cc8d12 No.2299838
Free game: Subnautica
( available on fortnite store )
9cacdf No.2299841
Luka if I was a gril I'd marry u
9cacdf No.2299843
cc8d12 No.2299844
>>2299841
*hug*
>>2299842
the program that launches fortnite game
f0a4cd No.2299845
>>2299844
i think ill avoid that
b1e2d3 No.2299846
Subnautica vr is probably one of the worst things I've ever played.
cc8d12 No.2299847
>>2299845
its a free game
its a good game that (usually) costs a bit
d04727 No.2299848
>>2299846
I love subnautica, that sucks qq
f0a4cd No.2299849
>>2299847
i can pirate it if i want it
i dont want to install another drm thing to take up space on my ssd
9cacdf No.2299850
b1e2d3 No.2299851
>>2299848
The opening cut-scene started me in a wall and they didn't have a button to open the menu.
Also you don't have hands and you just pick things up with your nose like a fucking seal.
Oh and some of the stuff was so close to your face that it was unreadable. or literally text popping up off screen
cc8d12 No.2299852
>>2299849
you have to install it right now
just sign up
but the free offer expires soon
fe7309 No.2299854
Is this the part where we tc
f0a4cd No.2299855
>>2299852
i can just pirate it if i ever want to play it
and i dont need to install another drm on my ssd
d04727 No.2299856
>>2299851
Acquire normal subnautica
Is awesome game
b1e2d3 No.2299859
>>2299856
Normal subnautica has vr built into it.
f0a4cd No.2299860
>>2299854
why are you still using that name
fe7309 No.2299861
I voted for ban but Luka won
triggered
>>2299860
Cause I eat shit
fe7309 No.2299865
Do the japanese not understand comedy?
Nigga open your eyes
b1e2d3 No.2299866
>>2299862
I don't really feel like it right now. . . .
Maybe I'll play it in a few months.
f0a4cd No.2299867
>>2299865
<hey my name means something stupid in a language i dont understand
9cacdf No.2299868
They cheated obviously or don't understand the gameu.
You can only pick a person once.
Baka foreigners
9cacdf No.2299869
My name just means deep red in roach/mandarin.
9cacdf No.2299870
d04727 No.2299871
>>2299866
But you get the blip blip and the blublublub
and the FSHHHHHHHHHHH
If no play, just dont play any mobas
fe7309 No.2299872
>>2299867
That's the punchline you fuckin genuis lmao
b1e2d3 No.2299873
>>2299870
night
>>2299871
I'm not currently playing any mobas
I might start playing Battlerite again soon though.
fe7309 No.2299875
God those 2 nukes fucked you guys up
d04727 No.2299876
>>2299873
I dont know what that is but nigga if thats a moba dun doit!
b1e2d3 No.2299878
>>2299876
moba battle royale
fe7309 No.2299879
>>2299877
a little more to the left
d4d793 No.2299880
>>2299877
lol, paying attention to Soto
d04727 No.2299881
>>2299878
That sounds terrifying.
Why would you commit to such pain?
fe7309 No.2299882
>Hu talking about me
long haired monkey danish nigga talking shit
d04727 No.2299883
d4d793 No.2299884
Ofc I'm talking shit. After all, I'm talking about you
f0a4cd No.2299885
>>2299879
el salvador?
>>2299880
its kind of cute
its like a swede calling you a cuck
b1e2d3 No.2299886
>>2299881
I got into the top 200 for duos
it was fun
d4d793 No.2299887
>>2299885
Lol, it is, isn't it
f0a4cd No.2299888
>>2299887
the name just makes it even better
f57bc4 No.2299889
Kind of sucks that Fire Emblem has so many characters in Smash when every other series gets like 2 maybe.
0c1c43 No.2299892
b1e2d3 No.2299893
>>2299891
I'm really tired
goodnight
d04727 No.2299894
>>2299889
I wan all the characters already qq
>>2299893
night feg
f57bc4 No.2299895
>>2299893
bi
>>2299894
Still unlocking?
d4d793 No.2299896
>>2299888
It fits him perfectly
>>2299893
nini
a4e51d No.2299897
>>2299894
1) close game
2) open game
3) smash mode
4) 1 stock with 2.0x launch against level 1 enemy
5) destroy enemy in 1 smash hit
6) NEW CHALLENGER
7) defeat challenger, character is unlocked
8) close game, reopen, etc repeat
f0a4cd No.2299898
>>2299896
黒んぼニガー works better
f57bc4 No.2299899
>>2299897
That's so dull though.
It takes the fun out of finding them in Story mode or just playing and getting them when they pop up.
d4d793 No.2299900
>>2299898
What does that mean?
a4e51d No.2299901
>>2299899
you still have to unlock them in adventure mode if you want to use them in that mode
I just wanted them all unlocked for Smash mode so Tracer & I could try them all out and play together
d04727 No.2299902
>>2299895
yeah, im not really sure how many there is to find in that world though because i noticed you still get challenge characters
d04727 No.2299903
>>2299897
>needing 2x launch to win in 1 hit
HAH
9ef3b7 No.2299904
Is Soto sitting in some tc all alone or what
f57bc4 No.2299905
>>2299901
Eh.
>>2299902
Everyone is in the Adventure mode.
Just takes longer to unlock.
You get a challenger after every full clear of classic, and one every 10 min in Smash.
f57bc4 No.2299907
>>2299903
Bowser side smash baby.
a4e51d No.2299908
>>2299907
>>2299903
it just makes it easier lol
>>2299905
ur eh
2a4a8d No.2299909
>fucking toolpath
Cheating bitch
d04727 No.2299911
>>2299907
Lil mac!
>>2299908
But then how ya gonna smash 1hit without 2x?
a4e51d No.2299913
>>2299911
lemme smash and i'll show u
f57bc4 No.2299914
>>2299912
Don't look at me like that.
It makes me nervous.
2a4a8d No.2299916
>>2299914
You got it, bossman.
f57bc4 No.2299917
I could beat all of you with Wolf.
f57bc4 No.2299918
>>2299916
Hows my favorite little grease monkey?
d04727 No.2299921
f0a4cd No.2299923
a4e51d No.2299924
>>2299915
i'd like to see you try
2a4a8d No.2299926
>>2299918
Just hanging out and pissing with things here and there, typical way weekends go in the winter.
d04727 No.2299927
>>2299924
2lazy2try
However my smash preference is unwavered
f57bc4 No.2299928
>>2299926
Also I might bail on here so I can just talk to you in TG 'cause I don't know why I'm juggling 2 conversations with you at once.
f0a4cd No.2299929
2a4a8d No.2299930
>>2299928
Because it's funny.
f57bc4 No.2299931
>>2299930
I love ya dude, but not enough I won't smack you for being a jack ass.
f0a4cd No.2299933
d04727 No.2299935
>>2299934
Just before, JUST before you smash, ill do a wicked karate move so I smash, being satisfied that I expended so little energy to smash.
d04727 No.2299941
>>2299940
Oh ye I noticed Joker was in smash, have used?
d04727 No.2299944
>>2299943
I saw a thing about the joker from persona being in smash bros, was wondering if you used him, unless a dlc thing which is booo
a4e51d No.2299945
>>2299944
he is the first DLC character
no release date yet i believe
0c1c43 No.2299947
One did ink poems on vore upon thine annual parchment
Royally-Appointed Duchess Over /Animus/
d4d793 No.2299951
>>2299950
Never enough snow
a4fba7 No.2299952
>>2299951
I want METERS of snow!
d4d793 No.2299953
>>2299952
I'd be happy with just an inch
f0a4cd No.2299954
>>2299951
how does it snow in denmark
d4d793 No.2299955
>>2299954
It doesn't. Rarely ever does
f0a4cd No.2299956
>>2299955
surprising
i guess its more southern than i thought
a4fba7 No.2299957
>>2299953
what's that in democratic units
>>2299955
wet!
d4d793 No.2299958
>>2299956
hurr durr global warming, or something like that.
It's odd. We did get some snow in October, but I blame the fact the country is surrounded by seas. Keeps it somewhat warm-ish during winter too I guess
>>2299957
1/8'th of your dick, I guess
6ac62f No.2299959
>>2299950
There's never ANY here
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
a4fba7 No.2299960
>>2299958
Of yours prolly lmao :sob:
>>2299959
Isn't Australia basically summer always?
f0a4cd No.2299961
>>2299958
is there a way to compare how north denmark is to japan?
d4d793 No.2299962
>>2299960
I guess it's about 2.5cm, or something
>>2299961
No idea :<
6ac62f No.2299963
>>2299960
winter makes it pretty mild temp wise with constant overcast and rain
and that's nice
a4fba7 No.2299965
>>2299962
*pet* how often do you get snow?
>>2299963
thats pretty nice!
>>2299964
do you get snow often?
d4d793 No.2299966
>>2299964
yeah, I'm not particularly useful
>>2299965
Not often, and rarely around Christmas. Do get it once or twice a year though, but it's rarely around for long
a4fba7 No.2299967
f0a4cd No.2299968
>>2299965
Where I live now no
In Niigata where I grew up there was a lot of snow.
d4d793 No.2299969
>>2299967
But you just got some in December. I'm jelly
a4fba7 No.2299970
>>2299968
You're Tokyo now right
a4fba7 No.2299971
>>2299969
I want more! Meters!
Last year we had a surprise one around October which was nice.
080aa4 No.2299972
sos help me sleep
jajaja i'm so tired
d4d793 No.2299975
>>2299971
You really wanna go drive in it too? Isn't that a nightmare?
a4fba7 No.2299977
>>2299976
yay warm
>>2299975
yeah handbrake on for drift mode!
d4d793 No.2299979
>>2299977
Then you'll just get tickets!
a4fba7 No.2299980
>>2299979
omg stop reminding me ;;
6ac62f No.2299983
>>2299965
Mhmmm
The one nice thing about where I live is it's statistically overcast 75% of days
b7ad84 No.2299984
The entire body of the horseshoe crab is protected by a hard carapace. It has two compound lateral eyes, each composed of about 1,000 ommatidia, plus a pair of median eyes that are able to detect both visible light and ultraviolet light, a single endoparietal eye, and a pair of rudimentary lateral eyes on the top. The latter become functional just before the embryo hatches. Also, a pair of ventral eyes is located near the mouth, as well as a cluster of photoreceptors on the telson. The horseshoe crab has five additional eyes on top of its shell. Despite having relatively poor eyesight, the animals have the largest rods and cones of any known animal, about 100 times the size of humans',[8][9] and their eyes are a million times more sensitive to light at night than during the day.[10] The mouth is located in the center of the legs, whose bases are referred to as gnathobases and have the same function as jaws and help grind up food. The horseshoe crab has five pairs of legs for walking, swimming, and moving food into the mouth, each with a claw at the tip, except for the last pair.
Behind its legs, the horseshoe crab has book gills, which exchange respiratory gases, and are also occasionally used for swimming.[11] As in other arthropods, a true endoskeleton is absent, but the body does have an endoskeletal structure made up of cartilaginous plates that support the book gills. They are more often found on the ocean floor searching for worms and molluscs, which are their main food. They may also feed on crustaceans and even small fish.[citation needed]
fe7309 No.2299985
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4adc50 No.2299990
>>2299987
Not sure if joke :<
a4fba7 No.2299991
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d4d793 No.2299999
1ce07e No.2300002
>>2299995
Of course... you and everyone else.
1ce07e No.2300004
>>2300003
>when she yells for more but u all out
a4fba7 No.2300008
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1ce07e No.2300010
>>2300007
Fast forward another 70 years, the humans begin harassing alien women for nudes and sex in their practically unintelligible idea of the alien's language.
a4e51d No.2300011
>>2300010
Well yeah, dem aliens are way hotter than those dirty women we got.
6ac62f No.2300013
>>2299999
>>2300000
I'm sorry I didn't ALSO call you dumb
4e6388 No.2300014
search “29 korean scientists killed by AI” on youtube
basically in april 2017, four autonomous war machines decided they had had enough and killed the scientists working on them. while they were trying to disassemble them, one linked to a satellite and started gathering information on how to rebuild itself stronger.
i have heard it built itself a gun, but that’s sounds far fetched to me, if all of this wasn’t already far fetched, but i can’t find any debunks, apparently this really happened
there has already been a terminator style rising of the machines
my name is erin, and if you are listening, you ARE the resistance
4e6388 No.2300015
meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, in the news recently, Russia’s most advanced bipedal robot was revealed to be a man in a suit
661a68 No.2300018
I mean if it just rams its usb dick into the 3d printer it can make a gun, right?
also, good morning.
44931e No.2300019
4e6388 No.2300020
>>2300018
yeah i have no idea, in the video i watched was i think the original woman who leaked the info, who was given it by an ex-marine-type-guy who was involved in the project and only spoke in 30 second phone conversations cause he knew he was being tapped, and she reported everything up to and including the satelite link, but the learning to rebuild itself stronger and building itself a gun came from the friend who told me about this, i didn't hear that from the horses mouth
and good morning my lovely <3
4e6388 No.2300021
my logic was you can't just build a gun, you need specific stuff like ammunition, the best you could really do with just random parts is some kind of shitty catapult
but if these were war machines i suppose maybe there was already a gun or gun parts in the lap and it just had to get to it and plug it in
idk
this story is so fucking surreal, i have no idea how much of it to believe
4e6388 No.2300023
i can believe 4 autonomous war machines decided to kill 29 scientists
i can believe one started uplinking to satelites to obtain tactical information it could use
it gets harder to believe when they start rebuilding themselves stronger
36134e No.2300024
>>2300014
do you have any theories on 9/11?
2a4a8d No.2300025
>>2300021
>or gun parts in the lap and it just had to get to it and plug it in
What?
36134e No.2300026
4e6388 No.2300028
>>2300024
let's just say, i know what you did.
na i am aware this is fucking farfetched, the dude that told me this is a huge conspiracy theorist and i didn't beleive him at first, but then he told me to search it and it was reported in mainstream news and shit. seems like at least some of this actually happened.
>>2300025
lab*
2a4a8d No.2300029
>>2300028
I had discerned the typo- It still doesn't make any fucking sense.
36134e No.2300030
>>2300027
is so 2016
>>2300028
I can't find any mainstream sources
4e6388 No.2300031
>>2300029
there is a lab where they are building weaponised robots
apparently one of these robots built itself a gun
i find that near impossible to believe, but what i find more plausible, was there was already a gun for that robot in the lab, and it was just able to aquire and attatch it
idk even that is highly implausible, but it's the only way i can imagine anything like that actually happened
>>2300030
oh, no, you're right, i had mistaken a similar guardian article as being about this
seems it's still just youtube shit
4e6388 No.2300032
it doesn't sound real. the way it's been reported, sounds like this AI is bordering on sentience. but i'm open to more information.
36134e No.2300033
>>2300031
or maybe the ai figured out a way to suppress information
36134e No.2300034
2a4a8d No.2300035
>>2300032
You keep bringing up the "it got into a satellite" thing but did they specify it just being "linked" to a satellite and leave it at that? Satellites are pretty specialized shit that only have as much shit in them as they need so somehow I don't think they had a few spare RAID arrays tucked in the corner for a "sentient" AI to get cozy in for a little bit because more weight costs more money to send into space. This whole thing reeks of hearing it from a friend who heard from a friend who etc- I'd bet a crisp 20 dollar bill it was some kinda live fire exercise that the gooks fucked up IFF procedure on and that's how they bought the farm with the "IT WAS IN THE SATELLITES TRYING TO CRACK THE INTERNET MAINFRAME" sorta shit coming from per usual incompetent journalists who don't understand the damn thing probably gets telemetry data and global position via satellite- IF this isn't all just a crock of shit.
2f417d No.2300036
I could go for some weed right now. Shame it's illegal.
I for one, welcome our AI overlords.
36134e No.2300037
it's gonna happen whether I think about it or not. so I'd rather not think about it.
2a4a8d No.2300038
>>2300036
Do not partake of the devil's lettuce.
4e6388 No.2300039
>>2300033
maybe i have
>>2300035
i have no idea dude watch the videos, this is not my "leak"
2f417d No.2300040
>>2300038
But it's just so damn good.
It fucks you up reliably and doesn't have a hangover.
I WANT SOME SATAN VEGGIES
44931e No.2300041
>>2300036
it's legal here now
36134e No.2300042
>>2300039
never thought about making node scripts that do stuff and use console. feel kinda dumb.
2a4a8d No.2300043
>Erin says Korea
>video says Japan
HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO
4e6388 No.2300044
it's illegal federally
you're still BREAKING THE LAWWWW
>>2300042
i am simple and JS is the only language i know if i wanna do console stuff it has to be node
4e6388 No.2300045
>>2300043
i said korean scientists, not korea
2f417d No.2300046
>>2300041
And it makes me fucking envious.
The UK will never legalize the demon green, they changed cigarette packets so they all have to be black on not in colour because 'Bright colours are appealing to children'.
4e6388 No.2300047
well i know PHP and stuff but it makes me feel old
36134e No.2300048
>>2300044
it's not simple to make your own bots and make an archive. not til after you learned it. how long did it take?
2a4a8d No.2300049
She only ever says "29 humans"
2a4a8d No.2300050
Am I being trolled? Is somebody gonna start telling me about The Black Knight or HAARP next?
4e6388 No.2300051
>>2300048
all the old thread bots and the archive and the bank and stuff were all PHP
take to learn it or take to write that stuff?
to learn it i been picking at it since i was like 19, that's 6 years ago, but by no means religiously, i go years without doing anything.
and to write all that stuff there isn't really a time frame, i added shit slowly for like a year, stuff like the archive was basically done to working in a day, but refined bit by bit for weeks to months after.
4e6388 No.2300053
JS and PHP are really easy to learn. I am absolute shit with things like C# and VB, like actual programming languages, but scripting languages like JS and PHP you can just throw yourself into them and learn as you go and you'll be making nice shit in like a week once you get the basic principals, as long as you can reference the net for what you need as you go
36134e No.2300054
>>2300051
motivation matters. hard to want to make something you don't find interesting. or necessary.
44931e No.2300055
>>2300046
my favorite thing is that paraphernalia isn't considered paraphernalia anymore
2f417d No.2300056
Fuck this, I'm getting 8 cans of lager, which is overpriced in the offlicence but it is the only place that is open. Be right back.
4e6388 No.2300057
>>2300054
it helps a lot yeah
one of the key moments i think i'd say i got actually okay with JS, was when i realised how fucking horrible jQuery is, stopped using it, and instead wrote a small library of my own, based very loosely on how the output of CoffeeScript looks.
CoffeeScript compiles to JS, but very, very pretty JS, and to this day i use my tiny little library in like everything i do, and jQuery makes me vomit harder than ever
4e6388 No.2300058
if you wanna see the library, its in 8k
https://pastebin.com/raw/izs9qPBy
it's all the funcs at the top that start with $
d4d793 No.2300059
>>2300058
>pastebin an 8k source file
Why not throw it on github, gitlab or something similar?
36134e No.2300060
>>2300053
very basic. it makes the field waaay more competitive. do what other people tend to want instead of what you want. I've yet to.
>>2300057
I need to make my tiny library
4e6388 No.2300061
the massive chunk of shit that looks like
sjisconv["\u8f39"]="\xe7u";sjisconv["\u8f3b"]="\xe7t";
that's a complete implementation of ShiftJIS, that handles japanese characters and lets the script parse tripcodes, it's not mine, i have no idea who wrote it, i just stole it, but it's really cool.
>>2300059
that's the whole of 8k, it's just a userscript, doesn't need one really. i'm not fucking with gitkraken every time i make a small change to 8k.
>>2300060
what sort of stuff have you done so far?
i'd bet you're a lot better than me, i have no formal education and the brain of a lizard, my code is real hacky.
36134e No.2300062
>>2300058
will look at it later. it'd seem fair to show you mine if you wanted
4e6388 No.2300063
d4d793 No.2300064
>>2300061
git add .
git commit -m "changed blah blah blah"
git push
If you can code, then you can use git using the shell too, come on now
36134e No.2300065
>>2300063
over Discord. it's supposed to be a secret.
4e6388 No.2300066
>>2300064
you assume i'm smarter and care more than i am or do
i'm not smart, i have autism, and this is not something professional, it's a userscript i write cause i like it better than 8chan by itself, i'm not sure anybody except me uses it any more. it was broken for over a year while i wasn't posting, i only fixed it like 2 days ago.
pastebin used to be great, cause i had a server notify of updates, and it could serve the update as the pastebin raw file with #.user.js on the end, which would install it through the userscript manager, but now, pastebin stops you putting anchors on links, and 8chan's CORS policy prevents reading an external update notice
4e6388 No.2300067
2f417d No.2300068
Got my 8 cans, let's crack em.
Just let me channel my crazy, get into that deep dark headspace where I find most of my illuminating ramblings.
*sip*
I HERALD DARK AND TWISTED PORTENTS
GOD ATE THE QUEEN
AND WE ALL JUST WATCHED
AS OUR LODGINGS GOT DRAGGED TO HELL BY BATS
36134e No.2300069
2f417d No.2300070
I better win the absolute mad man award.
I tried my best, hung up all my darkest totems and worshipped Gaben every day.
4e6388 No.2300071
before the 8chan CORS bullshit it would also show you're country flag next to name and tripcode output in the QR there, but now it can't reach freegeoip.net from within thread :(
2f417d No.2300072
Ugh, coding.
Way beyond my understanding, why you nerds gotta be so smart? It's like I don't fit in here.
36134e No.2300073
pretty sure there are ways around CORS.
36134e No.2300074
many people when they get senior positions avoid writing code.
apparently it's shit for a lot of people.
4e6388 No.2300076
>>2300069
i have no idea what this does
for a minute i was even confused if i was looking at jQuery or perl cause of that mysql_manip
>>2300073
any suggestions?
36134e No.2300077
>>2300076
idk how posting works on here, but the vichan based api has plenty of get hooks
4e6388 No.2300078
>>2300072
any language i can write is not one you need to be smart for doll
a4fba7 No.2300079
gist.github.com
for code dumps
a4fba7 No.2300080
actually just use google docs
4e6388 No.2300081
>>2300077
it's nothing to do with posting, basically the CORS policy does not allow accessing exteral websites from within 8chan
it's shit to prevent XSS attacks
pic related, 8k trying to get my country flag
4e6388 No.2300082
it does make me wonder how this works tho, and if exploring that might reveal a hack.
36134e No.2300083
>>2300076
how do you mean 'from within 8chan'?
isn't it just your browser, and how does it know to block anything?
2f417d No.2300084
>>2300078
But you do need commitment and an attention span to learn the fucking thing. I just got over relearning short division.
4e6388 No.2300085
4e6388 No.2300086
>For security reasons, browsers restrict cross-origin HTTP requests initiated from within scripts. For example, XMLHttpRequest and the Fetch API follow the same-origin policy. This means that a web application using those APIs can only request HTTP resources from the same origin the application was loaded from, unless the response from the other origin includes the right CORS headers.
4e6388 No.2300087
XMLHttpRequest is what we use for this shit.
36134e No.2300088
>>2300085
sounds like an interesting problem.
4e6388 No.2300089
>>2300088
the tl;dr is i can't talk to freegeoip.net from a script running on 8chan any more :(
2f417d No.2300090
Fuck, Super Best Friends have stopped their shit.
The fuck am I gonna watch on youtube now?
4e6388 No.2300091
my ass is currently bleeding when i wipe.
a tiny bit.
36134e No.2300092
>>2300089
are you really sure you can't?
2f417d No.2300093
>>2300091
That's ass cancer, write a will now, make sure I get your ipod.
2f417d No.2300094
>>2300091
Jokes aside, I sometimes bleed a little bit from my ass, thinking I'm wiping too hard.
4e6388 No.2300095
>>2300092
not to my knowledge, if you know something i don't please share
>>2300093
>>2300094
it's not right on my cornhole, it's above it where the crack ends, i think it's cause i had an itch there i scratched a bunch the other day, and now wiping opens the scratch a bit.
4e6388 No.2300096
i'd watch the wiping too hard thing tho, my friend did that, got a leaky bleeding asshole, had to go to the doctor and wear pads for months
36134e No.2300097
>>2300095
use a proxy? not like a proxy, make the data get something via another node instance.
36134e No.2300098
>>2300095
how are you wiping that far
4e6388 No.2300099
>>2300097
it's not node, it's a userscript, it all runs within the 8chan window
>>2300098
front to back
2f417d No.2300100
>>2300095
Yeah, I bleed right in there wiping too hard.
One time I got piles, fucking sucks, a hurting, itching asshole with a fucking swollen thing inside it.
You think it'll go away on it's own or you think you need a doctor to have a look at it? My ass problems solved themselves out so you might be looking at a few weeks of uncomfortableness.
36134e No.2300101
>>2300099
how was it talking to freegeoip before?
4e6388 No.2300102
>>2300100
na it's fine, it's not bad at all lol, doesn't hurt or anything, just a scratch
>>2300101
8chan had a much more relaxed CORS policy back then
f57bc4 No.2300103
I regret sending off my tax payment 'cause now I can't replace my phone now that it's rapidly dying.
2f417d No.2300104
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Let's start this shit off with some awesome videogame music. Let's get freaky.
>>2300102
Get someone to kiss it better, lol.
4e6388 No.2300105
BIG BANK,
WE GETTIN PAYED OVER HERE
BROKE NIGGAS,
GO STAND OVER THERE
FAKE ASS HOES,
GO MEET EM OVER THERE
LIL BOOTIES,
THEY MATTER OVER HERE
36134e No.2300106
>>2300102
why can't you just add your own script? why does it have to go through 8chan? what do you mean within 8chan's page? the HTML?
2f417d No.2300107
>>2300105
Yes! Let it flow through you!
CAPS LOCK AND SICK RHYMES
POST HARDER NOT SMARTER
4e6388 No.2300108
>>2300106
cause that's what a userscript is
it uses a browser addon, like GreaseMonkey, ViolentMonkey, etc. to add custom JS to a website
8k is a userscript that gives 8chan a new quick reply and some extra features, and as a userscript, it is bound by the rules of all the JS on 8chan, to which the same-origin policy and CORS apply
4e6388 No.2300109
>>2300107
lmao
that's the spirit
4e6388 No.2300110
>>2300106
>>2300108
to elaborate; nothing runs externally
the addon basically just tacks the custom JS to the end of the page
it's not a separate program or server or anything
2f417d No.2300111
>>2300109
>>2300109
Shame that Sunday ain't the time for spirits. I could go for some rum, but nah, got Fosters, gonna try and drink a pint can every half an hour; gonna channel my inner crazy for that sweet rare /SCANIMUS/ postan.
I feel like I'm far from illegality and conflict though. No more drugs or looking after weed plants, no, I'm in a Teacher's Assistant course. I think they're trying to get me back into the normal community but I sorta miss the craziness of takin' MDMA and getting into shenanigans. I think this is what growing up feels like.
4e6388 No.2300112
>>2300111
eh
i am going to prison for drugs in less than a month
still like drugs, not gonna stop personal use, lol
4e6388 No.2300114
just kidding btw law enforcement niggas
just memes
2f417d No.2300116
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>>2300112
I like drugs. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna miss you.
I think the war on drugs is bullshit.
I got a song for you, I hope the time passes easy. People say mental hospital is worse than prison. I say that's bullshit. You get professionals trying to get you back in business, really concerned individuals trying to get your marbles together. You wouldn't get that in prison.
cc8d12 No.2300121
>>2300120
i wonder what theyre saying
4e6388 No.2300123
BABY CON RA TA TA TA TA
BABY YO SOY TU CRIMINAL
BABY CON RA TA TA TA TA
BABY TU NOVIO LO VA A OLVIDAR
BABY CON RA TA TA TA TA
BABY CONMIGO TE VA A MUDAR
BABY CON RANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BABY DO TIRO LO VOA MATAR
>>2300116
lol it's gonna be pretty shitty, but yeah. life. i shall take a listen c:
4e6388 No.2300124
oh this song is familliar kinda
cc8d12 No.2300125
>>2300122
*pat pat*
well imma go lay and rest for a little bit. feeling low energy mood.
f57bc4 No.2300126
>>2300125
Rest well. I'm going to lurk until my friends show up.
2f417d No.2300127
>>2300123
Life fucking sucks for freaks like us. But we become legends amongst our local circle. Like can you imagine being normal? The fuck would you talk about?
>Yeah I'm having mac n cheese, going to watch tv and maybe have a glass of wine if I'm feeling naughty.
I'm glad I got sent to the mental hospital, it's a fucking great ice breaker, more than the story of how I lost £80 on pornhub whilst high on MDMA
4e6388 No.2300128
>>2300127
idk, maybe normal life is fine if you have the capacity for it. i really don't.
36134e No.2300130
>>2300110
so what's telling the 8chan page to refuse those connections?
are you sure you're framing this right?
what does freegeoid get you? a json?
4e6388 No.2300131
>>2300130
the same-origin policy is
yes
yep, location data in JSON format, or it was, when i just checked the site has since been shut down, but that's what it was.
4e6388 No.2300132
all the flags were stored on my own server which isn't online any more too, like every single facet of that function is broken, lol
2f417d No.2300133
>>2300128
Same. I'm just too fucked up for it.
Like how can you go and work in a school whilst you're joined to Shadman's discord?
I think I got some advice for you when you're incarcerated because this applies to both jail and the looney bin.
NEVER, EVER, IN A MILLION YEARS, bring in a monopoly game and play with your inmates. I did this once, and there was a guy who spoke to himself, talking absolute bollocks which didn't make sense, and there was this other guy who was in a suicidal state because his mother died I think or something or other.
Anyway, we was playing the rule that all tax goes in the middle of the board and you get that tax money if you land on Free Parking. So Suicidal Bro lands on free parking and gets a lot of dosh, which then the guy who talks to himself pulls on a proper wobbly and goes fucking apeshit. I was fucken scared, we agreed never to play monopoly again.
36134e No.2300134
>>2300131
>>2300132
whatever the case, sometimes taking a step back and making notes helps solve the problem.
learned about coffeescript and making tiny libraries today.
it's been a good day. and good night.
4e6388 No.2300135
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var $flagsp = $('#kqrValidFlag');
var xhr = new XMLHttpRequest();
xhr.open("GET", k.proto + '//freegeoip.net/json/');
xhr.onreadystatechange = function(){
if(xhr.readyState == 4){
var rx = $.JSON(xhr.responseText);
$flagsp.innerHTML = '<img title="' + rx['country_name'] + '" alt="[' + rx['country_code'] + ']" style="margin-top:-2px;" src="' + k.proto + '//crypta.ml/flags/' + rx['country_code'].toLowerCase() + '.png">';
}
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xhr.send();
}
>>2300133
lolol i think a more general rule is not to get too involved with anyone
>>2300134
i don't think it's solvable, but i'll explore more, however 8chan allows loading remote JS from the options menu is an avenue to explore
is that good night as in you're going, or it just has been one?
2f417d No.2300136
>>2300135
Yeah, I got too involved with nobheads and it cost me a lot of money and sanity.
4e6388 No.2300138
LMAO HOLY SHIT
so while i fixing 8k the other day, one of the main problems was after every post, it sprung an alert the just said "ajax"
so i went to the lengths of taking the 8chan alert function, refactoring it into 8k code, which was not that easy, and putting a return in it so if the alert just said "ajax" it wouldn't fire
I HAVE JUST NOTICED, THAT ALERT, WAS ME.
I was using it as a diagnostic when I was writing another script in the 8chan custom JS window, and i just never removed it, pic related
so the majority of the work i did getting 8k fixed up was pointless
4e6388 No.2300139
well. now we know. i need to change some shit.
2f417d No.2300140
>>2300138
Yep, more shit that went over my head this day.
What is 8k?
4e6388 No.2300141
>>2300140
i did a dumb stupid thing and it makes me think my long term memory issues are encroaching more on the short term
like 4chan X for 8chan
2f417d No.2300142
>>2300141
Welp, at least you know you did a dumb stupid thing. Some don't and just go on with their stupid day.
Was 4chan X that namefag program I used to use?
Think I need to drink faster? I'm on my second can and I got 6 more to sink, it's taking me ages and I don't think I can go all crazy at this very moment, not matter how much I hype myself.
601d15 No.2300143
>>2300142
you still have it installed. it is namesync. i saw it over there when you posted
2f417d No.2300144
>>2300143
Oh shit, so I do. Maybe I should pop over 4chan one day and spread the everloving madness to their avatarfag threads.
4e6388 No.2300145
>>2300142
that was namesync, 4chan X just makes 4chan work a lot nicer, prettier QR and stuff
up to you c: if you can stomach it, go for it
4e6388 No.2300146
i forget if namesync works with native js on 4chan, it might now, but i might be wrong, if you have namesync working it might also mean you have 4chan X working
2f417d No.2300147
>>2300145
Alright, I'm going for it.
CAN'T STOP THE SCANNER
MY DICK IS AS HARD AS A HAMMER
4e6388 No.2300148
NOW STOP
WAIT A MINUTE
NOW BACK AT IT
BACK AT IT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN CRACK ADDICT
SEX ADDICT
I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN SEX ADDICT
HIT SHORTY FROM THE BACK
GOT HER BACK CRACKIN
BACK CRACKIN B-BACK CRACKIN
2f417d No.2300149
I TOO, AM A MYSTIC OF TRASH AND VIOLENCE
I AM A TWISTED EXPERIMENT OF GOD'S CREATION
A JACKASS WHO THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS AFTER HIM
A MISTAKE, A BLUNDER, SERENDIPITY MADE FLESH
I SIP THE LAGER, THEN WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER
e7a95f No.2300150
2f417d No.2300151
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>>2300150
THE UNHOLY TRIUMVIRATE IS NOW COMPLETE.
The Kawaii, the crazy and the baka all join forces. The Hufflepuff elite, the looney from Liverpool and the Disco Scootaloo from Pony-a-loo. Let's make this thread great again!
e7a95f No.2300152
4e6388 No.2300153
just another old nigga on a young niggas dick
2f417d No.2300154
>>2300152
I'm hype. Don't know why. I'm on my 3rd can in.
Would 8 pints of Fosters Lager fuck me up? I hope it fucks me up.
4e6388 No.2300155
4e6388 No.2300156
you should switch to kronenbourg tho
e7a95f No.2300157
Stella a better step tbh
Or a bottle of broon
Or bucks
2f417d No.2300158
Grit your teeth and hide your toys, friends.
Things are about to get a little hectic.
I wish I had that image of Yakui, Yabai and Ozoi to complete this pact.
>>2300156
They don't sell it, I would fucking love a kronenbourg. I'm a cider drinker, not much for lager.
If you ever visit St.Helens, there are a few places where you give a fuck about. Bar Java makes Zombie Cocktails, Cricketeers for inhouse cider and real ale and was voted best CAMRA pub in the nation, and Shere Khan for a king kebab. Oh, and Clockface for weed.
>>2300157
I grew up on Fosters, can't just switch to Stella.
4e6388 No.2300159
kronenbourg full 5%, stella only 4.8
kronenbourg also tastes a lot more strongly like beer, and doesn't foam up in your mouth
good shit
4e6388 No.2300160
>>2300158
i can't drink cider, too much like apple juice, i have a phobia of soft drinks and juices, that cider triggers
4e6388 No.2300161
also kronenbourg pint can are an actual pint, not 500ml ;)
2f417d No.2300162
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I can't go full measure and get spirits because I got a class I have to go to tomorrow, but I wanted to get a little messed up so 8 pint cans of Fosters it is.
I remember a time where I used to drink 20 of the fuckers. Used to buy them in Liverpool with the retail box and wrapping. I'd buy an industrial amount of lager. Good times.
>>2300160
You don't like soft drinks? What do you like to drink? Non alcoholic and alcoholic.
I can't drink spirits straight, shit makes me gag and throw up.
fe7309 No.2300163
Erin I thought you were in jail lol
4e6388 No.2300164
>>2300162
i can drink coca cola and pepsi, they're the only ones of the soft drinks i can drink. i like tea and coffee, and for alcohols, i like beer, but mostly buckfast.
4e6388 No.2300165
>>2300163
not yet my dude
next month
2f417d No.2300166
>>2300164
I tried buckfast, 2 bottles of them gets me fucked up, not sure if I like the taste of them though. I'll have to buy it again and try more sips. I like rum and coke, or lager or cider.
I'm put off coke and pepsi, drink 30p energy drinks nowadays.
2f417d No.2300167
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I miss 2014.
We had Lisa the Painful RPG, Hotline Miami, drugs at arms reach and alcohol flowed like Niagra falls. Probably the tip of the mountain which I fell over and found myself in the loving care of social workers.
4e6388 No.2300168
>>2300166
lol 2 bottles of buckfast is VERY dangerous, i'd try stick to one
energy drinks are one of the worst for me, probably cause the smell is so strong and travels so far
that said, i can almost handle red bull in a jagerbomb. but that is the only circumstance, i'm not sure what's so special about it exactly, but i think it's cause, stay with me here, it feels more like food than a drink. the way a jagerbomb goes down feels like you're eating. feels crunchy.
sorry if that makes no sense, it's just me
4e6388 No.2300169
time i started considering ordering dinner but idk if i want to
2f417d No.2300170
>>2300168
You know me, I throw caution to the wind and wreck myself.
Yeah, they do smell pungent, and I don't know why I like the taste, I just do.
I used to down two jagerbombs, call myself a Gunzerker and that I'm Dual Wielding, before going on the double rums and coke. For me, I always thought that Guinness felt more like a food than a drink, it's just so thick and so full.
It does make sense, but I never tasted crunchy in it. For me it's like a condom, one quick fix and then it's gone.
2f417d No.2300171
>>2300169
I spent £20 on Papa Johns yesterday, £9 on cigs and £12 on lager. I'm treating myself, and so should you. Unless you got something nice to cook, I'd go with ordering.
You know what I love? Koka noodles. They're the best.
4e6388 No.2300172
>>2300170
thank god you get what i was saying at least, i have had to explain that a few times and it always makes me feel retarded
2f417d No.2300173
>>2300172
My gift was always to convey the most intangible and hard to understand and boil it down to the most simplest. Like, I explained what negative numbers were to a kid who didn't have a full grasp of math.
4e6388 No.2300174
>>2300171
na i have zero food in the house if i wanna eat i have to call it in
and those noodles also scare me, cause i have a similar phobia of seafood, and on the back those noodles say "may contain traces of crustaceans, fish"
601d15 No.2300175
>>2300144
most people talk on discord so only at random times is there many people. always in the /trash/ board though
4e6388 No.2300176
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me n my two niggas, we like Ed, Edd n Eddy
e7a95f No.2300177
I’m sick truck i do anything for a quick zucc
44931e No.2300178
rolling up the good bout to face and behead it
2f417d No.2300179
>>2300174
Nigga you have no idea what you're missing. Add some peanut butter in and you got yourself some scrumptious Pad Thai.
Never knew you hated seafood. Squid is lovely.
>>2300175
Ah, so I can't go in with my nuts in my hand, screaming that I'm the herald of the mad?
601d15 No.2300180
>>2300179
maybe. a few people could talk. it's a hit and miss.
4e6388 No.2300181
>>2300178
my nigga :3
>>2300179
dear lord that sounds horrible lol
e7a95f No.2300182
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh
2f417d No.2300183
>>2300180
Remind me to get into /trash/ when I'm going on a bender. Sounds like a good jump for me.
>>2300181
Yeah, everywhere is closed, you better order in or do what I do and fill up on alcohol.
>>2300182
Hit or miss me with that gay shit.
4e6388 No.2300184
NIGGAS HITTY, UH
>>2300183
eventually.
e7a95f No.2300185
4e6388 No.2300186
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SLAP MY ELBOW YA DO IT LIKE THIS
4e6388 No.2300188
S-M-O-U-S-E IS DOIN IT RIGHT,
NOT YA SHOULDER OR YA KNEES
IT'S YA ELBOW,
RIGHT?
e7a95f No.2300189
2f417d No.2300190
>>2300184
Eventually what?
What is happening?
IS IT BEGINNING?
2f417d No.2300191
>>2300189
Yeah, I heard he had to move jails because everyone was eager to test their new sharp implements on him.
4e6388 No.2300193
>>2300190
eventually i shall order food. maybe.
SO SLAP IT UUUUP
YA ELBOW
e7a95f No.2300194
4e6388 No.2300195
MOOOOOM
NATH'S JUST PISSED ON ME
2f417d No.2300196
>>2300194
GRRRR. I can't work there anymore. I'm in supported living and I won't be able to earn enough to pay for the place.
2f417d No.2300198
>>2300193
What you ordering? And I don't really like seafood that much, but I had squid and it was nice.
4e6388 No.2300199
>>2300198
idk yet, maybe a chicken burger, maybe a battered black pudding, maybe a pizza from dominos
i have never eaten seafood. i have some stupid restricted intake disorder thing and it's near the top of the ristricted list
e7a95f No.2300201
2f417d No.2300203
>>2300199
Battered black pudding?!
The fuck?!
Is this one of those reasons for travelling to Scotland again? I love black pudding and I love batter.
4e6388 No.2300204
>>2300203
yeah it’s good
that’s what i had last night, pic related
2f417d No.2300205
>>2300204
Looks scrumptious. What do you have with it? Seems it needs to be in a barm thing with eggs and bacon.
4e6388 No.2300206
>>2300205
nothing, i wasn't very hungry. i ordered it with 3 fritters but i gave them to the dog
e7a95f No.2300207
Battered mars bar u cunts
4e6388 No.2300208
>>2300207
is tht all scotland is 2 u
just battered mars bars
I'LL HAVE U KNO WE BATTER SO MANY OTHER THINGS
4e6388 No.2300209
we batter pizzas
it's called a pizza crunch
aad73c No.2300212
>>2300167
can it be LISA time?
e7a95f No.2300213
2f417d No.2300214
>>2300209
Are you serious?
Does this mean you can batter calzone?
4e6388 No.2300216
>>2300214
i've never seen battered calzone on a menu but i'm sure they'd do it if you asked
2f417d No.2300217
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>>2300212
Yeah, sure man, just let me finish this can and start channeling my spells.
2f417d No.2300218
>>2300216
Fuck yeah, I'm coming to your place one day if you don't mind. I'll need to buy a tablet so I can shitpost on the move.
4e6388 No.2300219
30% off your pizza if you give it a name and a logo and shit
>>2300218
sure c:
2f417d No.2300221
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4TH CAN IN
IT IS NOW LISA TIME
4e6388 No.2300222
oh. not allowed a rude pizza.
2f417d No.2300223
>>2300219
I have a backpack. Should I do the most ill advised thing like when I visited my ex-girlfriend and bring two bottles of MD-40?
2f417d No.2300224
>>2300222
BUT I LOVE RUDE PIZZA
4e6388 No.2300227
>>2300223
nooo bring buckfast
no fruit flavours pls
>>2300224
i fixed it
2f417d No.2300228
>>2300227
There's fruit flavours?
Shit, I'd fucking love a fruit flavoured buckfast.
>>2300225
TAKE ALL THE JOYY
FIGHT DOGS
2f417d No.2300229
>>2300227
Hope this goes past them pesky censors.
f0a4cd No.2300230
>>2300045
it was believable until you said korean scientists in japan
4e6388 No.2300231
>>2300228
noooo, buckfast is buckfast flavour
some abomination based on red wine
i mean MD or any other strongly fruit flavoured drinks, none of those
>>2300229
it did
do spider have pusspuss is ordered
4e6388 No.2300232
>>2300230
idk what to believe youtube it
2f417d No.2300234
>>2300231
Ok, I'll bring the buckfast. They sell it at my cornershop. I was just suprised they did different flavours because it never got to us.
I can drink anything. If it's too strong for my stomach, just mix it with anything else.
What kind of pizza is it? And I sorta feel tipsy, on my 4th can. How should I kick this nonsense up a notch?
4e6388 No.2300235
>>2300234
it is chicken and red onion.
and uhhhhhh
poppers
sniff poppers
4e6388 No.2300236
>>2300233
of all the videos to watch on this
why her
4e6388 No.2300237
does robot have pusspuss?
f0a4cd No.2300238
>>2300236
it was the first one that came up
2f417d No.2300239
>>2300235
That sounds good. Chicken is the most holiest of meats. Also, do you find live chickens as cute? I'd like one for a pet but I don't have the space or facilities for it.
Never tried poppers. Don't have them here.
I think I got an idea of how to get this party started.
4e6388 No.2300240
>>2300238
lol fair nuff
>>2300239
i used to keep chickens when i was younger
some of them were shetland hens, which have a big tuft of feathers on their heads that covers their eyes, and they lay eggs that are green or blue
what's the plan?
b1e2d3 No.2300241
One of the other videos on it that I found said it was in Japan though
4e6388 No.2300242
yeah this story is going all chinese whispers
4e6388 No.2300243
ban nick has a crush on you and i'm trying both of you not to run away together okay?
4e6388 No.2300244
f0a4cd No.2300245
if it happened in japan i would hear about it
2f417d No.2300246
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That feel when SCANNER and Erin is posting with each other.
And yeah, this is was my plan, to listen to this song, drink hard and think what the next step is.
b1e2d3 No.2300247
>>2300243
Okay, you can trust me.
4e6388 No.2300248
4e6388 No.2300249
e7a95f No.2300250
Ban is a whore and not to be trusted
4e6388 No.2300251
i was worried that might be the case.
2f417d No.2300252
>>2300248
>We're the enforcers, the sorcerer's orphans, and we know why we fight
But my idea is to jump into another board and go all HAM. Sounds stupid?
4e6388 No.2300253
do spider have pusspuss is nearly here~
4e6388 No.2300254
b1e2d3 No.2300255
>>2300249
I'm not a whore and can be trusted.
4e6388 No.2300256
>>2300255
I'd like to tak your word for that. I'll be watching.
b1e2d3 No.2300257
>>2300256
How are you going to be watching ?
He won't even play Atlas with me.
4e6388 No.2300258
pizza is here, imma pick a movie and eat and then try settle down to sleep
nini xxx
2f417d No.2300259
>>2300256
I'm thinking we jump to 4chan and shit the place up, don't know how to link the portal up though.
Maybe I should just keep posting in here and try and hype myself up even more.
4e6388 No.2300260
>>2300257
i have sniffers on every wire
>>2300259
just don't be too destructive :3
or, you know, do
later guys
b1e2d3 No.2300261
>>2300260
See you later then.
2f417d No.2300262
>>2300260
Yeah, I made a post on 4chan's /b/ waifu thread but I don't think I'll be stuck there.
This is my home. This is where the magic happens. See you later, shortstack.
22b5ac No.2300263
Someone please wrangle SCANNER back
44931e No.2300264
I got something you can wrangle
e7a95f No.2300265
2f417d No.2300266
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So you could either wrangle me back to this thread...
OR you could join my quest and shitpost here.
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/787518715
22b5ac No.2300267
Do whatever, I couldn't care less :shrug:
1be7a7 No.2300268
>Jack Spicer in the waifu threads
Can't say it's unexpected...
e7a95f No.2300269
>>2300267
Hahahahahahahaha
22b5ac No.2300270
>>2300268
He likes to come around now and again to try and feel superior to people
2f417d No.2300271
>>2300267
I don't think I need wrangling.
I don't think it is the thread for me,
I go back where I feel most comfortable.
1be7a7 No.2300272
>>2300270
Well I mean he IS superior
2f417d No.2300273
Maybe I should make a SCANNER thread on 4chan when I'm pissed.
Open up with a short story how I spent £70 on pornhub, whilst high on mdma and didn't even get to come.
cca2fc No.2300274
e7a95f No.2300275
2f417d No.2300276
>>2300274
Gimme a minute to roll a cig and then I'll do the ritual to turn this into a scanner thread.
>>2300275
Mess is art nowadays.
What was trash is now treasure.
cca2fc No.2300277
>>2300276
take all the time you need
1be7a7 No.2300278
Someone should watch this terrible 80's horror movie with me
e7a95f No.2300279
>>2300278
Is it ur life lol
1be7a7 No.2300280
>>2300279
I wasn't alive in the 80's so... yes
b1e2d3 No.2300281
>>2300278
Do they have zombies in it ?
0c1c43 No.2300282
>>2300022
But when I'm away and can't post on the internet and nobody is there to observe me, do I exist, or do I only exist to other britbongs?
1be7a7 No.2300283
>>2300281
Nah, just horny teenagers and a murderer
2f417d No.2300284
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*sip, glug and drink*
This is now a SCANNER bread.
I am the herald of the unhinged.
Witness the encroaching madness.
You are no longer flesh or bone,
you are the culmination of imagination.
Your life has brought you to this zenith.
May you burn the normies with your Radiance.
May the scanner bread be strong.
2f417d No.2300285
>>2300277
Took me a minute.
Does it feel like a scanner bread now?
b1e2d3 No.2300286
>>2300283
I think I'll pass on that offer then.
1be7a7 No.2300287
>>2300286
But it's called The Mutilator
It's such a good title
cca2fc No.2300288
>>2300285
i can feel a disturbance in the air
2f417d No.2300289
>>2300288
That's good.
The worst of winds bring good fortune, only the weak are destroyed by it.
Now you must post with zealousness because one good turn deserves another.
b1e2d3 No.2300290
>>2300287
I only like bad zombie movies or similar ones.
2f417d No.2300291
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
94f3f3 No.2300292
>>2300266
how many of you niggers actually post there
2f417d No.2300293
>>2300292
No idea. I can only count myself, and Duke posts there.
cca2fc No.2300294
>>2300289
that's a whole lot of words
2f417d No.2300295
>>2300294
I'll shorten it for you.
Get crazy
Get partying.
94f3f3 No.2300296
>>2300293
duke is such a retard
i wish i knew where he was so i could punch him in the face
94f3f3 No.2300297
2f417d No.2300298
>>2300296
Violence begets more violence. If you wanna punch someone, you gotta know that you could take ten more.
22b5ac No.2300299
94f3f3 No.2300300
>>2300299
have gay with me
2f417d No.2300301
>>2300299
Wanna know something gay?
I tried to find my prostate gland.
Toothbrush and a candle.
Didn't do shit, didn't really feel anything stuffing objects up my butt.
Now, what shit would you like?
026d0c No.2300302
Is it defenitely weird that i wqnt to fyck my cousin? No blood relation
9ef3b7 No.2300303
I want to fuck your cousin too
Is that definitely weird?
1be7a7 No.2300304
Jack gives you all his worst regards and hopes you're dead
cca2fc No.2300305
>>2300295
wow i played that song a lot on Tap Tap Revenge
44931e No.2300306
2f417d No.2300307
>>2300305
That's a song? Never knew.
cca2fc No.2300308
>>2300307
it's a LMFAO tune
2f417d No.2300309
>>2300308
Never heard of it. Gonna sip some more.
0c1c43 No.2300310
>>2300303
I'll fuck you in a minute
2a4a8d No.2300311
>>2300204
>people eat this
British people are disgusting.
9ef3b7 No.2300312
>>2300310
Quite homosexual!
2f417d No.2300313
>>2300311
No, only I'm disgusting. Not British people.
I'd eat tartantulas if they were fried.
0c1c43 No.2300315
>>2300312
I'm not homosexual but I want to make people homosexual, maybe.
Less competition for me.
44931e No.2300316
sounds like something a fag would say
9ef3b7 No.2300317
>>2300315
That sounds gay to me
0c1c43 No.2300318
>>2300316
>>2300317
It's not gay if I'm dressed as Astolfo, though.
026d0c No.2300321
>>2300303
No, perfectly normal, shes hot in a bimbo sort of way.
Sup loods long time no see
1be7a7 No.2300323
026d0c No.2300324
661a68 No.2300325
>>2300323
mmmf~ .//.
hi Colby. How was ur weekend? Mine's just starting :p
2f417d No.2300326
>>2300322
Hello, welcome to the christened SCANNER thread. I'm gonna sip some more and get crazy, hope you're down with that.
0c1c43 No.2300327
>>2300320
Three or four months and then my dreams can come true.
>>2300319
Some guy. ... You're just joking that you don't know who it is, right?
026d0c No.2300329
>>2300328
No horrorshow, more like scooby doo
661a68 No.2300330
>>2300326
Sounds like it's set and stone and I have no choice but to be "down with that." lol
U a teacher yet you psycho?
1be7a7 No.2300331
>>2300325
I'm feelin' spicy today, what can I say
It's good! Did some OT yesterday and shit, now I'm shitposting on 4chan for some reason
2f417d No.2300332
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Wish I had a counterpart to chase.
661a68 No.2300333
>>2300329
I never really liked scooby doo fite me
>>2300331
spicy colby best colby
nice get that dosh daddy
9ef3b7 No.2300335
>>2300321
How old? Don't want to end up in jail
Not much. Work is taking up most of my time now after graduating so that's mostly it. You?
>>2300327
What happens then?
661a68 No.2300336
>>2300334
what's up neko wafer? Do anything fun on the weekend?
0c1c43 No.2300337
>>2300334
Bakana
impossible
>>2300335
I complete the outfit and maybe I'll even enter a cosplay competition or something at the convention I'll go to
1be7a7 No.2300338
>>2300333
I am the Diablo sauce at Taco Bell rn
ikr? This new computer didn't pay for itself lmao. Oh btw I have a new computer :D
2f417d No.2300339
>>2300330
No, I'm a teacher's assistant, don't think I want to be a teacher, not that smart.
I want to work in a toy store, to be honest.
44931e No.2300340
>>2300336
I was drinking and stuff last night but i left my stuff at my friends house I'm contemplating going to get it tonight..
>>2300337
nuh uh
2a4a8d No.2300341
>>2300338
>the Diablo sauce at taco bell doesn't actually have any hot peppers in it
I don't know why but that is disconcerting to me.
9ef3b7 No.2300342
>>2300337
Oh you're legit going for it. Niceu, better be pics then.
I only know the name because of porn btw, no idea if he is a legit character from a show
1be7a7 No.2300343
>>2300341
Wait what seriously? Hold up I'm gonna have to research this
661a68 No.2300344
>>2300338
:O I usually get fire cause I'm not a maniac any more tbh
nice desu ne. buy me a present^^
what kind did you get?
>>2300339
ooh that would be kinda neat.
>>2300340
Why wouldn't you go get ur stuff? ur gonna get robbed again.
2a4a8d No.2300345
>>2300343
Diablo: Tomato puree (water, tomato paste), seasoning (modified tapioca starch, salt, spices, sugar, maltodextrin, garlic powder, onion powder, natural flavors, xanthan gum, disodium inosinate and guanylate, paprika extracts), vinegar, sodium acid sulfate, potassium sorbate and sodium benzoate (P).
1be7a7 No.2300346
>>2300344
Diablo isn't even that spicy tho...
I would but the purchase made me poor LOL.
I got a desktop!
>>2300345
>spices
Ah that's where it is
44931e No.2300347
>>2300344
yeah hopefully it is still there
2a4a8d No.2300348
>>2300346
But the other taco bell sauces actually list out like "jalapeno peppers" as like the second or third ingredient- Just weird to me.
1be7a7 No.2300349
>>2300348
Yeah, that is really weird... my guess is it would be prohibitively expensive to use real peppers in such a hot sauce so they have to finagle it a bit with chemicals and whatnot
2a4a8d No.2300350
>>2300349
What do those beaner fucks not want me to know?
2f417d No.2300351
>>2300344
They only hire in christmas time, which is a shame.
I want to get into retail again. But I'm not sure if anyone would give me the scheme.
1be7a7 No.2300352
>>2300350
>beaner
> Taco Bell
Pick one
2a4a8d No.2300353
>>2300351
>I want to get into retail again.
2f417d No.2300354
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>>2300353
What?
I'm good at my job and proud of it.
2a4a8d No.2300355
>>2300352
It's beaner food, I blame the fucking beaners- Taco taco burrito motherfucker.
2a4a8d No.2300356
>>2300354
Nah I mean, I've just never run into anyone that actually tolerated retail; let alone LIKED it. Just feels like I stepped into the twilight zone for a sec.
026d0c No.2300357
>>2300335
22 i think. Ive been doing absolutely nothing
>>2300333
I prefer songs that are scooby more then horrorshow
2f417d No.2300358
>>2300356
I'm selling toys, I'm bailing the packaging, I#m a christmas elf getting the toys ready for christmas. It's warehousing I fucking hate.
2f417d No.2300360
>>2300356
It's a specific kind of retail. Toy shop. It's fucking great, you're like willy wonka in the chocolate factory.
661a68 No.2300361
>>2300357
idk what ur talking about
9ef3b7 No.2300362
>>2300357
Oh, safe then! Send her my way
Why haven't you?
465a9c No.2300363
>>2300356
i enjoyed working as a customer service rep in an international grocery store. people walked up to my desk all the time and asked for a specific item and most of the time, if my manager wasn't around, i'd walk them straight to the item that they were looking for. felt good.
2a4a8d No.2300364
>>2300360
Well hey, if it works for you my dude- I don't see the appeal, personally.
48dca3 No.2300365
>>2300342
hes from fate, based off some french legend
2f417d No.2300366
>>2300364
Well, I can't make money off playing videogames because I don't have the charisma. Right now I'm training to be a teacher's assisstant.
It's no fair, my medication makes me sleepy when I'm drinking alcohol. I'm fighting off going to bed now.
661a68 No.2300367
>>2300364
that pic is hnngh
2a4a8d No.2300368
>>2300363
Did you ever have the fridge logic realization they probably walked by what they were looking for 3 times before coming to you?
cca2fc No.2300369
>>2300309
i wouldn't call it essential listening
9ef3b7 No.2300370
>>2300365
You can't just name some anime and expect me to know it
2f417d No.2300371
>>2300369
I know.
Things have gotten bad.
I'm drunk now, show me what you got. What would be essential listening?
48dca3 No.2300372
>>2300370
do you even watch anime?
2a4a8d No.2300373
>>2300366
Well, at least it's not food service- I dodged that dogshit bullet and have luckily gone unmolested in never having to work a restaurant job.
44931e No.2300375
cca2fc No.2300377
>>2300371
just in general?
what do you like?
48dca3 No.2300379
>>2300375
>>2300376
you dont even know about it from looking at hentai?
2f417d No.2300380
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>>2300373
Fucking kitchen porter jobs are almost as bad as warehousing.
Gotta wash them dishes, like fuck my life, I went to uni; I deserve better jobs.
465a9c No.2300381
>>2300368
they most likely did, but i sort of appreciate people that will swallow their pride and just ask for help when they need it instead of walking out without what they wanted.
2f417d No.2300382
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>>2300378
>>2300378
You remind me of Zeb.
He would share with us some gems.
This is one of them.
2a4a8d No.2300383
>>2300380
>deserve better jobs
Nobody deserves anything, world's a cruel place- Don't beg for things, do it yourself or you won't get anything.
9ef3b7 No.2300384
>>2300379
sure, I said further up that I only knew the character from porn
I've seen the word "Fate" before but I have no idea what it is about
Anyway, bedtimes!
81976c No.2300385
2a4a8d No.2300386
>>2300381
Ever have people come up to you at work when you're in uniform and rather than just get to the point and say what they want they ask "DO YOU WORK HERE?"
44931e No.2300387
>>2300379
not enough hentai about traps
661a68 No.2300388
2f417d No.2300390
>>2300383
You're right. I didn't get anything because I haven't applied myself.
I could make a radio station a game stream, a youtube channel, but I don't have anything to begin with because I'm a cuck.
I will make something strong, something SCANNER-esqe, something to be witnessed.
48dca3 No.2300391
>>2300384
good night
>>2300387
オトコのコデリバリー is good
>>2300385
グッジョブばか
465a9c No.2300392
>>2300386
i still don't understand that. i'm wearing a vest that says the name of the store on the back and also the name of it on the front. i'm standing behind the counter where customers aren't allowed and they sometimes ask that.
i just chalk it up as they're just not familiar with how the store is set up, what uniforms people wear, etc.
working as a customer service rep you just have to throw out a lot of your initial judgment when talking with customers
2a4a8d No.2300393
>>2300388
Don't think trying to butter me up is going to save you when I finally go full Charlottesville Drift you degenerate footfag :^)
44931e No.2300394
>>2300391
because everyone knows japanese
81976c No.2300395
>>2300391
because everyone knows japanese
48dca3 No.2300396
>>2300394
its the hentai title just google it
661a68 No.2300399
>>2300393
idk what that is.
2a4a8d No.2300400
>>2300390
That's the spirit!
2f417d No.2300401
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FELLOW POSTERS, I NEED YOUR STRENGTH.
I now know that when they gave me antipsychotics, they have neutered me. I csn't drink and post no more.
So after these two cans I'll collapse to sleep.
026d0c No.2300402
>>2300362
Dunnoman, now ive moved in with hillbilly family and will probobly stop neeting in january.
I fear theese backwood rednwcks will try to marry me to their obese daughter
44931e No.2300403
>>2300396
Too lazy and I also don't feel like fapping right meow
2f417d No.2300404
>>2300400
NNNNGH, NEED MORE SOUL
81976c No.2300405
>>2300397
You didn't even go to bed, what a loser :)
>>2300398
ファックミー
48dca3 No.2300406
>>2300403
i dont know the title in english
2a4a8d No.2300407
>>2300392
Too many years working skilled trade where half of the communication that takes place is composed of the word "fuck" has spoiled me- I'd get bounced from a retail job so fast my feet wouldn't touch the ground.
2a4a8d No.2300408
>>2300399
GAS THE BIKES RACE CAR NOW
44931e No.2300409
>>2300406
what does it sound like
2f417d No.2300410
Fuck it, I'm supposed to be normal, I'm off to bed, nini.
81976c No.2300411
465a9c No.2300412
>>2300407
what kind of skilled trade did you work in?
661a68 No.2300413
>>2300408
ur freekin me out
44931e No.2300414
48dca3 No.2300415
>>2300405
イェス
>>2300409
>>2300411
Otokonoko deribary is how its pronounced though
44931e No.2300419
>>2300418
gotta use this one with me
44931e No.2300420
465a9c No.2300423
>>2300422
nothing better to do
d04727 No.2300424
>>2300422
>>2300423
Im here!
Just for a lil tho
465a9c No.2300425
>>2300424
>>2300422
how's your day been?
44931e No.2300426
>>2300423
>>2300425
sucked because I have had nasal congestion for the past 3 months and no matter how much I blow and blow and blow my nose just won't stay clear
it makes life miserable
465a9c No.2300427
>>2300426
whenever my nose gets plugged up i just stuff pieces of toilet paper up my nostrils and just stop worrying about it.
not sure if that's the same as nasal congestion.
44931e No.2300428
>>2300427
my nose will leak constantly but I can't blow it for shit it doesnt make any sense
44931e No.2300429
I wish there was something you could do to make it all drain out like a water faucet
465a9c No.2300430
>>2300428
try the toilet paper maneuver
44931e No.2300431
>>2300430
I've had it leak past the toilet paper before and it usually just makes it feel congested with the toilet paper in there anyway
465a9c No.2300432
>>2300431
Look into Neti Pots or Nasal Saline Spray
2a4a8d No.2300433
>>2300432
>Neti Pots
Delicious brain parasites
465a9c No.2300434
>>2300433
Not sure if it works but I've just remembered people using it to try to clear up their sinuses.
2a4a8d No.2300435
>>2300434
Yeah it was part of a big homeopathic health movement thing a little while back- I remember even some like California preschool or something had kids use them and the think toilet behind that put unfiltered, not boiled tap water in them and like 30 kids got brain eating parasites from it.
44931e No.2300436
>>2300432
nasal spray helps for like 10 seconds then it goes right back to feeling the same
0c1c43 No.2300437
>>2300342
Well knowing their name is enough, I guess. I can't expect people to name the anime exactly since I wouldn't have known until recently.
Hey, you know me, even if I was a bit shy before, doing this is my dream. And I'm armed with appropriate levels of healthcare products.
>>2300340
You must be disconnected from your daily doses of anime memes, then.
48dca3 No.2300438
>>2300437
im still waiting
44931e No.2300439
>>2300437
well i don't come around that much anymore
465a9c No.2300440
>>2300436
Guess the only logical thing to do is to cut off your nose
44931e No.2300441
>>2300440
I was literally thinking the same thing
661a68 No.2300442
distilled water best water
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601d15 No.2300445
>>2300424
i thought you were going to get some Leia nudes for me.
cc8d12 No.2300447
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0c1c43 No.2300451
>>2300438
3 or 4 months. It's a while, but the important part is imagining me not somehow fucking it up before then and living a happily ever after.
So a couple of months of hoping things go well.
Starting work on the top/dress-like thing as soon as possible from now.
>>2300439
You're around plenty.