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78dcc0 No.2341253
NOT SO RARE SCANNER THREAD
Chapter 2: Welcome to the year of MMXIX
78dcc0 No.2341257
Whoops, supposed to be Chapter 3.
I ain't good at keeping count.
8cab36 No.2341260
You just need some more alcohol so you don't care.
8cab36 No.2341262
Do these cuddles have complimentary beer?
78dcc0 No.2341263
>>2341260
Yeah, on it, pouring myself some rum right now.
>>2341259
How is my favourite loli?
Was learning and teaching Roman Numerals in my school placement, then we played a game with my set of DnD dice.
78dcc0 No.2341264
>>2341261
*Gives you your state sponsored huggles*
62d52f No.2341266
>>2341263
Why learn the numbers of a dead language?
I'm fine
78dcc0 No.2341267
>>2341266
It's in the cirruculum, our government thinks it's important; so into the brains of children it goes.
I need to hype up for some nonsense, first drink of the day, tastes a bit strong.
62d52f No.2341269
>>2341267
:StopDrink:
Heh my public school didn't teach us anything...
Had to steal books and learn things on my own.
What kind of school are you teaching in?
62d52f No.2341271
Dogs are worthless little shits
78dcc0 No.2341272
>>2341268
Spiced. Gonna take a sip every post. Every reply it goes down the hatch. That's the only rules I could come up with for an /animus/ drinking game.
>>2341269
:ResumeDrink:
Yeah, I can't remember what I learnt in school, but I know that KS2 Maths is harder than University.
I'm helping in a Catholic school, so I have to join in on the prayers every break time.
78dcc0 No.2341273
>>2341271
I say cats are worse. They piss anywhere if they ain't neutred. They don't even respond to your calls.
62d52f No.2341274
>>2341272
Math is so much fun! Just follow the steps. I like to do math in my head...
My teacher wanted me to "show the work" on a separate sheet of paper, but I just answered it and moved on..............
>I have to join in on the prayers
That's torture
>mfw
62d52f No.2341275
>>2341273
They want you to smell how much they love you
8cab36 No.2341276
>>2341272
You gonna get fucked.
403616 No.2341277
>>2341262
If you're cute, yeah.
>>2341265
*pets*
78dcc0 No.2341278
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>>2341274
Yeah, I can't into math, it's like another language to me. Have to use my fingers to count up and down numbers.
Yeah, journal-ling your working out is a big thing in KS2 Math, apparently you have to show multiple methods of working your answer out.
Yeah, have to do the imaginary cross from head to chest to shoulder to shoulder.
>In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit amen.
Fucking stuck in my head now.
>>2341275
No, they're like 'This is mine now' and ruin my bag or clothes. I don't wanna smell their pee love.
>>2341276
Which is why I thought I should drink later but I couldn't wait. Threads are picking up so I must channel my inner crazy for momentum
8cab36 No.2341279
>>2341277
Nezi, I'm not cute. I'm a guy.
>>2341278
Well just don't play a drinking game and you'll be fine.
78dcc0 No.2341280
>>2341279
Well it isn't a game, it's more like something to give the pace. I don't mind if I get fucked up, more worried about the hangover. I drink slow anyway.
62d52f No.2341281
>>2341278
You'll hear people say "Math is a talent". Don't believe them, lose all respect you have them. Math is a skill, not a talent. You learn as you go, step by step 2+2, quiet your mind so that you pick things up faster. Stop making me write so much....
Please do not submit to the fake Abrahamic prayers ;~;
62d52f No.2341282
>>2341278
can i pee on your stuff?
I heard cats bring dead animals to their owners as a sign of affection
62d52f No.2341283
>>2341278
sorry for typos, i'm hungry
8cab36 No.2341284
Drink water as well, please.
403616 No.2341285
>>2341279
Guys can certainly be cute.
78dcc0 No.2341287
>>2341281
Then it is a skill I don't really practice, but I'm getting more and more practice with courses and Dungeons and Dragons.
It's their school, I gotta respect their shit. But back at home, I am the herald of the deepest darkest deranged dialogue of dummies.
>>2341282
I'll shit in your bed if you dare pee on my stuff.
Cats are fucking dumb.
>>2341284
Water is for fish. I haven't even ate anything.
Liquid diet of coke and rum for your boy.
>>2341283
Don't worry, I won't judge, so long as I know what you're saying.
403616 No.2341288
>>2341286
My last name is Reinhardt.
8cab36 No.2341289
>>2341285
Cute has never been a word used to describe me.
>>2341287
You are going to just die.
78dcc0 No.2341291
>>2341289
I AM ETERNAL
*sip*
AND I WILL BRING THE NOISE
The worst I ever done was drink two quart bottles of white rum straight. I kept passing out at bus stops, it was a miracle I wasn't arrested for disturbing the peace.
8cab36 No.2341292
>>2341290
Well that just isn't nice.
>>2341291
I'm not sure what a quart is, but I am assuming it is around a 750. That is impressive.
403616 No.2341293
>>2341292
You're the one that said it.
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78dcc0 No.2341296
>>2341292
Yeah, I walked home till some kindly police officers shepherded me to a bus, didn't even pay for the fare. Got out the bus then passed out on a patch of grass when my family found me 15 minutes and beat my ass. I couldn't feel it. Good times.
78dcc0 No.2341297
>>2341292
Whoops, I was wrong, a quart is quarter of a gallon, I didn't drink that much, flask size.
8cab36 No.2341298
>>2341293
I don't mind not being cute, but I would enjoy a beer...
>>2341296
Ahhh, gotcha. Yeah, I have done some similar shit, but not usually being cared for by cops. They would likely just arrest me.
78dcc0 No.2341299
>>2341298
I had good times with cops.
I'm just too cordial and nice to get arrested.
The cops came into my flat a year ago and was like 'I know we got a call that this guy is losing his mind but he's just too friendly to take back to jail'.
Yeah, I love cops me. Don't get why some guys are like 'All Cops Are Bastards'
b28411 No.2341300
Lol hang yourself, you fucking nerd.
78dcc0 No.2341301
>>2341300
Most of us are nerds. Be specific.
8cab36 No.2341302
>>2341299
Depends on the situation I suppose. Round here cops can be pretty huge pricks. But I have known of some decent ones too.
b28411 No.2341303
>>2341301
Just gonna let it sit there. No need for specifics.
78dcc0 No.2341304
>>2341302
Yeah, I never met a prick cop. Hope I won't ever have to.
The best moment I shared with a cop was when I got mugged in Liverpool and they drove me home. We was talking about how the UK tv show 'Sirens' needed more seasons.
78dcc0 No.2341305
>>2341303
Casting your net wide. Nice first post. You got a rise out of me.
I think I can do you one better though after I pour myself another drink.
b28411 No.2341306
>>2341305
More than likely.
78dcc0 No.2341307
YOU'RE JUST AN ABORTION
A PERFECT MEAL PORTION
YOUR EXISTENCE IS OUR NOVELTY
NOW SHUT UP AND BRING ME LONG ISLAND ICE TEA
8cab36 No.2341308
>>2341304
Well that is just a real human experience, ya know?
78dcc0 No.2341309
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>>2341306
>>2341306
>tfw finished one mug of rum and coke
>tfw pouring another one
78dcc0 No.2341310
>>2341308
Yeah, I like those interactions. Don't have many of those nowadays.
I have a few moments here and there with the kids in the primary school, talking about videogames.
I think I'm the biggest nerd in my professional group, but the craziest idiot in my social life.
8cab36 No.2341311
>>2341310
I believe both of those, no offense intended.
Sorry, kid duty called.
78dcc0 No.2341313
>>2341311
Both of what? And don't worry, I cannot be offended. You ever pissed your own pants recently? I did. That's probably one of the many low points in my life, and my mate was there to witness it.
2a26f9 No.2341314
I've been practicing headstands recently
I've finally gotten able to balance on my head and hands
I can't extend my legs very far yet
2a26f9 No.2341315
>>2341311
wtf you have a kid?
8cab36 No.2341316
>>2341313
I have shit my pants before. While almost dying from alcohol poisoning.
>>2341315
My brother's kid.
Also why do I get the sense that it would be horrible if I did?
78dcc0 No.2341317
>>2341316
So you can't really be offended because you had such a terrible experience before. It's things like that which strengthen the individual.
78dcc0 No.2341318
Usually people who are offended by stuff haven't really lived.
8cab36 No.2341319
>>2341317
It certainly does something, not sure I would call it strengthening. I damn near wish I died.
78dcc0 No.2341320
>>2341319
The only time when I shat myself was when I was 9 or 10 and was playing videogames. Thought it was a fart, but ended up a shart, and my mum was like 'You're so obsessed with videogames you'd shit yourself'.
It does strengthen you though. Death is a release, a reward for those who have lived. Not a quick escape for something as trivial as shitting yourself.
You have information which you can relay to others, so they won't make your mistake. You are also elevated as a prime example, though it is nothing to be proud of.
8cab36 No.2341321
>>2341320
Oh, no, don't misunderstand. I don't wish I would have died solely for shitting myself. That kinda thing happens from time to time.
The worst thing about it is that the reason I got so drunk was trying to prevent my best friend from getting wasted. It didn't work. I took probably 6 shots from him, he still got wasted.
78dcc0 No.2341322
>>2341321
Yeah, you can't take a bullet for a friend, he may be allergic or immune to certain calibers.
Which is why I couldn't beat Churchill on drinking but can wipe the floor with anyone else.
8cab36 No.2341323
>>2341322
It didn't help that we had a faggot that was just handing out shot after shot trying to get us drunk but wasn't taking any for himself. He wanted to date rape us. He failed, on me anyway.
My ass is an exit only.
78dcc0 No.2341324
>>2341323
Yeah, alcohol doesn't make a good sexual lubricant. You ever drank on a bad mood? You wanna kill some cunts.
I tried experimenting with my ass, shoved a candle up in there with cocoa butter as lube. Didn't feel shit. Guess I'm not a faggot.
Be thankful he tried to get you drunk and not slipped you rolhypnol. That's a rough ride.
78dcc0 No.2341326
>>2341325
People have been arguing this for years.
Why was pop culture a thing?
What is aesthetics?
Wanna know my interpretation on cute girls?
8cab36 No.2341327
>>2341324
Oh don't get me wrong, I was passed the fuck out. But he was an idiot, and a scrawny bitch. Couldn't life me and couldn't take off my belt. Trust me, if he had I would have killed him.
>>2341325
They are the fairer sex.
b28411 No.2341328
Women maybe "cute" but theyre also deranged.
See Sabrina for confirmation.
00372f No.2341329
girls are cute because guys will protect cute
evolution
78dcc0 No.2341330
>>2341327
THE NIGGER REACHED FOR YOUR BELT?
Jesus christ, that's some date rape. Never experienced that kind of hardcore affection. Kinda glad, sorry to hear, mate.
Maybe I'm just too ugly that gay men don't wanna rail me. I'll go to a gay club and see if this is the case.
8cab36 No.2341331
Both of those are accurate statements.
>>2341330
Like I said, I was blacked out in the front room. I just remember bits and pieces of it.
You should do that, and come back with some evidence and shit.
78dcc0 No.2341332
>>2341331
That I will, maybe I could rope my sister in for these hijinx, to take me to the gayest place in Manchester, Canal Street.
What a fucking day you had. Sounds like the kind of party I host. No lightbulbs, candle light only, some form of rock you never heard of blaring through laptop speakers, someone sharing a bath between 2 other people and a girl is getting head though she has a boyfriend. Snippets here and there from my party days.
How am I for craziness? What's my speed? I drank two mugs of coke and rum. Big mugs.
8cab36 No.2341333
>>2341332
How much rum though? I can drink a ton of mugs of coke and rum if it is just a splash.
78dcc0 No.2341334
>>2341333
Poured a neck and them some. I had a 5th of bottled rum and now I'm on the new bottle and I think I poured a third in. It ain't a splash, it's a fucking puddle.
8cab36 No.2341335
>>2341334
Still say you should likely drink some water to prevent that impending hangover.
78dcc0 No.2341336
>>2341335
Don't worry, I'm going to my mums.
She will ease my suffering, and she'll like the presence of a weak boy to host over.
8cab36 No.2341337
>>2341336
Really? Your mom is happy when you are drunk?
78dcc0 No.2341338
>>2341337
I meant hungover. I am much more pliable then.
But when drunk, my mum is only happy if she is drunk too.
8cab36 No.2341339
I've seen my mom drunk once, and she was claiming she was dying.
78dcc0 No.2341341
>>2341339
I seen my mum drunk plenty of times. We once went clubbing together. I fucking hated it. I prefer a quiet pub or alcohol next to a computer.
I think I smoked weed with my mum but can't remember.
78dcc0 No.2341342
>>2341340
Wow, that's some gay shit.
Is it a porno mag?
78dcc0 No.2341344
>>2341343
That's some foreign shit.
I'mma drink more and give you and open up a dialogue.
Share with me a song that has a specific era to your life.
78dcc0 No.2341346
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>>2341345
Googled the lyrics. I could fucking bounce to this. Back in my teenage years there was this rock night called 'Overload' where local teens played and we'd started moshpits and crazy shit. Reminds me of those times.
In the very same year, this was rattling in my head.
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78dcc0 No.2341348
>>2341347
You're not much for conversation. But then again, I talk to much.
*sip*
So, what is your poison, what is your vice?
78dcc0 No.2341349
>>2341347
Plus, we should celebrate those times here.
Herald our history.
84a473 No.2341350
>>2341348
i barely got much sleep
Posting here is a crutch for me.
78dcc0 No.2341351
>>2341350
Then let me give you more support.
With my ramblings, you are no longer lame.
I always think that I need to do at least a bit of shitposting and a game of dota 2 every day.
I say don't sleep, I say wait till the night and then sleep the best you ever did.
How was your day?
78dcc0 No.2341352
>>2341350
This will not be a crutch, but a beacon illuminating your way. This is a SCANNER thread, we are all retarded here.
78dcc0 No.2341353
I cast warding bond.
If you accept this bond, you will feel my pains and pleasures. I will bear the weight of your horrors, and halve your problems.
We shall be bonded, you and I.
Somewhat tipsy, btw.
78dcc0 No.2341354
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I got a new chapter name, remind me of this.
Chapter 4: Terra de Libre
Free the world.
I'mma drink more, I'll keep the nonsense brewing till people get back to me.
d2aa17 No.2341355
I survived my first week!
78dcc0 No.2341356
>>2341355
>>2341355
The first week is the hardest, after a month it will come as second nature,.
78dcc0 No.2341357
>>2341355
Btw, congratulations.
You had the strength to follow through.
d2aa17 No.2341358
>>2341357
Thank you man. I lasted 18 months last time, I want to surpass my record.
78dcc0 No.2341359
>>2341358
Maybe you should take up some extra curricular activities. I did a DnD thing in my time in Uni. And a breakfast club in High School.
You can build up your tolerance if you subject yourself to the nonsense you're allergic to.
b28411 No.2341360
I am the real hokage
believe it
d2aa17 No.2341361
>>2341359
My city is too small so colleges don't have clubs. I could rejoin my writing group, but I'm a bit scared having less free time to study might work against me.
78dcc0 No.2341362
>>2341361
Yeah, only do that if you think you have the free time for it.
Can you do me a sweet favour? Can you post what you think would be the soundtrack of our duo?
d2aa17 No.2341363
4chan's mobile interface now has an option to log in through email.
At first sight, this seems like the death of the anonymity that was the cornerstone of the site, but you still post anonymously. We should really focus on the plus side: it only allows mobile users to post if they have a Pass, and those are only affordable with rare cryptocurrency. Basically, this means cancerous mobile posters will die out.
78dcc0 No.2341364
>>2341363
A good thing I invested into a computer and not a smartphone.
d2aa17 No.2341365
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>>2341362
How about this one?
78dcc0 No.2341366
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>>2341365
>>2341365
I don't know german but my god it sounds like a sci fi wonder.
Better than what I had in mind.
d2aa17 No.2341367
>>2341366
Shit man! I love The Go! Team. This brings me back.
78dcc0 No.2341368
>>2341367
I yanked you back because we are Laurel and Hardy of the internet age. I'm hardy since I like my cakes.
62d52f No.2341369
>>2341287
-hug-
do you have any plans for today?
>>2341288
Is that French?
78dcc0 No.2341370
>>2341369
*snuggles and wish I was wearing the same clothes as you, this shirt is suffocating*
I'm drinking and laying down some SCANNER wisdom on facebook. There is this girl who is in a mental hospital who is suicidal and I'm like 'Lemme inspire you, follow my lead'
d2aa17 No.2341371
>>2341368
That's such a boooooooooooomer reference.
78dcc0 No.2341372
>>2341371
I had an uncle who had a collection of Laurel and Hardy and all the collection of South Park including the movie.
Watched them all. He also had a playstation where I played Silent Hill, Medievil and Ridge Racer Type 4.
I don't think I'm a boomer.
d2aa17 No.2341373
>>2341372
You'd snuggle BLOOD and not me though?????????????????????????
78dcc0 No.2341374
>>2341373
Want me to go further?
I'm getting drunk.
Ok, I may snuggle wityh Blood-chan.
But you remind me of home, I want to build my home around you/.
dd6c28 No.2341375
>>2341374
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
78dcc0 No.2341376
>>2341375
I haven't even started yet, but I'm not as gay as you think I aam.
d2aa17 No.2341377
>>2341374
That's sweet Josh, what movie should we watch when we hang out?
78dcc0 No.2341378
>>2341377
Fear and Loathing inh Las Vegas
or
A SCANNER Darkly.
That's what I host to.
3a3b85 No.2341379
-Sits around a jar of pickle spears with the three skwirls having a squeaky argument about how to get in. Two of the skwirls adamantly support dropping it from the tall branch onto the road so a passing car will run over it, cracking it open. The third thinks that is barbaric and that we should bury it until spring, the wet Earth will do the rest by softening the shell so it's easier to pry apart.-
d2aa17 No.2341380
what is it about a simple drawing like this that screams "GAY"?
78dcc0 No.2341381
d2aa17 No.2341382
>>2341378
Fukken BASED, I love Darkly. But how did you not take away from it that drugs are bad?
78dcc0 No.2341383
>>2341382
Because Philip K Dick said there were niggahs who played in the road and got ran over. They didn't deserve the punishment they had.
d2aa17 No.2341384
>>2341383
lol. Gotta go, see ya.
b28411 No.2341385
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00372f No.2341388
Liberia
Crossdressing cannibals that will eat you raw
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78dcc0 No.2341391
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I'm drunk, let ud join hands togethether
78dcc0 No.2341392
>>2341387
There is, there was.
YOu cannot comprehend death, no one can,
c31f1e No.2341393
>>2341387
actually hope things are going well with you
b28411 No.2341394
00372f No.2341395
loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.
you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.
it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?
maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.
but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.
b28411 No.2341396
loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.
you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.
it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?
maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.
but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.
aa3339 No.2341397
loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.
you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.
it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?
maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.
but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.
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b28411 No.2341401
You mean, you want a sequel?
615237 No.2341403
Muu x Muu
pairing of a lifetime
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ea9cc2 No.2341407
Where the fuck is everyone
b28411 No.2341408
8cab36 No.2341409
Fuck, I'm having flashbacks!
b28411 No.2341410
CHARLIE MAN, LIKE, GEE SCOOB
8cab36 No.2341412
Real talk though, Ace Combat 7 is pretty good. They did a good job with it. Aside from the lazy and shitty fucking PC port.
8cab36 No.2341414
It's playable on a keyboard and mouse, but honestly I wouldn't recommend it. Either a joystick or a gamepad would work best, I think.
But super fun game. Reminds me of shit like AC5. Feels really good. Also, multiplayer is stupid easy when you max everything out. Flying an X-02 just slaying bitches with 4AAMs.
fd6d6e No.2341415
This thread's a lil' slow. Lets pick it up!
ea9cc2 No.2341416
You can't tell me what to do
ea9cc2 No.2341418
>>2341417
Watch that and don't smile? Easy
8cab36 No.2341419
>>2341418
You have no heat.....
ea9cc2 No.2341420
>>2341419
Why would that make me smile
8cab36 No.2341421
>>2341420
Because it's cute.
ea9cc2 No.2341422
>>2341421
I hate children
Also geese are ass holes
fd6d6e No.2341424
>>2341414
idc what anyone says, I enjoyed assault herzion
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fd6d6e No.2341428
>>2341427
The difficult controls made the game more fun for me. I don't know how people hated them so much. I mean flying a plane isn't suppose to be easy
ea9cc2 No.2341429
>>2341428
There's a difference between difficulty and poor optimisation
fd6d6e No.2341430
>>2341429
I will take your word for it, I'm not a gamer after all~
The bad controls made it more fun for me anyway
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ea9cc2 No.2341432
>>2341430
Poor optimisation is laziness/lack of time on the part of the developer, where difficult controls are intentional
>>2341431
Bad
776186 No.2341433
fd6d6e No.2341434
>>2341431
Who even?
>>2341432
Have you played the game?
ea9cc2 No.2341435
>>2341434
I've played enough poorly optimised games to know how it feels
3a3b85 No.2341436
-sits quietly on the floor, nibbling his french toast bites-
fd6d6e No.2341437
>>2341435
play this one! controlling the helicopter is impossible!
fd6d6e No.2341438
>>2341436
Get off the floor its fucking freezing
ea9cc2 No.2341439
8cab36 No.2341440
>>2341436
Here is some English Breakfast tea to help with those.
3a3b85 No.2341441
>>2341438
-squeaks!-
>>2341440
*o* <3 -sips gratefully-
8cab36 No.2341442
>>2341441
Anything for you, little one.
fd6d6e No.2341443
>>2341441
GET THE FUCK OFF THE FLOOR
3a3b85 No.2341444
fd6d6e No.2341445
>>2341444
-picks you up and places you on the sofa-
3a3b85 No.2341446
9f8911 No.2341447
I secretly hoped matt would congratulate me for starting college.
3a3b85 No.2341448
1e80bb No.2341449
bitch ass faggots
where scoots at?
ea9cc2 No.2341450
1e80bb No.2341452
thousand
yard
stare
rifk
trying to endure. This crucifixion of the mind.
1a070a No.2341453
>>2341447
Congratulations!
403616 No.2341455
>>2341447
I'll congratulate you for finishing.
9f8911 No.2341456
>>2341455
That's fair, but breaking the cycle of years of neetdom was noteworthy.
9f8911 No.2341458
>>2341457
Hey, happy birthday
1e80bb No.2341461
>>2341460
how the fuck old are you now?
1e80bb No.2341463
Nezi this whole fucking thing only lasts 5 minutes.
Love and light
-eternal protoype
1e80bb No.2341464
>>2341462
Nezi I saw that flick at the theater the other day.
That shit was raw pain.
ea9cc2 No.2341465
>>2341464
It was beautiful
ea9cc2 No.2341467
403616 No.2341468
>>2341464
oh nice
i took tracer with me to see it
yeah it's strong stuff
1e80bb No.2341469
>>2341468
It is like I AM TOUGH ENOUGH TO STOP THIS
But the truth is we hurt everyone as kids
1e80bb No.2341470
Gimme your favorite song nezi
403616 No.2341471
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i mean you're not gonna like it though
1e80bb No.2341472
1e80bb No.2341475
>>2341474
well fuck you then
bitch ass faggot
where my tp
1e80bb No.2341478
Nezi. What if the storm comes and I don't see you?
dd6c28 No.2341479
Does anyone here have the power to summon Loco?
1a070a No.2341481
dd6c28 No.2341482
Anyone other than Googles?
1e80bb No.2341483
>>2341482
bITCH ASS FAGOT.
dd6c28 No.2341484
Oh my god, Proto.
I do not fucking care.
1a070a No.2341485
>>2341482
I cannot, but someone else can.
dd6c28 No.2341486
Then you are useless to me.
1a070a No.2341487
I was never useful to you in the first place.
901c9c No.2341489
How depressing these last few posts are.
dd6c28 No.2341490
I do not need some crass, religious, ideologue, judging me and my bullshit.
1e80bb No.2341491
>2341487
SAY THE NAME OF THE FIRST AUSSIE NIGGA
>>2341486
cuNT
>>2341488
fUCK WITH THE REAL AND GET FUCKED BY THE REAL.
901c9c No.2341494
>>2341490
Oh Squash who else is as self righteous or pious enough to actually judge you here but me?
1e80bb No.2341495
>>2341484
BITCH ASS FAGGOT
>>2341485
FUCK WITH THE REAL AND GET FUCKED BY THE REAL
dd6c28 No.2341496
>>2341494
shit nigga u rite
1e80bb No.2341497
i NEED smoke hey furrys should I smoke
1e80bb No.2341498
squash..you are the bitch ass fagott who ran away from 4chan
dd6c28 No.2341499
Fight me, you pussy ass bitch.
901c9c No.2341501
>>2341496
I'm always right.
1e80bb No.2341502
>>2341499
Surf with me.
or ski or skate
dd6c28 No.2341503
>>2341501
Would you say you made the right move dating Gilligan?
1e80bb No.2341506
>>2341505
I am going to take you down
one one one
in and out
I will hurt you
901c9c No.2341507
>>2341505
He shows me good music and makes fun of people in the thread.
I'm a nice person and I don't feed into his vitriol, but it's honestly amusing.
dd6c28 No.2341508
>>2341507
Didn't you cuck Usui to death?
901c9c No.2341509
>>2341508
I tried my best to keep him from self destructing, but the poor guy couldn't help but scream loudly that he's a cuck.
I still don't understand why he demanded it to unfold like it did.
c137cd No.2341511
Who will Smiles date and dump next?
Will the law ever catch up to Squash's crimes against nature?
Will Wish ever return?
Find out this and more, on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z.
901c9c No.2341512
>>2341510
My biggest regret is that I wish I picked a better emoji.
I hardly use them, but when I do they always feel like the wrong one after the fact.
2a26f9 No.2341517
>>2341516
hey kissy what are you up to?
2a26f9 No.2341518
my baby dont mess around because she loves me so and this i know fo sho
32af64 No.2341519
>>2341517
Had dinner, now don't know what to do.
I made burgers. Sort of
Just no bun.
2a26f9 No.2341520
>>2341519
We had burgs here today too
tasty.....
Who needs carbs anyways?
You should mix your burger up with some eggs and put it in a bow lor a tortilla......
32af64 No.2341521
>>2341520
Tortilla has carbs.
I do that often though, egg scrambles with some kind of meat and cheese mixed in.
2a26f9 No.2341522
>>2341521
well maybe a little bit of carbs is okay everyone needs energuy :3
I've been practicing headstands hehe
i finally got to full extension with my legs today
thats what ive been up to....
c137cd No.2341523
>>2341518
but does she really wanna
but can't stand to see me walk out the door
32af64 No.2341526
>>2341522
21g a day.
Are you using a wall to help? I remember when I( was good at those, I haven't practiced so most of my balance is off.
2a26f9 No.2341527
>>2341525
*Sweating*
>>2341526
I started with the wall but Now I am able to do it free of my own balance
i was really afraid at first of falling and fucking up my neck but i have been rolling out of the bad ones very well
I talked to my buddies about finding a job and put in some applications recently so hopefully i get that........
do you do any fit stuff ? since I started excersize and cleaning up the diet i feel way better physically and mentally
32af64 No.2341528
>>2341527
Not anything special and not that much since my shoulder injury.
2a26f9 No.2341529
>>2341528
you should do bycicle stuff!
does your shoulder still hurt?
32af64 No.2341531
>>2341529
I detest cycling.
2a26f9 No.2341532
>>2341531
yeah i bet you'd prefer swimming huh stupid otterfishdog thing
32af64 No.2341533
>>2341532
I love swimming.
2a26f9 No.2341534
>>2341533
It's been so long since I'vre gone swimming
I'd like to do it again sometime.....
have you been to the ocean?
32af64 No.2341535
>>2341534
Many, many, many times.
c137cd No.2341536
>ignored by bard
time to kms
2a26f9 No.2341537
>>2341536
I'm sorry anon it's nothing personally I just have performance anxiety
2a26f9 No.2341538
>>2341535
I've onlybeen there once but it's a sstrange feeling
it's like the world ends there
8e5732 No.2341539
32af64 No.2341541
>>2341538
I have pretty much always lived close to the ocean so it isn't too special to me.
2a26f9 No.2341542
>>2341541
have you ever been hurricaned on?
32af64 No.2341544
>>2341543
Good morning you
d693c4 No.2341545
>>2341544
everything is going good
I am so happy to see you again
32af64 No.2341546
Home made thai iced tea is, like, almost as good as something I could buy at the store for easier consumption.
>>2341545
That is wonderful, I tend to visit sporadically. I am on a late-night schedule so I usually am around more during that.
d693c4 No.2341547
>>2341546
I ain't really been posting anyways
the weather has been absolutely awful so it's hard to go anywhere
461d80 No.2341548
32af64 No.2341549
>>2341547
The weather here has been surprisingly nice. Lots of rain.
Supposed chance for snow Monday and Tuesday, but I'm not sold.
d693c4 No.2341550
>>2341549
the sun has been coming out and it's actually super warm but the snow is almost as tall as me out here. the mexicans don't ever wanna shovel their fucking sidewalks tho
d693c4 No.2341551
it gets deadly cold at night time
c137cd No.2341561
>>2341560
Ignoring all my obligations in favor of playing video games at 6 in the morning.
You?
d693c4 No.2341562
>>2341561
smokin a square and waiting for people to wake up cause it's boring
i wake up and fall asleep way too early
c137cd No.2341563
>>2341562
Whatchu gonna do once they're all awake?
d693c4 No.2341564
>>2341563
hopefully get my hands on some weed because I haven't smoked in a week. i got lots of shit to do today tho. when everything opens
2a26f9 No.2341565
>>2341564
Come smoke with me homie.....
d693c4 No.2341566
>>2341565
if you were close i would but it's too cold to even walk to the store
2a26f9 No.2341567
>>2341566
haha yes relatable......
im smoking dab pens and crying about sad koreans
c137cd No.2341568
>>2341564
Hmm, well i hope ur weed is FROZEN and can't be smoked.
d693c4 No.2341569
>>2341567
what's wrong with the koreans?
Dabs fuck up your tolerance
>>2341568
what did I ever do to deserve this
d693c4 No.2341571
>>2341570
clever and original
c137cd No.2341572
d693c4 No.2341573
>>2341572
but I have a job and actually take care of my family
c137cd No.2341574
>>2341573
a well disciplined nigger!
c931b3 No.2341576
>>2341571
smoke weed it's good for you! aeiou
78dcc0 No.2341577
I AWAKE
And also got my shopping done, finally. Got some burritos you cook in the oven, looking forward to eating those.
d693c4 No.2341578
>>2341574
wtf why is she white
and that makes me sound like a slave
>>2341576
please stop being cancer
8e5732 No.2341579
why do i have 0.0 energy on saturdays
c931b3 No.2341580
>>2341578
I'll just smoke some weed it cures cancer!
c137cd No.2341581
>>2341578
Because that's the correct color.
As you should be.
d693c4 No.2341582
>>2341580
it keeps away the squares so maybe you're right
d693c4 No.2341583
>>2341581
I don't get to choose
my skin gets whiter in the winter time tho
c137cd No.2341584
>>2341583
Shit, they're adapting!
c931b3 No.2341585
>>2341582
Weed is lame and what's for squares- Cocaine is where it's at! Fuck, everyone should be doing cocaine.
d693c4 No.2341586
>>2341584
my body is really sensitive in the cold so i rarely go outside. the slightest wind blow feels like a tornado whipping past me >.<
>>2341585
I'd love some cocaine right meow
c931b3 No.2341587
>>2341586
Quit spending fucking money on weed then you square.
d693c4 No.2341589
>>2341587
I don't usually have to spend money on drugs because people gimme em for free
>>2341588
half a one
c931b3 No.2341590
>>2341589
Nobody likes a mooch- It's why we run over communists in this country.
d693c4 No.2341591
>>2341590
it's usually offered to me and I spend a lot more money on other people than I do myself so no one can call me a mooch
c931b3 No.2341592
>>2341591
>I spend a lot more money on other people than I do myself
Why?
1a070a No.2341593
>>2341589
want to be none of one?
c137cd No.2341594
>>2341586
:<
I-I would keep you warm!
>>2341588
hey, that's my joke, frick off
d693c4 No.2341595
>>2341592
>>2341592
cause I make enough to do so and not have to worry about it
d693c4 No.2341596
>>2341593
is that a threat?
>>2341594
nuh
78dcc0 No.2341597
I feel like I need to pray for my soul. I think I talked some mad shit to some girl in hospital and I don't want her to think I'm a knobhead. Wish she was online so I could explain my drunken antics.
c931b3 No.2341598
>>2341595
Give me 1000 dollars.
d693c4 No.2341599
>>2341598
don't know you and I don't like you so no
c137cd No.2341600
>>2341596
yee
>>2341597
But you are a knobhead
b4fc7c No.2341601
>>2341569
>what's wrong with the koreans?
what isnt
ignore this: pICwyLNCZvvqspdf
ignore this: oqwxtKZteZosmWsS
78dcc0 No.2341602
>>2341600
Yeah but I want people not to know that.
d693c4 No.2341603
>>2341600
mm i don't want your warmth
>>2341601
what's with those suspicious spoilers
b4fc7c No.2341604
>>2341603
script i forgot to turn off
ignore this: lIhNBWPKxierFfIh
c137cd No.2341605
>>2341602
Just own it. U dum, B dum.
>>2341603
Oof, you cold hearted.
d153c9 No.2341606
I'm so bored I've got nothing to do.
Everywhere I go is nothing but constant virtue signalling and I'm starting to get tired of politics as a whole.
c931b3 No.2341607
>>2341599
But you make enough so you don't have to worry about it so what's the deal? Are you only a paypig to your buttbuddies because you don't have anything else going on? This has got me genuinely curious now- And you don't like me? Come on now, I'll use it to buy some weed: your personally approved narcotic!
78dcc0 No.2341608
>>2341605
Yeah, I just wish there was a feature on facebook that banned me depending how drunk I am.
Hangovers give me the fear.
d693c4 No.2341609
>>2341604
>>2341604
I have a difficult time trusting you
>>2341605
i have a big heart but it's easy to break
>>2341607
don't care
c931b3 No.2341610
>>2341609
You cared enough to entertain the conversation up until now, what in that post caused your current terminal case of asspain? I'm just asking questions, dood.
c137cd No.2341611
>>2341608
There is, it's called the "deactivate account" feature.
>>2341609
good, cuz you shattered mine
</3
b4fc7c No.2341612
>>2341609
why?
do you want me to post the script
i turned it off
d693c4 No.2341613
>>2341610
it's gonna be a lot harder to keep my attention now
starting to lose interest
>>2341611
I've got tape
>>2341612
dunno
how have you been
c931b3 No.2341614
>>2341613
You've been posting about innane shit on a niche 8chan board offshoot of another niche 8chan board composed of an exiled niche 4chan community for at least two years, your attention span isn't the issue.
78dcc0 No.2341615
>>2341611
I thought that nukes the account though.
May just post a warning to everyone whenever I'm hitting the rum.
>>2341606
Politics are eluisive to me, I'm glad there are some gentlemen on youtube that explains how our country is fucked.
d153c9 No.2341618
>>2341615
I've come to hear enough about politics that I don't want to hear about about it anymore
d693c4 No.2341619
>>2341614
why do you care so much
>>2341616
good
78dcc0 No.2341621
>>2341618
>>2341618
Wish I was that educated on that topic that I was sick of it. Seems a very important thing.
Don't know what I could suggest for boredom. Comfort eat while watching food programs?
c931b3 No.2341623
>>2341619
I didn't, but then you ducked a question, stopped spitting your red hot bantz and started insiting you didn't care, implied I was boring you and suddenly wanted to pull the chute on the whole exchange- Piqued my CURIOSITY.
d693c4 No.2341624
>>2341623
taking me too seriously could get you hurt
c931b3 No.2341625
>>2341624
So do you not spend more than 50% of your income on other people than you do yourself?
d153c9 No.2341626
>>2341621
I doubt it's good for you, ignorance is bliss when it comes to that. You start to see the world as nothing but different ideologies battling with eachother, even the tiniest things.
I dunno though I'm not really into cooking shows, I just watched the latest episode of shield hero yesterday and anxiously waiting for the next.
d693c4 No.2341627
>>2341625
I also never tell a lie
62d52f No.2341628
>>2341624
>>2341625
I'm making a new thread, get ready
62d52f No.2341629
>>2341626
get ready i'm making a new thread
78dcc0 No.2341631