ce8267 No.2322100
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
I Will Bury You In Starbuck's Cups Edition.
96e3ca No.2322106
1e1008 No.2322109
>>2322102
Listen I know its not something you want to hear but you have no choice. Also we can support you along the way
>>2322103
goodmorning~ did you sleep well?
96e3ca No.2322112
>>2322109
Nah.
I got me a cold.
Also my phone ran out of charge so my alarms didn't go off.
And I missed calls.
1e1008 No.2322114
>>2322111
Just do a little each day
-hug-
>>2322112
I'm sorry for your cold...
And its good that you overslept don't worry about it~
85c446 No.2322115
Last Valentine's a colleague asked a handful of times what I was getting her. On the one hand I kinda hope she continues the joke this year to see what she does when I play along but on the other it was just weird.
96e3ca No.2322116
>>2322114
Yeah. I guess. Considering I was sick. But I was expecting a call I don't want to have missed.
9256db No.2322118
>>23221101
now there's just no need for that fren
1e1008 No.2322119
>>2322115
Get her a bracelet with gold hearts
>>2322116
Is it from a girl..?
>>2322117
bettering yourself little by little each day
>>2322118
:<
96e3ca No.2322120
>>2322118
>dead link, correctly typed.
What was it?
96e3ca No.2322121
>>2322119
I mean, possible.
But then that girl would be my sister, since she's the only one I ever see.
1e1008 No.2322122
>>2322119
It was mine...
me putting my fingers in her mouth
85c446 No.2322123
>>2322119
That sounds a bit much...
923d67 No.2322124
>>2322119
you're just saying words now.
ce8267 No.2322125
You ever watch MarbleHornets
96e3ca No.2322126
>>2322122
I'm going to assume this was meant for me.
This post I meant.
Not the removed one.
Sadly.
8dcd92 No.2322127
Blue eyes, blonde hair, pale skin
Yeah I'm definitely a Slav, not German and Finnish
ce8267 No.2322128
>>2322127
Liquidate yourself
1e1008 No.2322129
>>2322121
Your lil' sis?
Do you have more siblings?
Do you see mom too? :<
>>2322123
>123
nice
The only way into a girl's heart is through your wallet.
Get her a big box of Ferrero Rocher if you can
>>2322124
You can better yourself, just take your time, start slow, lets start by drinking water, okay?
>>2322126
It is for you.
-hug-
8dcd92 No.2322130
>>2322128
Gimme a hot spring and a bottle of vodka
ce8267 No.2322131
>>2322130
Do you think I have money to waste?
1e1008 No.2322132
>>2322128
"Bijuu Dama yourself"
96e3ca No.2322133
>>2322129
Mhm.
Wait, you've not seen my sisters? I have three sisters, though one passed away.
This is one of my favorite pictures of me/us. Lemme find one with us and my mom.
Awww... I might prefer that one, actually.
*hug*
1e1008 No.2322134
File: cb9da64375e106f⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 2.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Naruto Shippuden Bjuu Dama….mp4)

9256db No.2322136
>>2322119
if you don't want me to talk about your tendency not to say much then I won't desu
1e1008 No.2322137
>>2322133
;~~~; i'm so sorry to hear that...
I have a brother that passed away...
-huggle hugs you extra tightly-
>>2322135
Do you watch Naruto?
f61836 No.2322138
>>2322133
Are you going to let soto borrow one of them?
1e1008 No.2322139
>>2322136
Nooo its fine, I want to know about you and stuff... but please don't expect long replies in return v.v
ce8267 No.2322140
>>2322137
Yes I do. Just got the the part where Sasuke kills Itachi.
1e1008 No.2322141
>>2322140
hurry up, I want to weeb with you
96e3ca No.2322142
>>2322138
Never.
I'd rather sacrifice myself.
Which is also still a never.
>>2322137
Huh, you didn't know?
It happened before I started posting here. She was three years old.
♥
I think you've told me about your brother, though I do not remember much.
>pic
This is my family. Though my stepdad passed away not long after this picture.
ce8267 No.2322143
>>2322141
I am trying reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, cosplay as Konan so I can cream in your ass.
f61836 No.2322144
>>2322142
That's ok. He might like a tranny better. That one sister of yours has all the curves. You look like you are going to beat me up for saying that already in that picture. You foresaw it.
1e1008 No.2322145
>>2322142
awwh you look so cute <3
Dad is enjoying the loli on his lap~
>>2322143
I hate Konan
I want to cosplay as female Pain, or Deidara-sama
8dcd92 No.2322147
>>2322131
Guess I can't kill myself then
ce8267 No.2322149
>>2322145
I mean, Deidara is handsome.
85c446 No.2322150
>>2322148
It cannot be helped.
9256db No.2322151
>>2322139
that's fair enough I'm not going to expect too much detail from anyone, it's not like we're sending each other letters in the post
I also would like to know about you, you seem like a nice lad desu
96e3ca No.2322152
>>2322144
Nah. Sis looks good. If that makes her safe from Soto, all the better.
>>2322145
...please no calling little girls loli's.
Also he ain't my damn dad.
1e1008 No.2322153
>>2322149
Hmmm maybe I should cosplay Konan...
But i'm very short, it'll look stupid for real
>>2322150
Get her a big box of Ferrero Rocher if you can
85c446 No.2322154
>>2322153
Hm. I might need to gather intel on the situation first.
1e1008 No.2322155
>>2322151
nooo i'm a secret..
what are you doing for the rest of the day? :o
>>2322152
I called my nieces lolis and my family didn't know what I was talking about....
Sometimes I think I'm adopted.
>>2322154
You're right. Make sure she doesn't have a peanut allergy
f61836 No.2322156
>>2322152
Yes she does. Ever thought about match making her with a brit? Like Scoot. It's a short swim.
ce8267 No.2322157
>>2322153
Blood-chan smol.
1e1008 No.2322158
>>2322157
i'm fun size
sometimes I like to ball up my blankets and hide under them
96e3ca No.2322160
>>2322156
>Ever thought about matching her.
No. Absolutely not.
And at the moment, nor is she.
>>2322155
You're just raised on the internet, is all.
I don't think I'm going to get the genuine answer, but how old are you again?
96e3ca No.2322161
Wait. I always think you've been here for longer than me when you haven't. Ignore the "genuine answer" bit please.
1e1008 No.2322162
>>2322159
no... nowai, it'll squeeze me to death
>>2322160
I'm 20 years old
I was raised in my sister's room...
1e1008 No.2322163
>>2322161
I should have said I was 15 lol
f61836 No.2322164
>>2322160
It probably would end bad anyhow. Some people just try to get two single friends together, even if they aren't the best for each other. One friend tried to set me up with a really, really, really dumb girl. It turned out no so good.
ce8267 No.2322165
>>2322162
Squeeze your prostate umu
1e1008 No.2322166
>>2322165
what's a prostate?
96e3ca No.2322167
>>2322163
In my heart, you are.
>>2322162
Your sister's room?
Did you not have one?
>>2322164
I've never wanted to match two friends.
And now all but one of my friends and me are virgins. I let them down.
8dcd92 No.2322169
>>2322167
Blood-chan is just a pervert
f61836 No.2322171
>>2322167
I guess it's up to you all individually.
Maybe there are some thot websites that have decent fems.
23dca8 No.2322172
Wut r u guys having for supper tonight
>or lunch or breakfast depending on where u are
1e1008 No.2322173
>>2322167
nooo i want to be mature for you...
also no I didn't have a bedroom at all. I slept with my brothers, while my sister had her own room :p
>>2322168
Okay I Googled it.
Don't be lewd ._.,
>>2322169
im not...
>>2322172
I'm having Ichiraku Ramen
9256db No.2322174
>>2322155
I don't have any plans per se, friend of mine said he wanted to watch Youjo Senki "tomorrow" 2 days ago so perhaps I'll be watching that later
I've been wanting to play some vidya but my internet isn't in a state to allow me 99% of the time
96e3ca No.2322175
>>2322171
Hmm. Between my friends.
One's had sex. I don't care. Another doesn't care. Another is gay. Another is the worst with girls and people. Another is... I guess trying, just hasn't succeeded. And another is a GIANT unknown, don't know his preferences or feelings on the matter.
ce8267 No.2322176
>You mean "Tea" UmU
It is Liver and Bacon, with cabbage and mashed potato
>>2322173
You say that like it is new
23dca8 No.2322177
>>2322173
Oh yeah. She's a pervert.
96e3ca No.2322178
>>2322173
Alright. 20 it is. Since I don't think the court will accept. "She's 15 (although 20), but very mature for her age."
Doesn't that just mean that was your bedroom too?
1e1008 No.2322179
>>2322174
Have you watched Youjo Senki yet? It has a lot of talking, I'm sure you'll like it~
Why don't you play offline like normal people?
>>2322176
I don't recall you being lewd when we met 10 years ago...
>>2322177
Who is ? ._.,
f61836 No.2322180
>>2322175
Might have to get with the other one that's trying and see if anyone interesting is there. It may happen that the guys are more interesting in a non-sexual way than the females.
1e1008 No.2322181
>>2322178
I came to /b/ when I was 13, i think :thinking:
yeah, but...
It was better if I wasn't alone..
ce8267 No.2322183
>>2322179
A decade does a lot to you.
96e3ca No.2322184
>>2322181
's been a long while, him?
You were alone?
>>2322180
>Might have to get with the other one that's trying and see if anyone interesting is there.
I'm sorry, what do you mean by this?
f61836 No.2322186
>>2322184
Whoops, sorry. i deleted a bunch of what i was going to say and even deleted the part out about going to a local bar. or not so local.
23dca8 No.2322187
>>2322185
Admit it. Pervy sage.
8dcd92 No.2322188
>>2322185
I'm assuming you have a penis
Are you a boy-type person or a girl-type person?
96e3ca No.2322189
>>2322186
Ahhh.
See, we're not very outgoing. Nor do we drink alcohol.
He works, but I doubt there's many girls there, while I never meet any.
Also, again, I'm part of the ones that don't care. I'm not looking to get laid.
23dca8 No.2322190
>>2322188
Bloodchan is a hermaphrodite
8dcd92 No.2322191
>>2322190
My question was whether they're a he or a she
ce8267 No.2322192
>>2322188
WOW ASSUMING MY GENDER
f61836 No.2322194
>>2322189
Something to do regardless, if you drank some. Sometimes just taking short trips is fun.
ce8267 No.2322196
1e1008 No.2322197
>>2322183
you choose to let it change you
>>2322184
-hugs and presses my face on your chest-
being alone is bad for me...
>>2322187
I want my sage animal to be monkey
>>2322188
do you assume my penis is thicc?
I'm very feminine irl, but I love American Football.
>>2322192
>made me laugh irl
mother fucker
>>2322193
No hug? fine.
96e3ca No.2322198
ce8267 No.2322199
>>2322197
Change begets betterment. Y'all should change. Your bodies cells change every 7 years, you arent the same person you were 10 years ago
>>2322197
#yote
1e1008 No.2322200
I'm going to keep eating these cookies until they're all gone...
I don't why my mom puts them near me
96e3ca No.2322201
>>2322194
We hang out. At eachother's place, or at other friends.
And I've never felt the need to change that.
>>2322197
Mhm. And for most people.
Does being here help?
>>2322199
Ooh. I had the conversation in that spoiler a while ago. Should do that again cuz it got cut short.
27188e No.2322202
I love when Blood-chan shoves her big throbbing cock in my throat
f61836 No.2322204
>>2322200
>>2322201
Oh no, not change, just add to.
ce8267 No.2322205
85c446 No.2322206
96e3ca No.2322207
1e1008 No.2322208
>>2322199
I heard brain cells don't really die off and regrow. The neurons you have now are the ones you die with. Dont do drugs...
>>2322201
being here helps take my mind off bad things...
Drawing helps a lot too.
I just need to focus on other things harder than most people...
>>2322202
><
that's a secret!
>>2322204
I'm going to get fat and more weight is going to go to my butt ;~;
8dcd92 No.2322209
>>2322197
American football is for fags
I assume your penis is small and feminine
96e3ca No.2322210
>>2322204
I mean, If there's more things I'd like to do, it's more along the lines of "go bowling" and the like.
>>2322203
...Que?
1e1008 No.2322211
>>2322209
its as smol as a clit
96e3ca No.2322214
ce8267 No.2322218
>>2322208
I will do all the drugs, you must become my carer/
23dca8 No.2322219
Forgot the threadly copypasta
You're one sick bastard. I would never suggest removing nagato's clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute boyish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him suck it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth asscheeks, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal boypussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girly moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and sweat while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered butt for the first time, filling his tummy only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, yahiko," then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside again.
9256db No.2322220
>>2322179
I've not watched it no, but I can't think of many shows out there that don't have much talking
and I do play many offline games, just there are some that are online only which I cannot play without a strong connection
96e3ca No.2322221
>>2322217
I don't need to add more people into the mix. And we already kinda do that.
And I don't want to pick up a girl. That's not how it works for me.
So if I'm gonna change something, it won't be what I do with friends, just what I do by myself.
f61836 No.2322222
>>2322221
Same for me about doing stuff. It's mainly for myself. Everyone is busy all the time so i don't bother anymore.
96e3ca No.2322223
>>2322222
Nice quints.
I just mean that if I wanted to meet girls, I'd not make it a team effort.
ada4f9 No.2322224
8dcd92 No.2322225
Sometimes I want to meet people but Jesus Christ people suck
f61836 No.2322226
>>2322223
What i meant earlier was just for fun on some of the stuff. Back in the day, my friend was always good with females, or at least some. He'd be more lucky than me but looking back, all his real girlfriends have been someone else's wife or girlfriend.
96e3ca No.2322227
>>2322225
> but Jesus Christ people suck
Meet people from other religions.
>>2322224
Got em a cold.
How fare you?
96e3ca No.2322228
>>2322226
>all his real girlfriends have been someone else's wife or girlfriend.
Excuse me, what?
f61836 No.2322229
>>2322224
just a normal day on /animus/
>
23dca8 No.2322230
>>2322229
I'm the one in the middle
f61836 No.2322231
>>2322228
Yeah, he was with one girl who lived with her bf. banging his cousin gf. one girl lived a ways away and who knows what she was doing.
I mean not all his girlfriends were married or were someone else's gf but a whole lot were.
He even fucked my girlfriend a long time ago.
>>2322230
awkward. You pull back as the guy in front of you pulls forward and your dong falls out.
Then you don't move too much so your dong doesn't fall out and you don't get much out of it. Repeat for everyone but the guy in the front.
ada4f9 No.2322232
>>2322227
I'm not exactly in the best state of mind right now, I'd say. I'm sorry you caught a cold. I'd take that from you if it were physically conceivable.
>>2322229
Fair enough.
8dcd92 No.2322233
>>2322227
I live in the southern US
All we have is Jesus Christ people
Literally yesterday people at this CDL class I'm taking were arguing about what counts as a sin and one guy called denominations "religions" like how the fuck are Catholics a different religion from Presbyterians or baptists or whatever
They're all crazy and have the same god and Bible
The only reason Jews and Muslims are different religions is because they have different bibles
Also my mom called me and asked why I was eating dinner alone like first of all, most of these people are like 10 years older than me and most of them are fathers like no thanks
Most of them are fat to the point of already having heart disease and most of them seem to be the urban poor
So I have nothing in common with any of them at all
8dcd92 No.2322234
And after this I'm going to the Midwest where everyone is equally Jesus Christ but less Baptist
96e3ca No.2322235
>>2322231
......Sounds like a real fun person.
>>2322232
And I'd refuse the offer, but it's appreciated.
23dca8 No.2322236
I keep getting ads for a Naruto porn game for some reason and now I'm extremely uncomfortable.
So. How are you doing this evening, my dudes?
ce8267 No.2322237
96e3ca No.2322238
>>2322233
>Also my mom called me and asked why I was eating dinner alone
How does she even know?
f61836 No.2322239
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2322235
I don't see much of him anymore. He just evaporated into a cloud of... alcohol.
23dca8 No.2322240
>>2322237
I love porn but straight porn is gross
ada4f9 No.2322241
>>2322235
I doubt that'd stop me from trying to help, but I do respect that.
ce8267 No.2322242
>>2322240
Heteros are the worst.
96e3ca No.2322243
>>2322239
RIP Soto.
>>2322241
I mean, would you offer it to a stranger who'd happily accept?
96e3ca No.2322244
ada4f9 No.2322245
>>2322243
My sickness? No. Because I wouldn't want anyone else to have to go through it but me. Unfortunately, that selfishness also extends to when I fill the role of the stranger too.
f61836 No.2322246
>>2322243
KEK.
Sometimes I wondered if he didn't like trannies, except that's back when were teenagers.
>>2322240
Nope
6e71d5 No.2322247
96e3ca No.2322249
>>2322246
He's... Omnisexual. He'll take anything that breathes, and then some.
>>2322245
I meant taking it from them. If I'm the type of guy who would happily give you my sickness, do I still deserve the offer?
96e3ca No.2322250
>>2322246
>Sometimes I wondered if he didn't like trannies,
Wait, which 'he'?
ada4f9 No.2322251
>>2322249
Honestly, I wouldn't give a damn whether or not you'd feel you deserve the offer, because you'd be getting it anyways.
f61836 No.2322252
>>2322250
my friend. I mentioned that because of the comparison to soto.
ada4f9 No.2322253
>>2322247
That looks so damn cool.
6e71d5 No.2322254
>>2322253
mmhm. jellyfish tanks have to be rounded. these look super high tech tho.
ada4f9 No.2322255
>>2322254
Oh yeah? I don't know much about that (anything), honestly.
6e71d5 No.2322256
>>2322255
ooh. I used to do tropical fish tanks when I was younger. Salt water's too much extra work.
96e3ca No.2322257
>>2322251
Why's that?
>>2322252
Ah. Fair.
And? Is he the same?
ada4f9 No.2322258
>>2322256
Man, that sounds awesome. I always wanted to do something like that.
ada4f9 No.2322260
>>2322257
I don't need a reason. I'm going to do my best for everyone around me because I can, not because they deserve it. There is no condition for my care. It's as simple as that.
ce8267 No.2322261
Jelly fish? in my uretha? Its more likely than you think.
6e71d5 No.2322262
>>2322258
Do it up. Tropical ones are so diverse and bright and fancy.
f61836 No.2322263
>>2322257
same friend yeah. I think he might be fully straight at this point now that he's an old fuck. Last I heard he was... how do i say this.
He is supposed to be screwing around with a girl that is married right now (that he used to bang when she was with his own cousin, when his cousin was at work).
It's what his sister said.
96e3ca No.2322264
>>2322260
Seems unhealthy, and familiar.
Careful with that.
>>2322263
I meant to ask "Is he the same as Soto? A humongous slut for anything?"
Also holy fuck, what a character.
ada4f9 No.2322265
>>2322262
I probably will. I've been debating it for a while. I just don't think it'll be anytime here soon.
>>2322264
Don't worry, I've got at least enough sense on my head not to do anything that'll ruin me. I can't do my best for anyone if I'm not looking after myself.
6e71d5 No.2322266
>>2322265
lame. don't let ur dreams be dreams^^
96e3ca No.2322267
>>2322265
Ahh, good. That last bit is something I've yet had to learn.
ada4f9 No.2322268
>>2322266
I don't plan to. Which is precisely why this'll have to wait, sadly.
>>2322267
Well, I just ask myself which is better? Giving someone 100% of my effort in the moment, or giving them 80% of my effort now so that I'll be able to give them another 80% later?
ce8267 No.2322269
Man, I wish OW would stop being a fag enabler.
f61836 No.2322270
>>2322264
i don't think he was but lack of opportunity makes it hard to tell what all he'd go for. not guys for sure though
c0493e No.2322271
6e71d5 No.2322272
>>2322269
what's got u butthurt now, daddy~?
96e3ca No.2322273
>>2322268
I understand wanting to heal others and stuff, but taking their suffering for yourself? Why?
>>2322270
Ehh, fair enough.
It's terrible so many woman cheated, though.
ce8267 No.2322275
>>2322272
Not actually buttmad, more disappointed in a way. Blizzard shoehorning LGBT into games after the fact.
ce8267 No.2322276
>>2322274
Don't be so mad.
96e3ca No.2322277
>>2322274
'Tis what they do.
85c446 No.2322278
>>2322276
Not mad; just disgusted.
>>2322277
[retching intensifies]
6e71d5 No.2322280
>>2322274
>>2322277
he hasn't even bought me anything yet x_x
>>2322275
omg visibility x_x
85c446 No.2322281
>>2322280
This is a disturbing turn of events.
6e71d5 No.2322282
>>2322281
it's okay it's just a meme lol
whatchu been up to?
ce8267 No.2322283
>>2322280
The Rampant Gay Agenda!
96e3ca No.2322284
>>2322280
Really? That honestly kind of surprises me.
I thought he had.
>>2322278
I'm assuming it's mostly jokes.
But I don't want that assumption verified one way or another, since I don't care, and it's fine either way.
6e71d5 No.2322285
85c446 No.2322287
>>2322282
I've been playing a lot of vidya. I take naps sometimes, too. Today I'm trying to work on my game, though.
What's new with you?
ada4f9 No.2322288
>>2322273
Why wouldn't I do that for everyone I can? My life isn't more or less important than anyone else's. I mean, sure, I'd prefer to help others without hurting myself in the process, but when it comes down to it, they mean more to me than I do, and that isn't out of self-loathing. I do feel comfortable with who I am for the most part. I just choose to put others before myself wherever I can. I guess the short answer is: because I want to.
6e71d5 No.2322289
>>2322287
oh yeah, sill workin on that huh?
not much you'd be interested in probably.
ada4f9 No.2322290
>>2322287
You're developing a game?
672f21 No.2322291
hell yeah, sleep deprivation tuesdays
what's up bitches
96e3ca No.2322292
>>2322285
Guess I was thinking about Cato or something.
>>2322288
...That all sounds like the healthier version of what I've been to therapy for. Hence my caution.
But it sounds fine, so you do you, I guess.
But this is still my cold to bear, lol.
96e3ca No.2322293
Wait, just how many people here want to develop games?
85c446 No.2322294
>>2322288
> I just choose to put others before myself
Literal trash.
>>2322289
Well you don't know that. Maybe I think jellyfish are fucking neato you're not my wife you don't know me.
>>2322290
Yes. Sort of.
>>2322291
The ceiling.
9e7036 No.2322296
buy me ROG Matrix RTX 2080 Ti
96e3ca No.2322297
>>2322286
I mean.. you knew that, right?
96e3ca No.2322298
>>2322295
Does explain why I thought he'd sent you a sextoy thing.
6e71d5 No.2322299
>>2322298
he bought me a satanic plushie
6e71d5 No.2322300
i have plenty of sex toys
672f21 No.2322301
4 minutes to eat a meatball sub
ez
>>2322294
hi yams i missed you fams
ada4f9 No.2322302
>>2322292
I didn't used to be healthy about it, but I've improved. Hopefully you'll grow into a mindset that's healthier for you soon. For now, the cold's up to you.
>>2322293
Me.
>>2322294
Very true.
That's awesome. I wish I could say I was in the same boat. I mean, I am planning a game, and getting a crew together, but... I have a ways to go. Meaning I'm shit at actually making games as it stands currently.
672f21 No.2322303
>>2322296
>not having $1500 cash on hand at any time
shiggy diggy my niggy
ce8267 No.2322304
Who wants a paid for pair of Louboutins? First cum, first served.
85c446 No.2322305
>>2322301
No you didn't you homo don't lie.
>>2322302
So you're just an ideaguy?
672f21 No.2322306
>>2322305
no seriously i haven't seen you in a while and you're nice guy with cute tum
>>2322304
shit meme
96e3ca No.2322307
>>2322299
Guess my memory is ass. Ehh, didn't pay much attention to it anyway.
Is it a cute plushie?
>>2322302
Thanks friend.
Ah, nice. I used to, ever since I was 7.
Have you made anything, or are you making anything?
9e7036 No.2322308
>>2322303
i spent it all on fortnite skins
ce8267 No.2322309
How is your arthritis Nezi? Does it hurt today? Lmao, idiot.
85c446 No.2322310
>>2322306
How you been, Nezi?
6e71d5 No.2322311
>>2322307
yiss. it's baphomet^^
ce8267 No.2322312
Guess no one wants any, okay.
672f21 No.2322313
>>2322309
every day <333333
>>2322308
lul cucked
>>2322310
ups and downs
but trucking forward for progress
how are you?
96e3ca No.2322314
>>2322308
Fuck, didn't see you were here. I thought it was a post of mine because flags until I read it.
Hi ikti.
>>2322311
Ooooh. Actual Satanic plushie. Neat.
Post Bapho plushie.
ada4f9 No.2322315
>>2322305
I do all the concept crap in terms of plot, characters, art, gameplay, etc, I've been finding people I want to work with, which I mentioned, and I've dabbled in music making, but beyond that, yeah, I'm pretty much worthless. I'm hoping to change that though. I'm looking for someone to tutor me.
>>2322307
Funny, that's the exact same age I first had an inkling of an idea that I wanted to make video-games myself. I've been doing a lot of planning for a fan game for a while, and basic level ai-work just to pass the time and test stuff out, but until I find someone who can make good models the whole thing is on standstill. Plus I need to do a run through college, which requires my money, so that's a concern I have as well. At least my ideas for it keep getting more and more intricate in the meantime. I do have plans to make a massive series though, someday. One I've been planning only slightly longer than I've had an interest in making games. That's my life goal, at least. Anyway, what about you? Have you ever made any games or planned any games?
ce8267 No.2322318
85c446 No.2322319
>>2322313
Quite well. My hands have just gone numb though so that kinda blows never mind the feeling came back.
>>2322315
Learn an engine.
ada4f9 No.2322320
>>2322319
That's the plan.
672f21 No.2322321
>>2322316
YEET
>>2322319
my hands feel like they're on fire often :~)
85c446 No.2322322
>>2322320
I use Game Maker, personally. Been using it since like 2006.
96e3ca No.2322324
Dinner time. BRB.
>>2322316
Hi Fortune, whaddup?
I have half a mind of giving you my trip as a short joke, but no.
>>2322317
Whahhaa, neat. That's the cutest Baphomet I've seen, without them making it overly cute.
>Ditto.
Aw shit. Kid-me's favorite pokémon. Good stuff.
>>2322315
Guess it's a good age for wanting to make games.
I have made short games, and I do have plans, but my dinner place closes in 20 minutes so I'mma hurry and tell ya after.
>>2322322
Aw shit, I miss Game Maker.
Have you learned GML? Does Game Maker still even use GML?
6e71d5 No.2322325
>>2322324
my fave poke too lol
I have a cthulhu and a mothman too :p
have a good din
ada4f9 No.2322326
>>2322322
I actually bought that a few years back so I could finally start learning. That was a couple weeks before my laptop broke, and only recently did I get a replacement computer. An old, hand-me-down, piece of crap Windows 7 computer. It's better than nothing though.
>>2322324
Alrighty
672f21 No.2322327
>>2322323
hell yeah boiiiii
you do anything lewd lately?
85c446 No.2322328
>>2322324
It still uses GML, yeah. I can do anything I've ever wanted to do in GML so I never learned a "better" engine.
85c446 No.2322329
>>2322326
Just get tinkering my boy.
>>2322327
Not even a little bit. I keep myself to myself these days.
672f21 No.2322330
>>2322329
damn that's one exclusive club
85c446 No.2322331
>>2322330
I had a dream that I was gonna cyber somebody but I woke up before it got interesting. I don't think that counts though.
672f21 No.2322332
>>2322331
wanna cyber? ;~00000
ce8267 No.2322333
UMU CUMMIES FOR MOMMY UWU OWO
6e71d5 No.2322334
9e7036 No.2322335
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ada4f9 No.2322337
672f21 No.2322338
>>2322333
OWO *notices ur bulge*
85c446 No.2322339
>>2322335
Why on Earth would I do that?
>>2322337
Of course I am.
96e3ca No.2322340
>>2322325
Ooh, really? Cool. You're the first other person I know of whose favorite is Ditto.
Ooh, eldritch too. Though I can't say I'm familiar with Mothman.
And thank you. I will. It's a good place.
>>2322326
I don't actually have nice stories to tell about games. Best thing I made was a real time top-down Pokémon fighter, which I made for a project.
Was very well recieved just because you could fight other players, and it was pokémon.
>>2322328
Mhm. GML is fine. Last time I used it, it wasn't the best, but it was enough, and that's... well, enough.
6e71d5 No.2322341
less screenshots more gameplay
96e3ca No.2322342
>>2322336
Since you're me, and all.
85c446 No.2322343
>>2322340
Exactly.
>>2322341
There is no gameplay.
6e71d5 No.2322344
>>2322343
oh
how long u been working on it now?
96e3ca No.2322345
>>2322339
>>2322343
Ooh. Did you do that art yourself?
85c446 No.2322346
>>2322344
Far, far too long. I haven't really worked on it in the past couple months, though.
>>2322345
Yes.
6e71d5 No.2322347
96e3ca No.2322348
>>2322346
Neat. I like your style.
Though in this pic the char really reminds me of Android... 18? In a DBZ game I once played.
85c446 No.2322349
>>2322347
;~;
>>2322348
Yeah, I get that a lot.
ada4f9 No.2322350
>>2322339
Thank you. And I mean that.
>>2322340
Ah, I see. I don't have any particularly amazing stories either, but that's still cool to hear.
922c89 No.2322351
>>2322349
young justice s3
6e71d5 No.2322353
96e3ca No.2322354
>>2322349
>Bella 18.png
At least you're taking it in stride, I guess.
85c446 No.2322355
672f21 No.2322357
i hate people named nezi lol
96e3ca No.2322358
>>2322350
The execution was meh and the art was garbage.
But it was real-time PvP pokémon and that's all that was needed for success.
I don't know why there's no official game like that, still.
85c446 No.2322359
>>2322354
The plan is to change her clothes a bit so the comparison isn't made as often.
922c89 No.2322360
27188e No.2322361
>>2322350
Why do you have that self-degrading name? Significance is just a subjective concept; stop using it to put urself down, gurl
You're de facto the most significant person in your own life
6e71d5 No.2322362
the ruler of your own universe
96e3ca No.2322364
>>2322359
I guess that's fair. It's a nice look, wouldn't want to change much.
ada4f9 No.2322365
>>2322358
I have no idea. You'd think they'd want to cash in on an idea like that.
>>2322361
Thank you, but... I just thought it sounded cool. Plus, I don't think it's that self-derogatory. Even if I chose this name because I actually believed what it said, I'd only be calling myself insignificant within reason. I do agree that significance, much like all else, is highly subjective though. I don't consider myself the most important individual in my life, but I also don't despise myself like I used to. But, again, thank you.
96e3ca No.2322366
>>2322365
Right? I can't fathom why they haven't. Nor a good MMO.
ada4f9 No.2322367
>>2322366
I wish I had the answer.
96e3ca No.2322368
>>2322367
Eventually, they'll release it.
And society will collapse.
ada4f9 No.2322369
>>2322368
You might be right.
96e3ca No.2322370
ada4f9 No.2322371
>>2322370
That sounds very rationally plausible. Consider me frightened.
96e3ca No.2322372
>>2322371
Right?
Pokémon Go was ass.
Popular, but not a good game.
Imagine what a good Pokémon game would do.
ada4f9 No.2322373
>>2322372
Stop it. You're scaring me.
672f21 No.2322374
i wonder what it feels like to be insane
672f21 No.2322377
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ada4f9 No.2322378
>>2322375
No one is. No one is.
ada4f9 No.2322379
Alright, well, I gotta go for a bit. Adieu
d20056 No.2322380
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f3f64f No.2322382
>>2322374
I was declared insane a year ago, I think I got a good idea of what it's like.
It's like your whole life gets turned into an Alternate Reality Game and whatever you hear on the radio or tv is a calling for you to rise up and herald the coming of whatever. I miss being that crazy. Shit was exciting.
f3f64f No.2322383
AROUND BLACKS
CAN'T RELAX
AROUND WHITES
MUST BITE.
NO MATTER YOUR COLOUR
YOU'RE GETTING BRIMSTONE AND SULFUR
917ac6 No.2322384
>>2322376
-squeaks quietly- :x
96e3ca No.2322385
SONATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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672f21 No.2322387
i wanna drink sonata's fluids
917ac6 No.2322389
>>2322387
-brings you tea with orange zest and cinnamon-
>>2322388
^-^ -gives you tea, too!-
96e3ca No.2322390
>>2322389
How's you, Sonata?
bced47 No.2322391
Only Way To Play made a Rubick guide.
I'm gonna ignore the haters and do this shit.
96e3ca No.2322392
>>2322391
Ahh, mister "Here's my 45 minute video on why I quit Dota"
23dca8 No.2322393
Real gamer girls play pregnant dora birth game free online.
917ac6 No.2322394
>>2322390
-is upset. Wants to do the dishes but sink-san has no hot water- ;_;
672f21 No.2322395
>>2322389
your other fluids
96e3ca No.2322396
6e71d5 No.2322397
917ac6 No.2322399
>>2322395
-brings you lemon-lime flavored seltzer water-
>>2322396
-nods and scurries off to try again. Dishes are never truly happy unless they're clean-
23dca8 No.2322400
This is a lewd-free zone. Keep your lewds at the door
d20056 No.2322401
96e3ca No.2322402
>>2322399
I'll not tell you about mine, then.
1e1008 No.2322403
>>2322213
Its not gay... its fun size :<
>>2322214
:>
only for yew
>>2322215
;~;
he's very sick..
>>2322216
Me in the middle.
But I'm talking about Sandaime Hokage, I want his monkey sage powers
>>2322217
I jog every morning ;~;
>>2322218
I can't be around drug addicts anymore... they are toxic people
>>2322220
hmmm i wanna play online games too, but I have a severe stutter... Everyone makes fun of me so I gave up..
Youjo Senki is great
>
480205 No.2322404
>>2322392
Yeah, and now he's made a 2 hour long guide about Rubick. Fucking glad I got that Arcana now. Not gonna play now though, my internet is acting up. Maybe give it an hour to see if it improves.
ce8267 No.2322405
>>2322403
I will not allow that.
96e3ca No.2322406
>>2322403
<3
Welcome back.
>>2322404
TWO HOURS?
Damn.
23dca8 No.2322407
How do I become pro at /animus/?? pls help
d20056 No.2322408
>>2322407
Buy an /animus/ gold pass
2aacda No.2322409
My dad finally went to sleep
ce8267 No.2322410
To be a pro -
1) Gas kikes
2)SHit post like a god
3) Be Scoot
4) have a blood chan GF
2aacda No.2322411
>>2322405
I want you to be a nice person when I'm feeding you all the drugs~
>>2322406
-hug-
23dca8 No.2322412
>>2322408
>>2322410
Directions unclear, cock stuck in little boy's ass
2aacda No.2322413
>>2322410
i should be at number one
8a6f07 No.2322415
>>2322406
I know, it's fucking ridiculous. I guess he got dragged back in.
Turned my router on and off, hope that fixed it.
Nah, froze again, opened up the troubleshooter and it said 'Windows could not automatically detect this networks proxy settings', the fuck that means.
96e3ca No.2322416
>>2322410
>4) have a blood chan GF
I like this one.
>>2322411
You up to anything?
96e3ca No.2322417
>>2322412
Ahh, that's part 3. Good job.
f59d11 No.2322418
ce8267 No.2322419
>>2322413
4 is a sacred number
d20056 No.2322421
I'm pretty sure you're going to draw little boys regardless of what we say
8dcd92 No.2322422
So fucking nice to be away from all those people
Is it an urban poor people thing or a black people thing to be obnoxious and loud 24/7 because I don't think all these people are poor, but I have met black people who weren't howler monkeys
Please excuse my racism, I have a sensory processing disorder because of my autism and they've been loud since 7:30
I know the one other white person was poor but I'm familiar with redneck behavior
They are also loud but their screaming is usually limited to sporting events, Nascar, and hunting
but he left, and good riddance
Walked in yesterday with a case of Bud Light get that the fuck out of my face
0c40cf No.2322423
I think #3 is a mistake in that list, to be honest. See, Scoot is british, and brits are shits.
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2aacda No.2322425
>>2322405
Cute pic
>>2322414
Promises are meant to be broken
>>2322416
I'm trying to calm down, I'm very upset
>>2322418
Hmm not really, but I have curly hair
>>2322419
But I should be the priority ;~;
>>2322420
>420
Draw penis :)
f59d11 No.2322426
>>2322425
Curly hair is gross.
ce8267 No.2322427
>>2322425
Like your hymen.
96e3ca No.2322428
0c40cf No.2322429
>>2322422
I am enthralled by your venting and am curious as to the cause.
Please, relay what has happened to you today in detail?
>>2322425
Just shows you that he shouldn't have a bloodchan gf.
8dcd92 No.2322430
>>2322429
It's not that I hate poor people or black people, I hate loud people and don't like feeling racist every time the loud people I get stuck with are poor and black
96e3ca No.2322431
0c40cf No.2322434
>>2322430
Move to Arizona. We are totally fine and open about our racism.
But on a serious note, it isn't racist. It's a culture thing. Yes, black people have a shit culture and usually cause a lot of problems for society and anybody who has to deal with them. That isn't being racist, since not all black people are in fact like that. Sadly the majority are.
Also, rednecks rolling coal is obnoxious as well, though I'd say less obnoxious than blaring rap music.
2aacda No.2322435
>>2322426
Yeah it really is. I hate it. Every time I come out the shower I have a fro
>>2322427
Lick my hymen..?
>>2322428
Just taking care of my dad. It takes all my patience to keep me from not punching his throat when he moans in pain..
>>2322429
exactly...
96e3ca No.2322436
>>2322435
What's wrong with him?
2aacda No.2322438
>>2322422
I grew up in the south bronx and whenever someone scream-talks at me I just put my fingers in their mouth
We fought right there
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ce8267 No.2322440
>>2322435
Has to be done umu
d20056 No.2322442
8dcd92 No.2322444
>>2322434
Arizona has too much desert
I'm a frozen wasteland kind of girl
I'm not sure it's entirely a black people culture as much as it is ghetto culture, and the majority population of government and low income housing is black
My cousin is white and she's ghetto, had her first baby at 20 and she's still at it
She's obnoxious
My dad is white and rich but he gets loud all the time because he has no concept of an inside voice and I get angry and upset every time he's just randomly screaming across the table about whatever normal topic we were talking about
0c40cf No.2322447
>>2322435
Dump his ass!
>>2322444
But the desert is a wonderful thing. You don't even have to be cold at night.
No you are completely right. It is more a ghetto thing, but as you said, most of the ghetto culture are black.
Your dad just sounds like he has social maturity problems.
922c89 No.2322460
>>2322422
it's the same with white people.
the loudest, obnoxious types are often just looking to impress or mask insecurity.
2aacda No.2322463
>>2322460
There is a new thread, master