a5018e No.2350172
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
You are all LITERALLY disgusting Edition
a5018e No.2350183
the spicey good ness that is the scorpion chilli crisps
018e5f No.2350184
DIS MAGA COUNTRY
#Justice4Jussie
dbf852 No.2350185
>>2350183
why are you putting Ness on your chips
don't do that
018e5f No.2350186
lol my mom wanted me to make 12 shots of espresso
she'll fucking die if she drank all that
i don't know why people are so dumb
a5018e No.2350187
a5018e No.2350188
>>2350186
i drank 13 before
a5018e No.2350190
>>2350189
Kushina is #1 uzumaki, debate me.
018e5f No.2350191
>>2350190
There were way stronger Uzimaki like Naruto
a5018e No.2350192
>>2350191
STRONG HABANERO MOM
018e5f No.2350193
>>2350192
Paleaseee nigga
She's not strong, she died when Naruto was born
d9ff5b No.2350196
>>2350195
Nothing. That other girl just reminded me of you.
a5018e No.2350197
018e5f No.2350198
>>2350196
she must be really out of her mind then
>>2350197
I'm glad she died, I really don't like her
d9ff5b No.2350200
>>2350198
Mm sort of? She likes to play Russian Roulette a lot for sexual thrills.
018e5f No.2350201
>>2350200
that sounds like a lot of fun
wanna play it with me?
a5018e No.2350202
>>2350198
Cant you like drink 11 espresso and become kill yuoursdelf,.
018e5f No.2350204
>>2350202
I can barely drink one lol
018e5f No.2350205
>>2350203
Wait... Why isn't she holding the gun to her own head...
d9ff5b No.2350206
>>2350205
I guess you should watch it and find out.
018e5f No.2350207
>>2350206
I don't have the motivation to watch...
Also it might trigger my gambling addiction
Look at my new decks
d9ff5b No.2350208
>>2350207
If you suffer from gambling addiction you should seek help at your country's hotline.
018e5f No.2350209
>>2350208
i'm just s-staying away...
It doesn't feel like suffering, it feels like the ultimate euphoric bliss. It helps me forget my boredom
I love these cards too
d9ff5b No.2350210
>>2350209
Every time you type a stutter, Erio takes someone's e-virginity by peeing in their butt.
018e5f No.2350212
>>2350210
I don't Erio to steal any more innocent lives....
Do you play card games? we can bet money.................................
>>2350211
ahahaha
i'm in the middle :)
what do you mean thread bicycle
018e5f No.2350213
I can't even type... damn it yan...
018e5f No.2350214
"Bee" playing cards are the best for poker, they have a diamond back design and sunlight cannot pass through them
fafc0a No.2350215
>>2350212
nothing. They are bicycle cards.
6073cb No.2350216
People who craft things for free in MMOs if you give them the materials are a god send.
a5018e No.2350217
d9ff5b No.2350218
>>2350212
Card games bore me unless it's for high stakes.
I don't have any money to gamble.
fe5b60 No.2350221
>>2350211
Fucking Yan in the ass
Just like it should be
d9ff5b No.2350222
If you want to lead credence to being fucked in the ass by Bloodchan.
fe5b60 No.2350226
*nuts inside Yan*
*punches Yan in the face when he looks back at me*
66589e No.2350228
018e5f No.2350229
>>2350215
Bicycle cards suck...
>>2350217
What do you mean?
>>2350218
We can make it interesting... : )
d9ff5b No.2350230
>>2350229
I sincerely doubt you have the imagination, talent, or will to do so.
a5018e No.2350231
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?
a5018e No.2350234
>>2350232
do not mess with the best tik tok
4c5b03 No.2350236
018e5f No.2350238
>>2350230
of course not, I'm pretty easy to beat : )
>>2350231
head movement
Post your Edelmen jersey
d9ff5b No.2350239
>>2350238
Lets hear your proposal then.
699d5d No.2350241
fafc0a No.2350242
>>2350241
→ >>2350211
Are you partaking in some gay activities with him?
4c5b03 No.2350243
018e5f No.2350244
>>2350239
iunno... you can choose what I do if I lose :)
>>2350240
awh man
I hope you can get it signed
He's amazing
4c5b03 No.2350246
>>2350245
Hi hu, what's up?
699d5d No.2350247
>>2350246
Same as always.
Just OSRS, cause no life.
How you?
4c5b03 No.2350248
>>2350247
What a huge gay
Not much, fapped for like a week straight because my PC was dead, now I'm just watching shitty euro speedrunners and playing bideojames on and off
fafc0a No.2350250
>>2350245
because you he wants you to, maybe?
fafc0a No.2350251
699d5d No.2350253
>>2350248
So the same as usual I see~
>>2350250
>>2350251
He'd want anybody I guess
aed2ef No.2350254
sup sluts
Taking advantage of how easy it is to get my gender marker on my drivers license changed before republicans shoot up the capitol building
4c5b03 No.2350255
>>2350253
Hey, I don't usually fap *that* much. Only when I'm stuck on my laptop playing games that let me rape momiji
>>2350254
Just shoot them up first lmoa
15ddc2 No.2350256
Alternatively you could *not* be a vile tranny.
I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine.
4c5b03 No.2350258
The fuck is the autist doing here?
4c5b03 No.2350260
15ddc2 No.2350261
>>2350258
Perfecting my aut.
...have we met before actually?
6b088d No.2350263
>>2350257
*´¯`*.¸¸.*´¯`* 🎀 𝒽 𝒶 𝓌 𝓉 🎀 *`¯´*.¸¸.*`¯´*
15ddc2 No.2350264
>>2350262
sorry, my memory's not great. Were you on 8ch?
fafc0a No.2350265
>>2350263
no no no. You aren't supposed to like females and especially that girl on girl shit.
You should be fapping to this:
>>2350237
069be5 No.2350266
>>2350082
no, I am good christian boy now.
699d5d No.2350270
>>2350255
no rape slut woof
66589e No.2350272
>>2350268
you wanna tussle
a5018e No.2350273
4c5b03 No.2350274
>>2350270
It's okay I already broke her, it's not rape anymore.
699d5d No.2350275
>>2350274
Broke her like you broke your computer
6b088d No.2350276
>>2350265
Girls are soft and cute and sexy. Boys are ok.
a5018e No.2350278
>>2350276
looks likewe got a faggot
gg no re
15ddc2 No.2350279
>>2350277
I only like fully matured adult mares now
4c5b03 No.2350280
>>2350275
It wasn't my computer, it was the powerboard leading into it. I thought it was the powerpoint itself fucked, but apparently the two backup ones we had were just also broken, and it took me a couple of days to figure this out.
fe5b60 No.2350281
>>2350279
Oh okay
Thats fucking stupid
6b088d No.2350282
>>2350278
Scooty
I have the day off.
Gonna go take a delicious nap! ♥
15ddc2 No.2350283
>>2350281
Figured I'd run into the one person who wasn't irritated by the fillies.
4c5b03 No.2350284
Imagine merc being fucking stupid. What a crazy idea.
a5018e No.2350286
>>2350282
Sounds like super lazy time.
a5018e No.2350288
FOOTBALL ISNT THE DEVILL MOMMA
069be5 No.2350289
>>2350287
so are those lips
4c5b03 No.2350290
Why are there so many images of russian girls licking soft drink cans
fe5b60 No.2350291
>>2350283
I've seen worse.
a5018e No.2350292
Slav Thots and Slav Squats
71d692 No.2350293
Foolsball? You playin' the foolsball behind my back?!
>>2350289
They do sort of blend into her face, huh?
a5018e No.2350294
069be5 No.2350295
>>2350293
her tongue looks nice and warm. i'll have to get back to you on the lips right after this short message.
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069be5 No.2350298
>>2350297
I wouldn't say i'm a pervert. I'm just a sex addict.
fafc0a No.2350299
>>2350276
no one in this thread is allowed to have that opinion on girls, except me. You must like men and many of them at once.
069be5 No.2350301
>>2350300
fine, ya caught me... but give me what I want. I love emo/scene girls
71d692 No.2350303
>>2350301
I don't have too many of those.
069be5 No.2350304
>>2350303
that looks like a good friend of mine, fuck lol.. i'll show you a few of my friends then.
fe5b60 No.2350307
>>2350306
She'd be hot if she had a dick.
069be5 No.2350308
>>2350307
oh, I know PLENTY of those already haha.
069be5 No.2350314
>>2350313
howso? The penis thing?
069be5 No.2350316
>>2350315
I mean i'm not 100% straight, but I do prefer vagina.
ca7e57 No.2350317
>>2350304
I bet "she" has a dick
069be5 No.2350324
This did get gay quick... Sigh
dbf852 No.2350328
I played a random game of chess on lichess with an anon from 4chan.
It was a nice trip.
069be5 No.2350329
>>2350326
i m a g i n e DAT SMELL
fafc0a No.2350330
>>2350327
i wonder how to get on to the top row and if there's space or if you'd have to just kidnap them.
dbf852 No.2350331
fe5b60 No.2350332
>>2350330
ladders probably
dbf852 No.2350334
>>2350333
its my lichess account with my info on it
4460d0 No.2350335
>>2350333
I clicked it and it's downloading a ton of dog porn to my computer
dbf852 No.2350337
i mean you guys already want to fuck children
dbf852 No.2350339
069be5 No.2350340
>>2350337
no I don't lol...
dbf852 No.2350341
>>2350340
you probably thought they were serious about the dog porn too
4460d0 No.2350342
Too MUCH fucking dog porn how do I make it stop
069be5 No.2350343
>>2350341
IT'S ALL A MEME
You probably was serious that I thought it was a virus too.
fe5b60 No.2350344
Just woke up and Taylor Swift is pissing in my mouth.
dbf852 No.2350346
4460d0 No.2350347
Why is BD getting trolled so hard
dbf852 No.2350349
>>2350347
you aren't actually able to post, your computer crashed from dog porn
069be5 No.2350351
That's a bad dog...
>>2350350
Darwin?
dbf852 No.2350352
>>2350351
Darwin isn't as into feet as he is little boys.
4460d0 No.2350353
Ui why are u posting 3DPD girls
Normally you'd have posted enough loli porn by now to get any Canadian viewing the thread sent to prison for life
069be5 No.2350354
>>2350353
iunno. Just girls I know or slept with. Half of the time I post loli porn it is to troll scoots.
dbf852 No.2350355
014096 No.2350356
>it's just to trigger people I swear
069be5 No.2350357
I said half of the time...
4460d0 No.2350358
>>2350354
Scoots just pretends to be a moralfag as a form of shitposting
He probably enjoys the loli porn u give him
4c5b03 No.2350361
does the foot have a penis????
069be5 No.2350362
>>2350360
the second toe is longer than the big toe so male..
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4460d0 No.2350365
Just found out I'm a female
Thanks Ui
069be5 No.2350366
>>2350365
cute..
wanna sit on santa's lap and ask for presents?
8ea528 No.2350367
What are some good Skyrim mod suggestions?
fe5b60 No.2350369
Just found out i'm a guy
Thanks Ui
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069be5 No.2350371
>>2350369
no problem. Anytime..
fe5b60 No.2350372
No one should be allowed to gender themselves here.
You need a gender referral first
069be5 No.2350373
alright enough 3d. i'm switching it up to a new folder i made yesterday.
069be5 No.2350374
>>2350372
Send them to me, i'm an expert after all
069be5 No.2350376
>>2350375
This isn't baskin robins. If you want me to specify your gender it will be A. Male B. Female
069be5 No.2350378
>>2350377
fine fine you don't have to be cis..
fe5b60 No.2350379
>>2350378
okay what am I ?
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069be5 No.2350387
>>2350386
You trying to make me feel lonely? ain't gonan work I try my hardest to get away from people i get swamped with too much attention irl.
4460d0 No.2350388
If Ui ever disappears for too long we'll know he drowned 2 death in bitches
069be5 No.2350389
>>2350388
Ever since I stepped into the music industry I constantly get people sucking up to me trying to befriend me. It really goes against my anti-social tendencies...
445e83 No.2350390
>>2350387
Here's the (You) you're reaching for
7f357a No.2350392
Played DnD, got swallowed by a landwhale, had to take out it's blood cells that looked like bats n shit.
7f357a No.2350393
>>2350391
Jesus christ, that's some heinous shit right there.
069be5 No.2350395
what kind of booze should I get?
445e83 No.2350396
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069be5 No.2350399
>>2350397
belvedere then? I dont want cheap nasty shit
1c64a4 No.2350400
>>2350398
degenerate pride worldwide!
>>2350399
the cheapest you can get, it's medicine not fruit punch.
069be5 No.2350401
Belvedere is top tier vodka. Better than anything u will suggest imho
069be5 No.2350402
>>2350400
belvedere tastes like water.
445e83 No.2350403
>>2350400
Canadian degeneracy is the only one that matters
7f357a No.2350404
>>2350395
There was some honey liqour I tried which seemed to blow my socks off.
old krupnik honey liqueur it is called. Apparently it's polish.
1c64a4 No.2350405
>>2350402
i mean its your funds, you can just double or triple the amount of medicine for that price if you get cheaper stuff.
>>2350403
its kind of purer compared to that weird american shit
445e83 No.2350406
>>2350405
Never tried American degeneracy
1c64a4 No.2350407
>>2350406
good, it's bad stuff
4460d0 No.2350408
Is Kyoko one of Ui's pedo friends
445e83 No.2350409
Kyoko is another one of my personas, just like everyone else here
1c64a4 No.2350410
>>2350408
we go back, and pedo is such a harsh word.
5849bb No.2350411
>>2350405
I don't care about money.
5849bb No.2350412
>>2350410
I've also never once said I wanted to fuck children. It's fake news.
5849bb No.2350413
Belvedere it is... 5 dollars off!
445e83 No.2350414
26.95 is how much a bottle of vodka costs regular price here
5849bb No.2350415
>>2350414
Belvedere is top shelf polish vodka. I can get 10 dollar half gallons of cheap shit
7f357a No.2350416
So do I need to look for Belvedere here too? Sounds like pristine shit. I found Buckfast. That's alright.
5849bb No.2350417
>>2350416
Belvedere is without doubt the best vodka you can buy without spending 100+ USD
7f357a No.2350419
>>2350417
Not really a vodka drinker, but I'll give it a try.
069be5 No.2350420
>>2350419
Me either, I prefer single malt scotch or high end whiskey, but belvedere is top notch for vodka anyway.
d9ff5b No.2350421
We can just get in their heads, scratching at their brains with the tips of our nails
"Pedo" "Pedo" "Pedo" over and over again. Eventually once alienated they'll leave or slip up. Badly. Everyone loses it when they lose their cool.
Some people never have their cool to begin with.
Group Bias can be a strong tool.
But what do you expect from morons who think there are laws designed to protect fictional characters instead of preventing the normalization of the sexualization, abuse, and molestation of children?
The kind of idiotic scum who so boldly defend their disgusting fetish but are too ashamed to let anyone they actually know discover it.
Lolicon are even worse than furries in how sad and pathetic their denial is.
Their smug responses are based entirely on shit arguments that don't even hold up.
This entire post is bait.
d9ff5b No.2350426
It seems like a .gif would have worked better.
d9ff5b No.2350428
>>2350427
Don't talk to me you fucking pedo scum : )
d9ff5b No.2350430
>>2350429
Don't even (You) me.
7f357a No.2350431
Going to Macdonalds for a bigmac, then I'll probably shit post a little till bedtime, brb.
d9ff5b No.2350433
Peace at last.
What a wonderful lie.
069be5 No.2350434
also being quite frankly honest... I prefer women who have a-b cup boobs but that's just a preference. I've dated women with C and D. I like women that are above 20 now for the most part. I'm too old to be dealing with childish drama. At this point in my life i'm looking to settle down and have a family. My current GF is about 500 miles from me right now working on a pot farm for a few more months.
d9ff5b No.2350435
A technique police use to get hardened subjects to begin speaking is to walk into the room, place down a video tape with nothing on it and some files, and begin filling out paperwork without saying anything.
People have an inherent need to speak and make their stories heard. You can motivate people to tell you whatever you want without ever actually doing anything.
d9ff5b No.2350436
Which is why you should never talk to the police!
445e83 No.2350438
Easy solution to that is to never be in a situation where you're being questioned
15ddc2 No.2350439
I gotta talk to the police because nobody else will. My mom won't even look me in the eye anymore
069be5 No.2350440
>>2350439
what happened?
>>2350438
>>2350438
>>2350438
>>2350438
Never been arrested, never even had a missdemeanor
15ddc2 No.2350441
>>2350440
nothing that wasn't worth doing
so, you wanna plao some kids? Is that what I'm hearing?
4460d0 No.2350442
Is Mễŗčǘŗỷ Łẵmpệ another one of Ui's pedo friends
069be5 No.2350443
>>2350441
Nah, i've never wanted to plao kids. I just like my women small irl. my past three gf's have been over 20 years old.
15ddc2 No.2350444
>>2350443
What's everybody else bitching about then?
069be5 No.2350445
>>2350444
Because I post loli sometimes, they seem to think it has to mean I like children, but I don't. Being frank I stopped really even liking loli very much anymore. I've gone more the route of asians and scene/emo girls.
66589e No.2350447
>>2350446
If you enjoy being more tired.
15ddc2 No.2350448
>>2350445
not much of an improvement really
069be5 No.2350449
>>2350448
It's my own personal taste. Why would I care what others think on it? Also where I live is literally filled to the brim with emo/scene girls who cosplay. It isn't slim pickings.
I just like women that are proportionate...
like
>pic related
66589e No.2350451
>>2350447
i feel less tired though
66589e No.2350452
>>2350451
After the adrenalin wears off.
b44e9b No.2350453
>>2350445
i would say thats worse
15ddc2 No.2350454
>>2350449
Ah. Well personally I wouldn't worry about it. Once you get labelled a pedo, that's all you're going to be forever, no matter what.
>>2350450
.................................
069be5 No.2350456
>>2350454
It doesn't really bother me lol.
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069be5 No.2350458
>>2350453
the Japanese guy says that's worse? Right, you race traitor.
b44e9b No.2350460
069be5 No.2350462
>>2350460
you're from Japan telling me my asian fetish is bad?
that or you just on a vpn
1c64a4 No.2350463
>>2350462
whaite piggu stay homu
15ddc2 No.2350464
>>2350461
This is where you went?
6d4fee No.2350465
>>2350464
Yeah, but you knew that already.
also brb
7f357a No.2350466
Changed my mind, went midnight shopping and got a load of microwave burgers, instant noodles, a pasta pot and some donuts.
I'm a fat fuck. I need more veggies in my diet.
b44e9b No.2350467
>>2350462
how does that make me a race traitor
15ddc2 No.2350468
>>2350465
I did? I don't remember that.
069be5 No.2350469
>>2350467
makes it sound like you don't like your own race. I work with mostly Japanese people and will be going to japan on a business visa eventually.
>>2350463
15ddc2 No.2350470
Spending time living in another culture is the worst thing you'll ever do to yourself and you'll regret it almost immediately.
6d4fee No.2350472
>>2350468
Literally not even the first time I've post at you here.
15ddc2 No.2350473
>>2350472
When was the last time we even talked?
6d4fee No.2350474
>>2350473
Uh... I think I had asked if you wanted to play DayZ and then we never did.
That was like almost a year ago now tho.
5225b4 No.2350475
i keep wearing sweaters without shirts underneath and getting sweaty
15ddc2 No.2350476
>>2350474
It's gonna be out of beta any day now.
I moved back to the city.
6d4fee No.2350477
>>2350476
I think they confirmed that it's no longer going to even be a game at this point, just a test platform for them to experiment with their game engine, and if people want to play on it too that's whatever.
Right. You took that manager position anyway, because you hate yourself, right?
6d4fee No.2350480
>>2350478
At least it's worth the money?
You haven't killed anyone yet, that I know of, so it can't be that bad.
15ddc2 No.2350482
>>2350480
It's not worth anything. I got the green light to go back a few days ago. All I have to do is pull this one switch here and the nightmare ends.
6d4fee No.2350484
>>2350482
Go back to Wonderland?
>>2350483
5b4bad No.2350485
>>2350484
then you post that
15ddc2 No.2350486
>>2350484
I liked the city 7 years ago. wtf happened
6d4fee No.2350487
>>2350485
What else was I gonna do?
>>2350486
Uh... Trudeau?
5b4bad No.2350488
>>2350487
post something else
15ddc2 No.2350489
>>2350487
well we got rid of kathleen wynne at least
man that was overdue
6d4fee No.2350490
>>2350488
Okay.
>>2350489
It'll be one step forward, and two back I'm sure.
Man this is one of the times I wish Kanra was here.
15ddc2 No.2350492
>>2350490
Yeah, why's that?
6d4fee No.2350493
>>2350491
You are.
>>2350492
They're like SWK Lite, they like to "argue" politics, and it would be entertaining to watch you both interact.
9522a4 No.2350494
>>2350188
Of course you ran as fast as you could. Around the earth 3 times after drinking 13.
15ddc2 No.2350495
>>2350493
What? Kanra is like SWK lite?
It pleases me considerably less to hear things like that.
5b4bad No.2350497
6d4fee No.2350498
>>2350495
Yeah, but that's what actually makes it fun, Mandy can attest to it.
>>2350496
0eac1e No.2350499
>>2350466
i made a cacciatore for the first time recently and it turned out great
f01938 No.2350500
>>2350498
That's not better.
6d4fee No.2350501
>>2350500
How is that not better!?!
Dinner calls, bye.
15ddc2 No.2350502
>>2350498
I came here looking specifically for him. So he does post here? That's good.
But if you're telling me Insider's turned into......SWK, maybe I should just go now.
f01938 No.2350503
>>2350501
Because it's Asian, probably has a dick, and a waste of good milk!
Later.
15ddc2 No.2350505
>>2350504
Well then lets all sit right here until that happens.
Apparently there are more survivors lurking here than I thought. But I don't know most of you.
b44e9b No.2350507
>>2350505
i know spec has mentioned you before
71d692 No.2350508
Spec is a proud weeb injun who owes me a beer.
b44e9b No.2350510
>>2350509
im going to look for it
71d692 No.2350511
Please tell me you don't cap a ton of threads, jap...
b44e9b No.2350513
15ddc2 No.2350514
>>2350512
I see you're still alive as well
b44e9b No.2350516
>>2350509
he mentioned you having framed pony porn on your walls
c8f184 No.2350517
>>2350515
quality video thanks
15ddc2 No.2350518
>>2350516
With pony porn of this degree of quality, it needs to have a frame.
b44e9b No.2350519
>>2350518
he also said you have a good social life
15ddc2 No.2350521
>>2350519
It'd be more accurate to say that I meet interesting people and do interesting things when I feel like it, which is rarely.
When I was younger, I had the social skills that come with being a loner by birth. I built myself up only to find that I hate everybody anyway. It hasn't been entirely a waste though. It's useful in business.
15ddc2 No.2350522
>>2350520
Did I miss anything good in the past couple years or whatever?
b44e9b No.2350523
>>2350521
i find that more believable
0eac1e No.2350525
>>2350517
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXrP9HET2A
>>2350522
well you know a question like that will never produce a satisfactory answer
i've been lurking too anyhow
15ddc2 No.2350526
>>2350523
I moved back to the city for easy access to shenanigans but I've mostly wasted the opportunity
>>2350525
lurking here?
b44e9b No.2350527
>>2350526
i dont think he mentioned where you lived
6d4fee No.2350528
>>2350502
He's a real trip these days.
Why you lookin' for him?
>>2350503
>Asian
Bruh... https://twitter.com/rocksylight?lang=en
71d692 No.2350530
>>2350525
She is like 20 years younger than him. I am confused.
>>2350528
What is that supposed to mean!!
6d4fee No.2350531
>>2350530
What are you supposed to mean!!
71d692 No.2350532
>>2350531
I mean awesome in 'Murrican!
15ddc2 No.2350533
>>2350528
I liked him in 2012. I was kinda hoping that was still the case.
>>2350527
Toronto
363001 No.2350534
>>2350526
i do post maybe once a week [, lurks eternally]
i was happy to die along with the remnants of /oat/ but spec invited me over
71d692 No.2350535
>>2350533
You ever visit Midland before?
363001 No.2350536
>>2350529
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1097520512513781762
>>2350530
this looks like one of those acting class improvs
"Completely improvised scene shot with 2 cameras and then edited. She was told to say "I want a divorce" as her first line. He was given nothing."
6d4fee No.2350537
>>2350532
Like hell!
She's not Asian, so there.
>>2350533
LMAO
Just you wait.
>>2350534
I'm slowly replacing the dwindling population here with ponyfag immigrants. It's great.
15ddc2 No.2350538
>>2350534
I wondered where you guys had got to
Nobody ever invited me over. Do you hate me?
>>2350535
uh, yeah. Can't remember why though.
>>2350537
Really? I mean you've known him as long as I have
71d692 No.2350539
>>2350536
Potentially. It would explain the long pauses, though I would say it would be a rather novice improv because of it.
>>2350537
She is pretending to be so there!
Also stop bringing ponies over here. For fuck sakes, we have enough furfags as it is.
>>2350538
Interesting. As long as you don't know anybody there we good.
6d4fee No.2350540
>>2350538
I might be exaggerating for entertainment purposes.
>>2350539
How is sh-
You know what, fine.
But they blend in so well, you never even know till it's pointed out!
And I have such a well to pull from too.
c8f184 No.2350542
>>2350536
I'm assuming there's a big oof mixed in there?
15ddc2 No.2350543
>>2350539
nah that place is irrelevant
>>2350540
I guess we'll find out eventually.
>>2350541
Hi, uh.........you
363001 No.2350544
>>2350539
there was a link to the acting school in a non-meme upload of the video so we can be certain of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
*snap*
>>2350537
stop wasting time twirling your mustache then and get all of them in here
>>2350538
how did you even find this place
71d692 No.2350545
>>2350540
Who the fuck are you talking about anyway? Kanra?
No, they don't blend in. They may have left their pony pics behind, but they still reek of it!
>>2350543
It is, if you can believe it, the reason I visited Ontario once.
>>2350544
Don't you get sassy with me!
363001 No.2350546
>>2350545
i meant the awesome old lady!
6d4fee No.2350547
>>2350543
Eventually...
>>2350544
It has to be a slow draw or they'll know something's up.
>>2350545
Hmm? Which part of the conversation?
The person Merc is looking for is Kanra aka Insider.
You couldn't even tell.
Can't even tell who they are now!
57a325 No.2350548
>>2350543
I don't really know you tbh
But I can tell you're an oldfag
lmao maybe it's those autistic filenames
71d692 No.2350549
>>2350546
O-oh. I stopped watching 10 seconds in. Sorry.
>>2350547
Ah. Had a good talk with him last night. Well he jumped in on me and Erio. Too bad I had to go. Was interesting. We really ought to get politics into these threads more often.
The only reason I couldn't is I don't pay attention enough to remember 90% of these threads. I can pick them out as I see them though. I just forget about 'em .
fe5b60 No.2350550
>He doesn't know Merc
Fucking retard
15ddc2 No.2350551
>>2350544
I followed a talking rabbit
>>2350545
why?
>>2350547
Where did you read that DayZ's never coming out?
>>2350548
yeah they're like nine years old. Which is ideal in a way.
71d692 No.2350552
I don't know merc. Cash me outside, how bow dat?
Also, ya'll remember Mugen and his filenames? Soto has a fair point there. Hell I even have a few folders like.....I mean, feet. I have feet. For neko.
71d692 No.2350553
>>2350551
Meet a girl. Went swimmingly for a week. Beautiful country, just humid as fuck.
Then went to Winnipeg with my brothers to meet a friend.
fe5b60 No.2350554
>>2350552
Merc is an old pony that made a guide on how to build a my little pony fleshlight for Sweetie Belle.
Now you know
6d4fee No.2350555
>>2350549
Well if you're looking for interesting discussions these are the people to have them with.
Or it could just all fizzle out and we'll be left with a dud.
Uh huh, sure. Point 'em all out in the immediate thread right now.
>>2350551
It was just shitposting by another friend of mine.
I have no evidence to back it, and as far as I'm aware the game is finally in Beta and still pushing releases.
15ddc2 No.2350557
>>2350553
A quick tip about relationship worthiness: if they're not within 10 miles, don't even think about bothering
>>2350554
what? lol..that never happened
>>2350555
maybe it'll be done by our 25 year reunion
57a325 No.2350558
>>2350550
I barely even know who you are
I probably have dementia
Or have just done too much coke lol
>>2350551
Yeah dude, I think I still have my like 7 yr old folder that has some pretty cringey filenames
I'd normally delete them but they're kinda special to me in a way
>>2350552
I think we all did it at one point
fe5b60 No.2350559
>>2350556
Does that have something to do with sperm count ? ? ?
6d4fee No.2350560
>>2350552
>Hell I even have a few folders like...
like... like what, Mandy?
363001 No.2350561
>>2350547
well if it takes too long, half of us will leave before the rest even arrive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHq9yMXw3iA
>>2350549
Kinda reminds me of the sex offender shuffle in a way
the splendid awkwardness
>>2350551
explains why you're late
c8f184 No.2350562
>>2350559
That's up to reader interpretation
71d692 No.2350563
>>2350554
Fucking disgusting on all fronts.
>>2350555
Either way it is a win, in my book.
Irish was, for sure.
Soto was probably in the threads, not sure I'd call him a pony though.
Machi smells like a pony.
You were one, probably that black one.
.......I'm fucking surrounded by ponies!
>>2350557
Oh, I never planned on having a relationship with them.
>>2350560
YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN NOSE OUT OF MY FOLDERS!
fe5b60 No.2350564
>>2350557
Are you sure ?
Its okay
I don't care
I'll accept you
>>2350558
Oh
you said you would give me free weed at AX though
>>2350562
I'll make up my own story real fast
>>2350563
I'd eat it though if no one used it beforehand.
71d692 No.2350565
>>2350558
It was fairly popular back in the day.
>>2350561
Sounds vaguely familiar....
>>2350564
.....you'd eat it?
6d4fee No.2350566
>>2350556
At least I'm not A ducky.
>>2350557
Here's hoping.
>>2350561
Well that won't be useful... who should I try for next?
Juve? Ruse?
>>2350563
Aight.
One.
That black one?
That you are, if I gave you the full list you'd cry.
It's like almost more than half the thread at this point.
TELL US MANDY.
c8f184 No.2350568
>>2350564
Get those creative gears turnin'
>>2350566
You can blame that cup for that
fe5b60 No.2350569
>>2350568
uhhhh
Maybe you just misspelled stud
363001 No.2350570
>>2350565
i feel so bad even though i'm not sure if it's a comedy skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQVF9YhNP0
>>2350566
the gold players already? hmm
i do miss em both.
71d692 No.2350571
>>2350566
What do you mean, one?
I don't know, man. I didn't pay attention to the ponies. I know there was a blue one, a yellow one, a black one. And you all picked one to avatarfag as.
Please...no. Not like this....
NEVER! I DIE FREE!
>>2350567
I don't want to know.
>>2350570
It's funnier to assume it isn't.
c8f184 No.2350572
>>2350569
I mean if that's how YOU picture Speccy
I won't judge out loud
363001 No.2350573
>>2350571
okay the guy at 2:30 is a bit of a give-away
363001 No.2350574
okay the rest makes it obvious
illusion broken
15ddc2 No.2350575
>>2350558
reading filenames though. Who does that?
>>2350561
am I late? Or am I here exactly when I wanted to be?
>>2350563
Oh, good. Fair enough. Because man that's a terrible idea.
>>2350564
maybe it happened a little bit
>>2350566
we should get the gang back together. When was the last time I shot pinka in the chest?
6d4fee No.2350576
>>2350568
Wonder what that fag's up to.
We were gonna buy the new FarCry but I ran outa money.
>>2350570
Well see the thing is that this works best if I bait both ends, right? If promise you someone you like, and them someone they like as mutual interest to show up here the sell is a lot easier.
>>2350571
I mean you got one right.
People overlapped all the time.
One of us... one of us...
MANDY. SHARE WITH THE CLASS.
6d4fee No.2350577
>>2350575
Let's see, that was... 2013, so five years about.
c8f184 No.2350578
>>2350576
I think he's been playing his switch more
and being a gay like it's his full time job
71d692 No.2350579
>>2350573
And the blurred face guy. Also pretty sure the detective has a fake mustache.
>>2350575
Long distance never works. Not worth it.
>>2350576
What one did I get right? Because I swear I have seen them all pony at some time, except Soto.
Yeah, it got hectic to be sure.
I feel sick
fe5b60 No.2350580
>>2350571
Marshmallows are involved
>>2350572
no no no
I was just trying to imagine what you would have typed
I'm putting myself in your shoes
Not my shoes
>>2350575
I know
its okay
57a325 No.2350581
>>2350564
Oh hey Ban
Yeah, I'll get you high dw
Im surprised youre actually coming down to AX lol
>>2350565
At the time it showed you were committed to shitposting
Hardcore shit man lmao
>>2350575
Only weirdos do that ^W^
How's the Monday coming along Merc?
15ddc2 No.2350582
>>2350577
wish we could turn back time...
c8f184 No.2350583
>>2350580
He is most certainly a DUD
and a big OOF at that
363001 No.2350584
>>2350575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AubJS7oWaWo
>>2350576
but that's conditional on 1) them giving a shit about this place or the people in it and 2) me not losing whatever fucks i have left which is no guarantee at all
6d4fee No.2350585
>>2350578
Like a true soy... well, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
>>2350579
Irish, but then I also saw you listed Machi, so two. I'm not counting me because that's a given.
C'mon Mandy~
>>2350582
If I could find a way!
fe5b60 No.2350586
>>2350581
Why ?
I live like 40 minutes away
c8f184 No.2350587
>>2350585
SOMEONE'S gotta suck all those dicks, and he's willing and able.
emphasis on willing
363001 No.2350588
>>2350579
the link at the end leads to some comedy central writer too
so the pressing question here is..
why NOT have sex offenders do a shuffle?
57a325 No.2350589
Oh yeah Ban, some dispensary by my place that just opened is giving away 15 free prerolls if you spend like $30 or more
We have so many lol
They're fucking garbage tho
We might just try to make a small batch of cannabutter with it
6d4fee No.2350590
>>2350584
When I first brought you here you said something to the same effect, and that you'd be gone as soon as you arrived. Yet here you still are.
So I think my chances are still good, even if all I do is toss everything at the wall and see what sticks.
So far the only one that hasn't has been Nom.
>>2350587
>that spoiler
I'm telling!
fe5b60 No.2350591
>>2350583
Do you have a crush on him ?
>>2350589
What city is it in ?
71d692 No.2350592
>>2350580
That doesn't sound pleasant.
>>2350581
It was a simpler time.
>>2350585
So 3 of the 4 people I listed. And Merc, clearly, but I thought that would be cheating.
57a325 No.2350593
>>2350591
Corona, CA
lol like 10 mins away from me
>>2350586
Oh yeah like Newport, right?
15ddc2 No.2350594
>>2350580
I think I should feel more shame than pride, but that's not how it turned out
>>2350581
I didn't put on pants all day, so pretty good
>>2350584
no secrets here
>>2350585
To berate stevean's shitty pants one more time
c8f184 No.2350595
>>2350590
I simply speak the great truths of this world, i do no define them.
>>2350591
Nah, I just meme at him once in a blue moon
71d692 No.2350596
>>2350588
Sounds like something Germany would do.
fe5b60 No.2350597
>>2350593
The one I go to is in Costa Mesa
Yours is pretty far away
>>2350593
yeah newport
>>2350594
Just lie about it better
>>2350595
Like a little kid hitting a girl with a kickball on the playground
its all the same really
I see you
c8f184 No.2350598
>>2350597
Trying to class me as a tsundere, when I know no dere
6d4fee No.2350599
>>2350592
Mhmm.
And Lucker.
And Nezi.
And Tracer.
>>2350594
You're lost in the mountains of Ukraine, with only a rusty can opener, a Mosin, a stick wrapped in bandages, and the only pants you can find are SteveAn's Ruined pants. What do you do?
>>2350595
I'll also tell her that you misgendered her though. That's the real nail in your coffin right there.
RIP Ducky.
He never scored.
fe5b60 No.2350600
>>2350598
don't hurt him . . . .
363001 No.2350601
>>2350590
while that is true, do i seem to you like I care about animus
last thing i'd want is the same thing happening again
>>2350594
a wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he meants to
so you think this is wonderland or something? sorry to disappoint you
>>2350596
Even the idea of having them teach microwave recipes on television seems far-fetched here, so...
i'm rubber, you're glue
71d692 No.2350603
>>2350599
I always assume Lucker and Irish are the same person cause I'm lazy.
Nezi and Tracer were both furfags to. A lot of furfags went pony when it got popular. A lot a lot.
>>2350601
Who has th em teach microwave recipes on tv?
57a325 No.2350604
>>2350597
Well I just buy my shit online now and they bring it to my house
I usually tip the driver like 3 bucks or some shit so it aint bad
Its fucking great
Lets get drunk at Newport sometime
15ddc2 No.2350605
>>2350601
it's full of bizarre creatures though
>>2350603
Tracer was a furfag? That is hilarious.
6d4fee No.2350607
>>2350601
No, you don't.
>the last thing I'd want is the same thing to happen again
Which I guess means I should be apprehensive about bringing people over.
>>2350602
>>2350603
Lucker is Archives.
Well it's an obvious route, ain't it?
fe5b60 No.2350608
>>2350602
If you say so
>>2350604
Do they not have a delivery fee ?
c8f184 No.2350609
>>2350599
It'll be fine, she'll forgive and forget
Because she literally can't put forth the effort to be upset at me~
>>2350600
I don't see how my minimal investments would tbh
c8f184 No.2350610
>>2350603
>I always assume Lucker and Irish are the same person
That is racist!
15ddc2 No.2350611
>>2350607
I had all the powdered milk I could ever want, but nothing to live for
fe5b60 No.2350612
>>2350603
>I always assume Lucker and Irish are the same person
That would be correct.
363001 No.2350613
>>2350607
by all means, i'm sure there are others that thought we had something special and it'd be a waste not to try at least.
i just feel like i'd run away though lol
57a325 No.2350614
>>2350608
Yeah, its like a 5 dollar fee for delivery but if you spend like 40 or 50 (depending on the place) or more you get free delivery
You should check it out all they asl for is a pic of your ID and like mail with your name and current address on it
Man I love technology
6d4fee No.2350615
>>2350609
It's sad 'cause what you say is true...
>>2350611
Sounds like an average day.
>>2350613
RIP Machie...
71d692 No.2350616
>>2350605
I'm 90% sure.
>>2350606
What did I just watch?
>>2350607
I don't know that name.
Well, yes, I suppose I can see it. I still stand by the fact that furfags were less cringy than animefags.
>>2350610
No, my hating every single spic and wetback that I run into on a daily basis is racist. This is just being ignorant.
>>2350612
Posting as two people confirmed.
6d4fee No.2350617
>>2350616
Mhmm... I see...
So, Many, how big is your furfag folder?
c8f184 No.2350618
>>2350615
Cup needs that passion back in her life
that or benis
>>2350616
Thank GOD i'm not hispanic
fe5b60 No.2350619
>>2350614
Makes me pretty happy I moved here
this shit will never be legal in texas
>>2350616
All the time
Biggest Snake btw
6d4fee No.2350620
>>2350618
Oh, the latter, for sure.
FOR SURE.
c8f184 No.2350621
>>2350620
I'mma rip in the meantime
night
363001 No.2350622
>>2350615
is the discord still active at least?
asking for no one
>>2350616
apparently it was a class assignment.. guess i was wrong
the internet seems to have put a "sad old guy cooks for one" spin on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtrsh4U_GCY
71d692 No.2350623
>>2350617
I honestly never saved a single folder for the purpose. I did save a lot of threads of all variety back in the day, though. I think my goal was to save all the avatars. I know I got a couple of Jagger. Some Dom. Some Hal. So forth and so on. Don't think I have any of them left though.
>>2350618
Good man.
>>2350619
You lie all the time? Jesus, that isn't nice. I am going to trust your alter ego then.
6d4fee No.2350624
>>2350621
Sleep well.
>>2350622
Wouldn't know, not a part of it.
>>2350623
Uh huh... Interesting.
363001 No.2350625
>>2350605
This place is in many ways worse than the old pony havens, to be sure
>tracer was a furfag
lmfao no
15ddc2 No.2350627
>>2350625
the original pony threads were the shit
b60804 No.2350628
>>2350623
No trust me instead.
*smokes*
71d692 No.2350629
>>2350624
I lied, I do still have some of those threads. Looks like mostly from around 2012ish.
71d692 No.2350630
>>2350628
You just told me you lie though.
73569f No.2350631
>>2350630
That was the other Lucker.
363001 No.2350632
>>2350627
First season's always the best, yeah
still got discord?
6d4fee No.2350633
>>2350626
Better that way, honestly.
>>2350629
Furfag.
15ddc2 No.2350634
>>2350632
Yeah, I do. I spend a lot of time in Skitty's discord group
71d692 No.2350635
>>2350633
Meh. I do have more around then I thought I did. Most got the basics. Redheads, Asians, Airplanes, 40k, Comics, R34. Then quite a bit of other shit.
363001 No.2350636
>>2350633
is it nofun?
>>2350634
don't even remember who that is
6d4fee No.2350637
>>2350635
>spoilered
Oh wow.
6d4fee No.2350638
>>2350636
I don't know if you remember it well Machi, but I fit in less with that community than I do here.
15ddc2 No.2350639
>>2350636
he made the banbusters thing?
71d692 No.2350640
>>2350637
Can't let people know.
But yeah, I uh, just got a couple old threads and files from back in the day. All sorts of stuff, I'd openly admit to only have 30% of it.
363001 No.2350641
>>2350638
i just posted some music for ruse to gush over and left
i'm more discord active these days though, but.. best let myself be forgotten tbh
>>2350639
ha ha what
doesn't ring a bell
no wonder i don't get invited to the sekrit clubs (except foal conspiracy)
6d4fee No.2350642
>>2350640
Your secret is safe with me.
Even if it's not safe with yourself.
>>2350641
Why's that?
15ddc2 No.2350643
>>2350641
I don't think it's really a conspiracy. It's just that foals are really attractive sexually
71d692 No.2350644
>>2350642
I am not sure I should trust you.
6d4fee No.2350645
>>2350644
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
363001 No.2350646
>>2350642
..i left the hugbox and outer heaven because of forrest
>>2350643
so who else is in skittys discord
71d692 No.2350647
>>2350645
I'm a legend though.
6d4fee No.2350648
>>2350646
Note: Bring back Forrest.
But really... because of Forrest? I can understand that, he really got on everyone's nerves, and he was annoying. But really, that's why. Huh...
>>2350647
Even legends die.
15ddc2 No.2350649
>>2350646
That you would know? Discord and Karma I guess
71d692 No.2350650
>>2350648
Then I shall go to my death standing tall and proud, for I was an immovable object.
363001 No.2350651
>>2350648
nah he was super creepy and stalked me
like fluoride before him
except fluoride respected my disinterest eventually and stopped
forrest knows what he did
>>2350649
Ah
anyway that's all folks, i need to sleep
6d4fee No.2350652
>>2350650
Her chainmail is torn.
>>2350651
...oh yeah, he did do that too. I just thought it was funny he was always happy to see you. Like a stray puppy.
15ddc2 No.2350653
>>2350651
bye. Think about sweetie belle.
>>2350652
71d692 No.2350654
>>2350652
Yeah it looks like butted mail. Not the best, to be sure. Wouldn't be that hard to fix either. Maybe they think it is just an expansion hole?
6d4fee No.2350656
>>2350653
>>2350654
What's gonna expand in it, her dick?
>>2350655
Sleep well.
71d692 No.2350657
>>2350656
....you're stretching there, bud.
6d4fee No.2350658
>>2350657
so will her dick lol
71d692 No.2350659
>>2350658
Na, your asshole is already too stretched. Will just slip right in.
6d4fee No.2350660
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2350659
I guess I'll need some chainmail back there.
71d692 No.2350662
>>2350660
Or a shield. Mail worked against slashing. Piercing was able to pop them open.
6d4fee No.2350664
>>2350661
>>2350662
So plate overtop mail, overtop leather, overtop a nice gambeson then.
6d4fee No.2350666
71d692 No.2350667
>>2350664
Leather armor is ostensibly a myth though!
6d4fee No.2350668
>>2350667
Boiled leather was a thing, it just wasn't used as like primary forms of armor.
71d692 No.2350669
>>2350668
Gambesons were more prevalent I would say. More useful, as well.
Also early plate armors such as brigandine used leather as a medium to fasten metal plates to.
6d4fee No.2350670
>>2350669
Incredibly more prevalent. More so than mail even, but a wide margin too. Gamebesons are literally something a housewife with a needle can slap together in her spare time.
Mhmm. And leather harnesses were used to secure chainmail as well.
71d692 No.2350671
>>2350670
I swear, if you weren't a weeb pony, we could easily be good friends.
Off to sleep now and hope I don't puke. Fucking stomach bug is getting passed around. Take it easy, bud.
6d4fee No.2350672
>>2350671
:( w-wow...
Yeah, everyone around me is getting sick. I can't afford that rn.
Sleep well dude.
a2f7bd No.2350676
She about to fuckin rip his dick off with that vise grip
a2f7bd No.2350677
>>2350675
I mean I was about to get in bed after a drink of water so I'm about to be all out
fe5b60 No.2350678
Click here to learn this new trick that will destroy your boyfriends cock in seconds.
a2f7bd No.2350679
a2f7bd No.2350681
>>2350680
Counter-scammed
I don't have a boyfriend
fe5b60 No.2350682
>>2350681
Same
Scammed even harder
a2f7bd No.2350686
Won't let me make a new thread
a2f7bd No.2350687
d6d160 No.2350692
>>2350435
derky is that you