2bd686 No.2313607
how do i get a cute bf, /bant/?
dde5f1 No.2313995
bb0cab No.2313998
>>2313991
that's okay, I can't do that stuff either so we can try and laugh at each other when we fall very gracefully into the snow! and then drink hot chocolate milk after of course
>>2313994
*bumps you*
c96949 No.2314001
Excuse me sayaka is NOT a futa
063a82 No.2314003
Whoever sent that V copypasta can fuck off
dde5f1 No.2314004
>>2314001
you're right he's a trap
7465f6 No.2314005
>>2314002
what is thy bidding?
>>2314003
what makes you feel good?
c96949 No.2314006
>>2313998
I used to enjoy falling down a lot. Then one day I was going down a steep and pure ice, but wide and open track I was falling down almost intentionally because it was fun and the ice numbed all the paint. Then people realized I'd started trailing blood; I'd cut my leg right open with my own skii without me even realizing. And that was the only time in my life I needed stiches.
So now I try and avoid it like I probably should have always.
bb0cab No.2314007
>>2313999
happy new year!
>>2314000
*hugs* were your holidays comfy?
c96949 No.2314009
wait no I cut my hand open that one time nevermind
>>2313999
Happy new year, danemark
>>2314004
Based. But heshe still isn't dicking fukn kyouko.
6b6178 No.2314010
>>2314005
Tummy pics of cute boys with nice round tummies.
dde5f1 No.2314011
>>2314009
kyouko goes much better with homura
7465f6 No.2314014
>>2314010
it'd give me an excuse to try every Ben and Jerry's flavr from the 7-11...
2cea76 No.2314015
bb0cab No.2314017
>>2314006
oof.. that sounds pretty dangerous, ski's are way too sharp and stuff to mess with
I wanna be able to you cuddle after, not see you go down in a banana sleigh...
>>2314012
aww, why not?
>>2314015
awh, I'm here right now though
c96949 No.2314018
>>2314011
Sayaka goes much better with nobody because she's a tragic figure and "oh and she totally fucked the redhead, that wasn't a platonic relationship like it clearly was" ruins her character.
Fucking Rebellion.
c96949 No.2314019
Con:
>might die
Pro:
>get to show squash fat beer belly
Shit I think the choice here is clear
dde5f1 No.2314020
>>2314018
I don't really care that much about Sayaka
129d29 No.2314021
>>2314017
nothing going on...
6b6178 No.2314023
>>2314019
SHOW ME YOUR GUT YOU INSUFFERABLE LARD
c96949 No.2314024
>>2314017
Yeah I hadn't realized how sharp they were until then. I managed to skii down just fine though. As I said, I didn't even notice until someone pointed out the trail of blood because the ice numbed it all, so I figured there was no reason not to keep going down to first aid.
>>2314020
fuku
sayaka best girl
7465f6 No.2314025
>>2314016
that'd be a problem for future me
>>2314019
I sometimes forget you're an og pone
dde5f1 No.2314026
>>2314024
nuh I'm posting the best girls right meow
c96949 No.2314027
>>2314025
As OG as they come. Feb 2011.
You know I have to remind you of all the cringy 'neutral' shit, right?
bb0cab No.2314028
>>2314021
that can be nice too! holidays are usually super draining
>>2314024
be careful baka! there's sooo many ways to injure yourself when skiing
maybe I should give you free skiing classes
c96949 No.2314030
>>2314028
Mhmm, especially when deliberately trying to bail out as some barely adult nerd like I was at the time.
And what would those entail?
>>2314026
Hold on, no
Official girl ranking:
>Top Tier:
Sayaka
Madoka
>Good Tier:
Mami
>Bitch Pile Tier:
Kyouko
Homu
dde5f1 No.2314031
>>2314030
I've never met anyone with more vomit inducing taste
bb0cab No.2314032
>>2314030
well, I would show you how to not be a noob and then we could get a drink after in a bar ^^
3182e6 No.2314033
>>2314030
I looooooove Mami's theme, agree she's good
3db2f3 No.2314034
>>2313986
I was showing my mom a fight on the computer
That sounds like a comfy life... um is it a safe place to raise a family? The Chinese people here are really violent, but I don't know if they are the same way in Canada
>>2313993
Its scary...
>>2314013
fug...
I love doing criminal things though...
7465f6 No.2314035
dde5f1 No.2314036
>>2314034
don't be scared <3
3db2f3 No.2314037
>>2314035
goodbye master i love you <3
-hug-
c96949 No.2314038
>>2314031
Wow how astoundingly rude!
My taste is impeccable
>>2314032
I can skii just fine! Or could anyway, I'm sure it'd come back to me...
I sense some sort of ulterior motive here though~
>>2314033
For me it was her visual design that really made her. Top tier all round in that respect.
475b48 No.2314039
c96949 No.2314040
>>2314035
*pat*
reminders that bad~?
Feel better, Kanra
dde5f1 No.2314041
>>2314038
Does impeccable mean shit?
129d29 No.2314042
>>2314028
:(
it feels soo empty...
dde5f1 No.2314044
>>2314043
then you're wrong
3db2f3 No.2314047
>>2314036
futas are big...
and they get you pregnant on the first thrust
>>2314039
Duek!
c96949 No.2314048
bb0cab No.2314049
>>2314038
I have no idea what you're talking about, I just wanna have fun in the snow!
>>2314042
aw did you do christmas presents with anyone atleast?
c96949 No.2314050
>>2314049
And with getting me drunk afterwards apparently.
c7efc2 No.2314051
>>2314005
Friends, family. But I can't help the former and I keep disappointing the latter. Everything else is tertiary. Which is why therapy is going poorly- what can you do for a man that sincerely deserves a bullet in his skull outside of that fallacious philosophy that "all life is precious".
>>2314008
WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE LIKE, AT ALL
c7efc2 No.2314052
BECAUSE AT BEST ITS A VERY MILDLY WRITTEN "INSPIRING" STORY AND AT WORST AN OUT OF LEFT FIELD REFERENCE THAT SERVES NOTHING
This is why you write things out yourself! Or! Grab something inspirational from Hemingway but it escapes me. He's less blatantly uplifting and more of an observance to keep moving anyhow.
69ef1d No.2314053
>>2314051
>>2314052
I'M SOOOORRY, I'VE JUST ALWAYS LOVED IT. LOOK I SENT IT 5 HOURS AGO
129d29 No.2314054
>>2314049
i didn't get to do anything.
bb0cab No.2314055
>>2314050
what the heck, I didn't say anything about getting drunk! I just wanna have fun
>>2314054
aah do you have any plans for the new year atleast?
c96949 No.2314057
>>2314055
But it'd be fun to do so afterwards.
And hey, I'm just going based off your words.
129d29 No.2314059
>>2314055
no...
im most likely gonna sit here at home for the next 7 hours till the count down happens while watching thread
c96949 No.2314060
Alright boys
I'm inebriated and still listening to weebshit. What food do I order?
dde5f1 No.2314062
>>2314047
big is good as long as it's not like the size of my arm
>>2314048
e29276 No.2314064
c96949 No.2314065
>>2314062
You can't do this
I ain't getting ordered around by a lil' fagget like you
bb0cab No.2314066
>>2314057
mhm, that's very true! you have a lot of umbrella bars in austria, do you know those?
>>2314059
that's kind of the same I did, it was pretty comfy ^^
are you going to watch the fireworks later?
3db2f3 No.2314068
>>2314062
how big is yours..?
c96949 No.2314069
>>2314066
Umbrella bars?
Like, just a literal bar and the rest is outside and under umbrellas?
Also
>austria
475b48 No.2314070
c7efc2 No.2314071
>>2314053
Explain your love! Im interested!
To be frank I remember nothing but the broad strokes of the franchise
bb0cab No.2314072
>>2314067
I don't know!! here everyone is lighting fireworks so there isn't one show everyone goes to
>>2314069
nyu uh, image a big umbrella with glass around it and an actual bar in the middle
what about austria?
129d29 No.2314073
>>2314072
i wouldn't know... u_u
3db2f3 No.2314074
>>2314070
What are you doing here?
69ef1d No.2314075
>>2314071
It's a humane story about loving your brother just for being there. What's not to love? You probably don't get it because you first heard of it in the shit movie.
c96949 No.2314076
>>2314072
I dunno, haven't really heard of those.
You said I have a lot of those in Austria!
475b48 No.2314077
>>2314074
What do you mean
bb0cab No.2314079
>>2314073
I'm sure there is a show in your city somewhere!
>>2314076
oh woopsies, I meant there are a lot of those bars in austria
I guess I'm getting sleepy
c96949 No.2314080
>>2314079
I don't think there's too many of them in Australia.
But it's so early!
129d29 No.2314081
>>2314078
no
>>2314079
i don't live in a luxurious city.... u_u
3db2f3 No.2314083
>>2314077
You don't belong here
c7efc2 No.2314084
>>2314075
Was it even in the comic? I cant recall it being in the comic.
The movie was fine, just toned a little back from being full retarded anarchy to more of an american flavor.
Its simple but a little too on the nose for me at this time.
But I appreciate the sentiment darling. Ill always cherish my holy triumvirate on here ans when we all finally meet in the flesh.
475b48 No.2314086
>>2314083
I don't belong anywhere though
bb0cab No.2314087
>>2314080
aah I guess it's early again for you, but it's already 2 am here and I usually get sleepy early...
I think my body hates being awake
>>2314081
cute picture! /pet
did you ever light fireworks yourself?
c96949 No.2314089
>>2314087
I dunno that I'd call it early here, it's mid afternoon!
Nah, I might have only been up because I woke up at like 9:30pm, specifically for this~
129d29 No.2314090
>>2314087
i havent even touched a fire work before
3db2f3 No.2314091
>>2314086
you belong in /waifu/
you don't have enough darkness in your heart to come here
>>2314088
when was the last time you had water?
69ef1d No.2314092
>>2314084
Can you make a vocaroo?
bb0cab No.2314093
>>2314089
woopsies time zones are confusing, please forgive me ^^
>>2314090
I really like watching them, espcially because people only light them once every year ^^
it kind of feels special..
c96949 No.2314094
>>2314093
Nop, not forgiven~
I'll be sure to hold this against you whenever we talk again in a billion years~
dde5f1 No.2314095
475b48 No.2314096
>>2314091
I don't belong there either anymore
3db2f3 No.2314097
>>2314095
how big? tell me
c7efc2 No.2314099
129d29 No.2314100
>>2314091
i dont remember
>>2314093
lucky
69ef1d No.2314101
>>2314099
To send clint. Something like "Chaplain here, happy new years!"
bb0cab No.2314102
>>2314094
aah how could you not forgive me ;w;
I even forgave all your bullying earlier
>>2314100
maybe I can send you some fireworks next year (if that's legal)
3db2f3 No.2314103
>>2314100
wanna take a sip of water right now?
129d29 No.2314104
>>2314103
cant
drinking something else instead
>>2314102
im pretty sure its illegal ;~;
c96949 No.2314106
>>2314102
Did you? You never said so?
Wait hold on what bullying???!?
bb0cab No.2314107
>>2314104
;w;
atleast I can send you normal presents, right?
c96949 No.2314108
oh no
drunk luka inbound
panic
3db2f3 No.2314109
>>2314104
It better be water
>>2314105
Why don't you want to tell me the length of your dick?
129d29 No.2314111
>>2314108
nope
ive never drank a drop of alcohol ever
>>2314109
it's rasberry brisk
3db2f3 No.2314112
>>2314111
Does that water in it?
c7efc2 No.2314113
vocaroo.com/i/s0IS6LuxbVhQ
129d29 No.2314114
3db2f3 No.2314115
>>2314114
I never drank alcohol either...
lets be friends
c96949 No.2314116
>>2314111
tfw you will never get absolutely SMASHED with luka
why even LIVE bros?
c96949 No.2314117
ono I just did a double shot because the thing told me to and all that booze hit me at once
69ef1d No.2314118
>>2314113
You sound so sad, but thanks for doing it!
129d29 No.2314119
>>2314115
*hug*
>>2314116
;~; im not alive.
c96949 No.2314120
>>2314119
hi luka u alive human
475b48 No.2314121
>>2314098
I don't huig box them enough for their liking
3db2f3 No.2314123
>>2314121
I see...
They must be normie fags... or something...
c7efc2 No.2314126
>>2314118
i didnt mean to. Its just cold out
3db2f3 No.2314127
>>2314125
who is that girl?
ec02d3 No.2314128
475b48 No.2314129
>>2314123
Don't know, don't care
475b48 No.2314130
>>2314125
My lovely waifu c:
3db2f3 No.2314131
>>2314128
she looks too pretty to be me
3db2f3 No.2314132
>>2314129
do you like it here more?
003f25 No.2314134
>>2314109
somewhere between 4 and 5
475b48 No.2314135
>>2314132
I like neither more than the other
3db2f3 No.2314136
>>2314133
y-y-you think i'm p-pretty?
3db2f3 No.2314138
>>2314134
Stop lying
>>2314135
Then why brother?
475b48 No.2314139
3db2f3 No.2314141
>>2314137
What anime? I want to avatar as her
475b48 No.2314142
ec02d3 No.2314144
ec02d3 No.2314145
ec02d3 No.2314146
3db2f3 No.2314149
>>2314143
You are lying!!!!!!
>>2314144
how pretty? :)
>>2314146
.////. >////>
>>2314147
broken by my master
ec02d3 No.2314150
>>2314149
Bet you schlock my cock
3db2f3 No.2314152
>>2314150
what does schlock mean?
003f25 No.2314153
>>2314149
but you've never seen my dick
c96949 No.2314154
daily reminder to shlock the cock
3db2f3 No.2314155
>>2314151
where is that girl from?
c96949 No.2314156
What does one need to do to see neko's tiny dick?
02168c No.2314157
>>2314156
Be a white woman.
c96949 No.2314158
02168c No.2314160
>>2314158
Nah, black chicks are gross.
475b48 No.2314161
>>2314147
That's my waifu you can't have her
129d29 No.2314164
3db2f3 No.2314165
003f25 No.2314166
>>2314159
my goddess would not appreciate that
3db2f3 No.2314168
>>2314166
I am your goddess
003f25 No.2314169
3db2f3 No.2314172
>>2314171
Since I give life to you
003f25 No.2314173
>>2314172
nuh uh
u can't be my goddess
8cb6bc No.2314174
>>2314170
It can't be helped. Guess I'll just praise God.
475b48 No.2314176
8cb6bc No.2314177
>>2314175
Praise Tracer. The omniscient shitposter. Bless the rains down on /animus/.
c7efc2 No.2314179
8cb6bc No.2314182
>>2314180
You gave me permission. Don't be so shocked, big ga--guy.
02168c No.2314184
>>2314182
Because I indicated shock or surprise.
3db2f3 No.2314185
>>2314173
i need a break, bbl v.v
>>2314176
talk to me you retard
bbl
8cb6bc No.2314188
>>2314184
It's a sarcastic irony, dum-dum. You might be omniscient, but you sure aren't omnipotent.
02168c No.2314189
>>2314188
Sarcastic irony is redundant.
02168c No.2314190
2018, the year of change and pain, is almost over!
d8a101 No.2314193
Happy new year!
I don't know majority of you anymore
475b48 No.2314196
129d29 No.2314197
475b48 No.2314198
52e1a1 No.2314200
>>2314193
Be happy you at least know yourself, unlike some of us
003f25 No.2314202
003f25 No.2314203
c96949 No.2314206
dfd028 No.2314207
The meaning of life is to breed.
c96949 No.2314208
The meaning of life is to fuck traps
dfd028 No.2314209
>>2314206
Are you still drinking ?
c96949 No.2314211
>>2314209
I was drinkign minor amounts and lewdin up cute traps
then the r/a/dio DJ was like "Hey take a double shot"
then "hey take another shot"
and then I went from minimaldunk to holy shit I can't make sense anymore with the words
and that's sdtilll where I am now
dfd028 No.2314212
>>2314210
When you stop shoving things up your ass.
>>2314211
lmao
I just started drinking
dfd028 No.2314214
>>2314213
I don't know how to stop.
3d5ff1 No.2314215
Looking through old files from a this time last year makes it seem a long time ago.
69ef1d No.2314216
>>2314179
I'M HERE
HAPPY NEW YEAR
52e1a1 No.2314218
>>2314204
someone needs to brighten up her day
dfd028 No.2314220
>>2314217
Its a curse that cannot be undone.
003f25 No.2314221
>>2314220
you must be stopped
dfd028 No.2314223
>>2314221
I can't be stopped.
02168c No.2314224
>>2314222
Upload the video yet?
dfd028 No.2314226
Is Nezi a youtuber now ?
I'll subscribe
I'll support you fam
c35f03 No.2314227
I made Ian a cannabis infused burger and we're already like 3 beers and 5 mixed drinks in
c96949 No.2314229
>>2314212
I just blew chunks
first time in fuckin yeeeeeeeears
dfd028 No.2314231
>>2314227
does he handle weed well ?
Or can I expect him to start freaking out ?
>>2314229
no its not
you literally threw up spaghetti before I went to bed last night
dummy
c7efc2 No.2314232
>>2314216
IVE STILL GOT AN HOUR AND A HALF
HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVE
Any resolutions?
dfd028 No.2314233
>>2314230
An unstoppable tsunami of shit posting
c35f03 No.2314235
>>2314231
He handles weed very well
Dude cracks some good jokes while blazed too which makes it so much more lolz
Ill tell him you said happy new year and that you wanna kiss him
dfd028 No.2314236
>>2314235
Okay
lemme know what he says
3d05c5 No.2314238
>>2313607
oh i didnt expect to see someone from /bant/ here. oh its been a while since i was there. i hope its good there
69ef1d No.2314240
>>2314232
Just not to drop out.
003f25 No.2314242
>>2314239
more like slut gang
dfd028 No.2314244
>>2314242
no
you're not a cute gang member
slut
dfd028 No.2314245
>>2314243
LMAO
LOOK AT THIS BOY
c35f03 No.2314246
>>2314245
he's so happy lmao
dfd028 No.2314247
>>2314246
I love seeing Ian in his natural habitat
c35f03 No.2314248
>>2314247
A happy Ian is my favorite kind of Ian
he's also p smashed playing Bloodborne lmao
02168c No.2314249
>>2314243
>>2314248
play smash, i wanna see who is better
i feel like soto's gonna rock ian
dfd028 No.2314250
>>2314248
Go give him a kiss on the cheek
c7efc2 No.2314251
>>2314240
Ill hold you to it darling.
003f25 No.2314252
>>2314244
what do you have against sluts?
02168c No.2314253
>>2314249
The cocaine makes him faster.
dfd028 No.2314254
>>2314252
Damaged goods
sluts aren't appealing
dfd028 No.2314256
003f25 No.2314258
>>2314254
all they need is someone to fix them
c35f03 No.2314259
>>2314249
I obvs dominate Ian in any smash
He isnt too good at it
>>2314250
Ill kiss you on the cheek ;)
>>2314256
I just wish they wouldve gave him a better name
dfd028 No.2314260
>>2314258
oh boy
doesn't that sound awful
fixing someone
I'd rather date someone who doesn't need fixing
dfd028 No.2314262
>>2314259
Okay
I'll mae you do it at ax
I'm not a trap or anything lmao
dig your own grave
c35f03 No.2314263
>>2314262
I'll fucking do it too
Thank god i didnt say on the lips tho
Unless you pull a fast one on me and turn around at the last second
dfd028 No.2314266
>>2314263
Right on the cheek
as soon as you see me
c35f03 No.2314267
>>2314266
I feel like youre trying to fake meout but I know I'll outfake you lmao
dfd028 No.2314268
>>2314267
I'll do anything
I can't be out faked
003f25 No.2314269
>>2314260
what a whorrible person
129d29 No.2314272
new years east coast in 54 mins
dfd028 No.2314273
But its not my coast
West side
3db2f3 No.2314274
I kind of feel sorry for people who need to be with others on New Years Eve to feel better about themselves
dfd028 No.2314276
>>2314275
Why do you feel bad ?
129d29 No.2314278
>>2314276
im sad and alone
c7efc2 No.2314279
>>2314257
If I can survive, so can you! Never give up, never give in! Ye must earn what is rightfully yours!
3db2f3 No.2314280
imagine not being able to be alone, you hate yourself so much that you have to be with others
dfd028 No.2314281
>>2314278
New years is like a fake holiday
its whatever
don't worry about it
just get drunk next time
c7efc2 No.2314283
Fashionably late and as usual, lookin' ravenous.
02168c No.2314284
>>2314281
If I get paid to not work it it's a real holiday to me.
129d29 No.2314285
>>2314281
but i dont drink
dfd028 No.2314287
>>2314284
Reasonable logic
>>2314285
Imagine punishing yourself like that
26419d No.2314288
A wizard is never late- Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to! (I had to work tonight)
3db2f3 No.2314289
weak people drink the pain away
3db2f3 No.2314291
Humans are a social species, they need validation from others. For it is hardwired into their physical brains
69ef1d No.2314292
>>2314290
I'm in 2019! I strongly warn you against joining me.
3db2f3 No.2314293
True loneliness is the worst feeling in the world, it is hundreds of times worse than depression. People have never dealt with loneliness are blessed.
6b6178 No.2314294
>TFW Trump's got one less year in office now
003f25 No.2314298
26419d No.2314299
>>2314292
Since I'm already perpetually stuck in the past it's still a ways off for me. One day.
d4a54f No.2314300
>>2314294
only 6 more years :)
3db2f3 No.2314303
But there are people that rise above the social norm and realize how foolish they have been for letting it control their lives.
Unfortunately most people will never evolve and rise above the sleeping sheep.
Solitude is the absolute most wonderful feeling in the world
dfd028 No.2314304
>>2314302
i'm drunk and dont feel like loooking things up
explain
c7efc2 No.2314306
>>2314288
You're perfectly fine, I can no more begrudge such an admirable man as I can the sun for rising.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mLsjCLF_CtM
Lil' early but lets set the mood
69ef1d No.2314307
>>2314299
We'll make it kickass.
475b48 No.2314310
003f25 No.2314311
>>2314301
drinking starts now!
>>2314305
hi blood chan
d-don't call me that!
c7efc2 No.2314314
>>2314303
oh my christ just go to the mountaintop and jump already
6b6178 No.2314315
Must you 3 boys always be so morose?
69ef1d No.2314316
>>2314315
IT BUILDS CHARACTER
26419d No.2314317
>>2314306
That doesn't mean I didn't see the things you said, though.
Orange Blossom Special always had a beat I preferred.
d4a54f No.2314318
>>2314309
im hoping for a watchmen style third term
26419d No.2314319
>>2314315
They take after their big brother a little much, don't you think?
69ef1d No.2314320
>>2314319
Oh shit did you read the new chapter of Angel?
26419d No.2314321
>>2314307
I'll make my 2019 resolution to enter 2020 on the far side of 200mph- bout 320kmh for people using inferior measurement systems~
3db2f3 No.2314322
>>2314310
where do you live where its 2019 in Canada?
>>2314311
you called me blood-chan... that's like calling me slutty whore and I like that...
>>2314312
Who is that cute?
>>2314314
Why would I do that? I absolutely love my life
003f25 No.2314325
>>2314322
do you like being called a bitch too?
475b48 No.2314326
69ef1d No.2314327
>>2314321
That's pretty baddass. That reminds me, I meant to ask. Are the Fast and Furious movies good to a car lover?
6b6178 No.2314328
>>2314316
It builds bologna.
>>2314319
In reference to?
26419d No.2314329
>>2314328
Their moroseness.
69ef1d No.2314332
>>2314324
Do you think now that he's let down his barriers he'll finally own up to his feelings?
dfd028 No.2314333
>>2314331
reposted 50 times
6b6178 No.2314334
>>2314329
No, the big brother being his actual brother or...?
8cb6bc No.2314335
Is fucking androids legal yet
26419d No.2314336
>>2314327
First one is dumb fun and rather accurately reflects the SoCal import scene of the early 90s/early 2000s. The third one I liked because of the first 20 minutes, the rest are more action movies than car movies but none really speak to "car guys" and are all technically inaccurate as all getout.
02168c No.2314337
>>2314335
It was never illegal.
3db2f3 No.2314339
>>2314325
well... I'm not a female dog...so..
>>2314326
I'm starting to get a better grasp of where you live. Its only a small sliver in Canada
>>2314330
tell me :<
>>2314331
Yaaaaaaaaaan~~~<3
c7efc2 No.2314340
>>2314315
If you constantly anoint yourself in despair, the joy stands out all the brighter~
26419d No.2314341
>>2314332
I get the feeling things will go little further south before he does and has to confront them.
26419d No.2314344
>>2314334
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
dfd028 No.2314345
>>2314338
I'd light an m80 in your ass
3db2f3 No.2314346
>>2314342
those are you hands?
69ef1d No.2314347
>>2314336
Is there at least craftmanship in the stunts or is it just CGI? I remember James Bond broke a few records with this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=fzCIbhLUUA0
8cb6bc No.2314349
>>2314337
I mean the eyes of God. That smashing has to be between a man and woman.
19f887 No.2314350
>>2314339
I spit on you, ptew!
>>2314345
What is an m80 and why?
6b6178 No.2314351
>>2314340
And if you stand in the fire the breeze doesn't feel so cold.
>>2314344
And cum is thicker than both.
dfd028 No.2314352
>>2314350
firework
you're into it
3db2f3 No.2314353
>>2314343
i like being called whore and slut
even though I'm not one
...but I probably am, iunno
d4a54f No.2314354
>>2314349
i have good news
god isnt real
69ef1d No.2314355
>>2314341
Must we get teased like this? I just want to see some kissing. I'm gonna end up drawing it myself.
c7efc2 No.2314356
>>2314317
I can't find this version of Orange Blossom I like though.
Though they are but words I mean them and hope they meant something to you.
3db2f3 No.2314357
>>2314348
thank goodness
what would you do if you woke can find yourself that fat?
>>2314350
-catches with my mouth and swallows-
c7efc2 No.2314359
>>2314351
You're talking to a man that thoroughly considered immolation as a means of exiting through to Hell- you don't scare me!
15 minutes to go
26419d No.2314361
>>2314347
The F&F movies are by and large CGI and very staged practical; the only real neat thing to come out of them was the Monte Carlo in the beginning of the third movie had the distinction of actually being the most powerful movie car for a long time. The Dukes of Hazzard tv show was leaps and bounds ahead of a lot of shit for practical stunts and basically held most car stunt records for a long time.
6b6178 No.2314362
>>2314359
Don't be suicidal.
It's not a pretty color on you.
19f887 No.2314364
>>2314352
What makes you say that...?
c7efc2 No.2314365
>brother's playing through Kingdom Hearts again
>thinkin' back to our first game console, all the fun times we had
>watchin' each other marathon shit for each other
I already cried today damnit
dfd028 No.2314366
>>2314364
Because you're a degenerate and I know you
6b6178 No.2314367
>>2314363
Any new years resolutions?
6b6178 No.2314368
>>2314365
Sounds fun. I got yelled at by some of my family because I didn't want to wake up at 6 am to go north to my dads and my brother is mad at me because he had to go on his own.
02168c No.2314370
>>2314357
I'm a guy, I wouldn't have painted nails either.
26419d No.2314372
>>2314355
>I'm gonna end up drawing it myself.
DO IT
>>2314356
It's the live at Folsom Prison version. No, these words inspired concern in me.
c7efc2 No.2314373
>>2314362
These thoughts aren't going away any time soon but I will freely admit my will to act upon them has severely waned in the last year.
69ef1d No.2314374
>>2314372
Well they've already kissed, so what should it be exactly?
26419d No.2314375
>>2314367
To enter 2020 on the far side of 200mph.
19f887 No.2314376
>>2314357
You should play sports.
>>2314360
Thanks.
>>2314366
That's not my kink though. I only like being sat on and stepped on as far as masochism goes.
6b6178 No.2314377
>>2314373
Good. I'll slap your shit if you die on me.
02168c No.2314378
>>2314370
Yeah, that would be gay.
dfd028 No.2314379
>>2314376
A don't see much of a difference
6b6178 No.2314380
>>2314375
I'm considering hanging myself for the 2020 festivities.
Old habits die hard!
8cb6bc No.2314381
>>2314354
Really makes me think.
>>2314358
Because no one was smart enough to fuck a golem/android.
26419d No.2314382
>>2314374
Heartfelt and mutual.
3db2f3 No.2314383
>>2314360
I want to know what anime that girl is from
>>2314370
Cool webm
I want to go racing someday, but I get carsick...
I thought you were girl
>>2314371
just like your face!
02168c No.2314384
>>2314381
>You need to be smart to stick your dick into something
69ef1d No.2314385
>>2314382
Wow, you're dirty.
69ef1d No.2314388
c7efc2 No.2314389
>>2314368
Reminds me of all the times i'd be the only one to volunteer to go up to detroit to visit family with my dad growing up.
>>2314372
Nothing can top any of the cuts on Folsom Prison but there was a non-live version i was fond of, but i might be misremembering.
Jak and Daxter, Kingdom Hearts, MGS, and Timesitters defined the household.
>>2314369
Im going to replay all the Metal Gears this month. I got stuck on a play through of 3 at the Fury.
3db2f3 No.2314391
>>2314376
no one wants to play football with me
>>2314386
Are you doing this on purpose you troll????????????/
>>2314387
if its you then it has to be cute <3
129d29 No.2314392
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19f887 No.2314395
>>2314379
There's a big difference between sadist and masochist.
8cb6bc No.2314403
>>2314384
Yes. Are you smart enough to fuck a thicc android?
c7efc2 No.2314404
>>2314372
Concern how?
I cant imagine why.
>>2314377
I'd not die on any of you fine, fellow and holy three if I can help it. God shall will me through this all by my own hands.
Gonna watch a couple episodes of Sherlock Hound tonight to keep up this wholesome feelin'.
19f887 No.2314445
>>2314444
They are literal opposites.
0e72d7 No.2314449
happy new years, /animus/ ♥
19f887 No.2314461
>>2314459
More like a zero.
19f887 No.2314468
>>2314462
No. The loser gay baby.
dfd028 No.2314469
>>2314468
Lmao
no i'm not
don't be rude