a2d392 No.2358433
all my niggas with that gay shit
a2d392 No.2358434
Did dogpolitics kill /animus/? I sure hope not, it's the one place I found fellow trannies that aren't completely annoying fucks who call themselves "queer" and call it a day. Not even advocating for anything really, just counter-productive honestly.
Furry kweers are the worst, especially fag men who are either a twink that begs for cock constantly or the guy who gave his partners injections to give them hyper furry sized balls and trannies who are so inactive and assbackwards in activism that they don't even know who Miss Major is.
Leftists >>>>> Liberals
da637a No.2358436
>>2358434
You just gotta come at the right time. Erio left forever and ever over the tranny thing i think, until yesterday.
1f1f4c No.2358437
>>2358434
That's a lot to unpack.
4977dc No.2358438
How to overcome procrastination?
7885b9 No.2358441
dfe1ae No.2358443
Who dares mock my rule as transphobic furry overload?
dfe1ae No.2358444
54ecf2 No.2358446
>>2358445
three strikes you're out
54ecf2 No.2358451
>>2358450
at the old ball game
df2beb No.2358452
>>2358449
Now imagine what would happen if he was in a dress
da637a No.2358453
>>2358450
He's saying you didn't lewd him so he's flaming mad.
da637a No.2358454
>>2358452
gawd, i dunno. Not much of a trap. Everyone would have probably thought it was a joke - except for his expressions.
df2beb No.2358455
>>2358454
I mean
its also not hard to fake a video like that
a2d392 No.2358456
>>2358443
i cant deny you know a lot about loads, especially ones spurged from knots.
dfe1ae No.2358457
>>2358456
I am seen as the expert of dog penis around here.
What issue have you with me and my rule, little one?
a2d392 No.2358458
>>2358437
It truly is. Twitter is a lawless landscape. I use it to support my artist pals and talk to my pseudonormie friends but at times I see things that make me want to have a seizure.
>>2358436
Erio? I don't know many people by name. As long as the Miku girl (Revy?) is still here. I was always fond of her.
1f1f4c No.2358459
>kyle pretending he's in charge instead of being a constant bootlicker
a2d392 No.2358460
>>2358457
d-do you pee after you cum?
>>2358459
I refuse to believe his name is Kyle. It makes me think of south park.
dfe1ae No.2358463
>>2358460
I can only cum if I pee.
1f1f4c No.2358464
>>2358458
That's any platform really.
>>2358460
Well we all wish he was dead so
>>2358461
Do it
>>2358462
Same
da637a No.2358465
>>2358455
yeah true. In some places though, you'll get a response kinda like he got. Even worse too.
>>2358458
Yeah, Revy is on quite a bit, at least recently. Different people could show up at different times and some people find themselves busy at unusual times.
df2beb No.2358466
>>2358464
* pisses on you*
a2d392 No.2358467
>>2358462
That's why I can trust you
>>2358463
im truly not sure how i am meant to interpret that sentiment. as long as your urinary system is functional and you don't have a UTI you're fine
>>2358464
would bullying a dog be animal abuse?
1f1f4c No.2358468
>>2358466
WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED AND PISSED ON WAS YOUR FUTURE SELF
1f1f4c No.2358469
>>2358467
Is the dog Kyle?
df2beb No.2358470
>>2358465
I don't doubt that
I've been in some really redneck places in Texas
they already give me weird looks
>>2358467
No you can trust me
my pee is fresh
>>2358468
You're me from the future ?
Interesting
1f1f4c No.2358471
>>2358470
I used my stand to reference JoJo and erase time.
The you from a few seconds past just peed on the future you.
a2d392 No.2358472
>>2358470
Like milk freshly sucked to feed an infant, piss to nurture my bodily functions.
I solemnly regret typing that.
>>2358469
I'm sure we can make exceptions if the dog is named Kyle.
dfe1ae No.2358473
>>2358467
What fun is that?
1f1f4c No.2358474
>>2358472
I think I'd euthanize it out of pity.
df2beb No.2358475
>>2358471
That stand is confusing
I still don't understand it fully
>>2358472
Do you have a piss fetish ?
I don't
thats gross
df2beb No.2358477
>>2358476
Whats with jojo and time based powers ?
1f1f4c No.2358479
>>2358477
The next bad guy uses gravity to make time accelerate. It even works during stopped time, reducing the duration in which the user can move.
D4C doesn't do any time stuff tho.
1f1f4c No.2358480
Owait, I forgot the bring back The World in Part 7 lol nvm
df2beb No.2358481
>>2358479
I just want this part.
1f1f4c No.2358482
Gyro Zeppeli, a true murrican hero
a2d392 No.2358483
>>2358475
i dont and im glqd i dont
1f1f4c No.2358485
SHOW US YOUR PUSSY AND FEET
Sorry it's a ritual.
1f1f4c No.2358486
At the current rate and political climate of the board we may have to start a petition to rename it /tranimus/
a2d392 No.2358488
>>2358486
anyone who opposes such decision will receive the wrath of Queen Tran XIV
a2d392 No.2358490
>>2358487
/tranimus/ are the nigga with a rocket launcher
1f1f4c No.2358492
>>2358488
Board was founded by a transwoman so
da637a No.2358494
>>2358490
yep. or the rocket launcher.
a2d392 No.2358495
>>2358491
A question science can't answer, but i can. yes i am.
>>2358492
i cant act surprised about that.
>>2358494
the rocket launcher is for dunking on people
df2beb No.2358496
>>2358495
Yeah its probably time for /tranimus/ then
a09ddb No.2358497
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It is Friday, my cunts.
Time to sin again, time to channel my monstrous insanity and drink rum and coke.
Oh, have you guys heard that the meme 'Momo' is making a resurgence? Yeah, I read it in a newsletter in the school I work in about internet safety. Apparently comes with 'suicide challenges'. Boy I sure love the internet.
a2d392 No.2358498
>>2358497
>suicide challenges
I want to forget tsuki i want to forget tsuki i want to forget tsuki i wa
a09ddb No.2358499
I be laughing because all I used to watch was creepypasta and SCP things.
>>2358498
Who is tsuki?
6688f3 No.2358500
>>2358391 LUKA
please stop hurting me...
a2d392 No.2358501
>>2358499
its better if you didnt know.
df2beb No.2358502
Imagine being born before the internet
must be scary for old people
599da0 No.2358503
a09ddb No.2358504
>>2358501
Now I MUST know.
I'm a sucker for forbidden knowledge.
a2d392 No.2358505
>>2358500
Mornin' babylon
basically tsuki was this guy from systemspace. it was a fun community of shits and giggles for a while but then tsuki said fuck the community and made it full arg suicide cult as if anyone was legit there for that. it's not worth talking about nowadays, but for me it's hard to forget the dutch schizo as i remember a lot abt him.
df2beb No.2358506
>>2358503
I can't imagine that.
7885b9 No.2358508
>>2358451
what game is that?
>>2358453
i dont lewd
7885b9 No.2358509
bump
these are the pokemon i like on my teams
1f1f4c No.2358511
>Block Bloodchan
Glad that's over with.
df2beb No.2358512
>>2358509
do you have the template ?
e74762 No.2358514
>>2358497
I heard about it recently and a certain community started taking action.
They're not just 'apparent'. YouTube stars Jake Paul disguise these suicide challenges as innocent and attempt to paint them in a good light.
These videos go on to receive millions of views and is bound to get attention by authorities if it continues to go unchecked.
7885b9 No.2358515
>>2358512
the website link
is at the bottom of the image
you can pick from a drop down list for each catagory
then it generates the image for you
6688f3 No.2358516
>>2358505
i don't wanna read all that ;~;
>>2358511
I still believe you're better off with me
a2d392 No.2358518
>>2358514
when the authorities get into it i'd very much so love to see the court case that arrives from it.
Unrelated, but what does animus think of microwaving lunchables pizza? had a debate with a friend who luckily agrees with me.
microwaving the barely glutinous crust, the dryer than my undouched anus cheese, and those horrid pepperonis sends shivers down my spine to the point i might as well have another seizure
1f1f4c No.2358519
>>2358518
>Unrelated, but what does animus think of microwaving lunchables pizza?
Seems like eating a lunchables pizza in any form would be a mistake.
a09ddb No.2358520
>>2358514
Like what do you even win on these challenges?
Are kids that fucking stupid.
>Yeah, wreck yourself
>Uncle SCANNER told you to do it, faggot.
7885b9 No.2358521
6688f3 No.2358522
>>2358519
she's just leeching off you
once she gets what she wants she's not going to be with you anymore. She's going to try to get someone better
a2d392 No.2358523
>>2358522
did you mean to reply to that?
is "she" the lunchables pizza?
54ecf2 No.2358524
>>2358508
we're already playing
1f1f4c No.2358525
I don't have anything for anyone to leech.
dfe1ae No.2358526
Nobody wants to leech off of me.
7885b9 No.2358527
6688f3 No.2358529
>>2358523
-hug-
>>2358525
she thinks you're miserable like her when you're not. You're better than her and you can do better
a2d392 No.2358531
>>2358519
in all honesty id eat lunchables now just to feel like i dont have standards, mental illness, and addiction to keep up with. i did it last year if i recall correctly and it felt strange.
a2b616 No.2358532
Jesus fuck, such jealousy in this thread.
a2d392 No.2358533
>>2358526
thats pretty hot
>>2358529
thanks for the hug. would you care for a lunchables pizza to soothe your troubles?
dfe1ae No.2358534
>>2358532
I'd kill for a lunchable pizza now.
e74762 No.2358536
>>2358518
Usually they just turn a blind eye until it's too late to save lives. Only then do they feel forced to take action.
I don't have a microwave, it's considered a lazy way of cooking in this house
Moreover, we've had fires arise from them enough times to finally ditch them
>>2358520
Yeah, not exactly winning much with a scarred body or even worse
1f1f4c No.2358537
>>2358531
Eating lunchables probably makes you a pedophile tbh
6688f3 No.2358539
>>2358533
I'm allergic to gluten.
I can only eat fresh food
a2b616 No.2358540
>>2358534
Fuck that, I got beer.
Also I never microwaved those lunchables. Always just ate them cold.
dfe1ae No.2358541
Fighting, Rock, Ground, and Steele kind of all feel like the same group to me.
dfe1ae No.2358543
>>2358540
We couldn't afford them growing up.
6688f3 No.2358544
>>2358537
I miss the old you.
Erin changed you...
Who even are you anymore...
You're not the person I fell in love with all those years ago.
You're a cuck now
e74762 No.2358545
>Eating Dairylea anything
shame on those pedos
a09ddb No.2358546
>>2358538
OH FUCK, why didn't I pick that latern ghost pokemon for fire? Is so cute!
a2d392 No.2358547
>>2358534
why commission furry porn when you can buy lunchables pizza? it sure as hell is better than the degenerative crackers
>>2358539
You live like this?
>>2358537
don't project onto me.
>>2358536
how did you get microwave fires THAT many times? i dont understand
6688f3 No.2358548
Everyone I loved is now gone
a2b616 No.2358549
For fucks sakes, BC, just stop. Nobody cares.
>>2358543
I ate cold top ramen. Good times. Well, the cheap one. Top Ramen is actually fairly pricey compared.
6688f3 No.2358550
>>2358547
I have to cook my own food, I can't eat bread, cookies, cakes, etc. I can make it myself tho
dfe1ae No.2358551
BC cries alone.
>>2358547
To fuel my fetish.
>>2358549
Maruchan or bust.
df2beb No.2358552
>>2358546
even cuter when its a baby
7885b9 No.2358553
>>2358538
#very_gangster
:)
i wonder what what you woulda picked if only allowed one eeveelution :thinking_emojii:
only sneasel for one or the other?
>>2358542
^_^
lol, yours are dopey and "special" just like you!
dfe1ae No.2358555
>>2358554
I loved having vegies to toss in that shit though.
Made it feel fancy.
a2d392 No.2358556
>>2358543
That looks like solid snake mixed with santa claus getting nipple sucked by Connor from detroit become human. go back to furries please
>>2358535
kyle do you have hyper furry cock and balls? are you a macro giant? i feel like you have those kinks.
df2beb No.2358557
>>2358553
I don't really use psychic types tbh
Weavile is my favorite pokemon and i'm very bias to ghost types
a2b616 No.2358558
What are you, gay? Green shit is the stuff my food eats. I would appreciate if you stopped eating it.
dfe1ae No.2358559
>>2358556
I inject bad dragon lube into my junk daily.
dfe1ae No.2358560
>>2358558
If I eat the green shit it means more meat for you.
e74762 No.2358561
>>2358521
I am a bit old fashioned tbh
>>2358547
Well I blame the siblings who only bothered with ready meals
especially one of my brothers
a2d392 No.2358562
>>2358558
oh i love a nigga with scurvy
>>2358559
what are the health benefits?
a09ddb No.2358564
>>2358552
Yeah, I know right? Babby candle, would be so useful for night time reading.
>>2358553
Yeah, just picked the ones that made a impression on me, most of them from Gold/Silver gen.
df2beb No.2358565
>>2358561
Someone really likes Eevee
a2b616 No.2358566
>>2358560
Not if my meat starves beforehand!
>>2358562
Nigga what do you take me for? I got my vitaminses.
a2d392 No.2358567
>>2358550
cooking your own food? i think id starve simply by forgetting to cook.
Luckily my adhd meds take care of hunger. got off of antipsychotics recently which caused a metric fuckton of weight gain and i'm trying to lose it.
e74762 No.2358568
>>2358565
I do not deny this
df2beb No.2358569
>>2358564
Until he sneezes and burns my house down.
7885b9 No.2358570
>>2358557
ghosts r kewl
haunter was the first!
>>2358561
brock type pokemon :)
>>2358564
the last pokemon game i played a lot was crystal
dfe1ae No.2358572
Anyway I have to go to the doctor. Later.
a2d392 No.2358573
>>2358566
Vitamins arent fuckin real, are they? like on god?
enjoy the doctor zach
df2beb No.2358574
>>2358568
Do not fuck the cat dogs
>>2358570
Sometimes I make ghost type only teams
if the game has enough ghosts in it
a2d392 No.2358575
wait, his names zeke right?
oh i just remembered it's fucking kyle.
i thought it started with a Z.
df2beb No.2358577
This will play when you finally face me after beating the elite 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW8BjI7pLrI
e74762 No.2358578
>>2358574
They are mine, I do what I please with them
7885b9 No.2358579
>>2358574
i pick the dark edgy ones
i avoid the round type ghosts like gnegar and driflloof
i pick the sharp angled ones like haunter and darkrai and and and uhmm... spirit tomb
a2b616 No.2358580
>>2358571
>>2358572
Take care, bud.
>>2358573
I think they are real. They certainly help with things like charlie horses and shit.
df2beb No.2358582
>>2358578
I don't think you're allowed to do that
officer Jenny will be mad
>>2358579
But spirit tomb is just a circle with a face on it
>>2358581
The dark and ghost types are acceptable
1f1f4c No.2358583
I went by a range of factors including smugness, how fun they are to use in game, being Pangoro, cuteness, r34, design/look, and being the least terrible of a given type (dragon, electric)
1f1f4c No.2358584
a09ddb No.2358585
>>2358570
Yeah, my mum bought me Crystal and the fucking cleaner stole it, I wanted that for my birthday.
>>2358569
I wonder what the insurance policy would involve in a world of pokemon?
e74762 No.2358587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThYCp7bjDa0
I'm so gonna binge a whole month of my free time on this
>>2358582
So long as she don't see I'm good
df2beb No.2358588
>>2358585
Idk
They probably just expect you to have a water type around
7885b9 No.2358589
>>2358581
oooh~
very yandere spikey and kewl
>>2358582
it's edges are spikey and it 188 poke souls
>>2358585
i lost all my original poke cards ;~;
>>2358586
?
df2beb No.2358591
>>2358587
Shes gonna find out
You can just tell
>>2358589
At least Gengar has arms and legs
he can do this neat trick called walking
and another one called picking things up
lmao
Spirit tomb is just a stumpy
stumpy ball face
can't even walk
lul
7885b9 No.2358592
>>2358590
creepy album cover, i like electronic type music
>>2358591
haunter can fly
a09ddb No.2358593
>>2358589
That sucks. You seen the new pokemon game? I'm tempted to get a Switch for it, but they're damn expensive.
54ecf2 No.2358594
>>2358592
it's my favourite song, ever
7885b9 No.2358595
>>2358593
me too
but it'll take me a few months to save for one
at least the game isn't out till end of this year
>>2358594
why?
df2beb No.2358596
>>2358592
So can Gengar
he does everything but better
Except for float when he unlocks his Jagan eye and uses dragon of the darkness flame
a09ddb No.2358599
>>2358595
Yeah, wanna add each other? Crystal Chronicles might be fun to play too.
7885b9 No.2358600
>>2358596
gengar walks thats why hes got feet
>>2358597
:(
7885b9 No.2358601
df2beb No.2358602
>>2358600
He can fly though
he has options
a09ddb No.2358604
>>2358601
Yeah, there has to be deals going on in a year's time. The deals in GAME are shit. £299 and a shitty game (Lego game) for a Switch.
I'll save up too. I've been spending more money than usual, probably because holidays and rum ain't exactly cheap.
aa7ba0 No.2358605
I diagnose you all with gay
7885b9 No.2358606
>>2358602
but he has feet
>>2358603
*pat pat*
>>2358604
over here it's $399
a2d392 No.2358607
>>2358605
Only a gay can diagnose a gay
1d9e76 No.2358608
>moshy and Uno are alive
Gods, please no.
df2beb No.2358609
>>2358606
So do birds
doesn't stop them
He has Levitate
a09ddb No.2358610
>>2358606
Shieeet, that's like a month's rent.
But I know if I get it, I can rope my family into playing some multiplayer games. Crawl has got me interested because I don't know how to link a controller to a computer and don't have much friends to play locally.
aa7ba0 No.2358612
>>2358607
I have never denied being a gay
7885b9 No.2358613
>>2358609
i don't like him as much
>>2358610
for me its like 3 months
1d9e76 No.2358614
There can only be ONE gay Brit.
GAYLANDER.
df2beb No.2358615
>>2358613
Looks at those cool teeth though
a09ddb No.2358616
>>2358613
I think the last time I paid for a flat was like £350.
Btw, you got steam? Sometimes I get so hungover I have to buy cheap gifts for people to feel like a good person again.
aa7ba0 No.2358617
>>2358614
You can be it if you want, I don't mind
a09ddb No.2358619
Not drunk enough to challenge Scoots for the title of Gaylander. The inspiration should come in a few hours though.
aa7ba0 No.2358620
I fucking cut myself trying to open a can and I don't even fucking know how
a09ddb No.2358621
>>2358620
Mix the blood with your grog, don't waste your life essence.
On another note, want a real man to open your cans for you, babby boi?
da637a No.2358622
>>2358618
Electronic only when absolutely necessary. Instruments should be played. Guitar preferably.
Even if you suck, you can get better.
aa7ba0 No.2358623
>>2358621
I sucked the cut until I got a plaster on it if that counts
I'm totally down with someone else opening them for me because apparently I'm completely incompetent
a2b616 No.2358624
Probably cause your a gayboy, Uno.
aa7ba0 No.2358625
This is blatant discrimin-gay-tion
a2b616 No.2358626
If you can give it, you can take it. Stiff upper lip.
aa7ba0 No.2358627
It's too stiff and I don't know what to do with it
aa7ba0 No.2358628
oh fuck no don't take that out of context
a2b616 No.2358629
Call a friend to help you with it. If it lasts for more than 4 hours, go to a doctor.
1d9e76 No.2358630
>>2358617
>>2358619
iT IS TIME... tO DO THIS.
7885b9 No.2358633
df2beb No.2358634
>>2358631
Thats kinda cool
Gengar is a dead Clefable
7885b9 No.2358635
>>2358634
mega gengar vs clefable
df2beb No.2358636
>>2358635
Focus sash and destiny bond
a09ddb No.2358637
>>2358631
Added, may we have fun in the near future.
>>2358623
And I like to be useful. I too am a total fool. We retards gotta stick together.
>>2358630
But I'm not even tipsy yet, lemme drink faster.
aa7ba0 No.2358638
>>2358637
I'm down for some sort of retard alliance
1d9e76 No.2358639
>>2358637
I got my three shots of hibiki, I got my san miguel chaser
>mfw that sweet sweet suntory taste
a09ddb No.2358641
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2358638
Yeah, probably the smartest move I ever made.
Because think about it, all those nutters in Mad Max look after one another, manpower should overcompensate our stupidity. All we need is a big strong retard leader.
This video is so fitting I had to post it again.
>>2358639
Hibiki sounds fancy, san miguel is pretty fancy too. I'm drinking Bacardi and Coke.
df2beb No.2358642
>>2358640
IF gengar dies
they both die
1d9e76 No.2358643
>>2358641
I got coke for rum if I need to do it to 'em, but I am not sure I am up for that level RIFK drinking.
aa7ba0 No.2358644
>>2358641
I'm sure we won't have to look around too hard to find some kind of giga retard leader...
7885b9 No.2358645
>>2358642
mhm lore
gengar is her shadow
df2beb No.2358646
>>2358645
Its a move he has
54ecf2 No.2358647
>>2358622
Electronic guitar is basically electronic music
fuck outta here
>>2358633
every time you don't listen to opeth a puppy dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGWEIFxm-s
a09ddb No.2358649
>>2358643
Don't worry, I'll do the RIFK drinking around here. Just need to speed it up, I've been on the same mug for an hour now.
>>2358644
If push comes to shove, I'll happily be the captain of the S.S. DUMBCUNT.
How was your day, btw? Plus I don't think I've seen you around.
da637a No.2358650
>>2358647
pfffffffffft
You can spoof anything electronically. It's basically like learning keyboard and then doing that is knowing how to play anything from a mandolin to a flute to anything.
aa7ba0 No.2358651
>>2358649
Yeah, I've not been around... got a lot of crazy stuff going on IRL. Day was... well, not good. Par for the course though. Hope life's treating you better
1d9e76 No.2358652
a09ddb No.2358653
>>2358651
It is. It really is. I got a bit of money, I'm in a safe place with social workers visiting me 2 hours a day, I get my meds to stop me feeling either shit or crazy, and I got my things to do. Was in a school placement and was helping kids with English and Math.
a09ddb No.2358654
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2358652
On my way now, it's hard to top a psychosis. It's hard to top my postings, I was on MDMA at one point, how am I gonna beat that?
7885b9 No.2358655
>>2358646
spooky
>>2358647
i dont like gore
861dab No.2358657
54ecf2 No.2358658
>>2358650
acoustic reigns supreme
all we can do is pretend, really
>>2358655
🅱uckethead
https://picosong.com/wST89/
1d9e76 No.2358659
>>2358654
u can do it
u r strong
a09ddb No.2358660
>>2358656
Does this mean that even landwhales get more action than I do? Fucking great.
aa7ba0 No.2358661
>>2358653
Damn, nice nice. Sounds like things are definitely looking up. You just reminded me that my doctor's back off annual leave now so I can try and see him about my meds which is long overdue.
Kinda feels like I'm just waiting for <thing> to happen so things can settle down and I can try and sort my own shit out (if that's even possible)
shit I hope I'm not making things about me ahhh
aa7ba0 No.2358663
oh good meme lines work on 8chin
a09ddb No.2358665
>An alternative to penetration is for the man to run his penis along the fat folds of the woman's body
54ecf2 No.2358666
>>2358662
on his head, yea
>>2358665
tags: intercrural
da637a No.2358667
>>2358660
some do. If you can watch this, it will be an experience of a life time
>>2358664
off a tranny dick
a09ddb No.2358670
>>2358666
But we're talking about fat folds, getting your dick in the creases of a fatty woman.
>>2358667
I'll watch it and I'll finish my drink by that time.
6688f3 No.2358671
>>2358549
Its hurts losing someone I love
>>2358567
i can't read all that
54ecf2 No.2358672
>>2358668
not cute luka chan
>>2358670
rub along*
a09ddb No.2358673
>>2358672
It's still icky though.
But fuck, I can't argue against that.
Different strokes for different folks, no exceptions.
7885b9 No.2358675
>>2358672
;~;
imma gonna go now
brand new building opening store
cya later thread
1d9e76 No.2358676
>>2358674
I dont like your girlfriend
1d9e76 No.2358677
26f449 No.2358680
>>2358676
oh you know it~
>>2358678
*huggies*
26f449 No.2358682
>>2358681
whatchu talkin about silly
6688f3 No.2358684
>>2358682
My friend Yan stopped being my friend and now i'm sad
-hugs more-
26f449 No.2358685
>>2358683
sleepy but happy~ hows you?
>>2358684
I'm so sorry!! :((
why? do you wanna talk about it?
1d9e76 No.2358686
>>2358685
Long day workin'
Now at home drinkign whiskey and beers,
Watching the girl Gaga in a star is born.
Shit is tight.
SLeepy? You just awake or in need of the nap?
6688f3 No.2358687
>>2358685
Yan and I used to be more than best friends, but now I don't recognize him anymore. He met some skank here and gives her all of his attention... Doesn't even talk to me anymore. She badmouths me behind my back and he believes her, etc etc
a09ddb No.2358688
I'm thinking of making a recording of my mum playing Game Dev Tycoon. Think it's a good idea?
861dab No.2358689
1d9e76 No.2358690
1d9e76 No.2358691
Blood-chans are made to be used.
a09ddb No.2358692
>>2358689
Yeah, she's coming over Sunday to eat pizza and play videogames. She really likes Sims 3. I'm thinking I could try and get her into simulation games.
da637a No.2358693
54ecf2 No.2358694
>>2358673
technically it's the same principle behind paizuri
>>2358675
adiosa
a2b616 No.2358695
>>2358671
Not enough to sort yourself out, apparently.
861dab No.2358696
>>2358692
Make her play Euro Truck/American Truck Simulator
6688f3 No.2358697
>>2358691
i know right...
>>2358695
what do you mean
1d9e76 No.2358698
>>2358697
It is just science. Infinite TsuKuyomi
a2b616 No.2358699
>>2358697
It seems to me that most people have stopped liking you for some aspect of yourself they found repulsive. Instead of looking into that and being open to change, you just blame them for now accepting you as you.
Sometimes, we are the one in the wrong.
6688f3 No.2358700
>>2358698
genjutsu doesn't work on me
i'm already insane
6688f3 No.2358701
>>2358699
You write a lot
i can't change, i don't know how, even though i am opened to the idea
1d9e76 No.2358702
>>2358700
kekkai genkai too stronk
a2b616 No.2358703
>>2358701
Sometimes I have to.
You can change. We all can change. It takes a force of will to. You have that will.
a09ddb No.2358704
>>2358694
>>2358694
I know, but it is just... ewww.
But I get it. Fucking someone's hip folds must feel like paizuri. I do like chubby girls, just not too chubby.
>>2358696
You know, I think she'd love those games more than I do. I'll ask her if she would like to do a stream of this game, might be too complicated for her though,I do the clicking for her in Sims 3 and I'm like, telling her what to do. I don't know how the fuck to play Euro Truck. I think she might like Darkest Dungeon.
1d9e76 No.2358705
>blood-chan
>changing
Bruh, they are the one constant since thread inception. Theyve not changed in years.
6688f3 No.2358706
>>2358702
put on a shirt before Shinji sees you >:(
>>2358703
You don't have to, you choose to
You choose to annoy
We were friends until you found out my hobbies...
if changing means i have to give up my fun then...i can't do it
6688f3 No.2358707
>>2358705
at least my body changed
1d9e76 No.2358708
>>2358707
DAT GROWTH SPURT
>>2358706
masaka!
a2b616 No.2358709
I know. Because they don't want to.
>>2358706
You're right. I do choose to. Because you can be better than what you are. And the fact that you don't wish to be is why we aren't friends.
And the fact that you consider that to be 'your fun' is part of the issue.
a09ddb No.2358710
Scoots, I am now stronk.
I'm coming up with bad ideas.
Maybe you're the Sean Connery to my Gaylander, let's fucking do this.
861dab No.2358711
>>2358704
>I don't know how the fuck to play Euro Truck
You drive and make deliveries
1d9e76 No.2358712
>>2358710
I forget the cahracter Sean plays, is that of a sage advisoor? or do I get murdered to fuck?
6688f3 No.2358713
>>2358708
I love being who I am on the inside, I'm different and fun :p
>>2358709
You just want me to be a Rei-clone like the rest of you...
1d9e76 No.2358715
>>2358713
Truly an individual
861dab No.2358716
5c48ad No.2358717
>>2358714
How's the chicken and rice.
a2b616 No.2358718
>>2358713
I just want you to be a decent person.
a09ddb No.2358719
>>2358711
Yeah, but controls and realism. I don't even know what games my mum plays, I think the only game she played was pokemon back in 1999.
She loves Sims 3 though, and I've been teaching her how to play this boardgame called Gremlins Inc.
>>2358712
Sage advisor, he does get murdered to fuck though by that meat head, you know the one.
1d9e76 No.2358720
>>2358719
I fucking knew it, bit I will accept my fate with a plum. aplomb. ABLOOM.
6688f3 No.2358721
>>2358714
hello nezi
cute nom c:
>>2358715
are you my friend still?
>>2358718
...decent? what does that mean?
5c48ad No.2358722
>>2358716
tilde tilde tilde
>>2358717
taking it slow so just rice first
fine for now i think...
>>2358721
what's up my dude
how's life
1d9e76 No.2358723
>>2358721
Of course, ride or die nigger
5c48ad No.2358724
>>2358722
Tell the people doing the catscan to shove it yet?
a09ddb No.2358725
>>2358720
Nah, I don't think you'd get owned though. I'll do anyone who would do you wrong a nemesis.
And trust me, you don't want me as an enemy. I forgive those who trespassed against me, imagine me getting into a feud with someone; it would take a lot of hate to get me angry.
Actually, I got a cool story of me flexing my evil, want me to spit it?
a2b616 No.2358726
>>2358721
The very minim is simple. Don't do shit to other creatures you wouldn't want done to you.
861dab No.2358727
>>2358726
It's a lost cause tbqh
6688f3 No.2358729
>>2358722
um.. my life is p sad right now.. but i will get over it after a nap :p
how have you been since the nitro stuff? :o
>>2358723
y a y
-hug-
i'm glad i can be myself around you and you don't hate me for it
>>2358726
why can't you be more like Scoots? she has known me for many years before I came to 4chan. Other creatures don't really care/know what's happening to them you dumb
5c48ad No.2358730
>>2358724
nah I'll call the ultrasound people tomorrow, they're closed already
>>2358729
why sad tho
nitro stuff?
1d9e76 No.2358731
>>2358729
Better off without toxicity tbh booboo
a2b616 No.2358732
>>2358727
I know.
>>2358729
You're just being willingly ignorant if you think other creatures don't know what's happening to them.
6688f3 No.2358734
>>2358730
i'm sad cuz Yan doesn't want to be my friend anymore...
.. yeah that nitro stuff they injected into your arm >.<
>>2358731
i like being toxic tho
it keeps away the norms :)
>>2358732
nooo
i'm serious
do you think they are aware?
a09ddb No.2358735
>>2358728
There was this bitch who had my ipod because I was drunk and I forgot it.
She was like 'buy me a pack of cigs and I'll give you back your ipod' and I was like 'I'm a fucking saint, I gave everyone you knew drinks. I'm fucking santa claus, you wanna keep your friends. Give me back my ipod you stupid bitch.' Something like that. Could you imagine me with enemies? Doesn't fly, you do SCANNER wrong, you're basically saying 'Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm off grid, fucking do me in'
1d9e76 No.2358736
>>2358734
Then drown them all in sewage.
>>2358735
Shit, you buried them under the patio... didnt you?
a2b616 No.2358737
>>2358734
Aware that they are being harmed? Yes, most certainly. That is a product of a central nervous system.
Do you truly think that another human would not understand you were killing them?
5c48ad No.2358738
>>2358733
c-calm down :(
reading the stuff on the other site and what Toybox said it seems like nothing has changed for steam lul
>>2358734
well Yan's not a very nice person so you're wasting your time anyway, no loss there
and at the end of everything they don't even understand why I removed/blocked and keep saying it was because of something else
that was the Propofol (anesthetic) for my endoscopy, it was very intense but short-lived pain
a09ddb No.2358739
>>2358736
They buried themselves, fucking subhumans.
I wanna teach that word to my school kids but is probably a bad idea.
Kid comes up to me, says I need to play Fortnight and I'm like 'But dota2 is what we adults play, I'm done with shooters.'
But yeah, I am not the knife, I am not the hand that wills it. But I am the force that brought about the retribution.
1d9e76 No.2358740
FYI blood chan has always been the kind of thot that smokes all your weed and doesnt suck your dick.
1d9e76 No.2358741
>>2358739
Fortnite is dying, from what I hear. I only ever played like... 3 games of that. That shit is so aggro. No need. And it is lame.
5c48ad No.2358742
>>2358738
Autism at it's worst.
f315b6 No.2358743
Weaponized autism
Never underestimate it
6688f3 No.2358744
>>2358736
I don't want to associate with normies that only want to either change me, or put me away in a facility that takes away my freedom...
Oh i have to go, bye <3
>>2358737
knowing they are away makes me happy..
I think they would understand.. but humans are really dumb so I wouldn't be surprised lol
i have to go now..
>>2358738
yan is like me...
that's why i love him v.v
hn.. i'm very sorry you had to go through that, but knowing you were in so much pain sounds really hot >_<
but yeah, please don't do that again...
i have to go, bye -hug-
>>2358740
i don't smoke weed!
and I love to suck!
you got me all wrong!
5c48ad No.2358745
how can they be a thot if they won't suck your dick?
a09ddb No.2358746
>>2358741
Fortnite is dying? Is still a strong following for my cunts in primary school.
My hands feel numb, I think I'm at your level now.
It is the Halo 3 of the new generation, methinks.
5c48ad No.2358748
>>2358744
you should have seen me during the ultrasound then, i was either at an 8 or a 9 on the pain scale
adios
1d9e76 No.2358749
HOW CAN DEY BE A THOT
Said fucking cripple-chan.
>>2358746
Primary school is dumb as fuck though, you arent even people at that age.
5c48ad No.2358750
oh that reminds me, this was funny
a2b616 No.2358751
>>2358744
You have severe mental issues I hope you get sorted out.
26f449 No.2358753
>>2358686
i need a nap, BUT I am gonna make food and relax with my friend Caroline.
>>2358687
yikes.. I'm sorry </3
>>2358693
i wish i had one
1d9e76 No.2358754
1d9e76 No.2358756
It is moments, like these, that I miss smoking. But. Alas.
HEJ MONIKA HEJ HEJ MONIKA, HEJ MONIKA HEJ PA DEG MONIKA.
>>2358753
Yo, what eats?
Caroline? are these fellow Soy Sisters?
a09ddb No.2358757
>>2358749
Which is the reason why I am a valued staff member. I am like that guy who helps you cross the river Stix.
We was talking about alcohol and I so wanted to give my two cents.
Talking about booze at the age of 10, fuck me.,
1d9e76 No.2358758
>>2358757
Well, they'll be hardcore drinkers in 3-4 years, they need to know what the good shit is!
26f449 No.2358759
>>2358756
not sure what i'm eating yet
she is a soy sister yess
1d9e76 No.2358760
>>2358759
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
Its the weekend Cooki, you girls better be raising hell.
Git that Ramen, soy for days.
a09ddb No.2358761
>>2358758
They need to know what they're getting into, of course.
Catholics demonize alcohol,
and I have tried most drugs and still haven't fucked my life up.
I go against the grain, by existing.
I smoked heroin and was like 'I'd rather get drunk or high on weed'.
They are too young for SCANNER knowledge, which makes me sad.
SCANNER knowledge is top tier, would you think?
5c48ad No.2358762
>>2358752
I'm swapping out a part for my clutch so it should be a lot easier to use, so you could try to drive it after that :3
a09ddb No.2358763
Little niggas don't know how to mutiply 2 digits by 1 digits.
23 x 3.
I can do that in my head.
69.
1d9e76 No.2358764
>>2358761
I think it would be life skills, they need to know the cost of that lifestyle.
5c48ad No.2358765
>>2358762
I was just going to win the lottery then get a corvette, but that works too.
5c48ad No.2358766
>>2358765
well if I die you can use my money to buy one :^)
a09ddb No.2358767
>>2358764
True, you need to be shit hot to fund a hot shit lifestyle.
I wish I could tell the kids about Hunter S. Thompson, but that would be a bad example. They're innocent. I will protect this innocence, as a man who lost innocence himself. Cherish it.
1d9e76 No.2358768
>>2358767
Innocence is overrated. It is time for me to drop leaflet bombs.
THE REAL IRA IS HERE
5c48ad No.2358769
>>2358766
You can't die, you need to keep paying rent.
Also I need medicinal pizza.
f315b6 No.2358770
>>2358769
When is pizza NOT medicinal?
5c48ad No.2358771
>>2358770
When it's Dominoes.
a09ddb No.2358772
>>2358768
Nah, you look into a kids eyes and converse with them; and they... I can't even describe it. They don't know the taste of evil. They never had the dark urge of need; they do not know the void.
861dab No.2358773
5c48ad No.2358774
>man buys a wrecked Domino's custom delivery car and films himself rebuilding it
>domino's gets buttmad and threatens legal action over trademark use in videos
>wat.jpg
>>2358769
my savings will cover rent for a very long time tho dun wurry
5c48ad No.2358775
>>2358774
Well good, don't die then.
f315b6 No.2358776
>>2358771
Can't argue with that
1d9e76 No.2358777
>>2358772
Theyve not gone full brain yet
they still brainlets
1d9e76 No.2358779
Man, I want dominos and wings now
5c48ad No.2358780
>>2358776
Evidently it's actually edible over in the UK. Which either says something about the general quality of the food there or the difference in ingredients.
>>2358778
No.
a09ddb No.2358781
>>2358777
I found that out in maths.
Maybe I shouldn't be a teacher, imagine having me as a building block of intelligence.
1d9e76 No.2358783
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, And cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty... just like me
>>2358781
This is for you, Scanner.
Teaching is the hard,
I wonder if I will go back to it.
who knows
my scanner offering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wk7C64kaP4
1f1f4c No.2358784
f315b6 No.2358785
>>2358780
Same thing with McDondals, it's apparently better quality everywhere that is NOT the US
da637a No.2358803
>>2358753
well, prove that you don't.