2470b3 No.2340856
ITT We finally be nice to each other and respect each other!
21947f No.2341632
>>2340856
this isn't a new thread liar
bede14 No.2341634
Terrible news, Tsuchi has become too shy and low T to actually post and is reduced to using his usual simpleminded strawmen to talk shit on people behind their backs to a retard in private
Sad!
060f8b No.2341636
>>2341627
So you were only pretending to be retarded.
d83be8 No.2341637
It's bad for your mental health if you act nice if you do not feel like being nice!
2470b3 No.2341638
>>2341632
Its your fault for not seeing through the lie
>>2341634
Erio! -hug-
>>2341637
Yes it is and it can be very draining too
21947f No.2341639
4625ad No.2341640
>>2341626
Yeah, I'm as ignorant as they come. So long as I got my tobacco and my videogames I'm a happy boy.
I don't know where I sit in the political spectrum. I'd rather be wise and miserable than uneducated and happy though.
I've been getting into Tigtone recently, that's a fun cartoon.
21947f No.2341641
060f8b No.2341643
>>2341640
>So long as I got my tobacco
What's your brand?
21947f No.2341644
>>2341636
you aren't good at this at all
>>2341638
i saw it
4625ad No.2341645
>>2341643
Usually smoke the cheapest. Right now I'm on Gold Leaf. I like Amsterdamer the most though, it's what I get from ASDA.
2470b3 No.2341646
>>2341644
You didn't see it in time
4625ad No.2341647
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fucking love this new video, is all about how women get kidnapped in Kyrgyzstan and forced into marriage. Fucking crazy.
060f8b No.2341648
>>2341644
Would just be a weird thing, bullshitting about something so benign- Not like you were lying and saying you've got a six foot cock to blow me the fuck out, it wasn't something so far off the wall that I'd have to be an idiot to believe it because you zoomers do that kinda thing (throwing money at friends) all the time- If it was some deep level troll shit and I was being played like a damn fiddle why did you hit the eject button the next post? Clue me in my dood, sppon feed me because this is all over the damn roadmap if it's some 4d underwater chess 24 hour op.
d83be8 No.2341649
>>2341640
Wanting to be wise, knowing you'll be miserable by trying to be so is kinda a strange thing.
I've always been surrounded by alcoholics and junkies, so i kinda rejected drugs when i was younger, and recently growing out of videogames. Looking for a new hobby.
What's tigtone about? Seems kinda lighthearted.
060f8b No.2341650
>>2341645
I'm a retarded, fat American- Define "cheap" for me if you please.
060f8b No.2341651
>>2341649
>Looking for a new hobby.
Lockpicking
4625ad No.2341652
>>2341649
It's about a hero who is obsessed with quests, and often completes them with vicious violence. He has a companion called 'Helpy' which can regenerate.
Maybe you could get into Magic The Gathering cards.
4625ad No.2341653
I'd pay good money to rid me of this mortal fear.
4625ad No.2341654
Gonna go to my mum's. See ya later. Hope this hangover fear wanes.
2470b3 No.2341655
>>2341654
drink her some milk and bread on your way there
1f5faa No.2341657
Glad you clarified that one
21947f No.2341658
>>2341646
i saw it before i started posting
>>2341648
it's so amusing when you go on your ego trips
1f5faa No.2341660
691376 No.2341661
1f5faa No.2341664
2470b3 No.2341665
>>2341663
then why did you post?
060f8b No.2341668
>>2341658
Ego trip? I'm saying you got one over on me, I don't understand- Spoonfeed me the rundown on it because opsec is tight.
d8506b No.2341670
2470b3 No.2341671
>>2341669
just say the truth, its because you love me deeply
>>2341670
HAIL SATAN
d8506b No.2341672
1f5faa No.2341673
>>2341667
I usually notice when people say something retarded
2470b3 No.2341674
>>2341672
>:(
>>2341673
Its just a typo
Everyone makes mistakes
21947f No.2341675
>>2341668
don't care enough
the only reason I'm responding is because you are the only one giving me attention
>>2341671
I love you all but don't tell anyone I said that
1f5faa No.2341676
>>2341674
Wouldn't be the first time you said something weird like that
691376 No.2341677
this chapter in my book about computer parts starts with a quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
1f5faa No.2341678
2470b3 No.2341679
>>2341675
You should only love me. Your secret is safe with me
>>2341676
I make a lot of typos for something reason. I make typos in every sentence
d8506b No.2341681
21947f No.2341682
>>2341679
I have too much love to give
2470b3 No.2341683
>>2341681
Lord Satan is the one true creator. Show some respect
>>2341682
You should only give it to me
bede14 No.2341685
>>2341638
-huggu- ♥
Just finished masturbating
>>2341639
>>2341641
When do you think Smiles is going to leave him because she prefers underage boys? She's a self-hating pedo, but I think she can only repress her urges for so long
2470b3 No.2341686
>>2341684
but i deserve it more
21947f No.2341690
>>2341685
I haven't talked to Smile in a while
2470b3 No.2341692
>>2341691
Because you love me and you should do what you can for me
d8506b No.2341693
>>2341689
Teach me, sensei
bede14 No.2341694
>>2341687
Pretty good, it had been a few days
How u
>>2341690
Well u've been e-dead
2470b3 No.2341695
>>2341693
Open your mind and let him in, let him guide you
21947f No.2341698
>>2341692
my love doesn't belong to you tho
>>2341694
it's the best way to be
bede14 No.2341699
>>2341698
Being like Wish is the best way to be? Doesn't sound right
d8506b No.2341700
>>2341695
Sounds kinda gay tbh.
>>2341697
Raphiel?
2470b3 No.2341701
>>2341694
Oh? How much did you shoot? I'm curious :o
I'm not doing too well...
It seems my explosive anger issues are coming back...
Yes I couldn't find my brownie in the fridge and I thought my brother ate and I started pounding it with my fist.
It turned out my mom moved it to the back...
Then later I couldn't find the hammer to break the ice for my drink... So I started punching the block of ice until it crumbled. My mom was looking at me and called me a retard. She thinks I should get back on medication
21947f No.2341702
>>2341699
I'm nothing like that plebeian
bede14 No.2341703
>>2341700
No I mean who are you
>>2341701
A lot
You should start meditating again, also ur mom is a cunt
>>2341702
Then don't be e-dead
2470b3 No.2341705
>>2341698
But I created you...
>>2341700
Being gay is fine. Who are you? What's your avatar?
>>2341703
I'm having trouble typing too
All I want to do is make art to calm me down
hey don't call me mom that >_<
i'm only allowed to call her that...
how many shots?
21947f No.2341706
>>2341705
I've seen myself being born so I know that isn't true
2470b3 No.2341707
>>2341706
What did your mom's twat look like?
d8506b No.2341708
>>2341703
I'm me.
>>2341705
Don't have one really, I just post images I like.
bede14 No.2341709
I have a weird hunch that the anon might be Love Anon using a different persona because of other posts an anon typing like this has made recently
>>2341704
Busy w/ cocks xDD
>>2341705
You could also call that "urban hunting" :^)
Pigs are actually smarter than dogs btw
She is one tho and you put up with it a lot, and idk I wasn't counting
bede14 No.2341711
>>2341708
What are your favorite animes?
1f5faa No.2341712
>>2341679
Should work on that
2470b3 No.2341714
>>2341709
Oh... I didn't know that...
Could be kinda fun to have one as a pet...
Um yesterday my mom embarrassed me outside and when I got her alone I grabbed her arm and told her if she did it again I would punch her in the face, she got so scared haha
I like when I fall to my knees when I cum
2470b3 No.2341715
>>2341712
I'm too lazy
What should I do?
>>2341713
Was it bushy?
1f5faa No.2341716
>>2341715
Don't care what you do
2470b3 No.2341717
>>2341716
Do you wouldn't care if I erased your family?
21947f No.2341718
>>2341715
i don't remember
1f5faa No.2341719
And you wonder why I don't like you
d8506b No.2341720
>>2341710
>>2341711
Eureka Seven, Hai to Gensou no Grimgar, Jin-Rou... to name three.
What are yours, Erio?
2470b3 No.2341721
>>2341718
did you feel her wet bush brush against your face?
>>2341719
I just want to know if you would care
>>2341720
good choice in waifu
d8506b No.2341722
>>2341721
I knew you'd like it.
21947f No.2341724
>>2341721
i wish i had the one where she's puking blood
2470b3 No.2341725
>>2341722
Um is that koukuma?
>>2341723
I bet he sniffed it
>>2341724
This is why I'm glad I was c-sectioned
21947f No.2341726
>>2341725
it's better to be
370de5 No.2341727
Fuck Moogs
Fuck Test
Fuck Mods
Fuck Admins
And Fuck Jannies
bede14 No.2341728
Love Anon exhibits some kind of social anxiety that prevents him from answering any questions about himself even if they're just a question about what animes he likes or something, so I guess this may not be him
>>2341713
Why not? I think you want cocks
>>2341714
I kind of want a pet pig; they're kawaii and supposedly they're easier to train too
>>2341720
Ur probably motherfucking Spec being a le anonymous coward again
And NGNL, Jojo (the series with Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency), and maybe Happy Sugar Life I guess
Hard to pick favorites
2470b3 No.2341730
>>2341726
You should have your wife C-Section your kids. You don't want to shred her twat
>>2341727
Don't you want to fuck me too? :<
>>2341728
Love-chan CANNOT be trusted.
My sister has one, its still a baby so she doesn't know how smart it is I guess :thinking:
It makes porn level succ noise when it eats
d8506b No.2341731
>>2341725
I don't think so, it's an original by this guy, I think: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=13922
>>2341728
Well, what's your evidence for and against?
Yeah it's very hard to pic favorites.
21947f No.2341732
>>2341730
I don't want kids.
21947f No.2341734
>>2341733
they're loud, obnoxious, needy, annoying little bastards and the last thing I want are mini versions of me running around causing mischief
370de5 No.2341735
>>2341729
My guys in rimworld gain joy from wearing human leather and eating people.
I exclusively recruit psychopaths because they practice something I like to call Moral Relativism
>>2341730
Mostly just Test
21947f No.2341736
maybe when i find the one
maybe
bede14 No.2341738
>>2341729
You DON'T want cock at all? Okay, I guess I'll remember that :^)
>>2341730
Xe seems like a stuffy super prude (I use random pronouns to refer to xer because ne refuses to tell me ver preferred pronouns or if she's a boy or a girl or what)
That sounds kawaii
>>2341731
My gay sense and u being online on Steam are the evidence for it
21947f No.2341739
>>2341735
why would they call it rimworld that just sounds so gay
21947f No.2341740
>>2341738
what does that mean?
d8506b No.2341742
>>2341738
...as opposed to someone that isn't online at the moment?
You gotta do better than that, babe.
bede14 No.2341743
>>2341740
I'm kidding; I know you like cock
>>2341742
Yeah this feels like Spec being a gay
21947f No.2341744
>>2341741
what good are you then?
>>2341743
you are just obsessed with it
d8506b No.2341745
>>2341743
I understand... sometimes something just feels right, even if you can't actually prove it.
a36fd1 No.2341746
Thank god I do not work today.
2470b3 No.2341748
>>2341734
Oh that's normal, that's where parenting comes in, you have to teach them about being considerate to the feelings of others
>>2341735
What would you do to Test? I don't think he can handle you
>>2341737
NICE TRY FBI
>>2341738
Love-chan is female, she used to claim a husbando in /waifu/ a few years ago
d8506b No.2341750
>>2341748
Blood-chan, please.
2470b3 No.2341751
>>2341749
don't you want to dong him with your horse cock?
>>2341750
How do you know my name anon? Who are you??
bede14 No.2341752
>>2341744
And ur in denial about your obsession
>>2341745
Yeah that's good for making working assumptions of who people are on an anime picture chat board but bad if you're trying to assert an opinion on something as absolute fact
I know Spec-kun would try to make the false equivalency that those two things are the same tho; I see why he got mistaken for Eva :3
>>2341748
Could just be a gay
2470b3 No.2341753
>>2341752
Oh? Has Love-chan shown signs of being a guy?
d8506b No.2341754
>>2341751
Oh please, I'm not even pretending to be new, I'm just not giving out a name.
>>2341752
That what two things are the same?
bede14 No.2341755
>>2341753
No, I'm just saying it COULD be a gay
Who was their husbando
>>2341754
Figuring out who people are by how they act and feeling that an opinion you have is absolutely "right"
Like the opinion that Spec should be shot with one his "look how totally masculine and not low t I am" guns, for example. It could feel pretty "right" but it's still just a matter of opinion :3
2470b3 No.2341756
>>2341754
No one calls me Blood-chan anymore though. They did two years ago, so you must be an oldfriend
>>2341755
I don't know her husbando because I kept skimming by her posts and didn't really talk to her :<
Who is your husbando?
bede14 No.2341757
>>2341756
The dumbass ur talking to is Spec
>Who is your husbando?
Satan
d8506b No.2341758
>>2341755
Mmmh, close is only good in horseshoes kinda thing?
Gosh, I'm starting to feel like this is a rather personal attack. Are you trying to get a rise out of me over something?
>>2341756
People call you Blood-chan all the time, don't be stupid.
bede14 No.2341759
>>2341758
What does that phrase have to do with this? Spec-kun please
And it's just flirting
2470b3 No.2341760
>>2341757
I want to run away from NYC....
Just start a new life
>>2341758
The only person who calls me Blood-chan is Limes :thinking:
bede14 No.2341761
>>2341760
So work on that
I'm probably going to live in Thailand for a while btw the way
d8506b No.2341762
>>2341759
Forget it.
Your flirting sucks, work on it.
>>2341760
Who the fuck is Limes?
bede14 No.2341763
>>2341762
So you weren't flirting when you posted about shooting me? uwu
21947f No.2341764
>>2341747
you are not good
>>2341748
>>2341748
I'm still learning things myself I don't have time to teach anyone else
>>2341752
what is my obsession
2470b3 No.2341765
>>2341761
Why Thailand? ><
I wanna move to Singapore
>>2341762
Limes is your previous Persona
2470b3 No.2341767
>>2341764
Just be considerate and people will love you. That's how I have so many friends irl
bede14 No.2341768
>>2341764
Getting lewdly dominated
>>2341765
To fuck all their genders
Jk, just cause I like to travel and it seems like a nice place with good food
21947f No.2341769
>>2341767
I am surrounded by people who would die for me all the time. I am no stranger to love.
d8506b No.2341770
>>2341763
Talk about firin' your load...
>>2341765
I don't have any previous, or even alternate personas!
bede14 No.2341771
>>2341769
>I am no stranger to love
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AWAY AND DESERT YOU
>>2341770
Maybe you'll be higher T if I feed you my divine cummies
21947f No.2341772
>>2341771
don't make it gay
d8506b No.2341773
>>2341771
Your idea on who would be in what positions has always amused me.
bede14 No.2341774
>>2341772
It's a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>2341773
Because the guns u have irl mean you're dom and compensate for ur crippling lack of T?
d8506b No.2341776
>>2341774
Is that really what you think, Erio?
2470b3 No.2341777
>>2341768
You should totally add a few notches to your belt~ Try not to get any of them pregnant :<
Oh does it have a lot of a good street food? Um... wonder if they can speak English over there....
>>2341769
But you don't have to love any of them in return, just love me :<
>>2341770
Alright I'll believe for now...
d8506b No.2341778
>>2341777
But Jesus Christ, with how many people have one here, I may as well come up with one, 'eh?
21947f No.2341780
>>2341777
I would do the same for them cause I do
34a5a4 No.2341781
-is mean and disrespects everyone-
2470b3 No.2341782
>>2341778
Yes you should, its a lot of fun getting to know people from different perspectives~
>>2341780
I don't want you to love anyone but me~
>>2341781
Out get
d8506b No.2341783
>>2341782
Well, don't let Erio hear you say that~
I'm not good at coming up with names, though.
bede14 No.2341785
>>2341776
No, I think ur a sub
>>2341777
Whatever the Tumblr word is for mostly only being interested in lewd things with people you have an emotional connection with, that's what I am irl
The street food looks pretty good and yeah I think they're generally better with English than Chinese people are; I'll learn some Thai tho
>>2341781
uwu
34a5a4 No.2341786
>>2341782
Who's going to me make?
34a5a4 No.2341787
>>2341785
Ayy bb how u doin?
d8506b No.2341788
>>2341785
But no one's ever gonna know.
bede14 No.2341789
Oh it's "demisexual"
>>2341787
Pretty good, u? Kind of hungry but I'm going to a family dinner at my grandma's house later so I'll just eat a ton there
>>2341788
Hu knows
Btw I guess since the origin of his name is "Humanpony" that means it's pronounced like "Hue"? What a stereotypical nerd name
34a5a4 No.2341790
>>2341789
Pretty good, I just had a nice coffee
d8506b No.2341791
>>2341789
How were you pronouncing it? "Who"?
2470b3 No.2341792
>>2341783
I will not allow Erio's ego to become bigger than mine, do not worry~
Haha just let it come naturally~ People usually get named by other people here
>>2341784
because
>>2341785
I want you to develop emotional attachments to everyone you meet. That way the world won't seem so small~
Oh cool another language you have to learn~
When will you be moving over there and for how long? :<
>>2341786
I am the OP of this thread so I'll have erio do my bidding~
21947f No.2341793
>>2341792
you don't want me to become obsessed with you
1f5faa No.2341794
>>2341793
He feeds off that, so he probably does
d8506b No.2341795
>>2341792
Dare I ask for a name I'll almost certainly regret...
2470b3 No.2341797
>>2341793
N-no! Obsession is different from love. I want you to love me forever
>>2341795
you people will just call you whatever :/
Erio named me Blood-chan 7 years ago
34a5a4 No.2341798
>>2341792
Good luck with that you fucking SLUTburger
2470b3 No.2341799
i'm sorry for bad grammar v_v
2470b3 No.2341800
>>2341798
Don't you want to eat me...?
2470b3 No.2341802
>>2341801
Then tell me you love me
34a5a4 No.2341803
>>2341800
No you're fattening and gross
>>2341801
Neko don't be a dumbshit.
21947f No.2341804
>>2341802
I'm not saying something so embarrassing
21947f No.2341805
>>2341803
I'm super smart tho
eb96ae No.2341806
>>2340856
Up yours, nigger.
2470b3 No.2341807
>>2341803
I wish I could gain weight... maybe I'll start gaining in my late 20's, iunno
>>2341804
You should admit your deepest truth
>>2341806
If I was a mod I would make you pay
2470b3 No.2341808
File: 8f350f0b7e7123f⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 8.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Revolving Flying Thunder G….mp4)
1f5faa No.2341809
That clip makes me glad I've never watched Naruto
2470b3 No.2341812
>>2341809
You don't like magic?
>>2341810
Just admit you love me the most >:(
34a5a4 No.2341813
>>2341805
Well, it's cute that you think that.
1f5faa No.2341815
>>2341812
Magic is fine, that shit was just cringey
2470b3 No.2341816
>>2341815
Ehh... but how? I thought it was a really well thought out strategy
34a5a4 No.2341820
>>2341817
That wasn't a compliment.
2470b3 No.2341821
>>2341820
Even her normal face looks evil. You have to stop avataring creepy women
21947f No.2341823
>>2341818
it's true
>>2341820
sounded like it
34a5a4 No.2341825
>>2341823
Bless your simple little heart.
Do you know what facetious means?
2470b3 No.2341826
>>2341822
._.,
don't post her in my thread
>>2341823
do you love yourself at least?
>>2341824
Don't post that shit in my thread
a36fd1 No.2341827
>>2341766
Sorry I keep having to go do things. Let me go find the thing.
34a5a4 No.2341828
>>2341826
I'll leave if you lick my foot like a dog and beg.
bce715 No.2341830
There is way too much anime faggotry going in here today.
2470b3 No.2341832
>>2341828
But I'm not a dog? I'm a pig remember?
>>2341830
Hey, got any favorite anime?
>>2341831
See above what?
34a5a4 No.2341834
>>2341831
Then you should know it wasn't.
>>2341832
Disgusting.
2470b3 No.2341835
>>2341833
No gay in my thread, please
2470b3 No.2341836
>>2341834
What game is she playing? I bet I could beat her
34a5a4 No.2341837
>>2341836
Voting Rock Paper Scissors.
The game is played between two players where they need cooperation from their classmates. A voting phase occurs where at least 30 students in the class have to draw either a rock, paper, or scissors on their cards and place them into a sealed box were the players cannot see it. Then the players have to draw three cards and have to choose one to play against each other.
However, unlike Jankenpo, the cards in the player's hand is mixed rather than having a set of each type of card. As an example, a player may have two of rock and one scissors or any other combination, however having one of each is pretty rare.
If the player comes to a draw, the player has to choose a new card that they have in their hand that they didn't already use. If both players continue to end up in a draw with their next two cards then the game ends in a tie.
2470b3 No.2341839
>>2341837
Please don't write that much again. Would be funny if the students rigged it for their friend
4625ad No.2341840
Fucking stuck with low prio. This is suffering.
At least I'm over my hangover now. I could just cuddle you all.
2470b3 No.2341841
>>2341838
Hitaru-sama is not gay!
87b77e No.2341842
Went pvp ganking in wow, got achievements and a title
2470b3 No.2341843
I wish I understood gamer-speak
87b77e No.2341844
>>2341843
I got good girl points for killing people in the other army in world of wowcraft
4625ad No.2341845
>>2341842
Nice, I might get into World of Warcraft one day.
2470b3 No.2341846
>>2341844
ohhhhhhhh okay
Every time you speak Gamer I feel like i'm missing out on something fun
1f5faa No.2341847
It better not have been Warfront garbage
02e20a No.2341849
02e20a No.2341851
02e20a No.2341852
it's been weeks. Monster got a new flavr. it's that one in the memes, but it has a pink dragon on it.
1f5faa No.2341853
>>2341852
Show pic, my interest is piqued
4625ad No.2341854
I wish I had something chocolate to go with a cup of tea right now.
>>2341849
One of those games that capture your soul?
02e20a No.2341855
1f5faa No.2341856
02e20a No.2341858
it tastes like flat and boring. the original one is carbonated af and almost metalic. also for some reason it's called Rehab in America, but Dragon Tea over here.
>>2341854
is that why you say you wanna get into it?
02e20a No.2341859
1f5faa No.2341860
Do you not like dragon fruit?
1f5faa No.2341861
None of the rehab ones are carbonated
02e20a No.2341862
ooooh. it's non-carbonated. that's why it's boring.
4625ad No.2341863
>>2341858
I'd try that. I do need some chilled tea shit.
It's like I want a time sink to join, I want something to sink my teeth into. Played a lot of Dota2, would like to spread my gaming tastes.
1f5faa No.2341864
Orange rehab is pretty tasty
1f5faa No.2341865
BC, give me some of your vodka
02e20a No.2341866
>>2341863
there's plenty in life to get into without the perpetual sense of artificial reward that makes games like crack. get into cooking.
>>2341864
sensation matters too
1f5faa No.2341868
>>2341866
I like the pipeline punch or whatever it's called. Pink can with a weird texture, tastes like fruit punch
>>2341867
d11ebf No.2341869
>Got home from the cinema 30 seconds ago
>Poppin' my old college/uni days drink
>time to self implode down memory lane
What up fuckers.
4625ad No.2341870
>>2341866
Yeah, I got a load of microwave meals because I can't be arsed cooking, but I may take you up on your advice. Cooking is a good skill.
Tomorrow I'll make bacon, beans and toast.
d11ebf No.2341871
People who cannot cook or refuse to learn should perish.
If I am ever Party Secretary of Food and Agricultue, there will be an unholy reckoning.
02e20a No.2341872
>>2341868
does it have memes?
>>2341869
wb
>>2341870
you said you wanted a hobby to sink your teeth into
4625ad No.2341873
>>2341871
I'm lazy, but I do need to learn how to cook. I can cook stir fries.
>>2341872
Nah, not another hobby, rather another game to get into. There's a lot of games I haven't really completed. I'll try and get back into Cultist Simulator.
1f5faa No.2341874
>>2341872
No, but these ones are good
1f5faa No.2341875
>>2341871
My general sense of dissatisfaction
1f5faa No.2341876
>>2341875
>>2341869
Whatever, at least it went to the right person
d11ebf No.2341877
>>2341872
#thank.
Fruli, truly nectar of the gods.
>>2341873
Pasta/Italian, use that as your starter. Pasta is EASY.
Italian is quick, easy and low step.
>>2341876
1f5faa No.2341878
2470b3 No.2341879
>>2341851
let me drink you!
>>2341865
my mom took it :<
>>2341877
stay up late tonight
prepare your body for tmrw!
d11ebf No.2341880
>>2341879
SUPERB OWL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4625ad No.2341881
>>2341877
Oh yeah, I know how to cook pasta. I think I got some shit sauces though.
02e20a No.2341882
>>2341873
if you really gotta get into a new game instead of something more real, Fallout 4 is pretty consuming and satisfying.
>>2341874
yet nobody cares enough to make memes about it
>>2341877
you Eurofags and your wacky alcohols
>>2341879
you'd much rather the Monster Ultra. trust me.
1f5faa No.2341883
>>2341879
Disappointed
>>2341882
It's no Monster Ultra
I don't know how people like those, they taste awful
d11ebf No.2341884
>>2341881
>CHOPPED TOMATOS
>BASIL
>OLIVE OIL
>OREGANO
boom
next one
>>2341882
wild and weird
4625ad No.2341885
>>2341882
Didn't really like Fallout 4, didn't like the base building elements. Going through Tropico 4.
I'mma play dota2, see if I can get out of low prio.
4625ad No.2341886
>>2341884
That sounds better than the sauce I got. What is your favourite food?
02e20a No.2341887
>>2341883
you don't actually believe that, do you?
>>2341884
wanna try buckfast someday.
>>2341885
good luck. really.
2470b3 No.2341888
>>2341880
Lets go RAMS!
>>2341882
But you're warm and stuff
>>2341883
Yeah... I'll buy some more tomorrow and hide it from her
d11ebf No.2341889
>>2341886
Anything and everything. As long as it has meat. But, wgamama tonktasu ramen is pretty high on the list.
Love a bit of everything, but I cannot live without some spice in my life.
CHILLIS
welcome. to. chilis
>>2341887
That stuff is wild. Great chaser for coke.
>>2341888
NEVER! Time to shit on LA.
4625ad No.2341890
I'm off to bed, nini
>>2341889
Chillis are top tier for me too.
d11ebf No.2341891
>>2341890
Have a good sleep yo.
Dream of lamb/rosemary stuffed raviolis and chilli pesto.
2470b3 No.2341892
>view outside my window
Jealous flyoverfags?
2470b3 No.2341893
>>2341889
The Cheaters are going down!
02e20a No.2341894
>>2341888
I don't produce anything you'd want to drink.
>>2341889
would like to try that too.
2470b3 No.2341895
>>2341894
that's where you're wrong mother fucker
d11ebf No.2341896
>>2341892
So jealous of the shitty buildings that arent nearly half as old as our queen
>>2341893
Who? the rams?
>>2341894
Nothing so wild or so fun. Yeet.
1f5faa No.2341897
>>2341887
That its not good tasting to me? I don't need to believe it, I know it to be a fact
>>2341888
Why would you need to hide it in the first place lul
2470b3 No.2341900
>>2341896
The Slams never cheated like The Cheaters
>>2341897
Cuz she'll think its hers when its mine >:(
>>2341898
Are you really Irish?
d11ebf No.2341901
>>2341900
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
THE GRONK
BET AGAINST US
1f5faa No.2341902
>>2341900
>not being able to keep it in the freezer
Absolutely despicable
02e20a No.2341903
time to figure out how to organize my time.
>>2341895
well... that's something
>>2341896
all within moderation
>>2341897
re-evaluate your findings
2470b3 No.2341904
>>2341901
Edelmen carried them to the Superbowl, not Gronk and not Old man Brady
2470b3 No.2341905
>>2341902
Hmm many I can, she'll never think to look in there...
>>2341903
Where are you doing? Please stay in my thread until the very end.
I can drink your blood~
1978e3 No.2341906
>>2341899
I can relate to that feel
>>2341900
I was born in the US, but my family migrated to the US in the 1940's
I just stuck with Irish as a name because I'm unimaginative as fuck too
1f5faa No.2341907
>>2341903
Why would I do that
>>2341905
Why the hell wouldn't she
Do you both keep it in the cupboard?
>>2341906
I think we all can
d11ebf No.2341908
>>2341903
but of course! moderation in all things!
>>2341904
try an hit im
you cant
1978e3 No.2341910
>>2341909
In that case, it is!
2470b3 No.2341912
>>2341907
No I keep it in my room on my bed
I want to go back to my apartment...
We have a big chest freezer in the living room
All my food is buried in the bottom, no one ever thinks to look that deep inside
>>2341908
Edelman shoulda been MVP in SB 49.....
2470b3 No.2341913
>>2341910
White people hate being called Irish, but I call them that all the time haha
>>2341911
Ready for the Super Bowl?
3f2093 No.2341914
>>2341913
Football is dumb lol
1978e3 No.2341915
>>2341913
It's like living in Florida and calling a Cuban a Puerto Rican.
But then you get stabbed
78d013 No.2341917
>>2341915
I acknowledge that all white people look the same, they can acknowledge that they all look the same.
78d013 No.2341919
>>2341916
>Asia
Must be that Mongolian blood in you.
3f2093 No.2341920
>>2341918
where is your shame
d11ebf No.2341921
1978e3 No.2341922
>>2341917
Hey I agree. They just gotta be overly proud of [ENTER CARIBBEAN ISLAND NATION HERE]
2470b3 No.2341923
>>2341914
You're just mad because your Steelers aren't in it
>>2341915
Hahaha
Sounds like a plan~
>>2341916
You're like pure white D:
78d013 No.2341925
>>2341921
You don't want to be related to Khan?
>>2341922
They'd be African then, according to Trump.
1978e3 No.2341926
>>2341923
Well when I'm in the mood to get stabbed, I can rest easy knowing I live in a city where that's EASILY accessible
>>2341925
>implying they wouldn't be Mexican in his eyes
d11ebf No.2341927
>>2341923
>>2341924
I got that Whiteness, wanna suck this privileged nut?
>>2341925
I remember hearing something like 8% of parts of asia are related by Khan DNA
370de5 No.2341928
15% Dane
someone got raped
3f2093 No.2341929
>>2341923
Maybe next year
it's been awhile
1f5faa No.2341930
78d013 No.2341931
>>2341926
If you're talking about the Caribbean, they'd be black.
>>2341927
16 million men in the world are directly related to Khan.
1f5faa No.2341932
Yui know I had to do it to em
d11ebf No.2341935
The DNA also accounts for why I cannot jump.
>>2341931
>>2341928
That's a lot of damage!
370de5 No.2341936
>>2341935
I heard they got in trouble for adding a small amount of black DNA into people that actually had none.
d11ebf No.2341937
>>2341936
that makes me feel sick
4105a1 No.2341938
-naps quietly on the couch with the three skwirls-
3f2093 No.2341939
>be me
>part black on ancestry
what is up my "niggas"
d11ebf No.2341940
>have all this accumulated privilege
>cannot say the n word
>
78d013 No.2341941
>>2341939
"Hello fellow kids"
3f2093 No.2341942
>>2341941
you just wanna keep a brother down
3f2093 No.2341944
Traps are not gay in a box
Traps are not gay with a fox
Traps are not gay in a house
Traps are not gay with a mouse
Traps are not gay, here and there
Traps are not gay everywhere
d11ebf No.2341946
3f2093 No.2341947
>>2341946
what do you think of figma ?
d11ebf No.2341948
2470b3 No.2341950
Damn it I can't post anymore
Fucking eye fatigue
4105a1 No.2341951
-makes squeaky little snores, one of the skwirls curled up atop his head-
d11ebf No.2341952
d11ebf No.2341955
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3f2093 No.2341957
You know what I really like in a girl?
Me
bce715 No.2341958
Nothing feels better than a self-given haircut.
1f5faa No.2341959
It's coming up on 2 years since I had a hair cut
bce715 No.2341960
Back when I had a job where I could have a ponytail, I'd say about same. Sadly I can't be a pinko commie anymore.
1f5faa No.2341961
I work for the government, I could dress like a homeless person and they couldn't do anything about it
2470b3 No.2341963
How did you get that government job?
37a7df No.2341964
bce715 No.2341965
Don't you already dress like a homeless person though, duke?
370de5 No.2341966
>>2341937
How much semen and money does it cost to get this test ?
1f5faa No.2341967
2470b3 No.2341969
Heh I wouldn't get hired with my record anyway...
1f5faa No.2341970
I applied for it, that's how you get a job
2470b3 No.2341972
How long did they take to call you?
1f5faa No.2341973
1f5faa No.2341975
bce715 No.2341976
Nature is a fickle mistress. Always respect her.
2470b3 No.2341977
what do you have to do all day?
'
1f5faa No.2341978
1f5faa No.2341981
2470b3 No.2341984
>>2341983
I thought he was going to whiteknight her
1f5faa No.2341986
The one I had since December
No
2470b3 No.2341987
Why do you not want to talk about your job?
1f5faa No.2341988
4105a1 No.2341990
-the three skwirls scamper through the thread, each helping to carry a pitcher of iced tea. Sonata follows behind with an arm full of glasses clinking precariously-
bce715 No.2341991
>>2341990
What is the poison of the day, little one?
1f5faa No.2341992
I'm ashamed of everything about me lul
4105a1 No.2341993
>>2341991
-squeaks and looks up at you, doesn't has poison- :<
bce715 No.2341994
>>2341993
Apologies, it is a turn of phrase. What kind of tea do ya got?
4105a1 No.2341995
>>2341994
-points at the skwirls to try and tell you he has iced tea but fumbles the glasses as he does. He quickly juggles them, squeaking frantically as he tries not to drop them.-
bce715 No.2341996
>>2341995
Careful there, little one. Any particular flavor of tea? Or just your basic every day iced tea?
fcdde3 No.2341997
>>2341873
Get into Osu!mania.
4105a1 No.2341998
>>2341996
-looks sheepish...it has lemon- o.o
bce715 No.2341999
>>2341998
Well thank you, lad. I will enjoy a glass on my way to bed. Don't stay up too late now.
1f5faa No.2342000
2470b3 No.2342001
do not be ashamed of anything about you
everything about you is a unique gift
4105a1 No.2342002
>>2341999
-turns down your covers and lays a mint on your pillow!-
1f5faa No.2342003
2470b3 No.2342004
I used to think that way when I was 12 too. You'll grow out of it. You will realize how special you really are
1f5faa No.2342005
2470b3 No.2342006
My wifi is a bit slow, see ya!
4105a1 No.2342007
-sits down with his glass and drinks the iced tea too fast, enjoying it very much. He gives himself an ice headache and squints- -_-
9e1a15 No.2342008
>literal discord trannies and NEETs
1f5faa No.2342009
I'm glad you aren't staring at me like that
4105a1 No.2342010
>>2342008
-gives you a Kahuna Burger and hides-
a36fd1 No.2342011
9e1a15 No.2342012
>>2342010
Neck yourself.
>>2342011
best boy
4105a1 No.2342014
>>2342012
:< -is sorry you're not feeling well tonight. Gives you a cup of hot tea and a hug, hoping you'll feel better soon-
a36fd1 No.2342015
>>2342012
We should get Dallas and do another call later.
9e1a15 No.2342016
>>2342015
im up for it!
>>2342014
how can you debase yourself so fluently?
0025c2 No.2342019
whoooo want's to call on discord i need some people to play games with me
4105a1 No.2342020
>>2342016
-does not understand and builds a blanket and couch cushion fort to use as a bass since it's upsetting you- :<
a36fd1 No.2342022
I'm already in a call and don't want to be near Goggles.
94d7ee No.2342023
Told ya he can be a cunt.
0025c2 No.2342024
94d7ee No.2342025
a36fd1 No.2342026
Kill yourself.
Darwin will never love you.
e936b7 No.2342030
A love story greater than twilight.
0025c2 No.2342032
squash what do you have against the aussie?
3f2093 No.2342033
>>2342031
what are you up to goggles?
I watchd some fights with my friend today hehe...
94d7ee No.2342034
>>2342033
Watching a girl fill up on midnight snacks while I play vidya and drink cowfee.
4730ee No.2342035
0025c2 No.2342038
>>2342035
He's too hairy for that
4730ee No.2342039
>>2342036
My hair looks nice now
I look sophisticated
My roommate also bought me suspenders too
>>2342038
Hey bby ^W^
4730ee No.2342041
>>2342040
Only if you gimme a kiss :3
4730ee No.2342043
>>2342042
Oh you tsundere ass Aussie
How's life been dude?
When am I taking you out for Salmon rolls?
94d7ee No.2342044
>>2342043
Life has been busy and fruitful.
Uhm.. we can go if I ever end up on the west coast of the Americas.
4730ee No.2342045
>>2342044
Oh my look at you, growing up so fast
I wonder if you'd actually meet up with me though, I would spoil you and maybe even get you drunk but I heard youre quite the lightweight
94d7ee No.2342046
>>2342045
I probably would given the right circumstances.
Also I'm not much of a drinker anymore, so eh..
4730ee No.2342047
>>2342046
Well look at you Googles, finally being friendly with me
I might even be able to get at that sweet boipussy lmaoooo
>anymore
fuck out of here
Thats a straight up lie
94d7ee No.2342048
>>2342047
Ever since, I tried green I have put alcohol away because it's gross and expensive.
4730ee No.2342049
>>2342048
Youre a pothead now?
Oh man we'd be best friends irl
Now we definitely gotta get high and watch anime irl
94d7ee No.2342050
>>2342049
I'd be okay with that.
4730ee No.2342051
>>2342050
Maybe we could even have sex
94d7ee No.2342053
>>2342051
If I'm not already sore.
4730ee No.2342054
>>2342053
Holy shit you slut
Dw I'll do all the work~
94d7ee No.2342055
>>2342054
Good, because I wouldn't.
3bb1d3 No.2342056
>>2342051
this isn't rated PG anymore
4730ee No.2342058
>>2342055
Okay lets stick to watching anime and getting high and maybe some heavy petting
I know you love head pats
>>2342056
Oh hey Subtle/Kamuu
94d7ee No.2342059
>>2342058
I will not confirm or deny this.
4730ee No.2342060
>>2342059
Now we're getting somewhere <3
I'll headpat you all night and keep packing bowls
Unless you do dabs then ill only be able to do two with you then Ill pass out
Im a bitch when it comes to dabs
94d7ee No.2342061
>>2342060
It's already hard to find that stuff around here so I've never done dabs.
4730ee No.2342062
>>2342061
Oh man, you aussies are missing out
4730ee No.2342065
>>2342063
Can I call you Uno then?
My favorite UK poster
370de5 No.2342067
>>2342066
Gas the Elves
Tree wars now
3bb1d3 No.2342068
>>2342065
Bring Uno back. Uno is cute. It's a shame I missed the chance to go see them.
4730ee No.2342069
>>2342068
lmao who even are you again?
Maybe qt?
20 bucks its qt
3bb1d3 No.2342070
>>2342069
qt's boyfriend, maybe?
Or I could be Loafie.
4730ee No.2342072
>>2342070
Oh that one twink
370de5 No.2342073
I was pretty sure that was Kamuu though
4730ee No.2342074
370de5 No.2342075
Guys I really don't like Chimps
they use tools now
they are in the stone age
That scares me
4730ee No.2342076
>>2342075
I dont like black people either
3f2093 No.2342077
>>2342075
How long have they been in the stone age though
370de5 No.2342079
>>2342077
I don't know but they make and use tools now what the fuck
In a million years they are gonna be dwarfs pretty much
super strong little people
fucking scary
7cd762 No.2342087