902dcd No.2295745
7e5aa3 No.2295746
Do u ever go to a breakfast buffet, make sure to eat so much that the restaurant loses money, and then lie at home with ur stomach suffering and not eat anything else for the rest of the day
b59b54 No.2295747
7e5aa3 No.2295749
Did u guys hear that Rick from Rick and Morty is going to be the protagonist of the new Fallout and that he has a nice butt
7e5aa3 No.2295751
Do u ever have a folder of images u want to dump but feel the need to attach a blog post to every one of them
7e5aa3 No.2295752
Have u ever told a furry that the black goat boy from Deltarune is kind of hot and then they keep sending u porn of it that u didn't ask for periodically
7e5aa3 No.2295753
Incense is really underrated
It's not just good for covering up weed smell
902dcd No.2295755
>>2295754
She's a nice pussy. Would pet
b59b54 No.2295758
I think Erio has been smoking too much incense.
7e5aa3 No.2295759
>>2295757
What do u want Cupcake
7e5aa3 No.2295762
Ikt Megumin crossdressing pics when?
7e5aa3 No.2295764
Btw do u remember that post BD made about his new job making him grow as a person? It's tru
I sent him a Rick and Morty meme the other day and he didn't even get mad
7e5aa3 No.2295765
Cupcake you MOTHERFUCKER!!!
7e5aa3 No.2295768
I heard Wish was a bad boi and stayed up until 3am last night
Unfortunately Shio-chan is too much of a sub to spank him for it and tacitly allows such behavior
4f3bd9 No.2295769
I agree with you, crazy person.
7e5aa3 No.2295770
Buttfox was spamming his own board last night because his boyfriend wouldn't suck his cock and he lost his marbles
Very sad
>>2295769
I'm crazy in a good way
7e5aa3 No.2295771
Like, if you're in control of your crazy, is it really even crazy? Or is it just something that basic bitches view as crazy?
🤔🤔🤔
4f3bd9 No.2295772
>>2295770
That is virtually never a thing.
7e5aa3 No.2295773
>>2295772
It is cause people like to use the word loosely
7e5aa3 No.2295774
And like, the kind of person who just posts 3DPD porn is the kind of person u might expect to be a basic bitch
Anything out of the ordinary is just too much for them
4f3bd9 No.2295775
>>2295773
I think this is a situation where you are clearly crazy in some manner. Just scroll up.
94311d No.2295776
where is subtle
i need him to gf for me
7e5aa3 No.2295777
>>2295775
I think ur just a basic bitch
4f3bd9 No.2295780
>>2295779
Not sure you understood the patronizing undertones to that.
7e5aa3 No.2295781
>>2295780
Not sure u understand the patronizing undertones of calling a guy who tries to act masculine "babe"
4f3bd9 No.2295782
>>2295781
Ah, see, I don't care about calling me babe. I got girls calling me babe all the time so it's pretty normal, actually.
7e5aa3 No.2295783
>>2295782
But they don't think you're cute?
7e5aa3 No.2295785
>>2295784
There it is
Mandy's most creative post
4f3bd9 No.2295786
>>2295783
Not many people think I am cute.
>>2295784
Yes, I did in fact say that to somebody....
a23435 No.2295787
>>2295785
nah, just something i thought i should screeny.
>>2295786
It should be said to many people on and offline.
7e5aa3 No.2295788
>>2295786
I don't mind being cute; I post cute stuff most of the time n.n
I'm just posting things that are yami without much kawaii right now
>>2295787
I'm proud of him
4f3bd9 No.2295790
>>2295787
Alright, I am curious. Why?
>>2295788
I don't understand your meaning there.
7e5aa3 No.2295791
>>2295790
Yamikawaii is a kind of art and fashion
Yami = creepy/dark
Kawaii = cute
a23435 No.2295792
>>2295790
Thing would be more interesting and accurate.
4f3bd9 No.2295793
>>2295791
So something like schadenfreude?
>>2295792
I suppose you're not wrong.
932a1d No.2295794
7e5aa3 No.2295795
I saw a post BD made the other day where he said I'm just a "sweet guy" and that my "crazy" is just a deflection from my actual sincerity
Like don't diss my carefully cultivated controlled crazy that way, my dude
I'm a real nigga all around
>>2295793
Yeah I guess Japanese kind of combines words sometimes the way German does, if that's what you mean
Yamikawaii stuff doesn't necessarily have anything to do with sadism tho
932a1d No.2295796
>BD thinks they have adequate insight and knowledge to psychoanalyze a known degenerate shitposting elite.
4f3bd9 No.2295798
>>2295795
I was more meaning the mixing of opposites. Getting joy from pain, and mixing creepy and cute.
7e5aa3 No.2295799
>>2295796
It would be boring to just be one thing and not be composed of different intense elements that you nevertheless are strong enough to control and straddle like raging hellbeasts pulling your carriage to the outermost darkness where the false light and illusions of Man cannot reach
>>2295797
-pets u-
>>2295798
Yeah I guess that makes sense
8bb82c No.2295800
>>2295799
Are you on drugs ?
4f3bd9 No.2295802
>>2295799
What should I call you anyway?
7e5aa3 No.2295803
>>2295800
What would make u think such a thing, Ban-chan
>>2295801
I do wonder if people take certain things I do more seriously than I mean them sometimes tho 🤔
When I write a mean diss poem about someone, it's actually just an act of aggressive friendship, for example
>>2295802
Most people call me Erio
I've had "Daiakuma" and "The Beast With Many Names" in my name field before if you remember those btw
09166e No.2295804
>>2295791
yami means sick/ill
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/病みかわいい
病み isnt a word but its probably short for 病みつき which is to become sick or become addicted
7e5aa3 No.2295806
>>2295804
Isn't that just one of the meanings tho
Most of the yamikawaii art I save doesn't even seem to be conveying "sick/ill" themes at all, but maybe people are just using the tag wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7e5aa3 No.2295807
Shio-chan a simple Google search reveals that u suck cocks and are wrong
09166e No.2295808
7e5aa3 No.2295809
>>2295808
Tumblr
So you wouldn't call this image yamikawaii?
>
7e5aa3 No.2295810
Menhera-chan is pretty good tho
7e5aa3 No.2295811
I actually edited that succubus image btw
The person who made it was a dumbass and had the cross upright instead of inverse
Idk why people do that when they're trying to have a demonic theme
09166e No.2295812
>>2295809
weebs have a habit of butchering japanese words in english
when i google it this comes up first http://www.tokyofashiondiaries.com/yami-kawaii-subculture/
>>2295810
thats what popularised it i think
>>2295809
its got some yami themes like the bandage and the heart that says death
7e5aa3 No.2295813
a23435 No.2295814
09166e No.2295815
7e5aa3 No.2295816
>>2295812
I know what that says but I don't see how "death" is necessarily a "sick/ill" theme
It IS a dark theme, tho
And how is a lil bandage sick/ill
1bc207 No.2295817
>>2295812
Butchering Japanese words in English is one of the key aspects of weeb culture.
09166e No.2295818
>>2295816
its a yamikawaii theme
7e5aa3 No.2295819
Shio-chan, Japanese is incorrect
7e5aa3 No.2295820
>>2295818
I agree with that
But it doesn't seem to really be ur definition of yami
932a1d No.2295821
>>2295803
I dont take anything said here seriously, those who do are idiots. It is why I preferred here to the pones. Because the pones were far too serious for their own good. No fun allowed.
8bb82c No.2295822
>>2295803
You seem out of control.
09166e No.2295823
>>2295817
makes sense because english is just a butchered mix of european languages
same with dutch
>>2295819
はいはい大悪魔
>>2295820
my definition of yami and the definition of yamikawaii are different
7e5aa3 No.2295824
>>2295821
Even Ban-chan is having trouble comprehending my actions
>>2295822
I'm out of all control but my own :^)
Sometimes I like to see how much I can just blog on my own while no one else is posting
It's useful preparation for when I'm the last person alive on this board
1bc207 No.2295825
>>2295823
It's just German with various speech impediments.
7e5aa3 No.2295826
>>2295823
Btw in the Menhera-chan manga, there's a place called "the yami world" that seems to be very darkness-themed and not really sick/ill-themed
932a1d No.2295828
>>2295824
I wonder what this means? Let us see what happens.
8bb82c No.2295829
>>2295824
Like that will ever happen.
4f3bd9 No.2295832
I'm pretty sure the autistic guy knows more about your language and culture than you do, bomb watcher.
932a1d No.2295834
>>2295831
Yeet them giblets.
60527e No.2295837
>>2295834
GIBLETS and crooowwwws.
>>2295835
Did you do it? Did you suck the man's wiener? Don't leave us hangin'!
7e5aa3 No.2295838
>>2295827
There is definitely a lot of yamikawaii art with a focus on sick/ill themes
It just doesn't seem to necessarily have to be that
(Btw this image wasn't even yamikawaii when I found it; it was just a normal praying christian gril but I improved it with Photoshop)
>>2295829
It's still fun
Like a shitposting power trip
>>2295831
-pets u-
>>2295832
Imagine being such a basic bitch that u try to e-diagnose someone with autism as an insult in the year 2018
a23435 No.2295839
>>2295836
sssssssssssss
>>2295837
No, i have you doing it drunk, on video.
932a1d No.2295840
>>2295837
Yo, by the by. Finally caught that Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri movie last night. You seent?
b59b54 No.2295841
>>2295831
Beware the Yate.
09166e No.2295842
>>2295838
thats because you use tumblr
8bb82c No.2295843
>>2295838
I think I feel the same way sometimes.
>>2295839
I can't wait to get my award.
4f3bd9 No.2295844
>>2295838
It actually wasn't meant to be an insult, my friend.
a23435 No.2295845
>>2295843
what would that be?
60527e No.2295846
>>2295838
♥ I done got petted.
Hope you're having a fine weekend, dear.
>>2295839
You dressed up like me to do it drunk on video? Hey, whatever floats your boat.
>>2295840
Aw, no! I'm so far behind on good movies! I'm only ever in the mood to watch garbage. :-/
It's good, though? I should commit?
>>2295841
Yawwwtee!
a23435 No.2295847
>>2295846
nope. like no one is dressed up like me to post.
8bb82c No.2295848
>>2295845
The biggest snake award.
I'm currently in first place as voted by the people.
932a1d No.2295849
>>2295846
You should commit, it is worth the praise that has been lavished on it. Such a well made movie.
b59b54 No.2295850
>>2295846
I never thought I'd use 'yeet'.
But I played Smash all day with 6 friends yesterday, and welp... Lotsa yeeting was done.
7e5aa3 No.2295851
>>2295842
What is?
>>2295843
Yeah u shitpost pretty hard sometimes
>>2295844
People try to e-diagnose people with things on a shitposting board when they're not trying to insult someone? Strange how dumb hoes can be, but I guess I should know what to expect from you by now :3
>>2295846
I am, u?
932a1d No.2295852
60527e No.2295853
>>2295847
Yeah, but...aren't YOU dressed up like you to post?
>>2295849
I gotta see that and Sorry to Bother You. But then Troll 2 shows up in my Amazon recommendations and I can't NOT watch it!
>>2295850
The agony of da-yeet.
>>2295851
Mhm. Got some ExMiss shoppin' done yesterday and now I'm just being a lazy sack.
09166e No.2295854
>>2295851
the poorly tagged stuff
a23435 No.2295855
>>2295848
maybe it's not to mean a good thing though?
>>2295853
and you as well.
7e5aa3 No.2295856
>>2295853
I still need to do that
I think I'll just order stuff off Amazon
>>2295854
You agreed that the succubus thing I posted was yamikawaii tho
b59b54 No.2295857
>>2295853
I'm sorry, whattes?
4f3bd9 No.2295858
>>2295851
I suppose, then again I suppose this circles back to the whole using words loosely thing. Clearly I have no basis to claim you are medically autistic, but you do seem to act in an awkward way, and you seem knowledge. Mind you that is all just feelings on my part. So I threw the label on ya. Take it as you will. I was more using it as a sideways insult to the butterhead.
8bb82c No.2295860
>>2295851
You could say that I've been doing it for years.
>>2295852
https://8ch.net/animus/res/2292068.html
>>2295855
I still win award
I'll take it
932a1d No.2295861
>>2295853
You truly are a lost sheep, wake up sheep, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
happy sunday?
60527e No.2295862
>>2295855
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe post cute animals.
>>2295856
I did a little of that. :3
But then some stuff was cheaper offline. Go fig.
>>2295857
Whowhatwherewhywhen?
>>2295861
So far, mhm. I made a grilled cheese sammich. :3
You?
94311d No.2295863
>>2295831
spider-verse is good
go see it
b59b54 No.2295864
60527e No.2295865
>>2295863
No fair! Y'all got it early! It doesn't come out here 'til Friday.
Also, hi Bep. ♥
7e5aa3 No.2295866
>>2295858
I think it's fun to be kind of chaotic sometimes
>and you seem knowledge
Wot
>>2295859
ur silly
>>2295860
And yet u have the sheer AUDACITY to ask if I'm on drugs just because I'm indulging in the joys of shitposting
Smh
>>2295862
I'm 2 lazy with shopping to look around and compare prices
Unless the stores list their prices online I guess
932a1d No.2295867
>>2295862
Been a big lazy. Played Rust all day, now its the Dolphins/Pats game. Lazy lazy, to get myself over the last of this ill.
Grilled. Cheese. That sounds damned good, did you add any sauce ore other ingredients?
I'd be tempted to throw some tabasco or/and pepper on the cheese precook. Or maybe some Paprika.
7e5aa3 No.2295868
Oh Shio-chan I wasn't saying the praying gril was tagged under yamikawaii if that's what u thought
8bb82c No.2295869
>>2295866
I absolutely did do that.
7e5aa3 No.2295870
>>2295828
Sorry gurl missed this
But anyway I think he and I are going to e-fuck
94311d No.2295871
>>2295865
i got it early because i went to a p r e v i e w screening.
hi.
932a1d No.2295872
>>2295870
Inevitable, really.
7e5aa3 No.2295873
>>2295869
I am actually usually high when I make a lot of posts in a row like that
I don't want to be dependent on performance enhancing drugs, tho
09166e No.2295875
>>2295866
>ur silly
ありがとう
>>2295868
i know
60527e No.2295876
>>2295864
You just signed over half your stuff to me. Cha-ching!
>>2295866
Why you little...I'll compare your prices!
(I don't know why I said that.)
>>2295867
Oh yeah, it's Scootball season. Did your team win the Super Cup?
I didn't do anything fancy with the sammiches. Too laaaaaazy. :3
But it's nice to put peppers and bacon in 'em sometimes.
>>2295874
We got my puppy a ball that makes different animal sounds. I'm about ready to throw it into oncoming traffic, but it makes her so happy.
>>2295871
Look at you, Mr Industry Insider. ;D
I saw a cute Lapis plushie at the mall yesterday. You would've liked it.
8bb82c No.2295877
>>2295873
Which is why I asked.
You think I don't know
but I know
7e5aa3 No.2295878
>>2295872
Yeah the gay dream I had about him was prophetic
>>2295875
I wonder, have you ever been really upfront with Wish-kun about how you feel about him or is everything just implied? 🤔
It can be romantic to tell someone exactly how you feel :3
>>2295876
I guess cause I'm for sale at multiple sex slave markets
>>2295877
E-stalker uwu
932a1d No.2295879
>>2295876
Well, not yet. The march to the Play=Offs and Superbowl is getting near though.
Doing well, so far. Big hopes! Trying to get the Super Bowl Sunday and Monday off. So I can make a night of it. Wings, Pizza, Beer.
>Too lazy
That is just you in a nutshell doll. Super lazy. I sometimes worry that you will straight up nap if you lapse from work longer than a few seconds :3
Bacon! I might do that tomorrow for brekkie! We have gouda. Maybe a gouda/Bacon toastie. Hm hm hm hm hm hm.
Its Tea time! And it is CHinese night! Chinkies!
932a1d No.2295880
>>2295878
From what I understand, Ban is a power bottom.
a23435 No.2295881
>>2295876
maybe there's one that makes a more appealing noise(s)
8bb82c No.2295882
>>2295878
Yeah I just opened the thread and made a pretty easy assumption.
09166e No.2295883
7e5aa3 No.2295885
>>2295880
He acts like a dom but ponies who've known him for a long time seem to agree that he's a subby cumslut
Very interesting
>>2295882
I just meditated for like an hour and then when I was done I immediately started blogging really hard and posting motivational images from Tumblr
People were universally shocked and confused by it
>>2295883
Tell me on Steam then ^^
>>2295884
-pets u- Cute boi
d7fb98 No.2295886
d7fb98 No.2295887
also I just woke up and I want to die
7e5aa3 No.2295888
>>2295886
What has you upset, sweet child
2183d7 No.2295889
>>2295885
DON'T PET ME ERIO >:(
932a1d No.2295890
>>2295885
They play the hard boi in public. But behind closed doors. I reckon/heard its a different story.
7e5aa3 No.2295891
>>2295887
You stayed up til like 3AM
Don't do that
Now you prob won't be able to sleep tonight
>>2295889
Why not sweetie
>>2295890
He's probably a switch
That's what's healthiest; u need balance
2183d7 No.2295893
>>2295891
I'm not your pet!
932a1d No.2295894
>>2295891
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
94311d No.2295895
>>2295876
Send it to me.
Also, sorry. You have a puppy? Wth
8bb82c No.2295896
>>2295885
did you hear about them removing porn from tumblr ?
d7fb98 No.2295897
>>2295888
YOU!!!!!
>>2295891
I know I know, blame Shio.
>>2295892
I definitely feel like I'm in pretty rough shape...
fe98b8 No.2295898
NO RESPITE FOR YOU, SINNERS
A WILD SCANNER HAS APPEARED
8bb82c No.2295899
I'm not a switch
top
idiots
fe98b8 No.2295900
Being a switch is great.
You get best of both worlds.
Sometimes I feel a little subby, y'know?
a23435 No.2295901
>>2295884
You should pee on wish.
09166e No.2295904
>>2295897
>I know I know, blame Shio.
ん？なんで？
>I definitely feel like I'm in pretty rough shape...
それどういういみですが？
932a1d No.2295905
Spectre always said you were the bottom.
2183d7 No.2295907
>>2295901
I miss Wish, where is she? :c
09166e No.2295908
>>2295907
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
fe98b8 No.2295909
>>2295903
Well it's arguable that I'm kinda gay.
Not full blown gay though, just arguably a bit of a faggot.
2183d7 No.2295912
>>2295906
Copy-cat!
>>2295908
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2295910
Oh, tytyty
>>2295897
*Cuddles* :3
8bb82c No.2295913
Spec only says that because hes a giant.
7e5aa3 No.2295914
>>2295893
So? It's okay to pet cute things even if you don't own them
My aunt has really cute dogs; they're an extra plus of going to family gatherings besides the free food
>>2295894
I wonder how big Thanos' cock is
>>2295896
Yeah I was posting a bunch of memes about that the other day
>>2295897
Why thoughh
And you're ultimately in control of when you go to bed :3 But yeah I guess I should e-yell at him
>>2295899
You don't ever want to suck a cute boy's cock?
2183d7 No.2295916
>>2295914
I might be cute but I'm not a dog!
Why are you still in this depressing hell-hole? u_u
60527e No.2295917
>>2295878
Well yeah, you gotta network if you wanna survive the gig economy.
>>2295879
Scoob, whatcha gonna get? Make sure it has noodles!
>>2295881
I don't think she'd enjoy a "waves lapping gently against a dock on a lazy Sunday evening by the lake" ball.
>>2295895
Wait, did I never tell you about the pupper? Mom's doctor recommended she adopt a puppy to keep her company when I'm not here. I've ended up taking care of her most of the time, so I just kinda call her my puppy now.
09166e No.2295918
>>2295912
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
a23435 No.2295919
>>2295912
Just remember that if everyone got their piece of wish there would be a train.
8bb82c No.2295920
>>2295914
Its not something I really think about.
932a1d No.2295921
>>2295917
KingPrawn Curry, Fried rice and a pancake roll!
I am going to be happy tummy scoot!
>I have noodles atleast 3 days a week, gotta have a break uwu
94311d No.2295922
>>2295917
That's awesome. I know you wanted a dog.
What's her name?
a23435 No.2295923
>>2295917
i guess you have to find a big toy, put an electronic device that is controllable through a pc or cell and put whatever you want on it. Like this shit, yo
d7fb98 No.2295924
>>2295904
You were too much of a sub to spank me for it and tacitly allows such behavior.
>それどういういみですが？
目が痛い
頭痛い
喉痛い
>>2295912
Eat my ASS ORION!!!!!!
>>2295914
You mentioned me or something, I forget already.
fe98b8 No.2295925
>Why are you still in this depressing hellhole? u_u
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY ANYMORE!
This places calls to me! I don't even discord anymore!
8bb82c No.2295926
What do you guys think about my dog ?
I love her
7e5aa3 No.2295927
>>2295916
It is what you make it
It's just a fun shitposting zone to me
Why do you think it's depressing? ^^
>>2295917
Do you still have that yuri gf?
>>2295924
U like the attention anyway
2183d7 No.2295928
I miss Kuus... ;~;
>>2295915
No, I'm Orion. The best person in the whole wide world! ^///^
Nice to meet chuuu~
>>2295918
STOP ATTACKING MEEE!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! D:<
>>2295919
Wish has always been mine :3
I'll beat up all the losers trying to talk to her!
>>2295924
That could be arranged :3c
Why'd you disappear from my life, cutie? ;___;
>>2295925
Escape while you can. My life got a million times better when I left this place ^_^
8bb82c No.2295929
>>2295928
Thats debatable
How many awards are you nominated for this year ?
I'm currently winning the biggest snake award.
heh
7e5aa3 No.2295930
>>2295920
I think about it often
60527e No.2295931
>>2295921
Aw, I never get noodles. You're just spoiled.
What's a pancake roll?! :O
>>2295922
Her name's supposed to be Leela, but I call her Pudge because she had a fat tummy as a baby.
I was little stressed out when she first came to live with us because it was one more person to care for, but she's very sweet-natured and fun and she's grown on me.
How's stuff going in your neck of the woods?
>>2295923
I miss Dave and Craig Ferguson.
>>2295927
Why, you interested?
8bb82c No.2295932
>>2295930
I guess you just can't get the idea of someone nutting in your mouth to go away.
Only one thing left to do then.
09166e No.2295933
>>2295924
>You were too much of a sub to spank me for it and tacitly allows such behavior.
しゃぎつける
>目が痛い
>頭痛い
>喉痛い
なんで？
なが痛みがいぬ欲しいかわいい子
>>2295928
ｗｗｗｗ
>Wish has always been mine :3
>I'll beat up all the losers trying to talk to her!
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
a23435 No.2295934
>>2295925
depressing? It is what it is. Sometimes people come to fuck some shit up. Me. you. erio. sama. etc.
7e5aa3 No.2295935
>>2295931
Just curious
Idk if I'm interested; I don't think you even have a cock
>>2295932
I don't mean so often that it's a PROBLEM
2183d7 No.2295936
>>2295927
Cause when I was active here years ago, I was depressed AF and this place just made it worse. Now I'm happy and my life is top-tier :3
VRCHAT IS BETTER
>>2295929
EW I HATE SNAKES >:(
I got best League of Legends player, best VRChat fuccboi, best boyfriend and best everything awards. I'm amazing :3
>>2295933
Do I have to beat you up too?!
932a1d No.2295937
>>2295931
a big big spring roll
real biug!
y no noodle???
09166e No.2295938
>>2295936
>Do I have to beat you up too?!
you can try
a23435 No.2295939
>>2295928
I don't know. That's a lot of black eyes.
>>2295931
Anything good, we must be rid of and anything detestable, we must have as the most powerful.
8bb82c No.2295940
>>2295935
Sounds like a problem to me.
>>2295936
I really doubt you're a better Vrchat user than me.
I'm perma-banned from roflgators stream
get at me
d7fb98 No.2295941
>>2295927
I've been in an endless orgasm for the entire morning because of all the attention I've received.
>>2295928
I've uh, I've been here the whole time.
>>2295933
>しゃぎつける
わかんない
>なが痛みがいぬ欲しいかわいい子
なにこれわかんない
902dcd No.2295943
So when are you two gonna fuck?
932a1d No.2295944
8bb82c No.2295945
>>2295943
Is that at wish and the jap guy or someone else ?
902dcd No.2295946
94311d No.2295947
>>2295931
Cute. Omw.
My stuff is good. We went to a friend's after Spider-verse for drinks but me and some other people got bored and walked to the beach instead. I just hung out with my future housemate who is this lovely italian girl. And right now I'm just drawing, so.
Italian girl is nice. She likes Sufjan and I'm really happy I'm going to be living with her next year. Apparently she's really excited to hear me play guitar. Idk. It's cute.
2183d7 No.2295948
>>2295938
Or we could be friends and you can accept that Wish is mine ^_^
>>2295939
I'll throw down, ez
>>2295940
>associating with streamers
EWWWW
>>2295942
You're a VRChat l-loser!!!
I bet I can get more waifu's than you!
>>2295941
Are we still best friends? ^//^;
>>2295943
M-Me and Wish? >///<;
d7fb98 No.2295949
>>2295943
Is that at ban and orion or someone else ?
8bb82c No.2295950
>>2295948
I bet you sit in front of mirror all day and talk about your model
lmao
get destroyed
60527e No.2295951
>>2295935
I have three. One takes batteries. :3
>>2295937
I dunno. I just never think to go to noodly places until it's too late. I really want ramen now. There's a great place here, but I'm too lazy to go out and they don't deliver. Halp.
>>2295939
>anything detestable
Jimmy Fallon and James Corden?
>>2295947
Bep, it's been non-stop cuteness with you ever since you started school. I don't know how much more of this my heart can take! ♥ Just kiddin'. It can take a lot, and I'm stupid happy for you!
902dcd No.2295953
>>2295948
nah
>>2295949
you and your boyfriend
932a1d No.2295954
>>2295951
Get you know who go pick up!!!!! stat!!!! ramen is life!!!
7e5aa3 No.2295956
>>2295936
It's just cause you have bad times associated with it, then
If u shitpost more now that you're in a good mood u'll associate fun times with it
>>2295940
I just feel like e-sucking an e-dick every now and then, so I do, and that pretty much satisfies me
>>2295941
Lewd
Make sure to eat and hydrate to replace all that cum
>>2295951
But are any of them biological and attached to you? Is even one of them?
>>2295952
-pets u-
8bb82c No.2295957
>>2295956
Who E-dick are you sucking ?
a23435 No.2295958
>>2295945
I think he means everyone and everyone else.
>>2295948
and frequently. You'll have a long trip to Japan to start, then wish will be making you into supercuck.
>>2295951
I don't know. maybe worse.
d7fb98 No.2295959
>>2295948
We were ever best friends?
>>2295953
Oh, we're banging right now.
>>2295956
Yes papa.
8bb82c No.2295961
>>2295958
He was talking about wish and that other guy
whatever his name is
I've been just calling him the "Japanese guy"
a23435 No.2295962
>>2295961
I call him japanananon
2183d7 No.2295963
>>2295950
Pffft, only sometimes :^)
I bet you have a crash avatar cause you need to feel powerful
BAKA
>>2295953
You're wrong ;~;
>>2295956
Do you still do all your lewd pet stuff?
Are you still an e-whore?
>>2295958
The day that anyone even tries to make me into a supercuck is the day that I kill myself
>>2295959
Of course we were. Let's be best friends again like good old times \o/
09166e No.2295964
>>2295941
sorry im tired, its 4am
しゃぎつける is echigo
its basically 殴る／叩く but you dont conjugate it in echigo
>なが痛みがいぬ欲しいかわいい子
thats a difficult sentence sorry
i combined echigo and iyo
が is used to replace の in iyo sometimes
いぬ is iyo for 去る
im assuming you know the rest other wise i will tell you in english
>>2295943
me?
>>2295948
>Or we could be friends and you can accept that Wish is mine ^_^
never
>M-Me and Wish? >///<;
しねくそったれ
>>2295959
>>2295959
>Oh, we're banging right now.
>>2295963
>Of course we were. Let's be best friends again like good old times \o/
no
8bb82c No.2295965
>>2295962
same thing I guess
>>2295963
I just leech off drekwiz and pick up cute e-traps with my clout
2183d7 No.2295966
>>2295964
Do you have a crush on Wish~?
>>2295965
Ew drekwiz
I pick up cute e-girls cause I'm not a big gay!
a2559e No.2295967
I slept through my alarm for work :(
I also had a dream where I was running from the police and had to shoot every person I ran into to keep them from finding me and was leaving a trail of blood due to at least one gunshot wound. It was pretty intense.
7e5aa3 No.2295968
>>2295957
Just random people I find
>>2295959
You slept for like 11 hours; you must have been really sleepy ^^
>>2295960
You love me though
>>2295963
I e-fuck every now and then but not often enough to want to maintain a "pet"
8bb82c No.2295969
Fapiano says i'm cute
must be true
60527e No.2295970
>>2295954
With a spice bomb and two eggs. Mmmm.
>>2295956
Sorry to be the bearer or bad news, but no. Alas, our passionate love affair ends before it could even begin.
>>2295958
Who's worse than those two?! :O
902dcd No.2295971
>>2295959
hot, post pics
>>2295963
I never am
>>2295964
Yes, and your boyfriend
8bb82c No.2295972
>>2295966
Drekwiz is a pretty normal chill dude
pokelawls on the other hand is a little bitch
932a1d No.2295973
>>2295970
Yes! Tonkotsu ramen. Yes. I need to get some pig bones. Make a stock. Then make my own tonkotsu ramen.
8bb82c No.2295974
>>2295968
thats how you get an std
d9b594 No.2295976
d7fb98 No.2295977
>>2295963
Yes, just like old times.
Where I barely knew you existed.
>>2295964
Why are you even awake?
殴ってください
>が is used to replace の in iyo sometimes
>いぬ is iyo for 去る
That makes a lot more sense. I was like
<A cutie that wants a dog in pain ???
>>2295968
I feel dead to the world.
>>2295971
I am posting pics.
09166e No.2295978
>>2295966
>Do you have a crush on Wish~?
you could say that
>>2295971
>Yes, and your boyfriend
im peeing on him right now
94311d No.2295979
>>2295951
Yeah. I just need a gf and money and things should be pretty good.
I do worry though, about not being good enough at a r t to get a job when I graduate. The hope is that if I work hard enough I will be, so. egh.
d7fb98 No.2295980
>im peeing on him right now
902dcd No.2295981
>>2295975
*pat*
>>2295977
So silly~
>>2295978
in that case, you can keep the pics~
a23435 No.2295983
>>2295970
The one that no one that don't like him dare talk about online or get flamed since they know better. the fake news sites tell them so.
>>2295975
This thread is too much of a hoot. beware
7760be No.2295984
>>2295975
>To become comfortable with something you have to first overcome being uncomfortable with something
We were all uncomfortable with being alive at first
but we did it
so don't be a faggot
2183d7 No.2295985
>>2295968
What's the point of this place? It just feels like somewhere to get attention when you're lonely. Like why would I shitpost when I have plenty of friends and I don't feel the need for validation?
Today's an exception for me tho, I only came back cause I was looking through my old HDD and saw screencaps from way back when.
>>2295971
Okay, if you're never wrong, who's my favourite poster? :3
>>2295972
I guess yeah, he's aight. But most VRChat streamers are cancer. Their content is forced.
>>2295977
That's pretty rude, friendship destroyed.
7e5aa3 No.2295986
>>2295970
Do you still have that gf though? ^^
Yuri is cute
>>2295974
You can't get an STD through the internet tho
>>2295977
Drink coffee? ^^
298611 No.2295987
>>2295976
basically
>>2295980
What do you think of the artist Kyockcho?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dt8tUosUUAADKqS.jpg:large
>>2295981
hi Hu!
how are you?
>>2295983
I'm ready to doot and hoot and cuss out moot
>>2295984
I'm working on it ;~;
8bb82c No.2295988
>>2295986
Its a slippery slope
soon you're gonna be sucking guys off on craigslist
I've seen this all happen before
902dcd No.2295989
>>2295985
Kitty
>>2295987
Tired. Almost bedtime.
How you?
2183d7 No.2295992
>>2295989
I dunno know that is
8bb82c No.2295993
My friends list is so big now that I have problems loading it.
Would you look at that
2183d7 No.2295994
ERIO SELFIE FOR SELFIE :3
1bc207 No.2295995
WHat subs for gobble slayor?
2183d7 No.2295996
>>2295993
What's your ign?
932a1d No.2295997
902dcd No.2295998
8bb82c No.2295999
>>2295985
I bet I've seen you in vrchat before
I feel like I've seen everyone
09166e No.2296000
>>2295977
>Why are you even awake?
i went to bed sort of early (8:30) and woke up really early at 4am or whatever
i didnt want to go back to sleep
i was waiting for you
>殴ってください
はいピチャリ
>That makes a lot more sense. I was like
so you know what i said?
<A cutie that wants a dog in pain ???
thats why 犬 is done in kanji
>>2295981
>in that case, you can keep the pics~
i wasnt planning on sharing
>>2295985
>That's pretty rude, friendship destroyed.
good
>>2295997
are you even trying
2183d7 No.2296001
>>2295999
If you play vrchat for more than a month then yeah, you do meet everyone relevant. There's only like 3k active players
7e5aa3 No.2296002
>>2295985
Just shitposting for fun lol
I don't seem to get lonely; I regularly isolate myself for a week or more for the sake of connecting with myself on a deeper level and focusing on things and I never seem to feel anything like loneliness during those times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2295988
I've basically always been like this tho
Craigslist still doesn't appeal, and I'd make sure to use protection if it did
8bb82c No.2296003
>>2295996
Thats a secret.
whats yours ?
7760be No.2296004
>>2295990
I'm currently ready for sleep
in the process of sleeping because I sleep beside a computer while monitoring threads
it makes sense
1bc207 No.2296006
>>2296004
Going to sleep at 10pm is so not-NEET like.
60527e No.2296007
>>2295973
Chef Scoot's Gourmet!
>>2295983
Who's that? :O
>>2295986
Yep! And we do lewd yuri stuff together. >:D
>>2295979
You'll have a great career. And when you're rich and famous I'll come mooch off of you. That's the deal.
8bb82c No.2296008
>>2296002
You're gonna put a condom on his dick while you suck it ?
just make sure he doesn't have anything instead
298611 No.2296009
>>2295989
i'm doing well.
wish I was at work making money :c
>>2295993
I remember when someone discovered that removing friends on your friend list would give you more FPS in Overwatch. People cleaned out their Friend lists real fast...
2183d7 No.2296010
>>2296002
Hmm, fair enough. I like socializing to much to isolate myself like you do though.
>>2295994
>>2296003
You first >:(
932a1d No.2296011
>>2296000
No, nip nong ching bing.
7760be No.2296012
>>2296006
It's very NEET like when you consider it's often the result of inconsistent sleep schedules coming full circle.
932a1d No.2296013
>>2296007
You know it! I am the man in the kitchen. Is my art room.
8bb82c No.2296014
>>2296009
I collect them like pokemon though so i'm not gonna clean it out.
>>2296010
You're probably just Orion.
d7fb98 No.2296015
>>2295985
I'm so distraught.
>>2295986
D I S G U S T I N G
Timmies sounds pretty good right now though tbh. Maybe.
>>2295987
I really like the Nico doujin he made, but I don't read his stuff all too often.
Too much oppai :^)
>>2296000
>i was waiting for you
ばか
>so you know what i said?
I would translate it to something like
<I hope your pain goes away soon, cutie
2183d7 No.2296016
>>2296014
Nope, this name is exclusive to these threads
8bb82c No.2296017
>>2296016
You'll just have to find me in game then.
60527e No.2296018
>>2296013
Scoob, I'm feelin' kinda restless. I was going to be 100% pure lazy, but I think I'll go for a run. Just to get some lead out.
2183d7 No.2296020
>>2296017
I don't care enough
a23435 No.2296021
>>2295987
I wonder what moot is up to these days.
>>2296007
I can't say.
7e5aa3 No.2296022
>>2296007
Kawaii
Are you the subbier one?
>>2296008
Well yeah I don't really want to do lewd things irl without getting to know the person and forming an emotional connection first anyway
>>2296010
I like it but I don't want to really NEED anything outside of myself
I wonder if Ban has e-fucked u in VR chat already and you guys don't even realize it yet; he hits on a lot of traps
>>2296015
I felt like maybe you disliked coffee but I couldn't remember for sure lol
Good idea ^^
932a1d No.2296023
>>2296018
I did similar earlier, except it was a walk. Becasue sick of being couped up with this ill. Now that I am nearly better I wanna stretch my legs. Tomorrow I'll be back on the irons.
2183d7 No.2296024
>>2296022
Are you implying I'm a trap?
I only play as a girl when I'm mute
8bb82c No.2296025
>>2296020
Perfect.
>>2296022
That kinda makes it even gayer I think.
94311d No.2296026
>>2296007
i have a few more years to get gud, i guess.
You can mooch all you like. animators are always rich.
7e5aa3 No.2296028
>>2296024
I am, but only as a way of teasing u about u being girly
>>2296025
And hotter
09166e No.2296029
>>2296002
is that why you disappear for weeks sometimes
>>2296015
>Timmies sounds pretty good right now though tbh. Maybe.
「ｔｉｍｍｉｅｓ」何ながかが？
>ばか
なんで？
>I would translate it to something like
yes i would too, good
2183d7 No.2296030
>>2296028
Post a selfie and I'll post one of my manly, masculine self. Then we'll see who's the fem :3
8bb82c No.2296031
The grass is really tall
i'm not . . . . .
8bb82c No.2296032
>>2296028
Have you ever dated a guy before ?
7e5aa3 No.2296033
>>2296030
We traded pics a long time ago, or at least I ended up seeing you somehow
I remember you looking like a cute boi
>>2296032
Not IRL
And I think Orion and Kamuu are the only guys I've e-dated
8bb82c No.2296035
>>2296033
I didn't know know you dated those people.
I heard one of them is smelly irl
7e5aa3 No.2296036
>>2296035
Yeah Kamuu takes a pee bath every morning
d7fb98 No.2296037
>>2296022
Go bring me some.
>>2296029
>「ｔｉｍｍｉｅｓ」何ながかが？
カナダ人のカフェ
>>2296035
>one of them
7e5aa3 No.2296038
>>2296037
I'll spoonfeed it to you like you're a babby because you're too lazy to feed yourself
7e5aa3 No.2296040
Oh wait, Orion and Kamuu are the only guys I've e-dated who were guys AT THE TIME
2183d7 No.2296041
>>2296033
Yeah that was like 4-6 years ago tho
I was like 17 I think
1bc207 No.2296042
wait is gobbler slaijer just konosuba except more rape
09166e No.2296043
>>2296037
なるほど
>>2296040
what does this mean
2183d7 No.2296044
>>2296040
Wait we e-dated?
d7fb98 No.2296045
>>2296038
It's a beverage...
09166e No.2296046
>>2296042
yes
and with peeing
902dcd No.2296047
It's not rape if they like it
8bb82c No.2296048
>>2296036
Does he love the smell of his own musk ?
>>2296037
"I heard"
I didn't hear anything about the other one you idiot
5a0fd0 No.2296049
>>2296040
>at the time
What did he mean by this?
2183d7 No.2296050
Kamuu: I want you to infuse your pee in my bloodstream
:3333ccc
8bb82c No.2296051
"Wait we e-dated?"
He probably just imagined it in a dream.
d7fb98 No.2296053
>>2296042
Well no, gobbler slaijer is actually enjoyable.
>>2296043
It's pretty terrible though, like if you want a good cup of coffee in the morning you're probably better off going to McDonalds.
The drivethru is a lot quicker there too.
>>2296048
Well now you are now hearing about the other one now
you baka
2183d7 No.2296054
>>2296051
I wouldn't be surprised. Everyone wants to date me.
1bc207 No.2296055
>>2296053
Your are enjoyable.
09166e No.2296056
>>2296053
all coffee is terrible
i had mcdonalds once and it was some of the worst food i have ever had
if its worse than mcdonalds it must be really bad
>>2296054
didnt you just get rejected
2183d7 No.2296057
>>2296056
She always plays hard to get.
7e5aa3 No.2296058
>>2296041
I'm sure u've grown into a very pretty and mature-looking woman then
>>2296043
It means what it says
>>2296044
Yeah for like a few days lol
>>2296045
>Timmies sounds pretty good right now though tbh.
Just the coffee specifically? 🤔
I don't really care about specific restaurants' coffee that way lol
>>2296049
What do u think I meant
>>2296051
I don't think I e-dated u tho
I just think you were very cute in my gay dream
8bb82c No.2296059
>>2296053
Its all in one ear and out the other
I won't remember
>>2296054
He has gay dreams about me.
>>2296058
Maybe in a few years you'll show up and claim to have though.
09166e No.2296060
>>2296057
sounds like a problem only you have
>she
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
>>2296058
how can someone be a guy at the time but then not be a guy
do you mean someone like wish? who tricked you?
5a0fd0 No.2296061
>>2296058
Are they not guys anymore?
2183d7 No.2296062
>>2296058
>I'm sure u've grown into a very pretty and mature-looking woman then
I'm a MANLY MAN
>>2296058
>Yeah for like a few days lol
Worst few days of my life ;)
>>2296059
Are you proud of that?
>>2296060
It just means she likes me more. Tsundere~
2183d7 No.2296064
>>2296063
That's disappointing.
09166e No.2296065
>>2296062
>It just means she likes me more. Tsundere~
keep telling yourself that
>she
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
8bb82c No.2296066
>>2296064
I'd force people to dream about me if I could.
195453 No.2296067
How the fuck do they expect me to hit with Wolf's side B?
2183d7 No.2296068
>>2296065
Are you jealous?
>>2296066
I don't need to force people, it just happens.
8bb82c No.2296069
Does that make me DREAMY
I think that technically makes me dreamy right ?
d7fb98 No.2296070
>>2296055
Yes, correct.
>>2296056
I like it if you add enough sugar to it.
>>2296058
Cappu
>>2296059
Let me pee into your ear.
09166e No.2296071
>>2296068
>Are you jealous?
i should be asking you that
8bb82c No.2296073
>>2296068
Well I clearly didn't
thats not possible
2183d7 No.2296074
>>2296071
I'm not taking this seriously tho
2183d7 No.2296076
>>2296073
I can make it possible.
09166e No.2296077
>>2296070
>I like it if you add enough sugar to it.
maybe i need to try that
or maybe i shouldnt i dont think im missing much
>>2296074
i cant take you seriously when you say she either
8bb82c No.2296078
>>2296070
No thanks.
I'm not gonna let you cheat on the Japanese guy
pee in his ear
>>2296076
How do you do that ?
I would like to know.
7e5aa3 No.2296079
>>2296070
>>2296059
I won't
I have a good memory, sweetie
>>2296060
I shouldn't have said anything
A certain person might get mad at me now
ctrl+z
There it's undone, anyway how u today
>>2296061
ur not a guy
>>2296062
You are kind of kawaii
And you don't even remember apparently u_u
>>2296070
Oh like the Neru drink
I always just drink normal black coffee cos I'm edgy
7e5aa3 No.2296080
7e5aa3 No.2296082
8bb82c No.2296083
>>2296079
You wouldn't be the first person if you did.
d7fb98 No.2296085
>>2296077
I'm growing more and more dependent on caffeine.
Just ignore Orion by the way, he'll be gone forever again in an hour.
>>2296078
I was going to make a train, at least 4 ears long!
>>2296079
Yeah, though Canadians cappus are p much just lattes.
>>2296081
アイラブユー
09166e No.2296086
>>2296079
>There it's undone, anyway how u today
still kind of tired
its still dark here
but im happy
8bb82c No.2296087
>>2296085
You're going to break another heart
This must stop
2183d7 No.2296088
>>2296077
Wish is a confirmed girl.
>>2296078
Hypnosis, of course.
>>2296079
I'm handsome, not kawaii.
I vaguely remember. I was a pretty big e-slut tho, so I was in a few different relationships the whole time I was active.
>>2296085
I know you missed me ^_^
2183d7 No.2296090
>>2296085
>he'll be gone forever again in an hour.
Close, I'm leaving forever again now. See you in another 4 years <3
>>2296089
You're not worth it.
みんなバイバイよ
b59b54 No.2296091
>Blink.
>214 new messages.
I've gotten bad at this.
09166e No.2296092
>>2296085
>I'm growing more and more dependent on caffeine.
i probably shouldnt be keeping you awake
>Just ignore Orion by the way, he'll be gone forever again in an hour.
はいはい
>彼女
(｡>∀<｡)
>アイラブユー
its okay to butcher english but not japanese
1bc207 No.2296093
>>2296091
YOU MISSED A PUN HERE
d7fb98 No.2296094
>>2296087
Sorry dad.
>>2296088
Heh, I'm a boy btw.
>>2296090
Finally.
>>2296092
Spank me so that I'll go to sleep
Yametekudastop bullying me
8bb82c No.2296095
>>2296090
I'm always worth it.
I'm an award wining prize.
8bb82c No.2296097
>>2296094
Lucky for you i'm a forgiving person.
I have so many good qualities
2183d7 No.2296098
>>2296094
>Heh, I'm a boy btw.
Can't say I'm surprised. Now you've went from undesirable to completely undesirable. I wonder how long -this- fake relationship you have is gonna last? :3c
<3
Bye for real this time~~
09166e No.2296099
>>2296094
>Spank me so that I'll go to sleep
i'll have to if you keep staying up until 4am
how are you going to get to sleep tonight?
>Yametekudastop bullying me
きえうせるしねばか
b59b54 No.2296100
>>2296093
I had to google what the number was.
7e5aa3 No.2296101
>>2296083
Well lots of people are bad at remembering things
I'm often surprised how bad their memories are compared to mine
>>2296084
-hugs tightly- :3
You don't like being a cute girl?
>>2296085
This is making me want coffee
>>2296086
Happy why? ^^
>>2296088
Yeah I used to get in quick little e-relationships sometimes
09166e No.2296102
>>2296101
>Happy why? ^^
im just enjoying myself
8bb82c No.2296103
>>2296101
I can't even remember when I started posting here.
d7fb98 No.2296104
>>2296097
>so many good qualities
List 30.
>>2296098
Man, the salt hit you pretty fast.
>>2296099
Oh don't you worry, I'm feeling really tired right now :3
>きえうせるしねばか
Don't tempt me :3
>>2296101
Go get some them.
8bb82c No.2296105
>>2296104
I'm not going to sell myself out like that.
People have to figure me out for themselves.
7beed7 No.2296106
ban is probably popular in vrchat.
932a1d No.2296107
8bb82c No.2296108
>>2296106
Oh yeah ?
Prove it !
I bet I have no friends.
1bc207 No.2296109
oh shit they actually raped her
09166e No.2296110
>>2296104
>Oh don't you worry, I'm feeling really tired right now :3
you wont be in a few hours
>Don't tempt me :3
しちゃがめ！
7e5aa3 No.2296111
>>2296102
Kawaii
>>2296103
I started in like November 2011; that's when u can consider the animu threads to have started
Those before me merely paved the way for my glory
>>2296104
I don't have to go anywhere
I'm just going to make black coffee cos I'm not a gay liberal Canadian
7beed7 No.2296112
kanra tries not to want what he know he can't have.
>>2296108
u no da wae.
8bb82c No.2296113
>>2296111
hahaha
no I don't
09166e No.2296114
>>2296111
>I'm just going to make black coffee cos I'm not a gay liberal Canadian
wish is a liberal?
8bb82c No.2296115
b59b54 No.2296116
>>2296109
Is there context to this post? Are you okay?
1bc207 No.2296117
>>2296116
Your computer mouse supposedly has a scroll wheel.
8bb82c No.2296118
>>2296111
I spammed this thread with pony porn once with spec in like 2011
He remembers
d7fb98 No.2296119
>>2296105
Man, I've known you for years and I can only list one good quality about you, and you just told me it!
>>2296110
So what you're telling me is that I should just go to bed right now to sleep through until the morning? :3
>しちゃがめ
Is this like しちゃうだめ?
>>2296111
I voted conservative in the provincial election.
09166e No.2296121
>>2296119
>So what you're telling me is that I should just go to bed right now to sleep through until the morning? :3
thats even worse
it means like "dont" but sort of expressive
it would be だ not が in standard japanese
7e5aa3 No.2296122
>>2296114
He said he voted for Trudeau
>>2296118
I wonder if I met u then
>>2296119
Idk what that means but didn't u also vote for Trudeau?
09166e No.2296123
>>2296121
its a shorthand of してはならない
7beed7 No.2296124
you don't vote for PMs. you vote for parties who elect a PM.
09166e No.2296125
>>2296122
its weird our liberal is like far right in canada
trudeau would be a communist here
8bb82c No.2296126
>>2296119
You hardly know me though.
I used to think your personality was completely fake and your whole being was just a persona.
>>2296122
Probably
>>2296120
I'm never modest though
09166e No.2296127
>>2296124
you can vote for people at local elections cant you who represent a party in the parliament
assuming canada is similar to japan
d7fb98 No.2296128
>>2296121
ばか
>it would be だ not が in standard japanese
Ahh, what's the difference between しちゃ and しちゃう?
>>2296122
I voted liberal back then, yeah.
>>2296123
I feel like I should know this grammar, but I don't think I do.
>>2296126
It was :^)
d7fb98 No.2296129
>>2296127
You vote for a seat to represent your area.
And then the leader of the party with the most seats is the PM
7e5aa3 No.2296130
>>2296125
Then ur basically nazis according to Tumblr logic
>>2296126
Maybe we kissed and don't remember
>>2296128
I'm not really even into politics
I voted for Trump post-ironically
8bb82c No.2296131
>>2296128
Thats what I've always thought.
>>2296130
I would remember that though.
7beed7 No.2296132
>>2296126
you're telling me ur not popular in vrchat.
>>2296127
but you don't vote for Trudeau.
>>2296129
didn't know that.
d7fb98 No.2296133
>>2296130
I mean, that's basically me too.
I just do one of those tl;dr policies comparison thing and pick the least awful one.
>>2296131
You'd have to be pretty silly to not know that, tbh.
>>2296132
That was probably a bit misleading, I kind of just assume that was how it worked, but I don't pay too much attention.
09166e No.2296136
>>2296128
>ばか
ええ？なんで？
>しちゃ and しちゃう?
im not sure exactly why but >しちゃう implies yourself not another person
probably to do with the kanji form
>>2296128
>I feel like I should know this grammar, but I don't think I do.
well to make this easier i just said "don't"
>>2296129
okay so its different
you vote for the party but locally you vote for a person
last election i voted LDP for the party, shimizu for local mayor and nakamura for prefecture(state) governor
i nearly voted nsjap for a joke but decided not to
kind of wish i did now
>>2296130
>Then ur basically nazis according to Tumblr logic
we have an actual nazi party but they dont get votes
7beed7 No.2296137
>>2296133
used to think they could just pick whoever they wanted to be PM out of the MPs.
>>2296134
oh. sorry.
8bb82c No.2296138
>>2296137
Stop making me look good.
I'm a rouge bad boy.
8bb82c No.2296140
I might just go to sleep guys
its 1pm
what do you think ? ? ?
d7fb98 No.2296141
>>2296135
Look at me, 安心
>>2296136
I'm definitely going to make a point to go and start studying grammar again.
>you vote for the party but locally you vote for a person
I really wish it could be more like this here.
>>2296137
Ah, I know they do have elected leaders of their party who becomes the PM.
Though, the PM can lose their riding and still serve as PM by taking over another MP's seat.
fe98b8 No.2296142
Had two bad games on dota2.
At least I got you guys to cheer me up.
I love this community, not even sure why.
Gonna join a gaming clan. Damage Inc.
Should be fun.
09166e No.2296143
>>2296141
>I'm definitely going to make a point to go and start studying grammar again.
はいはい
なぜ？
>I really wish it could be more like this here.
なんで？
8bb82c No.2296144
>>2296141
As long as its not in English.
7beed7 No.2296145
>>2296138
you can be both. gnite.
97cf8c No.2296146
>>2296142
A Dota clan or for general gaming?
fe98b8 No.2296147
>>2296146
Well got invited from dota but they play a lot of different games too.
7e5aa3 No.2296149
I'm getting sleepy and Shio-chan grilling me about stuff on Steam is just making me more tired
Maybe I'll just go to bed with Ban now
d7fb98 No.2296150
8bb82c No.2296151
I haven't gone to sleep yet.
09166e No.2296152
>>2296150
hey when did i do that to you
a23435 No.2296155
>>2296153
peed on his sushi and tacos.
7e5aa3 No.2296157
>>2296151
Probably because u need someone to tuck you in
7e5aa3 No.2296158
b59b54 No.2296159
1bc207 No.2296160
8bb82c No.2296162
>>2296157
No I don't need that.
I'm leaving now
bye
b59b54 No.2296163
Since I'm too weak to throw anything with mass.I must throw shade.
d7fb98 No.2296164
>>2296161
Grill me on Steam?
Uhh, when I was Chinese?
fe98b8 No.2296165
>>2296148
Yeah, now I got a new forum I have to hang out in and try and get some reputation. People will know I'm a mad lad over there.
I'd never leave /animus/ though.
>>2296156
Hey, it's ok to like people. At least I have a heart.
09166e No.2296166
>>2296164
i thought you meant recently
ごめんなさい
7e5aa3 No.2296167
>>2296159
That clarification was for Shio-chan's sake
>>2296162
Lmao
Sleep well
195453 No.2296168
>>2296165
Mine was taken by a boy in Nam.
d7fb98 No.2296169
>>2296166
Oh, I wasn't trying to say that you did it or anything
97cf8c No.2296170
>>2296165
Good, I'd kick your ass if you did it. By it I mean become a healthy human being with a social life in real life.
b59b54 No.2296171
>>2296167
I don't know (for sure) who that is, or why that's necessary.
09166e No.2296172
>>2296169
im not sure what you were trying to say with it then
just the keeping you awake part?
d7fb98 No.2296173
>>2296170
Am I winning the kawaii wars?
d7fb98 No.2296174
>>2296172
No, I had just assumed that you were grilling him about me.
09166e No.2296175
>>2296174
oh
you are kind of correct
fe98b8 No.2296176
>>2296168
A classic love story, most lose their minds in Nam. Honestly though, I don't know how to reply to that, my brain is dead, and all I thinking about is Vietnamese food.
I don't want this day to end though, I enjoy my time off. I gotta do maths homework tomorrow, I must sound like a kid but fuck me I hate division.
>>2296170
Shurrup, I do have a social life in real life. I got my mate Chris, I only need one friend. xD
Yeah, of all the places I go to, I stay here; not even sure why, I keep forgetting people.
97cf8c No.2296178
>>2296176
Would you let him suck you off if you were drunk?
195453 No.2296179
>>2296176
I just have a silly country boy flirting with me on Telegram.
fe98b8 No.2296180
>>2296178
RACCOON! HOW DARE YOU! LEWD!
And I wouldn't cuz I'm not that gay. He's a good friend though, he once lent me some tobacco when I was on my arse. No one ever gave me anything before.
fe98b8 No.2296181
>>2296179
Hue, getting sexted in morse code.
How are you, btw?
97cf8c No.2296182
>>2296180
Seriously? Not anything? That's messed up.
195453 No.2296183
>>2296181
Something like that.
And I'm good. Playing Smash on Switch.
d7fb98 No.2296184
>>2296175
You're pretty easy to read~
>>2296177
Thanks babe <3
fe98b8 No.2296185
>>2296182
Well, one of my friends wanted to give me a tenner for electricity but I turned her down because she was drunk and I could handle my own bills. No, back in the day, I lent people money, never had anyone lend me anything.
Can't wait for the holidays, means I'll have my weeks free to shitpost and play games all day.
>>2296183
That sounds good, I'm gonna load up Stardew Valley and shitpost while I groom my crops.
Don't think I'll ever get a console, not that much into videogames as I once was.
d7fb98 No.2296187
>>2296186
With some things, at least.
298611 No.2296188
Does anybody know how to access the black market?
I need to buy some Romaine Lettuce.
d7fb98 No.2296189
298611 No.2296190
>>2296189
haha....black people don't eat salad, silly [Your IRL name here]
09166e No.2296191
>>2296187
i see
maybe i should try and work on that
d7fb98 No.2296192
>>2296190
You're the one trying to go to the black market for salad food!
>>2296191
It's not a bad thing or anything!
09166e No.2296193
>>2296192
you just want me to be easily read for your own selfishness dont you~
298611 No.2296194
>>2296192
Cause it's banned!
932a1d No.2296195
d7fb98 No.2296197
>>2296193
Partially.
People that are hard to read are the worst.
>>2296194
Yeah, but do black people automatically try to sell anything that's banned?
298611 No.2296198
>>2296195
I'm working on it.
Very slowly.
>>2296197
Oh shit you're right. Maybe they don't have any Romaine after all :(
d7fb98 No.2296199
>>2296198
They probably only have the DEVIL'S lettuce
0cabf7 No.2296201
BUT THERE WASNT ANY PROLAPSE
1ada4a No.2296202
>>2296197
i guess i wont try and change it then
d7fb98 No.2296203
d7fb98 No.2296204
a23435 No.2296207
>>2296201
will lead to a prolapse*
d7fb98 No.2296208
0cabf7 No.2296209
195453 No.2296210
Why would you want prolapse?
That is repulsive.
d7fb98 No.2296211
>>2296205
I'm a boy though!
d7fb98 No.2296212
Why would you want dog?
That is repulsive.
60527e No.2296213
What if...
...just...what if...
...the prolapse...
...was inside of you the entire time?
>bell_tree_sfw.mp3
1ada4a No.2296216
>>2296211
same
>>2296212
dogs arent repulsive
are you a cat person?
60527e No.2296218
Lies. There are no boys on the internet.
fe98b8 No.2296219
Speaking about rekt anuses, I had piles once.
Fucking hurt my ass.
d7fb98 No.2296221
>>2296216
I had a pet cat, but she passed.
I meant for the purpose for sex.
d4bc0b No.2296222
>>2296188
welcome to our vegetable market
you won't bay leaf how nice olive our vendors are
in case of fire romaine calm
60527e No.2296223
>>2296220
Scoot! I just saw a report that the Dolphins upset your Patriots. You alright?
298611 No.2296226
>>2296222
lettuce pretend you didn't make a bunch of lame vegetable jokes
0cabf7 No.2296227
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d4bc0b No.2296230
>>2296226
sometimes it seems like you don't carrot all
fe98b8 No.2296232
>>2296227
Haemorrhoids, big swollen things in your butthole. They hurt and itch.
a23435 No.2296237
>>2296235
this old couple do love each other.
d7fb98 No.2296238
fe98b8 No.2296239
>>2296233
Owchies indeed, it hurt to sit down. I think you get them from straining too hard pooping.
1ada4a No.2296241
60527e No.2296242
>>2296237
Not clicking that. I'm pretty sure it's going to be nasty.
>>2296240
I'm sorry, Doober. I watched the video, though. You gotta admit that was a crazy play! It looked more like basketball than football with all the quick passes.
932a1d No.2296244
>>2296242
I'd liken it more to Rugby to be honest. Not even THAT annoyed. Just getting surlier for some reason. Probably tired, I should go bathe and sleep.
Have fun, keep safe. ♥
60527e No.2296245
>>2296243
I don't like nasty stuff. Sue me.
>>2296244
Aw. I'm sorry, Scoot. I shouldn't have mentioned it.
I hope you have a cozy night. Have a relaxing bath and just enjoy yourself, hon. hug
932a1d No.2296246
>>2296245
Its not your fault dingus, now go have a good Sunday, or else I'll skreeeee
a23435 No.2296247
>>2296245
it is what it is.
60527e No.2296248
>>2296246
ILU! ♥ Be good to yourself. :3
>>2296247
Besides posting nasty stuff, are you doin' anything else fun today? How are you feeling?
a23435 No.2296249
>>2296248
Well, i was looking forward to tonight but my gf is sick. throwing up everywhere. I told her that her stomach should be empty by now so she should be ok when I raped her but she refused.
I thought I might get some general tso's chicken tonight with some spring rolls but i guess boston market frozen dinner it is.
0cabf7 No.2296250
>>2296249
> so she should be ok when I raped her but she refused.
wat
60527e No.2296251
>>2296249
Poor thing. I hope she feels better soon. :(
Just out of curiosity, does she know about the nasty stuff you have?
>>2296250
MMF-speech for "she's sick and didn't want to get me sick as well so she asked me to keep away."
I think.
0cabf7 No.2296252
>>2296251
i hope so lol i was like. wait wut
I just ordered some general's chicken cause of him lol
60527e No.2296253
>>2296252
Y'all are tempting me! I may have to order some Chinese too. Scoot was talking about it earlier and now I want noodles. ♥
a23435 No.2296256
>>2296250
I use funky terminology sometimes that is bombastic sounding but is overall benign.
>>2296251
she knows all about it all and shrugs at this point. She knows I like to shitpost and the thread is my looney bin (regardless of what it is for others) and my get away.
a23435 No.2296257
>>2296255
morning sickness?
298611 No.2296258
>>2296257
am I....pregante?
a23435 No.2296259
>>2296258
could be the romaine lettuce doing it.
60527e No.2296260
>>2296258
I am so sorry. I thought I pulled out in time. ;__;
>>2296256
Well, that's good I guess. It'd be quite a shock to use your computer to order something or look something up, only to find 1,000,000 TB of the worst porn imaginable.
298611 No.2296261
>>2296259
I think I might be....PREGO
>>2296260
nah I was leaking after
a23435 No.2296262
>>2296259
maybe a nachos bell grande and a chalupa supreme (beef) & gordita supreme (beef) would be better
>>2296260
nah, that's just the webm folder. I don't have really any funky stuff for my own self. just vanilla hetero which is what i like.
>>2296261
Better get a test and do what wish likes. pee on it to see if you are.
60527e No.2296263
Thanks a lot, guys! You tempted me and now I've ordered Chinese food. Hmph!
1ada4a No.2296264
sorry i couldnt convince you not to
fe98b8 No.2296265
>>2296263
Chinese food is damn good though. My favourite takeaway. What are you getting?
a23435 No.2296267
>>2296265
sabs is getting penis fried rice and cream of sum young guy.
fe98b8 No.2296268
>>2296267
hue. With a side of balls in OK Sauce.
fe98b8 No.2296269
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
1, I got to bed.
2, I play dota2
298611 No.2296270
>>2296262
I think I kissed my daki and got pregano
a23435 No.2296271
>>2296268
spicayyyy
>>2296270
well, in 9 months you'll have to use protection. No use in complaining now since you can't change it. We need the ultra-sound image. Gender. due date.
0cabf7 No.2296272
YAY CHINESE FOOD PARTY
I got hot and sour soup and the raviolis too. MADDIE GORGES TONIGHT lmao
60527e No.2296273
>>2296265
I got seafood lo mein with a couple of cream cheese wontons and an egg roll. Happy tummy time!
>>2296272
Awwwwwww yeah!
195453 No.2296274
I would honestly take Sabrina on a full on date.
Nice fancy place to eat, maybe some cool places to check out. Hold hands the whole time.
The fucking works.
0cabf7 No.2296276
298611 No.2296277
>>2296271
oh no...it's not me that's prego
it's the daki
this is the ultra sound
60527e No.2296278
>>2296274
I'm a cheap date. Just take me for ramen and a trip to the park to see the duckies and I'm happy!
>>2296275
How many penises did you touch that day?
a23435 No.2296279
>>2296277
oh well. i guess all that still goes for the preggeroni issue except the daki.
almost looks like a pillow drawn on a pillow or somethin
>>2296278
Never
→ >>2296267
195453 No.2296280
>>2296278
I am so down for that.
I want to learn how to make ramen.
94311d No.2296281
>>2296278
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qboeKjkSla
I'm out of my practice and my throat is sick but I remembered when I used to sing and send it to you and I felt like doing it again.
b59b54 No.2296282
Full, proper dates are for girls who'd appreciate a cheap date too.
fdeea3 No.2296283
>>2296282
A date without a restaurant booking is always a better date.
0cabf7 No.2296284
i like going on picnics tbh
298611 No.2296285
i like picnics going on me tbh
32ec2f No.2296286
I picnics tbh going on like
0cabf7 No.2296287
how does a picnic go on you?
60527e No.2296289
>>2296279
♥ baby goats!
>>2296280
Come to think of it, I should stop being lazy and learn to make it too. I want to know how they make the eggs just right.
>>2296281
You sound beautiful. Thank you for thinking of me, Bep. It was terribly sweet. Does the Italian girl sing? You guys could record duets! ♥
>>2296282
Cookie! Welcome. You should get Chinese food too. :P
>>2296287
He wants you to eat things off his tummy.
0cabf7 No.2296290
>>2296288
oooh body shots. got it^^
>>2296289
.///. c-cute
fdeea3 No.2296291
>>2296288
The sushi needs to be better
This image gives me conniptions.
I see tiddy but then sudden anger at shitty sushi and then tiddy again and then sushi
94311d No.2296292
>>2296289
we have talked about it. I got her into Sufjan. She apparently keeps singing "we're all gonna die" to herself.
>>2296291
Are you some kind of weeb?
b59b54 No.2296293
And here I thought it was just a meme response.
>>2296289
It's 01:23. Chinese has been closed for over 4 hours, and will be closed for about 36 hours more. (Closed on Mondays for whatever reason.
fdeea3 No.2296294
>>2296292
No I cook the foods!
1ada4a No.2296295
>>2296289
ramen is pretty easy to make, making it good is difficult
the hardest part is the 汁 (i dont know what it is in english) the rest is just putting ingredients into the 汁
are eggs in ramen common in america?
i know ramen with eggs is common in tokyo but its less common in other places
>>2296292
you dont have to be a weeb to hate americanized asian food
60527e No.2296296
>>2296290
But I think we'd all rather eat somethin' off your tummy. :3
>>2296292
Does she have a cute accent? (I'm here to ask the stupid questions.)
>>2296293
I'll moosh some of my food through the computer and we can share. ^o^
94311d No.2296297
>>2296296
It's very cute. She's very pretty + mature and intelligent too. She has a bf in Italy so it's not like that but I love having her as a friend.
I should go to bed. I want to get up early to go sketching before class. <3
d7fb98 No.2296298
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195453 No.2296300
>>2296289
Let me at your eggs.
fdeea3 No.2296301
>>2296295
>>2296289
Ramen best with big ham circle.
I had this awesome ramen cooked in a family's home in hakuba and was thicc ham circle
60527e No.2296302
>>2296295
>are eggs in ramen common in america?
I've only been to two ramen restaurants, so I couldn't tell you from first-hand experience. But they sure seem to be.
The two places I go are owned by Japanese families who mix traditional and American-style recipes. I'd love to try ramen in Japan. I'd love to try a great many things in Japan, actually.
>>2296297
Aw, yeah. You didn't give any indication that there was anything romantic. I'm just a sucker for cute accents.
Get some good sleep, dear. And remember that I'm so incredibly proud of you. I hope you know that. ♥
>>2296300
I thought you only liked boys. :3
>>2296301
Yeah! That big ham bone floatin' around. Mmm-mm!
60527e No.2296303
Bep! I had something else to say, but I'll say it on Steam and you can read it when you're next on.
b59b54 No.2296304
>>2296296
Yeah yeah, you're a sweetheart, but don't risk your computer like that. I need it to bug ya.
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fdeea3 No.2296306
>>2296302
Nah! No bone!
Should try it with a hunk of smoked ham.
And then herp was hungry
60527e No.2296308
>>2296304
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1ada4a No.2296309
>>2296301
i like iriko broth the best but pork is good too
>>2296302
>I've only been to two ramen restaurants, so I couldn't tell you from first-hand experience. But they sure seem to be.
>The two places I go are owned by Japanese families who mix traditional and American-style recipes
theyre probably from tokyo then
>I'd love to try ramen in Japan. I'd love to try a great many things in Japan, actually.
basically every place has different ramen/soba
both places ive lived have been near the ocean so most ramen ive had is made with fish although chicken is kind of popular here for some reason
a23435 No.2296310
>>2296288
sabs served up the proper and best way
60527e No.2296311
>>2296306
Aw, get some food. Treat yo'self!
>>2296305
Nope. Popular consensus. :3
>>2296309
The idea of a seafood base is intriguing.
1ada4a No.2296313
>>2296311
i like the seafood better but i might be biased because in niigata iriko is the most common broth and even for japan i have more seafood than the average person
fdeea3 No.2296314
>>2296309
Oh that seems interesting, I know I can get those from my supermarket.
Never used them in cooking before though.
I actually don't have much experience with seafood at all, cooking and taste wise, which I'm sure is blasphemy in Japan.
>>2296311
But its my day off an I'm stuck in my seat, it utterly refuses to let me go.
I tried reasoning with it but that only made me more comfortable.
1ada4a No.2296315
>>2296314
i thought australia would have a bit more seafood being an island and everyone living on close to the coast because the rest of it is a desert
298611 No.2296316
my wrist hurts
can someone help me jack off
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298611 No.2296320
>>2296319
okay my address is 221B Baker Street
60527e No.2296322
>>2296312
♥
>>2296313
I bet your health doesn't suffer for it. :3
>>2296314
Delivery? You can roll your chair to the door!
fdeea3 No.2296323
>>2296315
We do, but I never enjoyed it so much.
I do find things I like, it just takes a bit longer.
I dislike things like mussels/abalone, can eat crab/lobster but would rather something else.
You can go to the rockpools down here and find abalone shells
0cabf7 No.2296324
fdeea3 No.2296325
>>2296322
If my chair could roll, more progress would have been made.
I do need to get up eventually...
b59b54 No.2296326
>>2296320
No hit, Sherlock.
1ada4a No.2296327
>>2296322
its a lot healthier than western food i guess, i think we have the lowest obesity and food related health problems for any first world country
>>2296323
i see, i guess the fish in the south are a lot different to the north
fdeea3 No.2296330
>>2296327
Yeah I've travelled around Australia plenty and seafood is the only cuisine that really changes.
Australia doesnt exactly have a culinary identity, we're too young so most of our foods are adaptions within reason or just a copy of whatever.
Even places with a more flexible menu dont seem to go that far out there.
b59b54 No.2296331
>>2296328
You probably already know this one, but still.
I really like that music.
60527e No.2296332
>>2296324
Nooooo! You're the cutest!
It's just a fact.
>>2296325
You went full comf. Never go full comf.
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fdeea3 No.2296334
>>2296332
I managed to at least put my pants halfway on.
The great sock search begins.
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fdeea3 No.2296336
>>2296335
wat kinda plant tho
0cabf7 No.2296338
>>2296336
i thought you had some :(
4f3bd9 No.2296339
>>2296331
Jesus christ I hate brits.
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fdeea3 No.2296341
>>2296338
I have some orchids!
Doggo ate the heads off them! qq
Everything else in the garden is pretty much self sustained.