6ffd19 No.2296678
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
What is Existence? Edition.
4f753f No.2296682
>>2296678
>>2296680
I expected the OP to be your new mating call.
I'd be posting more eagerly.
6ffd19 No.2296684
I kissed an opportunity there,
259bfa No.2296685
9ac48a No.2296686
>>2296684
I guess they never kiss ya
6ffd19 No.2296687
That meme. Its embedded in my DNA now.
>>2296685
-smoosh smoosh-
4f753f No.2296688
>>2296687
Still don't know why that one got as popular as it did.
6ffd19 No.2296689
>>2296688
It is a MISStery
9ac48a No.2296690
>>2296688
Memes can be very hit or miss these days.
259bfa No.2296692
4f753f No.2296696
>>2296695
The fiddle one was pretty good.
4f753f No.2296697
Puns do kill people. People don't.
6ffd19 No.2296700
87954a No.2296701
>>2296696
I liked the song at the end. the one part reminded me of the 12/12/12 concert with Roger Waters where Eddie Vedder sung Comfortably Numb.
76c668 No.2296702
1a35e6 No.2296706
Your family reunion is like a homosexual communion.
1a35e6 No.2296708
Your family tree is lgbt.
9ac48a No.2296711
4f753f No.2296712
259bfa No.2296714
i got ice cream but it's almost gone already :(
4f753f No.2296718
>>2296717
Weird show.
Good edit.
(You)
390cdb No.2296719
>>2296718
I dropped it after like 4 episodes.
No idea what happens
e170bf No.2296720
She slowly turns on fire from ice and then gets married to MC
390cdb No.2296721
I don't regret dropping it.
4f753f No.2296722
I liked the world of the setting. But that was about it.
I can't remember how any character looks, at all, except one was a sheep or something.
390cdb No.2296723
Sword loli was the best character.
9fd373 No.2296724
>>2296720
nice spoilers ばか
390cdb No.2296725
>>2296722
I like post-apocalyptic anything so i'm bias
64be0c No.2296726
How to know if wifi connection data traffic is being manually monitored by people whose house im in?
259bfa No.2296727
>>2296726
Do you live with nerds?
390cdb No.2296729
>>2296726
Try putting that into google.
I literally copy and pasted what you just typed.
9ac48a No.2296730
>>2296726
You can always just not care, like me.
9ac48a No.2296731
It's just CS:go and Reddit.
e170bf No.2296732
>>2296724
I think I made most of that up.
9ac48a No.2296735
He thinks 64 degrees is cold.
671f77 No.2296736
>>2296726
To be fair, I just had my credit card information stolen last week, so I can't say it's not something to worry about.
Also, how is everyone?
390cdb No.2296738
Its 61 here
I walked to the store in flip flops and shorts
26bb46 No.2296739
>>2296735
Do people own anything larger than a T-shirt in Florida?
390cdb No.2296740
9ac48a No.2296741
All my sweaters and jackets are from I was outside of Florida in states that actually get cold.
9ac48a No.2296743
It gets in the 40's here like a week out of the year. Why should I buy anything new.
Plus now that I lost weight all my old clothes fit again.
259bfa No.2296744
671f77 No.2296745
Solid 49 out here with 56% humidity
390cdb No.2296746
Its fucking freezing here guys.
390cdb No.2296747
This place is really weird when you think about it.
I feel ashamed
9ac48a No.2296748
>>2296731
Don't forget homework and memes.
9ac48a No.2296749
>>2296734
I'm good! Almost done with school, will be nice to diet and be less stressed after.
Already feeling less stressed.
9ac48a No.2296751
>>2296748
Oh yeah man I sure do love spying on that accounting homework going to steal me some free education beat the system fuck the police cumming deep from the underground.
9ac48a No.2296752
>>2296751
accounting was pretty good most of the semester though
it's a lot of logic and problem solving
only some chapters were lame
64be0c No.2296753
First snow of the year here, not first but like third
9ac48a No.2296757
>>2296755
Are there any other fields you'd consider going into?
9ac48a No.2296758
>>2296757
Might become a private adjuster.
64be0c No.2296759
87954a No.2296760
>>2296756
nah. no balls touching or dicks even.
9ac48a No.2296761
>>2296758
well I meant other stuff but...yeah
hopefully it's a good change
your current job seems pretty obnoxious
9ac48a No.2296762
>>2296761
Other stuff?
Only slightly. When I'm not surrounded by incompetent people.
390cdb No.2296763
>>2296760
They are facing each other
they are gonna nut on each others dicks
390cdb No.2296766
>>2296764
Is it gay to help a man cum all over your dick ?
87954a No.2296774
>>2296766
offline, yes. online, hard telling.
390cdb No.2296775
>>2296773
How so ?
>>2296774
Does "hard telling" mean yes ?
390cdb No.2296777
I hope he knows hes gonna get eaten when he grows up.
Maybe he should slow down a little, damn.
87954a No.2296780
>>2296775
anything goes online. Personas and everything.
Sucking e-cock means no meat in the mouth. Pounding e-vag means you are still shining your own pole later.
9fd373 No.2296784
>>2296780
>its not gay because it isnt physical
390cdb No.2296787
>>2296780
What if they rp as little girls pissing on each other ?
259bfa No.2296788
>>2296785
Mmhm. Cato, send halp I ordered a 2nd light and everything.
What's new? Work finally slowed down enough to stop by?
9fd373 No.2296790
e170bf No.2296791
>>2296787
Great, now I have an erection.
87954a No.2296792
>>2296784
If i told you to put your edick in my emouth, that couldn't make me gay because nothing would happen. If i told you I wanted an elaborate cybering session, that might be gay though.
>>2296787
Oh no. that's just... no.
>>2296791
26bb46 No.2296793
>>2296788
This is gonna be good!
I have been posting in the other thread because it is much less vitriolic than here and better for my mental health while I work.
Work hasn't really let up, but I finished all my classwork last night. Now all I have to do is work on my Ph.D. application and I'll be free from that.
Still mostly 10-ish hour days on the instrument, tho
hbu?
390cdb No.2296796
>>2296790
w w w w w w w w
>>2296791
Nice job.
>>2296792
But is that gay ?
When is the line drawn in the virtual dirt ?
259bfa No.2296798
>>2296793
yiss^^ a quick pic before they g2b
That's fair, kinda why I started the plants again tbh. It's nice and meditative after long days n stuff.
That's exciting! Get that Dee aRe bb <3
87954a No.2296799
>>2296796
The rules would be a thick book and arbitrary.
It depends on moods too. I might let japanananon put his edick in my emouth right now but offline, i would throw up at the thought no matter what day of the week.
390cdb No.2296801
>>2296799
So I can suck E-dick as long as I don't get off to it ?
got it
9fd373 No.2296803
>>2296791
you already had one ばか
26bb46 No.2296804
>>2296798
So you're not using a tub?
The application is mostly a formality. I came here for one and almost nobody who is just staying gets denied.
How has work been?
87954a No.2296805
>>2296801
maybe. Then again others might have a different opinion and you'd have to convince them of it. Then you might realize that you gayed up and now you are pp lover for life maybe.
>>2296795
e170bf No.2296807
259bfa No.2296808
>>2296804
not at the moment, cause they're just babies rn. If I play favorites I'll move a couple to the 5 gallon buckets and give them the aeration, but I'm trying to save that for a pepper plant at least. They've been being stubborn with germination which is why I'm growing all sorts of other stuff rn lol
259bfa No.2296809
>>2296804
oh work's been fine. I've been stoned for the past fuckin 3 weeks straight which has been helping lol. I haven't been getting my hours cut a whole lot for winter time and I picked up a 2nd gig for snow emergencies, but we haven't had snow since I got the job so that sucks.
390cdb No.2296810
>>2296805
I think he was gonna become a pp lover for life no matter what then.
87954a No.2296814
>>2296811
Don't wear that wrecked 'em out. Some more need that intact for their own uses and desires.
390cdb No.2296815
Whats the dominate pisser called in a pisslationship ?
259bfa No.2296816
259bfa No.2296820
>>2296819
you get me, Sabs. <3
87954a No.2296821
390cdb No.2296823
I bet you guys eat a lot of asparagus.
4a7c65 No.2296825
87954a No.2296827
>>2296822
Don't wear out wish's rectum. As with Sabs,' we'll need it after you are done.
390cdb No.2296830
He already ruined it himself.
0a6a4b No.2296831
Nothing better than a dinner at cracker barrel on a stomach full of beer and whiskey.
87954a No.2296832
>>2296830
depending on the toys, it might be workable
9fd373 No.2296833
>>2296829
why is she angry?
0a6a4b No.2296835
Why is the empty soda can the most disturbing thing in that pic?
>>2296834
Family. My two brothers, one of their fiancee's and their kid.
390cdb No.2296836
>>2296832
A 6 inch realistic one with a set of balls and suction cup on the bottom.
87954a No.2296837
>>2296835
That sounds just as good, if you got a decent family to hang with.
How did it go having a kid there? For me it's hard since I'm edgy and 18+ rated usually.
>>2296836
Oh gawd. Mount it to anything and ride it all night long or until you pass out.
0a6a4b No.2296838
>>2296837
The kid is only 10 months, and none of us are really prudish or shy about what we say. That will likely have to change as the kid grows, but no issue of yet.
390cdb No.2296839
>>2296837
Like I said before
He already ruined it himself.
e170bf No.2296840
>>2296833
I forget; I have the memory of a goldfish.
It might be because of this screenshot though
>
>>2296835
>empty
0a6a4b No.2296841
>>2296840
Well it is opened, at any rate!
9fd373 No.2296843
>>2296840
someone was being rude to her?
e170bf No.2296844
>>2296841
Duh, how else would the Mentos get in there?
>>2296843
He called her flat, the greatest crime.
87954a No.2296845
>>2296838
About as soon as they start understanding or repeating words, it will probably change. Then no fun. They have a way of taking over everything after a bit.
I'd get in trouble because my kid would end up going to school and calling everyone cocksuckers.
9fd373 No.2296846
>>2296844
but flat is better thats only a compliment
0a6a4b No.2296847
>>2296844
.....you officially scare me.
>>2296845
I am not afraid of that, honestly. Even if the kid does say some offensive shit at school, fuck the school. Who cares.
e170bf No.2296848
>>2296846
Right? Though this strange breed of loli exists named ぺったんこ
>>2296847
Those aren't mine
My collection is muchsmaller
9fd373 No.2296849
>>2296848
ぺったんこ isnt loli?
>8e64bb88b4666ac⋯.jpg
失礼なばか
0a6a4b No.2296850
>>2296848
The fact that you would even consider mentos though!
Also, post yours.
87954a No.2296851
>>2296847
I don't know about there but here you'll get a call from the school and social workers can get involved
0a6a4b No.2296852
>>2296851
Thankfully I still live in a red state, though it is getting bluer every year, sadly. I'm sure it might get a phonecall or something, but I highly doubt anything would come of it.
e170bf No.2296853
>>2296849
The western definition people use is that a ぺったんこ is overly self-conscious that they're flat and get angry when people point it out etc.
ばか
>>2296850
I bet it'd feel great.
>post yours.
N-No...
9fd373 No.2296854
>>2296853
>The western definition people use is that a ぺったんこ is overly self-conscious that they're flat and get angry when people point it out etc.
そうか
>ばか
なんで？
0a6a4b No.2296855
>>2296853
Come on, Wishy-chan! I'll show you mine if you show me yours....
e170bf No.2296856
>>2296854
だってばかだから!
>>2296855
But you don't have one.
0a6a4b No.2296857
>>2296856
Then I will show you whatever you want me to
9fd373 No.2296858
show me your collection 甜花ちゃん！
>>2296856
やけんなはばか！
e170bf No.2296859
>>2296857
You can show yourself the door, nerd :3
>>2296858
>show me your collection 甜花ちゃん！
エッチ
聞こえない〜
0a6a4b No.2296860
>>2296859
Hey, if I wanted any lip from you, I would have jiggled my zipper.
9fd373 No.2296861
>>2296859
>エッチ
いえな
>聞こえない〜
なに？
e170bf No.2296862
>>2296860
So I could laugh at your inability to pull down a zipper?
>>2296861
You're the one asking!
>なに？
I plugged my ears and could hear you~
9fd373 No.2296863
>>2296862
>You're the one asking!
youre the one who has one
>I plugged my ears and could hear you~
what?
i dont understand
e170bf No.2296864
>>2296863
Says who? :3
あぁ
could’’’n't''' hear you*
>i dont understand
ばかだから
e170bf No.2296865
Got IME fukt on my bold letters
9fd373 No.2296866
>>2296864
>Says who? :3
you
>could’’’n't''' hear you*
なんで？
>ばかだから
because what you typed makes no sense
>>2296865
ばかｗｗｗ
e170bf No.2296867
>>2296866
couldn't hear you
0a6a4b No.2296869
>>2296862
I'm not that drunk yet....
e170bf No.2296870
>>2296869
Don't you have to work tomorrow?
9fd373 No.2296871
>>2296867
why couldnt you hear me?
>>2296868
>>2296848
嘘つき
e170bf No.2296872
>>2296871
Because I plugged my ears :3c
>嘘つき
It was a joke, though!
9ac48a No.2296873
>>2296872
>Because I plugged my ears :3c
ooh, show me! cute
9fd373 No.2296874
>>2296872
>Because I plugged my ears :3c
oh i understand now
>>2296872
>It was a joke, though!
you still have a collection you told me about
e170bf No.2296875
>>2296873
Plugged, not pierced.
Like, sticking my fingers in them, baka :3
>>2296874
>you still have a collection you told me about
>
9fd373 No.2296876
>>2296875
dont lie i know you have one
0a6a4b No.2296877
>>2296870
On vacay, though I appreciate your concern! Most people don't much care about me and such.
e170bf No.2296878
>>2296876
>
>>2296877
I'm flattered that you think I do.
Kidding! You're pretty neat ^^
9ac48a No.2296879
>>2296875
Oh, I was thinking like ear plugs
my mistake
0a6a4b No.2296881
>>2296878
Aww. Well I will endeavor to be nicer to the guy you love. I am a crabby old man though.
e170bf No.2296882
>>2296879
I just spend like 5 minutes looking for the best version of that meme, but then I gave up.
How are ear plugs cute
>>2296880
ばかばかばか
>>2296881
You'll be nicer to Trudeau?
9fd373 No.2296883
>>2296882
>You'll be nicer to Trudeau?
しねしねばか
0a6a4b No.2296884
>>2296882
Fuck no! That guy has made his bed, now he has to sleep in it!
I was talking about japan-anon
9ac48a No.2296886
>>2296882
idunno
piercings and small gauges are cute
I don't like when people reaaaally stretch their ears though
e170bf No.2296887
>>2296883
ごめん, I couldn't resist :3
>>2296884
I can't ever see you being nice to him.
>>2296886
>piercings and small gauges are cute
Wait, what the heck is an ear plug?
e170bf No.2296889
>>2296888
ばかって言うほうがバカなのよ！！
0a6a4b No.2296892
>>2296887
Yeah we have some radically differing opinions. But I can ignore him well enough. That works, right?
9fd373 No.2296893
>>2296892
i thought ignoring is what we had been doing
9ac48a No.2296894
9ac48a No.2296896
>could never 5 star raining blood in the past with maybe 100 attempts
>do it first try easily now that I'm better
p r o g r e s s
65351b No.2296899
Oh man its gonna be my birthday soon
9ac48a No.2296900
>>2296898
>>2296897
nice combo desu ne
492440 No.2296901
>>2296896
There's not even an A button on that controller.
65351b No.2296903
2feaf4 No.2296904
hewwoo
i've got kombucha...
9ac48a No.2296905
>>2296903
you think everything looks like ian
>>2296904
I've never tried that shit but what it is and how it's made makes it sound disgusting
2feaf4 No.2296906
>>2296905
it doesn't taste too bad but its super acidic and has a slightyl sour smell that's hard to deal with but it has a decent taste because the kind i have is highly flavoured
It has a nice carbonation too
9ac48a No.2296907
>>2296906
you're not exactly selling it with that description either
2feaf4 No.2296908
>>2296907
i feel healthy when i drink it
it replenishes my....electrolytes...
I put in 10km on the eliptical today and its a nice relaxing post workout......
330b44 No.2296909
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
4f753f No.2296910
>>2296899
Soto birthday when?
65351b No.2296911
4f753f No.2296912
>>2296911
Right. I wasn't sure. I couldn't remember if it was Santa Soto just because you get people gifts or not.
Eve is the 24th, right?
65351b No.2296913
>>2296912
lol that was way back
4f753f No.2296914
>>2296913
Don't you still get people shit?
259bfa No.2296915
ed146b No.2296916
>I didn't get Soto anything for his birthday
4f753f No.2296917
>Post delayed because I didn'[t notice a captcha for 20 minutes.
>>2296916
Ya still got two weeks tho
>>2296915
Thought he mentioned that a few days back. Oh well.
ed146b No.2296918
>>2296917
I just spent all my money on bills and I haven't even paid my credit card bill in like 3 months
I'm afraid of it at this point
259bfa No.2296919
>>2296917
idk i was just being a grinch cause i don't do gifts really lol
259bfa No.2296920
unless i like you a lot perhaptually
4f753f No.2296921
>>2296919
We don't do Xmas gifts around here anyway. We got a holiday with fighting right before it, and doing it twice is kinda superfluous.
>>2296918
Ooh, yikes.
Taking care of that ought to be higher on the prioritylist, ya
Soto'll live.
259bfa No.2296922
>>2296921
Superfluousness is the American way.
d0d8c1 No.2296923
spider-verse is the finest piece of 3d animation at least since the incredibles, possibly ever
please go see it
4f753f No.2296924
>>2296923
>since the incredibles
Like, two?
Because that'd make it like not-first in just this year.
d0d8c1 No.2296925
>>2296924
since the incredibles 1
259bfa No.2296926
*pokes thread with a stick*
390cdb No.2296930
Anyone else hyped for Atlas ?
492440 No.2296931
>>2296930
No
Because I've played ARK for almost 2000 hours
And I have no faith in Wildcard at all.
390cdb No.2296932
>>2296931
i'll play a trash pirate game
all I really need is at least 30 fps
hopefully they can give me that
390cdb No.2296934
>>2296933
I already know I could get scammed.
I got some friends to play it with already so I can still make it fun
dog shit can be fun with friends
390cdb No.2296935
I'll let you live in my shack when you inevitably decide to buy it.
492440 No.2296936
>>2296934
People usually don't pay ~$60 for dogshit.
You can literally see recycled assets from ARK in the trailer.
I also don't like pirate games so... I'ma pass on that.
259bfa No.2296938
I got a hot glue gun and Popsicle sticks lmao
390cdb No.2296939
>>2296936
Its only gonna be 30 though
or so I've been told
492440 No.2296940
>>2296938
I'll hotglue you
>>2296939
That's what the tilde in front of the $60 was for.
They'll eventually jack the price up for it like they did to ARK.
After they make sure it (barely) runs.
259bfa No.2296941
390cdb No.2296942
>>2296940
If its really unplayable I'll just refund it before 2 hours.
390cdb No.2296944
>>2296943
I'll let you know how it goes
I supposed to be a lot like eve online though
259bfa No.2296946
>>2296943
i used to have a huge folder full of hot glued models
259bfa No.2296947
492440 No.2296948
>>2296944
Gross
>>2296946
tbh my fetish is girls who are entirely covered up in a cloak with a Reaper mask from Overwatch and then when I cum they yell DIE DIE DIE
390cdb No.2296949
>>2296948
I'll make sure to hang a lot of people for you.
259bfa No.2296950
>>2296948
Buy me a Reaper mask
492440 No.2296951
>>2296949
Stop hitting on me you creep.
>>2296950
Okay
Gimme $20 plus shipping.
894955 No.2296953
>He does not buy me a Road Hog belly
259bfa No.2296954
9e21d3 No.2296955
Big anime tiddies aren't bad tbh
492440 No.2296956
>>2296952
Not gonna hoodwink me...
>>2296953
I MADE YOU A ROADHOG MEME
Also they don't even fucking make/sell those you dip.
>>2296954
You just missed it btw
390cdb No.2296957
>>2296956
All I wanted was to play a game with you and hang people who disagree with me.
No hoodwinking.
259bfa No.2296959
492440 No.2296960
>>2296959
A donkey fell in a bowl of sugar.
It was one sweet ass
390cdb No.2296961
>>2296958
Will see what happens though.
4f753f No.2296967
>>2296966
Damn. He still sounds great live.
4e2a61 No.2296968
I just joined a gaming clan.
Now I got a new place to shitpost in and other scrubs to do silly dota things.
87954a No.2296969
>>2296967
It's been said that Queen's slump before this Live Aid performance was ended here and then they were pretty big time then.
Freddy was a hell of a performer.
87954a No.2296970
>>2296969
big time again I meant. they were big but started to fall out of the picture.
41b046 No.2296973
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2296971
I was in that thread.
I was witness to this horror.
4f753f No.2296974
>>2296973
It's like 650 posts ago.
>horror.
What was so bad, again?
87954a No.2296975
>>2296974
nothing.
Sabs, being the outward prude is a private freak.
0a6a4b No.2296976
Why do you cap random posts anyway?
41b046 No.2296977
>>2296974
I've actually been waiting for an excuse to post that clip. lol
0a6a4b No.2296979
It's just odd. Like that creepy guy that lives in the basement of his house developing creepy pictures he took of the other kids at school in his super secret dark room of the ages.
4f753f No.2296980
>>2296975
Mhm. I know all about it.
>>2296977
Ahh.
I'mma post some stuff too.
87954a No.2296982
>>2296976
because you can direct it at people in certain situations. Like for instance, i can direct it at sabs since sabs likes to ride rainbow, glittery cock.
Then too, it's a background thing. It is the seed to something crazy that can bloom into something.
It's kind of like making something good into pasta.
>>2296979
no thank you. Nothing sinister in the least is intended with it.
390cdb No.2296983
>>2296979
Its mostly just funny stuff though.
41b046 No.2296984
>>2296982
>sabs likes to ride rainbow, glittery cock
87954a No.2296986
>>2296984
Oh yeah? I bet you I'm correct.
41b046 No.2296987
>>2296985
>>2296986
She came rainbow and it was a sign that God would never again flood the earth.
0a6a4b No.2296988
>>2296982
See, the background thing and the 'crazy that can bloom into something' is what concerns me there.
>>2296983
Most of the time, sure.
390cdb No.2296990
>>2296988
Besides, I'd be happy with more crazy and creepy things happening.
41b046 No.2296991
>>2296989
King of the Hill YouTube Poops are the absolute best.
0a6a4b No.2296993
>>2296990
Call me boring, but I'm good with less creepy and crazy.
41b046 No.2296994
>>2296992
Most of my favorites have been deleted, but I managed to save a few. I should upload 'em somewhere.
I'll see if I can find a few goodies though. Gimme a minute. :3
390cdb No.2296995
>>2296993
boring
Its fun when it doesn't involve me in any way.
>>2296994
Okay I'll wait.
4f753f No.2296996
>>2296991
I just have a couple of these. Figured you might like these two, if any.
0a6a4b No.2296997
>>2296995
I agree with you on that.
But as the saying goes, when they came for the faggots, I said nothing. When they came for the Jews, I couldn't care less. When they came for the Muslims, I cheered. Then they came for me, and I was alone.
41b046 No.2296998
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2296995
Here's one that's on my favorites list that I didn't remember. It's makin' me chuckle. But I think I can find even better ones. Just gotta back in time.
>>2296996
Aaaaaaah! I love it!
259bfa No.2297000
That was one disorienting nap x_x
what's up thread?
4f753f No.2297002
>>2296998
Woo!
This one is my personal favorite, but knowing what's gonna happen spoils it a little.
390cdb No.2297003
>>2296997
This place is way less crazy then other threads I've been in.
We don't have Swiper here.
>>2296998
Oh I really like these for some reason.
I don't know why
ed146b No.2297004
>>2297000
I got a $50 dollar check from the job I quit months ago
Also emailed a surgeon to get a consultation to get my insides chopped up
259bfa No.2297005
>>2297004
ur gonna get a surgery with $50?
41b046 No.2297006
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2296999
Trips for mr loods! ♥
>>2297000
Trips for ms maddie! ♥
>>2297002
I still laughed!
>>2297003
Uuuuugh! So many of the really great ones now say they've been deleted or aren't available! I need to find the ones I saved to my old phone and upload 'em somewhere. King of the Hill Poopin' was big for a while and there were some real gems.
Here's a good one, though. The ending always makes me laugh!
259bfa No.2297007
>>2297006
Sabby, I started more plants today. Basil, Cilantro, and Mint.
Have you ever seen how small mint seeds are? Amazing.
4f753f No.2297008
>>2297006
When I first saw one of these, that was the one I wanted to exist. Came across it days later. Happy happy.
This is my last one.
046946 No.2297010
>>2297006
Oh you're right, great stuff.
I had 25 stiff suits from work join me at a boardgame cafe today, we didn't exactly fit in
But I was commended on arranging something "different", felt good man
f530e9 No.2297011
>>2297005
No I'm gonna get food with $50
I'll worry about paying for the surgery when they try to repossess my genitals
259bfa No.2297012
>>2297011
ur such a slug. just get a job.
41b046 No.2297014
>>2297007
They're so teeny tiny!
>>2297008
That scream made me laugh. :3
>>2297009
Ah! This one's great so far! Thank you. I'm addin' it to my favorites.
>>2297010
>boardgame cafe
That sounds fun! I would go with you.
Was it a business meeting or just casual get-together?
4f753f No.2297015
>>2297014
Yeah. It's a neat touch.
046946 No.2297016
>>2297014
It was just an after hours event so people came as they were. Most came straight from work, which is usually while dressed in a suit.
41b046 No.2297017
>>2297015
>quackity
I'm just going to imagine it's actually a ducky running that account.
>>2297016
Aw, do you wear a suit to work? I bet you look so dapper! ^o^
390cdb No.2297018
>>2297014
Its was fun watching those.
41b046 No.2297019
>>2297018
I'll upload the ones I have stashed somewhere and send you a link sometime. :3
4f753f No.2297020
>>2297017
This is not unlikely.
046946 No.2297021
>>2297017
I swap between that and a casual sweater/shirt combo. Can't go wrong with navy and white!
f530e9 No.2297022
>>2297012
I have a job I'm just poor
e170bf No.2297024
"I'm a casual" - Loods 2018
41b046 No.2297027
>>2297020
♥
>>2297021
Cuuuuute.
>>2297023
My fat kitty misses our old house 'cause we had squirrels everywhere. Ain't nothin' around here but feral cats and bugs.
26bb46 No.2297028
>>2297026
Why would they go from white to illegible black text
what a shame
390cdb No.2297030
>>2297028
I have no problems reading it.
26bb46 No.2297031
>>2297030
As a thumbnail, acc and ted blend into the nose and eye socket. Black is just a very poor choice of text color
bc68fb No.2297032
black is a fine text colour?
277324 No.2297033
390cdb No.2297034
Yeah black is a fine text color
you guys should debate it
277324 No.2297035
Ban can’t debate, you see
e170bf No.2297036
>>2297032
Yellow is superior.
390cdb No.2297037
>>2297035
Well, I can't argue with that.
277324 No.2297038
bc68fb No.2297039
>>2297036
because its the colour of pee or the colour of chinks?
41b046 No.2297040
Here's the whitewashed version, you racists.
277324 No.2297041
Its the colour of all asians. Subhumans. Imagine the surprise that nips are immigrants to Japan. Siberian Caucasians where the first to settle Japan.
277324 No.2297042
bc68fb No.2297043
its the colour of your teeth
4f753f No.2297044
>>2297027
Almost time, Sabsy?
e170bf No.2297045
>>2297039
Why not both? :3
>>2297040
This is why subtitles use white text with a black shadow.
bc68fb No.2297047
pure caucasian genes
>>2297045
i think yellow would be a bad text colour
whats the css to change it again
277324 No.2297048
>Some white genocide promoting motherfuckers in this thread
>me, a gentleman gamer and elite race scholar.
ae5a78 No.2297049
Is "unvaccinated" even a word?
277324 No.2297051
>>2297049
The more general term is “abusive parents”
26bb46 No.2297052
Wish gets what I was saying
41b046 No.2297053
BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson has signed on to play the unvaccinated kid. It'll be the first entry in a holistic remedy cinematic universe.
390cdb No.2297054
>>2297049
Did you ever get vaccinated ?
277324 No.2297056
But that part could have been olayed by an actual retard. So angry. ScarJo is out of control. Unrestrained Neo-Fascism. A palingenesis thought experiment gone amok.
bc68fb No.2297057
>>2297055
thanks for doing it for me
yellow is a bad text colour
ae5a78 No.2297058
>>2297054
I've been injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected, and all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly things.
277324 No.2297059
d0d8c1 No.2297060
proud of myself i only cried once today
277324 No.2297061
Oh no
Someone needs
A
Pity
Party
Boo hoo hoo
390cdb No.2297062
>>2297058
That must be why you're so tall.
ed146b No.2297064
>>2297058
Yo, the name is Batty, the logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket, toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal
I been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified
Vivisectified and fed pesticide
My face is all cut up, Cause my radar's all shut up
Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Batty!
They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me!
So hear my Batty word, And exercise a little prudence
When dealing with humans
bc68fb No.2297066
>>2297065
you dont actually use that ne?
ae5a78 No.2297067
>>2297062
My genetically modified, enhanced meta-human body, made superior by myriad tetanus shots.
>>2297064
Man I haven't seen that in a long ass time.
bc68fb No.2297069
>>2297068
tell me when you give up with it
390cdb No.2297070
>>2297067
What are you like 6'6 ?
e170bf No.2297071
>>2297069
I'll sooner die.
ed146b No.2297072
>>2297067
Environmentalist Propaganda Avatar is my favorite 90's animated movie
26bb46 No.2297073
one long and one short stocking > one long and one short glove
ed146b No.2297075
>>2297073
Same side or cross side?
e170bf No.2297076
>>2297074
I didn't even apply it :^)
Work was really dumb today and I wannya nap ;;
ae5a78 No.2297077
>>2297070
No, 6'5
>>2297072
Wasn't Avatar supposed to get a sequel?
390cdb No.2297078
>>2297077
Oh..... much shorter than I thought....
ae5a78 No.2297079
>>2297078
Right? I'm actually a fuckin' midget, it's just an optical illusion.
bc68fb No.2297080
>>2297076
>Work was really dumb today and I wannya nap ;;
you shouldve slept earlier
dumb?
ed146b No.2297081
>>2297077
>6'5
>
yeah I think avatar was supposed to get a sequel IDK what happened
e170bf No.2297082
>>2297080
It's your fault
Mhmm, I had a lot of random work that involved me walking around and finding wires and such.
26bb46 No.2297083
>>2297075
Cross if going with both
d0d8c1 No.2297084
ed146b No.2297085
>>2297083
Yeee
>>2297084
No, Ferngully
It was produced as anti-industrial propaganda for the UN climate review in 1992 or something like that
bc68fb No.2297086
>>2297082
>It's your fault
いか？
>Mhmm, I had a lot of random work that involved me walking around and finding wires and such.
i thought you did software
are the other people just 無力？
ae5a78 No.2297087
>>2297081
>
Maybe James Cameron ran out of money.
390cdb No.2297088
>>2297079
Drink more milk or something.
ed146b No.2297089
>>2297087
I like when people are significantly taller than me
ae5a78 No.2297090
>>2297088
Give me ur milk daddy, so I can be big and strong. uwu
26bb46 No.2297091
>>2297085
Is anybody actually for same side?
e170bf No.2297094
>>2297086
You kept me awake :3
>i thought you did software
Software has to run on hardware sometimes.
>are the other people just 無力？
Yes, exactly!
ed146b No.2297095
>>2297091
Weirdos
>>2297092
I'm 5'9 so I'm not short for a girl
bc68fb No.2297096
>>2297094
>You kept me awake :3
i told you to sleep ばか
>Yes, exactly!
shame, nothing you can do about it though
e170bf No.2297098
>>2297096
I couldn't sleep all tied down to the bed like that, though!
ed146b No.2297099
I wish someone would tie me to the bed
e170bf No.2297100
and then forget about you
390cdb No.2297101
I wish someone would too
and then leave you in it
e170bf No.2297102
9ac48a No.2297103
>>2297099
Because it's difficult to find someone to do that.
bc68fb No.2297104
>>2297098
what do you mean?
ｂｒｂ朝ご飯
26bb46 No.2297105
>>2297095
Yeah!
>>2297099
I'll tie you down and leave you while I go get a few beers
ed146b No.2297106
>>2297103
I'm not some loose woman with dozens of suitors on call
I'm a sad hermit
9ac48a No.2297108
>>2297106
Oh gosh I just feel so bad for you.
7c4e3c No.2297109
Your pity is displayed in full with your willingness to give away free (you)s.
ed146b No.2297110
>>2297105
What are you gonna do with the beer?
>>2297108
Yeah my life is pretty lame
26bb46 No.2297111
>>2297110
Drink it. At the bar I'll be at.
e170bf No.2297113
>>2297104
After our BDSM play baka
Enjoy.
>>2297107
Me too.
ed146b No.2297116
>>2297111
I'm not feeling very turned on by this scenario
bc68fb No.2297117
>>2297113
>After our BDSM play baka
n-never happened
>Enjoy
ありがとう
26bb46 No.2297119
>>2297116
You just said you wanted to be tied to the bed
ed146b No.2297120
>>2297119
I meant sexually
26bb46 No.2297121
>>2297120
How was I supposed to know that?
ed146b No.2297122
>>2297121
It's the implication
e170bf No.2297123
>>2297115
I think it was a little bit more me than you.
>>2297117
Would you deny it if I asked in private? :^)
早い
bc68fb No.2297124
>>2297123
>Would you deny it if I asked in private? :^)
go ask and find out :^)
>早い
im still eating i just had to make it
and by make it i mean put it in a bowl
390cdb No.2297125
>>2297123
Mine was longer and better.
26bb46 No.2297126
>>2297122
Maybe you should be more straightforward
e170bf No.2297127
>>2297124
はいはい
You're going to make your computer all dirty though!
>>2297125
Mine had more girth to it.
bc68fb No.2297128
>>2297127
>You're going to make your computer all dirty though!
im on my laptop and im careful
its only toripanko and rice
277324 No.2297129
Bottomless sadness. Here I come. Where’s my pity party?
Gn fags
390cdb No.2297130
>>2297127
I knocked down her cervix like a battering ram.
390cdb No.2297131
>>2297129
<Hope you feel better <3
<Sleep well ♥
e170bf No.2297137
>>2297133
食べたい
>>2297134
Scared to commit?
390cdb No.2297138
>>2297135
never gonna happen
>>2297137
Why would I limit myself ?
26bb46 No.2297139
>>2297138
But it is only one or the other. That is the consensus that we reached yesterday
19328b No.2297140
Why are all the trannies that come here alt-right?
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
New
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
>>2297136
New
9ac48a No.2297251
>>2297110
Apologies for the late reply, a job came in and I had to respond to it.
cb51a3 No.2348650
>>2297087
From where is this?