c56a96 No.2311365
ty Code monkey
for saving the servers from burning!
:)
a320d9 No.2313040
>>2313037
Jubilation to you, friend.
Hopefully it was nothing but wonderful.
572454 No.2313041
>>2313031
Only Revy is lying, not me
e7aaf5 No.2313043
>>2313037
Very old, but I don't mind it, after all it's just an existence process.
>>2313041
Lies.
6fbcd9 No.2313044
>>2313040
I worked all night and probably cried
There was no feasting or merrymaking
282dde No.2313047
This is too much for me even
a320d9 No.2313048
>>2313044
I am sorry to hear this.
How might I assuage your suffering?
572454 No.2313049
>>2313042
Long night
>>2313043
THere are some happening, yes
a320d9 No.2313050
>>2313046
Incredible photo shop.
e7aaf5 No.2313051
>>2313049
Lies, you just want it to happen, I'm pure.
282dde No.2313052
>>2313050
don't even lie to these nice people
572454 No.2313053
>>2313051
I don't even remember what it was
But if it is lewd, then yes I do
6fbcd9 No.2313055
>>2313041
I am a notorious liar and thief
>>2313043
I mind being alive
>>2313046
That doesn't sound like something squash would say
>>2313048
I don't know
Is it even possible to be without suffering?
a320d9 No.2313056
>>2313052
This is entrapment.
572454 No.2313057
>>2313054
And you're drunk
c56a96 No.2313058
>>2313045
huh?
>>2313049
what do you mean?
a320d9 No.2313060
>>2313055
Suffering is human.
To help others is to be of the humanities.
572454 No.2313061
>>2313058
a long night of work
is late
e7aaf5 No.2313062
>>2313055
Then you ought to be there to talk to me.
>>2313057
Maybe, possibly, or so.
405d6f No.2313063
>>2313058
The last of your 3 threads.
6fbcd9 No.2313064
>>2313060
Yes well
Humanity is not my calling
572454 No.2313065
>>2313062
Drunk sex?
Drunk sex.
282dde No.2313066
>>2313055
BRO LOOK HE SAID IT ASK SD AND CATO they are watching me take the screen caps
>>2313056
slet
>>2313065
Me and you Cato, fuckin Sd ;)
572454 No.2313067
>>2313066
You can sit on his face, I'll spread his legs
6fbcd9 No.2313068
>>2313062
Why
>>2313066
I mean, is there a penis next to your pussy?
That's the only way I can see that happening
c56a96 No.2313069
>>2313061
just a little grocery shopping
>>2313063
yeah, thought so
405d6f No.2313072
>>2313069
Make like 4 more
a320d9 No.2313075
>>2313071
It's fucking SLANDER
e7aaf5 No.2313078
>>2313065
LEWD!
>>2313066
Super lewd!
>>2313068
Because I want to know more, the story can't end here.
a320d9 No.2313079
>>2313076
LET ME MOVE TO MY ROOM SO YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY CUCK ROOM MATE OR WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM
282dde No.2313080
>>2313067
DONE
>>2313068
no I'm no HErm
>>2313071
I'll post another thing he said
>>2313078
not even, you like it
37ed77 No.2313082
>>2313079
>>2313080
You people sicken me.
282dde No.2313083
>>2313082
;)) I'm only a little girl
e7aaf5 No.2313085
>>2313080
You're the perv here!
>>2313083
???
6fbcd9 No.2313086
>>2313078
I never was good at telling stories
>>2313080
Can't imagine squash having sex with a girl
405d6f No.2313087
>>2313084
With the exact same op
282dde No.2313088
>>2313085
I am using caps of you just cuz
>>2313086
Some day
37ed77 No.2313090
>>2313083
>girl
I'm sickened even more.
6fbcd9 No.2313092
>>2313089
Once upon a time there was a very ugly barnacle
He was so ugly, that everyone died
The end
282dde No.2313093
>>2313090
always girl
>>2313091
it'll happen I'll try hard enough and he'll give in
might be rape but *shrug*
37ed77 No.2313095
>>2313093
Girls are literal trash.
e7aaf5 No.2313097
>>2313092
A better story!
>>2313093
???
c11325 No.2313098
>trying to make Squash straight
Oh dear
572454 No.2313100
>>2313084
What are you up to?
405d6f No.2313101
>>2313096
Thats pretty rude.
282dde No.2313103
6fbcd9 No.2313104
>>2313102
Sometimes boys are cute too
It's men that are the problem
But just in a general sense
My best friend probably qualifies as a man at this point but he's really cute
37ed77 No.2313105
>>2313103
Also
>150lbs
How are you fatter than me?
37ed77 No.2313106
>>2313104
Women are the problem.
282dde No.2313107
>>2313105
I'm not fat, I'm just not a stick boy
6fbcd9 No.2313108
>>2313106
Some women aren't cute but those ones are usually feminists
Never met a cute feminist
37ed77 No.2313110
>>2313107
You weigh more than 90% of the men who fought in WWII.
c56a96 No.2313111
>>2313100
relaxing here in thread
watching sodapopin stream a super scary game
eating gummy bears
sipping on arazona fruit punch
trying to stay warm in my thin blanket in this cold room
>>2313101
:<
37ed77 No.2313113
>>2313108
No, there has never been a cute women or good woman, ever.
282dde No.2313114
>>2313110
at least i'm a red head
37ed77 No.2313115
>>2313114
So how many people have you killed?
572454 No.2313116
Fuck you Revy, talk to me
>>2313111
what kind of gummy bears?
6fbcd9 No.2313118
>>2313109
One time, one of my friends who used to also be friends with my best friend managed to convince him to try and see if he could be in love with me
He decided it wouldn't work, but it was pretty hot
405d6f No.2313119
>>2313111
Please don't make fun of me like that.
Its not my fault my brain works so slow :(
c56a96 No.2313120
>>2313116
ordinary kind
>>2313119
*pat pat*
6fbcd9 No.2313121
>>2313116
Fuck me?
Only if you're not gentle
e7aaf5 No.2313122
>>2313118
That sounds good, but not a happy ending!
282dde No.2313123
>>2313115
my twin in utero
572454 No.2313124
>>2313120
Braaand?
>>2313121
Well yeah, that is the idea
6fbcd9 No.2313126
>>2313124
I could probably use a fuck
37ed77 No.2313127
>>2313123
Redheads were supposed to be crazier than this, I was led astray- Fat AND boring. Lame!
39dea8 No.2313128
282dde No.2313129
37ed77 No.2313131
>>2313129
How useless can a person be? Not even able to be entertaining- Cry for me at the very least you worthless whore.
6fbcd9 No.2313132
>>2313131
I'm pretty useless
People just like to take advantage of what I can do
405d6f No.2313134
Next time I need more (you)s I'll get Revy to type up something about killing myself for me.
572454 No.2313136
>>2313126
I'd be happy to oblige, too bad I just left the state.
How long has the current dry spell been?
>>2313130
Nerds!
6fbcd9 No.2313137
>>2313136
IDK like 3 years
37ed77 No.2313138
>>2313132
I wasn't talking to you, tranny.
>>2313133
>male traitors
I don't deal with turncoats.
572454 No.2313139
>>2313137
Yeah, you could definitely use a fuck
6fbcd9 No.2313141
>>2313138
Rude
>>2313139
I don't even know
Time is weird and fake
37ed77 No.2313142
>>2313141
Trannies don't deserve dignity.
c56a96 No.2313143
>>2313136
nerds are too crunchy
282dde No.2313144
>>2313138
uhg, who else is a girl in here. get them.
405d6f No.2313145
>>2313143
Just suck on them then
6fbcd9 No.2313146
>>2313142
You sound like everyone you've ever had sex with was thoroughly disappointed
Or you're one of those incels
37ed77 No.2313147
>>2313144
There are no other girls in here.
572454 No.2313148
>>2313141
Would you rather not get fucked?
>>2313143
but they taste good!
6fbcd9 No.2313149
>>2313144
Pretty sure all the girls here are either rping or trans
37ed77 No.2313150
>>2313146
I'm into men, not people with roast beef sandwiches instead of genitalia.
6fbcd9 No.2313151
>>2313148
I meant the timeline
Like
When was the last time I got with someone for realsies
282dde No.2313152
>asks SD if I can hold his hand in a big group of people so i don't get lost
>SD says only on one condition
>I ask what it is
>He says..
<Only if you hold it tight
6fbcd9 No.2313153
>>2313150
Well are you an incel or a disappointing lay?
c56a96 No.2313154
>>2313145
nah
>>2313148
eh.... not anymore
572454 No.2313156
>>2313151
But the longer it has been since, the more you'll need it
282dde No.2313159
>>2313155
;^^ it was cute asf
6fbcd9 No.2313160
>>2313156
Well it's certainly been too long
Probably have to tape my mouth shut to keep me from waking up the neighborhood
37ed77 No.2313161
>>2313153
>projection
I got laid last weekend.
569ae0 No.2313162
>>2313159
yeah I'm just meme'ing
572454 No.2313163
>>2313160
You would like being gagged, anyway
6fbcd9 No.2313164
>>2313161
So he was disappointed?
282dde No.2313165
37ed77 No.2313168
>>2313164
3 times now and he's still coming back but I'm not in his head. You one of those hons of I've heard so much about?
39dea8 No.2313169
11c0a6 No.2313171
6fbcd9 No.2313172
>>2313168
IDK I'm relatively cute in an androgynous kind of way but I don't have suitors lining up to go on dates
Definitely not the most cute but I don't think it's that bad
282dde No.2313173
>>2313167
my stomach hurts, and i'm having jaw problems. makes it hard to ear and it's 12:20 pm ;^^
569ae0 No.2313175
>>2313173
dang
unluckers
what's wrong with jaw? insert lewd joke
569ae0 No.2313176
>>2313173
>i'm having jaw problems
Even blackbelts have problems huh
c56a96 No.2313177
>>2313157
not if i dont get them
6fbcd9 No.2313178
>>2313170
I'll bring the rope
You got a taser?
>>2313174
Can't be a hon if I dress like a boy
282dde No.2313179
>>2313175
I have something wrong with the hinge on the left side, going to dentist this week then to see if i need head gear ;-;
>>2313176
that's gay~
but true
572454 No.2313181
>>2313178
I will by the time you get here
Anything else you want?
37ed77 No.2313182
>>2313178
Hey whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night.
569ae0 No.2313183
>>2313179
How is it gay?
And is it just hurting, sore, locking up?
405d6f No.2313184
>>2313177
Whats your favorite then ?
c56a96 No.2313185
>>2313184
depends on my mood
somedays i just want gummy bears
other days i want reeses
and some days i dont want any
698246 No.2313186
6fbcd9 No.2313187
>>2313181
Blindfold, whips, whatever else strikes your fancy
Candles
>>2313182
I'm a 3rd shifter I sleep during the day
405d6f No.2313188
>>2313185
Reese's Cup are probably my favorite candy.
I haven't had one in a long time though.
572454 No.2313189
>>2313187
I'll stop by a sex store and see what'll catch my eye
one of those ring gags would probably be fun
c56a96 No.2313190
>>2313188
yeah, too many of them at once can get a bit too peanut butter salty
and not be yummy anymore
405d6f No.2313191
>>2313190
Oh I never buy them in bulk.
282dde No.2313192
>>2313183
It hurts to eat, like bite down and it's not my teeth that hurt. Then if I chew too much or bite down too hard it'll lock up and it clicks when I bite down.
sucks man
37ed77 No.2313193
>>2313187
>not being a double shift 5 day hero
Pleb
c56a96 No.2313194
>>2313191
mhm
i just get some once in a while
569ae0 No.2313195
>>2313192
Yeah, definitely see the dentist about that. Hopefully it's just something minor.
6fbcd9 No.2313196
>>2313189
I don't bite too hard
I think I've only broken skin once or twice
405d6f No.2313197
>>2313194
Or else you'll get fat
c56a96 No.2313198
6fbcd9 No.2313199
>>2313193
I'm highly photosensitive
Even being awake during the daylight hurts me
405d6f No.2313200
>>2313198
Thats what happens
37ed77 No.2313201
>>2313199
Have you tried going outside ever, tubby?
6fbcd9 No.2313202
>>2313201
Yeah outside is nice as long as the sun is down
405d6f No.2313203
Revy has pimples on his butt
Everyone laugh
572454 No.2313205
>>2313196
Oh, so you fight back sometimes
Sounds like I will need to get extra restraints
6fbcd9 No.2313206
>>2313203
I did have mrsa once
Super painful
6fbcd9 No.2313208
>>2313205
It's no fun if I just ~let~ you do what you want
405d6f No.2313209
>>2313207
How much candy have you been eating ?
698246 No.2313210
>>2313194
Why does it say pizza on her coffee?
11c0a6 No.2313211
572454 No.2313212
>>2313208
That'll just make it even more rough
282dde No.2313213
>>2313195
i hope, but I am scared of the dentist.. it's been week with this.
>>2313203
i get those when i am stressed out for too long
569ae0 No.2313215
>>2313213
Nothing to fear, they just do their job. Hopefully you have a decent one like mine who has a tv hanging on the ceiling for you to play with.
6fbcd9 No.2313216
>>2313212
That's the idea
I will promise not to bite anywhere important, but if I draw blood it's mine and you can't have it back
c56a96 No.2313217
>>2313210
could be italian
>>2313209
not much
282dde No.2313218
>>2313214
it's true
>>2313215
no ;-; they just try to talk to me with their fingers in my mouth
569ae0 No.2313219
>>2313218
Oh, well yeah they do that do for some reason. Just do the basic yes or no grunt and listen to music or something.
405d6f No.2313220
>>2313217
You're supposed to bulk up for the winter.
>>2313218
Imagine having one of those pop on you during sex
405d6f No.2313222
>>2313221
Thats how you survive.
282dde No.2313223
>>2313219
the instruments are sharp ;-;
>>2313220
they don't pop, they are just red bumps
569ae0 No.2313224
>>2313223
They have to be.
But I doubt they will be very invasive in checking for the problem though.
405d6f No.2313225
>>2313223
Wouldn't that be more of a rash then ?
698246 No.2313226
>>2313217
Pizza flavored coffee
6fbcd9 No.2313227
>>2313223
Could be irritated hair follicles
I've definitely had razor burn, my skin is too delicate
c56a96 No.2313228
>>2313222
the air was soo cold outside
c56a96 No.2313229
>>2313226
pizzas making coffe
282dde No.2313230
>>2313224
ok.. I'll go on Wednesday.
>>2313225
i guessm you can scratch them and pop them if you squeeze hard enough tho. But they are sore when they can pop.
>>2313227
RAZOR burn makes sense
405d6f No.2313232
>>2313228
Its not really cold her but I do have my heater on
I can ignore the elements
>>2313230
Do you take a lot of baths ?
6fbcd9 No.2313233
>tfw nobody to call me a good girl and pat my head and cuddle
405d6f No.2313234
*pat pat*
You're such a good boy Lucker
569ae0 No.2313235
>>2313233
First step is being a good girl.
282dde No.2313236
>>2313231
my only weakness >///>
>>2313232
I love to sit in baths for hours and soak and fall asleep~
>>2313233
we can share :)
c56a96 No.2313237
569ae0 No.2313238
>>2313236
No other weaknesses, huh.
405d6f No.2313239
>>2313236
Thats probably why you have the problems you do.
>>2313237
You should buy a little personal heater.
6fbcd9 No.2313240
>>2313235
I didn't self harm last time I got super upset when my parents made me cry on Christmas and made me feel unloved and like a complete failure
405d6f No.2313243
>>2313241
You can get a cheap one for like 20 bucks.
569ae0 No.2313244
>>2313240
Good girls don't cry.
282dde No.2313245
>>2313238
if you rub my back that's another one but that's it.
>>2313239
my baths?
572454 No.2313246
>>2313242
the tail seems weird
6fbcd9 No.2313247
>>2313244
That's not true at all
569ae0 No.2313248
>>2313245
If you give me more snacks I can give a back massage.
>>2313247
They made a song about it, must be true.
c9de4b No.2313249
>>2313246
It's probably a buttplug
c56a96 No.2313251
>>2313243
i dunno where or wat they look like
6fbcd9 No.2313252
>>2313248
I did my best to not make a scene at the very least
Waited until I got home
405d6f No.2313253
>>2313251
Just google "Cheap personal heater"
572454 No.2313254
>>2313249
Too high
the artist just drew her with a tail
569ae0 No.2313255
>>2313252
Best I can do is a firm handshake.
6fbcd9 No.2313256
>>2313246
The butts at a weird angle because of pulling the skirt over it
6fbcd9 No.2313257
>>2313255
I don't want to shake your hand
572454 No.2313258
>>2313256
Still, i think it is too high for a pug despite how much better of an option that would be
569ae0 No.2313259
>>2313257
Good girls shake hands.
Man you're not selling that you want headpats and cuddles.
>/bed
6fbcd9 No.2313260
>>2313258
Oh it's definitely not a plug
>>2313259
I haven't shaken a hand in months
That's a boy thing
c56a96 No.2313261
>>2313253
ooooh~
wow they are so cheap!
:O
572454 No.2313262
>>2313260
Where is your tail plug?
405d6f No.2313263
>>2313261
Heating issue solved.
572454 No.2313264
>>2313261
Make sure not to burn down your house
5da67b No.2313265
Ha, look, its a faggot thread
c56a96 No.2313268
>>2313263
maybe next year...
>>2313264
how?
2c40ae No.2313270
hes calling you a faggot pony
572454 No.2313271
>>2313268
those heaters are basically just an open coil with a fan and grates on either side
if it shorts or the grates break, could burn something easily
572454 No.2313272
>>2313267
What the swede said
698246 No.2313273
got me a steak bake from greggs and a bottle of lucozade
c56a96 No.2313274
>>2313269
stores closed till next year
>>2313271
what if it's on the floor in the middle of the room
nothing around it?
405d6f No.2313275
>>2313274
Riot outside the store.
572454 No.2313277
>>2313274
the small cheap ones are about the size of your hand, so you probably want it close
405d6f No.2313278
>>2313276
Games ?
They only have one game I thought
c56a96 No.2313279
>>2313277
what about the ones sized small trash can?
c56a96 No.2313280
>>2313278
they have(had?) a board game?
572454 No.2313281
>>2313279
hmm, this would work
405d6f No.2313282
>>2313280
That doesn't count.
5355b9 No.2313284
Ban is that from as doujin?
5da67b No.2313287
5da67b No.2313289
Scam someone.
Pretend to be a girl.
Send them nudes.
Illicit financial gain.
What could go wrong?
569ae0 No.2313290
i'm tired as fug but my mind won't shut off
39dea8 No.2313292
>>2313284
title is literally at the bottom
サマそ！2 is the name
or just サマそ
698246 No.2313294
The melon is a mass of adipose tissue found in the forehead of all toothed whales. It focuses and modulates the animal's vocalizations and acts as a sound lens. It is thus a key organ involved in communication and echolocation.
5355b9 No.2313295
>>2313293
gross
>>2313292
lmao thanks japanon
5da67b No.2313297
Dog fuckers, should be culled.
2c40ae No.2313298
5da67b No.2313299
Exactly. Cull all those furry bastards.
5355b9 No.2313300
is that casper or that trap swedish poster?
401b67 No.2313301
show me your ass swedish slut
c9de4b No.2313302
Women doesn't actually makes the sound "kya" during sex
39dea8 No.2313304
>>2313302
thats because youre pronouncing it with a danish accent
5355b9 No.2313305
>>2313302
you gotta stick it in the pooper
trust
569ae0 No.2313306
>>2313295
you posted it nibba
5355b9 No.2313308
>>2313306
jk post more porn
also Id destroy you with isabella in smash ultimate
569ae0 No.2313309
>>2313308
>I'd destroy you
hahahahahahahaha
c56a96 No.2313310
>>2313285
leeg is the only leeg
5355b9 No.2313311
>>2313309
I bet you play incenroar you fuckin furry lmao
405d6f No.2313312
>>2313310
Well at least its better than all the other mobas
hots is dead
569ae0 No.2313313
>>2313311
why would I tell you and let you practice against my best characters?
fuckin noob lmao
405d6f No.2313314
I can't wait for goku in smash.
401b67 No.2313316
i wanna wape a dinosaur
im gonna wape 02!!!!!
401b67 No.2313318
Eeeoh too!! ! Eoooh too!!
5355b9 No.2313319
698246 No.2313320
The melon is structurally part of the nasal apparatus and comprises most of the mass tissue between the blowhole and the tip of the snout.
569ae0 No.2313321
>>2313319
peach has the strongest FS in the game
but she's not that strong
401b67 No.2313324
>>2313323
post your best xplosion
282dde No.2313326
569ae0 No.2313327
b459b8 No.2313328
ab53ba No.2313332
770d30 No.2313334
Dont go to 2019 people, I'm already here and everything is WRONG
405d6f No.2313335
>>2313334
I'm not worried as long as i'm not going into it sober.
770d30 No.2313336
>>2313335
All the dogs are barking!
Explosions are going off!
These are the end of times!
f00db1 No.2313337
>>2312936
It was a bunch of guys trying to get into someone's apartment
>>2312937
That's like everyone's favorite girl body type
ab53ba No.2313338
>>2313337
send me your rumia folder
e724af No.2313339
>>2313336
>These are the end of times!
Oh praise the Lord! It's about damn time.
405d6f No.2313340
>>2313336
Blow something up and make your dogs start barking.
f00db1 No.2313341
>>2313338
its not done yet :*
5da67b No.2313342
f00db1 No.2313344
>>2313342
I'm so happy they fired the head coach
ab53ba No.2313346
>>2313341
when do you finish it? can i have a copy then? :o
f00db1 No.2313348
>>2313345
I wish...
>>2313346
I don't know anon...
Rumia has always been close to my heart
ab53ba No.2313349
>>2313348
yuh i can see why too
how u been?
405d6f No.2313350
>>2313348
You can change that
f00db1 No.2313351
>>2313349
i'm like rumia irl
a bunch of guys knocked on my door last night and I didn't open...
But now I regret it...
I could have had so much fun with them.
I would have opened if it was just one guy, you know?
>>2313350
I fill up too fast
There's no space in my tummy...
405d6f No.2313352
>>2313351
Eat things that are bad for you.
f00db1 No.2313353
>>2313352
bad things are expensive
like an anus burger from Mikkie D's is like $10
f00db1 No.2313357
During the day she travels through the air while covering herself in darkness
the only down side is she can't see where she's going
405d6f No.2313358
>>2313353
bad stuff is cheap
f00db1 No.2313359
When she sees a human exploring the forest she pretends to be a lost girl and starts crying.
She lures the human to a far away place
ab53ba No.2313360
>>2313351
what would you have done with them?
f00db1 No.2313361
then she covers them in darkness and brutally eats them
f00db1 No.2313362
>>2313358
Heh like what?
>>2313360
i would have turned them into art
5da67b No.2313363
ab53ba No.2313364
405d6f No.2313365
>>2313362
Eat nothing but cheesy potatoes
You'll start gaining
f00db1 No.2313366
She'll eat every part of their flesh, skin, eyes, brain, innards. Nothing goes to waste because she doesn't know when she'll get another opportunity like that
f00db1 No.2313367
>>2313363
no you...
>>2313364
its very lewd...
>>2313365
A smol bag of cheese doodles is like $2, fuck living in NYC
5da67b No.2313368
f00db1 No.2313369
Unfortunately she's always hungry and she may have eaten 1000's of humans
f00db1 No.2313370
>>2313368
Come to my house
f00db1 No.2313371
This is how you kiss a girl from behind
b02274 No.2313372
Gonna wish you cunts a Happy New Year because I won't be at my computer at that time. Spending New Year's with my mum. Gonna get a phall and a few cans of cider.
f00db1 No.2313374
>>2313372
Yay happy New Year <3
>>2313373
I want to hangout with you~
b02274 No.2313375
>>2313373
Any new Year's resolutions?
>>2313374
*pat pat*
Hope you have fun. I'm trying to relearn playing Tropico 4.
405d6f No.2313378
>>2313367
potatoes can't cost a lot
ab53ba No.2313379
>>2313367
.///. can i see/watch next time you do?
b02274 No.2313380
>>2313377
Play more videogames other than Dota2, complete Tropico 4 then skip 5 and buy 6.
Complete Danganropa's extra mode.
5da67b No.2313381
f00db1 No.2313382
g2g
>>2313375
ow... don't pat so hard...
-hug-
games are a hassle ><
>>2313376
Yayy we're going to have so much fun~
>>2313378
Normal potats don't cost a lot here
Like a 5 pound bag for $2
But even then I can't eat that much lol
>>2313379
I don't know... its a little embarrassing... and i'm quite shy...
just please don't interfere...
6fd7bf No.2313383
>>2313380
Happy new year brother.
ab53ba No.2313384
b02274 No.2313385
>>2313381
skeet skeet
>>2313382
Sorry, I'm heavy handed.
Games are indeed a hassle, I got loads of games that I haven't even touched.
One called Cultist Simulator, where you build your very own cult and summon monsters and shit.
b02274 No.2313386
>>2313383
Hope college works out for you. I don't know what to do with myself with this holiday, just been sleeping all day.
6fd7bf No.2313387
>>2313386
I envy you, that's what I want to do as well. Every waking moment feels painful. My new year's resolution was to make at least one friend in college but I decided that was unrealistic, now it's just not to drop out.
569ae0 No.2313388
I stayed up all night but I'm still not tired
what do
b02274 No.2313390
>>2313387
Oh don't be like that, I'm sure you'd make plenty friends. You never know who you gonna meet up with. I don't know how I got friends in college, just clicked with the weirdos.
b02274 No.2313392
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2313389
On my way to groom your crops for Steam Trading Cards.
b02274 No.2313393
>>2313391
Dinner time is a good way to make friends, since you all are sitting with one another.
6fd7bf No.2313394
>>2313393
You mean at the cafeteria? I sat alone.
ab53ba No.2313395
>>2313388
jerk off and pass out or go on a run
the obvious choices
569ae0 No.2313396
>>2313395
I can't run i'm disabled
already jerked off
now what
405d6f No.2313399
>>2313398
will you get drunk and play video games with me later ?
faed3b No.2313400
>>2313399
I'm getting drunk and listening to weeb music, which I plan to continue on until midnight PST-ish.
Any other day I'd take you up on that offer.
ab53ba No.2313401
>>2313396
disabled?!?
uh idk do it again??
405d6f No.2313402
>>2313400
ah
I'm going to sleep before I start drinking
faed3b No.2313403
>>2313402
I fuck my sleep schedule so I could wake up ~3 hours ago.
It's 1:30am.
Gotta celebrate the whole period where it's turning new years somewhere, that's the real nigga new years day.
b02274 No.2313404
>>2313394
I used to sit alone myself, people came to me. I don't know, I make friends just by chatting. I'm sure you can too.
But if you're not that bothered having friends, is all good. I just wish the best for you, hope you're not lonely. ;w;
405d6f No.2313405
>>2313403
I got invited to go to a casino tonight with some people
I think i'm just going to blow it off and get drunk and play video games instead
faed3b No.2313406
>>2313405
Who goes to casino for new years
405d6f No.2313407
>>2313406
I dunno
I never have
I've gone gambling a lot this year though
A cigar makes you feel powerful
569ae0 No.2313408
>>2313401
i'm in the early stages of arthritis
the really painful stage
but my dick says no
faed3b No.2313409
>>2313407
Not the best feeling to have while someone's trying to make you risk away all your money
>>2313408
>the really painful stage
Does it get less so later on or something?
405d6f No.2313410
>>2313409
Next you're gonna start telling me not to drink while doing it.
faed3b No.2313411
>>2313410
I mean you might as well but that doesn't make it a *good* idea.
405d6f No.2313412
>>2313411
I only bring a set amount of money in with me.
I can't lose more than i'm already prepared to lose.
6fd7bf No.2313413
>>2313404
I'm very lonely. I want to make friends, I just have trouble with it. I don't like speaking my country's language.
faed3b No.2313414
>>2313412
forgive me if I don't have horrifically high belief in your ability to not go get addicted to dumb shit like gambling.
405d6f No.2313415
>>2313414
I just said i'm not going though.
569ae0 No.2313416
>>2313409
no lmao
I don't fucking know
I'm sleep deprived
it's a life sentence of pain from my understanding
EZ
faed3b No.2313417
wow I ate way too much earlier
I can barely get tipsy and I just threw up. It was pretty much all completely undigested spaghetti.
What a weird fucking feeling let me tell you
5da67b No.2313418
ab53ba No.2313419
>>2313408
:( i hope you find some way to relieve that pain, sounds horrible nez-e
>>2313415
hey wanna come gamble at my casino in norcal?
also the trick is to play card games and do like 25% plays on hands you know you have a chance of winning.
faed3b No.2313420
>>2313416
Damn, I wanted some dank meme about giving your kids arthritis early to get it out of the way or something.
faed3b No.2313421
>>2313418
Not even, I feel 100% fine.
Part of why it felt so weird
5da67b No.2313422
>>2313421
Bad spaget. More alcogol required.
b02274 No.2313423
>>2313413
Aw fuck, I don't know how to allievate your problem. That's like me hating speaking English.
Come to my country, I'll make you loads of friends. :3
6fd7bf No.2313424
>>2313423
That's be nice. I only signed up for college to get a job and make money for a plane ticket.
405d6f No.2313425
>>2313419
Thats like a 16 hour drive
no thanks
>>2313417
lmao
faed3b No.2313426
>>2313415
You always imply more control over your own actions than you have.
405d6f No.2313427
>>2313426
Baseless accusations
b02274 No.2313428
>>2313424
Holla holla, get that dollah.
Soon as I move out of this accomadation, you could totes live with me if ya wanted.
I make a shit roommate though.
6fd7bf No.2313429
>>2313428
Thank you. That's very heart warming to hear right on new year's eve.
569ae0 No.2313430
>>2313419
only reason i'm walking is injecting low dose of cancer meds lmaoooo
nah i'm just perma pain baby
>>2313420
too tired for witty jokes
ab53ba No.2313431
>>2313425
i think me to LA is like 12 or 13 lol wtf
uwu i get it u dont want to meet up its ok im not doing anything without you anyway!
lmao sleep time
405d6f No.2313433
>>2313431
night
>>2313432
I have perfect self control.
My mind and will are hard like iron.
faed3b No.2313434
>>2313433
You have so little will it wraps back around into maximum will.
5da67b No.2313435
Nezi is a constant pain ngl
b02274 No.2313436
>>2313429
No probs. It would be nice to have some company, I think. Plus you could totes play all my games.
faed3b No.2313437
>>2313430
Make them less witty then
6fd7bf No.2313438
>>2313436
It would be great to have you teach me the ropes. And then I'd play with your controller if you know what I mean.
b02274 No.2313440
>>2313438
LEWD, but I approve.
Yeah, I got like 200 games, there has to be something you'd like. Shame you have meds you can't drink with. Don't worry, we could just drink energy drinks, got loads of them in the fridge. Plus would totes introduce you to my DnD group, there is 7 instant friends right there.
I'm not sure how I'd teach you dota2 though, I changed the hotkeys so I move the camera with WASD now.
faed3b No.2313441
>>2313439
It's like
You just accept everything which means you want everything that happens which means you have perfect will or something
idk imagine I said something like this but it was less aggressive and faux offensive than it seems to be coming off, that wasn't the intention here
6fd7bf No.2313442
>>2313440
Thank you for being so nice.
569ae0 No.2313443
>>2313435
xD
>>2313437
i'll come up wit something then
xdddd
405d6f No.2313444
>>2313441
Its like you've got firm grip on my ego now and your stroking it up and down.
I'm about yo nut
faed3b No.2313445
>>2313444
idk
I'm just talkin nigga
I don't mean to offend you OR stroke your dick, but I don't think most people would take that as a compliment. I certainly wouldn't.
>>2313443
haha lol xd
b02274 No.2313446
>>2313442
It's ok. I don't see why people have to be so nasty.
I've seen on some CCTV footage that a man shits in his hand and throws it on the floor. Like jesus christ that's the death of civilisation right there.
https://youtu.be/hrVOTmSiUmg?t=148
Like look at this barbarian, he doesn't even squat, he just reaches to his ass and throws a turd on the floor. I'd use this against God's existence.
6fd7bf No.2313448
>>2313446
There's a lot of darkness, try to watch nice stuff to have a happy beginning of the year.
405d6f No.2313449
>>2313445
It doesn't bother me.
b02274 No.2313450
>>2313448
Nah, just watch Charlie Brooker's yearly screenwipe and see how fucked everything is. TV sucks.
This is why I prefer videogames.
faed3b No.2313451
405d6f No.2313453
>>2313451
And people try to tell me i'm mad ?
Can you believe them ?
faed3b No.2313454
>>2313453
Maybe they mean you're a madcunt
405d6f No.2313455
>>2313454
I voted for myself in that category
I don't think anyone else did
5da67b No.2313456
faed3b No.2313457
>>2313455
How fucking full of yourself, smh
405d6f No.2313458
>>2313457
Not voting for yourself in everything is a mistake.
faed3b No.2313459
>>2313458
Real cunts don't need to tho
405d6f No.2313460
>>2313459
The biggest snake always votes for himself.
faed3b No.2313461
>>2313460
My dick has never voted for itself
faed3b No.2313463
>>2313462
Happy new year, faggot
405d6f No.2313464
>>2313463
Its new years eve dummy
i'm gonna go sleep for like 5 hours and then go to the store
faed3b No.2313465
>>2313464
not here, and fuck u ur timezone a shit
enjoy
faed3b No.2313467
d36729 No.2313468
Happy New Year, threaders <3
708c33 No.2313469
>>2313466
Phone confiscated, I'm still kickin'.
faed3b No.2313470
>>2313468
Happy new years, fagget
0bd75b No.2313471
>>2313469
Thank god, I miss you. I was about to start whining but if I'm right about the context surrounding your phone you must be going through a hard time.
d36729 No.2313472
>>2313470
wow jeez.
just gimme a <3
708c33 No.2313475
>>2313471
"The beatings shall continue until the financial situation improves".
Its ironic because I need my phone to apply for employment and see my prospects from previous inquiries.
Things will be ok. Fucked but stable. Its nothing.
5da67b No.2313476
Should probably beat you harder tbh.
0bd75b No.2313477
>>2313475
You could call the police and report them for assault.
11c0a6 No.2313478
>>2313469
who can or would confiscate an adults phone
5da67b No.2313479
d36729 No.2313480
Daddy can confiscate all sorts of things
faed3b No.2313482
>>2313472
Always so desperate for hearts.
708c33 No.2313483
>>2313477
If i had any photos I'd post the most bemused looking one.
Your naivete is admirable.
a320d9 No.2313484
>>2313483
What is going on?
d36729 No.2313486
>>2313481
I've been good!
>>2313482
C'mon I was crying. Gibbe a heart.
faed3b No.2313487
>>2313483
If you are genuinely being hit you have that ability and he is far from the naive one here.
708c33 No.2313488
>>2313478
>t. doesn't have abusive family dynamics
Think more along the lines of feudalism than traditional familial interplay.
You're a lot more willing to buy into these social dynamics when there's a realistic threat of being shot/severely beaten and having the local authorities take you away, with a small amount of blackmail mixed in.
faed3b No.2313489
>>2313486
Fine, geez.
<3
Why crying?
5da67b No.2313490
>>2313486
That's my girl, just getting ready for family related social activities.
708c33 No.2313491
>>2313484
[internal screaming]
Nothing that won't be resolved in due time.
>>2313485
Its ok. Im just not in the best legal standing and on top of that, these sorts of things are not worth inflicting upon myself and my family. The best outcome would be I'm back in jail after about an hour of everyone getting talked at by police and thoroughly roused tp anger.
>>2313487
Years of training means nobody leaves bruises anymore and context is everything.
a320d9 No.2313492
>>2313491
Why are you being abused because of finances.
11c0a6 No.2313493
>>2313488
gonna assume you're being vague for a reason and politely won't pry. whatever the case, regular exercise and proper sleep does the mind a world of good, if your body doesn't have anything stopping it from making those part of your life.
faed3b No.2313494
>>2313491
The context is that you're being abused. The law is on your side here. Any assumptions to the contrary are simply incorrect and fostered by said abuse.
0bd75b No.2313495
>>2313491
Where are you spending New Year's? Should I give you my best wishes now?
>>2313493
Jesus
11c0a6 No.2313496
>>2313495
did I make a stupid again
d36729 No.2313497
>>2313489
Personal reasons. Sorry I won't let it happen again x_x
>>2313490
ooh neat. Have some good food for me. I'm staying in bed all day.
faed3b No.2313498
>>2313497
No reason to apologize.
*pat*
0bd75b No.2313499
>>2313496
Just platitudes.
708c33 No.2313500
>>2313492
For highly justifiable reasons and cyclical moods of my dear forebears.
It'll be fine.
>>2313493
I would go out to the park and spend the day walking but its a fine, blustery and gray rainy day so most likely I'm going to park somewhere for a few hours and stew. Might borrow the bookstore's wifi.
Full context is shameful.
>>2313494
What Johnny Law abides by isn't always correct.
a320d9 No.2313501
>>2313500
How much do you owe them?
11c0a6 No.2313502
>>2313499
you'd be surprised how much falls in line after you can guarantee regular exercise and sleep
a320d9 No.2313503
I should start going to the track in town.
708c33 No.2313504
>>2313495
Home. Itll be fine.
faed3b No.2313505
>>2313500
see >>2313494
You are simply incorrect. Due to various malicious conditioning, both by whatever abusers and your culture at large. The cops aren't out to get you. I have no interest in continuing this argument beyond this point.
708c33 No.2313506
>>2313501
Thousands at this point. Mea culpa
a320d9 No.2313507
>>2313506
Any way I can help?
0bd75b No.2313508
>>2313502
Unsurprisingly, advice given by normalfags only help if your problems are as trivial as a normalfag's.
>>2313504
I'm asking if you'll be around by 12, or I should tell you happy new year now.
faed3b No.2313510
11c0a6 No.2313511
>>2313500
pretty sure I could go toe for toe with you in terms of shamefulenss.
don't stew if you can help it. just take in the wind and the weather.
f00db1 No.2313512
>>2313384
bye-bye <3
>>2313385
i wish i was a game so you play me
e0e44c No.2313514
>>2313510
at least I am not an australian c:
708c33 No.2313515
>>2313505
Two outcomes
1. Everything turns out better than expected but gratzi, you've legally fucked with your aging parents and now you're homeless with nothing more than the clothes on your back
2. Everything backfires, probation revoked, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
On top of how ungodly hard it is to prove abuse
Its a shit idea not worth the thought.
5da67b No.2313517
>>2313497
Get some chillaxing going on, doesnt sound so fab! I will give it a go and eat and drink to excess! yiss!
708c33 No.2313518
>>2313507
Nothing that'd be more meaningful than bein' good company. You've already done enough.
>>2313508
I'll be in contact around 12, yeah.
Stop bullying him. Its basic advice i still ignore so its still valid in that basic self-care way. Stop aggrandizing these things.
>>2313511
I'll probably grab a book and listen to the patter in the car.
a320d9 No.2313519
>>2313518
If it comes down to it I can talk to my room mate about maybe arranging a place for you to stay. I don't need you on the streets getting into trouble.
d36729 No.2313520
my new shoes are so dank.
faed3b No.2313521
>>2313514
I wasn't complaining, I asking who you WERE
>>2313515
It is generally far easier than the majority of crimes.
faed3b No.2313522
>>2313520
sounds worrying
you'll get trench foot
170612 No.2313523
I like norway people, they're cute
e0e44c No.2313524
>>2313521
no need to be RUDE about it
0bd75b No.2313525
>>2313518
You know hearing the same things a thousand times gets tiring.
faed3b No.2313526
>>2313523
Same but with dutchfags
>>2313524
It's not being RUDE it's just asking QUESTIONS
11c0a6 No.2313527
>>2313508
not a normalfag, but asides from being lucky enough to have a support network I didn't earn, and calm and patience that comes from the things I suggest are sincere and not oblivious to the general context of what little I know of Chaps tendencies, some of which I'm sure I share
>>2313513
-pet pet-
5da67b No.2313528
People should beat their children
>>2313520
show
170612 No.2313529
>>2313526
I can agree with that! how many do you know?
d36729 No.2313531
>>2313528
I mean I've gotta get dressed up for new years (I guess) but these might be a little much tbh lol
faed3b No.2313532
>>2313529
Not nearly enough. I just see them show up here occasionally and cute up the place.
e0e44c No.2313533
>>2313526
you sure asked it rudely!
faed3b No.2313534
>>2313533
Hello, Norwegian anonymous, who are you and how has your day been so far?
708c33 No.2313536
>>2313519
I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm not runnin' around any streets. Worst that happens is i grab a paper application.
>>2313521
My dealings with the legal system put things generally at odds against me. And what the fuck are they going to do to an old couple?
Its pettily sadistic at best.
>>2313525
Whats even worse is hearing them a thousand times and never following through.
e0e44c No.2313537
>>2313534
Iam fine thanks I woke up and had bakafeast and considering having some candy too
d36729 No.2313538
170612 No.2313539
>>2313532
I think they're all too busy lighting fireworks, I hear a bang like every 2 seconds..
11c0a6 No.2313540
>>2313518
what book? also I mean it.
>>2313530
I get in trouble for liking you
5da67b No.2313541
>>2313538
My shoes? hol' up
0bd75b No.2313542
>>2313527
I knew you'd miss the point. I wasn't calling you a normalfag, I was defining what platitudes are.
a320d9 No.2313543
>>2313536
Do you have a more private avenue to speak?
I feel like this isn't the best place.
faed3b No.2313544
>>2313537
Anon you can't just have candy for breakfast.
>>2313539
Isn't it like mid afternoon there, or something?
Sounds too early for fireworks.
f00db1 No.2313545
>>2313540
me too but i can't help it
people think you're a bad influence on me
d36729 No.2313546
170612 No.2313547
>>2313544
it's 7pm here and completely dark! they should be comfy inside instead
b459b8 No.2313548
>>2313546
Uwaaaaah! I’ll see what comes of tonight
faed3b No.2313549
>>2313547
Huh, so it is.
Comfy dark and cold does sound superior. Wish it was that here.
d36729 No.2313550
11c0a6 No.2313551
>>2313542
by implication you're calling me abnormal ;~;
I seriously believe life is 20x easier if you have those constants
>>2313545
>
e0e44c No.2313553
>>2313544
I had normal food first of course
170612 No.2313554
>>2313549
isn't it night time over there? (I totally didn't google that)
f00db1 No.2313555
708c33 No.2313559
>>2313543
Im putting discord on this thing, give a moment.
>>2313540
I know, I know.
Trying to finish up Don Quixote.
Also
>nordcucks
f00db1 No.2313581
>>2313565
There's a new thread