eaee15 No.2322437
Semi-official Blood-chan thread.
What now, mods?
12a572 No.2322441
d2645a No.2322443
>>2322435
Has to be done umu,
eaee15 No.2322445
eaee15 No.2322446
>>2322442 (Squiddy)
That's how I link new threads.
eaee15 No.2322448
And people still post there 4 minutes after THE LINKS.
d2645a No.2322451
f8cc62 No.2322452
>>2322450
I would give you all the hails but apparently my internet is on the fritz, I just wanna play videogames. ;-;
eaee15 No.2322453
522e58 No.2322454
>>2322444
Also I hate when people take it personally when I point out mistakes or errors
I'm taking this fucking cdl class, it's very expensive, and one of the answers on one of the practice tests is wrong
There are like nine fucking practice tests, and one answer is wrong
No big deal right? I just want to make sure that the answer is actually wrong because I'm here, spending future money dollars for a class to get a commercial licence, and want to know what the right answer is for the dmv test that also costs money
So I ask the instructor what the answer in the answer key says, and I tell her I think it's wrong
She tells me to find in the book where different information is given, so I do
She spends the rest of the fucking day being a complete bitch to everyone because the test was wrong
I never implied she was wrong about anything, I just said the answer key was marked wrong but she got a crab up her ass anyway
>>2322448
I was typing when the link was posted so I didn't see it
cdbe1d No.2322455
fd05a8 No.2322456
You're one sick bastard. I would never suggest removing nagato's clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute boyish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him suck it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth asscheeks, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal boypussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girly moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and sweat while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered butt for the first time, filling his tummy only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, yahiko," then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside again.
eaee15 No.2322457
>>2322454
Someone posted AFTER you, though.
While responding to you.
522e58 No.2322459
>>2322447
I like cold weather and I hate sunlight why would I go somewhere that has hot weather and only sunlight
3ef6cc No.2322461
>>2322457
I was preoccupied. Also I don't care.
>>2322459
Because of the great people?
68dc69 No.2322462
68dc69 No.2322464
bef117 No.2322465
>>2322443
;~;
>>2322451
c:
>>2322452
gimma hails first ;~;
>>2322453
.////.
>>2322464
master <3
>>2322436
He has cancer
I'm the only person who cares for him
>>2322440
You have to prioritize me...
We can kill filthy Jews together
>>2322447
;~; i don't want to hurt his feelings...
cdbe1d No.2322466
3ef6cc No.2322467
>>2322465
Even though he clearly doesn't care about yours? You deserve better, lass.
f8cc62 No.2322468
>>2322465
>>2322465
Okie dokie, I'll do a toast.
*opens energy drink*
To Bloodchan, and the glories of the internet!
c32eb3 No.2322469
>>2322461
cooki needs to provide more images for your collection.
eaee15 No.2322470
>>2322458
And then Kanra posted like 3 minutes ago..
This is why I always keep the previous thread open.
This is why I link excessively.
And yet....
>>2322461
Yeah, I kinda figured.
It's just that there's no helping it.
eaee15 No.2322471
>>2322465
Oh damn.
May I ask what kind? Is it treatable?
3ef6cc No.2322473
>>2322469
I am always willing to add to it.
>>2322470
No helping what?
>>2322472
That's a man, baby.
eaee15 No.2322475
>>2322473
There's always people who will miss then linking. Always.
Scoot's learned to link well too, though. I think it's been helping.
3ef6cc No.2322476
>>2322475
Na, the issue isn't not seeing the link, I think. It is more seeing it, and being on a rant and it not clicking that everybody has gone to the new thread until after you post.
522e58 No.2322478
>>2322461
You just told me everyone is a racist
>>2322462
I don't think a minute of continuous screaming from 14 people is due to "insecurity"
I think a fat redneck double fisting bud lights with a cigarette in his mouth yelling in a conversation is insecurity
I thing thugs and hoes posing with their guns and chugging 40's yelling "YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO" every time they want to interrupt the conversation they're having with like 6 other thugs and or hoes with equal amounts of alcohol and firearms is insecurity
Obnoxious, loud, continued cheering over minor things is just people being obnoxious and loud
I don't even remember what these idiots were cheering about but something set them off
Literally all of them
Like 14 people
All black, like 35% obese, mostly poor, hooting over something someone said
d2645a No.2322479
>>2322465
Are we going to kill the Kikes together?
ba09ec No.2322480
>>2322403
unless you're playing the super-serious competitive games wherein a mic is needed, you won't be using one
personally I never use it unless someone else tells us all to use ours, and even then I don't really say anything other than "Tenno heika banzai"
>>2322450
in BC we trust
3ef6cc No.2322481
>>2322477
I smell burnt toast.
>>2322478
But I am here. And I am awesome.
Also a CDL, eh? Respectable. Not many gals get into that sort of business. Gonna be rocking a 10 speed down the highway?
522e58 No.2322482
>>2322472
I legitimately don't understand this song
What the fuck does "hit or miss, I guess they never miss" mean?
Like is she saying the other girl is a slut because everybody "hits it" with her?
But then she's talking about stealing the same girls man?
bef117 No.2322483
I'm mentally drained, I need a break from threads for an hour
eaee15 No.2322484
>>2322483
Enjoy.
>>2322482
I never got it either.
Mostly because I don't want to think about it at all.
3ef6cc No.2322485
>>2322482
Not necessarily saying she is gonna take his man, just that she is a thot. At least that is how I have understood it. Then the last sentence just makes no sense to me at all.
522e58 No.2322486
>>2322481
Are you a racist?
And yeah I got recruited to drive express routes so I get to be homeless for a while and live in a sleeper cab
>>2322483
Nini
522e58 No.2322487
>>2322485
Something something DAB something WIZ KHALIFA
68dc69 No.2322489
>>2322478
so you can't think of a reason why they do it, so you go straight to their blackness?
define what produces that sort of behaviour then. the answer is various reasons, depending on context.
you are not one way all the time, and you act different ways in different contexts.
many people adopt mannerisms from the people they interact with the most. the people who socialize the most tend to be some of the loudest, thus surrounding themselves with loud friends, and convincing others to be louder. And when they go home to their families, depending on their family dynamics, they take on a different set of mannerisms. Could be a loud family with lots of shouting, or a more white family.
and perhaps they're black and aware that they're fulfilling a stereotype and indulging in it, either out of a sense of belonging or fun. There's an expectation they're going to behave one way, and why bother acting against those expectations when you're expected to act that way?
just saying. ask yourself why humans do things, and often times when you're talking about behaviours that are viewed as more common in one group, is often the reason why it's more common in other groups with similarly increased rates of that behaviourr.
3ef6cc No.2322490
>>2322486
Not really. I don't hate anybody for arbitrary reasons. I do hate people who are inconsiderate assholes, though. I also have strong opinions on immigration, most importantly that as a nation we should not accept illegal immigration as being legitimate way to get here. I have absolutely NO problem with anybody coming here legally, but Mexicans and Canadians alike should be tossed out after entering illegally or overstaying their visas.
Also asshole drivers, ghetto fucks, white trash. The usual. Tweakers. Street people. Dumpster Divers.
I'm not sure I would want to drive cross country, but I have thought many a time about getting my CDL and trucking for a distributor in town. Could get one through my job at no cost if I wanted. People drive like dicks here though.
>>2322487
What the fuck is a dab or a wiz khalifa?
261795 No.2322492
Revy is precious
I'd kiss her panty bulge
eaee15 No.2322493
39ef05 No.2322496
3ef6cc No.2322498
>>2322488
On a serious note, if that really is a chick, she is extremely unfortunate for looking so much like a trap.
bef117 No.2322500
looks like my laptop is slow
eaee15 No.2322501
>>2322498
Apparently she is.
I wonder how she feels about the reason it got widespread.
eaee15 No.2322502
Gee thread, two bloodchans?
39ef05 No.2322504
My wifi is slow, why is this happening
39ef05 No.2322505
3ef6cc No.2322507
>>2322501
I think I would feel pretty bad about myself if I were her. Probably start eating some fats to get away from that crazy body fat ratio she got.
eaee15 No.2322508
>>2322507
I've not paid attention to her looks, and please don't make me.
eaee15 No.2322510
261795 No.2322511
>>2322495
What's wrong with licking and kissing a cute dickgirl's panty bulge under her desk while she has an internet fight about black people with Kanra?
39ef05 No.2322512
>>2322492
don't be lewd in my thread
You will obey
2c276b No.2322513
3ef6cc No.2322514
>>2322508
Just look at her stomach. Not the stomach of a girl, at least usually. It is leaning towards the freakishly lean.
>>2322511
I mean, there are several problems with that. Off the top of my head, the fighting about black people part?
eaee15 No.2322516
>>2322515
>>2322515
>>2322515
No. I'll be talking with you for the others.
eaee15 No.2322517
>>2322514
>Just look at her stomach.
What did I just say?
>>2322511
Nothing.
But it's sluttery, alright.
39ef05 No.2322518
>>2322516
I'm still mentally drained...
eaee15 No.2322520
>>2322518
Then you'll have to come back later for 'em.
It's your thread, too.
cdbe1d No.2322521
why do you care so much about the gender of a 15 year old anyway
522e58 No.2322522
>>2322489
Group psychology can fuck off I just want people to be quieter
>>2322490
Dabbing is that stupid dance move they did where you stretch one arm out and point your other arm the same direction across your face
I think a football player made it popular
Wiz Khalifa is nominally a rapper
>>2322492
Lewd
eaee15 No.2322523
>>2322519
Mate, I know little about body types. If you tell me she looks like she does because of a fat ratio or whatever, that means nothing to me.
I don't know how to look more feminine, ask 50% of the other posters for that.
68dc69 No.2322524
>>2322522
>I just want people to be quieter
well that's obviously bullshit.
your actions now won't make them quieter.
you just encountered some loud black people, and got on here to bitch about it.
I think there's a meme about this.
3ef6cc No.2322525
I don't particularly care about the gender. Thots in general are annoying, and I find it amusing how much of a trap she looks like.
>>2322522
I am glad I am not fluent in those then.
>>2322523
Well way to be a kill joy.
817b46 No.2322527
/waifu/ really has gone to shit
261795 No.2322528
It's one of those days where I keep thinking about cocks whenever I'm not focusing my attention on something, I think
>>2322512
That's just your way of asking me to be lewd at you
>>2322514
She's just venting; she obviously needs some release
>>2322517
I'm a proud slut
>>2322522
What's ur point
eaee15 No.2322529
>>2322525
You wanna show me pretty girls? Sure. Wanna make me talk about 'em? Sure.
But I don't know that much about it. I just have nothing to say on the matter.
Except I too originally assumed she was a trap, and that that's why it got posted.
261795 No.2322530
>>2322527
They're copying the concept behind our threads
817b46 No.2322531
>>2322530
At least this shithole doesn't market itself as such
3ef6cc No.2322532
>>2322528
I mean, there shouldn't be an argument about black people though. They suck.
>>2322529
Alright alright. Still calling you a kill joy.
d2645a No.2322533
Shame Nezi and Revy havent perished.
cdbe1d No.2322534
522e58 No.2322535
>>2322524
I don't like confronting people so all I usually do when people piss me off in public is grumble and look angry
I got on here to complain about the teacher but I guess I was still mad about them being loud too
>>2322511
First of all I'm not at a desk, I'm lying down kind of napping because life is exhausting
I'm used to sleeping all day and waking up at night to go to work where at most I have to deal with a dozen screaming idiots for like 30 minutes
>>2322528
Are you some kind of hitting on me or are you just being a pervert?
>>2322533
I tried my best but do far all it's done is make it harder for me to get this cdl training finished
eaee15 No.2322536
>>2322528
And that's fine.
But I will post shit at ya for it.
Please accept that, too.
>>2322532
...That's fair.
68dc69 No.2322538
>>2322535
there are smarter ways to deal with negative emotions. did you feel better after saying a bunch of nonsense about how 35% of black people were obese, mostly poor, hooting animals?
522e58 No.2322539
>>2322538
Not all black people
These 14 or so people I'm in a cdl class with
It took like 3 hours to get them all cleared for physicals because like half of them have high blood pressure
It was the old ones and the fat ones
I'm assuming most of these people are poor because they're taking a cdl class
I'm taking a cdl class and I'm poor, and most of these people act and speak like stereotypical poor black people
Also they were hooting and cheering for like a solid minute
It's very irritating when loud noises are physically painful
39ef05 No.2322540
>>2322480
-hug-
>>2322468
You must spill your cum for me too
>>2322473
Its a girl
>>2322489
Master stop writing so much in thread
>>2322521
You're just saying that cuz you're jealous
>>2322482
You don't think she's cute?
39ef05 No.2322541
>>2322528
I don't want you to be lewd though...
261795 No.2322542
>>2322531
How many e-romances are currently going on in the waifu threads?
>>2322532
Speaking of black people, I can't believe Lloyd is such a house nigga that he told me to eat grilled chicken instead of fried chicken earlier
>>2322535
Aww, poor cutie. I hope you've been eating enough; food is important for energy
>Are you some kind of hitting on me or are you just being a pervert?
I'm just saying what comes to mind ^^
>>2322536
I did accept it
I didn't tear your insides out or anything
68dc69 No.2322543
>>2322539
you definitely tried to make it a generalization about black people, but anyways.
do you know what confirmation bias is, or fundamental attribution error? confirmation bias is the tendency to interpret new information as evidence of an existing theory or belief. In your case, you attribute the cause to their blackness, and seeing more black people act a certain way, you view as evidence as their blackness being a significant factor.
that's irrational and lazy. you could easily think deeper about it, but for some reason, maybe it feels good, you stopped asking questions past their blackness.
fundamental attribution error is our tendency to view actions and behaviours of ourselves or our peers are variable and context based, and behaviours of non-peers and others as merely inherent.
sorry people were loud. no need to make dumb statements out of annoyance. you're either talking yourself into stupidity, or talking others into it.
eaee15 No.2322544
68dc69 No.2322545
tldr dont be stupid when you know you're being stupid. it's a bad cure for negative emotions.
261795 No.2322546
>>2322541
-squeezes your butt- ♥
Happy now?
>>2322544
You weren't actually even slut shaming
U said there was nothing wrong with it
eaee15 No.2322548
>>2322546
I don't slut-shame out loud.
I only judge internally, and it's getting somewhat less.
But stuff like saying you'd lick Revy's panties doesn't faze me anymore, really.
39ef05 No.2322549
I'm a walking ball of angry
3ef6cc No.2322550
>>2322540
Yeah that seems to be the common understanding nowadays.
>>2322542
You know what though, grilled chicken is better than fried chicken. Lloyd ain't wrong.
>>2322547
>Still haven't opened that hennesy
Start drinking!
522e58 No.2322551
>>2322540
They're kind of cute
>>2322542
So you're being a pervert
I have a policy against dating sluts you know
>>2322543
You're the one being intellectually lazy and dishonest if that's how you interpreted what I said
I'm too tired to reiterate what I said about poverty but I'm pretty sure I made it clear I think this is a cultural issue
68dc69 No.2322552
>>2322549
idk what that's like but I've heard of it.
would it be dumb to suggest proper diet and cardio?
eaee15 No.2322553
>>2322549
Because of your dad, still?
68dc69 No.2322554
>>2322551
use more quantifiers and qualifiers next time.
otherwise it's hard to tell when you're arguing from imagination, based on stereotypes instead of reality.
9c4d29 No.2322555
522e58 No.2322556
>>2322554
I try to spend as much time as possible ignoring reality
that's where the sun is and I don't have any friends
Well
No outside friends
I see my best friend occasionally but he's basically a long distance friend now
261795 No.2322557
>>2322547
Are u going to chug those now
>>2322548
Glad my light is slowly liberating u from ur archaic ways of thinking
>>2322550
I just like variety and there aren't really any good fried chicken places around me cause there are barely any black people here
>>2322551
What? I didn't even say anything about dating; that's an idea you came up with on your own :3
68dc69 No.2322558
>>2322556
you don't ignore reality. you're just selective about it.
has ignoring reality worked for you? haven't you done better those times you awknowledged it?
eaee15 No.2322559
>>2322557
Yeah. I too think it's better than way.
Esex me already btw.
9c4d29 No.2322560
39ef05 No.2322561
>>2322550
i want to but i'm scared...
>>2322551
so are you
>>2322552
I jog every morning, master, you know that...
>>2322553
yes lol
>>2322555
>555
I am a walking chemical reaction, uprising, a buzzing hive of self synapses and nascent self perception
39ef05 No.2322562
>>2322557
god i wish but i don't want to lose my job
i'm not allowed to drink lol
9c4d29 No.2322564
>>2322561
i came to make you happy
3ef6cc No.2322566
>>2322565
Why are you scared of loosening up? What do you fear will happen?
9c4d29 No.2322568
68dc69 No.2322569
>>2322561
I used to know what it was like to be a ball of angry. distractions and exercise. the worst moments are when I sit still for too long.
eaee15 No.2322570
>>2322561
Why are you angry about it, though?
68dc69 No.2322571
>>2322567
used to think so, but now you sorta seem mean
39ef05 No.2322572
>>2322564
you came irl for me to make me happy? c:
>>2322566
I have a tight grip around my throat...
I cannot loosen up for a moment...
I'm scared of the unknown
>>2322567
Yes as long as you post in my thread ^^
>>2322569
You don't write like my master. Who are you?
39ef05 No.2322573
>>2322570
I'm only anger because he moans a lot and its super annoying
I tell him to shut the fuck up because he sounds lewd and it turns me off cuz he's my dad
68dc69 No.2322574
>>2322572
your master constantly talks about introspection.
9c4d29 No.2322575
>>2322572
no i haven't touched myself in a while
i don't cum for anything
39ef05 No.2322576
>>2322574
i don't read what master writes because master writes a lot
39ef05 No.2322577
>>2322575
have you tried fapping to gore?
261795 No.2322578
>>2322559
If I pinned u down and e-sexed you right now in thread it would be consensual cause you said that
>>2322560
ay gurl how u
>>2322562
Going to chug them after work, then? ^^
>>2322567
Maybe u will be if u post with your old horse avatar
9c4d29 No.2322580
>>2322577
cum for anyone****
and no, I only get turned on by my own blood
eaee15 No.2322581
>>2322573
Holy shit, that must be one of the most uncomfortable things ever.
68dc69 No.2322582
>>2322576
he does seem to have that effect. what should he do?
eaee15 No.2322583
>>2322578
Mhm. That's true.
>>2322579
Oh shit.
You're not dead.
522e58 No.2322584
>>2322557
I was being proactive in my warning
>>2322558
>haven't you done better those times you awknowledged it?
No? What does that even mean? Real life sucks
Every time I try to be successful at real life I end up trying to kill myself
>>2322561
Thanks I guess
9c4d29 No.2322585
>>2322578
hi <3
I'm so happy to be in bed at home
today was annoying and i wanted to go home since I left this morning
48cbd2 No.2322586
>>2322583
I gotta keep you on your feet. Maybe I'm dead, maybe I'm not.
68dc69 No.2322587
>>2322584
real life isn't bad or good. it just is.
it's the chemical makeup of your breakfast and the current weather.
you need to deal with it. let understanding real life make your life better.
3ef6cc No.2322588
>>2322572
Chokers are cute and sexy as hell, but you can take it off if it has a tight grip around your throat.
But on a serious note, the unknown is all we have. If you just experience the known all your life, you will just stay at home and waste away. You gotta do the unknown.
Alcohol isn't something that is going to kill you. It doesn't take away self control. It does take away inhibitions though. Just drink water. One glass of water per shot. Do that for me. And open that bottle!
522e58 No.2322589
>>2322587
My life sucks overall and every attempt to better myself has been a significant failure
eaee15 No.2322590
>>2322586
Well, right now you're not.
RIP suspense.
68dc69 No.2322591
>>2322588
actually you can try, but you never actually just experience the known.
you deal with the unknown all the time.
a better word is that we deal with the familiar, and prefer the familiar.
>>2322589
the attempt isn't the bad part. it's the failing part. just avoid failing by not eating that whole pizza and two desserts.
48cbd2 No.2322592
>>2322590
But that suspense will be back at ANY time.
oOooooOoh
261795 No.2322593
>>2322579
Hi sweetie how u
>>2322583
Want to play gay chicken?
>>2322584
All I did was post about licking and kissing your panty bulge
It involved panties being in the way of the good stuff so it was barely even lewd; I'm just affectionate ♥
Calm down with imagining a future together, Revy-chan uwu
>>2322585
-huggu- Why was it annoying
Didn't sleep enough last night?
39ef05 No.2322594
>>2322578
no wai...
I'll wait until my next vacation lol
We get constant drug tests
>>2322580
hmm i'm scared of my own blood...
Why haven't you cum in so long?
>>2322581
Yep, its really gay. He pretends to moan to make us feel bad for him, but I just get more mad
I told him to stop today but he kept going and it took everything I had to not punch him again
>>2322582
>he
Master is female.
Master should be master's self.
I'm the one who needs reprogramming. I need to learn to speed read, but my CPU can't go that fast
>>2322584
That's your response huh...
Interesting.
>>2322588
That's a lot to read...
522e58 No.2322595
>>2322591
Thanks I feel better about my eating disorder already
3ef6cc No.2322596
>>2322591
Agreed.
>>2322594
Go grab a cup of water, and open the Hennessy.
48cbd2 No.2322597
>>2322593
I'm aight. Tired and trying to undo this soreness in my neck. Slept on it wrong a couple nights ago and it SUCKS
39ef05 No.2322598
>>2322588
I always thought chokers were uber cute too. I want my future husband to put one around me and claim me as his own
nooo i'm scared of what I'm going to do to my family when alcohol loosens me up
eaee15 No.2322599
I'm going to nap for a bit.
>inb4 I fall asleep for too long.
>>2322593
Hell no. You've got the advantage here.
>>2322592
Mhm. Real spooky.
>>2322594
Are you really sure it's fake? Because that'd be the worst.
Can't you make others take care of him? That ought to help.
I'll be back later.
39ef05 No.2322600
>>2322596
>watering down henny
1a6ddb No.2322601
>>2322593
-hugs back-
<3
i didn't really wanna get up this morning so maybe
>>2322594
I think it's kinda hot
but I am too scared to draw my own blood
and cause I don't wanna
522e58 No.2322602
>>2322593
Don't flatter yourself, I don't even imagine a future with me
>>2322594
I'm in a few moods
3ef6cc No.2322603
>>2322598
I think I got a choker around here for you. Come here.
What do you think you'll do to your family? Do you think you will lash out? Or that you will embarrass them?
>>2322600
Don't mix them. The water is to make sure you don't get hung over or too drunk.
68dc69 No.2322604
>>2322594
you don't need to speed read. you just need to relax, and slowly pick up speed naturally.
idk about total reprogramming. I'd have to look into that.
>>2322595
I was talking 'bout me 12 hours ago.
48cbd2 No.2322605
>>2322599
Enjoy your're nap
522e58 No.2322606
>>2322598
>I want my future husband to put one around me and claim me as his own
I've let two people do that
It's pretty hot
>>2322604
RIP you I guess
I still feel bad about myself though
1a6ddb No.2322608
68dc69 No.2322609
>>2322607
no seriously, I mean every word of that.
522e58 No.2322610
>>2322603
>What do you think you'll do to your family? Do you think you will lash out? Or that you will embarrass them?
My brother did both of those things regularly
Now he has a demonic pact disallowing him from drunkenness in front of my parents
Or so I assume, he's still an alcoholic and an abusive piece of shit, just not in front of my parents
d2645a No.2322611
>>2322608
You are a non-entity so... *rubs your soft leg*
>>2322609
You need to stop trolling people.
3ef6cc No.2322612
>>2322610
You're brother kinda sounds like a dick. I'm sorry you had to deal with that shit.
I'm not trying to get bloodchan drunk though, just a little drink. I am even recommending lots of water. Wasted is no fun.
39ef05 No.2322613
bye erio and loafie <3
>>2322599
God I wish i could join you for a nap, but I must leave for work now... bye fort-cute <3
Yes I'm sure its fake. I've had food poisoning and I didn't moan once.
Chemo is similar to that and only lasts for a day. He does it every fucking day...
>>2322601
You :heart: Erio in my thread? 0.o
blood... let me draw on you with your blood..
>>2322602
I'm sorry to hear that. please consider sleeping with earplugs and a white noise machine to keep the niggers away.
-hug- you'll be fine
>>2322603
No first you have to marry me...
And I'll only accept if you're similar to me...
I'm going to murder them
Also I have to leave for work bye-bye
I live alone, but I can't be alone right now...
>>2322604
You should drug me and reprogram me into something of value...
I'll try to pick up speed naturally, thank you for the advice, master <3
bye now~
>>2322606
d-don't give me that look...
I want him to know I'm his ><
Also you're lewd!
>>2322607
Don't grouplink me
68dc69 No.2322615
>>2322611
do my past actions before now make my words more or less likely to be a lie?
>>2322613
yes please.
nini
1a6ddb No.2322616
>>2322613
what will you draw
522e58 No.2322618
>>2322612
Yeah he is a dick
First he's like "I don't want you to be a faggot" then he's all "are you sure you're a faggot?"
Or, a multiple choice question
* it's 10 am on the 4th of July
Do you
A) get shitfaced, call your sibling a faggot, and hit on their fiance in front of everyone, stammering drunkenly about showing them what a real man is like or
B) not
d2645a No.2322619
>>2322615
I dont hold the past against you
baka.
Now I sleep too.
The lies are nauseating.
522e58 No.2322620
>>2322613
Wow racist
And the look was for canadanon
And yes, I've done lewd things in my life
Being in relationships or even just intimate friendships will do that
522e58 No.2322622
Wait
Have I let two of my friends collar me or just one
Let's go with 3 people total
1a6ddb No.2322623
3ef6cc No.2322624
>>2322618
I would have to strongly say I would go the B route on that.
1a6ddb No.2322625
>>2322624
looks so warm between there
522e58 No.2322626
Fucking busted ass internet
522e58 No.2322627
>>2322623
It was fun while it lasted
Now I don't have anyone to put a collar on me
>>2322624
Congratulations
You've made a better life decision than my brother
677479 No.2322629
>>2322628
bruh sometimes you post some ugly bitches
wtf
3ef6cc No.2322630
>>2322627
It just seems like that is not extremely difficult to do. I'm sure you have also made better life choices.
When I get drunk, the worst I can do is show more of my morbid sense of humor. Or get whiskey dick. Whiskey dick is pretty sad.
>>2322629
I don't open them. Just look at thumbnails. Just don't look at the teeth or the rippling thighs and it is alright.
677479 No.2322631
>>2322630
Okay, but see like, then every so often you got a good'n like this. what gives, where do you save these
3ef6cc No.2322632
>>2322631
In a single giant folder.
3ef6cc No.2322633
Ok, that is another one where the teeth should be ignored. The nip tattoos are nice though.
522e58 No.2322634
I thought I heard someone tuning a guitar
Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
>>2322630
Yeah he's a bit of a sociopath
522e58 No.2322636
Oh great he's playing Landslide
3ef6cc No.2322637
At least it is a good song then.
817b46 No.2322638
>>2322542
Probably 3, but considering there are maybe 10 people actively posting, that's not a good ratio
522e58 No.2322639
>>2322637
It'll keep me awake better than a song I don't recognize
677479 No.2322640
>>2322632
>>2322633
The tattoos and piercings make up for it.
522e58 No.2322641
>>2322640
Piercings are nice
I keep meaning to get a bunch
136428 No.2322642
piercings and tattoos r cool
3ef6cc No.2322643
You're cool.
>>2322639
You'd prefer to sleep?
136428 No.2322644
sometimes^^
how u Mandy-chan?
522e58 No.2322645
>>2322643
I'd like to sleep forever
Dreams are nice some of the time
And if I never wake up I don't have to deal with the physical symptoms of nightmares
677479 No.2322646
522e58 No.2322647
>>2322646
Several in each ear
Considering a few body piercings
cdbe1d No.2322648
>>2322647
>Several in each ear
But why
136428 No.2322649
3ef6cc No.2322650
>>2322644
What does chan mean? Also I am pretty good aside from my mother being over for dinner. It's...awkward.
What chu up to, cutie?
>>2322645
But if you sleep all night you might get caught in your nightmares.
ab17d6 No.2322651
I wake up about six times a night on average. I say "night" but I mean a per-sleep, as I have no defined sleep schedule.
db1584 No.2322652
>>2322651
you may have sleep apnea
136428 No.2322653
>>2322650
nm nm kinda lazy day cause it was frozen raining and the roads are shit.
idk some weeb shit lol
ooh good food at least? I just had some good hamburger soup.
73dc7b No.2322654
i just woke up from a normal good sleep
136428 No.2322655
3ef6cc No.2322656
>>2322653
I love rainy days when I don't gotta do nothing. I jealous.
Also, you hipster weeb!
Not really great food. Just meatballs and spaghetti. But I can't complain.
136428 No.2322657
136428 No.2322658
>>2322656
always a good bet, that spag.
[hipstering intensifies] I'm crocheting myself a scarf, get rekt.
It helped that I did all my errands and stuff on monday.
ab17d6 No.2322659
>>2322652
I have been monitored for that and I do not have it. I just have terrible sleep hygiene and the ability to wake myself from bad dreams.
3ef6cc No.2322660
>>2322657
Sadly I know the difference between knitting and crocheting. It is a sad day.
I still got shit I need to do that I have been putting off. I've been bad.
136428 No.2322662
>>2322660
:(
I bought yarn today, how do you think I feel?
eaee15 No.2322663
>>2322605
I didn't, but it was still somehow nice.
>>2322613
Hmm. Good luck at work.
You could tell him you'll call the doctor on him to have the moaning checked out. See what happens.
3ef6cc No.2322664
>>2322662
Like an old lady? Actually I know quite a few young gals that took it up. Two of my girlfriends did.
Did you get a special kind of yarn?
73dc7b No.2322665
guhhhhhhhhhh...... another prestige omg...
thankfully i dont need the aatrox
so i have a break before this thing comes out.... :sweating emoji:
136428 No.2322666
>>2322664
well, my little sis gave me some nicer stuff from what my landlady said. So I went out and got some basic acrylic yarn to practice with^^
Yeah, I remember a couple friends back in highschool that would just hand out scarves they made thru the day haha.
It's kinda relaxing tbh
I wanna make little jar coozies for my plants
3ef6cc No.2322667
>>2322666
You got just solid colors or gradiant or osme other kinda design?
136428 No.2322668
>>2322667
I got a rainbow gradient and a bright pink to learn on. I shoulda got a couple more, they're cheap enough.
Now I'll never have to pay for blankets ever again wahaha
677479 No.2322669
768fba No.2322672
>>2322670
hey big guy whatsup
e236dd No.2322673
*ahem*
FUCK COCKS
That is all.
With business out of the way, back to base pleasure, as the mamale is want to do, but is there any joy, stimulation to be had? perhaps not, most likely, no. Idyllic words thrown to the fray and cast upon gentlemen in name only, the rocks that they shall crash upon and becoming shapeless foam, ah!
the waters of social pleasantries. drink fast, drink deep, drown yourselves in them!
e236dd No.2322674
Your taste in feminine aesthetics is awful by the by
Byways, highways, ah, harkens back to when I sought a suitor in death in sunny ol' floridia, but as is clearly evidenced none were taken with me
4d9ecf No.2322675
:3 ~~~ -eats his ramen noodles happily-
3ef6cc No.2322676
>>2322668
Now you just gotta learn how to do a whole blanket, and then a super cozy, comfy, and warm blanket!
There was a girl I was working with to try and get a way to make a decent gradient. We finally came up with a reason, then we kinda stopped talking to each other so I don't know how it worked out.
677479 No.2322678
4d9ecf No.2322680
>>2322677
-gives you cup of ramen too and slurps noodles beside you-
:3~
a9ca9a No.2322681
3ef6cc No.2322684
>>2322683
What's got ya down, bud?
d9ec13 No.2322685
>>2322044
doubles advocate?
677479 No.2322686
>>2322681
What's wrong kitten?
a9ca9a No.2322687
>>2322684
shitty internet is no fun to work with
>>2322686
nothing will go right
2e6b08 No.2322688
>>2322685
A meme. The actual phrase is "Devil's advocate". It means somebody who proposes an unpopular idea for the sake of generally healthy debate.
3ef6cc No.2322689
>>2322687
But that isn't the worst thing ever.
a9ca9a No.2322690
>>2322689
insanely frustrating
8b7cc9 No.2322692
>>2322688
ive heard of devils advocate before, what exactly is doubles meant to mean
3ef6cc No.2322693
>>2322690
Sure, but just imagine how worse it can be
a9ca9a No.2322694
>>2322693
what's worse isn't what's happening
2e6b08 No.2322695
>>2322692
Doubles as in like "check 'em". It doesn't mean anything, it's just a word that sounds similar that he changed in for the hell of it.
3ef6cc No.2322696
>>2322694
So count your blessings then!~
a9ca9a No.2322697
>>2322696
blessed with feet pics
a9ca9a No.2322699
>>2322698
blue is the best
3ef6cc No.2322700
>>2322699
I remember your tastes.
3ef6cc No.2322702
I never said I know them all. Just that I remember the ones you have told me. Mostly.
4d9ecf No.2322705
>>2322703
-gives you blueberry oatmeal cookie!-
73dc7b No.2322706
>>2322705
:)
i like rasberry
4d9ecf No.2322707
>>2322706
! -quickly bakes some raspberry oatmeal cookies for you!-
3ef6cc No.2322709
>>2322704
Well, alright, honestly I know you like blue nails. And feet. And you don't mind redheads.
139e0e No.2322710
>>2322709
I adore redheads
3ef6cc No.2322711
>>2322710
Careful there, chief, you're gonna start sounding like me.
139e0e No.2322712
>>2322711
i sound squeaky cause i'm sick
eaee15 No.2322713
Sometimes I wonder what'd happen if a longer-ongoing thread gets deleted while it's active.
Not much, probably.
Good thing I rarely make threads. Or make threats. Or threadthreats.
3ef6cc No.2322714
>>2322712
Are you saying I sound squeaky..
139e0e No.2322715
>>2322714
no i'm saying i do
I couldn't even yell at people at work and no one would take me seriously ;~;
3ef6cc No.2322716
>>2322715
Yeah, but is it because you are cute when you squeak yell?
139e0e No.2322717
>>2322716
probably
I am already too adorable for my own good and this just makes it worse
3ef6cc No.2322718
>>2322717
Ahh, you're adorable irl? Well now I just want to give you a big bear hug.
eaee15 No.2322720
Being unwillingly adorable is a terrible, terrible thing.
a010b2 No.2322721
>>2322718
i dunno
most people wouldn't say that
3ef6cc No.2322722
>>2322721
What would most people say?
a010b2 No.2322723
>>2322722
dunno i never asked
3ef6cc No.2322724
>>2322723
So you are adorable, but not huggable?
a010b2 No.2322725
>>2322724
no i don't like when people touch me
3ef6cc No.2322726
>>2322725
Ah. Understandable. Then I will wish to hug you but I will resist the urge.
c32eb3 No.2322727
>>2322725
what about the girl in the post above yours. or even this girl >>2322714
3ef6cc No.2322729
>>2322728
What if I can't resist?
c8b752 No.2322730
>>2322729
you might get bit
I think i might actually bite someone irl next time they try to hug me. i am sick of it
c8b752 No.2322732
>>2322731
they'll definitely think twice before doing it again
3ef6cc No.2322733
>>2322732
I'm a glutton for pain. Good night, bud. Hope your internet gets better.
Hug
eaee15 No.2322734
>>2322732
Until you find one that likes biting.
eaee15 No.2322736
>>2322733
Night.
>>2322735
What thing? People like that, biting people like that, being into biting or me bringing it up?
I'm guessing the third option.
04852e No.2322737
>>2322736
biting people like that
I'm like that
eaee15 No.2322739
>>2322737
I once sat in the train with my sister and a guy sat across from us who recognized her.
Apparently, she once bit her. She confirmed that
Though also apparently she bit him for good reason. He snuck up on her or something.
She's also bitten me more times than I can be be bothered to count, but that's fair game, really.
04852e No.2322740
>>2322739
are you saying you get turned on by your sister biting you?
c32eb3 No.2322741
eaee15 No.2322743
>>2322740
No, I'm saying it's a non-sexual sibling thing.
We mock-fought a lot. Pretty much until the other conceded.
My method was to restrain her, since I was stronger. Maybe, and if so, barely.
Her method was to hurt me as much as possible.
Many bites happened. Many hairs were pulled. Didn't like that.
But it's fond memories now.
04852e No.2322744
>>2322741
not loading for me and I don't care enough
c3ad6b No.2322747
>>2322740
How is that what you infer from this?
eaee15 No.2322748
>>2322746
NON-SEXUAL SIBLING THING
04852e No.2322749
>>2322747
because we were talking about people who like being bitten?
eaee15 No.2322751
>>2322749
No, you said it was about "biting people like that", as in in quasi self-defense.
Hence the story.
04852e No.2322752
>>2322751
guess i didn't understand what you meant by that
c3ad6b No.2322753
eaee15 No.2322755
>>2322752
Surely, the sexual kind of biting isn't that dangerous?
04852e No.2322756
>>2322755
It's pretty exciting
eaee15 No.2322757
>>2322756
That much, at least, I can believe.
263e2a No.2322758
fortune do you ever sleep
you've been in here for like 24 hours straight
a31186 No.2322759
>>2322758
He'll go to bed soon
04852e No.2322760
>>2322757
only reason i want vampires to be real
5e43de No.2322762
eaee15 No.2322765
>>2322758
That's not true, I woke up late today. I overslept in fact, since I've got a cold and my phone, which I use as alarm, ran out of charge.
>>2322759
This, however, probably is true.
>>2322760
Aaand we're right back to it being dangerous.