42ecc2 No.2316742
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Save Me From The Nothing I've Become Edition
42ecc2 No.2316747
bd4ed0 No.2316748
Man
One day I should probably try actually getting over my aversion to just fucking sleeping
2efbb5 No.2316750
>>2316747
Imagine being such a faggot you need to doublepost your threads
>>2316748
I'll sleep with you ;)
25c7c4 No.2316752
2efbb5 No.2316753
Beat you to it spec, fucker
42ecc2 No.2316754
6d3776 No.2316755
Doesn't matter, he'll still chose me.
I'm sure to win over some Australian.
2efbb5 No.2316757
>>2316755
yeah but I did it better because I put the ;) on there
>>2316756
;))))))))))))))))))
25c7c4 No.2316758
bd4ed0 No.2316759
>>2316755
Sounds a lot like Desert
6d3776 No.2316761
>>2316756
I was gonna be upset but Squiddy was told no too, so I'm only mildly so.
bd4ed0 No.2316765
>>2316762
He said the exact same thing to me but replace Australian with Trany.
25c7c4 No.2316766
6d3776 No.2316767
>>2316764
Shouldn't you be off dying of heatstroke or something?
>>2316765
Yikes. Well let's stop the similarities there, eh?
42ecc2 No.2316769
When is blood-chan going to stop sucking all them dicks?
bd4ed0 No.2316771
>>2316767
Do you own a lizard yet ?
2efbb5 No.2316772
>australians are now trannies
25c7c4 No.2316773
2efbb5 No.2316775
>>2316767
Not until tomorrow
42ecc2 No.2316776
I mean, that would be an upgrade in the social world, if australians were trannies
bd4ed0 No.2316777
>>2316772
You're just a paid actor anyways.
6d3776 No.2316778
>>2316770
>>2316771
No. Should I get a snake instead?
>>2316772
In your case that's true though.
1894a5 No.2316779
>>2316773
Howshu
>>2316776
>the brit
Ahahaha
Nou
2efbb5 No.2316780
>>2316777
For?
>>2316778
tfw spec's been secretly spiking your food with hormones
42ecc2 No.2316781
>>2316779
BETTER BEWARE, THE EMUS MIGHT HEAR YA, CUNT.
6d3776 No.2316782
>>2316775
Why tomorrow?
>>2316780
Explains all the weight gain.
bd4ed0 No.2316783
>>2316778
I bet he owns one of those too.
>>2316780
Pretending that Australian is a real place.
6d3776 No.2316786
>>2316783
I wouldn't be surprised.
If I got a snake you wouldn't come over and touch it?
>>2316784
1894a5 No.2316787
>>2316781
FUCKIN, NAH, YOUR TOURISTS NEED TO
LOOK HARDER FOR THOSE VERY HARD TO SPOT, 2 METER CROCODILES YA DICKHEAD
bd4ed0 No.2316788
>>2316786
Snakes are just gross.
42ecc2 No.2316790
>>2316787
YA FUCKIN WHAT YA POOFTER, AM LOOKING FOR MY CARAMEL SPIDERS YA FUCKIN ABBO CUNT
2efbb5 No.2316791
>>2316783
Don't say that out loud or the globeheads will catch on.
>>2316782
Because max today was like 27 and max tomorrow is set to be 42
What?
Also I'm not sure that even would
6d3776 No.2316793
>>2316788
It's true...
>>2316791
Why such a drastic change?
>>2316792
How you doin' this mornin' babe?
25c7c4 No.2316794
>>2316779
was preparing exam, not anymore. Too damn lazy, and I suppose spending about 4 hours today is fine, seeing i still have until Monday.
How u?
a9ba10 No.2316795
>>2316793
im sad because you never talk to me anymore
2efbb5 No.2316797
>>2316793
fuck if I know
back to 21 the next day too
1894a5 No.2316798
>>2316790
FUCKIN LOOK AT YA
TERRIFIED OF PUSSY CUNT SHIT
UR A FUCKIN ABO YA FUCKIN ABO CUNT
FUCKIN LOOK AT ME IM ENGLISH I WONT GO TO AUSTRALIA BECAUSE IM A PUSSY FAGGOT CUNT
FUCKIN
ABO CUNT
2efbb5 No.2316799
>>2316796
It's not like you don't deserve it
42ecc2 No.2316800
Preparing for the Chunin exam
a9ba10 No.2316801
6d3776 No.2316802
>>2316795
New phone, who dis?
>>2316796
If you're gonna die do it outside, it's easier to clean up.
a9ba10 No.2316804
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>>2316802
My name is Lilith
a9ba10 No.2316805
1894a5 No.2316806
>>2316794
Awe shiet examstuffs, hows it going along?
Sleepy. I'll probably go to bed soon been up for aaages and not enough sleep
42ecc2 No.2316807
>>2316798
I mean, something something Captain cook
>>2316803
Honestly.
a9ba10 No.2316808
>>2316807
I'm currently practicing this laugh
6d3776 No.2316809
>>2316804
Hello Lilith, I'm Johnny. Nice to meet you.
1894a5 No.2316810
>>2316807
I thank the British for arduously laying out the logistics that has culminated to my comfy ass bed in comfy weather with less chavs.
42ecc2 No.2316811
>>2316808
Is that Sans Undertale?
>>2316810
Honestly, it sounds dreamy. It soiunds like purgatory. Complete with its terrible internet connection.
25c7c4 No.2316812
>>2316806
Definitely sounds like you need it.
And could go better. Just gotta find the motivation
2efbb5 No.2316813
What if ban was actually upset and we just memed him to fucking death
Rip
6d3776 No.2316814
a9ba10 No.2316815
>>2316809
Good morning ^^
Oh you can call me Blood-chan too
>>2316811
i don't know :/
2efbb5 No.2316816
how can you be so cruel to him
;_;
42ecc2 No.2316817
25c7c4 No.2316818
>>2316816
cause he never sucked his dick when they met up years ago
6d3776 No.2316819
>>2316815
Mornin', Blood-Chan. Got any good music?
bd4ed0 No.2316820
I don't know what I have to be upset about.
2efbb5 No.2316821
>>2316818
I'm sure I could make a number of comeback witty jokes here but I'm not sure if they'd be inappropriate.
a9ba10 No.2316822
>>2316819
I don't really listen to music...
You should link me some :)
25c7c4 No.2316823
>>2316821
Nothing is too inappropriate for this thread
2efbb5 No.2316824
>>2316820
If you don't know then I have even less ability to know.
2efbb5 No.2316826
>>2316823
That's not quite what I meant
1894a5 No.2316827
>>2316811
Good enough to watch you cunts have shitfits live with the queen in full hd so you can see all her polygons
>>2316812
Gave up on youtubes, was mush
sleepsosoon
25c7c4 No.2316830
>>2316825
No. Lol
>>2316826
Then be blunt
>>2316827
Goo. Should give up on it forever. It's awful and it should just die.
Sleep~
nini, rest well
e12aed No.2316831
>>2316830
i guess some things are too lewd after all then~
2efbb5 No.2316832
I'll be blunt with your ass, fuckboy.
1894a5 No.2316833
>>2316829
Im afraid she will make it into her 110s
The family didnt inbreed, so shes getting mad nao
>>2316830
Not if you find the right shit!
Youtubes "showcase" of youtube is terrifying
4ebf3d No.2316834
>>2316813
I wonder this myself, sometimes.
2efbb5 No.2316835
>>2316834
I'll meme you to death.
25c7c4 No.2316836
>>2316831
Seeing you're asking for it, it's not too lewd for this place.
I just don't want to post my hairy ass here, is all
>>2316832
Nah, it's too manly for you
>>2316833
I'd rather not try to be honest
bd4ed0 No.2316837
>>2316824
I just felt like I was going to vomit.
I don't think thats caused by anything here.
42ecc2 No.2316838
>>2316833
Black Americans in the gene pool. NO.
e12aed No.2316839
>>2316836
smh what a square
4ebf3d No.2316840
>>2316835
don't do that. I already feel lousy tonight.
2efbb5 No.2316842
>>2316836
What if I just meant insult it, duh
>>2316837
And you complain about me vomiting
>>2316840
Isn't that more reason *to* do that? Putting you out of your misery?
1894a5 No.2316843
>>2316836
but SCIENCE things
>>2316838
I think when she found that out her metabolism corrected itself for another century
bd4ed0 No.2316844
>>2316842
But I didn't vomit
you did
4ebf3d No.2316845
>>2316842
My doctor told me that that's a no-no.
25c7c4 No.2316846
>>2316842
That'd be easy. Could just say the same things I have
>>2316843
Not on youtube
2efbb5 No.2316847
>>2316844
Fuckin
Why you gotta focus so much on that
>>2316845
Fine then, what do you want instead?
>>2316846
Damn straight I could. Lead you right into my trap.
1894a5 No.2316848
>>2316846
took me long damn time to stop seeing bullshit
Does hu interweb videos?
bd4ed0 No.2316849
>>2316847
Because you vomited twice in one night
and on the second time you came back and said "Just vomited for the first time in years"
despite vomiting like an hour before hand
25c7c4 No.2316850
>>2316847
Gay as heck
>>2316848
Nope, I don't. Really don't watch anything
2efbb5 No.2316851
>>2316849
I swear to fuck how many times have I corrected the many things wrong with that?
>>2316850
Like you
:)
bd4ed0 No.2316852
>>2316851
Oh you sure tried a couple times.
25c7c4 No.2316853
42ecc2 No.2316854
2efbb5 No.2316855
>>2316852
It was like 12 hours and the first time wasn't a "oh shit I'm so drunk time to vomit fuck", it was one wretch because I was too full.
bd4ed0 No.2316856
>>2316855
I like my version of the story more.
I'm gonna stick with my version.
25c7c4 No.2316860
2efbb5 No.2316861
>>2316859
What's up
>>2316860
>reaction image
25c7c4 No.2316862
5b4472 No.2316864
>>2316740
nexus blitz
i need 1800 tokens for golden akali
im at 1250 right now
i only have 7 days left
i only earn 6 for a win and 3 for a loss
>>2316741
many games
42ecc2 No.2316865
So then, I told the cashier "my dick big" and everyone clapped.
25c7c4 No.2316866
a9ba10 No.2316868
>>2316817
A monster in human clothing...
>>2316820
Of course you don't know, you're a monster.
>>2316828
Music is distracting and noisy ><
But I give it all a chance. I like the music Erio gibs me : )
-clicks and listen-
>>2316865
:D
6d3776 No.2316869
>>2316868
What does Erio link?
42ecc2 No.2316872
a9ba10 No.2316874
>>2316872
video game music <3
>>2316873
you already knew? :<
My mom told me to turn the music off >:(
ab9ed7 No.2316875
You know what, blood-chan, I am finding that I am getting better at whistling.
736b92 No.2316876
>Forty is a N3rd
Ah. Right.
a9ba10 No.2316877
>>2316875
i'm so jealous
I can't whistle for shit!
shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
>>2316876
stop being a nerd?
25c7c4 No.2316878
ab9ed7 No.2316879
>>2316877
You know what you should do? Pucker your lips and pretend to kiss me. Then hold for 10 seconds, then move to the right and repeat, then left.
Then kiss me.
736b92 No.2316880
>>2316877
No thanks. I like nerding.
>>2316878
Hiya, Hu.
Is that consolation, or just a regular ol' pat?
a9ba10 No.2316882
>>2316879
I enjoy when children blush when I tell them to pucker their lips
I swear I was a pedo in my past life
>>2316880
Don't you want to be a liberal normie?
736b92 No.2316884
>>2316881
I'll gladly take both.
How ya been?
736b92 No.2316885
>>2316882
Please no, spare me.
ab9ed7 No.2316886
>>2316882
But not in your current one?
25c7c4 No.2316887
>>2316884
been okay. Happy to be home though.
How you? Had a good christmas and new years?
736b92 No.2316888
>>2316887
Mhm. Christmas was full of family, and New Years was a lot of days with a lot of friends.
Happy New Year, Hu.
25c7c4 No.2316889
>>2316888
Sounds pretty similar then, except the friends part. I don't have any.
Happy new years to you too!
a9ba10 No.2316891
>>2316883
You play music now?
>>2316885
If you want to date you have to give up your friends, family, video games and computer
>>2316886
No....
I've thought about it but i'm not sexual attracted to kids anymore
42ecc2 No.2316892
>>2316891
I do, I shitpost to find the hidden sounds.
736b92 No.2316894
>>2316889
As long as you're alright with that, that's alright, methinks.
Obligatory "Made any resolutions for this year?"
>>2316891
I'll pass, lol.
482784 No.2316895
Eurgh, so hungover. Why do I drink?
DnD just unleashes the beast within me.
25c7c4 No.2316896
>>2316894
it's fine.
Was considering 4k cause it was pretty cheap and had nice features at a small pricepoint but it got sold out within a few hours, so now I'm stuck with what I have currently.
Did you?
b7c3a6 No.2316897
>>2316895
What does one drink when you're hangover?
482784 No.2316898
>>2316897
I had a weetabix milkshake. The wrong answer would be to drink more booze. I got some diet coke left over from the rum and coke.
I feel like I've done something terrible. I always get so paranoid and anxious when I'm hungover. Did I post something stupid here? I can't remember. Checked my facebook and I haven't done anything too bad.
736b92 No.2316899
>>2316896
Actually, thanks for reminding me. I'm refunding a screen I bought recently and buying a friend's old screen from him.
And the pick-up guy is supposed to be here within two hours, and I totally forgot it was today.
482784 No.2316900
Got a bruise on my elbow, I don't know how the fuck I got it from. I need cuddles. ;w;
a9ba10 No.2316901
>>2316892
Don't tell Bard you into music...
You'll never hear the end of it.
>>2316893
Why would you lie? Lying is the worst thing you can do....
>>2316894
Don't worry I'll keep you interested at all times :)
>>2316895
Stop drinking!
b7c3a6 No.2316902
>>2316898
Jaja, that's hilarious. You posted your full last name, but I think that's not too bad.
42ecc2 No.2316903
Doxxing scanner as we type
b7c3a6 No.2316904
>>2316900
I'll cuddle you all day long.
482784 No.2316905
>>2316901
I can't, it's so good to get fucked up while fucking up hobgoblins. Drinking is fun. But yeah, not gonna drink for a while. It's because I'm not doing my courses so I get bored and want to drink. Don't know how to fill up my time.
>>2316902
Yeah, that sounds like something I'd do. Thank god I don't have a webcam or I would've posted more stupid pictures.
>>2316903
ZOOM IN AND ANALYSE THAT DICK PIC
>>2316904
You're so sweet Raccoon. Thanks. I wanna go to bed but I'm not tired enough.
736b92 No.2316906
>>2316901
I could pass up games, but not family and friends.
b7c3a6 No.2316908
>>2316905
It's worrying that you want to go to bed already.
482784 No.2316909
>>2316907
Don't even know what that means.
>>2316908
Yeah, I got fuck all to do. Don't wanna play videogames, just wanna curl up in a ball and drift away.
b7c3a6 No.2316910
>>2316909
Aw, buddy. I'd be your big spoon.
482784 No.2316911
>>2316910
>///<
I won't argue with that. .///.
I shouldn't be feeling like this, I got a computer and 200 games, and I can't even be arsed to play them.
ab9ed7 No.2316912
>>2316891
I'm honestly not sure how to even think of that answer.
b7c3a6 No.2316914
>>2316911
Games aren't all that. You need real brain stimulation. I gotta go, I hope you find something to do.
42ecc2 No.2316915
482784 No.2316916
>>2316914
Thank you, see ya later Raccoon.
25c7c4 No.2316917
>>2316899
Lol, you're welcome~
>>2316901
Because one friend you never see in person, and zero, is pretty much the same thing
a9ba10 No.2316918
>>2316905
I'm having a big argument with my mother right now, I want her to buy me some henny, but she wants me to walk her down town, I feel like shit...
She doesn't understand x_x
>>2316906
Hmm maybe you and visit friends and family, but I'm going to tag along
You can game too, but you have to turn it off when I want sex.
I want sex all the time
>>2316912
Kids are adorbs... I enjoy helping them greatly..
>>2316917
that's not an excuse to lie v_v
482784 No.2316919
>>2316918
Gotta go to the shops with your mum, I know it's boring but shit has to be done.
Mums can be a pain. I don't like whiskey. More of a rum guy myself.
ab9ed7 No.2316920
>>2316918
See, that worries me.
42ecc2 No.2316921
a9ba10 No.2316922
>>2316919
my mom is a stupid bitch and i'm going to shove onto the subway tracks
>>2316920
lol why?
a9ba10 No.2316923
>>2316921
im not...
im normal...
just like you
60999a No.2316924
ab9ed7 No.2316925
>>2316922
Because that is the kind of wording I would use for my love of alcohol or vagina.
736b92 No.2316926
Finally. Back to my old screen.
Goddamn the colors are so much better.
Holy shit that took so long tho.
>>2316917
I didn't have enough tape to affix something properly, so they're picking it up later now...
>>2316918
...Sounds like a great deal to me, really.
I accept!
482784 No.2316927
I'm going to bed. Hopefully get a good nap. Nini.
736b92 No.2316929
7c5965 No.2316930
thats a funny joke but you shouldnt lie to scoots like that
a9ba10 No.2316931
>>2316924
She should notice my cold
>>2316925
What kind of alcohol do you drink?
>>2316926
Back to your ol' screen, huh?
Tell me if you like the colors of this picture
>
But will your friends and family accept me...
>>2316927
>going to sleep in the middle of a nap
>>2316928
Is that your new waifu?
60999a No.2316932
>>2316931
Did you tell her?
736b92 No.2316933
>>2316931
My friends would. No doubt.
My family probably would...
And that's a good image, thank you. The colors of this screen are much more vibrant and I missed it.
It's just that it doesn't have a HDMI port, so I can't use it for my new Switch.
42ecc2 No.2316934
>>2316931
Asuka is only waifu, mmio is a good girl though.
ab9ed7 No.2316935
>>2316931
Beer, scotch, and whiskey, usually.
25c7c4 No.2316936
>>2316926
What was wrong with your new screen?
736b92 No.2316937
>>2316936
Meh colors, and I can take an old one off my friends hands for the same price, but it's way better.
25c7c4 No.2316938
>>2316937
Did you try other cables / connectors?
736b92 No.2316939
>>2316938
It's an old as heck screen. It only has VGA. I don't know my possibilities, really.
2b3087 No.2316942
736b92 No.2316943
I really have to read all of Komi-san.
Shit's mad cute.
25c7c4 No.2316944
>>2316939
Your new screen only had VGA? What?
736b92 No.2316945
>>2316944
Ooooh. I thought you meant the old one.
No, I did not.
25c7c4 No.2316946
>>2316945
My monitor didn't at all work with HDMI. Shitty colors, especially red. Could be you were experiencing something similar
a9ba10 No.2316947
>>2316932
Yus I told her, I know she heard me coughing all night when I came home at 4:30
Then she wakes me up really early to do favors.
I have my own apartment but I can't go back there until my cold is gone. My dad is staying there so that he doesn't get sick
>>2316933
Would your friends accept me when they steal my phone and see all the pictures of... my art on it?
I hope your family does...
But we don't have to meet them if you don
t want to...
Time to upgrade to an Apple monitor :^)
>>2316934
Asuka is the type of girl to sneak into your bed and take all the blankets
>>2316935
Do you ever mix them all up to make the ultimate alcoholic beverage?
>>2316943
Shyts madd kawaii mah nigga deadass
736b92 No.2316949
>>2316946
Actually, thinking about it, I was still using VGA. I just use the HDMI as input for the switch.
>>2316947
I've not seen your art. I'm not sure what it is.
But my friends are all weird, so you should be alright.
Never had to introduce a girl to my family. Weird thought.
Also, Apple never.
42ecc2 No.2316950
42ecc2 No.2316952
Haha yes, let us have a trade war, it will work out so well. Lmao. Stupid yanks.
8afad7 No.2316953
>>2316952
Trump is still Jesus here though.
736b92 No.2316954
This tweet is real.
I love it.
>>2316952
42ecc2 No.2316955
Bet Blood0chan does a pokey bot wank. lmao
8afad7 No.2316956
>>2316954
Nearly everyone is part native american here. Just ask them.
For all intents and purposes, people bang an indian, have kids, and it's like being a jew. You just remember it and pass that info down generations.
736b92 No.2316957
>>2316955
A what?
>>2316956
Yeah, exactly. It's just kinda stupid.I'm 1/4th German. No one should care about that though, because I'm not German. It doesn't make me German in the slightest.
8afad7 No.2316958
>>2316957
It matters a little more over here. Everyone has mixes of nationalities but it's just what makes people who they are under one umbrella. America/Muttland.
ab9ed7 No.2316959
>>2316947
No. Donkey Juice will make you spit.
72cfeb No.2316961
>>2316954
you think that's something?
you should see his other tweets.
736b92 No.2316962
>>2316960
Ah. Thanks google.
Also. Yes.
>>2316958
Sounds weird to me, I don't see why it'd matter, but alright.
>>2316961
I don't usually check whether posts are satire or not, and I don't have a twitter, so I don't find out like that.
72cfeb No.2316963
>>2316962
but you realize he's a massive liar and he's fully aware of the social manipulation of those sorts of tweets you 'love'.
f0189e No.2316964
GUYS DID YOU SEE TRUMPS NEW TWEETS?
HE SAYS HE'LL GET THE WALL BUILT!
42ecc2 No.2316965
Amerifats clap when trump slap keyboard
8afad7 No.2316967
>>2316962
Then it only matter a little to some, a lot to others. Like I'm 1/4 amish and 1/4 hillbilly. That only matters to me so much. I've heard stories that there is some indian in the hillbilly part but I don't care really.
I'm a faggot. Plain and simple. Just like this guy is 200% nigga.
736b92 No.2316968
>>2316963
I'm not pro-Trump.
Just pro-banter.
8afad7 No.2316969
>>2316964
KEK. at this given moment, pelosi is being voted in as house speaker in a voice vote. He'll probably get some chicken wire to throw up.
6d3776 No.2316970
>>2316966
We'll just go to Home Depot, build it ourselves.
736b92 No.2316971
>>2316967
Couldn't remember it started with that ominous sounding bit.
Best song tho.
72cfeb No.2316972
>>2316968
he knows that.
maybe don't compliment his reposting of OC. it's not even his bants.
do you think he's remotely clever enough to have come up with that himself?
f0189e No.2316973
>>2316969
SOLID IRON OR BUST
8afad7 No.2316974
>>2316971
I like playing it at wal-mart. I just hope my gf don't get beat up when I do for it.
736b92 No.2316975
>>2316972
No. I'd already seen the image before.
>maybe don't compliment his reposting of OC.
Random non-American dude influencing polls online Sole reason for Trump's victory years ago?. More at 9.
42ecc2 No.2316976
736b92 No.2316977
>>2316974
Holy shit, lol. What kind of reactions do ya get?
ab9ed7 No.2316978
>>2316970
Yeah I just don't feel like putting forth the money or the effort.
72cfeb No.2316979
>>2316975
just saying, you should try reading his othe Tweets. he's written over a thousand over the years. instead of thinking he's clever, you might realize he's a retarded asshole.
42ecc2 No.2316980
At least trump has morals and a back bone.
8afad7 No.2316982
>>2316977
I try to do it out of the way but i'm sure someone will walk up on me sometime.
6d3776 No.2316983
>>2316978
Oh. Well, let's just go back to looking at porn on the internet then.
736b92 No.2316984
>>2316979
>instead of thinking he's clever
Really. You can stop projecting now. I don't think he's clever. I don't think he should be president. I mean, he should be, since he won the election, but that's all. I'm not pro-Trump. Go find someone else to whine about him to.
736b92 No.2316985
>>2316982
I'd like to see that explanation go down.
72cfeb No.2316986
>>2316980
just sayin.
>>2316984
>I don't think he's clever.
>I don't think he should be president.
that's all I wanted to hear.
8afad7 No.2316987
>>2316985
I have a black neighbor. I talk to him all the time. One day a friend of his showed up right when I started that song when I was asking him if he's heard it. Both of them started dancing right there and I was stunned that I didn't get two black eyes. They must have seen that video and not the still, youtube one i played.
736b92 No.2316988
>>2316986
"I'm not Pro-Trump" should have been enough.
'Literally nothing' should have been enough.
72cfeb No.2316989
>>2316988
it's important to me that you proclaim dislike for him.
not just a political dislike. a human, visceral contempt.
736b92 No.2316990
>>2316987
Whahaha, nice.
That's how I'd like it to be.
736b92 No.2316991
>>2316989
Wouldn't go that far, but that's just because of apathy.
60999a No.2316992
42ecc2 No.2316993
The one thing worse than trump and the alt right are the damn Nihilists and their Nietzsche.
736b92 No.2316994
>>2316993
>Nihilists and their Nietzsche.
Isn't that how Nietzsche ISN'T supposed to work?
42ecc2 No.2316996
>>2316994
Baka, you've never read Nietzsche, Fortune-kun
72cfeb No.2316997
>>2316991
you should read his tweets then.
>>2316993
hope you don't think I'm one of those.
8afad7 No.2316999
>>2316995
I'd hammer that.
0a6439 No.2317000
>>2316994
don't believe her lies
736b92 No.2317001
>>2316997
No. I shouldn't.
>>2316996
I haven't, no. Have you?
>>2317000
Whose?
Heya Grin. Happy new year.
0a6439 No.2317002
>>2317001
Happy new years. I hope you had a nice one with family and friends.
Simply remember my statement. It will aid you.
42ecc2 No.2317003
>>2317001
yES, BUT GOOD CALL.
736b92 No.2317004
>>2317002
Yes yes. I know you don't trust everyone. And I don't either, but I'm a little more willing to do so.
And yes, I had the best of times.
>>2317003
...What?
ab9ed7 No.2317006
>>2316999
I'd drink that all in.
0a6439 No.2317007
>>2317004
Love yourself, always, my good man.
I had some rare white Hennessy from Jamaica that night. Smoother than silk on shoeshine.
736b92 No.2317008
>>2317007
I had to google Hennessy.
0a6439 No.2317009
>>2317008
All good. What fine liquors did you have?
42ecc2 No.2317010
molly hennessy, molly molly hennessy
8afad7 No.2317011
>>2317006
Until she passes out.
ab9ed7 No.2317012
>>2317011
Just means I get to draw all over her.
736b92 No.2317014
>>2317009
Fine liquors? Me? None.
42ecc2 No.2317015
a9ba10 No.2317016
>>2316948
God I hate rhinos so much
>>2316949
Are you calling me weird ;~;??
>>2316950
This
>>2316955
wat
>>2316959
Oh I see...
Um... I don't think my mom is going to bring me Henny tonight...
I'm very mad at her.
>>2317013
Barudo-kun~
b2d5ce No.2317017
>>2317011
lmao damn that chick got rekt
a9ba10 No.2317018
>>2317017
isn't that your ideal gf?
736b92 No.2317019
>>2317017
I'd be somewhat embarrassed to know that girl.
>>2317016
I wasn't.
You are, but I wasn't.
b2d5ce No.2317021
>>2317018
Nah lmao
Though I do know chicks that are like that irl
>>2317019
Dont shame her lol
42ecc2 No.2317022
lmao that gonna be nezi at ax
a9ba10 No.2317023
>>2317019
im not weird...
i'm normal...
>>2317020
nothing :/
>>2317021
what's your type of girl then?
ab9ed7 No.2317024
>>2317016
Hennessy is fairly disgusting though. Overpriced, and only popular due to pop culture. Not really a fan of brandy in general.
736b92 No.2317025
>>2317021
I mean, I wouldn't if I knew her, but I do now.
>>2317023
I prefer a good dose of weird though.
85e2be No.2317026
There's a small fat kid at my work who's been wanting to learn to fight for a while and I think today he's finally gonna come over
\Hopefully anyways he bailed out last time
I really wanna womp him for a while but also i wanna see him progress
a9ba10 No.2317027
>>2317024
What's something that's not disgusting and overpriced and not popular due to nigger pop culture?
You should be a fan of my spit
>>2317025
but what if you woke up and found your family chopped up in the living room...
a9ba10 No.2317028
>>2317026
you be nice to that fight kid...
but you can't... you have to be rough...
736b92 No.2317029
>>2317027
I said a good dose. A somewhat healthy dose.
That's not a dose. That's doused in crazy.
a9ba10 No.2317030
>>2317029
what about i take you into the woods and I butchered an animal for fun..?
ab9ed7 No.2317031
>>2317027
Will your spit get me drunk and forget about why I hate everything?
a9ba10 No.2317032
>>2317031
i don't think so...
but we can try
42ecc2 No.2317033
736b92 No.2317034
>>2317030
I'm not sure I dare go to secluded places with you to begin with.
ab9ed7 No.2317036
>>2317032
If it doesn't work, I am throwing you on your stomach and fucking you.
As long as we agree to these terms, I will proceed.
8afad7 No.2317037
>>2317016
yeah, they are dangerous
>>2317017
You should try to rek smiles.
>>2317022
you should go. I bet some people would want you to chill with them there.
85e2be No.2317038
>>2317035
hewwoo what are you up to today ?
a9ba10 No.2317039
>>2317033
i should just avatar as blood stains from crime scenes
>>2317034
you don't want to hangout with me? :<
>>2317035
why didn't you say hi to me?
736b92 No.2317040
>>2317035
Once. Red. Sour-ish. Was horrible lol.
78738d No.2317041
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
85e2be No.2317042
>>2317041
and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore, anymore , anymore, anymore
32a3dc No.2317043
Anyone want to marry me so I don't have to justify being afraid of personal development
736b92 No.2317044
>>2317039
I do, I just think it might be in my best interest to keep other people within earshot.
32a3dc No.2317045
>>2317039
Oh hey I passed out the other day
I'm Buddhist but it's really most accurate to just call me a heretic
736b92 No.2317046
>>2317041
It's just fear for me.
Lots of it.
>>2317043
What would marrying solve?
32a3dc No.2317047
>>2317046
I be the housewaifu and the other person makes the money
85e2be No.2317048
>>2317045
do you folllow the Noble Eightfold Path?
a9ba10 No.2317049
>>2317036
y-you have to give it a while before it kicks in >///<
>>2317037
omg her pussy made me flinch
>>2317041
cute
>>2317043
marriage is so 2008~
i want to get married but finding the right guy is so hard...
All the good guys are at home playing video games on their computer
>>2317044
What do you think they can even do to me?
>>2317045
Are you a for real Buddhist????
32a3dc No.2317050
>>2317048
I'm somewhere along it
Could be the beginning
Could be the middle
Could be all of it at once
736b92 No.2317051
>>2317049
Tell my family I loved them.
>>2317047
Ooh. Like that.
Sounds comfy.
8afad7 No.2317052
>>2317049
it eats live animals and probably people.
32a3dc No.2317053
>>2317049
I need a waifu or husbando who wants a housewaifu
And like I said, not sure what you'd call a "for real Buddhist" but I'd call myself a heretic
76fda9 No.2317054
i put my ipad in the dishwasher and now it stopped workig help
32a3dc No.2317055
>>2317054
Put it in the clothes dryer with a pound of rice
ab9ed7 No.2317056
>>2317049
For ever minute I have to wait I am going to add one more thing to what I will do to you. After 1 minute I am going to hold you down. After 3 minutes I am going to tie you up. After 5 minutes I am going fuck you.
736b92 No.2317057
>>2317054
Reverse the process.
But your dishwasher in the iPad.
2efbb5 No.2317058
>>2317054
Put it in the drier
32a3dc No.2317059
I want someone to tie me up and fuck me
42ecc2 No.2317061
25c7c4 No.2317062
32a3dc No.2317063
>>2317060
And I want to stay tied up and getting fucked until I cum from it
2efbb5 No.2317064
Imagine being the big gay like those two
85e2be No.2317065
>>2317062
w-wait a minute........
32a3dc No.2317066
>>2317064
I'm like triple gay
0a6439 No.2317068
>>2317038
im gonna get 99 farming today or tomm
hyped
you?
>>2317039
hi
>>2317041
<3
>>2317040
dawh
whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
736b92 No.2317070
Big triple gay.
>>2317068
You know I don't really drink alcohol, right? I've only done so on TinyChats.
76fda9 No.2317071
2efbb5 No.2317072
>>2317066
seems to be common around here
85e2be No.2317073
>>2317068
what do you get when you max a skill?
Im just trying to pass the time til around 4 then im gonna go roll with one of my work buddies hopefully...
85e2be No.2317074
>>2317069
good morning Hu are you up to anything fun today?
Cute woofer
i wanna pull her tail...
736b92 No.2317076
I feel like the amount of people who like dick waaaaay outnumber the ones that don't here.
Dunno by how much.
0a6439 No.2317077
>>2317073
skillcape
look!
it also has a perk of 5% increased yield with it on.
85e2be No.2317079
>>2317077
and you can probably sell stuff you grow huh"
I never got into rs when it was popular ;~:
42ecc2 No.2317080
0a6439 No.2317082
>>2317079
yeash I make fuckin bank
LOOK AT MY DANK ASS YIELD
25c7c4 No.2317083
>>2317074
I'll pull your tail.
Nah, not really. Gonna bed in like 10min.
Enjoy your day Bard, ni ni
736b92 No.2317084
>>2317078
Dunno. Sounds close to right, but I think it's a bit less skewed than that.
But I really ain't sure.
25c7c4 No.2317085
>>2317081
*pat*
good day to you too, and good luck getting 99 farming soon~
a9ba10 No.2317088
>>2317051
they will be joining you soon after
stop making me horny
>>2317052
nigga... come on...
You're making me think of those little parasites from the movie ALIEN
>>2317053
Guys love a housewaifu, but what do you want in return?
Don't be a Buddist, you can't fap
>>2317054
There must be something wrong with the dishwasher
>>2317056
also you didn't answer my question ;~;
my mom got me the henny, ima take a picture now.
I'm pretty sure you can't hold me down...
I'm slippery when wet
>>2317068
lets kill people..
85e2be No.2317089
>>2317082
what are these icons?
42ecc2 No.2317090
Make threads hetero again!
ab9ed7 No.2317091
>>2317088
Depends on what you like. If you like brandy, you likely would enjoy almost anything, including maybe Kraken rum, or a single malt scotch. Hell, even some good Irish Whiskey like Tullemore Dew or Jameson would work.
Slipper when wet just means you are easier to penetrate.
736b92 No.2317092
>>2317088
So much for introducing ya to 'em.
ab9ed7 No.2317093
>>2317090
I'M TRYING! I'm only ONE man!
2efbb5 No.2317094
736b92 No.2317096
>>2317093
You can make people like women, but can you stop them from wanting dick?
a9ba10 No.2317098
>>2317091
wtf... how did you know so much about this stuff >_<
>////< don't be lewd!
736b92 No.2317099
>>2317097
How'd you go about that though?
736b92 No.2317100
0a6439 No.2317101
>>2317084
its ok
just dont let any dicks touch you
>>2317085
ty have a goodnight
>>2317088
ok meet u at 42nd and 7th in an hr
>>2317089
poison ivy berries, torstols, and WATAMALONES
a9ba10 No.2317102
>>2317092
I'm only kidding, I would be super nice
but they might not like me cuz I'm short :/
>>2317100
Neva! Alice wants me dead
>>2317101
i have a cold...
85e2be No.2317103
grannY fuckin WATAHHHHHHH
ab9ed7 No.2317104
>>2317098
How do I know so much about alcohol? Did you forget the whole part about me being a working drunk for the vast majority of my life? Also I work in the alcohol business.
If you insist. Just don't spit on me.
>>2317099
Show them how velvety soft and warm a vagina is?
736b92 No.2317105
>>2317102
>they might not like me cuz I'm short
>MY family
Whahahhahahha
You're taller than most of them, I bet.
>Alice.
Time for DM's, then.
736b92 No.2317106
>>2317104
Honestly I wouldn't know that part.
I'm just saying you might get them to like BOTH, you know?
>>2317101
Can do!
736b92 No.2317108
>draw girl
>call it a boy
>????
>call people gay lmao
ab9ed7 No.2317109
>>2317106
That is the first step I guess.
736b92 No.2317110
>>2317109
Fair enough.
I think i skipped that one, honestly.
76fda9 No.2317112
2efbb5 No.2317113
Traps are definitely gay.
Wanting to fuck them isn't
736b92 No.2317114
>>2317111
Please no.
>>2317112
Some traps are gay.
But you can just ask about their sexual orientation to be sure that the one you're fucking is into girls.
85e2be No.2317116
Just saw this very funny meme while scrolling my fb
736b92 No.2317118
>traps are girls
so... they're not traps?
help?
a9ba10 No.2317119
>>2317104
im sorry for the slow replies.. I think I have to take a shit...
oh i'm so jealous, I would love to work in one of those :<
do you think you can get me pregnant.?
>>2317105
awh cute <3
I know I come off as weird here, but I think I can handle myself irl...
I need you when the day is winding down okay? If you're not there I'll snap...
>mom is calling brb
>>2317111
i have to take the mean diahrrea, but my brother is in the bathroom x////x
2efbb5 No.2317120
736b92 No.2317121
>>2317119
I imagine I'm the attentive boyfriend type.
ab9ed7 No.2317122
>>2317119
It's all good. Go drop off the kids.
Sadly I work in beer, which isn't as classy as wine and spirits, but I can't complain about the pay. Also do some spirits and quite a few non alcoholic beverages as well.
I suppose that would entirely depend on if you could get pregnant.
482784 No.2317123
Nice sleep. Dreamt of videogames and tits.
736b92 No.2317124
>>2317123
And now it's back to posting tits of a videogame character.
42ecc2 No.2317125
482784 No.2317127
>>2317124
Damn straight.
Life is good.
736b92 No.2317128
>>2317127
>Damn straight.
Like hell you are.
482784 No.2317129
>>2317128
Damnit, you got me there.
I'm gonna run a bath, probably go to bed early.
736b92 No.2317130
>>2317129
Didn't you just nap, too?
482784 No.2317131
>>2317130
Yeah, just don't know what to do with myself.
482784 No.2317133
>>2317132
Already did that.
What I need to do is get into more videogames.
42ecc2 No.2317134
>>2317132
theres my girl, ellen.
SOMEONE BAKE NEW BREAD
8afad7 No.2317135
>>2317133
emulator. NES, SNES, etc. Maybe playstation. Old stuff.
>>2317134
Oh. I'm not familiar.
736b92 No.2317136
>>2317131
You gonna sleep with yourself?
That's double gay, yo.
42ecc2 No.2317137
a275ac No.2317138
482784 No.2317139
>>2317135
Yeah, don't really wanna play videogames. I'll probably get on dota later, maybe not.
>>2317136
It ain't gay if you're fucking a clone of yourself. It's just masturbation.
42ecc2 No.2317140
Die
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42ecc2 No.2317141
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