt themselves and their fetishes. But in the end it's whatever.
>>2360933
I fear my child will grow up trans.
4f8ecc No.2360936
>>2360934
i see
lol yeah you could probably get away with that.
32038e No.2360937
>>2360936
I was literally on a website about to buy them until I noticed everyone here is talking about it now xD
4f8ecc No.2360938
>>2360935
that wouldn't be your fault tho, at least not directly
probably
there is probably stuff you could do, like OD on estrogen while they in the womb, but i doubt anybody is doing that
>>2360936
lol, diapers?
do your thing dude, whatever makes you happy
4f8ecc No.2360939
oops
second quote of >>2360938 was for >>2360937
32038e No.2360940
d375db No.2360941
4f8ecc No.2360942
is it the gore poster from a day or two ago?
similar mannerisms
32038e No.2360943
4f8ecc No.2360944
okay you got us now who are you
32038e No.2360945
Unless you are talking about Al Gore, then I can let that pass
a02871 No.2360946
furries are turboniggers that need gassing
32038e No.2360947
>>2360944
Too embarrassed to say
6db8f8 No.2360948
>>2360938
I actually would have no issue if I had a kid and they were trans. Granted I would not let them transition with medication or anything like that until they are an adult.
4f8ecc No.2360949
>>2360947
oh pls
>>2360948
i'd hope you'd let them have those meds that stave off puberty till they're stopped, else you're gonna end up with a daughter with man shoulders and a man face, they gonna hate you for that their whole lives
6db8f8 No.2360950
>>2360949
Compared to having them transition too soon and find out they weren't trans and irrevocably ruin their body in a different way. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 18 is the soonest I would consider it. 21 would be entirely up to them if they were still living with me. I would support them regardless within those rules.
4f8ecc No.2360951
>>2360950
yeah, i'm not suggesting HRT, just puberty blockers
but that said, i have heard puberty can be what un-transes people
it's hard to know what to believe sometimes, trans and anti-trans people both talk bullshit to make their side sound stronger
a02871 No.2360952
I should have done HRT for the laughs
6db8f8 No.2360953
>>2360951
As much guff as I give the trannies here I really see no issue with being trans if you have dysphoria. Or I at least don't have issue with someone transitioning for personal reasons. I rather detest the community if fosters and how some trans people try and push the life style on others even if they aren't trans. The term egg especially makes me want to vomit.
4f8ecc No.2360954
although, i have also heard, that HRT isn't actually permenant, if a trans woman stops long enough she will get her man cummies back
and that information stands out to me because i had always heard the opposite.
difficult to know who to believe.
>>2360953
basically tumblr made it objectionable, i know
6db8f8 No.2360956
>>2360954
What is your opinion on trans trenders?
4f8ecc No.2360957
>>2360956
the tumblr kids who force it down peoples throats and insist utter bullshit is fact etc.?
i despise them.
didn't we discuss this the other day? how i understand being MtF, FtM, and occasionally a "they" might crop up, but all this other tumblr made up stuff is utter bullshit
80e981 No.2360958
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>>2360954
>although, i have also heard, that HRT isn't actually permenant, if a trans woman stops long enough she will get her man cummies back
>
>and that information stands out to me because i had always heard the opposite.
>
>difficult to know who to believe.
>
You go off for three months and your sperm count will go back up.
4f8ecc No.2360959
>>2360958
yeah see i have heard conflicting information on that, i wouldn't put 100% faith in it
i can imagine it would, but i wouldn't count on it under penalty of death
6db8f8 No.2360960
>>2360957
We did, but I mean more like people who treat being trans, even just MtF and FtM as a fashion statement.
Like how some girls are "lesbians or bi" but not actually.
a02871 No.2360961
80e981 No.2360962
6db8f8 No.2360963
Daddies cummies are the only cummies I need. >.<
4f8ecc No.2360965
>>2360960
yeah i also hate that
the kind of people who put "MtF" in their twitter bio
why would you want to advertise that, unless you're just doing it to be a special snowflake
abfb52 No.2360966
>>2360822
<nymph
fuck's everyone a centaur for?
6db8f8 No.2360967
>>2360965
Aren't we all special?
a02871 No.2360968
Maybe I can get gucci MTF
106d7b No.2360969
>>2360965
booby celebration day/year
6db8f8 No.2360970
I miss when being gay was the in thing. I can't keep up with all the cool kids anymore.
4f8ecc No.2360971
>>2360967
depends what angles you're looking at
we are all both completely unremarkable and entirely unique
>>2360969
huh?
6db8f8 No.2360972
>>2360971
Makes me think of that picture that says being unique doesn't make you useful, and it has a fork with fucked up prongs.
a02871 No.2360973
tfw not a cool spring ftm umu
4f8ecc No.2360974
>>2360972
lol that's pretty much it innit
80e981 No.2360975
Aw, look at Kyle and Erin getting along.
106d7b No.2360976
>>2360971
the purpose of people advertising it. They are celebrating boobies and are proud or something.
a02871 No.2360977
4f8ecc No.2360978
>>2360976
i don't think that's quite it but that's a nice spin
6db8f8 No.2360979
>>2360974
I'm more of a spoon man if you know what I mean.
6db8f8 No.2360980
>>2360975
Shit. I gotta be mean now.
80e981 No.2360981
>>2360977
Don't be jealous.
4f8ecc No.2360982
>>2360979
just had to be special didn't you
6db8f8 No.2360984
>>2360982
~Tee hee~
*Audibly gays*
4f8ecc No.2360985
you're reminding me of that little angel cartman
4f8ecc No.2360986
oh yeah it was cupid cartman
~tee hee~
6db8f8 No.2360988
>Pick up armoring class in FF14
>When crafting with the secondary tool it sounds like you're flicking one of those door springs every time you do something
I suddenly hate this class.
80e981 No.2360991
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Imagine you're just enjoying your day in your room
And suddenly your friend comes in and tells you
"Uh oh... I think Moto Moto likes you"
And then you just hear this music
>
And you see him, the massive rotund rapist, coming for you. Nothing can stop him. Not even solid rock. Not even a gun. He's coming for you.
6db8f8 No.2360992
106d7b No.2360993
>come
in or all over what?
4f8ecc No.2360994
your mum and your gf have switched brains and you need to fuck one of them to switch them back
which one you fuck?
106d7b No.2360995
>>2360994
I'd definitely have to commit scannercide.
4f8ecc No.2360996
>>2360995
then they both die
any deviation from the simple rules kills them both
106d7b No.2360997
>>2360996
maybe chop my dick off and let my friend fuck both of them with it since he wants to anyhow.
6db8f8 No.2360998
JOkes on you. I don't have a girlfriend.
a02871 No.2360999
Jokes on you, squash fucks dogs
6db8f8 No.2361000
Yes. I do.
What do you fuck?
c0bdee No.2361001
6db8f8 No.2361002
Duke is my spirit animal.
a02871 No.2361003
c0bdee No.2361004
I know what you do to animals, so I'll pass
c0bdee No.2361006
While not tempting in the slightest, I'll have to decline the offer
84a7c8 No.2361008
i made lunch for my boyfriend today
84a7c8 No.2361010
i did! I hope he enjoys it
6db8f8 No.2361011
BC is incapable of a stable relationship that isn't with their own ego.
84a7c8 No.2361012
gotta keep feeding my ego
106d7b No.2361013
>>2361010
what if he hated it and takes it out on your o-ring?
01084c No.2361016
>>2360883
im already in your discord silly
01084c No.2361017
woah!
i didn't know Bread was the hardest metal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMYKQc-MVIM
c0bdee No.2361018
>>2361017
Of course it's not, diamond is the hardest metal
4f8ecc No.2361019
why is the page title in japanese but the video title isn't
does youtube translate it?
01084c No.2361020
>>2361018
nope
watch teh vid
01084c No.2361021
>>2361019
yeah youtube auto translates vids pages yo your local lang auto
c0bdee No.2361022
>>2361020
I already watched it. It's not really bread though, he uses the starch from the gluten to make the knife
4f8ecc No.2361023
>>2361021
huh, i dd not know that
c0bdee No.2361024
>>2361021
I think that's just Chrome
01084c No.2361025
>>2361023
>>2361024
yeah its my chrome
4f8ecc No.2361026
>>2361024
>>2361025
but i am on firefox
6db8f8 No.2361028
I have to go to my old school today to see my dad.
I hate that building.
84a7c8 No.2361029
>>2361015
:O
I don't think he'll hate it...
If he takes it out on my o-ring then I would pretend not to like it...
c0bdee No.2361030
>>2361026
Firefox has built in translator as well
4f8ecc No.2361031
>>2361030
just for youtube? it has legit never done this before
this is very odd
c0bdee No.2361032
>>2361031
I think it's a setting in general. If you go to Pixiv and stuff (at least for me) it auto translates the page
106d7b No.2361033
>>2361029
that's the muthaphukkin spirit.
f64c5c No.2361034
the website detects your browser language and translates it for you
84a7c8 No.2361035
>>2361033
do you think he can last long inside me?
4f8ecc No.2361036
>>2361032
i can't find anything like that in settings
this is freaking me out
>>2361034
so it's youtube doing it not firefox?
f64c5c No.2361037
c0bdee No.2361038
>>2361036
Could very well be that it's YouTube, but in my experience everything gets translated anyway
106d7b No.2361039
>>2361035
you'd be the better judge
4f8ecc No.2361040
as long as it's youtube doing it my trust has not been violated.
4f8ecc No.2361042
no, i have a phobia of 99% of soft drinks.
c0bdee No.2361043
Could you stop telling people I do things
4f8ecc No.2361044
who?
i didn't tell nobody nuffin
6db8f8 No.2361045
There is nothing soft about Monster.
It's hard core.
01084c No.2361046
84a7c8 No.2361047
>>2361039
well he's really healthy...
so i guess he can last a while
c0bdee No.2361048
Who else lies chronically about everything?
>>2361046
>:(
4f8ecc No.2361049
only non-alcoholic drinks i can stand are like water, tea, coffee, milk, and plain cola
everything else is like peel all my skin off and never leave the shower if they touch me grade repulsive
6db8f8 No.2361051
I just drink Pepsi and water.
6db8f8 No.2361052
Oh shit. I should have said Sci-onara when we banned him.
Why am I just now thinking of this?
4f8ecc No.2361053
pepsi is my favourite cola and water is my main
you alright in my book
6db8f8 No.2361056
>>2361055
*I slowly pull my pants down and my diaper starts to show from under my pants*
c0bdee No.2361057
4f8ecc No.2361058
jeez these threads are going hard on diapers atm
i already forget how this started so it's particularly bizarre
6db8f8 No.2361059
*My diaper crinkles as my little baby chubby grinds the soft fabric while I push my little bulge into my bed*
"B-blood-chan" I moan. I soil my Pampers for you.
c0bdee No.2361060
6db8f8 No.2361061
*The vile filth slowly sumps from the leg holes and slaps onto the floor. I foul stench begins to emanate from me. I beg to be cleaned. But only if mommy is the one to change me. The crusty nuggets from the last time crackles and break off*
4f8ecc No.2361062
no for real actually stop
6db8f8 No.2361063
Only if you pet me and call me a good boy.
6db8f8 No.2361065
Some pets will get you a day without it. A good boy will get you two. Combo package for 4.
4f8ecc No.2361066
god dammit is he typing a big long diaper fantasy
4f8ecc No.2361067
oh good.
*pet pet pet*
you a good boi <3
6db8f8 No.2361068
The difference between it being fantasy or reality is weather or not you know if I'm actually making this up, or simply recanting last night.
6db8f8 No.2361069
>>2361067
I shall show mercy for now then.
6db8f8 No.2361070
Anyhow I'm off to go see my dad. Back later.
106d7b No.2361071
>>2361047
did he wash it though, since the other one he plugged today?
01084c No.2361072
84a7c8 No.2361078
>>2361071
lol she's weak, I can last for hours on that machine
a02871 No.2361080
84a7c8 No.2361082
>>2361081
Did you drink water today?
Also do you enjoy living alone?
84a7c8 No.2361084
>>2361083
Would you mind actually living with a roommate?
01084c No.2361085
>>2361084
ive done it in the past no problem
84a7c8 No.2361086
>>2361085
can i live with you?
106d7b No.2361087
>>2361078
You sure about that?
84a7c8 No.2361089
>>2361087
I should be a pornstar...
>>2361088
Iunno I could just move in with you :o
84a7c8 No.2361091
>>2361090
i"m not rich, but I have some money saved up..
c0bdee No.2361092
I imagine living with BC is a quick way to shorten your life expectancy drastically
84a7c8 No.2361095
>>2361094
y-you just want my money? 0_o
28b473 No.2361096
>>2361092
Just don't own any pets.
84a7c8 No.2361098
>>2361096
that's not funny
i take good care of my pets
01084c No.2361100
>>2361099
two people amount
84a7c8 No.2361101
>>2361100
i know your lifestyle is pretty expensive... but I know I can pay for myself and have some money left over for food for the both of us :)
but canada is heavily taxed...
106d7b No.2361102
>>2361089
w dogs? there is a large niche for that. maybe fursuits with or without diapers.
6db8f8 No.2361108
Preferable to being dead.
bb9567 No.2361110
>>2361108
Not if you're a tranny
7ce652 No.2361111
Arguable. Being dead has it's benefits.
>>2361109
Headpat
6db8f8 No.2361112
>>2361111
Being dead is effort.
Takes a good while to get there.
7ce652 No.2361113
>>2361112
It takes a single pull of a finger.
6db8f8 No.2361114
And the courage, or cowardice to pull it.
7ce652 No.2361115
How is it that that single act is both courageous and cowardly?
042e26 No.2361116
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Thinking about being dead can be a comfort sometimes. I doubt I could end my life myself though. No tolerance for pain.
6db8f8 No.2361117
The courage to do it.
The cowardice to abscond from this life and its hardships.
106d7b No.2361118
>>2361116
elephant gun in the mouf
7ce652 No.2361119
It is amusing. Nobody ever mentions the brave part of it, at least usually.
6db8f8 No.2361120
Bravery and stupidity tend to fall on the same side of things.
7ce652 No.2361121
It is only stupid if you expect the unlikely outcome.
6db8f8 No.2361122
And I'd rather muddle through than capitulate to life's bullshit.
So here I am. Perhaps a coward, but a living one.
01084c No.2361123
>>2361111
<3
kewl numbers 1111111
7ce652 No.2361124
I am not promoting it, by the way. Just thinking about it. So you better stay a coward.
>>2361123
Didn't even notice. Nice.
6db8f8 No.2361125
Have you known me to be anything else?
8c1ad8 No.2361127
gimme gimme
chicken tendies
be they crispy
or from wendy's
8c1ad8 No.2361128
>Bartender didn't want to serve me more than one drink
8c1ad8 No.2361129
>Chris's salvage GT-R project coming to a finish
>everything coming together finally
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>2361128
you got cucked by shift change lol
7ce652 No.2361130
Then a coward? Yes. Often.
bb9567 No.2361131
>>2361128
what kinda bar only serves one drink?
7ce652 No.2361132
Stop being clearly a drunk.
6db8f8 No.2361133
And what might you see me as?
8c1ad8 No.2361134
>>2361129
Lazy bastard.
>>2361131
One that overworks its employees.
01084c No.2361135
>>2361124
what do i do now?
bb9567 No.2361136
>>2361134
This is why I drink at home
bb9567 No.2361138
>>2361137
Nice, lets have a drink Tracer. Just one sec, getting a drink.
6db8f8 No.2361141
bb9567 No.2361144
>>2361139
I have a drink. And I'm drinking it. It's pretty good
6db8f8 No.2361147
>>2361145
Show me your ass.
bb9567 No.2361149
>>2361146
How was your day? I'm on vacation so I'm just doing a fucklot of nothing.
6db8f8 No.2361152
>>2361151
You have a lovely ass by the way.
8c1ad8 No.2361154
6db8f8 No.2361155
>>2361153
Kind of want to swipe a credit card through it.
aae6f6 No.2361158
>>2361154
Nobody asked you, ye of irrelevant irreverence.
>>2361155
Cash only babe
bb9567 No.2361159
>>2361156
I think I might get a pizza and watch pony. That seems like a pretty great thing to do.
8c1ad8 No.2361160
>>2361158
oh good cause I was lying anyway
6db8f8 No.2361161
>>2361158
Well then. How about I shove a roll of quarters up your ass?
Also be nice to the rabble.
Me and Dallas can't be the only people you play a civil hand to here.
aae6f6 No.2361163
>>2361160
>I-I was merely pretending
Why must you turn this thread into a den of LIES
>>2361161
When they comport themselves in a manner that hints at minimal self-respect, why should I be forced to make up such a grave shortcoming?
CASH ONLY, no coins! I am not some lowly slot machine!
8c1ad8 No.2361165
>>2361163
Well I've never seen your ass, so.
6db8f8 No.2361166
>>2361163
Please. I am hardly a man of quality and you chose to dote on me at every turn.
6db8f8 No.2361167
>>2361165
It's pretty kino.
8c1ad8 No.2361168
f51db5 No.2361169
-removes the cap from a 375ml of Smirnoff-
bb9567 No.2361170
whew, 375ml
you're gonna want to drink that over several days.
8c1ad8 No.2361171
-removes the cap from a 16.9oz bottle of water-
bb9567 No.2361172
Also, idk about the rest of you but I can't drink straight vodka anymore. It was fine in high school when it was either that or rubbing alcohol, but after you've vomited enough of it up, it starts to kind of offend the senses y'know?
aae6f6 No.2361173
>>2361165
My fine aura transcends the physical realm! Just as the lord's glory is self-evident, so is my fine ass, that you are clearly undeserving of.
>>2361166
Why must you continue to denigrate these already wasted sands with more LIES. You are clearly the oasis in this desert of sin, the inviolable lifeline that nourishes all of worth here.
>no craps joke
MISSED OPPORTUNITY
>>2361167
SHOOSH
aae6f6 No.2361174
>he doesn't drink straight everclear
Consider bleach next time.
f51db5 No.2361175
-fills the 50ml rainbow shot glass he lifted from a Hot Topic-
6db8f8 No.2361176
>>2361172
You don't drink vodka because it tastes good, pussy.
Drink something pink and fruit flavored. Seems more your style anyway.
bb9567 No.2361177
I prefer filly juice
right from the tap
f51db5 No.2361178
>>2361172
drinking vodka makes drinking vodka easier
problem solved
>>2361176
>>2361176
>>2361176
>>2361176
>You don't drink vodka because it tastes good, pussy.
f51db5 No.2361179
you drink it to take away the pain
for when you epilate
6db8f8 No.2361180
>>2361173
Please. I am anything but nice to the people here.
Save for a few friends that is.
8c1ad8 No.2361181
>>2361173
whatever you say weirdo
f51db5 No.2361182
-imbibes the double shot-
dos.
aae6f6 No.2361183
>>2361180
Fire and brimstone is common in the pulpit of the grand masses for they are simple chattel that cannot be guided with anything else but fear, bleating all the way! Much is the same for here, addled with dark alchemy and more commonly imbibed draughts. I cannot fault ye for wild swings in the darkness, can I?
Ye get more flies with honey, surely, but who wants any of these lowly insects?
>>2361181
[spoiler]faggot
6db8f8 No.2361184
>>2361183
Least we burn our wings on the sun thinking ourselves too good for common men and fall into lower pits than this. The flies take the filth from any man. It matters not to them. But without flies we might find ourselves waist deep in shit.
5e8a49 No.2361185
Oh God. It's another "Kanra pretends to be an alcoholic" hour.
aae6f6 No.2361186
>>2361184
I have issues with your illustration, but I must say, there is no sun here! We are in the valley of evil, and the only fear I have is being consumed by my own righteous flame before I am able to torch any of these heathens.
>>2361185
He's old enough to drink?
Or did they lower the age in korea to 13?
6db8f8 No.2361187
Do you ever drink to numb the pain of Smiles having a bigger dick than you?
6db8f8 No.2361188
6db8f8 No.2361189
>>2361186
Best not dirty your hands, love.
Let me do such things for you.
5e8a49 No.2361190
>>2361186
I thought he was a chinky not a gook.
>>2361187
On the bright side, it's not anymore.
f51db5 No.2361191
6db8f8 No.2361192
Slow down with the shots, Kanra.
You're going to send your liver into shock.
aae6f6 No.2361194
>>2361189
Why can't we both indulge in such heavenly works?
>>2361190
Is there a difference? They're all variations of chink/jap rape babies.
6db8f8 No.2361195
>>2361194
I have worked hard to garner my reputation of an unlikeable prick.
I don't need competition.
aae6f6 No.2361197
>>2361195
Oh please, you are much to schmaltzy-cuddly to be labeled as such.
6db8f8 No.2361198
>>2361197
Please. People might think I'm actually a nice guy. I hardly do anything of merit.
aae6f6 No.2361199
>>2361198
Let the wastrels and ne'er-do-wells behold the moulded crust of your ire then! They do not deserve to know the saintly relics that lay underneath the skin! All the better to berate and banish them.
Why entertain a nobody's know-nothing opinion? They can only pine for the warm hearth of your affections from afar, ignore the crowded countenances at the window panes and simply cherish those that have earned a place at the table.
6db8f8 No.2361200
>>2361199
And cherish you I do.
f51db5 No.2361201
I don't even want to drink but here goes
-pours a 25ml glass of clear triple distilled corn based ethanol-
6db8f8 No.2361203
Why the fuck are you drinking corn based vodka?
6db8f8 No.2361204
>>2361202
I'm to the point I don't even pour it.
I just drink from the bottle.
7ce652 No.2361205
>>2361204
Yeah, I stopped being that bad. At least I tried. I mainly stick to beer now.
f51db5 No.2361206
>>2361202
oh hey, it's you
>>2361203
because it's cheap
>drinking from the bottle
I like to know how much sin I'm conducting and factoring in the weird shape of the bottle is too much work
6db8f8 No.2361207
>>2361205
I just find it simpler than dirtying a glass.
>>2361206
Drinking isn't a sin.
But not knowing your limit would be daft.
Don't over do it.
7ce652 No.2361208
>>2361206
Yes. It's me.
>>2361207
Agreed. I did always hate cleaning those.
f51db5 No.2361212
>>2361207
pretty sure my limit is 10 over 6 hours.
usually I try to drink with positive purpose. but this? it feels sinful to drink aimlessly.
6db8f8 No.2361213
>>2361212
Put it down then.
7ce652 No.2361214
>>2361209
And a pointless one.
>>2361210
Whatcha up to?
6db8f8 No.2361215
>>2361214
Granted I don't drink often to begin with.
f51db5 No.2361216
>>2361213
but I so rarely get to feel loose and happy
not like I don't enjoy never being able to turn off
but I can see why cakers did it so much
>hope he's cut back tho
6db8f8 No.2361217
>>2361216
Drinking shouldn't be how you find happiness, Kanra.
01084c No.2361218
>>2361211
woof woof
>>2361214
just bored sitting here doin nothing
aae6f6 No.2361220
He's autistic, its his only chance outside of video games and sonic.
6db8f8 No.2361222
At least he isn't as bad as BD.
f51db5 No.2361223
>>2361217
sigh. I know you're right and I have been an alchy before.
guess I'll try to recreate a feel similar to this when I'm sober.
and likely fail because imbibing substances just... works!
aae6f6 No.2361224
>>2361221
I cannot.
BD's a turbo normie, he can't help but be a tool.
Kanra wants to pretend he's intelligent, why can't I bludgeon him into living up to it?
f51db5 No.2361226
>>2361220
I'm probably better than you in almost every way.
I mean, you got more style than me tho.
>>2361224
pretends? bitch, by any metric I'm comfortably above average.
and comfortably above you.
7ce652 No.2361227
>>2361215
Probably for the best.
>>2361218
I know that feeling. Sadly I am also drifting off to sleep, so if I don't respond, sorry.
f51db5 No.2361228
>>2361225
I'm not in a musical mood.
I want to get dark drunk.
when I said I took that fifth shot I didn't actually but gonna now so it's okay
8c1ad8 No.2361229
i feel like sheeeeeeeeeit
6db8f8 No.2361230
>>2361227
I would think so.
>>2361228
Don't pretend to drink for validation or attention.
You are drinking for all the wrong reasons.
bb9567 No.2361231
Why stop at just booze? Real fuckups do drugs too.
f51db5 No.2361232
>don't pretend to drink
that was wrong of me
01084c No.2361233
>>2361219
joe joe's bizzare!!! adventure
>>2361227
*hugs tight*
f51db5 No.2361234
from now on, when I communicate, I'll try to be super aware instead of adrenaline (and cortisol) fuelled rants where I'm still right but nobody cares
f51db5 No.2361235
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01084c No.2361237
aae6f6 No.2361239
>>2361225
Good thing my pimp hand's steady as a rock.
>>2361226
>probably
If you must resort to conjecture you have already lost.
>I'm at least above average!
This is what everyone tells themselves when they haven't discovered their true faults.
>I-I'm smarter than you
This has been proven false.
But thank yu~
I am not stylish however, and your compliment is exceedingly odd.
6db8f8 No.2361240
>>2361239
I am bored out of my mind.
Please assuage my drudgery while I either bore myself with FF14 or hate myself for playing Overwatch.
aae6f6 No.2361241
>I'm still right
When you aren't arguing exceedingly emotional viewpoints you elect to think are objectively correct, you choose the most obvious points of least contention.
WILL THESE FUCKING THINGS STAY ATTACHED
6db8f8 No.2361242
Let this night be one of civility and calm.
f51db5 No.2361243
>>2361239
well it could be that you're actually sorta brilliant, and quick and clever, but I'm just not exposed to it.
you're stylish in that you have a way of speaking that is distinctly Chaplain.
I am almost certainly smarter than you though.
aae6f6 No.2361244
>>2361240
I am here for you darling, in whatever capacity it may be, though I am dreadfully uneventful myself. I am tired and empty, and I believe the nicotine is finally leaving my body and I want to choke someone or be buried in a gravel pit.
bb9567 No.2361245
>>2361242
okay, I guess I'll step up to be the voice of reason, as always.
6db8f8 No.2361246
>>2361244
If you would like to join me in a voice chat I would love the company.
Do try to ease up on the boy though. At least for tonight. <3
5c4c78 No.2361247
>>2361243
Does the sun not shine in glorious rays though the vermin that toil beneath the earth and stone do not greet it?
Does the moon not so elegantly reflect such splendor, though the mourning dove does not meet it?
If I fail to be classified as clever that is your own fault.
You are most certainly not any better than a false man if the cloth, your tongue is made of dross, mine of silver, the better to pierce through these abject lies and slander you so lugubriously spread as truth and so uphold your tented ego!
Fret naught, I shall pierce through the tint with beautiful roses of grandiose truth.
f51db5 No.2361248
>>2361238
well it's true
>>2361237
-applause-
5c4c78 No.2361250
>>2361246
Just this once, I must go all out sensei~
6db8f8 No.2361251
>>2361250
Just try to be civil to a degree.
bb9567 No.2361252
>>2361248
I want to tell you something
As one person who's always right, to another.
I want you to know.......that it'll never matter to anybody else, and it will never make you happy.
It's fine if you're always right, because it will never change any of the things you hope it will.
5c4c78 No.2361253
>>2361251
[sinister noises]
f51db5 No.2361255
>>2361247
well there are other cues that one tends to have if one is actually smart.
when they describe a thought, you notice they're actually talking about something complex and conveying how they've understood that complexity.
for example: a Nezi. they won't like me singling them out but they're clearly a smart cookie.
you... it's hard to tell if you're even linguistically smart... I mean, that's your thing. verbosity. back in the day we may not have been able to tell what superficial verbosity was, certainly it was enough to impress fellow threaders, but this? I feel almost bad pointing out that you seem even second rate at this, because what could you really do to improve?
5c4c78 No.2361256
>>2361254
YOU CANT STOP ME
6db8f8 No.2361257
>>2361256
I have you on a tight leash.
01084c No.2361258
>>2361257
wat r these weird peoples talkin about? :O
6db8f8 No.2361259
>>2361258
Oh, just the common rabble of the threads.
01084c No.2361260
>>2361259
i dunno what people rable on about...
i never usualy pay attention to the word spaghetti salads most throw out
5c4c78 No.2361261
>>2361255
All verbosity is superficial, just as referential dialogue is merely supplanting your own possibly original thoughts with those already approved to be sufficient enough.
You have an issue with my words, boy?
I'd like to see ye do better.
I will freely admit I am dulled from the years past, but was I ever really any good, eh?
6db8f8 No.2361262
>>2361260
Do you enjoy tossing salads?
Or do you just like to dive in?
5c4c78 No.2361263
>>2361257
You have NOTHING on me!
NOTHING
6db8f8 No.2361264
>>2361263
A substantial debt can keep any hound on a short leash. Though maybe you can pay me in...other...ways.
01084c No.2361265
>>2361262
i dont like veggie tables
but to may toes on a burger are okay. it's simple enough veggie ^_^
6db8f8 No.2361266
>>2361265
I like toes too.
f51db5 No.2361267
>>2361261
I have no issue with words. I have the best words. out of everyone I know, I know the most.
I won't pretend to be able to be fancy like you. I gave up theatrics in favour of realistic autistic straightforwardness.
>I will freely admit I am dulled from the years past, but was I ever really any good, eh?
well don't be like that I just don't like how you're a dick to 'coon
5c4c78 No.2361268
>>2361264
Trade and barter for goods and services is fine and well, but you cannot litigate me to debase myself! Hark, why would ye force me to bring myself so low, to so crudely degrade the tools of affection which would otherwise flow so freely? They will come in due time, do not force upon me by chain and collar to perform such things in a hollow manner!
01084c No.2361269
>>2361266
ewww lewd toes >_<
5c4c78 No.2361270
>>2361267
You have the worst words, as they are chosen poorly and utilized in an even more boorish fashion.
If he wants to apologize and strive to not be a petty basketcase, I'm all for it. Until then, he can stay out in the boonies with the other milksops.
Theatrics are all I have here, why not entertain myself since there is certainly not anything else of note to take joy in around here.
8c1ad8 No.2361271
>>2361267
>I have no issue with words. I have the best words
You quite literally have the worst use of words out of anybody that has ever posted in these threads since they began, period.
9ae3d9 No.2361272
>>2361271
No, that would be me.
6db8f8 No.2361273
>>2361268
Boy I've seen your ass and you've seen mine.
litigation is long past needed.
8c1ad8 No.2361274
Also they way you phrase that you sound like Donald Trump.
8c1ad8 No.2361275
6db8f8 No.2361277
>>2361271
Come on. I feel like I have worse words.
You should have seen my shit RP a few hours ago.
8c1ad8 No.2361278
5c4c78 No.2361279
>>2361273
LET US NOT BE SO CRASS
ALSO HELLO DARWIN-KUN
f51db5 No.2361282
>>2361270
>boorish
yes if you manage to wade through the boorishness you'll find that I have easily defensiveable generally inoffensive simplistic opinions that are correct
I won't claim that patience or time will fix things, though time tends to fix many things, but something drew you to talk with him in the first place, and surely that's the part of him that he'd rather be putting forward if he knew how. the more he's able to fire those neurons, the more prominent those behaviours become. relationships should be mutually beneficial. but basketcases sometimes need that illicted from them.
>>2361271
>the worst
i called you smart ;~;
8c1ad8 No.2361283
>>2361282
I am, relatively speaking.
Either way, your diction is quite atrocious.
9ae3d9 No.2361285
6db8f8 No.2361286
If anyone here was smart they wouldn't be working low effort jobs or not having a job to begin with.
6db8f8 No.2361287
>Server maintenance tonight at 2 AM
>Server maintenance is now starting
>12 am
Fuck.
8c1ad8 No.2361288
>>2361284
Good boy. How are things with you?
f51db5 No.2361289
>>2361283
pls don't get turned off by this confession but i read almost all of your posts
I think I need to find a balance between being able to explain anything
and just laying off because I don't need to explain everything
5c4c78 No.2361290
>>2361280
IEEEEEEEE
>>2361282
Yes, you are a simpleton, with worthless opinions of the obvious or completely oblivious thoughts divorced from reality.
I have put my patience, I have put YEARS of my time into him, and I am still enamored with him to a degree. But you cannot throw a goddamn 5 paragraph essay hissy-fit just because youre jealous someone else isnt addicted to these shitty threads anymore and doesnt want to kiss-ass and cavort in a big ol' hugbox, and expect it all to be glossed over. If he wants to buck the fuck up and stop being a goddamn baby, ill wait with open arms. but if he just wants to soak up all of my love and exude nothing but petty spite and hatred just because I am not the perfect specimen for him, he can stay out in the shed and eat both barrels.
8c1ad8 No.2361291
>>2361286
Incorrect.
Plenty of smart people are lazy. Or depressed.
>>2361289
Now you're getting it. Extremes are bad.
And I say that as an extremist.
5c4c78 No.2361292
>>2361285
You have been missed, and must certainly become more proficient in overcoming your undeserved censure.
6db8f8 No.2361293
>>2361291
Then they are dumb for not utilizing their smarts.
fd6eed No.2361294
>>2361286
Low effort and low paying are two very different things. You know that.
fd6eed No.2361296
>>2361295
This makes you one of the smartest here. Congrats.
f51db5 No.2361298
>>2361290
we aren't a hugbox anymore. unfortunately. we're all here for our own reasons. animus is a pulse that changes with the time of day.
maybe he is just being caught up in himself. I'm sure he negates your efforts.
but it sounds awful and I'm pretty sure it's not a state he revels in despite it being where he lives.
>>2361291
I have no idea what makes you mad annoyed at me so I'm so glad whatever I just said didn't
no sense me explaining my process but essentially I don't do most of this on purpose
I am just an unrelenting person terrified of being wrong so I make sure I cover my bases with each post
just in case some masochist reads my posts they'll find that despite the awfulnes of my posts
I'm still pretty much always right. like over 95%. someone should check.
fd6eed No.2361300
>>2361297
You can recognize that you aren't smart.
Most of us here are too dumb to even recognize that, so you're de facto ahead of the game.
>>2361299
Infinite Brain Power.
f51db5 No.2361301
don't read that it wasn't thought out and perfectish
I would take another shot but instead I'll ride the lame comedown til bed
that is the smart thing to do
f51db5 No.2361302
are they still together it's hard to tell
6db8f8 No.2361303
>>2361300
More I don't pretend to be smart and run my mouth about shit I don't actually know.
5c4c78 No.2361304
>>2361298
*fortunately
Give me another week and I'll give him another shot.
>>2361296
Begone kike
fd6eed No.2361305
>>2361303
Hey man, I get it. You're better than me.
You don't have to rub it in. I concede.
6db8f8 No.2361306
>>2361305
I'm better than everyone.
What of it?
fd6eed No.2361307
>>2361304
Don't fret I will leave shortly, Goy.
>>2361306
When will you seize power from test?
8c1ad8 No.2361308
>>2361293
Not if being lazy would make them more happy.
>>2361298
1) you don't have to be so thorough, nobody cares
2) even if somebody did care, you can clarify afterwards
3) constantly saying that you're always right is very conceited and pompous
just do your best to be right as much as you can and not shove your intelligence boner down everyone's throat.
it's very obnoxious to hear someone repeatedly boasting about how right they are, do you seriously not realize this? you're going to alienate any chance of friendship that way.
5c4c78 No.2361309
6db8f8 No.2361310
>>2361307
Test knows that if I had power here I'd just kill the board.
5c4c78 No.2361311
>>2361307
Squash, get the oven.
8c1ad8 No.2361312
>>2361309
gimme gimme
chicken tendies
be they crispy
or from wendy's
6db8f8 No.2361313
>>2361311
Germans aren't allowed to have those.
f51db5 No.2361314
>>2361304
*unfortunately
the trolls never would have survived and thrived if it didn't have a base of people trying to be decent and caring to mock and play antagonist to. now everyone has embraced selfish uncaringness and there's nothing to let the trolls stand above and apart. hugboxing must and should be cultivated again because it feels good and, and it'll allow those who waged war on it to have something to wage war against again. me saying this now won't change the positive psychological allure of others making it happen because I sure won't.
6db8f8 No.2361315
fd6eed No.2361316
>>2361310
This is the ultimate good.
>>2361311
This is a hate crime.
Oy Vey.
6db8f8 No.2361317
>>2361316
I would watch you all burn in hell with me.
fd6eed No.2361318
>>2361317
Will your sadism finally be quenched?
6db8f8 No.2361319
>>2361318
Only when I stand alone in a pool of red.
f51db5 No.2361320
>>2361308
my mind is so severely boggled that you even read and replied to my post so thank you
>1
ive realized
>2
i just realized
>3
to keep it tldr mode I actually most of the time do not feel or act arrogant or superior, and only occasionally do it becuase I know that's how I'm stereotyped, but my posts where I'm just unrelenting and annoying are still considered me being arrogant or superior where it's actually me just trying my hardest to correct, like this one right now might sound like arrogance but it's just me trying to be correct... if you have a solution to how I can be viewed as someone sincere and not armchair pseudo superior (I swear, I feel less than most people almost always) do lmk but its k if you dont know because I don't
f51db5 No.2361321
disregard that I suck cocks
you forgot to tell me to stop squish
6db8f8 No.2361322
You're drinking. Just blame it on the booze.
8c1ad8 No.2361323
>>2361320
Perhaps force yourself to adhere to a character limit, you may have to revise posts until you get used to it.
I don't think you can possibly say "I'm always right" and then feign ignorance. One does not boast about their superiority and then say "oh no was that annoying what i said? how?"
fd6eed No.2361324
Test, strike me down where I stand. Ban and kill me in the great name of Squash so that he may delight in my corpse. Know that this is my true wish.
Allow me death to be the first of many.
>>2361319
I'll help
5c4c78 No.2361325
>>2361313
You can't ban toaster ovens
>>2361316
Prepare to be baked, ye matzah.
>>2361314
There was a reason to be positive back then. Now its just a bunch of disgusting NEETs and mentally ill celebrating their mediocrity.
7010bb No.2361326
>>2361316
>>2361310
I was hoping to let it die a more natural death.
7010bb No.2361327
>>2361324
No, suffer as I suffer.
3f5dac No.2361328
Are you notified when people say Test
7010bb No.2361329
>>2361328
No, I had opened the thread a while ago and then watched a show. I read through when I looked at the thread again and saw my name.
3f5dac No.2361331
6db8f8 No.2361333
>>2361332
I"M NOT ASHAMED OF THE GB WORD BY THE WAY
7010bb No.2361334
>>2361331
Oh it's Lloyd.
I tried watching Psychic Homosexual Teens again but apparently it bores me more than Lain did.
f51db5 No.2361335
test, don't kid yourself.
it'll never die.
people will just migrate to various discords.
and everyone will have the same love/hate with those discords.
>>2361323
gonna heed that advice the next time I rember it cuz it makes sense wish me luck
and the me saying I'm right is part of me playing up my character but half because and the stuff I say is actually super basic so it's less I'm so smart therefore I'm right and more I'm saying practially nothing so of course I'm right and to be fair nobody says I'm wrong they just don't like how much I say and how full of myself they think I am for saying what I do, but if I were full of myself it wouldn't hurt to be put down
ANYWYAS stopping now
>>2361325
so were most people til they found the love of a community
3f5dac No.2361336
>>2361334
What gave it away?
And, fair. might as well let it go
f51db5 No.2361338
ive always been a supporter of test even though he removed me out of nowhere which kinda hurt but cant blame him tho because im sorta holy shit kanra stop
8c1ad8 No.2361339
>>2361335
>part of me playing up my character
Yeah, don't do that if you want people to like you. Otherwise carry on.
7010bb No.2361340
>>2361336
I cheat.
I'm sure it picks up but it's truly amazing how long it takes its sweet time.
>>2361338
*Pat* At least you understand.
6db8f8 No.2361341
>TFW Test never removes you
3f5dac No.2361343
>>2361340
Stop cheating.
Sorry you're not enjoying it. At this rate maybe I'll hear you've finished it a few years from now
5c4c78 No.2361344
>>2361333
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GB WORD
>>2361335
The false camaraderie of strangers is a fickle thing.
4f8ecc No.2361346
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7ac35c No.2361459
oh abloobloobloo i wish i were dead
more like you don't want the goddamn responsibility of making something out of life. better to just be lazy than build up some fucking constitution of character.
cowardly + insulting to everyone you've survived. weak.