4dc95d No.2267123
New Thread
Antagonizer Edition
4e54a6 No.2267126
641f25 No.2267129
lurking
shit getting dark at 6pm is gay
641f25 No.2267131
641f25 No.2267134
>fail hop and get hit in the top of the testicle by a thin black plastic rope
this skipping idea may have been a bad one
f7cb04 No.2267139
Checking in again, still seems dead
024044 No.2267140
f7cb04 No.2267141
>>2267140
Thanks for clarifying boss.
0c12a4 No.2267142
07e1cf No.2267144
i keep jizzing unintentionally everywhere
0c12a4 No.2267145
f7cb04 No.2267149
Brits go to bed, time for children is over.
0c12a4 No.2267150
i need to skip more tho then shower
024044 No.2267154
I sleep
so russians can get gassed
f7cb04 No.2267155
This is boring, I'm going to my friends house. He made some nice bread.
14dbd2 No.2267156
>>2267155
fukken...
pick up some butter and garlic powder on the way there.. maybe some dried basil while you're at it.
Make some epic toasted garlic bread.
53a838 No.2267160
Coffee in one hand, cig in the other.
This is bliss. I'll fight anyone for this freedom.
53a838 No.2267162
>>2267161
Fuck me that dude is hench. I'd bite the cunt if got between me and my nicotine and caffienne.
14dbd2 No.2267164
>>2267160
Step up,
I have a tankard of gin, apple juice and ginger ale mixed 1/1/2, and a wooden pipe topped off with Black Gas indica.
5582db No.2267165
>>2267162
he probably is the nicest person you'd meet i bet.
53a838 No.2267166
>>2267164
Not everyone can be as hardcore as you, Chiri. What the hell is Black Gas indica?
>>2267165
You never know, not all swole guys are chads.
5582db No.2267167
>>2267166
pretty much. some girls are less prudes than others too.
14dbd2 No.2267168
>>2267166
a really nice strain of marijuana that stabilizes me, alleviates anxiety and gets me to work.
2cca8c No.2267169
>>2267168
i got some gorilla glue #4 while we are on the topic
53a838 No.2267170
>>2267167
How you been anyway? Just been shopping for microwave burgers.
>>2267168
Ok, now I'm jealous. I miss weed. Oh, we played Boardgameonline the other day. Racoon liked it, we could play another game one day if you want.
2cca8c No.2267171
>>2267170
yea its easy to miss it im sure but you definitely seem better off of it, so good luck continuing your recovery my dude, stay safe and away from temptation
53a838 No.2267172
>>2267171
I guess you're right. I'm on the right path. I'm doing a lot more shit than I would've done if I didn't have support.
2cca8c No.2267173
>>2267172
yea, the right path is always going to be a tough one but not one without helping hands
53a838 No.2267174
>>2267173
Doesn't seem so tough, now that I got a computer to unwind with.
Who knows, I might be able to become a teacher.
2cca8c No.2267175
>>2267174
yea having a personal computer really is a lifesaver, and a boon to your sanity in this day and age, isn't it?
It's amazing how important it has become.
14dbd2 No.2267176
>>2267170
fukken love boardgameonline
they added so much more
53a838 No.2267177
>>2267175
Yeah, I feel lost without it. I'd even feel lonely and wretched without one.
53a838 No.2267178
ccccdb No.2267179
Fifteen year olds are socially aware enough that hitting them shouldn't be considered assault on a minor.
ccccdb No.2267180
Lol my ID is Bruce cambells Twitter account.
ccccdb No.2267181
It's a party
And only I'm invited
2cca8c No.2267182
>>2267177
yea im trying to save this gambling addict who spent like hundreds on a mobile game so they can get enough money put away to egt a PC and buy some real games
0b8c22 No.2267184
>when you’re not the most broken person in the room
5582db No.2267185
ba63ca No.2267186
Hey what's up motherfuckers
One of you needs to learn to step up and spam the thread to life when I'm not around to do so myself; I have stuff to focus on
Who will be my regent?
ba63ca No.2267187
Tonight I'm drinking tho so I'm going to shitpost
Other people will join, or this will be my blog
Either way, the thread will be active
Do u see how this works? Someone needs to blog when it gets like this, guys
ba63ca No.2267188
d84564 No.2267189
>>2267188
Is morning.
Chillin with peeps later.
How u
2cca8c No.2267191
see i told you erio would be summoned by someone getting 2266666 with him in the post
ccccdb No.2267192
ba63ca No.2267193
I quit weed btw
Been busting my e-ass to make as many internet bux as possible and finally starting to put the proper level of dedication into other things I've been half-assing for a long time
Woe to you, o earth and sea, for the devil has come down among you, having great wrath, for he knows his time is short
>>2267189
Pretty good, you? ^^
I started uploading some Photoshop designs to Redbubble; maybe I'll link it here some time when I have more so u can all pay to wear my masterpieces on shirts and coffee mugs
>>2267191
I have been lurking a little bit and I did happen to open a thread right around when that happened
>>2267192
I'm Pan
How u, haven't seen you in a while
ccccdb No.2267194
>>2267193
Can't complain I guess. I would say shmok a bowl for me but you're a square now.
Thinking about picking up a second job because my pay grade fucking sucks
ba63ca No.2267195
Speaking of blogging on 8chan, has anyone else found this:
>>>/say/
Maybe we should visit him some time
ba63ca No.2267196
>>2267194
Two jobs sounds pretty time consuming, especially if one of them is being a teacher
IMO it's best to have as few jobs as possible
Maybe just try to get a better first job? Or ask for a raise
d84564 No.2267197
>>2267193
I said how I was!
I make my own designs and shit for clothing.
I will buy your things if its a 0% mark up heh
ba63ca No.2267198
>>2267197
I've just been leaving it on the defaults so far
I kind of want to do that too; just wear my own stuff
Fuck all this shit I have with brand names on it
ba63ca No.2267199
Where is Maddie btw, someone get her since she's the one who posted that she misses me
I'll kiss her
ccccdb No.2267200
>>2267199
I'm here. She wants my dick. She'll be here.
d84564 No.2267201
>>2267198
People ask were I buy those clothes, feels good to say you made it.
Basically I dont bother buying designer shirts anymore, still buy otherstuffs.
You can buy thin vinyl sheets that you can run through an inkjet printer and there should be some kinda craft store with embroidery stuffs near you
ba63ca No.2267202
You know, sometimes it upsets me that I don't really have any enemies here anymore
They've all either been laid to waste or I've made friends with them
Who the fuck am I supposed to e-fight? Shit dude
Of course, my aggressive energy would be best directed towards more important things, so maybe it's a good thing
>>2267200
She wants lots of dicks
>>2267201
>People ask were I buy those clothes, feels good to say you made it.
It's good for advertising, too :3
And I was thinking I'd just order my own stuff off of Redbubble, but maybe your idea costs less
2cca8c No.2267203
>>2267193
Sorry about that I got distracted by a call for a while, as incredibly vague as some of all that was I'm glad it sounds like you are doing well over there.
And good job to be honest you are more clear headed and focused when you aren't doing the devils lettuce, definitely not something you want to make a habit out of if you are a busy person.
d84564 No.2267205
>>2267202
Tis.
Ive been tantalising the idea of getting an auto-embroidery machine. May be of some interest to you too, as it helps with work in terms of sewn designs and patches.
Make something up in illustrator/photoshop and then whack it in the machine
6108a6 No.2267206
>>2267202
I could be your e-nemy or something
I guess
ba63ca No.2267207
I'm winnin', yeah yeah, I'm winnin' 🎵
I'm winnin', yeah yeah, I'm winnin' 🎵
I'm winnin', yeah yeah, I'm winnin' 🎵
Rich kid asshole, paint me as a villain~ 🎵
>>2267203
It's crass to talk about certain things in certain contexts but I'm still kind of crass in that way so my compromise is to just be vague
And I am getting pretty drunk right now tho
The difference is that tomorrow I'll be fine (I don't really even get hangovers lol)
When I smonk weed, it's like, I sacrifice some sharpness for a period of time longer than just when I'm high
>>2267205
I'll just do Redbubble for now
Where do you sell your designs? Or do you not even do that? You could at least upload them on a site like that and make some money :3
>>2267206
>I guess
See it doesn't work like that; u can't just force it
Maybe one of the motherfucking COWARDS who left will come back and fight me one day
6108a6 No.2267209
>>2267207
Oh well, I tried
not really hard tho
>>2267208
io
ba63ca No.2267210
>>2267209
We've never had any drama, so it would be like, post-ironic at best
Maybe we should e-date and have a nasty break-up or something?
ba63ca No.2267211
Where that ho Bern at tho? Still hiding cause his cock was posted? Smh, weak
ba63ca No.2267212
Truly, the student has surpassed the master
6108a6 No.2267213
>>2267210
I dunno,
That sounds kinda hella gay
d84564 No.2267214
>>2267207
I could, but insofar Im cool with it being another hobby, its the same with photog.
Im creative with food and get monies from dat
Although I'm sure getting the ball rolling on such things would be nice, one less dependence or project is more comforting.
This is not to say I am not pushing life forward, though.
>>2267209
Hows irish
6108a6 No.2267215
>>2267214
Irish is okay
How is Herpy
a8c616 No.2267216
>>2267211
I can't imagine he'd even know where to look for us short of PMing someone and I doubt he'd care enough to do that tbh
2cca8c No.2267218
>>2267207
Yea dude I totally know what you are talking about with the weed fog, it get pretty bad when you smoke too much.
2cca8c No.2267219
>>2267216
Yea I thought it was pretty clear that Burn was never going to be here again, Erio must get really nostalgic when he is drunk.
d84564 No.2267220
>>2267215
In-descriptive
Please iterate
Cannot infer
*beepboop*
Im good, is midday now, thinking of where to go and what to do for day.
ba63ca No.2267221
Don't be mad cause I'm doin' me better than you doin you~ 🎵
Don't be mad cause I'm doin' me better than you doin you~ 🎵
Don't be mad cause I'm doin' me better than you doin you~ 🎵
Don't be mad cause I'm doin' me better than you doin you~ 🎵
Lloyd and Neko are fuckfaces for not recommending Childish Gambino to me
>>2267214
It's so easy to upload shit to Redbubble tho; extra money is always good
You're a chef or what? ^^
>>2267216
He was still friends with Nin when Nin posted here a lot
I have no doubts that certain things I said were mentioned to him
He was too afraid to confront me as a man now that we know he's not a girl, though :(
2cca8c No.2267222
>>2267221
You've always kind of needed to diversify your music tastes a little but I'm sure you're gonna aggro on me for that comment.
ba63ca No.2267224
>>2267218
I exercise a lot tho so that makes it go away faster
>>2267219
There's no one here left to overcome
Only myself, again and again and again and again and AGAIN until I'm at perfect union with my Father
But I guess that was always the case, at the core
>>2267222
What do u mean
I've been listening to rap for quite a while now
6108a6 No.2267225
>>2267220
I'm vegging until I have to rip to bed in a couple hours.
But then it's friday for me wew
ba63ca No.2267226
>>2267213
WHY do I miss ur posts
Sorry
-kisses u-
d84564 No.2267227
>>2267221
Aye.
Ages ago I was hoping to do an apprenticeship but I gained competency by just working instead.
The place I'm working at right now is teaching me a lot, we do rich people foods
a8c616 No.2267228
>>2267219
Oh, that's what's going on? I thought he was a bit more erratic than usual
>>2267221
True, but we lost Nin and so lost him
RIP I'm sure it would have been fun
6108a6 No.2267229
>>2267226
Obviously it's because you h a t e me
It's cool tho I aint judging out loud
ba63ca No.2267230
>>2267227
I guess you probably make a decent amount if it's rich people foods
>>2267228
It had many chances to happen but it didn't
All I can do is declare final victory over all who have ever opposed me
>>2267229
I don't hate you :(
Want me to drunkenly kiss you more to prove it?
6108a6 No.2267231
>>2267230
I was kidding!
No drunken kisses necessary
d84564 No.2267232
>>2267225
In the future, today, here, on Friday, I do not have work.
Im working the weekend however.
Always work weekends though, so its not really the end of my week.
>>2267230
Unfortunately not, the business is a recent startup and there isnt much seating at all.
3h gormet will only have us serve around 30 people.
ba63ca No.2267233
>>2267231
Now that the idea has entered my head it's hard not to
You're lucky that I'm cultivating such enormous self-control
>>2267232
I guess it's good experience at least
You can get a jerb at a better rich people place eventually
d84564 No.2267234
>>2267233
I like where I am, the people are naice.
Im unsure how long ill hang around hospitality.
Studies have been on my mind.
Wat you do for cashmoney?
6108a6 No.2267235
>>2267232
Working the weekend is hella lame
>>2267233
I shall count my blessings
ba63ca No.2267236
>>2267234
I sell shit to cunts online
Still looking for what's totally ideal for me, but I definitely feel like I've been taking steps in the right direction
ba63ca No.2267237
>>2267235
Are you actually a straight boi?
ba63ca No.2267239
>>2267238
Like, unironically? Not sure why I don't entirely believe u
d84564 No.2267240
>>2267235
Its kinda nice in comparison to my last career.
The hours for IT meant you had fuck all time to do things before stores closed during the week.
Was a struggle to get somewhere on a weekday that isnt open on weekends.
And in hospitality most people work weekends, so you meet people who will be out and about during the week.
>>2267236
Buy gold stocks and sell them when all the rich people buy gold stocks when the banks goof up
ba63ca No.2267241
>>2267240
I don't just mean the best way of making money
I mean like, my calling or something like that, u know?
d84564 No.2267242
>>2267241
Sell shirts made of stock transfers
ba63ca No.2267243
>>2267242
What does that even mean
Stocks are more Beepboop's thing
ba63ca No.2267244
Guys just fyi I'm drunk as fuck just so u know
d84564 No.2267245
>>2267243
Stock transfer forms!
d84564 No.2267246
>>2267244
Shirts made of GOOOOOOOLD stocks
6108a6 No.2267247
>>2267239
Quite unironically in fact
>>2267240
Oh yeah IT hours are dicks pretty much
ba63ca No.2267248
>>2267245
What are those
I use Robinhood when I do stox
>>2267246
Why all this focus on money themes; I'm not a jew :(
>>2267247
Are you sure you're not a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit bi? :3
2530c0 No.2267249
I'm going to Corvallis tomorrow nigt to get thrashed at a parrty
ba63ca No.2267250
>>2267249
Bebop will be very hurt when u get gangbanged
5582db No.2267251
>>2267246
When's the Herpy train start?
2530c0 No.2267253
6108a6 No.2267254
>>2267248
Pretty much positive tbh
ba63ca No.2267255
>>2267253
-huggu- ♥
How u
>>2267254
You're such a cutie though
6108a6 No.2267256
>>2267255
That's still a point of contention among experts
d84564 No.2267257
>>2267248
FORMS NIGGA
Because we gotta make sure the jews dont get all the money
>>2267247
It in general is dicks sir
>>2267251
Which herpy train do you speak of?
I know of many departures
ba63ca No.2267258
>>2267256
I kinda wanna tongue your mouth
>>2267257
I've been doing my best to make sure
It's just, money is ultimately hollow, but like, so is everything
So that's why I want to destroy all that is
5582db No.2267259
>>2267257
pretty sure there are going to be plenty of entrances too. I mean "arrivals."
d84564 No.2267260
>>2267258
This is true.
I was earning loads of dosh in IT but job left hollow
>>2267259
I write the schedule fgt I know when shits gonn arrive
ba63ca No.2267261
>>2267260
Yeah I was aiming to major in comp sci in college for a bit until I realized I wouldn't actually want to live life doing that kind of work
5582db No.2267262
>>2267260
so then it's gonna have to be aRe A Pee E?
ba63ca No.2267263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WIN, WIN WIN WIN WIN
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE
WIN WIN WIN WIN
THESE NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT
WIN WIN WIN WIN!
STOP CHASIN THAT BITCH
WIN WIN WIN WIN
ccccdb No.2267264
Tonight on Degenerate Circlejerk: The Erio Show!
Starring: Intoxicated Erio
Also starring: a bunch of people that aren't Erio
Filmed before noone because what kind of fucking audience would find this entertaining?
Executive producer: Drunky
ccccdb No.2267265
Someone come to my house and give me a shitty stick and poke tattoo while I finish this rum.
ccccdb No.2267266
Also maybe spit on me and call me human garbage.
Inspire me to drift again
ba63ca No.2267267
>>2267266
>Also maybe spit on me and call me human garbage.
Such a sub :3
3e576f No.2267269
<Someone come to my house and give me a shitty stick and poke tattoo while I finish this rum.
This I can get behind.
Also, hello.
3e576f No.2267270
Where did you go off to, Erio?
I was distraught without you.
d84564 No.2267271
>>2267262
I dont like rape and im not into pee
ba63ca No.2267272
>>2267269
-kisses you deeply and swirls my tongue around yours- ♥
How u
>>2267270
My days have been full of the devil's work
5582db No.2267273
>>2267271
Oh wait. You're not Wish.
3e576f No.2267274
>>2267272
O///O ♥~
I'm terrible, but I can pretend to be okay tonight I guess.
What kinda devil's work?
3e576f No.2267275
i wanna see that guy's pee-stream with all those out tbh
6108a6 No.2267276
>>2267258
Please no personal space invaders
>>2267269
Henlo
d84564 No.2267277
>>2267261
I enjoy studying and I'd be going towards the natural sciences and/or arts. I teach myself a bunch already.
Ive tasted uni before and this time I'm in a far better mindset. I study a few things already and I'm never short on receiving suggestions to do it with uni instead.
3e576f No.2267278
>>2267276
what's crackilackin booty smackin?
230a64 No.2267279
>get some sleep finally
>homework done for the night
hell yeah boi time to clean, get ahead on hw, and play games
halloweeeeeen hyyyyype
d84564 No.2267280
>>2267273
I am herp!
Who are you?!
3e576f No.2267281
the hype was a letdown again this year.
nobody does halloween parties anymore I guess. rip
d84564 No.2267282
>>2267281
People simply dont do them here.
Ive never see what you would call a real halloween.
It sucks, we dont dress up for anything here.
6108a6 No.2267283
>>2267278
Certainly no booty smackin' to be done around here.
Just being a lazy fuck until work tomorrow, I guess.
How're you?
>>2267279
Tracer must be so proud of u
5582db No.2267284
>>2267275
Nooooooooo
That would be horrible. I don't even understand what that was and in what configuration.
>>2267280
oh um, someone
3e576f No.2267285
>>2267282
womp womp
>>2267283
yeah same
waiting for work to be closed so I can meet back up for some weed hopefully.
>>2267284
I'm not a fan of genital piercings so idk either.
6108a6 No.2267286
>>2267285
N i c e
I
C
E
Here's hoping you get some weed to inject
5582db No.2267287
>>2267285
it would be interesting but that one was a little too extreme and gave feelings of horror & pain.
3e576f No.2267288
>>2267286
i hope so. i gotta shake this depress somehow, right?
>>2267287
I just thought it was interesting how much uglier you can make a dick look haha
d84564 No.2267289
>>2267284
You're not wish and you like teh peepee
Whatever happened to peegang
>>2267285
Theres always like one group of kids going around only to get dissapointed.
The stores are still full of halloween stuff, so there's a hidden demand there somewhere.
ba63ca No.2267290
>>2267274
What's wrong?
I'm super drunk; maybe you should get drunk with me :3
2 complicated to get into basically
>>2267276
Uni is only for if u want a piece of paper that gets people to hire u more easily
>>2267276
I'm not actually doing anything, though :3 -huggu-
3e576f No.2267291
>>2267289
oh well
>>2267290
stuff
I haven't drank in a solid month now so I'm not gonna break that, sorry.
6108a6 No.2267292
>>2267288
The REAL struggles
>>2267290
not
Y E T
It's all premeditated!
5582db No.2267293
>>2267288
Some look interesting but wrinkles are the worst.
>>2267289
nah, only online do i pimp my mouth out to caravans.
Not sure what the peegang is actually.
ba63ca No.2267294
>>2267291
I didn't know you were an alcoholic before ^^
>>2267292
You should just kiss me; what's the big deal? :3
2530c0 No.2267295
>>2267255
I'm wonderful~ so ready for my hour drive tomorrow then PARTY
-chu-
6108a6 No.2267296
>>2267294
The big deal is that I don't wanna?
d84564 No.2267297
>>2267293
I guessed wrong, I always guess wrong.
You cant pimp yourself nigga
You dun whore yourself
5582db No.2267298
>>2267297
nah. it's all perspective.
3e576f No.2267299
>>2267294
I think they called it poly substance addiction or some shit when I was in the mental ward or w/e.
3e576f No.2267300
well i mean if ur giving out kisses...
d84564 No.2267301
>>2267298
And my perspective is xxx
ba63ca No.2267302
>>2267277
Uni is only for if u want a piece of paper that gets people to hire u more easily
(Mislinked the first time I tried to say this to u)
>>2267295
-kissu- ♥
I hope you have a good time ^^
>>2267296
You can't know FOR SURE that you're not bi until u kiss a male
>>2267299
Why don't you avoid weed, then? ^^
3e576f No.2267303
>>2267302
Because smoking weed is decriminalized here and murdering coworkers is not.
3e576f No.2267304
I wonder what kinda car Cooki drives
ba63ca No.2267305
>>2267303
Alcohol would cause you to go murder coworkers?
>>2267304
She's a loli so probably one of those lil cars u drive by walking
d84564 No.2267307
>>2267302
FUCKER
The paper is proof of the end goal, which is competency and knowledge
Access to uni equipment which tends to cost more than the course is good too.
230a64 No.2267308
>>2267283
i'm proud of him too :3
3e576f No.2267309
>>2267305
nonono. I get blazed for work most days when I can. I'd get too sleepy to be drunk at work; I've tried it. Alcohol makes me really really sad and drive drunk at dangerous speeds, and weed doesn't do that to me.
3e576f No.2267310
d84564 No.2267311
>>2267306
I should have put another x
My perspective of your perspective is my perspective
6108a6 No.2267312
>>2267302
In that case I guess I'm fine living in my straight ignorance.
>>2267308
Make sure you let him know that.
ba63ca No.2267313
>>2267307
Getting hired is for SUBS
>>2267309
Obviously you it's not a good idea to be drunk at work or driving drunk, silly :3
I quit weed cause I wanna be sharp enough to pierce the heart of the false god
ba63ca No.2267314
a8c616 No.2267315
Why are people getting drunk on Thursdays
What is this upside-down land
3e576f No.2267316
>>2267313
Yeah I'm just trying to stay stable enough to not do anything stupid. I was thinking of voluntarily committing myself earlier today so I think just getting a bag of weed is cheaper.
d84564 No.2267317
>>2267313
You're not going to convince someone you're a great psychologist working from home without proof you can be that.
3079a8 No.2267318
>>2267308
This is amazing.
ba63ca No.2267319
>>2267316
Why were you considering that?
Do u wanna talk on Discord or something
>>2267317
Tell that to Alice :^)
230a64 No.2267320
>>2267312
I think I've said it before but I'll try to remember to say it again
>>2267318
the ryan gosling one is my favorite
5582db No.2267321
>>2267311
So that's like saying you are doing something for 'reasons' without saying those reasons?
3e576f No.2267322
>>2267319
dm me I guess.
don't be too drunk at me though that will exacerbate things I'm sure of it.
d84564 No.2267323
>>2267321
Yes, just as you said, it's all perspective hehe
>>2267319
I dont know an Alice.
Sounds like counselling.
ba63ca No.2267325
>>2267322
I am pretty drunk though
I'm not sure what u mean by don't be too drunk at u
>>2267323
It's actually psychological abuse just kidding Alice is kawaii she did nothing wrong
2530c0 No.2267326
>>2267302
i hope i don't get raped
OOF
3e576f No.2267327
>>2267325
just dm me dummy x_x
3e576f No.2267328
>>2267326
what kind of car do you drive?
5582db No.2267329
>>2267323
or as they used to say, it's all in the eye of the beerholder
ba63ca No.2267331
>>2267326
Weird idea to bring up :3
Maybe you actually like the idea of having dicks forced inside of you
>>2267327
Okay lol
>>2267330
Sleep well -kissu- Sorry I missed ur post again I'm drunk ♥
5582db No.2267332
>>2267326
You shouldn't use words like that.
9baebc No.2267333
Hello you thieving alcoholic rapists.
230a64 No.2267334
>>2267324
this one's better though
[volume]
d84564 No.2267335
>>2267325
I wouldn't pay high-school councillors, I don't like the idea of them in general.
They have the insight of a concerned parent.
>>2267329
I no has a beer, OH GOD I HAVE NO PERSPECTIVE
5582db No.2267336
>>2267335
Fosters
Any alcohol will work.
ba63ca No.2267337
>>2267335
I'm just talking about an old shitposter
I think high school counselors probably are generally shit
ba63ca No.2267338
>>2267333
>rapists
Erin is lying, she willingly e-sucked my e-cock
3e576f No.2267340
me gusta that bowsette uwu
3e576f No.2267341
3e576f No.2267342
I DONT KONW IF ITS JEALOUSY OR ATTRRACTION
fc33a0 No.2267344
d84564 No.2267345
>>2267336
2early4booze
>>2267337
I have no doubt there are people with the skills necessary to be able to do chosen professions without studying in an institution.
I myself went into an IT job that "required" a course. Moved up too.
When it comes to self employment though, establishing a customer base without legal title sounds like a cunt.
3e576f No.2267346
>>2267344
I'd like to, but like. I tried that with smug wendy and absolutely hated how I looked so cosplay is a back-burner activity for a long while I think.
fc33a0 No.2267347
>>2267346
yeah wendy cosplay is a strange one >_<
the weird blue stripey dress and super bright red hair....
d84564 No.2267348
>hear buzzing
>shit a fly is in my room
>turn around
>5 of the smug fuckers
ccccdb No.2267349
I step away for twenty minutes and everybody's all cool with partying it the fuck up in here
It's whatever, I didn't want any of your fucking attention anyway
ccccdb No.2267350
I'm naming all of you in my suicide note.
d84564 No.2267351
>>2267349
>>2267350
Does this happen with every party you're late to?
5582db No.2267352
>>2267348
if you were southern (murrican) you could use a gun. what can you use?
>>2267350
>
d84564 No.2267353
>>2267352
Im unsure...
Some kinda missile launcher would be cool
5582db No.2267354
>>2267353
those are half-legal here, depending on how you interpret the law.
d84564 No.2267355
>>2267354
So long its acquirable and I can get away with it
5582db No.2267356
>>2267355
or maybe a big hard vacuum cleaner would work.
3079a8 No.2267357
d84564 No.2267358
>>2267356
Christmas gift wrapping TIP
But missiles go boom
5582db No.2267360
>>2267358
maybe a re-engineered machine would kill flies and spiders.
d84564 No.2267361
>>2267360
Spiders kill the flies!
ba63ca No.2267362
Gonna pass out now, goodnight I love u all
>>2267359
-kissu- Hope you're doing well ♥
5582db No.2267363
>>2267361
true. bad spiders are bad though if they bite you first.
b58912 No.2267364
>>2267362
I'm alright
Sore throat, exhausted, hungry, indecisive, and bored
3e576f No.2267365
indecisive/fickle + bored is dabes
ccccdb No.2267366
Imagine sodomizing elma with a cactus
3e576f No.2267367
pls no
Drunky I thought we were frands :(
aa8103 No.2267369
Didn't say I'd do it.
But the idea is a little funny.
My wife is at her mom's so I'm at a bar shitposting on 8chan on a Thursday. What has my life become?
aa8103 No.2267370
Hi nezi ily it's late go to sleep
aa8103 No.2267371
I should start microdosing heroin
3e576f No.2267372
>>2267369
ur here forever ;^)
3e576f No.2267373
3e576f No.2267374
^ that squirrel got his nuts caught lmao
aa8103 No.2267375
Something something see your nuts something caught
Or something.
3e576f No.2267376
aa8103 No.2267378
So you're not going to have late night discord lewd and therapy chats with me anymore?
3e576f No.2267380
no cactus
and ur never on discord anyway
aa8103 No.2267381
>>2267380
I mean, I would have been last night had you said something earlier but you told me to chat as I left.
I can discord with you whenever I'm here. Like, I can multitask.
I mean, I guess I can't right now cause I'm on mobile and sitting in a fairly crowded bar.
3e576f No.2267383
I don't remember that pic :thinking:
230a64 No.2267384
>>2267370
in a bit
busy enjoying being well-rested and stress free for now
4dc95d No.2267386
0a9b34 No.2267389
fc33a0 No.2267390
b58912 No.2267391
>>2267389
I'm in more of a blanket cocoon mood
0a9b34 No.2267395
>>2267391
How cold is it out there anyways?
>>2267392
Oh hey there Kanra
1c785e No.2267398
>>2267395
uwotm8?
>>2267396
Oh uh sleep well later then?
0a9b34 No.2267399
>>2267398
hows it hanging?
fc33a0 No.2267400
>>2267398
yeah... maybe in a few hours around 4 or 5 am
0a9b34 No.2267401
I wish Luka would say hi to me
1c785e No.2267402
>>2267399
It's decent enough, you?
>>2267400
That's pretty late.
0a9b34 No.2267403
>>2267402
Do you still hate me? lol
fc33a0 No.2267405
>>2267402
i am a late person
>>2267401
hi
8db252 No.2267406
9c664e No.2267407
>>2267406
remove grindr
acquire me
8db252 No.2267408
>>2267407
dont have grindr
the slot youre thinking about is already taken
9c664e No.2267409
>>2267408
tfw no friendslot open.
1c785e No.2267410
>>2267405
I see!
>>2267403
Bae, I'm Eva not Kanra <3
dc4e27 No.2267411
>>2267404
those posts make me sound insane
without the context of your posts
dc4e27 No.2267412
8db252 No.2267414
>>2267409
if you lived locally man id hang out for drinks and shit. alas im too broke to travel anywhere.
dc4e27 No.2267415
9c664e No.2267417
>>2267414
Germany is too far away.
dc4e27 No.2267418
1c785e No.2267419
>>2267418
I already said Emma, jeez Kanra.
0a9b34 No.2267420
>>2267410
lol sorry Eva <3
How has your older sister been? Does she still bully you?
>>2267411
Thats the meme tho lmao
I just like teasing you for trying to get a rise out of me
dc4e27 No.2267421
what's with all these oldfags recently
>>2267419
thanks, chiri
8db252 No.2267422
>>2267417
try north yorkshire
1c785e No.2267423
>>2267420
I have three older sisters and I think the only one who has ever been a bitch, in that sense, was the youngest of the three. Of course... That was also when I was like 4-5 but given I don't think I ever told that to anyone, good work on the rng. 10/10
>>2267421
Much better. <3
9c664e No.2267424
>>2267422
that's not that far away tbh. I'm Cumbria tbh
fc33a0 No.2267425
>>2267410
she looks pretty!
:D
1c785e No.2267426
>>2267425
In anime form, yes she is quite.
fc33a0 No.2267427
>>2267426
huh? what do you mean?
who is she?
fc33a0 No.2267429
>>2267428
some random old timey photo?
1c785e No.2267431
>>2267429
Florence Nightingale.
fc33a0 No.2267432
>>2267431
who is that?
did they do something special?
1c785e No.2267434
>>2267432
Nightingale came to prominence while serving as a manager and trainer of nurses during the Crimean War, in which she organised care for wounded soldiers. She gave nursing a favourable reputation and became an icon of Victorian culture, especially in the persona of "The Lady with the Lamp" making rounds of wounded soldiers at night.
Essentially she is the first nurse or the at least founder of modern nursing.
7bd2ae No.2267435
It took ten days to make this post
9c664e No.2267436
>>2267435
take ten days to not make another.
fc33a0 No.2267437
>>2267433
:|
>>2267434
:O
shes almost like the original nurse then?! kewl!
i wonder the anime pics make her look scary ;~;
c60d63 No.2267438
if there is an anime version of a person it means theyre important
1c785e No.2267439
>>2267437
Because in Fate Grand Order she is summoned as a Berserker class. Of which are not too nice.
1c785e No.2267440
>>2267438
If you are super-super important, you get a loli form. Apparently. Even if you were apparently a male.
1c785e No.2267442
>>2267441
And if you're a saint? You get lewded like fuck.
c60d63 No.2267443
>>2267442
No one has lewded hirohito yet and he was a god saint
9c664e No.2267444
anime was a mistake.
fuck you for slapping shit clothes on some slut then calling her an elder god.
fc33a0 No.2267445
>>2267439
i dont know stuff about Fate
but that sounds like ummmmm... the hulk? since hulk goes beserk?
c60d63 No.2267446
>>2267445
there are 7 classes
one is berserker who is usually the strongest, but the hardest to control, they have usually lost their mind and will go rogue
fc33a0 No.2267447
>>2267446
:O
yeah so just like the Hulk!
i see now
1c785e No.2267448
>>2267443
Soon.
SOOON.
>>2267445
The japan anon covered it for me.
Berserker class servants range from Hercules and Kiyohime who are heavily threatening, to Tamamo Cat and Nightingale who are equally as threatening but it comes off in a different way. Like the madness of being a berserker hits the spirits in weird ways. Kiyohime wants to eat you if you lie to her, though that's normal for her anyway. Hercules is basically a slightly calmer and obedient Hulk. Nightingale is just so heavily focused on nursing that she will do literally anything. Up to cut someone's limbs off. Or as an example, in the American Singularity, she carries around a guy for a fair portion of the trip around the US and during some fights because if she stopped healing him for too long he would have likely died.
Aaaand Tamamo Cat is basically just a cat in terms of personality, so there's always a random chance she'll attack whatever. Whenever. lol
fc33a0 No.2267449
>>2267448
uh... hercules from Disney?
who kiyomi? oh a cute cat? i wanna see! what is the american singularity?
c60d63 No.2267450
>>2267447
i dont know what the hulk is but sure
>>2267448
i doubt someone will, the only people who know about him enough to do it are also the people who wouldnt do it because its disrespectful
>>2267448
i havent played fgo but isnt tamamo a caster?
1c785e No.2267451
>>2267449
Kiyohime is who I am posting now, I'll post Tamamo Cat in a moment. But yes Hercules from Disney otherwise from Greek mythology.
His noble phantasm is based on the like 11 heroic jobs he did in mythology, some of which are mentioned in the Disney movie I think? Either way, it makes him have 11 lives. Which FYI also is partially why he's OP in Grand Order. lol
3079a8 No.2267452
>>2267443
>No one has lewded Hirohito yet
Someone should commission this to happen.
He should be double teamed by two American dudes, and the censors for their dicks should be mushroom clouds.
1c785e No.2267454
>>2267450
Tamamo is the main spirit of Tamamo-no-mae and is summoned as a Caster.
In lore Tamamo-no-mae chopped off her nine tails after growing the ninth one. Then those nine became separate Tamamos. One of which is Tamamo Cat, there is also a Tamamo that wears glasses who is an Assassin but she's not in NA FGO yet.
And Tamamo Cat literally just wears this apron as her 3rd skin.
>
1c785e No.2267455
>Tamamo Nine
>Or Tamamo Assassin
3079a8 No.2267456
Merlin in two months!
>>2267453
<3 ~
Bonus points for one having a Bockscar tattoo.
1c785e No.2267457
And Tamamo no Mae or however it's said. The Caster and original spirit.
e76968 No.2267459
Glad to see other people like Fate
I gotta start grinding the Halloween Event.
8db252 No.2267460
>>2267424
travel tho, it would cost a fair bit i imagine
1c785e No.2267462
>>2267456
Can't wait~
>>2267458
Anytime!
>>2267459
All should like Fate. It's a great series, despite some flaws.
And you really should. Go laugh at Sir-Lances-a-lot-of-married-women.
3079a8 No.2267463
>>2267459
Add me pls. I need more friend supports.
I only have three event CEs for Halloween so far.
>>2267461
Noo... :<
>>2267462
I've been saving up saints quarts.
I had to roll for Mash's beast CE this event though.
e76968 No.2267464
>>2267462
I'll probably look up a guide and get started today.
What servants do you have that are actually worth talking about?
>>2267463
Send me your info and I'll probably add you later.
I'm assuming they aren't just the same CEs from last Halloween. What are the new ones?
9c664e No.2267465
c60d63 No.2267466
>>2267464
The halloween event is an ainu thing for shuten douji and a new illya alter ego, see 2nd pic
8db252 No.2267467
>>2267465
youre talking a 5 hour train ride there m8
1c785e No.2267468
>>2267463
Yeah that CE, just wew. Mash was already perfect but sticking her in that outfit is godly.
I got lucky with the Jalter event and pulled her with one of the free tickets. Literally my third five star through out all of this.
>The first two five stars were both Altera
>>2267464
Altera and Jalter.
My back line is just sort of the best I could get of 4 stars. So, Chloe, Beach Scathach, Tamamo Cat, Saint Martha, Mash, Nursery Rhyme, Saber Lily, Queen Marie aaand the two event Elizabeths.
I might have one or two other four stars? But either way. Jalter and Altera are the only two worth while aaand Altera is really just a lower tier 5 star.
9c664e No.2267469
>>2267467
nah fuck that. getting a taxi like.
3079a8 No.2267471
>>2267464
User ID: 584,097,610
Nah, there's unique CE's per event. CE's can be reused when the event repeats though. But this current Halloween event is new for NA right now.
>what are the new ones
https://fate-go.us/news/?category=NEWS&article=%2Fiframe%2F2018%2F1023_hcomeback%2F
>>2267468
I only rolled once, I didn't get it, but I don't know if I should spend anymore quarts. It's a really good CE tho...
>the only 5 stars I've rolled so far are Arturia and Mordred
Gib luck pls.
1c785e No.2267472
>>2267471
After getting Jalter, feel free to take my luck. I don't think I need or deserve more of it from the gacha just yet. lol
Yeah though, it'd be nice to have but if you're waiting on a certain banner in the near future I wouldn't do it. However if it's just the one like two months out from now? I'd say try a bit more. Cause I think we get the like 20 free quartz every 50 days of logging in.
Means you'll get another 20 before then.
>Also lowkey jealous you got best son and best dad
e76968 No.2267473
>>2267466
>>2267470
I think that's just for JP.
NA is way further behind.
>>2267468
5-Stars:
Mordred, Okita, Altera, Altria (Saber and Archer), Orion, Scathach, Ozymandias, Joan D'Arc (Ruler)
4-Stars:
Rama, Chevalier d'Eon, Siegfried, Nero, Saber lilly, Altria (Alter), Oda Nobunaga, Atalante, Elisabeth Bathory (Lancer and Caster), Santa Alter, Saint Martha (Rider and Ruler), Medea Lily, Scathach (Assassin), Frankenstein's Monster, Tamamo Cat, Sir Lancelot
I wasn't able to get Chloe because I put that event off too much and tried to do it in 2 hours. And I can't whale too much for Jalter even though I wanted to because Merlin is so close.
>>2267471
Darn. I'm gonna have to start upgrading my Archives soon.
c60d63 No.2267474
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2267473
i forget jp get things much earlier
you should watch this
3079a8 No.2267475
Japanon pls forgive.
>>2267472
A Jalter would be pretty dope too.
Yeah. And hell, when Merlin comes out I'll probably just whale tbh. :/
It's beach Arturia archer, too. So I have like one of the best archers that isn't Gil, and one of the best Sabres. They make a good team.
3079a8 No.2267476
JP gets things as they release.
We get things two years later.
e76968 No.2267477
>>2267474
I'm playing it in the background as I work on other things.
1c785e No.2267478
>>2267473
GOD DAMN IT! You both have best son and best dad. Fuck.
Also side note you have quite a lot of good servants. Niceu. I'm sure Chloe will be back sooner or later again.
>>2267475
Beach Arturia is like the cutest too. Though getting her lancer form with that np. I mean she isn't anything super special but still pretty good.
I hope you get Merlin though!
272aba No.2267479
>>2267469
That would be pretty damn expensive
c60d63 No.2267480
>>2267475
watch this >>2267474 and i will
>>2267476
sounds fine to me
<Trying to get property of non-object /8chan/howitzer-base/http/post.php:1200
3079a8 No.2267481
>>2267478
I hope we all get Merlin. And break the game.
>>2267480
Ok, watching it now.
No! It's bullshit! Korea gets to skip ahead and catch up, while we get left in the dust!
9baebc No.2267482
>>2267480
To answer your question from last night. About me saying I am not religious yet referring to morality and Elohim, I do not belong to any religion or follow any overly specific belief system so it would be wrong to classify myself as a religious person.
e76968 No.2267483
>>2267478
I have to stop letting myself take breaks and be a total fucking sloth.
9c664e No.2267484
>>2267479
you're a rich guy.
1c785e No.2267485
>>2267481
Would be great!
Also more sleep would be great so i'm going to head back there for a bit. Have a good day Spectre and lots of hope that you get your CE!
>>2267483
Would help at least during events. lol
Am slep again now. Take care Smiles!
c60d63 No.2267487
>>2267481
>No! It's bullshit! Korea gets to skip ahead and catch up, while we get left in the dust!
thats unfair, gooks shouldnt even be allowed to play tbh
>>2267482
so you believe in elohim?
3079a8 No.2267488
>>2267485
Goodnight.
And thank you.
c60d63 No.2267490
>>2267489
i only know one of those servants
i really need to catch up with fate
9baebc No.2267491
>>2267487
I want to believe.
8ff293 No.2267492
Feels like I got here early.
3079a8 No.2267493
>>2267490
Jing ke, Geronimo, Billy the Kid, Paracelsus Von Hohenheim, Charles Babbage, Eurale.
c60d63 No.2267494
>>2267491
believe in shinto
c60d63 No.2267495
>>2267493
>chink
>native american?
>cowboy
>some german nazi?
>random brit
>?
e76968 No.2267496
>>2267489
What are you referring to?
3079a8 No.2267497
>>2267495
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Swiss alchemist.
Yes.
Greek Mythological gorgon, one of the sisters of Medusa.
272aba No.2267498
>>2267484
Im ass broke tbh fam
3079a8 No.2267499
>>2267496
Huh?
I mean that none of what I just rolled is Mashu's 5 star event CE Dangerous Beast.
I did get however get a fucking 5 star that I had less than a .7% chance of rolling...
9c664e No.2267500
>>2267498
stop shoving plastic dongs up your ass then.
c60d63 No.2267501
>>2267497
There needs to be a heroic spirit based on 裕仁 or 東条英機
3079a8 No.2267502
>>2267501
Sure. As long as we get MacArthur and Oppenheimer.
c60d63 No.2267503
>>2267502
is the second a nazi?
9baebc No.2267504
>>2267494
I know nothing of Shintoism.
c60d63 No.2267505
>>2267504
ask your parents
fc33a0 No.2267506
>>2267450
giant green muscley guy
>>2267451
she look alright :)
oh the meme cat girl
9baebc No.2267507
>>2267505
My mother is an Irish Catholic, my father is an agnostic. The only one who would have known anything was my grandmother, but she's dead.
fc33a0 No.2267508
>>2267468
lol i do that thing she's doing sometimes. xD
c60d63 No.2267509
>>2267506
sounds like berserker
>>2267507
im guessing your father is the japanese?
3079a8 No.2267510
>>2267503
No, he was an American physicist working on the Manhattan Project.
He built The Bomb.
9baebc No.2267511
c60d63 No.2267512
>>2267510
no thanks and you can keep your 2 years delay
fc33a0 No.2267513
>>2267509
lol
maybe the comic book writers stole the idea of the Hulk from japanese Animes...
272aba No.2267514
>>2267500
Workin on working more so i can acquire more things to shove up my ass
9c664e No.2267516
>>2267514
get thine self a sugar daddy.
c60d63 No.2267517
>>2267513
Yes they did
>>2267515
you didnt watch it did you
272aba No.2267519
>>2267516
Ive a bf and im no whore
c60d63 No.2267521
>>2267518
why are you watching that other one
9c664e No.2267522
>>2267519
why isn't your bf your sugar daddy?
fc33a0 No.2267523
>>2267521
:O
the channels name is 'knowing better' !!!
3079a8 No.2267524
>>2267521
It's the top suggested video after finishing the one you linked.
It looked interesting, so I just clicked through to see more.
c60d63 No.2267525
>>2267523
>>2267524
alright ill watch it
fc33a0 No.2267526
>>2267525
japan is a victim?
;~;
fc33a0 No.2267528
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3079a8 No.2267532
>>2267525
You're not gonna like it.
272aba No.2267535
>>2267522
He covers most of our expenses, but i will not be kept by anyone more than i can help
4cf948 No.2267540
Oh dude, I saw that twihaze shitpost, but they actually came back recently, I just saw them on discord