9db64b No.2305917
Happy Yule
Let the blood of infants flood the streets of Bethlehem
9db64b No.2305922
>>2305921
Who dat
Is it like Catdog
b7a24d No.2305923
>>2305921
And you're a bitch.
So many breeds of dogs and you chose to be a m-u-t-t
e6f230 No.2305925
b6aa41 No.2305926
>>2305921
Getting any dog smaller than a cat means you should just cut your own testicles off and fix them for whatever you're feeding your bitch since you obviously must be doing the cooking too.
9db64b No.2305927
>>2305924
The most aggressive dog breed
>>2305925
Evidently we have different concepts of "early"
e6f230 No.2305928
>>2305927
mhm urs is too soon
b2d575 No.2305929
I still don't get why people care about image limit.
You just click the link.
It's not like it adds any tedium to posting.
7c1e54 No.2305930
>>2305923
>I get to live longer and be stronger
Mk
>>2305926
Boy howdy I sure do love a dog that shivers constantly and can easily be kicked by any intruders into my house.
>>2305927
Statistically?
2747b9 No.2305931
A NEW THREAD FOR A OLD BOY.
GONNA DOUBLE DOWN ON THE DRINKS BOYOS, LET'S MIX OUR DRINKS WITH INFANT BLOOD FOR EXTRA PEP
1ff431 No.2305932
>>2305919
hmm.. well was it something violent?
is it one of those mean chihuahua or like one of the cuter, long-haired ones?
e6f230 No.2305933
b6aa41 No.2305934
>>2305930
How about a dog you have to avoid killing by accident all the time? Woops I stepped on it, and it died.
1ff431 No.2305935
b2d575 No.2305936
German Sheps are the superior dog.
7c1e54 No.2305937
>>2305934
That's what the incessant barking is for.
b6aa41 No.2305938
>>2305937
I would literally rather just get a bird.
1ff431 No.2305939
i had a german shep drag my best friend at the time down half my street so.. yeah. i'm scared of most dogs now
1ff431 No.2305940
birds literally just shit all over ur stuff tho
7c1e54 No.2305941
>>2305938
I fucking hate birds too, for that very reason.
9db64b No.2305942
>>2305928
That's le subjective
Don't get sassy with me or ur getting Steam coal for xmas
>>2305929
I feel like a new thread at around 200 images is pretty normal but ultimately it's a matter of opinion and all rules are just a meme
>>2305930
Idk, I was kind of meme-ing
b7a24d No.2305943
>>2305930
Id rather have a gun than a big ass dog. Much more effective. Merry Christmas btw. Wat u want.
>>2305932
Long haired pure boi. They hate what they can't be, qt.
Yee.
b2d575 No.2305944
Bad dogs come from bad owners.
b6aa41 No.2305945
>>2305939
You just have to be strong and aggressive enough to control them, its not all about physical strength but you DO have to be more powerful than your dog and they DO have to view you as a superior. It is just how things go.
b2d575 No.2305946
>>2305942
As long as I don't have to bother making them.
91981c No.2305947
>>2305908
exactly. It's easier when you have a gf/bf but then dealing with that person on top of it is another story on top of it all.
>>2305909
I always had it pushed at me in the religious way so it has me with a bias. It just looks insane from the outside now since some people that don't read anything just read that like it's a driver's manual.
>>2305912
yeah i'm sure the judge would have a set reaction/answer to that. something about duty and small price and justice and such to pay for a stamp.
>>2305914
That does look like a lot of rum. Sounds interesting and something for a fun-night-starter.
I remember i used to mainly have cheap stuff to drink like night train and boones farm. then after a while just regular beer. then heineken. Sometimes a change up.
7c1e54 No.2305948
>>2305942
I see.
>>2305943
I'd rather have a dog that could shoot a gun.
I dunno, a job that doesn't need me to work 60+ hour weeks and be on call but also pays the same.
b7a24d No.2305949
>>2305930
A smart intruder kills the dog 100% of the time.
>>2305941
>I fucking hate birds too
Friendship ended with Tracer
Now crows are my best friend
1ff431 No.2305950
>>2305943
OOOH!!! nice desu ne
well are you still violent?
>>2305944
mmhm rescue dogs are bad lol
>>2305945
I know that now, but I was 6.
>>2305947
well yeah but sex and cuddling and financial help it's def. easier as a couple rather than a family.
b2d575 No.2305951
>>2305947
My family is pretty hard core religious. Not like, push it on everyone, but just that's how they live their life. I think the books should be taken with a grain of salt.
I haven't been a Christian for like, 12 years, but I still go to church when I can.
>>2305950
They aren't though. Not all rescues are bad.
b6aa41 No.2305952
>>2305950
welcome to the club, ive had dogs floor my ass when i was trying to walk them all growing up, often skinning my legs and ending up sort of bloody
dogs can be pretty strong
2747b9 No.2305953
Thank god that I got my barcadi and coke, or else I would've starved since shops are closed for xmas.
b7a24d No.2305954
>>2305948
Gonna have to ask Santa to put out of your misery then.
>>2305950
Only in bed. Hope you like biting the pillow or my neck.
9db64b No.2305955
>>2305946
Don't u want to make dog-themed threads
>>2305948
>I'd rather have a dog that could shoot a gun.
So Squash in a fur suit? Idk if he's shot a gun before but he does have fingers
1ff431 No.2305956
>>2305951
I know. I'm riling you up cause I know you <3 doggos.
I miss my rotty tho real talk.
>>2305952
mmhm
>>2305954
I enjoy both^^
also wow, hnngh.
9db64b No.2305957
Do restaurants tend to be open today
I don't remember
7c1e54 No.2305958
>>2305949
>A smart intruder kills the dog 100% of the time.
Because a smart intruder will risk further evidence being left on scene by wasting time on killing an animal.
Eh, crows and ravens are alright. Only because of how smart they are.
>>2305954
Sounds good.
>>2305955
I said a dog, not a bitch.
1ff431 No.2305959
>>2305957
some. most places that are close early.
b2d575 No.2305960
>>2305955
I don't like making threads.
>>2305956
*Grumbles*
1ff431 No.2305961
e6f230 No.2305962
>>2305942
not like im getting anything at all this year.
b2d575 No.2305964
>>2305962
Didn't Nezi offer to buy your Steam wishlist?
1ff431 No.2305965
b2d575 No.2305966
You know what I really want for the holidays?
Flannels. I fucking love flannels. Like, 3/4 of my closet is full of them.
1ff431 No.2305967
Do I really have to buy you another vidya Luka?
goddam it
1ff431 No.2305968
2747b9 No.2305970
>>2305957
Some mad fuckers would be open.
I know pubs will be open on christmas day.
Nothing closes a pub in England.
e6f230 No.2305971
>>2305964
i'm pretty sure he was just toying with me. like most other people do to me...
b2d575 No.2305972
>>2305968
Back when I had braces as a kid I would come back from my couches office in elementary looking like I just ate a shag carpet.
b7a24d No.2305973
>>2305958
Yeah, there's not going to be any significant evidence left if you kill a fuckin dog, only the proof that you'll be cruel enough kill a dog.
>they're alright
Absolutely good taste. Truth posters in this thread rn.
b2d575 No.2305974
>>2305971
I'll get you like, a $5 LoL skin, but that's about all I'm tossing out there.
e6f230 No.2305975
91981c No.2305976
>>2305950
true. staying a couple can be a task, especially after long periods.
>>2305951
The people in my family are loosely religious but that's how society seems to be in general. I have a friend that's religious but he got married when he got a lot older than most do that want a family. I lost track of him. He was the biggest religious person i knew besides my baby momma's parents who are televangelist christians that don't go to church.
>>2305957
BK works. Get the BOGO whopper coupons out.
e6f230 No.2305977
>>2305974
i just need to keep playing Nexus Blitz till i have enough for Golden Akali
b2d575 No.2305978
>>2305976
Some people in religion are too stringent for me.
Like if you're religious, cool. If that's ALL you are then I really don't know if I want to be around someone like that.
b2d575 No.2305979
>>2305977
Didn't you get the pass?
I feel like that gets plenty of tokens fast.
2747b9 No.2305980
>>2305979
Wish I had a bong to share with a friend and then go to coffee.
1ff431 No.2305981
>>2305976
it can be but that's why I want to just ask all the q's upfront nowadays lol
nice pic
9db64b No.2305982
>>2305958
That's sexist
>>2305959
That's what I was thinking
Technically it's not EVE yet (but it is in Bethlehem so my thread isn't early in that regard either)
>>2305960
Ur the main person whose job it is to make /animus/ slightly furry
The other furries shy away from admitting their desire to fuck dogs
>>2305970
I don't have much food at home right now but there will always be gas stations at least
I should go to the UK some day
>>2305976
Fast food is gross uwu
e6f230 No.2305983
>>2305979
according to this chart
>
i should have over 1138 by today
but right now, i only actually have 630-ish
b2d575 No.2305984
>>2305980
Use my ass as a bong.
7c1e54 No.2305985
>>2305973
I have a job related story, actually. Was a board up I had to do in palm bay. Guy broke into a house and stole a bunch of shit from this guys house. TV/jewelry/electronics. Guy stabbed the small 6 pound dog with a pair of scissors before he left. Dog started making noise and the neighbor heard it. Saw the nig leaving the house and called the cops.
The nig matched the description of a kid that was under parole. So they went to his house and they said they were going to inspect his residence. Lo and behold the kid left all the shit he stole in his closet.
They threw the book at him. I'm going to see if I can find his story actually. It's been a few years.
b2d575 No.2305986
>>2305982
What's surprising is how many of you anime posters admitted to having sexual interest in animals ti me after I got outed.
>>2305983
Unlucky.
9db64b No.2305987
>>2305962
Sorry missed this
I'm sure there's a nice coal emoji on Steam :^)
2747b9 No.2305988
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>>2305982
I got 4 packets of instant noodles, 2 cans of beans, one stale slice of bread and a couple of soup cans. Preppers would be vibrating through walls with disgust.
Have a Hex Maniac lewd.
e6f230 No.2305990
>>2305986
yeah so i have to put in extra time and extra games in to double my daily amount to catch up
>>2305987
typical...
9db64b No.2305991
>>2305986
I've been shameless about things in general since before I knew u
I just wasn't very into furry stuff until pretty recently
91981c No.2305992
>>2305978
I agree totally. Some people by choice are never wrong. if you do something wrong though, there is a verse or 12 for their use to put you down. Even if you aren't wrong.
WIC = Women & Infact Children program
My baby momma's mom thought that WIC was "Some sort of witchcraft." She was mistaking it for Wicca i presume.
>>2305981
Good idea. A lot better than finding out 3 months later what you could have found out 3 minutes later.
I forgot where i found that and barely know anything about that community. It's a hoot either way.
>>2305982
Mostly. Better than nothing when you get the best stuff they have.
b2d575 No.2305993
>>2305991
Just remember. I'm head furry around here.
b2d575 No.2305994
>>2305992
The bible is just quotable platitudes.
b7a24d No.2305995
>>2305956
Hope you like rhythm games, I play em 24/7. No exceptions.
>>2305985
>>2305989
Retarded kid kills innocent pupper and leaves the weapon behind. Absolutely shit job and deserved the sentence.
91981c No.2305996
>>2305994
With things that seem to contradict. Some memes too.
b2d575 No.2305997
>>2305996
You think "judge not least ye be judged" would be the only verse you need when people get like that.
7c1e54 No.2305998
>>2305995
Trying to find out if he's still in jail or not but can't find any more info.
1ff431 No.2305999
>>2305992
ngl i looked for myself lol
>>2305995
i used to play guitar hero and ddr, those still count right?
91981c No.2306000
>>2305997
Yeah that's the thing. It's more like a social club or cult when it goes too far. You are doing wrong when you think at all. Everyone not in your club is wrong too and are going to burn so therefore everyone must abide by the scare tactic.
9db64b No.2306001
>>2305988
Sounds like stuff I'd forgo in favor of a gas station sandwich (which is actually surprisingly good quality)
>>2305990
I'm just meme-ing sweetie
I don't see how that would be typical of me, considering the fact that I bought you actual Steam games for your birthday and last xmas :3
>>2305992
I think it's all generally low in nutrients
It would probably be more nutritious to eat cummies
>>2305993
The Beast lives in us all, my dude
But yeah ur the mascot of the fur thread people cos the others aren't shameless enough
Baddog STILL won't admit how many dogs he's fucked
b2d575 No.2306002
>>2306001
I'm just in it for the wine.
>>2306001
When I move to Michigan I'll just go force him to fuck a dog.
b6aa41 No.2306003
>Thank god i have this alcohol, now i won't starve
Scanner, my pal, we need to have a chat
b2d575 No.2306004
Hell. It's known I fuck dogs. Not like I need to care about my other kinks.
2747b9 No.2306005
>>2306001
Offlicenses are like gas stations here.
And they dole out some good sandwiches.
My fave is the Mixed Cheese with Jalapenos and Onion.
b6aa41 No.2306006
>>2306002
I would unironically hang out with you but there are to be no dogs involved at any time.
2747b9 No.2306008
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>>2306003
I fucking love talking shit when I'm getting drunk.
I will witness your words, friendo. Could you give me a kiss first?
b2d575 No.2306009
I wonder if my dad would get mad if I drank while I was at his house.
b6aa41 No.2306010
>>2306007
No you'll just make awkward jokes about getting them to fuck animals, not hang out with them, that would be weird.
>>2306008
No, but I can get squash to lick your face.
b2d575 No.2306011
>>2306010
No. As in I have no interest in meeting you or hanging out IRL.
b7a24d No.2306012
>>2305998
He's from Florida. Guaranteed he's just crazier by now.
>>2305999
Hope you DDR sex.
00198b No.2306013
>No, but I can get squash to lick your face.
God I wish that were me.
b6aa41 No.2306014
>>2306011
That's what I said you social retard, I was just implying how it was weird that you are willing to make animal fucking jokes about someone you would not meet up and socialize with.
b2d575 No.2306015
>>2306014
It was obviously sarcastic, you mong.
b2d575 No.2306016
>>2306013
*Licks your face*
2747b9 No.2306017
>>2306010
A lick is an animal kiss.
I'll be okay with that.
b6aa41 No.2306019
>>2306015
Hard to tell with actual animal fuckers.
b2d575 No.2306020
>>2306019
So how many have you fucked?
I'm guessing 3 and 2 you jerked off.
2747b9 No.2306021
Dota2 cunts, be right back.
b6aa41 No.2306022
>>2306020
I don't fuck animals, saying I'd hang out with you was just an opportunity for me to open a dialogue and call you a dog fucker.
7c1e54 No.2306023
>>2306012
He's not crazy, just poor. and black.
b2d575 No.2306024
>>2306022
No need to get defensive.
I understand if you want to DM instead about it.
I'm sure you have good stories.
1ff431 No.2306025
>>2306012
Go on..
do u have discord?
b6aa41 No.2306026
>>2306024
I'm sorry you think I'm not being serious.
b2d575 No.2306027
>>2306026
I don't really take you seriously to be honest.
b6aa41 No.2306028
>>2306027
Nice shitpost dude.
b6aa41 No.2306030
>>2306029
So how many people do you think take a self-admitted dog fucker seriously, that then goes around and casually says "I am a dog fucker".
And it's about this part erio would usually come in and say
*two dogs aggressively humping in the park*
b7a24d No.2306031
>>2306023
People typically do crazy shit out of desperation.
e6f230 No.2306032
>>2306001
i was meaning the me being forgettable part....
7c1e54 No.2306033
>>2306031
News report didn't say this, but this kid also pissed in the house and generally trashed the place. Punching holes into walls and breaking plates.
b2d575 No.2306034
The only person I'd hang out with that I hate is Wish, but only 'cause I'm really tsun for him.
>>2306030
You seem upset that I rebuffed you.
It's ok though. I know you'll be alright <3
1ff431 No.2306035
b6aa41 No.2306036
>>2306034
I don't actually think I'd have time to hang out with you or anyone from threads for all of 2019 and some of 2020.
b6aa41 No.2306037
unless it was made exceedingly convenient for me
b2d575 No.2306038
>>2306036
Just bring dog treats if we meet up.
I am much more amicable when treats are involved.
1ff431 No.2306039
how could you be that busy for a year and a half?
b6aa41 No.2306040
>>2306038
I'm a busy piece of shit with a fucked up life that I have to spend every day for the next year either putting back together or spending time with family.
b6aa41 No.2306041
1ff431 No.2306042
>>2306040
not worth it imo
b2d575 No.2306043
b7a24d No.2306044
>>2306025
I sure do. But I forgot. Wait til Im home from this boring meeting/wannabe Christmas party.
>>2306033
You telling me he went nuclear?
7c1e54 No.2306045
>>2306044
No, he went ape.
1ff431 No.2306046
b6aa41 No.2306047
>>2306042
>Get out of bed. Y/N
>>2306043
I know I feel so alone here in this den of well-adjusted, well established people.
b2d575 No.2306048
>>2306047
And yet you could revel in degeneracy like yours truly.
What a pity.
1ff431 No.2306049
>>2306047
N
but i'm biased for I am mostly always in bed.
00198b No.2306050
>>2306016
*Cums uncontrollably*
>>2306034
>The only person I'd hang out with that I hate is Wish, but only 'cause I'm really tsun for him.
Aaah .///.
b6aa41 No.2306051
>>2306048
I enjoy things I feel sick for enjoying, with other people who feel equally sick that they enjoy it, but that's for me to keep to myself and no it isn't fucking dogs.
1ff431 No.2306052
i bed bd eats poop or something
b2d575 No.2306053
>>2306050
Close your mouth, you trollop.
>>2306051
I bet it is.
Don't be coy with me, Matthew.
b6aa41 No.2306054
1ff431 No.2306055
b6aa41 No.2306056
>>2306052
I actually saw a 30 minute video on these weird japanese guys who would eat these japanese girls poop.
1ff431 No.2306057
b2d575 No.2306058
>>2306054
Now tell daddy what it is.
Be honest.
>>2306055
That's my name. Don't wear it out.
b6aa41 No.2306059
>>2306058
Ask Subjectivefag what he's into and then turn the degeneracy down like 95% because holy shit, that boy degenerate as fuck.
00198b No.2306060
>>2306053
Sorry... It's really hard to keep your mouth closed while orgasming though.
b6aa41 No.2306061
okay maybe only like 50% im weirder than that
b6aa41 No.2306062
>>2306057
It was actually a pretty interesting video to be fair. It was still very gross, but it was displayed as a documentary and not some weird porn.
b2d575 No.2306063
>>2306059
He likes Melee. No shit he's fucked up.
b2d575 No.2306064
>>2306060
Well, do you need help with that?
1ff431 No.2306065
00198b No.2306066
>>2306064
If it's not a ball gag then I don't want it.
b6aa41 No.2306067
>>2306063
Is anyone who likes melee just automatically a fucked up degenerate?
Kind of explains a lot about Toby.
b7a24d No.2306068
>>2306046
On Tracer's grave.
>>2306045
Ape's have more self-control then that.
b2d575 No.2306069
>>2306065
P-poop you say?
*Licks lips*
>>2306066
Gag on my balls.
91981c No.2306070
b2d575 No.2306071
>>2306067
People who think it's a good competitive game.
It's not an E-sport. It's just the same 6 guys at every tourney.
b6aa41 No.2306072
>>2306071
Summit had 40,000 live viewers on twitch like a month ago. Vinny is lucky to clock in at 10 or 11k.
00198b No.2306073
>>2306069
Post them.
>>2306070
We use the same word.
7c1e54 No.2306074
>>2306068
Until they throw shit.
b2d575 No.2306075
>>2306072
I don't know what Summit is.
1ff431 No.2306076
>>2306068
But I don't care about Tracer.
b6aa41 No.2306079
>>2306075
Summit is a smash tournament. Surprise, they play melee there. Melee is also the best version of the game to play competitively.
Is it MEANT to be a high level competitive game? No, but humans don't do shit how they are MEANT to.
b2d575 No.2306080
>>2306079
People can like it, but it's when they get stupid about it and how it's duh bess gam evah I stop wanting to listen.
00198b No.2306081
>>2306077
That's a good image.
b7a24d No.2306082
>>2306076
Be nyce.
>>2306074
Better than chimps at least.
b2d575 No.2306083
HungryBox is my boy though.
b2d575 No.2306084
>>2306081
T-thanks. Promise you won't show anyone.
b6aa41 No.2306085
>>2306080
It's much more popular than you are pretending, and it takes a lot more skill than you seem to be giving it, but yes I agree with you that melee fans can be fucking weird.
But, then again, what large enough fandom can't be a little weird from time to time
b6aa41 No.2306086
>>2306083
Fuck you and fuck you for saying that.
1ff431 No.2306087
b2d575 No.2306088
>>2306085
I'm not saying it's not popular. Or that it takes skill.
It's just boring to watch after it becomes Fox mirror matches.
00198b No.2306089
>>2306084
I printed it out and put it on my fridge.
b6aa41 No.2306092
>>2306088
That's a bit of a stretch, there is still enough diversity at high level that you don't have to sit through fox matches all the time.
But I've been watching plenty of smash ult sweety don't get your knickers in a bunch.
1ff431 No.2306093
<But I've been watching plenty of smash ult sweety
nerd
b2d575 No.2306094
>>2306092
I only play Wolf in Smash Ult.
b6aa41 No.2306095
>>2306093
i cant afford a switch and smash im going to experience the game some goddammit
b6aa41 No.2306096
>>2306094
Would be great to body you, I don't even own the game and I bet I could beat you in the first five rounds.
1ff431 No.2306097
>>2306095
buy a switch
they're not that much are they?
b6aa41 No.2306098
>>2306097
I'm thinking about going half and half with a friend and getting one we keep at one of our houses, I'm fortunate enough to have a friend that I am that close with.
1ff431 No.2306099
>>2306098
wouldn't it be better to have 2 to play versus tho?
b2d575 No.2306100
>>2306096
I don't doubt you could.
b6aa41 No.2306101
>>2306100
Fair enough.
>>2306099
Not really... you can play versus locally? That's kind of smash.
We can just do online and play on the couch when we want to verse each other, same console same game.
1ff431 No.2306102
1ff431 No.2306103
1ff431 No.2306105
>>2306104
i don't care about the price I'm seeing if he wants it
b6aa41 No.2306106
>>2306103
its fine
smash is widely well known for being a competitive party game that you play with your friends
1ff431 No.2306107
b6aa41 No.2306108
>>2306107
thats why so many people (like squash) laugh at people trying to make it pro
b2d575 No.2306109
>TFW you will never get to smash with Elma
b2d575 No.2306110
Haha. Fucking Meele fags.
1ff431 No.2306111
welp
does anyone else want a christmas gift then?
d551cf No.2306112
I want someone who's better than me at sewing
At least the body part of the costume is coming along well, but I'm gonna have to redo the sleeves entirely
b7a24d No.2306113
>>2306087
Very nice.
We can smash later.
1ff431 No.2306114
b2d575 No.2306115
1ff431 No.2306116
>>2306115
what even is that?
b6aa41 No.2306117
>>2306111
i do want a switch, and i want other stuff, i just cant burden other people to ask them for it because its too expensive and ridiculous
so ill just get it myself
1ff431 No.2306119
>>2306117
ok. can't say i didn't try tho^^
>>2306118
*shrugs*
b6aa41 No.2306120
>>2306119
thats very true, i think the spirit of the season counts for a lot, i really like feeling nice about people, but i don't really enjoy the stuff i get for long usually.
1ff431 No.2306121
>>2306120
FINE BE THAT WAY
b2d575 No.2306122
>>2306119
It's a blank Game Boy cart that you can put an SD card in to play ROMs on the actual GBC.
2747b9 No.2306123
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Back from Dota, time to hit it hard.
1ff431 No.2306124
>>2306122
ooh that's kinda neato
b2d575 No.2306125
>>2306124
Yeah. It's pretty cheep too compared to the actual games you would have to buy.
I'm trying to make a back lit GBC with other shit on it and have it be an all in one kind of deal.
b6aa41 No.2306126
>>2306121
I appreciate you platonically during this holiday season! You can't stop me!
1ff431 No.2306127
>>2306126
I can sure try tho!
Nah I've been avoiding the grumpy mode Maddie with copious amounts of weed the past month.
b6aa41 No.2306128
>>2306127
weed really does help combat the grumpies, i can definitely say that pausing for a moment and taking a hit can avoid a lot of arguments and pointless bickering
1ff431 No.2306129
>>2306128
That's why i just smonk and sleep when I'm not busy.
2747b9 No.2306130
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm drunk. Waving the flag.
b6aa41 No.2306131
>>2306129
Well, I mean, I'd rather be doing nerd stuff than just smoking weed and sleeping for sure... but hey man to each their own.
1ff431 No.2306132
>>2306131
nerd stuff is too cringe. Rather just sleep to get away from everyone.
Don't call me that.
merry christmas I'm out.
b2d575 No.2306133
Pretty sure he was using man as a gender neutral term like how people use dude.
b6aa41 No.2306136
b2d575 No.2306139
>>2306136
Transphobic scum.
f15fd5 No.2306140
My Christmas gift to my employees is that I don't kill them today.
9db64b No.2306141
This is what I'm getting Luka for xmas
b2d575 No.2306142
>>2306141
What are you getting me?
9db64b No.2306143
>>2306142
A puppy
I'm getting one for Blood-chan too
1ff431 No.2306146
so who is that okuu guy anyway
i need deets pls
b6aa41 No.2306147
I love how i can post here this long and still not know who some of the people posting are sometimes
this level of comfortable distance is ideal for me
d551cf No.2306148
It's Bern
from an alternate timeline
1ff431 No.2306150
>>2306148
well shit. now I HAVE to meet up with him.
Bern was cool to chill with tho tbh
>>2306149
Excellent.
d551cf No.2306151
>>2306150
I kinda miss Bern.
Kinda.
I was young and foolish so I have no idea if anything I was thinking at the time was right.
1ff431 No.2306152
9db64b No.2306153
>>2306144
-pets u-
>>2306151
Loving me was the only thing you were right about
ce9ad8 No.2306154
Aren't you still young and foolish :3
1ff431 No.2306155
Aren't you still young and foolish :3
d551cf No.2306156
>>2306153
Now listen here you little bitch
1ff431 No.2306157
b7a24d No.2306158
>>2306146
My name's not important, what is important is what Im going to do... To your body.
>>2306149
Couldn't help yourself, could you?
1ff431 No.2306159
>>2306158
are you home yetttttt
b7a24d No.2306160
1ff431 No.2306161
b7a24d No.2306162
>>2306161
Thanks, you too, babe.
1ff431 No.2306163
>>2306162
I just wanna talk~
3a5bb9 No.2306164
1ff431 No.2306165
1dc708 No.2306166
1ff431 No.2306168
>>2306167
If I've been following along correctly at least.
Hi soto.
b7a24d No.2306169
>>2306163
Got like 30 mins late. Relaaaax~
1ff431 No.2306170
>>2306169
Mmkay..
I'm gonna be smonked n wonky by the time you get to me :3c
1ff431 No.2306171
1ff431 No.2306175
918d36 No.2306177
Stop cybering with Teddy please, youre going to overexcite him
1ac5aa No.2306178
>>2306176
I wish I had a penis
91981c No.2306179
>>2306178
can't you hatch one?
818fb6 No.2306180
>>2306177
I will do absolutely what I want.
I got no strings to hold me down, to make me frown.
I got no string on me!
9db64b No.2306181
I wish Blood-chan had a penis
9db64b No.2306183
>>2306156
Is that a walking orifice that u RP as or what
1ac5aa No.2306184
>>2306181
Are you my Erio?
7c1e54 No.2306185
>>2306158
Like I gave away any information.
9db64b No.2306188
>>2306184
I'm kidding; you know I love your pussy
But the idea of you being all shy while I suck your cock turns me on
>>2306186
I wished that Wish had a penis and my wish came true
91981c No.2306189
>>2306182
They also say you are what you eat. Maybe if you eat 20 to 25 dicks you might get one like you want?
Or steal wish's
818fb6 No.2306190
>>2306185
How'd you know it was me.
00198b No.2306191
>>2306188
Still waiting for mine, unfortunately.
1ac5aa No.2306192
>>2306186
Its going to belong to me
>>2306187
Get the fuck out of the rain
>>2306188
I wouldn't allow you to suck it...
its embarrassing..
I have good news
-hug-
1ac5aa No.2306194
>>2306189
no one wants to let me eat their dick
Wish doesn't have one
4b10c8 No.2306195
>>2306192
Couldn't be drier than this.
9db64b No.2306196
>>2306191
Small Japanese penis isn't enough for you anymore?
>>2306192
That means I'd get to pin you down and suck it without your consent; even better
What is it? ^^ -hugs tightly-
00198b No.2306197
>>2306192
He has to grow it first.
1ac5aa No.2306198
>>2306195
Good, don't get wet...
>>2306196
You can't even fit it in your mouth >_<
ow... not so tight...
umm my probation hearing went well today. I had to pay a $120 fine and now I'm free...
>>2306197
You can't have it!
00198b No.2306199
>>2306196
I'm just too much for him :^)
>>2306198
I don't want it.
918d36 No.2306200
>>2306190
>How'd you know it was me.
doesnt take a birdbrain to figure out who the okuu poster is
i doubt tracer would remember me though
818fb6 No.2306202
>>2306200
There are tons of Okuu posters. You probably told him, dumbass cat.
9db64b No.2306203
>>2306198
I'll make it fit
That's good, planning on going anywhere or what? ^^ -kisses your forehead-
>>2306199
The strong taste of cummies that come from a poutine-only diet is too much?
1ac5aa No.2306204
>>2306203
you're not allowed to kiss
you're not allowed fit it...
-big sigh-
oh um... I really don't know, I want to get the fuck out of NYC as fast as possible. I got no money, but I don't care. I'm out...
91981c No.2306205
>>2306194
nah. he does. he won't post vag so he does.
918d36 No.2306206
>>2306202
>still using the same filenames years later
818fb6 No.2306208
>>2306206
Nobody the most autistic dorks bother with such tiny details.
9db64b No.2306209
>>2306204
You just say that cause you know it makes me do it more :3 -kisses your lips-
It does seem like a good idea to move ASAP, but you should probably get things in order and have a plan (so maybe make some money first)
>>2306207
How much fruit do u eat
I bet my cummies taste better than yours
3bab64 No.2306211
Merry Christmas to all the friends I can't reach from here. Pic related: my NEET cat who comes with a NEET owner.
1ac5aa No.2306212
>>2306205
Does anyone have proof she's a guy?
>>2306207
Proof?
>>2306209
You are not allowed to kiss my lips.
Fuck money, YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THE (i'm tired of holding the shift button) You don't have understand the situation I'm in...
I just want to be free...
>>2306211
cute tiger
00198b No.2306213
>>2306209
imblying I eat
>>2306210
Bitch wtf ow
>>2306212
*whips out my massive dick*
1ac5aa No.2306214
>>2306213
Don't be lewd.
Now take a picture and show me
9db64b No.2306215
>>2306212
-pushes you against the wall and shoves my tongue into your mouth, wiggling it against yours- ♥
I know, but you should make sure you have a workable plan first ^^
>>2306213
Should I go back to reminding you to eat
I think Shio-chan is bad at being a daddy
f15fd5 No.2306216
>>2306213
I have asserted my dominance.
1ac5aa No.2306219
>>2306217
I'm tired of everyone being white
9db64b No.2306220
>>2306218
Precious princess
>>2306219
Then why do you want to leave Niggerland?
9db64b No.2306221
It's interesting how I seem to be instinctively attracted to crazy
Historically, the majority of people I've had e-crushes on have turned out to be crazy in some serious way
I think Wish can probably be filed under that category too
1ac5aa No.2306222
>>2306220
I'm going to fight you irl.
niggerland is my home...
I want to leave because this place doesn't have enough wildlife...hehe
1ac5aa No.2306223
>>2306221
Don't stick your business in crazy
00198b No.2306224
>>2306214
Suuuuuuck
>>2306215
No father.
I'm just a bad son :^)
>>2306216
*smack*
>>2306221
Yeet
f15fd5 No.2306226
>>2306224
*bitch slap, spin you around and bend you over a counter*
818fb6 No.2306227
>>2306226
Thats one big ass nose.
9db64b No.2306228
>>2306222
I'll pin you down and rape you ♥
I kind of want to get into hunting too ^^
>>2306223
But it's hot
>>2306224
How much did you eat today? :3
3bab64 No.2306229
00198b No.2306231
>>2306225
Fucking virgins.
>>2306226
Yeah, but that nose though.
>>2306228
A lot since I went out to eat with the family
1ac5aa No.2306232
>>2306228
I can't talk about lewd stuff... there is someone I have my eyes on...
What kinda hunting?... Like guns and stuff?
I'm sorry for being all sad atm..
It was a long weekend...
-hug-
>>2306231
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin..
9db64b No.2306233
>>2306231
Probably more than me then :3
I'm going to eat a ton tomorrow
Aren't you a virgin boi, by the way? ^^
>>2306232
You're planning on killing on someone?
Yeah with guns; I think it would be pretty hard to chase wild animals with a knife :3 It's not necessarily IMPOSSIBLE to lure them in like stray dogs tho
There was a squirrel that lived near my grandpa's house that would let us feed it and pet its tail, but it took a while to take it that much, I think. Idk I was really young
And it's okay ♥ -hugs warmly and pets your hair-
9db64b No.2306234
>>2306233
*tame it that much
I'm drinking whiskey tea
1ac5aa No.2306236
>>2306233
I would never kill someone... You shouldn't say something like that... even if you're joking...
I want to use traps with my human IQ~
Then I'll handle the rest...
The fun part is making traps from my imagination~
You leave that squirrel alone...
Lol squirrels come near me now cuz I feed them every night~
ow.. i can't breathe... nooo my hair....
1ac5aa No.2306237
>>2306235
How good is your japanese now?
f15fd5 No.2306238
>>2306231
The better to exploit you with.
9db64b No.2306239
>>2306235
You don't have to be shy about it; it's hot
Tasty virgin butt hymen blood
>>2306236
Think in terms of risk vs. reward, sweetie :3
And okay, traps are a pretty solid way ^^
All we did was pet it and feed it; I'm sure it's dead of old age by now tho, unless my idea of a squirrel's lifespan is incredibly wrong. You've never hunted any of those squirrels?
-kisses the top of your head-
1ac5aa No.2306240
>>2306239
n-no.. squirrels have teeth... and claws... and Sonata would be sad if I harmed one...
I want to put 1000s of bullet ants inside one of the traps and have a bear fall into it. Then we can watch it die
It didn't bite the fuck out of you? Did it run away after it took the food?
i can't accept your affection... I have my eyes on someone now...
7c1e54 No.2306241
>>2306190
Besides your anime raven pictures, knowing what Ace Comabt is, and knowing me well enough to talk shit to me?
9db64b No.2306242
>>2306240
It didn't, but like I said, I think it took a while to tame it ^^ IIRC it would just eat near us at first until eventually it would eat out of our hands
I'm not into you romantically, silly :3 -licks your lips-
1ff431 No.2306243
fuckin nobody wants romance nowadays
818fb6 No.2306244
>>2306241
Setting the record straight I didn't follow you here, I showed up for the sake of finding a new shitposting home I can rant and rave as always.
Ace Combat is a national treasure.
By now you should be notorious to everyone, everywhere.
3bab64 No.2306245
>>2306230
For real though.
7c1e54 No.2306246
>>2306244
I didn't say you did.
Welcome.
Ace Combat is indeed great.
Yes my many different names including the one used by hundreds of others will surely make it's mark.
9db64b No.2306248
>>2306243
I don't want things that would distract me from my path
I'm just affectionate uwu
Also Blood-chan would probably try to murder me eventually
>>2306245
Do u not like ancient /int/ memes
818fb6 No.2306250
>>2306246
You use TB the most out of any with the same angry looking anime guys forever.
1ac5aa No.2306251
>>2306242
ima get my bf to mess you up ._.,
>>2306247
Nothing is impossible when I'm around ^^
9db64b No.2306252
>>2306251
I don't see how I could get beaten up by an imaginary person
1ac5aa No.2306254
>>2306252
He's a blue collar worker, I'm sure he can mess you up
818fb6 No.2306255
>>2306253
Follow closely. You use "Tracer Bullet" everywhere and post the same irritated looking thick eyebrow goys with that Tracer brand snark.
9db64b No.2306256
>>2306254
Imagine doing manual labor instead of just working out like a normal person
1ac5aa No.2306257
>>2306256
Imagine sitting at a desk all day
9db64b No.2306258
>>2306257
If you work online you can sit wherever you want :^)
9db64b No.2306259
Why are there so many foot lewds on Gelbooru of the anime girl Blood-chan is posting?
1ac5aa No.2306260
>>2306258
I want to sit on my bf's lap ><
>>2306259
She is God. Everyone belongs under her feet muahahha
9db64b No.2306262
>>2306260
I'm gonna go masturbate, bye for now ^^
-kisses your lips hard and squeezes your butt without your consent- ♥
1ac5aa No.2306263
>>2306261
Yes exactly!
>>2306262
>6262
dubs
you cannot lewd me, reee
have a nice fap v.v
fap to this
>
4b10c8 No.2306264
>>2306263
waiting for an example
1ac5aa No.2306265
>>2306264
For example everything and anything bends to my will and my will alone.
1ac5aa No.2306266
I wish I was better at holding my end of conversations...
918d36 No.2306267
So what are yall nerds doing here this lonely Christmas eve night?
4b10c8 No.2306268
>>2306265
time for antisocial lurking
1ac5aa No.2306269
>>2306267
I would give anything to be alone on Christmas...
>>2306268
asocial
3bab64 No.2306270
>>2306267
Wishing i lived in America so I could visit my friends.
9db64b No.2306271
>>2306263
That's just a face
You're going to have to say please if you want me to cum to that
1ac5aa No.2306272
>>2306271
please cum on her face!
9db64b No.2306273
>>2306272
-shoots hot, sticky cum all over your face-
Oops, I got confused
9db64b No.2306275
>>2306274
Xmas Eve wouldn't be properly celebrated without the Beast ritualistically cumming on the Whore's face
Anyway, I'm done masturbating now
1a4964 No.2306276
>>2306270
>a Peruvian that didn't just jump on a caravan
f15fd5 No.2306277
How much should I drink tonight?
7c1e54 No.2306278
>>2306255
Just because most everyone figures out it's me, so I generally just use the name. Unlike you who's abandoned your name a while ago.
1ac5aa No.2306279
>>2306275
you're too lewd for me...
You have any plans for Christmas?
>>2306277
None
9db64b No.2306280
Diabolus est Deus Nostrum, my dudes
>>2306277
All of it
>>2306279
You turn me on a lot somehow :3
Just going to a family gathering at my aunt's house. Looking forward to free food and cute dogs
You?
f15fd5 No.2306281
>>2306279
Seems boring.
>>2306280
Seems slightly extreme.
9db64b No.2306282
>>2306281
Only slightly?
Just drink slightly less than all of it, then
1ac5aa No.2306283
>>2306280
I don't mean to turn you on, i'm sorry v.v
What will you do when you run out of cum?
Oh man that sounds like a nightmare for people like me... Do you even want to be there with them?
I'm going to be with my dad taking care of him like always..
>>2306281
Drinking is not fun
f15fd5 No.2306284
>>2306282
I was hoping to save some for tomorrow though.
>>2306283
You seem like a not fun person.
a5e02e No.2306285
/waifu/ is dead
Is this place any better?
1ac5aa No.2306287
>>2306284
I apologize for being so boring. Would you really enjoy drinking so late into the day?
>>2306285
Hey duke
a5e02e No.2306288
>>2306286
This is already more activity tbqh
>>2306287
Blood-chan
9db64b No.2306289
>>2306283
I don't mind ♥ And the body continually produces more cum, but I think you knew that :3
I'm fine with being with them; I get to eat a lot of food and pet cute dogs. My aunt's dogs like me a lot
Why don't you at least take turns taking care of him with your other family members?
>>2306284
Tomorrow is for drinking family members' alcohol
>>2306285
Your boyfriend TP hasn't been here for a while so sorry if he's what you were looking for
a5e02e No.2306291
>>2306289
Are you still pushing that?
>>2306290
Me_irl
f15fd5 No.2306292
>>2306287
Why would it matter? It is only 8 pm here.
>>2306289
Yes, but nobody brings or has alcohol. I am the family drunk.
9db64b No.2306293
>>2306291
I think it's unwarranted how it makes u grumpy so I'm trying to desensitize you to it
I'm strengthening you
a5e02e No.2306294
>>2306293
It doesn't make me grumpy, but :shrug:
1ac5aa No.2306295
>>2306288
How are you this evening?
>>2306289
What if all the cum cells are gone and they can't divide anymore?
that sounds like a lot of fun, I have you have a wonderful Christmas. Tell me what you when you get back ><
I wanna know :p
Oh my family doesn't care for my dad...
a5e02e No.2306296
1ac5aa No.2306297
>>2306292
i mean like what if you get alcohol poisoning and ruin everyone's day?
1ac5aa No.2306298
>>2306296
why?
and
where is your avatar?
818fb6 No.2306299
>>2306278
I never abandoned my name. I just like Okuu.
And because my name has gotten many derivatives of the original by posters changing it I'll just let y'all call me whatever you've decided on. You call me "Ted" for example.
3bab64 No.2306300
It's midnight in Argentina! Merry Christmas, guys.
a5e02e No.2306301
>>2306298
No one to do anything with
I never use one
a5e02e No.2306302
>>2306300
One hour for me
Merry Christmasd
00198b No.2306303
>>2306300
What did you gift me?
1ac5aa No.2306304
>>2306300
Is Santa there?
>>2306301
You can do a lot of fun things with me~
>>2306302
an hour huh...
that will narrow it down for me
9db64b No.2306305
>>2306292
U need to peer pressure them into being alcoholics like you
>>2306294
How're you, sweetie
Doing anything for xmas?
>>2306295
It doesn't work that way ^^
I'll mostly get money, hopefully
Why do you care for him? He never seemed to treat you well :3
>>2306300
Happy Kwanzaa, Argentina :^)
a5e02e No.2306306
f15fd5 No.2306307
>>2306297
I think you are underestimating both my self control and my alcohol tolerance.
>>2306305
I can't! I try.....lord how I try...
3bab64 No.2306308
>>2306304
>is santa there?
Yes, actually.
>>2306303
Merry wishes.
00198b No.2306309
>>2306308
Wow, it's exactly what I wanted! <3
1ac5aa No.2306310
>>2306305
Ehhh... I'll have to suck all the cum out and see what happens.
money suuucks
hmm, I wonder what I want :thinking:
ehh i'm too sad to want anything anymore...
If I don't care for him he'll die! ;~;
>>2306306
Fine... maybe you can have fun with someone else >.>
>>2306307
you humans cannot comprehend self control...
you're all the same, you are all parasites
>>2306308
Stab him
>>2306309
Do you know Duke irl?
a5e02e No.2306311
3bab64 No.2306312
>>2306310
Your posting is insanely God tier
f15fd5 No.2306313
>>2306310
And like that you have lost any credence.
00198b No.2306314
>>2306310
Yeah, he lives just a few igloos down from me.
We exchange butt sex every few days for warmth.
9db64b No.2306315
>>2306306
You could masturbate all day
That would be something
>>2306307
Are they the super anti-fun kind of christfags or something?
>>2306310
Now you're being lewd :3
Getting money helps to make up for the money I spent on gifts for them. I'd get you something ^^
He's going to die anyway; you're just prolonging his suffering
a5e02e No.2306316
>>2306314
You weren't supposed to tell him about that
>>2306315
I have no interest in that
00198b No.2306317
>>2306316
Oh, oopsie woopsie.
1ac5aa No.2306318
>>2306311
Do you even want friends from here?
>>2306312
No I'm boring as shit.
I'm speaking code with Erio but none of you low IQ humans understand us~
>>2306313
What's a credence?
>>2306314
I'm not being lewd
I am a scientist by heart.
I am doing it for science!
Ohhhh, I see..
Um... if I may ask... what did you get them? You don't have to answer if its private
but I love his suffering soooo much >////<
>>2306317
sooo.....
a5e02e No.2306320
>>2306317
The worst >:(
>>2306318
I don't expect to get any friends from the internet
1ac5aa No.2306321
darn... I mislinked so hard
1ac5aa No.2306322
>>2306315
I'm not being lewd
I am a scientist by heart.
I am doing it for science!
Ohhhh, I see..
Um... if I may ask... what did you get them? You don't have to answer if its private
but I love his suffering soooo much >////<
>>2306314
...but he can just fuck your pussy for warmth
9db64b No.2306324
>>2306316
How often do you masturbate?
>>2306318
>>2306322
Nice linking :3
Well eating all those cummies would be a good source of nutrients, too ♥
Mostly gift cards lol; idk what to get people
His suffering inconveniences you greatly tho
1ac5aa No.2306325
>>2306319
I'm very sorry, I mislinked you...
I'm watching anime and got distracted...
>>2306320
can I be your friend?
00198b No.2306326
>>2306322
But I have a penis.
a5e02e No.2306327
a5e02e No.2306328
1ac5aa No.2306329
>>2306324
I'm sorry for the linking...
Oh today I finally saw it, I saw New York state troopers arresting an illegal
My heart jumped for joy!
He had a big as white van but no other illegals were inside.
what happens if I eat too much? Will I drown?
Gifts cards huh... What would you get for me?
Yeah... I think I'm going to stop taking care of him for a while. He's living with me again so its hard to avoid him... I had to take away the plug for the TV cuz he has it on day and night...
>>2306326
Can Duke handle your penis?
>>2306327
Do you really live in an igloo?
a5e02e No.2306330
>>2306329
That's probably the dumbest question you've asked me yet
00198b No.2306332
>>2306327
Then you shall die.
>>2306329
That's probably the dumbest question you've asked me yet
a5e02e No.2306333
>>2306332
Okay, now this is epic
818fb6 No.2306334
>>2306333
Everyone has the big gay. Can you be the duke of autism in the land of the deranged?
a5e02e No.2306335
>>2306334
Duke of Autism, yes. You can be the Duke of Gay though, I don't want that
9db64b No.2306336
>avoid knowing what a "fortnite dance" is until December 24th, 2018
>someone links you a video that involves fortnite dancing and you click it anyway
That's what love is (no homo)
>>2306327
U should take zinc supplements
They're good for increasing T
>>2306329
Glad you had a good day :3
Technically you could drown from consuming too much of any liquidy thing
I don't know, an animal to kill? That would probably make you happiest, right? ^^
And yeah, you should make sure to think about your own happiness
00198b No.2306337
>>2306333
Everyone has the big gay. Can you be the duke of autism in the land of the deranged?
00198b No.2306338
a5e02e No.2306339
>>2306336
?
>>2306337
Okay, now this is epic
00198b No.2306341
>>2306339
Alexa, is this epic?
a5e02e No.2306342
a5e02e No.2306343
>>2306341
Okay Google, this is epiuc
883f95 No.2306344
>>2306333
Everyone has the big gay. Can you be the duke of autism in the land of the deranged?
a5e02e No.2306345
>>2306344
Okay, now this is epic
00198b No.2306346
>>2306343
Google didn't understand.
It wasn't in one of the if statements.
883f95 No.2306347
>>2306345
Facts don't care about your feelings.
9db64b No.2306348
>>2306338
Should I have used your name specifically for the sake of giving u a higher degree of attention
>>2306339
‽
>>2306340
ay gurl how u
a5e02e No.2306349
>>2306346
Okay Google,
if epic = true:{
do("Okay, now this is epic");
}
>>2306347
Test absolutely DESTROYS liberal with FACTS and LOGIC
>>2306348
?
818fb6 No.2306350
>>2306349
Okay this is epic
1ac5aa No.2306352
>>2306330
So I'll take that as a yes. You do live in an igloo. I've should've known. Bye Duek <3
>>2306331
Saber is so cute
>>2306332
I guess he can't handle your cock...
I still you're a girl though, you won't show me your penis.
>>2306333
Keep sucking that penis
>>2306336
>fortnite
oh god no...
I have to go for now, my daddy needs me to help him sleep v.v
My day was okay... I went to a court hearing, then I walked around a bit to look at actual people... and sunlight...
made me a little happy....
I want to drown in cum ><
I shouldn't think about that...
I hadn't fapped in a while..
Yes it would... It would make me very happy. But It would be kinda expensive...
Maybe we can find an old goat no one wants anymore :thinking:
Or you can spend $800 on a puppy :3
tmrw I'm going to do my best to do things that make me happy...
I think doing things one at a time helps me not get drained by threads...
So I should stop listening to music, watching anime, etc etc etc...
-hugs you- i miss you... bye hun <3
a5e02e No.2306353
>>2306350
Nice
>>2306351
No, that's not me
00198b No.2306355
>>2306348
Yes, exactly!
>>2306349
What is that garbage ass code?
>>2306352
True.
a5e02e No.2306356
>>2306350
Okay, now this is epic
>>2306354
Yes
>>2306355
A peak into the Google Assistants actual code
a5e02e No.2306359
>>2306357
:thonking:
>>2306358
I am THE Googel
a5e02e No.2306360
I could really do with a peanut butter sandwich right now
91981c No.2306361
2747b9 No.2306362
Passed the fuck out, don't remember much, can't sleep.
You know what I want? Another vindaloo. Cooking instant noodles because it's all I got.
a5e02e No.2306364
Merry Christmas...
>>2306363
No, that's not me
00198b No.2306365
>>2306364
Das nawt me dawg
a5e02e No.2306366
>>2306365
Of course not, neither of us is Goggles
98715c No.2306367
>>2306365
You're the man now dog.
2747b9 No.2306368
What have you eaten today? I ate cold beans from the can and a can of soup. Got very little food in. Gonna mooch some food from my mum.
eac1a8 No.2306369
98715c No.2306370
>>2306368
Slice of ham, two eggs over easy, two biscuits and sausage gravy, hash browns, two slices of wheat toast buttered, an iced coffee, a good helping of crackers, cheese, and various salami and pepperoni slices, pot roast dinner with mashed potatoes, corn, buttered dinner rolls, a Dr. Pepper, and a slice of cheesecake.
1eed8e No.2306371
>>2306368
yakizakana and miso soup
91981c No.2306372
>>2306363
nah. that crotch hole
2747b9 No.2306373
>>2306370
>Pot Roast Dinner.
All that sounds delicious but you can't beat a Pot Roast Dinner.
>>2306371
Had to google that. I don't really dig fish but that seems yummy.
3bab64 No.2306375
>>2306362
Merry Christmas!! <3
1eed8e No.2306376
>>2306373
i didnt knovv the english name
2747b9 No.2306377
>>2306375
Merry xmas, gonna go back to bed in a few minutest, it's like 5am here.
>>2306376
We don't really have it in England. Just grilled fish.
>>2306374
That's an odd combo. But nothing bad, I fucking love steak and pizza.
eac1a8 No.2306378
Merry Animus, I wish neru were here
3bab64 No.2306379
>>2306377
I'm glad we managed to bump into each other.
00198b No.2306380
>>2306377
Well they weren't at the same time or anything
1eed8e No.2306381
>>2306377
thats vvhat it is though
2747b9 No.2306382
>>2306379
*pet pet*
I'm glad to see you too.
Gonna finish a cup of tea and cig and try to sleep again. I don't remember going to bed though.
>>2306380
Ever had calzone? That's like a meat pizza pocket.
>>2306381
Yeah, I prefer my fish deep fried. Wouldn't like grilled fish. Must be really healthy though. I never really had grilled anything, to be honest.
1eed8e No.2306383
>>2306382
deep fry isnt too common
a lot of our foods are really healthy i think
00198b No.2306384
>>2306382
Yeah, of course.
2747b9 No.2306385
>>2306383
Funny you should say that. Was listening to a video about why Western women are getting thicc.
Our food ain't healthy but it's damn filling. We have this shit called Black Pudding which is a big sausage of pigs blood and suet. Very scrumptious. Usually ate for cooked breakfast.
2747b9 No.2306386
>>2306384
I asked Erin if they deep fried Calzone. Could you imagine? You'd get a heart attack with each bite, but it would be so good.
I fucking love Calzone.
1eed8e No.2306387
>>2306385
i think vve have the lovvest obesity rate in the first vvorld
vve do have a government plan to deal vvith it like making employers check on their employes health but diet probably helps a lot
00198b No.2306388
>>2306386
>deep fried Calzone
Panzerotti?
2747b9 No.2306389
>>2306388
IT'S A THING?!
SWEET JESUS GIMME!
I'd gorge myself on that shit.
>>2306387
Wow, never knew that. Diet must be good over there then. I'm a bit chubby myself and I eat nothing but crap. Need to get on a diet myself, I'm high risk for diabetes.
I don't know any government plans in our country, apart from how they changed all cigarette packaging to be black and that we get charged 5 pence for every carrier bag we use for shopping.
1eed8e No.2306390
>>2306389
most meals revolve around fish, rice and daizu because those vvere basically the only foods you could get
>I don't know any government plans in our country, apart from how they changed all cigarette packaging to be black and that we get charged 5 pence for every carrier bag we use for shopping.
vvhat does that have to do vvith obesity?
>Need to get on a diet myself, I'm high risk for diabetes.
are rice and fish cheap in the uk?
00198b No.2306391
>>2306389
Yeah, they're more common like that in Canada too.
2747b9 No.2306392
>>2306390
Nothing to do with obesity, just know that's what our government did in terms of plans.
And yeah, I think rice is cheap but not sure about fish, don't really like my fish anyway.
>>2306391
I would love poutine, I envy you Canadians when it comes to food.
1eed8e No.2306393
>>2306392
oh plans in general?
>And yeah, I think rice is cheap but not sure about fish, don't really like my fish anyway.
i just knovv those are cheap and healthy here
00198b No.2306394
>>2306392
Yeah, it's easy to be jealous of Canadian food when your top selections are chip butty's and bangers and mash.
2747b9 No.2306395
>>2306393
Yeah, plans in general. Beans are cheap here. I might just start eating more of those and try and get my veggies in.
>>2306394
Mmm, fucking love a chip butty. We have this thing called a binlid, which is basically a full English breakfast in a barm.
818fb6 No.2306396
00198b No.2306397
>>2306395
>binlid
What the fuck
2747b9 No.2306400
>>2306397
No idea why it's called that, but yeah, binlid.
00198b No.2306401
>>2306400
Might as well call it the whole rubbish bin since it sounds like TRASH
2747b9 No.2306402
Off to bed with me, see you guys tomorrow.
1eed8e No.2306403
>>2306395
beans are different in europe arent they
818fb6 No.2306404
>>2306402
Titty maniac is good shit. Merry Christmas.
3bfa9e No.2306405
send me an anime character to copy the makeup of to do tiktok videos to.
I need 5.
818fb6 No.2306406
>>2306405
Post your tiktok videos first.
f15fd5 No.2306408
Alright, bend over and present your asses. Your master is back.
f15fd5 No.2306410
That's a face....not an ass...
f15fd5 No.2306414
>>2306413
How is your night going?
3bfa9e No.2306415
>>2306406
let me find one and upload it first, next post will be it.
>>2306407
this is just very pale??
eb94d6 No.2306416
>>2306414
nothing could make it better
f15fd5 No.2306417
>>2306416
Oh? What has ya so up?
1eed8e No.2306418
>>2306415
vvhat are you looking for
f15fd5 No.2306420
>>2306419
I'm unclear on your meaning.
eb94d6 No.2306421
>>2306420
I dunno
everything just feels good right now
f15fd5 No.2306422
>>2306421
Good. I am happy. I am also tired. Gonna pass out. If I don't see you tomorrow, I hope you have a great christmas!
eb94d6 No.2306424
no one else to enjoy this with
5b3c7a No.2306425
hewwoo homu from the gym
merry christmas everybody!
eac1a8 No.2306427
>>2306425
I am getting fat on xmas candies
eb94d6 No.2306429
>>2306426
thank you so much
e6f230 No.2306430
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3bfa9e No.2306433