784b40 No.2315116
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Furry Drama Edition
8fca31 No.2315125
I'm going to FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!! EVERY DOG HERE IN THE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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784b40 No.2315130
Calling out all those degenerate furry posters for being drama queens. Lmao
111e0a No.2315132
>>2315102
maybe not to you
what've you been up to btw
>>2315115
im livin la vida loca at least until next semester
not likely
9b9658 No.2315133
a8071b No.2315135
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Zoned out for a minute there.
TIME TO DOUBLE DOWN
THIS IS NOW A SCANIMUS THREAD
Raise your blades in the air, boys. We're gonna have fun tonight!
f406ef No.2315137
I can't wait to move to Michigan so I can slap BD.
784b40 No.2315138
>>2315133
You want to suck my dick to death umu?
197a0b No.2315139
>>2315135
you cant do that
Scoots made this thread fair and square
f406ef No.2315140
784b40 No.2315141
SLAP BAD DOG WITH A WRENCH
692950 No.2315142
Trust me, there a many more folks deserving of a high-velocity lead and brass beatdowm.
9b9658 No.2315143
197a0b No.2315144
>>2315137
If you slap me I'll have to do something very drastic to you Squash.
I'll have to beat you up at fighting games.
9b9658 No.2315146
784b40 No.2315147
>>2315143
Heh, you'd love it its average as fuck
a8071b No.2315148
>>2315139
>>2315139
I know, but I gotta flex my stupidity or else I won't be best madman 2019.
f406ef No.2315149
>>2315142
Beat me, daddy.
>>2315144
I'll fucking 3 stock you, tard.
1v1 me Fox no items Final Destination.
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3bbc1c No.2315152
>>2315145
post more cute tans
f406ef No.2315153
197a0b No.2315156
>>2315149
What are you going to play me on Smash Ultimate on your switch?
I bet you use a pro controller instead of a gamecube one.
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4f0114 No.2315158
>>2315132
nothing good
try again later
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f406ef No.2315162
>>2315156
>Not playing in tablet mode with the Joy-Cons
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f406ef No.2315164
>>2315160
You would rate me as top 5, right?
9b9658 No.2315165
f406ef No.2315166
Top Tier
Me
Shit Tier
(You)
*Dabs*
8fca31 No.2315167
Do u ever just make a shitty MS Paint list to try to make people view u as important but then eventually get scared away from threads forever by ur own dick pic
784b40 No.2315169
I should be everyone's number 1.
I'm the real McCoy
197a0b No.2315170
>>2315162
Do you want me to have an aneurysm? Don't answer that you're just going to say yes.
9b9658 No.2315171
was that ur impression of bern?
3bbc1c No.2315172
>>2315164
w-work time..... happy new years!!!
784b40 No.2315173
a8071b No.2315174
>>2315166
You got me there, nigga.
8fca31 No.2315175
>>2315132
y not
She needs to face and conquer her Oobles drama
It's the only way to get stronger
b1a4be No.2315176
And so it was as I commanded
784b40 No.2315178
I mean, we all knew Bern was a man. Could tell. Can't believe wish did a bern. Nothing but liars, snakes and back stabbers.
8fca31 No.2315179
Wish was strong enough to survive TP's wrath over it tho
784b40 No.2315180
>>2315177
If you cant trust anyone on the internet, who can you trust?
f406ef No.2315181
>>2315170
ARE YOU SCARED?
YOU CANT FUCKING TAKE ME
>>2315172
:(
111e0a No.2315182
did bard ever stop having tantrums
>>2315175
i dont think either party cares at this point it's been a year
f406ef No.2315183
We really don't need Oobles coming back yelling about cuck couples and dog fuckers again.
923aa3 No.2315184
>>2315179
Back when TP was capable of feeling wrath?
9b9658 No.2315185
>>2315178
that's my whole thing. like i didn't even think there was trickery going on.
197a0b No.2315186
>>2315181
*dog clumsily clawing at drool encrusted screen* oh yea im shaking
784b40 No.2315187
>>2315185
Can you do a big hiss ;3
f406ef No.2315188
>>2315186
I main Jigglypuff because Hungrybox makes it look cool.
9b9658 No.2315189
197a0b No.2315190
>>2315188
I'm probably fucked then because all you have to do is rest me twice or pound 6 times in a row until i am off screen and therefor dead
8fca31 No.2315191
>>2315182
Oh I'll try telling her to come back again then
And Bart had a tantrum at me over a shitpost I made as recently as a week ago
>>2315184
Yeah he just had a sudden massive T drop in the middle of last year somehow
f406ef No.2315192
>>2315190
I'll use rest because fighting you will be a fucking snooze.
784b40 No.2315193
>>2315189
I dunno, was making a bad joke. But, drama is usually always amusing. Everyone gets over it weventually. Except me. I am perpetually in a state of drama. I mean, we really should be talking about what a bad poster bad dog is.
How is your bed day coming along?
9b9658 No.2315195
>>2315193
meh. i'm still wicked hungry but i'll feel silly going to the buffet alone :/
923aa3 No.2315197
>>2315191
Rumors say he's still out there. Looking for his lost T
784b40 No.2315198
>>2315195
Gotta be brave if you want that good buffet noms. What kind of buffet? Chinese?
784b40 No.2315199
>>2315197
So all he has is Pee?
692950 No.2315200
>when you transcend tier lists
Squish is bestest boi, yes
111e0a No.2315201
>>2315191
dont get your hopes up
what was the shitpost
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197a0b No.2315203
>>2315192
i bet thats the same excuse hungrybox uses when he plays puff against mango
f406ef No.2315204
>>2315200
I don't even know what the tier list is in Smash 5.
I just play who I like.
>>2315203
He would not be wrong.
9b9658 No.2315205
>>2315198
yeah, mostly. has other buffet foods too I guess. only been there once before.
>>2315202
I don't listen to anons.
923aa3 No.2315206
>>2315199
Listen some people struggle with their P more than others
No judgerino
197a0b No.2315207
>>2315204
>Shittalking mango
okay thats just autism, mango worked hard for his spot
784b40 No.2315208
>>2315205
Chinese is good eats. I am still full of of mine. Hit the spot.
Any other options on the cards?
>>2315206
No judge, just Monika.
8fca31 No.2315209
>>2315197
Maybe he should just do hormone therapy to transition back into being a man
>>2315201
I said I was the god of the threads
4f0114 No.2315210
>>2315205
dont do it
buy groceries
9b9658 No.2315211
>>2315208
probably sleep again, $5 pepperoni pizza, or sleep.
f406ef No.2315212
>>2315207
What? Playing Fox?
What a shake up.
a8071b No.2315213
Some bitch wants to know me over FB, not really hot, so I told her the truth. I like getting drunk and listening to videogame music whilst I shitpost. I tried smoking heroin and already she's trying to guilt trip me to not smoking weed. Fuck me.
111e0a No.2315214
>>2315209
fool
bard holds the title obviously
923aa3 No.2315215
>>2315208
And that's just enough for me
>>2315209
He also needs to let EVERYONE know he's on HRT now.
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197a0b No.2315217
>>2315212
Hey, fuck-face, if you don't even know enough to know that Mango was more of a Falco kind of guy, your words can't hurt me.
9b9658 No.2315218
>>2315213
you never fukn start with the heroin bit you idiot.
692950 No.2315219
>>2315204
>he plays smash
I just don't get the appeal. Dedede is always top tier though, dont @ me with your faggy MLG shit for fuckin' SMASH of all things
f671be No.2315220
>>2315213
bitches love when a nigga is honest them
she's going to suck every inch of your dick
f406ef No.2315221
>>2315217
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize they were different characters.
What a shake up.
197a0b No.2315222
>>2315213
she's not that hot so i told her the truth
692950 No.2315223
>>2315213
>doing heroin
>ever
Fuckin' euros just die already, this is an American board.
197a0b No.2315224
>>2315221
Yea you wouldn't notice any differences between fox and falco when you just play puff.
784b40 No.2315225
Wish the furries would die. So much disappointment,
>>2315211
I mean, Pizza is also a brilliant option.
Man, good options.
>Sleep
Ah I cannot wait until bed time. Then I can finally recover properly from my sinning.
9b9658 No.2315226
>trashtalking over nintendo games
f406ef No.2315227
>>2315219
I enjoy it, but not on a competitive level.
It's just fun to beat up Mario as Wolf.
>>2315224
They all die the same.
784b40 No.2315228
Maybe, next time, chaplain will be hit in such a way that they develop a blood clot on the brain. Lmao.
9b9658 No.2315229
>>2315225
I've been in bed for like 38 hours now tho
f406ef No.2315230
Maybe someday you'll be a "real" gamer girl.
197a0b No.2315231
>>2315226
You clearly have no idea how competitive nintendo games can be, friendships were born and torn apart over rounds of mario party, friends gained and lost over smash
>>2315227
Squash might meme but the man knows the power of shitty party games turned into a competitive sport
784b40 No.2315232
>>2315229
I mean, getting out of bed is great. But if you intend to stay there, atleast make peace with it. We all have bed days.
f406ef No.2315233
Puyo Puyo is the only valid E-Sport.
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9b9658 No.2315235
>>2315231
vidya is dumb.
>>2315232
i just don't like being unproductive on my off days
111e0a No.2315237
what did chap get arrested for again
197a0b No.2315238
>vidya is dumb
>sits in bed for 38 hours
8fca31 No.2315239
>>2315214
I have the highest power level these threads have ever seen
I could survive a thousand leaked dick pics
>>2315215
I thought u were Scoots in ur last post until just now when I noticed ur name in this reply
How do u feel about this
784b40 No.2315240
>>2315235
Dont think most of us do, but it happens some times. Beating oneself up about it isn't going to achieve much. Sometimes you just got to let the brain do a nappy.
9b9658 No.2315241
>>2315238
sorry for sleeping
a8071b No.2315242
>>2315218
She just randomly added me and I was like 'Let me get you a chair and tell you the shit I've been through.'
I go hard, nigguh.
>>2315220
But I don't want my dick sucked, or at least by her.
>>2315223
It's a painkiller. I don't experience much pain so I don't touch much of the stuff. Nah, weed and booze for me. I suffer from emotional imbalance.
197a0b No.2315243
of course the mightiest power levels stay hidden forever
f671be No.2315244
>>2315239
our friend came to me
she gave me a choice
also my brother is in the bathroom and I have to pee real bad
197a0b No.2315245
>>2315241
sleeping or hibernating
784b40 No.2315246
Can The Furries not just hide forever?
f406ef No.2315247
Hibernating to loose that penis weight.
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9b9658 No.2315250
>>2315240
i suppose.
>>2315242
oh okay you didn't start it off like that.
>>2315245
what's the difference?
111e0a No.2315251
>>2315239
with great power comes great responsibly -spiderman 2002
197a0b No.2315252
Too bad the furry posters bring a large portion of the interesting discussion, and at least 90% of the drama.
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692950 No.2315254
>>2315237
Bein' too damn fly.
Possession. They wanted to try and string me to some robberies or some shit because i had gramma's rusty machete in the trunk but of course pigs cant make shit stick.
9b9658 No.2315255
>>2315253
Not at all, thanks.
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f406ef No.2315258
Calm yourself, Scoots.
Least I decide to spam bestiality.
784b40 No.2315259
Too bad the furries exist.
>>2315250
I cant wait until tomorrow. The gym finally reopens. Ive been going crazy not being able to aggressively squat vocally.
692950 No.2315260
>>2315242
Opiates are retarded.
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8fca31 No.2315262
>>2315243
Technically u haven't seen my full power level
>>2315244
Do you want to talk about it in private or what
>>2315251
I have a responsibility to bitch slap hoes
>>2315252
BD drastically overestimating the value of his three dog friends as usual
9b9658 No.2315263
>>2315256
Nah, that's just a standard depressed nap then. I do it every Monday.
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784b40 No.2315265
Everyone knows, that Bestiality is worse than murder.
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f406ef No.2315268
Wow. My I am retarded today.
923aa3 No.2315269
>>2315239
Should I be bothered?
Because I am not
111e0a No.2315270
>>2315254
possession of...
197a0b No.2315271
>>2315259
Hard agree, they should all just disappear forever, but believe me I've tried wishing, they don't go away.
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197a0b No.2315276
>>2315262
ur full power level is pee
784b40 No.2315278
I'll have to 4D transform, and that would give me such an emotional tantrum that I would murder the local horses.
8fca31 No.2315279
>>2315276
I have peed in threads tho
923aa3 No.2315280
>>2315273
Juden or not, I remain unbothered
a8071b No.2315282
>>2315255
Good because I can't copy and paste them.
f671be No.2315284
>>2315262
I think its fine if I can be vague enough
She wants me to go with her.
But going with her will result in me leaving this... place
784b40 No.2315285
Ddidn't erio once pee in someones bum?
784b40 No.2315286
That shit is amusing, fucking degen.
f406ef No.2315288
No drugs when we all move, Chap.
Or I am beating your ass.
784b40 No.2315290
>furry house
lmao, this will be almost as fucking dumb as trannyhouse
197a0b No.2315291
the only drug you are allowed to do is smash
f406ef No.2315292
Furry duplex actually. If it even happens.
784b40 No.2315293
Beware the ravioli of betrayal.
8fca31 No.2315294
>>2315280
It was just a mistake, ur much cuter than him
>>2315284
I'm not sure what you mean by that but ultimately it's up to you to figure out what's right for you
Learn to listen to your true will and beware of possible impersonators
>>2315285
I peed in Kamuu's mouth
He peed in my bum
>>2315286
>common human calendar year 2019
>subscribing to any form of purity culture or kink shaming
923aa3 No.2315296
>>2315294
So you like to claim!
8fca31 No.2315297
I've definitely PeeRP'd with more people than just Kamuu btw the way
8fca31 No.2315298
At least one other person from here
8fca31 No.2315300
And a lot more from beyond
9b9658 No.2315301
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197a0b No.2315303
i think we can all collectively agree that squash should get pee'd on by erio
784b40 No.2315305
>>2315294
Lol, It is funny. Disgusting. But funny.
>>2315297
>>2315298
>>2315300
Who?
>>2315295
I... it was chef boyarde!
784b40 No.2315306
The pungent aroma of ammonia and shame.
8fca31 No.2315307
>>2315296
You like the attention :3
It's been a while since you were last here tho; post more often sweetie
>>2315299
I guess I can pee on you if you beg like a good doggy
>>2315305
It's a matter of taste :3
>>2315306
>feeling shame over anything in common human calendar year 2019
9b9658 No.2315308
>>2315306
just hydrate beforehand if you're the pisser and pregame enema beforehand if you're the pissee
a8071b No.2315309
Piss in my cans of cider, I need to ramp up the taste.
8fca31 No.2315310
Btw if the other person from here who I PeeRP'd with wants to say who they are they can come forward now :^)
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197a0b No.2315313
erio i will never Pee RP with you again, sorry
f671be No.2315314
>>2315294
hmm
she didn't feel like her...
and she didn't come to me in the same form as the first time...
784b40 No.2315315
>>2315307
Some of us have moral fibers!
>>2315308
An enema?
923aa3 No.2315316
>>2315307
I come and go at my own whims.
Sometimes that whim is to post, sometimes that whim is to fuckin' just vanish
9b9658 No.2315317
692950 No.2315319
>>2315288
I've been sober for two weeks off of anything and everything, and its not like Im going to need to self-medicate when I'm living with my dearest comrades.
We can still tussle though, friendly sparring builds character.
>>2315289
Depends on the block and the jail itself. Its cold, humiliating, alternately mind-numbingly boring and tediously anxious.
Luckily I got stuck in a block full of folks that were more interested in getting back to actual living than the petty social front bullshit.
Being stuck on suicide watch wasnt fun- youre stuck in holding, the lights are on 24/7, and you have no clothes, and the guards dont like it when you cover your head to try and nap.
f406ef No.2315321
Man. Looking at my Steam library I kind of have too many games I never want to play even.
>>2315319
I will be sure to keep you on the straight and narrow.
784b40 No.2315322
>Squash
>doing anything straight
197a0b No.2315323
>>2315321
>console gamer
>no good games out ever
>never play games
>PC gamer
>Too many games to pick from
>Never play any games
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8fca31 No.2315326
>>2315311
U've said it in thread before anyway so it wasn't even sekrit
>>2315314
You should probably listen to your intuition, then ^^
Impersonation happens all the time
>>2315316
I'm going to tie you to my bed and not let you leave
>>2315318
You call that begging?
692950 No.2315327
>>2315321
I'm keeping myself on the straight and narrow- running from everything's gotten tiring. The only drug I ever wanted was love.
8fca31 No.2315328
>>2315315
I don't think u even unironically believe in such memes
111e0a No.2315329
>>2315319
how long were you there
9b9658 No.2315330
784b40 No.2315331
>>2315328
That is half the fun.
692950 No.2315332
Also, if it turns into a final fantasy house situation, im gettin' my vestments and beatin' bible
f406ef No.2315333
>>2315326
P-please, mommy.
>>2315327
*Gives love*
f406ef No.2315334
>>2315332
Dibs on Red XIII.
197a0b No.2315335
its not a bad idea, most people dont take into consideration that they can share vestments and living space with people they aren't biologically related to, and have it be anything other than miserable roommates of circumstance.
of course, you have to be willing to dedicate to some level of constant responsibility, so good luck with all that.
692950 No.2315336
>>2315329
Month or so? I don't know the exact timing.
The weirdest thing was getting a cellmate I could talk about japanese culture/bushido with and getting to recommend him Mishima. And people talking me out of suicide.
923aa3 No.2315337
>>2315326
I can't say I'm very comfortable with this
784b40 No.2315338
>talking a furry out of suicide
Worst decision ever.
692950 No.2315339
>>2315333
You get to be Vivi and youre gonna LIKE it!
Thanks for the fix [cuddles internally]
f406ef No.2315340
>>2315339
I can live with that~
111e0a No.2315342
>>2315336
that is weird
how would you have done it. can't imagine many options in jail. like maybe a makeshift noose or something
784b40 No.2315343
The world would have been a safer place.
8fca31 No.2315344
>>2315330
You've been a bad girl and it will take time to re-earn the privilege of my pee in your butt
>>2315331
I have fun by opposing the illusions of mankind and unveiling the glory of the void (and by peeing on Kamuu)
>>2315333
-releases a stream of warm pee on your face, letting it drip down your body and soak you-
>>2315337
Don't worry, I'll take good care of you ♥
I'll use my mouth to help you release tension regularly
9b9658 No.2315345
>>2315344
I don't think I've been bad.
8fca31 No.2315346
I really like the idea of sucking cute shy boys' cocks
9b9658 No.2315348
I like deepthroating fat cocks
923aa3 No.2315349
>>2315344
Bad touch
Stranger danger
692950 No.2315351
>>2315342
My best plan was waiting for when they pass out shaving razors once a week and just going down the street a couple times. Otherwise yes, theyre very well designed in this day and age.
>>2315340
Get some lovin'
>>2315343
Yes, if only all british opium slags would die
a8071b No.2315352
784b40 No.2315354
If only the furries would voluntarily cease their existence, for the good of everyone.
1f1c32 No.2315355
>>2315348
You seem a little pent up
8fca31 No.2315356
>>2315345
It's subjective, after all :^)
But insisting on your definition of "bad" isn't going to get you the pee you crave
>>2315347
Good example of a cute shy boy: >>2315349
>>2315349
How is it bad if it feels good?
>>2315350
You just have to get him drunk, or be drunk yourself, and then he can blame drinking your pee on what he calls being "soberdrunk" i.e. somehow getting secondhand drunk from talking to a drunk person
8fca31 No.2315358
Subtle is also a cute shy boy
923aa3 No.2315359
>>2315356
Because it's SIN
9b9658 No.2315360
>>2315355
Only a little. We're only on day 3 lmao.
197a0b No.2315362
Erio please continue to talk about who's dicks you'd like to suck in thread
111e0a No.2315363
>>2315351
solid plan. cutting is easy enough if you just press and pull in one quick motion. maybe the neck would be quicker. but getting your throat slit seems more agonizing
a8071b No.2315364
>>2315361
NINI CUNT
HOPE THE BED BUGS DON'T FEED FROM YOUR FILTHY DANDRUFF
692950 No.2315365
>>2315357
[heavy breathing]
At least I'm not a britcuck
9b9658 No.2315366
a8071b No.2315367
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
SCOOTS SLEEP
I WAKE.
I'm at that perfect level of drunkeness. Let's fucking go with this shit. Throw out, get mad.
1f1c32 No.2315368
>>2315358
Cute??
>
>>2315360
That's a while for some people
692950 No.2315369
>>2315363
Aye, there was some variation to be had.
aa7718 No.2315370
haha
drinking is so much fun
a8071b No.2315371
>>2315370
I know right? slowly your life sleeps from grasp and you become a spiritual force. Fucking love drinking me.
8fca31 No.2315372
>>2315359
It's not; my cute pony boi needs release every now and then and there's nothing wrong with it
>>2315362
I will if any more come to mind
>>2315368
Yes cute -pets your hair-
f406ef No.2315373
>>2315365
Want to see if we can't force Dallas into a call sometime?
f671be No.2315374
>>2315326
my intuition huh....
you're right... I should strengthen it though... first
>>2315372
pet me too
aa7718 No.2315375
>>2315371
I like when you're on a tab and drinking alcohol becomes like drinking water
111e0a No.2315376
>>2315369
did you think there would be something after or did you not care
9b9658 No.2315377
>>2315368
I KNOW THANK YOU
a8071b No.2315378
>>2315375
Never been on a tab. I always pay for my drinks.
8fca31 No.2315379
>>2315374
You can strengthen it by paying attention to it ^^ It's like a muscle that gets stronger the more you use it
Meditation helps, and just being mindful of your thoughts and feelings in general
-softly pets your hair- ♥
9b9658 No.2315380
prolly cuz u never had a debit card
rekt
197a0b No.2315382
my intuition tells me that erio is a giant queer faggot who wants to suck dick
f406ef No.2315384
>>2315381
So what are your plans for the day?
f671be No.2315385
>>2315379
Can you strengthen the power of your dick the same way? :o
my dog just bit me ;~;
mediation doesn't seem to stay permanent though.... what do?
-shivers from your cold hand- ><
197a0b No.2315386
>>2315385
*continues biting you*
aa7718 No.2315387
>>2315378
I was sure you've done acid before
f671be No.2315388
>>2315386
-cuddle hug-
she bit me so hard... I can see blood...
I don't know whether beat her or not...
692950 No.2315389
>>2315384
Ate reubens with family. Just wandering around the house right now. Gonna send out more and more applications overnight, sip coffee or something.
8fca31 No.2315390
>>2315382
I'm NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Pan
>>2315383
Don't you like being petted? :3
>>2315385
Just keep doing it
Muscle strength doesn't stay permanent if you stop working out either :3
But it seems like you know what your intuition is in regards to the thing we were talking about, anyway
197a0b No.2315391
>>2315388
you waited too long, it wont be associated with what they did wrong now in their mind
692950 No.2315392
>>2315376
I've long accepted my place in hell whether real or imagined- but the lord seems to have other ideas.
f406ef No.2315394
>>2315389
Let me know how the job hunt goes?
What happened to your old one if I can ask?
923aa3 No.2315395
>>2315372
I belong to no one!
692950 No.2315396
>>2315394
Let go for reasons. Its about time really, its an ok place but pay is not worth putting up with the insanity there.
Ill keep ya informed.
1a2a6a No.2315397
My bottle keep leaking in the freezer
f671be No.2315398
>>2315390
I have a lot of butt strength
You'll have a hard time penetrating me... even if you could hold me down first, but anyway yeah, it was a weird meeting with her. Usually I can tell if its her right away, but...
Do you like my avatar? Do you think I should use her over Rumia?
>>2315391
Its hard for me to get mad :<
She's so cute
f671be No.2315400
>>2315397
Get a new freezer you retard
f406ef No.2315401
>>2315396
Fair enough.
Let me know if you need help in the meantime.
197a0b No.2315402
>>2315398
Cute is just the weapon fuzzy animals use to get close and murder you. Don't trust cats.
692950 No.2315403
>>2315401
I will. Love you dollface.
f406ef No.2315404
>>2315403
>Dollface
I am a man. I have a man face.
8fca31 No.2315405
I give the best e-blowjobs btw
The vote was correct
>>2315395
Ownership is an abstract concept and ultimately subjective but the bottom line is that since you'll be tied to my bed I'll be willing to take responsibility for your needs
>>2315398
I used to avatar as Koakuma a long time ago :3
Whatever you want is fine
>>2315399
I guess you're too dom for petting :3
8fca31 No.2315406
923aa3 No.2315407
>>2315405
I do NOT agree to this!
f671be No.2315408
>>2315402
She's a little chihuahua
I can't help it ><
I shouldn't beat her...
She suffers from anxiety...
I don't know what to do with her....
>>2315405
She's uber smart despite her clumsy personality
you should give me a bj..
692950 No.2315409
>>2315404
You are beauteous and handsome, like an idyllic doll~
197a0b No.2315410
>>2315408
If you hit a chihuahua they might die so i would recommend not doing that yea.
8fca31 No.2315412
-hits BD-
>>2315407
U don't always consciously agree to everything in life
Sometimes things just happen
>>2315408
Idk much about most 2hu characters lol
In thread?
923aa3 No.2315413
>>2315412
I do NOT think this is one of those instances
1a2a6a No.2315414
>>2315400
How is the bottle not sealing properly the freezer not working properly
197a0b No.2315415
>>2315412
-licks lips and looks at you- you hit like a gender fluid non-binary male
1f1c32 No.2315416
>>2315405
I'm just not that much of an anime girl
9b9658 No.2315417
lol that was p funny actually
aa7718 No.2315418
>>2315405
gimme attention >.<
8fca31 No.2315419
>>2315413
So you're agreeing to it?
>>2315415
Why the lip licking
Why does it turn u on so much to imagine me as that
>>2315416
You're a cute shota
>>2315418
-pets u-
f671be No.2315420
>>2315410
I swat her butt when she does something wrong... but she bit me pretty hard just now... I don't know if I should swat her butt or beat her with a belt
>>2315412
no not in thread >////<
um... like her succubus look...
f671be No.2315421
>>2315414
Seems weird...
Maybe try pressing the bottle cap harder as you twist it shut :/
8fca31 No.2315423
>>2315420
I generally prefer people to RP with the genitalia they actually have but it might be fun :3
We can pretend the common swine's beliefs about ur genitalia are true
1f1c32 No.2315424
>>2315419
A 24-year-old shota... oof
f406ef No.2315425
>>2315422
I will do no such thing.
I will smother you in love.
197a0b No.2315427
>>2315419
i like to be hit, abuse me more, arf arf, bark ;)
>>2315420
you need to make sure you scare them and make them know that it is not okay to do that, but you can do this by being loud and scaring them, you don't need to be physical.
1a2a6a No.2315428
>>2315421
Or the bottle is shit
fed89d No.2315429
>>2315423
my genitalia is for private use only!
>>2315427
She just growled at me when I yelled at her ;~;;
>>2315428
I'm sorry to hear that...
You should a SIGG
They are the best
197a0b No.2315431
>>2315429
you arent scary enough
c7addf No.2315432
Looks like I got to brush up on bagpipes. My grandpa will probably be dying within a week.
f406ef No.2315433
Chap. You want to get a call going for now?
f406ef No.2315434
>>2315430
What has you down, kiddo?
8fca31 No.2315435
>>2315424
Don't you like being cute? ^^
>>2315426
-pushes you against the wall and kisses your lips- ♥
>>2315427
Want me to e-fuck your dog ass while I do it? I already peed on Squash in this thread anyway
>>2315429
Would you even get off to having your pretend cock sucked? I think maybe you're too subby for that
692950 No.2315436
>>2315430
Appy-polly-loggies
692950 No.2315437
>>2315433
I don't have my phone, I'm trapping off an ipod.
8fca31 No.2315439
Squash begged for the pee but then stopped replying when I actually did it
I think he didn't think I was brave enough
197a0b No.2315440
>>2315435
i was just going to poop in one of your slippers
1f1c32 No.2315442
>>2315435
Doesn't seem to have a lot of use outside of the internet :<
f406ef No.2315443
>>2315439
Sorry. I was making my new retainer on FF14.
0964b9 No.2315444
>>2315434
>kiddo
>>2315436
Can't reply an email?
fed89d No.2315445
>>2315431
yeah... you're right....
>>2315432
Take slow deep breathes for building lung strength
>>2315435
i didn't mean you bj a pretend cock...........................
923aa3 No.2315446
>>2315435
Who even DOES that
f406ef No.2315447
>>2315444
I am older than you so I am allowed to do this.
I am so old.
692950 No.2315448
>>2315444
Did you not see the reply?
>>2315441
Lets see... cant get telegram, discord doesnt want to work. Wanna try skype?
In any case I'll get my phone back soonish and we can organize a call at another time. Im not much for talking right now anyhow.
197a0b No.2315449
I thought Martin was a poster before Squash? I get some of the people who joined after 2013 mixed up.
>>2315445
you gotten toughen up and get your dick sucked
0964b9 No.2315450
>>2315448
Sorry, I didn't.
c7addf No.2315451
>>2315445
Lung strength was never really my issue. My lips usually get tired before anything else. Just need to practice a good amount. Anything you do usually only lasts for 90 seconds or so.
Good tip though.
I also completely regret learning bagpipes.
8fca31 No.2315452
>>2315438
How u
Is your cold gone
>>2315440
Who even has slippers besides old ladies tho
>>2315442
Well idk what you're like irl
Maybe you're a big strong boi
>>2315443
That's just an excuse for being a pee coward
U were still in thread
>>2315445
-pets your bulge- ♥
>>2315446
Me
And you come back and reply to my posts for more
692950 No.2315453
They appeared around the same time.
197a0b No.2315455
>>2315452
me and squash are just going to spit roast you if you keep teasing us like that
fed89d No.2315456
>>2315449
no one sucks my dick >:(
>>2315451
Make a small O shape with your lips and slowly open wide and repeat
Do it 10 times
>>2315452
hn...!!
>mfw
aa7718 No.2315457
>>2315452
I dunno
I am drinked right meow
trying to find more liquor
f406ef No.2315458
>>2315448
I have not had Skype in ages. I don't know if I even know my log in.
>>2315449
Actual age, you idiot.
1a2a6a No.2315459
1f1c32 No.2315460
>>2315452
Eh I'm like 5'7-5'8, 60kg
197a0b No.2315461
>>2315456
*sucks the fuck out of your dick*
>>2315458
stay mad, kiddo
c7addf No.2315462
>>2315456
Why do you have such awkward advice?
8fca31 No.2315463
>>2315455
That would be me raping you according to Scoots
>>2315456
-gets on my knees in front of you and nuzzles your bulge, licking at it and looking up at you- ♥
>>2315457
I drank some tea with whiskey in it
Might drink more 🤔
>>2315460
Cute ♥
I could carry you
197a0b No.2315464
>>2315463
We are going to AGGRESSIVELY dominate you in a spitroast and then report you for raping dogs
f406ef No.2315465
>We
I would never be in the same room as you.
Let alone the same bed.
692950 No.2315466
>>2315458
Goddamnit
It shall align at another time
197a0b No.2315467
dogs dont use beds anyways
692950 No.2315468
>BD
>man enough to dominate anything besides your own hand
aa7718 No.2315469
>>2315463
I puke every time i ry to drink tea with alcohool
f406ef No.2315471
>>2315466
Someday.
>>2315467
>Doggie beds
You are so daft.
197a0b No.2315472
>>2315471
>You would have dogs fuck on there doggy beds
and you're a disgusting inept retard but i don't call you that every time we talk
197a0b No.2315473
923aa3 No.2315474
>>2315452
The heck is this catch 22 bullSHIT
fed89d No.2315475
>>2315459
Yus SIGG is a water bottle company, they make good shit
I use mine when I go for runs every morning
>>2315461
-cries and runs away...-
>>2315462
You may not believe me, but... I'm a speech and language pathologist irl
I also like to oil paint in my spare time
>>2315463
please stop...
I'm blushing very hard and my boyfriend might see....
f406ef No.2315476
>>2315472
No. You chose other woefully lack luster insults on other days.
Oh how far must you fall.
aa7718 No.2315477
i should nor have draink so much
692950 No.2315478
>>2315470
You couldn't win a fight with a corpse
>>2315471
Soon
1a2a6a No.2315479
>>2315475
Why would I pour a bottle into another bottle
197a0b No.2315480
>>2315476
lackluster is your every day, its what you are used to
197a0b No.2315481
>>2315478
corpses are scary
aa7718 No.2315482
197a0b No.2315483
>>2315482
the most woke post in this thread
fed89d No.2315484
>>2315479
Cheap water bottles burst during exercise, but SIGGs are durable, you can refill it at the fountain, etc...
197a0b No.2315486
>>2315484
ive never seen someones waterbottle burst while they were working out
8fca31 No.2315487
>>2315464
Dogs are hard to coordinate that way, as Squash is demonstrating
Now you're both distracted from the idea and just barking at each other
>>2315469
Why tho, hot tea with whiskey and honey is good
You seem pretty drunk :3
>>2315474
Sexual tension
On a totally unrelated note, you should add me on Discord: Daiakuma#8938
>>2315475
-lovingly kisses your bulge- I wonder if you actually would get off to RPing with a cock like that
1a2a6a No.2315488
>>2315484
I'm not doing exercise and it's not water
197a0b No.2315489
i still don't like most of that shitty rap and hiphop though
923aa3 No.2315490
>>2315487
>totally unrelated
T O T A L L Y
197a0b No.2315491
>>2315487
the barking is just to intimidate and confuse the prey
c7addf No.2315492
>>2315475
You know I had to actually go to folk like you when I was little. R's, Ch, Sh and such. I lost recess because of it.
692950 No.2315493
Caviar and cigarettes, corpses mail-order direct
1a2a6a No.2315494
What kind of villain puts a water bottle in the freezer anyway
f406ef No.2315495
>>2315480
Absolutely devastating quip.
c7addf No.2315496
The kind that is trying to give you a hard time.
fed89d No.2315498
>>2315486
You've probably never see people working out then
>>2315487
i will not...
i can't do this...
I should leave the thread...
>>2315488
I see... Do you think you can put the liquid somewhere use?
>>2315492
Ah I see, its good that you went because it would have permanent if didn't. For example how soyboys can't make the R sound and accidentally produce a W sound. "sowwy ;~;"
>>2315494
Never freeze it!
It'll crack!
fed89d No.2315499
I can't type... Erio is making me very shy atm..
197a0b No.2315500
>>2315498
yes im sure gyms are awash with the water from burst water-bottles daily
c7addf No.2315501
>>2315498
I still slip from time to time. I sound like a guy from boston saying quawta. Also I always hated saying sir due to how I feared it sounded.
1a2a6a No.2315502
aa7718 No.2315503
>>2315487
I dunno my tummy just doesn't like the combination...
I am super drinked right meow tho..
>>2315498
nyaa
fed89d No.2315504
>>2315500
Oh no I don't go to gyms. Gyms are for faggots who prefer to look at themselves in the mirror during workout sessions. I just go to my local playground outside of my apartment building :p
>>2315501
I want you to bite down on a pencil and make the sounds of the alphabet. It'll work out your lips, cheek and tongue. Just do it once a day. You'll notice a difference after the first session...
You can also count one to a hundred to really workout your mouth
no homo..
>>2315502
Is it a lot of liquid or something?
>>2315503
my dog bit me... i'ma buy a cat
c7addf No.2315505
>>2315504
I'm not entirely convinced this is going to assist me in keeping a seal on a blowpipe.
No homo.
1a2a6a No.2315506
>>2315504
Half empty now... Probably a quartyer of it spilled in the freezer
197a0b No.2315507
>>2315504
stay away from the kids
fed89d No.2315508
>>2315505
You're going to have to do cheek stretches and a workout. Pucker up your lips as if you are about to kiss me and hold it tight for 10 seconds. Now shift your lips to the right side and hold for an additional 10 seconds. Now shift your lips do the left side and hold for another 10 seconds. Your cheeks will get very strong, and your speech will even improve. Just take your time, you mouth isn't going anywhere haha
>>2315506
Yikes... that's a hassle. Do you live alone? You should clean it before anyone sees it...
>>2315507
Ahaha I don't usually workout, I just jog
aa7718 No.2315509
>>2315504
kitties want attention more than doggies they are just super tsundere
fed89d No.2315510
>>2315509
Would they scratch me if I give them cuddles?
c7addf No.2315511
>>2315508
I think you just want me to envision kissing you....
1a2a6a No.2315512
>>2315508
I already cleaned it
fed89d No.2315513
>>2315511
Is that bad? :<
>>2315512
Good girl.
What is this liquid anyway?
fed89d No.2315514
-shivers-
being honest with people is painful...
c7addf No.2315515
>>2315513
I just think I need to have the right image in my mind, and I might need a little help to form it.
9b9658 No.2315516
I drove around and I feel better now.
Also pizza is always best medicine.
cef7b4 No.2315517
>>2315516
Medicinal pizza?
197a0b No.2315518
i love pizza but having the willpower to say no to food sometimes is a blessed thing
c7addf No.2315519
>>2315516
Glad you are feeling better. What kinda pizza did you have?
9b9658 No.2315520
>>2315517
Y'know. For eating your feelings away^^
>>2315518
I only get it like twice a month.
>>2315519
Just a pepperoni. Going old school TMNT up in here.
9b9658 No.2315521
cef7b4 No.2315523
>>2315520
Old school TMNT had pineapple and peanut butter on it.
>>2315522
Cheese.
c7addf No.2315524
>>2315520
You gonna dress up as April one of these days?
9b9658 No.2315526
>>2315523
An old roommate had a retro poster of them. Landscape. The group holding pepperoni pizza slices up in celebration. Raphael holding the pizza box triumphantly.
It's probably one of my favorite posters I've ever seen in my life.
>>2315524
Negative, Ghost Rider.
9b9658 No.2315527
OH! And it said in that bubbly green font:
PIZZA TIME!
best part lol
1a2a6a No.2315528
>>2315513
Vanilla flavoured smirnoff
197a0b No.2315529
i just had pizza earlier this week don't make me want it again
c7addf No.2315530
>>2315526
I WANT SOME ASSES!
cef7b4 No.2315533
>>2315532
Going to do a 4x4 again?
9b9658 No.2315534
>>2315531
Awe shit yeah. Anything goes on pizza. Like TMNT need to quash this pineapple debate once and for all.
If you don't like it, don't order it. Duh.
>>2315530
no means no
cef7b4 No.2315535
>>2315534
Some people just can't accept that abominations exist and wish to have it purged.
cef7b4 No.2315536
>>2315533
probably
the hot chocolate was actually good too
c7addf No.2315537
>>2315534
It's really attractive when guys don't take no for an answer though.
fed89d No.2315538
>>2315515
hmm hulk hogan is pretty hot, you should think of him, I have to go v.v
bye v.v
>>2315516
-hugs and fills you with positive energy-
<3
>>2315528
um... you're 18, you shouldn't be drinking...
cef7b4 No.2315539
>>2315536
>Hot chocolate
>In fucking July
aa7718 No.2315540
>>2315510
this kitty is known to get super jealous
cef7b4 No.2315541
>>2315539
lmao i know
it was crazy hot but i wanted one for some reason
9b9658 No.2315542
>>2315535
:/
it's pizza tho lighten up
>>2315537
...
>>2315538
fill me with [redacted]
cef7b4 No.2315543
>>2315541
Fair enough. I'll probably get mine protein style, but keep it to a 3x3.
1a2a6a No.2315544
>>2315538
I'm not 18, are you retarded?
cef7b4 No.2315545
>>2315543
i think i got a double double when i went with ian
c7addf No.2315546
>>2315538
See ya around, master of mouths.
>>2315542
Well that is just what I heard...
692950 No.2315548
>dat bush
Needs to be fluffier but nice
9b9658 No.2315550
f406ef No.2315551
Girls are fucking repulsive either way.
c7addf No.2315552
To play the game you played on me last night, I'm a girl now, Squash.
f406ef No.2315553
>>2315552
Then I have no sexual desire for you.
692950 No.2315554
>>2315551
Girls can be nice, and nothing beats warm beef in your mouth with that soft rabbit fuzz sitting on your face.
f406ef No.2315555
>>2315554
Wow. That's nasty.
c7addf No.2315556
>>2315553
But still wine and dine me kinda desire?
>>2315554
f406ef No.2315557
>>2315556
Why would I do that?
I get nothing out of it.
692950 No.2315558
>>2315555
I've been lovingly drawn on with menstrual blood, I have transcended your human notions of "nasty".
f406ef No.2315560
>>2315558
I've taken many dogs loads in my ass.
cef7b4 No.2315561
c7addf No.2315562
>>2315557
You only ever wanted to have drinks with me to get into my pants?
cef7b4 No.2315563
>>2315547
4x4 is 4 patties with 4 cheese
double double is 2 patties with 2 cheese
692950 No.2315564
>>2315560
And yet you begrudge my penchant for the fairer sex
f406ef No.2315566
>>2315561
Not just a few months ago you told me the idea of getting knotted was kind of hot.
Sit down.
>>2315562
You were not a woman then.
I want to have drinks with you now because I think it would be nice.
>>2315564
>Fairer sex
c7addf No.2315567
I thought a double double is a coffee with 2 shots creamer and 2 sugars.
>>2315566
I'm so confused at this point.
cef7b4 No.2315568
>>2315566
Bestiality is hot to me as a fetish
in actuality it's animal abuse and makes me sad
I am conflicted
590dcb No.2315569
>>2315558
>>2315564
What the fuck are you idiots doing?
f406ef No.2315570
>>2315567
It's ok.
>>2315568
Hot take is hot.
f406ef No.2315571
>>2315569
He's harassing me with posts about...girls.
cef7b4 No.2315572
>>2315570
stop hurting animals, heathen
f406ef No.2315574
>>2315572
Do you know when the last time I even had sex with an animal was?
Because I have only ever had the one summer back when I was younger be told here.
>>2315573
My point stands.
f406ef No.2315575
Like you guys seem to think this is something I'm actively doing on a daily basis.
cef7b4 No.2315577
>>2315575
It's funnier that way.
f406ef No.2315578
>>2315576
Hello, slu...I mean sister.
c7addf No.2315579
Personally I pretend that it never happened.
f406ef No.2315580
>>2315579
You would deny me my life story?
cef7b4 No.2315581
>>2315576
The relationship kind or the voyeur kind?
3249e6 No.2315582
>>2315578
<3 I miss you
you can call me whatever you want~
>>2315581
uhm
not sure
692950 No.2315583
>>2315566
Point taken~
Women are still nice in their own right
c7addf No.2315584
>>2315580
In this one, singular instance: Yes, kinda.
Though then again, I don't really think of people's sexuality or fetishes on the daily.
cef7b4 No.2315586
>>2315582
Hah, sleep well?
c7addf No.2315588
>>2315585
I am a bastard, and I cannot tell a lie.
692950 No.2315589
>>2315585
Dont fret, ill keep all those icky women away from you.
c7addf No.2315591
Name a favorite song, Squash.
f406ef No.2315593
c7addf No.2315594
Those are waaaaay too big.
2c84af No.2315595
>>2315592
You ever wish you could just copy and paste tits from an ugly woman onto another?
2c84af No.2315596
She's also waaaaaay too big.
f406ef No.2315598
c7addf No.2315599
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I don't yiff, but I do have sexual relations.
3e44b8 No.2315600
>>2315597
Guess it's time for another day of listening to this one.
9b9658 No.2315601
c7addf No.2315602
>>2315593
That has kinda an unexpected cadence....
I keep fucking up recording it.
9b9658 No.2315603
f406ef No.2315605
>>2315602
I really like 1:40 onwards the most.
3e44b8 No.2315607
>>2315601
It was already in my lists all the time.
There's not a lot of songs by Ashcorp I like, but this is one of 'em.
9b9658 No.2315610
>inb4 fortune's prude ass freaks out
37923b No.2315612