8f072e No.2296337
Hairy legs are top tier. Fite me.
454bf7 No.2296345
d3b854 No.2296346
>>2296344
Got this awesome Jasmine plant, I use its flowers to make things smell naice
f2583a No.2296347
>>2296346
holy crap it's huge!
i wanna start up a little thing of mint, but i dont think it smells minty :/ I have some seeds coming in that make flowers that smell like chocolate tho!
d3b854 No.2296348
>>2296347
Mint plants can vary quite a bit so mebe browse a lil, at a nursery, with ur nose heh
Mint oil would be pretty handy if you had enough to extract with!
9ddf3c No.2296349
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
bc016c No.2296351
>>2296349
I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0e2a37 No.2296352
>>2296349
Don't be a whore.
9ddf3c No.2296353
>>2296350
this is very cute!
>>2296351
hello Nezi! it has been a very long time, are you well?
>>2296352
I will try not to.
f2583a No.2296354
>>2296348
mint oil, hmm. now that seems interesting. Maybe for mint jelly^^
I already have the seeds for some mint but i don't recall the type.
bc016c No.2296356
>>2296353
WHO ARE YOUUUUUU???!?!?!?!
I'M AMAZING, YOUUU?????
9ddf3c No.2296357
>>2296355
that does not look safe, friend.
>>2296356
today I am doing my best!
d3b854 No.2296358
>>2296353
Kitties always coot
>>2296354
Is summer here so lots o flowers to oogle at.
I finally got my shit together so I'm gonna go do life things and mebe flower oogle afterwards in the reserve.
Catch yall laters
56d737 No.2296359
>>2296358
>summer here so lots o flowers
fucker.
9ddf3c No.2296360
>>2296358
have a good day, friend!
b7c410 No.2296361
>>2296356
Nezi what did I say about the sugar
f2583a No.2296362
a5f982 No.2296363
I have hairy legs, does this make me special?
56d737 No.2296364
>>2296362
No, it's June 10th there for them. We have January coming up and maybe 15 or 20 below nights.
454bf7 No.2296365
It's gotta be Lovebot, right?
Nite tho
9ddf3c No.2296366
>>2296365
hello cookie friend!
good night cookie friend!
bc016c No.2296367
>>2296357
REVEAL YOURSELF, THOT
>>2296361
CONSUME ALL OF IT?
a5f982 No.2296368
I wonder if I would fit in on any other 8ch board...
a5f982 No.2296370
>>2296369
That's super disgusting. She's using a man's razor instead of a woman's razor...
f2583a No.2296371
>>2296364
indoors, bb
i wanna get some zinnias
f2583a No.2296372
why pay the pink tax on razors tho
56d737 No.2296373
>>2296370
Some women like men's better, come to think of it.
>>2296371
Makes the place look nicer too.
f2583a No.2296374
>>2296373
mmhm! even cacti are p cool. super challenge would be a hydroponic cactus imo. :O it doesn't make sense but it might be crazy enough to work
f2583a No.2296375
a5f982 No.2296376
>>2296374
How does shaving with a cactus feel? More manly than with a men's razor?
f2583a No.2296377
a5f982 No.2296378
>>2296377
Oh I thought you were replying to the other comment, my bad
a5f982 No.2296379
Did I really create a 20 min gap in the thread?
56d737 No.2296380
>>2296379
no, i don't think so. I got sidetracked by learning bon jovi on guitar and everyone else just... i don't know.
>>2296375
what about edible mushrooms?
f2583a No.2296381
>>2296380
mushrooms aren't plants. I don't wanna grow fungus x_x
There are kinda like set it and forget it kits that you put in ur closet tho.
56d737 No.2296382
>>2296381
I'm not into fungus much either but some people love it more than their mom nearly.
6624a6 No.2296383
6624a6 No.2296384
hey guise hahaha
i got an hilarious mushroom joke
haha
so like this mushroom walks into a bar, right?
i mean can you imagine it, a mushroon
hahahaha
anyway
so the fucking asshole bartender looks
at the aforementioned mushroom
and says "hey, mushroom we dont serve your kind im gonna have to ask you to leave"what a fucking prick right?
so the mushroom pipes up and asked the bartender
"why not? Im a fungi"
hahahahahahaa
oh god its hilarious
25ab23 No.2296385
Does this mean Cato is presidential material?
0e2a37 No.2296386
Smiles has a boner for Cato.
25ab23 No.2296387
The only thing I have a boner for is seeing degenerates like you nailed to the cross.
b7c410 No.2296388
C-can I be nailed to the cross too?
6624a6 No.2296389
do it!
nail that fucker right on up there...
ilu floofy
b7c410 No.2296390
tfw Sama always loves and supports you
It's a good feel
6624a6 No.2296392
9676fa No.2296393
b7c410 No.2296394
7adace No.2296395
I say we nail all the tea drinkers to a cross and then drop them in a pool of coffee.
bc016c No.2296398
>>2296387
>Getting a boner seeing people getting nailed
2eddf8 No.2296400
b7c410 No.2296401
>>2296399
You're the one that's good
e8f3a3 No.2296407
56d737 No.2296408
>>2296406
wish.jpg
>>2296407
what if they are a lesbian trap?
0c76e4 No.2296412
ed5ce4 No.2296415
454bf7 No.2296417
9b26b5 No.2296418
Hairy legs are un-aesthetic
454bf7 No.2296419
Hairy legs are pretty bad.
But I'm not sure how much I like legs to begin with.
454bf7 No.2296421
>>2296420
Cute explosionsanta
156e4c No.2296423
>>2296421
Why don't 3D wear this
454bf7 No.2296424
>>2296423
Megumin's outfit or Santa's?
add5b4 No.2296425
>>2296423
because it wouldnt look good on them
156e4c No.2296426
>>2296424
Combo!
>>2296425
ur scientifically wrong
add5b4 No.2296427
>>2296426
oh you were talking about megumin clothes?
it wouldnt look good on any dutch women
290919 No.2296429
Most anime clothes wouldn't look good on most women
156e4c No.2296430
hard to match 2d perfection in 3d!
290919 No.2296431
smoll is jut an uncommon body type irl
925bdd No.2296432
Thats because people are fat and nasty.
454bf7 No.2296433
>>2296426
WHat does that outfit look like?
454bf7 No.2296434
2D has the advantage of not having to be realistic.
2e6f3b No.2296438
Ban might look good in a Megumin outfit
454bf7 No.2296439
ikt might look good in a Megumin outfit
Either way, it has to happen.
2e6f3b No.2296440
Idk if we've ever seen a pic of ikt besides that one body part
Is he a femboy like Ban?
454bf7 No.2296441
I met ikt IRL.
I got poor memory tho.
454bf7 No.2296443
ed5ce4 No.2296444
>>2296441
>>2296443
> sweet memories of a youthful summer in haag with toptier dutchposters
ed5ce4 No.2296445
Ive never been more anon then now. I like my new alcoholic uncle flag
454bf7 No.2296446
>>2296444
Who this, Casper?
Also, there's been talk about doing it again in 2019.
ed5ce4 No.2296447
>>2296446
Is casper ingognito
2019, maybe i even can afford it lol, ill be in touch. Looking into selli g my preasious time for money like common whore
156e4c No.2296448
Alfred J. Kwak was een anime.
ed5ce4 No.2296449
454bf7 No.2296456
bca91a No.2296457
>>2296456
I don't know how long it will stay like this though.
All I did was turn on a bypass
454bf7 No.2296459
Everything near Russia will soon be Russia.
454bf7 No.2296463
Hell March 1 best Hell March
4817cd No.2296464
I can't think of a better march.
4817cd No.2296466
The black one didn't last very long.
f2583a No.2296467
Morning everyone. Hope you all didn't catch a case of the Mondays^^
<3
454bf7 No.2296468
>>2296466
I mean, he just got his ass fucked. Give the guy a break.
f2583a No.2296469
>>2296468
It only hurts for a minute lol
4817cd No.2296470
>>2296468
He could at least show some pride and last a few more seconds.
454bf7 No.2296471
>>2296469
Sure, but I'mma assume it got him ready to fire.
>>2296470
He's a squirrel. All he thinks is "Nut".
4817cd No.2296472
>>2296471
Hes supposed to store them though not bust them.
f2583a No.2296473
454bf7 No.2296474
>>2296473
Fine. To nut.
>>2296472
They're gay squirrels. Expect them to be progressive.
4817cd No.2296475
>>2296474
Most gay people are huge degenerates though.
f2583a No.2296476
>>2296474
well i mean there's a lot of sensitive nerve endings down there ;3
454bf7 No.2296477
>>2296476
That's why I can't blame the little fella.
>>2296475
I think you can be both progressive and degenerate.
4817cd No.2296478
>>2296477
Progressing towards pure degeneracy.
f2583a No.2296479
I work with this gay kid and he's just super obnoxious and tells everybody in explicit detail about his sexcapades when nobody wants to know, and then whenever he takes anything too far his default is "HAH Just Kidding"
like fukken stfu homo
4817cd No.2296480
If your personality is "i'm gay" then you have no personality.
454bf7 No.2296481
>>2296478
Well, yeah. Maybe.
I'm not an expert on Squirrel Ethics, tho.
>>2296479
Oversharing is a terrible thing. No matter the orientation.
>>2296480
>>2296480
>>2296480
>>2296480
156e4c No.2296482
4817cd No.2296483
>>2296481
All they want are nuts.
They've completely forgotten everything else and only live for the next nut.
Disgusting creatures.
f2583a No.2296484
>>2296480
it's just the flamboyant in ur face ones that bug me.
>>2296481
there's def. a buncha variables. but even if i''m good friends with someone, they'll typically have a warning query whether or not I wanna hear about the sex last night or w/e.
bca91a No.2296485
>>2296484
I bet they can't hold a relationship unless its with a carbon copy of themselves.
f2583a No.2296487
>>2296485
idk. He seemed genuinely shocked I don't pull dudes like he does though. That was kind of annoying in it's own ways.
454bf7 No.2296488
>>2296484
I'm still too prude. Will probably wear off when read: 'If' I'll lose my virginity.
Until then, I don't need to hear it.
>>2296483
"You can't judge a different culture based on western standards."
f2583a No.2296489
>>2296488
lol ur gonna die a virgin :p
bca91a No.2296490
>>2296487
Pulling people isn't really the same as holding a relationship.
>>2296488
I can think for myself and judge though.
454bf7 No.2296491
>>2296489
Not unlikely.
>>2296490
I'm just parroting a bad argument used elsewhere.
f2583a No.2296493
>>2296490
That's a good point. You really should've seen his face tho. It was basically the :O face but like also that 4 panel math meme too. I was just like, "you need to go out to meet people, and usually when you go out you drink i do neither" and he was just confused.
4817cd No.2296494
>>2296493
I don't think fucking a lot of people is something to be proud of.
4817cd No.2296495
I haven't drank in a long time.
I kinda want too
f2583a No.2296496
>>2296494
Idk if he's proud of it, I think he was trying to normalize it with another lbgt person. I only assume that cause that's all he wants to talk to me about and it's lame.
>>2296495
What do/did you drink? Rum and coke for me. Haven't had one in 113 days^^
925bdd No.2296497
>>2296496
I drank a gallon of fireball last time I was drinking.
Not all at once though
f2583a No.2296498
>>2296497
that's a lot x_x
925bdd No.2296499
>>2296498
It was fun though
I only drink with friends really
f2583a No.2296500
>>2296499
I used to drink alone every day lol
925bdd No.2296501
>>2296500
That sounds really sad.
1d42c5 No.2296502
>>2296491
hopped the border real quick for some joppie chips
several different flavours of fanta and some bamischijf
f2583a No.2296503
>>2296501
Indeed.
Now I sit around alone not drunk lol
454bf7 No.2296504
>>2296502
>Going to NL for Bamischijf.
That's amazing. Good taste.
1d42c5 No.2296505
also root beer, since I never tried it before
I don't know what rootbeer is supposed to taste like but I doubt it's supposed to taste like fucking listerine mouthwash
1d42c5 No.2296506
>>2296504
The funniest shit is the literal 1kg bags of peppermint
and the cheap as fuck medication
like it's so cheap compared to here, it would be cheaper to drive there, dump some pills and go back home
nice
7adace No.2296507
There's nothing better than drinking as soon as you wake up.
4baf90 No.2296508
Can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning.
f2583a No.2296509
925bdd No.2296510
>>2296503
Is that by choice ?
f2583a No.2296511
>>2296510
I go out shopping and driving around but most of the time i'm in bed.
454bf7 No.2296512
>>2296505
I didn't even know we sold rootbeer anywhere
>>2296506
Really? Damn.
We got some really good peppermint, too. Not sure if the 1kg bags are like that, tho.
King and Wilhelmina are best.
925bdd No.2296513
>>2296511
Do you have a laptop or something ?
I don't think I could lay in bed all day.
f2583a No.2296514
>>2296513
Yup it lives in bed with me.
1d42c5 No.2296515
>>2296512
It was just some canned shit
I felt like I was being legitimately trolled
yeah is was wilhelmina, the one and only
didn't buy any though because it's addicting
454bf7 No.2296516
>>2296515
Peppermint is really hit or miss.
>yeah is was Wilhelmina
Fuck yeah.
Now I kinda want some.
f2583a No.2296517
wait it's not like all day, just when i'm not at work
925bdd No.2296518
>>2296514
Would you like to get out more ?
7adace No.2296519
Drinking all day is best. Also, drinking is better than smoking.
f2583a No.2296520
>>2296518
Need friends first :p
925bdd No.2296521
>>2296520
Yeah I don't know how to help you with that.
I think going out more helps though.
f2583a No.2296522
>>2296521
Oh, I wasn't asking for help. I've accepted it.
7adace No.2296523
I don't know what to do with myself for the rest of my vacation.
1d42c5 No.2296524
>>2296516
The cashier lady was hilarious
though the place seemed like it was running on child labour, tweens working the shelves lol
7adace No.2296526
Hot.
Though on serious note, usually retail places are the first job of people.
454bf7 No.2296528
>>2296524
I think you gotta be 16 to work. Not 100% sure on that. Might be 15 or so.
What was funny about the cashier lady?
925bdd No.2296529
>>2296527
I let my license expire like a dummy and now i'm trapped in my house.
feels bad
de2251 No.2296530
>>2296528
I had my first job when I was 15, you can get a permit to work with guardian permission. There are set labor laws in place for minors.
Also, good morning everyone!
f2583a No.2296531
>>2296529
haha that sucks. That shit costs so much when they bust you driving with an expired one.
What kinda car do you have?
1d42c5 No.2296532
>>2296528
I went with my brother to help him pick out furniture nearby, he was standing near the automatic door and the lady told him to stand somewhere else because it's cold outside
(it's pretty warm for december though)
idk how to explain since she spoke dutch and german alternately which is inherently funny
454bf7 No.2296534
>>2296530
I was talking more about the Netherlands, but I guess I learned something new.
I think you can only do certain jobs here at 15, like delivering unaddressed advertisement through the mail.
>>2296532
Do Dutch people close to the bother speak German well?
I used to, but forgot all of it because I never used it.
925bdd No.2296535
>>2296531
3 series red bmw
1d42c5 No.2296536
>>2296534
You can understand some dutch with a little bit of context
but a cashier of a little grocery store close to the border ought to hear a lot of german
f2583a No.2296537
>>2296535
ooh nice! I was looking at a 540xi. I like that allwheel drive.
925bdd No.2296538
>>2296537
I've driven them before and I think its pretty nice.
I'm probably gonna sell mine and lease an audi of some kind.
f2583a No.2296539
>>2296538
noice. i picked up a 2nd gig for snow emergencies, like 300/shift but it hasn't been snowing too much yet. I'm gonna just throw all that at my car so I can get another one for winter.
454bf7 No.2296540
>>2296536
Sounds about right. I can understand German... most of the time.
Can't form sentences myself anymore, though.
Guess it's more accurate to say I can interpret some German.
925bdd No.2296541
>>2296539
I've never actually had to drive in snow before.
I have no idea what thats like.
454bf7 No.2296543
>>2296542
I thought it was "Schade Deutschland, alles ist vorbei."
1d42c5 No.2296544
>>2296543
both filed away to mad football fans
f2583a No.2296545
>>2296541
This is my first winter with a manual transmission. It's not as scary as I thought it would be, you just gotta shift super gently and you can go up a gear for more traction^^ p fun tho, i like power sliding into parking spots lol
454bf7 No.2296546
>>2296544
Pretty much.
Honestly, I wasn't sure whether it was about soccer or World Domination.
de2251 No.2296547
>>2296542
I've always wanted to travel to Germany. How is it currently?
f2583a No.2296548
yay my 2nd growlight is getting here on friday ^~^
cc3457 No.2296549
Germany is rediscovering its love of Nazism.
f2583a No.2296550
i'm rediscovering my love for Daddy <3
1d42c5 No.2296552
>>2296546
dominate me bb
>>2296547
Same it's always been, moody weather, boring castles and forests. Where were you planning on going? Berlin?
0e2a37 No.2296553
>TFW not enough shelf space for retro consoles and games so now you just have a corner of your room where you're stacking the overflow.
de2251 No.2296554
>>2296552
Yeah I'd want to see the castles and scenery and then try out the famous clubs particularly Berghain.
454bf7 No.2296555
>>2296552
Oh dear.
I thought you'd never ask.
f2583a No.2296556
56d737 No.2296557
>>2296553
sounds like it's time to go vertical.
156e4c No.2296558
my wrist hurts
can someone help me jack off
0e2a37 No.2296559
>>2296557
I'm going to go through some of my stacks and find what I don't actually want in my PS2 collection and then give it away.
56d737 No.2296560
>>2296558
Why not look for a nice warm rectal cavity?
>>2296559
Too bad they weren't like music cd's where you could just save them in digital format and not take any room up.
1d42c5 No.2296561
>>2296554
I've read some really gross reviews of that place.
>>2296555
>>2296558
with pleasure
0e2a37 No.2296562
>>2296560
I like physical copies though.
156e4c No.2296563
de2251 No.2296564
>>2296561
I've just heard how infamous that one in particular is and other clubs in Berlin. Definitely would be a different scene than what I can get in the Bible belt.
f2583a No.2296565
That's probably one of my top 10 posts mff
f2583a No.2296567
>>2296566
nuffin lazy monday. I gotta to go to the store for supplies but I don't feel like putting clothes on.
cc3457 No.2296568
>>2296567
Know that feel, submitting to lazy.
56d737 No.2296569
>>2296562
I keep more things than I probably should so I like to save space.
A long time ago it sucked when there was no choice. You'd have to nearly have a storage room to hold all your cd's.
>>2296565
It was pretty witty and good for bringing back up, especially when it's on subject.
f2583a No.2296570
>>2296568
I'll submit to daddy.
>>2296569
deepdish a dongpizza is comedic gold
0e2a37 No.2296571
>>2296569
I just want to convert one wall into a shelf for my old games.
Now that I think of it I never sell my games. I just give them away.
f2583a No.2296574
cc3457 No.2296575
>>2296570
Want some Dongzilla?
454bf7 No.2296576
>>2296561
You got a thing for Dutchposters or somethin'?
de2251 No.2296577
>>2296572
Sounds like it costs an arm and a leg to get in or out for that matter.
f2583a No.2296578
>>2296575
snuggles and anal, yes.
1d42c5 No.2296579
>>2296576
never tried a dutch rudder before
cc3457 No.2296580
>>2296578
Sounds like a date~
56d737 No.2296581
>>2296570
Did it come from a movie?
>>2296571
I gave a ton of my stuff away. Always to the same cousin. The first time, he and his now ex-wife pawned the stuff. The next time I put a bunch in a barrel fire in the trailer park he lived in before giving the rest to him.
f2583a No.2296582
>>2296580
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>>2296581
Nah I made it up in that thread.
56d737 No.2296583
>>2296582
Good on you. Originality is great shit. Someone has to come up with stuff, may as well have everyone or at least everyone try.
0e2a37 No.2296584
>>2296581
Significant others who do that shit are assholes.
If I ever find someone and they sell my shit I'm leaving them.
56d737 No.2296585
>>2296584
It was annoying. They always bought stuff and then had to pawn it to pay other stuff.
That reminds me of a friend that came up with a phrase for his cousin. Rent-to-Repo. His cousin always got cars but stopped paying on them and then the car place always came to get it back.
0e2a37 No.2296586
>>2296585
I was considering selling my games so I can get a car that isn't dying.
I'm sinking so much into keeping my van alive that I can't get ahead so I can get a car that isn't falling apart.
It sucks. I work my ass off just so I have a way to get to work so I can work my ass off more.
f2583a No.2296587
>>2296583
i try to be funny but often times I get self conscious for being weird or my humor is too dark for people haha
454bf7 No.2296588
>>2296579
Rudder? That's a new one.
There's a picture of ikt's floating around somewhere. At least you can get a preview.
56d737 No.2296589
>>2296586
Yeah that does suck. It's why having kids is insane and people do it all the time. 18 year STD kind of. All of the issues in life plus the new one.
>>2296587
Whenever it feels like it works you could try it.
cc3457 No.2296590
0e2a37 No.2296591
>>2296589
I don't ever want kids.
1d42c5 No.2296592
>>2296588
of Ikt's rudder?
e72473 No.2296593
>>2296592
He posted it once. If you remind him of it he starts acting cute
1d42c5 No.2296594
>>2296593
i get the feeling that the term dutch rudder isn't something that dutch people are familiar with
howshu
454bf7 No.2296595
>>2296592
Yea.
He once sent it to Soto, who promptly shared it with the rest.
I ain't got it saved though, obviously, but at least a few here must have it.
92510e No.2296596
ikt's tastes really good too btw
e72473 No.2296597
>>2296594
Nor am I lol.
Am fine, can't complain. You good?
57dbd8 No.2296598
>>2296596
What do you taste like?
f2583a No.2296599
>>2296590
420 glaze me
>>2296589
i will try
454bf7 No.2296600
>>2296594
I know I'm not. Lemme become acquainted.
>Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.
I'm not even gonna act surprised.
454bf7 No.2296601
>>2296598
POIVOIT
HYPOCRITE
56d737 No.2296602
>>2296591
They are ok but only someone else's. Just expensive. Time and money are up in smoke.
>>2296594
>>2296595
>
57dbd8 No.2296603
>>2296601
I already know what you taste like. You taste like cookies. I don't know what a loco tastes like.
56d737 No.2296604
>>2296599
A lot of times it is intentions. You can say something creepy but if you don't mean it to be real creepy, you might not come off in a bad way, for example.
>>2296598
we should do this >>2296602
0e2a37 No.2296605
>>2296602
I say just mulch them.
454bf7 No.2296607
>>2296603
There are so many ways to respond to this, that I'm just going to not.
92510e No.2296608
>>2296598
I taste like a mixture of sweat and my cologne, which is like this fruity gasoliney thing.
unless you mean my penis which tastes of salt and moisturiser
92510e No.2296609
i mean
not that i would know
1d42c5 No.2296611
>>2296600
Good, so let's rudder towards orgasm bay
>>2296597
Yeah, I appear to be doing fine. Need to go shopping for christmas presents soon.
>>2296602
Ah yes the double dutch rudder
it's double not-gay
57dbd8 No.2296614
>>2296604
You should do that with yourself. :3
>>2296607
*mighty pat*
>>2296608
I taste like Japanese cherry blossom and tea tree oil.
92510e No.2296616
>>2296614
aw
I genuinely want to learn to rub stuff like that on me so I smell nice all the time. I know some people do it, or you can buy oils or something.
Egh. When money is less tight I'll learn.
454bf7 No.2296617
>>2296614
I need an energizing one to go get food.
e72473 No.2296618
>>2296611
That stuff is important too
56d737 No.2296619
>>2296605
Nah. Everyone else can take care of theirs. Someone has to pay the medicare and social security in the future.
>>2296606
nah. no dicks touching. Machinae is right >>2296611
>>2296611
Exactly
>>2296614
Only got one dick though.
57dbd8 No.2296620
>>2296616
I just buy generic lotion and rub a little on in the morning. The tea tree oil is in my shampoo. :3
>>2296617
*supwah mega ultra magnum pat of good-get-foodnessitude*
>>2296619
So go to Chernobyl and grow another one.
92510e No.2296622
>>2296620
Idk. I'm just thinking of old books/myths and things where women prepare for courting and they rub oils in themselves so they smell good. I wanna learn to look after my skin I guess.
The cherry tree lotion I'm looking at is expensive. I want it.
e72473 No.2296623
454bf7 No.2296624
>>2296620
Woo~
Thanks for the support.
>>2296619
I'm going to consider masturbation in the same room gay, aiding one-another or not.
Call me old-fashioned, I suppose.
f2583a No.2296625
56d737 No.2296626
>>2296620
>
>>2296624
But this is the interweb. nothing is gay.
1d42c5 No.2296627
>>2296615
n o t
g a y
>>2296618
I suck at picking out presents.
f2583a No.2296629
>>2296628
oooh cucumber melon is really nice smelling too
92510e No.2296630
>>2296628
Do you know what linseed oil smells like? It's a medium for oil paints that smells like massage oils. I'd like to smell like that.
454bf7 No.2296631
>>2296626
>>2296627
HELLA GAY
I'm out of fitting imagery though.
>>2296628
You want to get me fat!
Don't gobble me up later, please.
57dbd8 No.2296632
>>2296629
My handsoap is cucumber melon. :3
>>2296630
Aw, I know that smell! It would fit you.
>>2296631
>fat
Nawwww, Naw.
More like...
...festively plump.
92510e No.2296633
>>2296632
i will put linseed oil in my dryer now
57dbd8 No.2296634
>>2296633
Noooooooo! That might start a fire!
56d737 No.2296635
>>2296631
oh well. the internets will prevail.
92510e No.2296636
>>2296634
So I'll drink it and sweat it out my pores!
454bf7 No.2296637
>>2296632
Good enough to eat, hm?
>>2296635
In doing what, exactly?
56d737 No.2296639
>>2296637
It's point of view. There is no gay. We can all jerk each other off and suck whatever we want and it's all just a heterotopia.
57dbd8 No.2296640
It's only gay if you snuggle after.
>>2296636
I'm going to have to fly out there and Nerf your world, aren't I?
>>2296637
Nyyyyoooooooo.
>.>
<.<
>>2296638
A very nice man I used to work with HATED the scary clown trend with a passion. He would on these long, angry rants about how clowns are innocent fun for kids and shouldn't be bastardized and corrupted for cheap scares on Halloween.
454bf7 No.2296641
>>2296639
>Heterotopia.
I was under the impression bisexual was masterrace, anyway.
>>2296640
>It's only gay if you snuggle after.
Even with a girl?
Damnit.
f2583a No.2296642
92510e No.2296643
>>2296640
I kind of want to rub it all on my thighs and be made love to by a hot dad
but
it would ruin my sheets
454bf7 No.2296644
>>2296640
>He would on these long, angry rants about how clowns are innocent fun for kids and shouldn't be bastardized and corrupted for cheap scares on Halloween.
This is how you get evil clowns.
57dbd8 No.2296645
>>2296641
Especially with a girl!
>>2296642
snuggle
>>2296643
You gotta have cheap sheets ready to toss on the bed for those special occasions. Or have a murphy bed on standby.
454bf7 No.2296646
>>2296645
Then I must subscribe to the gay someday.
Methinks I want snuggles.
Though it still scares the heck outta me.
57dbd8 No.2296647
>>2296646
snuggles your face off
92510e No.2296648
>>2296645
>cheap sheets
actually a good idea
i'll write that down
f2583a No.2296649
cc3457 No.2296650
454bf7 No.2296651
>>2296647
♥
>Your face off
I guess that's one way to snuggle for the rest of one's life.
56d737 No.2296652
>>2296640
His opinion is valid. I'm not a horror movie fan but it can be funny, the horror angle. people can and will do whatever they want.
>>2296641
On the interweb, there is no gay so what is known as gay in the outside world is just straight.
cc3457 No.2296653
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS
454bf7 No.2296654
>>2296652
Wouldn't bi become straight, and gay asexual?
dbdeeb No.2296655
is anyone else excited for this new upcoming game?
Its coming out in 2019....I can't wait....
57dbd8 No.2296657
>>2296648
Or just throw a tarp on a floor mattress and go total heathen.
>>2296649
;D
>>2296651
Hm. Maybe that was a little too snuggly.
snuggles gently as not to cause irritation.
>>2296652
I wasn't scared of clowns as a kid, but I WAS scared of dolls, and my aunt had a room full of clown dolls I absolutely hated.
>>2296653
Take me hoooooooooooooome
92510e No.2296659
>>2296657
you want it to be classy, though. and nice.
dbdeeb No.2296660
>>2296656
The Outer Worlds is a new single-player first-person sci-fi RPG from Obsidian Entertainment and Private Division.
In The Outer Worlds, you awake from hibernation on a colonist ship that was lost in transit to Halcyon, the furthest colony from Earth located at the edge of the galaxy, only to find yourself in the midst of a deep conspiracy threatening to destroy it. As you explore the furthest reaches of space and encounter various factions, all vying for power, the character you decide to become will determine how this player-driven story unfolds. In the corporate equation for the colony, you are the unplanned variable.
156e4c No.2296661
>Obsidian
Wait is that the guys from FONV?
454bf7 No.2296662
>>2296657
>Gentle Sabsy snuggles.
Ya make my days.
cc3457 No.2296663
>>2296660
This could be the age of Aquarius
56d737 No.2296665
>>2296654
Everything is one so everything must be everything.
>>2296657
Clowns can be weird. They aren't supposed to be happy all the time.
Also this
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dbdeeb No.2296666
>>2296663
>>2296663
>>2296663
Listen Mort we've gotta *BURRRRRRRP* we've gotta stop Todd Howard Morty
156e4c No.2296668
>>2296664
2019 is gonna be a good year!
57dbd8 No.2296670
>>2296658
Where Scoots belong!
>>2296659
High thread count?
>>2296662
♥
>>2296665
Ewwwwwwww
454bf7 No.2296672
>>2296670
How's your day going now?
Did you sense slap into that person yet?
56d737 No.2296673
>>2296670
soundbite out of a good interview. Zakk talking about him and the boss: the ozzman.
Oh yeah. we were talking about clowns.
>
57dbd8 No.2296674
>>2296671
Wild Scoots just running around goin' "yeeeeet".
>>2296672
I read 'em the riot act!
Actually, I just emailed them to say, "Per our discussion late last month, we will not be able to accommodate this request. Please review the attached policy."
:P
>>2296673
Send in the clowwwwnnnnnnnns
cc3457 No.2296675
>>2296674
The mating call, of the Scoot. Can be heard during the full moon.
92510e No.2296676
>>2296670
and soft bedding. Cos i'm delicate and soft.
Did I ever show you my bedsheets? it's like. a flower print.
56d737 No.2296677
>>2296674
yep. and tape it. um... record it. We used to tape shit. It just jumps out of my mouth and fingers.
454bf7 No.2296679
>>2296674
How professional.
How boring.
>>2296675
I looked at Sabsy's post to see what your mating call was and thought it was the "Send in the clowwwwnnnnnnnns" bit.
cc3457 No.2296680
>>2296679
I mean. That too.
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