93315c No.2305730
Nezi I had a dream about you
65536c No.2305731
What happened in said dream?
93315c No.2305732
I remember I was talking to you
annnnd
I don't remember what happened after that anymore
93315c No.2305734
>>2305733
Dreams are hard to remember
even more so if I wake up and then go to sleep again after having the dream
65536c No.2305736
>>2305734
You're hard to remember.
905ab6 No.2305738
My dreams are always strange
Usually I'm not myself
93315c No.2305740
>>2305739
I'll never forget you.
You keep me up at night apparently
65536c No.2305741
>>2305740
Perhaps you should diversify your interests.
93315c No.2305742
>>2305741
I have no control of what I dream about.
Nothing can be done.
65536c No.2305745
>>2305742
Stop dream-molesting me.
check your privilege!!!!1
>>2305743
>WAITING ON NEW PAGES TO RELEASE GOT ME LIKE
93315c No.2305746
>>2305745
I'm going to bed.
I'll see you in my dreams.
109f10 No.2305747
>>2305745
>yfw when they finally hit
someday ill get a hardblush subscription just for convenience
7cad77 No.2305748
Ugh. VPN stopped working...
How are y'all?
65536c No.2305751
>>2305746
Enjoy the fap.
>>2305747
I really ought to just become a patreon for powfooo/chinpo since I love their style so much
then I won't have to read people crying about art styles and characters and how the artist is doing everything wrong ever
people on u18chan are annoying, all they do is whine
>>2305749
Merry Lukamas
7cad77 No.2305752
>>2305749
Murry fursmas OwO
7cad77 No.2305754
>>2305753
:3 X3 furry time!
65536c No.2305755
>>2305753
Can I buy you your entire wishlist on steam?
ae2ad9 No.2305756
>>2305754
what?
>>2305755
there's isnt any i actually like TBH (well enough so to buy it myself)
i'm mostly into those big budget AA new titles tho... like ones where you can play with others....
but... they don't put something that new on any sales...
7cad77 No.2305757
>>2305756
Nothing lol
What are ya doin for christmas?
7d3fd7 No.2305758
het is nog geen kerst ouwe
toch?
94a053 No.2305759
>>2305758
English, my nigga.
94a053 No.2305760
>>2305759
Vpn's working again :O
7d3fd7 No.2305761
ae2ad9 No.2305762
>>2305757
sitting at home looking social media to make myself feel depressed at all the things im missing out on and prolly just eat whatever's lying around.
109f10 No.2305763
>>2305751
i just use sadpanda tbh
36efae No.2305764
65536c No.2305765
>>2305763
how's qt doing btw
109f10 No.2305766
>>2305765
not too bad. spent a few days away with the bf, got engaged, now im playing with dinosaurs.
you?
65536c No.2305767
>>2305766
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm wrapped in a blanket cause it's cold, had to work last night instead of being with family but at least I made money i guess
feet have been hurting a lot lately
109f10 No.2305768
65d531 No.2305769
65536c No.2305770
>>2305768
not even
they just hurt
I'm on them the same amount as usual.
65d531 No.2305772
d956e9 No.2305774
>>2305772
It was a wrr!
How goes the squid?
>>2305773
What the nezi up to?
Also, GUYS, Christmas yay!
More stuff in rooms!
Good food!
Then you take all the stuff out of the room.
65536c No.2305776
>>2305774
i kinda missed my family thing cause of work
uh, just browsing the webs and reminiscing about my overwatch days
might need to eat something soon
109f10 No.2305777
65536c No.2305778
>>2305777
uh
idk, just pain
like imagine stubbing your toe really bad and then then trying to walk on it normally after but it's just kinda sharp/throbbing pain when you apply pressure
kinda like that i guess, but all of your joints
65536c No.2305779
dang I finally found the clip for this game but I don't remember who was asking about it
may have been Baddog but oh well
109f10 No.2305780
>>2305778
oof
arthritis then?
65536c No.2305781
>>2305780
i prefer to call it 'oof ow my bones' disease
d956e9 No.2305782
>>2305776
I had work but my family only doing thing tomorrow
Ive got a break now after all the work, so im pooped
109f10 No.2305783
65536c No.2305785
>>2305783
I don't have access to a saw
>>2305782
nice, enjoy summer break
>>2305784
kill it with fire
faf368 No.2305786
Real sickboi hours, who up
65536c No.2305788
65536c No.2305789
>>2305787
TIK TOK = CRINGE
65536c No.2305791
>>2305790
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME CRINGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4221f5 No.2305799
Why are there ads for auto-masturbation toys.
109f10 No.2305800
>>2305785
wrong kind of bone
d0c5fe No.2305802
>>2305799
the future is now, old man
also where
4221f5 No.2305806
>>2305805
What about money strapped around my dick?
de0b01 No.2305807
321bcb No.2305808
>>2305806
I don't think they would accept that if they were as strict about the other stuff. They might accuse you of having some dirty butt disease on your piece with money on it.
91a004 No.2305809
4d8416 No.2305810
all I want for christmas is a satisfying nut for once in my miserable life
de0b01 No.2305811
de0b01 No.2305812
or a bf. I'm not that picky
109f10 No.2305814
whats off in the oven this year for you lot?
de0b01 No.2305815
>>2305813
How was that mean?
Who even are you?
de0b01 No.2305816
>>2305814
filet mignon, crab cakes, etc tomorrow!
ed350e No.2305817
Darwin i got you a picture merry christmas
ed350e No.2305818
>>2305810
stop denying yourself what you like and masturbate to what you like then, its as much a mental experience as a physical one, or just get laid
4221f5 No.2305819
de0b01 No.2305820
>>2305819
>Are you cute?
>How old are you?
>Are you employed?
>Do you live on your own?
>What's your credit score?
>Do you own a car?
de0b01 No.2305821
de0b01 No.2305822
>Do you vote?
>Do you want children?
de0b01 No.2305823
>What's ur favorite dinosaur and ice cream flavor.
There my first 10 q's
de0b01 No.2305826
de0b01 No.2305829
663fd8 No.2305830
HO HO HO! MERRY XMAS.
HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS.
WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU'RE ON MY
NAUGHTY LIST
734629 No.2305832
Who can explain the meaning of Christmas for Westerners?
321bcb No.2305833
>>2305832
Putin is the meaning of all seasons. Worship.
663fd8 No.2305834
>>2305831
Hue. Let the shit flow through you.
de0b01 No.2305835
>>2305832
Buy into the materialism under the guise of religion and go into debt for your friends, families, and children so you have to be dependent on your laughable tax return come February. It's just a Q4 cash grab for corporate greed.
321bcb No.2305836
>>2305834
Nah, i was just reacting to the curious "c" in the name.
>>2305835
>debt
Exactly. I don't bother with christmas. I had to send my sister money. She Christmased herself broke.
de0b01 No.2305837
>>2305836
lol I just treated myself a bunch.
734629 No.2305838
>>2305833
> Worship
Like, with church and some other bullshit?
>>2305835
This is more realistic
de0b01 No.2305839
de0b01 No.2305840
>>2305836
I don't bother with it cause I'd rather just buy myself cool stuff.
de0b01 No.2305841
at least I know I'll appreciate it lol
663fd8 No.2305842
>>2305836
Yeah, can't be the real santa, so I had to fill the c in.
Got a bottle of bacardi and some Dr.Pepper. Time to get fucked up.
321bcb No.2305843
>>2305837
This is exactly what I've always said. You buy yourself a bunch of stuff if you want to observe christmas.
Example: There are 14 couples. Each buys shit for the other 13 couples. They all go broke and can't pay their bills because of all the shit they bought. Everyone hated at least half of the shit and hardly anyone used the other half.
The stress level was real high for all of them They worried and worried about how to pay for it all, what to get, getting stuff in time, and most of them had to deal with all the fucks in the wal-marts and kmarts, etc like themselves.
Etc, etc.
/blog
>>2305842
Better than nothing. A lot better even.
de0b01 No.2305847
>>2305843
We get along.
>>2305844
Get smonked bb
663fd8 No.2305848
>>2305843
Damn straight, I got out of bed at 5pm and realized all the stores are shut so I got a bacardi bottle from my offlicense for £15.99, bit expensive from what I usually get but I wanted to get fucked up.
ed350e No.2305849
>>2305843
wow getting old really does suck huh
eba84d No.2305850
>>2305846
Hey Kyle
>>2305847
Thanks here's a sexy zombo gril just for you hail santa
82635c No.2305851
the strong black woman character has beat up EVERYONE effortlessly... in every movie for the last 3 years.
82635c No.2305852
im having a bad christmas eve so im getting high. people who don't smoke weed either have to cope, or drink. and drinking makes everything worse. weed just makes you do nothing for a while.
4221f5 No.2305853
>>2305820
>>2305821
>>2305822
>>2305823
A respectable 7/10
29
Dentist
Got a pupper
Mid 700s
All-American Mustang babbbeee
Yes 👍
Only on state propositions
3 kids is a must
Ankylosaurus and Cookies & Creme
de0b01 No.2305854
>>2305850
2d
>>2305853
I'm sorry but we won't work out :(
Thanks for replying tho that was fun.
eba84d No.2305856
>>2305854
Well fine ho ho go fuk urself >:C
ed350e No.2305857
>>2305851
maybe little black women will be more aggressive in nature and then get raped more often now
de0b01 No.2305858
Maybe I will. I have a nice purple nubbly glass dildo calling my name.
de0b01 No.2305859
eba84d No.2305860
>>2305855
You're not getting any girls pregnant right?
I don't think you're ready to be a father
ed350e No.2305861
>>2305852
Yea, thats honestly true, weed is the "i have nothing better to do and id rather feel apathetic than sad" option, and as an adult you find this out the hard way if you grow up smoking it thinking things will be amazing
82635c No.2305862
>>2305857
yeano, and I sorta think it's dumb I'm annoyed at fiction.
82635c No.2305864
>>2305861
it does depend on the strain.
ed350e No.2305867
>>2305864
thats true but most activities with friends can be done sober without weed and you will have plenty of fun, weed really is better used for genuinely depressed people or people who have medical problems, or just for people who accept it as a voidfill
663fd8 No.2305868
>>2305820
>lol am I fuck cute.
>26
>Nope, I;m in courses bettering myself
>Damn straight I live alone, so good.
>Never had a credit card, so it's good.
>Too scared to drive
>>2305821
>I haven't been caught yet.
>>2305822
>I don't vote, I trust the public to make those sort of decisions
>ANd I don't want children, one of me is bad enough.
>>2305823
Don't know dinosaurs and I love rum and raisan.
eba84d No.2305869
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663fd8 No.2305870
My big treat for myself was this rum, coke and the Rubick Arcana. I'm not even that good on dota2 to justify that purchase.
d265df No.2305871
>>2305869
I don't really deal with women.
de0b01 No.2305872
>>2305867
it helps with depression fr
>>2305868
No.
That application was only for him.
>>2305869
goddam it yan
663fd8 No.2305873
>>2305872
Awww. So I don't get the job? ;w;
82635c No.2305874
>>2305867
if I want to have fun I'll play video games
663fd8 No.2305875
I like weed. It's a good way to get fucked up without a hangover. It just puts your mind aside and lets your heart entertain you. I miss weed. I hope it gets legalized.
321bcb No.2305876
>>2305848
need some for tomorrow though too won't you?
>>2305849
I hate to say it but overall yeah. Then being married would suck ass unless you found someone that don't want kids. Kids basically own you.
eba84d No.2305877
>>2305871
I'm not hearing a definite 'No'.
>>2305872
uwu thats me
de0b01 No.2305879
>>2305876
>Then being married would suck ass unless you found someone that don't want kids
>>2305876
>Then being married would suck ass unless you found someone that don't want kids
>>2305876
>Then being married would suck ass unless you found someone that don't want kids
>>2305876
>Then being married would suck ass unless you found someone that don't want kids
>>2305876
>Then being married would suck ass unless you found someone that don't want kids
ed350e No.2305880
annnnnd for christmas eve i get a jury duty summons in the mail
faaaantastic, its in detroit
de0b01 No.2305881
663fd8 No.2305882
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>>2305876
Nah, visiting my family so I'll be sober then. So this is my drunken xmas time.
So let's get festive.
4221f5 No.2305883
>>2305854
Its the cookies n creme, isnt it
ed350e No.2305885
It's fine, I am happy for the opportunity to serve my justice system and fulfill my duties as a citizen, and maybe convict a black person for being a nigger
321bcb No.2305886
>>2305879
All of your time & money.
>>2305880
a friend of mine filled out paperwork for the jury duty stuff in crayon and sent it back in. He got his ass reamed by a judge for that.
>>2305882
Or maybe just a little alcohol?
d265df No.2305887
>>2305884
I'd give him a hug.
eba84d No.2305888
>>2305887
THAT'S HOW YOU GET SOMEONE PREGNANT DUMB ASS
de0b01 No.2305889
>>2305883
no the kids thing :(
there would have been some follow up q's on a couple other things but that's kind of a dealbreaker.
>>2305886
b-but it's my money.
d265df No.2305890
>>2305888
I'll wear a condom.
I always wear 2 in case one breaks.
4221f5 No.2305891
>>2305889
Okay okay Ill hear you out. How about half of a kid?
de0b01 No.2305892
de0b01 No.2305893
d265df No.2305894
>>2305891
Calm down there Solomon.
663fd8 No.2305895
>>2305886
My mum probably has some alcohol left over from the last time. We were drinking Turbo Pimms. Which was Pimms, Rum, juice and lemonade.
321bcb No.2305896
>>2305889
exactly. Kids are too much.
>>2305894
KEK
>>2305895
Ever had a Long Island Iced Tea? I've never had one made right. It was all cheap bar stuff that tastes like "I wanna get drunk fast and hard."
de0b01 No.2305897
>>2305896
they give me anxiety with all their dumb questions lol
663fd8 No.2305898
>>2305896
Yeah, damn straight. I fucking loved it. They do them in this bar called Bar Java. Ever had a Zombie?
de0b01 No.2305899
and the 5 hour stories that could have been condensed into like 2 minutes.
eba84d No.2305900
b10e0a No.2305901
>>2305875
I didn't find it any good.
b10e0a No.2305902
>>2305843
You fix this problem by asking 'hey, what do you want for christmas'
321bcb No.2305903
>>2305897
It's just a massive investment because you have no time for yourself. Always gotta make sure they aren't into something they shouldn't be. Always gotta make sure they aren't watching porn when they are 8 and trying to fuck a girl at school or whatever from seeing the stuff.
>>2305898
Nah i haven't. what's that one? I've had a white russian. I like coffee so it was good.
ed350e No.2305905
>>2305886
I would have told them to stop being so fucking cheap and mail me a stamp in the court room.
4221f5 No.2305906
>>2305892
What if there's an accidental pregnancy.
321bcb No.2305907
>>2305904
I remember some of that stuff from years ago when i was taught it.
>>2305905
Judges around here are pretty strict. Contempt of court, community service for slight stuff even.
de0b01 No.2305908
>>2305903
yeah eff that. I wanna relax til I die not be a big, poor ball of stress.
>>2305906
I can assure you that is impossible.
d265df No.2305909
>>2305907
Being brought up Christian was kind of fun honestly. The Bible is a fun read if you aren't reading it as a religious person.
663fd8 No.2305910
>>2305901
It's not for everyone. I don't agree with some that say it's healthy for you. It's just a poison of choice, really. What's your vice? I won't judge, I tried heroine once and may I just say, it's fucking hyped as fuck, it ain't even that good.
4221f5 No.2305911
>>2305908
If biological is impossible, 0 it is.
Merry K A R I S M A S U
ed350e No.2305912
>>2305907
Mail me a pen then you motherfucker, what if I'm poor!?
No I'm joking, everyone should have a pen, but they shouldn't make you pay postage for a piece of mail you want to burn instead.
ae2ad9 No.2305913
>>2305823
saber tooth tiger
strawberry/rasberry cheesecake
663fd8 No.2305914
de0b01 No.2305915
>>2305911
:O
are you really a dentist or are you like the dental hygienist? what kind of pupper? did you kill someone?
>>2305913
That's not a dinosaur, but neither is a pterodactyl, so I'll accept that answer^^
that sounds wicked good. I usually just get black raspberry cause it's the best shade of purple everrrrr
ae2ad9 No.2305916
>>2305915
it was around same time as dino, so it count as dino era :)
i recently tried dried strawberrys, super yummy like gummy candy.
i've been putting purple dragonfruits in my starbucks strawberry frappe's recently
de0b01 No.2305918
>>2305916
i'm gonna have like a zillion strawberries once I start growing them. I'm super excited. Lots of dried fruits are yummy.
4221f5 No.2305919
>>2305915
Hygienist but I'm plenty competent to finish my DDS.
Ratdog. So a Chihuahua.
Absolutely no.
6c3b9d No.2305920