cbcfda No.2256032
tred for my brother
george lutz american saint
701f0d No.2256034
Let this post get through
cbcfda No.2256036
>>2256034
I love you so much it hurts.
701f0d No.2256037
>>2256036
how was your day? fun?
701f0d No.2256040
>>2256039
Saturday night drink
cbcfda No.2256043
>>2256040
How do you feel about indonesian girls who made war with american nascar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1MhxwIZxv8
cbcfda No.2256044
93d189 No.2266771
a9ec47 No.2266773
well that decelerated fast enough to cause severe whiplash.
a9ec47 No.2266778
>>2266776
hi my dude, what are you up to this evening?
e8a37b No.2266780
>>2266779
>left the peals on so they can be ripped off.
Oof.
33412a No.2266781
>>2266778
Just fretting over something I have to attend to tomorrow that I am knowingly leaving myself poorly prepared for no real reason.
You?
a9ec47 No.2266783
>>2266781
oh hey that sounds like me everyday
422608 No.2266784
e8a37b No.2266785
>>2266782
pearls**
>>2266784
MAYDAY MAYDAY WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
422608 No.2266786
>>2266785
Who even are you tho
33412a No.2266787
>>2266783
I appear to be rapidly approaching complacency in my last two semesters here.
Particularly because of how unusually successful I have been this term so far even with less effort put into it than the last.
As long as I have enough juice in me to last until I secure a job, I have no pressing complaints.
What is it that you do every day that you feel unprepared for?
e8a37b No.2266788
>>2266786
I'm wolfspider tbh.
a9940e No.2266789
>>2266785
gagging a bish with pearls on sounds fun.
e8a37b No.2266790
422608 No.2266791
93d189 No.2266792
>>2266791
Nah I'll do that fuck that dude
422608 No.2266793
>>2266792
<3
I ran outta weed and I've been wicked bored all evening but now it's a quarter til 1 and I'm still wide-awake and I have work tomorrow grr wat do
6e9d0d No.2266794
>>2266792
whos your favourite touhou
422608 No.2266795
dff1cb No.2266796
A guy at the pub assumed I was in line for the women's room and tried to walk past me
I told him they were both occupied
And went into the women's room
93d189 No.2266797
>>2266793
I just went cruising with my friend yesterday while he smoked and I got a little hotboxed. We went to Cinnabon because he had never been, got a cinnamon roll and he got a double chocolate milkshake thing and it was disgustingly good.
Then we got some little caesar's pizza and watched JoJo's.
You should put on a shitty horror movie and go to sleep watching it.
>>2266794
Okuu.
>>2266796
r/thathappened
e8a37b No.2266798
>>2266796
did you castrate him right on the spot?
dff1cb No.2266799
>>2266797
It did happened
He tried to walk right past me
dff1cb No.2266800
>>2266798
No I'm polite like that
And I'd rather castrate myself
93d189 No.2266801
>>2266799
Right it totally happened. You were totally mistaken for a girl at a pub even though you shitpost on /animus/ from dusk til dawn.
dff1cb No.2266803
>>2266801
I was at the pub from like 8 until just now
Wednesday is half price draughts
It was cold and I only had a vest on
6e9d0d No.2266804
>>2266803
i think hes questioning you being mistaken for a girl part not the pub part
422608 No.2266805
>>2266797
Horror is bad for me now :(
I was thinking more like mxc to fall asleep to
cinnabon is pure evil
93d189 No.2266806
>>2266803
Well the little details sure do help make the lie a lot more convincing.
>>2266805
Bad for you? Literally why? LITERALLY
That seems too high energy to fall asleep to tbh. It's probably boring enough though.
It is. I went straight to Hell after I ate it. They have comcast wifi down here.
dff1cb No.2266807
>>2266804
From the way it was worded it sounded like both were in question
>>2266806
You're just jealous
422608 No.2266808
>>2266806
idk i watched conjuring 2 like 3 years ago and haven't been the same
e8a37b No.2266809
been awhile since I went to a pub actually.
422608 No.2266812
e8a37b No.2266813
>>2266810
nahi-ho mother fucker.
6e9d0d No.2266814
93d189 No.2266815
>>2266807
No.
You could argue I just don't like you though.
>>2266808
You know the Nun came out.
You should pirate it. It's fucking silly.
dff1cb No.2266816
>>2266809
I've been going every Wednesday for like a month or so for cheap drinks and mild socializing
422608 No.2266817
c8176d No.2266818
>>2266811
A cursed state.
>>2266812
Suh.
>>2266813
Doki doki artichokie.
>>2266814
Nani?
dff1cb No.2266819
>>2266815
It's faster to call you jealous
e8a37b No.2266820
>>2266816
how's the atmosphere. and more importantly the bbq sauce?
>>2266818
clickity clackity get in my sackity.
93d189 No.2266821
>>2266817
Do it you big baby.
God I got clove cigarettes yesterday too they're so good.
>>2266819
Yes I'm so jealous the big stwong burly man didn't mistake me for a gurl at the pub.
Your crippling depression is so much better than mine too :^(
422608 No.2266822
>>2266821
Your car smelt so good .///.
and nooo I can't watch stuff it hurts my feelings
e8a37b No.2266824
>>2266823
that doesn't rhythm.
93d189 No.2266825
>>2266822
IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS???
Y-you too
5c0b14 No.2266826
Who is posting the spider drawings?
422608 No.2266827
oral hygiene bro is legend
e8a37b No.2266830
>>2266829
yes I decided we were doing a thing out of the blue without telling you or in any way letting you know. why didn't you do it with me bro?
5c0b14 No.2266831
>>2266828
Yes, but what is your name?
e8a37b No.2266832
>>2266831
I've said in the thread tbh.
dff1cb No.2266833
>>2266820
My friends and I usually sit on the patio for smoking and vaping, they play mostly good music and the beer is good
I don't eat much barbeque but their burgers are good
>>2266821
I mean he was more of a hipster, it is next to a university
e8a37b No.2266834
>>2266833
>I don't eat much barbeque
waifu dropped tbh.
93d189 No.2266835
>>2266833
You have redeeming qualities and I am having to remind myself of that constantly.
6ac018 No.2266836
5c0b14 No.2266837
>>2266832
Say it again.
>>2266836
I love spiders. They make me happy in my brain.
dff1cb No.2266838
>>2266834
I mean I'm mostly picky about barbeque and I don't think they even serve it
>>2266835
Like what
93d189 No.2266839
>>2266838
...You play warframe.
e8a37b No.2266840
>>2266837
I'll never talk johnny two lips.
>>2266838
what kind of a pub doesn't serve bbq sauce.
5c0b14 No.2266841
>>2266840
But I love spiders.
e8a37b No.2266842
>>2266841
oh yeah? name three of their.
5c0b14 No.2266843
>>2266842
Three of their what? You mean species?
Brachypelma albopilosum
Gramastola pulchra
Aphonopelma johnnycashi
e8a37b No.2266844
>>2266843
nice try kiddo. we both know spiders aren't real.
5c0b14 No.2266845
>>2266844
Seriously though. They are adorable and I love them.
e8a37b No.2266846
>>2266845
yeah they're cute. also I'm wolfspider tbh.
5c0b14 No.2266847
>>2266846
Wolfspiders are little spazzes.
e8a37b No.2266848
>>2266847
wow that was uncalled for.
e8a37b No.2266849
also I like your tarantula.
5c0b14 No.2266850
>>2266848
They're adorable, but so skittery. Very hard to catch. I don't believe in killing spiders, so I always do catch and release.
>>2266849
Eric was a total sweetheart.
e8a37b No.2266851
>>2266850
he be seemingly cutie.
3e66a2 No.2266852
Yan seems antagonistic tonight.
5c0b14 No.2266853
>>2266851
He was the cutest, but he got old and passed away. Shame males always die way young.
6e9d0d No.2266854
>>2266843
>Aphonopelma johnnycashi
how is that a real spider name
932f6c No.2266855
gonna glutton so hard tomorrow
e8a37b No.2266856
>>2266853
F
>>2266854
it's a tarantula.
>>2266855
glutton tag.
c8176d No.2266857
>>2266855
Why is FB recommending me your meme page?
5c0b14 No.2266858
>>2266854
A small solid black tarantula found only around Folsom Prison.
>>2266856
At least my little G.pulchra is a female. That means she'll live into her twenties. She's my little princess.
286344 No.2266859
If it's a spider you can see, the only thing it deserves a flip flop.
e8a37b No.2266860
>>2266858
he'll always be yours and she'll always be yours too. ducky.
932f6c No.2266861
>>2266856
hit or miss i guess they never miss huh
you got a boyfriend i bet he dont kiss ya
>>2266857
I dont know
e8a37b No.2266862
>>2266861
oh shit I'm being served.
5c0b14 No.2266863
>>2266860
Yes they will. My little angels. I have a few other little babby tarantulas too.
>>2266859
I kill none of my arthropod friends.
6e9d0d No.2266864
>>2266858
i googled it
the name just sounds fake
5c0b14 No.2266865
>>2266864
All names are fake. Literally every word ever is just made up.
You should look up Eriovixia gryffindori. It was named after that Harry Potter thing.
e8a37b No.2266866
>>2266863
wholesome as fuck.
5c0b14 No.2266867
>>2266866
I am their papa, they are my babies, and I tell them I love them everyday. I tell all my little babies I love them.
6e9d0d No.2266868
>>2266865
you know what i mean
5c0b14 No.2266869
>>2266868
I do, and it was made up. Literally in 2015 when the spider was discovered as part of the research to further understand and differentiate between the various tarantula species of the United States.
e8a37b No.2266870
>>2266867
xo's and crickets.
6e9d0d No.2266871
>>2266869
who approves these names?
7d3ad8 No.2266872
Some board of self-important people with a PhD in Arachnology jerking each other off and patting one another on the back when it's over while actual scientists do all the work.
At least that's the case with most fields
5c0b14 No.2266874
>>2266871
How naming rights work is the first to discover gets the naming rights. There is an official code for naming called the International Code of Zoological Nomenclature that lays out the rules for naming, but there is still a lot of freedom given to the discoverer. When a species is named in honor of a person then it is called a taxonomic patronym. The species name, description, and how it is different from other species is written in a scientific paper that is published in a peer reviewed journal. So basically once the appropriate research and data have been collected and printed, whatever the name is that the discoverer gave the species is the name it gets unless an error is made and the new species turns out to be an already known species.
>>2266870
I keep them on a feeding schedule. The G.pulchra always acts like she's starving.
5c0b14 No.2266875
422608 No.2266876
422608 No.2266877
drunky you disappeared :(
5c0b14 No.2266878
>>2266873
Drunky, tell me a story.
6e9d0d No.2266879
>>2266874
What exactly are the rules?
5c0b14 No.2266880
7d3ad8 No.2266881
>>2266875
Yeah probably not, but my imagination is more fun than reality.
Also fuck spiders.
>>2266876
>>2266877
My phone died and I was waiting on my car to be serviced. I wasn't exactly immediately nearby a loose micro-usb. Then dinner and cleaning my place of residence and blah
blah
blah
Hi Maddie.
>>2266878
Give an hour or something and I'll read you a short story from... idk... some more Lovecraft or something. My hearts really not in this one.
422608 No.2266882
>>2266881
.//. h-hi~
Well you did come back like you said, so I can't be too mad at you.
What was wrong with your car?
5c0b14 No.2266883
>>2266881
Reality is thrilling.
Spiders are my little darlings.
Yes, okay. Read to me his racist things.
7d3ad8 No.2266884
>>2266882
Nothing. It needed its regular maintenance, I don't care to do it myself and I hate paying an arm and a leg so I went and bugged my little sisters boyfriend after work into servicing my car and installing a couple of small speakers I was gifted a while back.
Now I have a car that probably won't explode and the shitty music I listen to is a little louder.
>>2266883
Wait, I have a better idea. Let me run to the 24 hour walmart and peruse their novella section so I can read a bunch of the back covers
422608 No.2266885
>>2266884
oooh. Well that's good. Exploding cars are a little sub-par tbh :p
I usually have my volume in the 5- off range cause I listen to my rpms instead of music lol
7d3ad8 No.2266886
>>2266885
You drive a stick?
5c0b14 No.2266887
>>2266884
>Walmart books
Disgusting. I would rather hear the racist.
6e9d0d No.2266888
422608 No.2266889
>>2266886
I need some kind of stick to play with, Drunky.
422608 No.2266890
But yes, I drive a manual transmission.
5c0b14 No.2266891
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is the shitty music I listen to.
>>2266888
No. Though I imagine your accent is hella stereotypical.
6e9d0d No.2266892
>>2266891
its not, i have an echigo/niigata accent
5c0b14 No.2266893
>>2266892
I don't know what those ping pong ding dong words mean.
6e9d0d No.2266894
>>2266893
think of it like southern american accent vs new york accent
5c0b14 No.2266895
>>2266894
So you sound like the Japanese equivalent of a hill billy?
6e9d0d No.2266896
>>2266895
thats not what i meant
i meant the idea of different parts of the country having different accents
5c0b14 No.2266897
>>2266896
So it's still hella thick.
7d3ad8 No.2266898
>>2266887
Not just wal mart books, the BACK COVER of wal mart books. Let's do this.
>>2266889
Slut.
You're a rarity. It's almost laughable that I can't name a single person I know that can drive a manual
422608 No.2266899
>>2266898
I guess so. I think it actually qualifies as a millennial anti-theft device.
Nobody at all? That seems more rare than being able to drive one tbh
7d3ad8 No.2266900
>>2266899
I also don't know that many people
422608 No.2266902
>>2266900
i see i see
idk manual is fun but i'm a little worried about winter cause this will be my first one during snow.
I'm getting p good at double clutching on the other hand
7d3ad8 No.2266904
>>2266901
I can tell you the world shortest horror story.
>>2266902
>getting good at double clutching.
Yeah, I bet. Slut.
422608 No.2266906
>>2266904
Keep calling me a slut and see what happens x_x
7d3ad8 No.2266907
>>2266906
Slut
slut
Slut slut
slut
SLUT
sluT
SluT
sLUt
SlUt
sLuT
SLut
slUT
Sluuuuuuttttt
Slut
Double slut
....slut
5c0b14 No.2266908
7d3ad8 No.2266909
>>2266908
I was going to say "your face" but now I'm sad and you should be less self deprecating
422608 No.2266910
>>2266907
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL MY BLUFF MEANIE
7d3ad8 No.2266913
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2266910
Should have probably had something prepared.
>>2266912
>
422608 No.2266914
5c0b14 No.2266915
>>2266913
I would rather listen to Master Part's music pleading for mercy for us sinners.
7d3ad8 No.2266916
>>2266914
I guess I can accept defeated pouting.
What are you even doing up. Isn't it like three?
422608 No.2266917
But how do you feel about terrible recorder cover songs?
422608 No.2266918
>>2266916
idk i ran out of weeds so i can't sleep p much. i slept like 30 hours on my 2 off days mon+tues too so i'm all full up on sleep i guess.
7d3ad8 No.2266919
>>2266915
I would rather listen to schizophrenic homeless kids playing music about living under bridges, shooting up and complaining about how everything sucks.
>>2266917
I read that as "How do you feel about terribly recorded song covers?" and thought you somehow got your hands on the album I recorded with AFoV and nearly shit myself.
>>2266918
That's... that's not how that works.
422608 No.2266920
>>2266919
how do you know I didn't?
whaddya mean? you don't binge on sleep like you would charging ur phone? Maybe I'm just depressed again/still/whatever idk
5c0b14 No.2266921
>>2266919
The insane have nothing to offer me. I would know, I've spent a great deal of time around them.
7d3ad8 No.2266922
>>2266920
Because you probably wouldn't be treating me with any sort of respect if you had.
Less depresso, more espresso. A vacation could fix that.
>>2266921
you haven't spent enough time around the right insane people.
422608 No.2266923
we need a death metal lamb chop's playalong cover
7d3ad8 No.2266924
Industrial metal cover of Chopsticks but with a banjo instead of a guitar and a bald, middle aged white guy rapping incoherently over the whole thing
422608 No.2266925
>>2266922
lol fair enough.
espresso? too much caffeine, m8. Vacation sounds good but I'm wicked bad at relaxing and I'd probably have an existential meltdown from not being productive.
5c0b14 No.2266926
>>2266922
You don't know the madness I've seen in people.
422608 No.2266927
7d3ad8 No.2266928
>>2266925
I have drugs. You can just forget about productivity instead.
>>2266926
You don't know the glory I've witnessed madness breed.
>>2266927
This isn't actually like, a thing you're into, right?
422608 No.2266929
>>2266928
STOP TRYING TO TALK ME INTO A GOOD TIME
ew no. you should at least know me better than that! It was more at Fool's post. Made me think of the Pickle Rick episode.
5c0b14 No.2266930
>>2266928
There is no greatness in madness. Ask Ivan if you don't believe me. In a fit of insanity he murdered his own boy.
7d3ad8 No.2266931
>>2266929
I'm not talking you into anything you definitely didn't already want to do.
....slut
>>2266930
>There is no greatness is madness
LSD was originally produced by a man who was more than clinically insane. That drug would inspire an entire decade of cultural shift.
The so well recognized writings of Shakespeare, at least the later ones, were written after the man had succumbed to syphilitic insanity.
The psychoses experienced by J. Oppenheimer as a child drove him to mathematics and physics, wherein he created the weapon to end all existence.
Freud, father of modern psychology, suffered inane paranoia and sociopathy, but would properly qualify neuropathic processes.
Madness breeds greatness.
422608 No.2266932
>>2266931
Well I was gonna say you have to stop cause it's working, but that just about sums it up as well haha
If I was actually a slut I'd be sore and satisfied and not quite as lonely rn tho
5c0b14 No.2266933
>>2266931
LSD was developed by a team of researchers during the early days of WWII.
Shakespeare was by no means insane.
The mathematics that led to the atomic bomb was developed by Einstein.
Not a single thing Frued said or did is applicable to modern Psychology. In fact, he caused massive psychological trauma to every patient that ever went to see him.
7d3ad8 No.2266934
>>2266932
I can't help with making you sore or sexually satisfied but I'm doing my best to alleviate your loneliness
>>2266933
I got like 80% of the way done with rebutting you, and then remembered that it never goes anywhere.
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
7d3ad8 No.2266935
5c0b14 No.2266936
>>2266934
I refuse to raise my hands in anger. You can beat me up, I will not fight back.
422608 No.2266937
>>2266934
It's okay, I'mma be forever alone. I've accepted it. Future I chose etc
90a7c4 No.2266938
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e8a37b No.2266941
>>2266937
what a coincidence. so have I.
422608 No.2266942
oh i accidentally unfiltered you
7d3ad8 No.2266943
>>2266936
I thought not.
If I'm literally beating you to death you're not going to retaliate?
>>2266937
Lol I know that's not even close to the truth. You're a good person. You're unique. You're not at all as unappealing as you perceive yourself to be, or at all for that matter.
Lifes confusing and people and weird. You're somebodys dream.
I'm primarily attracted to level-headed women and you hit a bunch of my buttons, personally and physically, so what does that say for the guys that are into your specific paradigm
>>2266939
Hi, Squash.
c8176d No.2266944
Unfiltered me?
>>2266943
Hello.
5c0b14 No.2266946
90a7c4 No.2266947
>>2266946
ive always wanted to kill a korean
a hafu will do
c8176d No.2266948
James really wouldn't do anything about being hit.
He's my big ol' softie.
422608 No.2266949
>>2266943
It is precisely the truth.
You're also already married, so I guess what that says is perpetuating me being a hidden side chick instead of a relationship.
:p
>>2266944
no that spider person
c8176d No.2266950
>>2266949
Why did you filter them?
422608 No.2266951
>>2266950
why do you skip the commercials?
e8a37b No.2266952
wtf. I'm a gamer though? I'll level up on you though?
5c0b14 No.2266953
>>2266947
It is better to die than to kill.
90a7c4 No.2266954
c8176d No.2266955
>>2266951
I don't. Sometimes Beggin' Strips plays and I get really excited.
My life is literally filler in between those commercials.
422608 No.2266956
>>2266955
you are a strange pup
5c0b14 No.2266957
>>2266954
To kill is to sin.
e8a37b No.2266958
why if you wont buy my car insurance. I'll have to try my all in one blenders.
90a7c4 No.2266959
>>2266957
youre religious?
c8176d No.2266960
>>2266956
Not even joking with this, but I get really excited and jittery when people call me a good boy in real life or even voice calls.
I don't know why. I think it just became something people who I'm close to used to praise me jokingly, but now it's legit something that brings me incredible joy in an instant.
7d3ad8 No.2266961
>>2266946
Let's go grab a drink and see what your parasympathetic nervous system has to say.
>>2266949
I'm not claiming you and I would be dating if we lived in proximity and I were single. I'm saying that your specific circumstances don't usually fall under my "Yeah I could be into that," meter, yet here I am, hosting some form of attraction to you. Stop putting yourself down, fuck. You're an adult with plenty of redeeming qualities. If you resolve to loneliness you'll be lonely.
422608 No.2266962
>>2266960
noted.
>>2266961
ok but you can stop now pls
c8176d No.2266963
>>2266962
I shared something intimate and all you can say is "noted"?
I'll not make that mistake again.
e8a37b No.2266964
buy one all in one blender. get one blender.
422608 No.2266965
>>2266963
How should I have replied to that?
Sorry.
5c0b14 No.2266966
>>2266959
Not exactly.
>>2266961
I don't drink anymore.
c8176d No.2266967
>>2266965
TELL ME I AM A GOOD BOY
7d3ad8 No.2266968
>>2266962
There something wrong with being offered some sort of encouragement to be less resolved to depression?
e8a37b No.2266969
quite honestly though what did you expect out of someone who talks absolutely nothing to say to that.
7d3ad8 No.2266970
Is that spider thing just Scootaloo on drugs?
c8176d No.2266971
Spider guy kind of reminds me of when you put a phrase in Google Translate, and then translate it back into English.
422608 No.2266973
>>2266967
You werent' being a good boy, you were being a strange pup tho.
>>2266968
It makes it worse tbh
Also that last one I couldn't really comprehend too good.
c8176d No.2266974
>>2266973
I am always a good boy and therefor deserving of gratuitous praise.
90a7c4 No.2266975
>>2266966
then whats bad about killing?
7d3ad8 No.2266976
>>2266973
I blame weed and sleep deprivation
I'm just trying to tell you to stop being so fucking negative and that you're more appealing than you believe.
c8176d No.2266977
Drunky does not tell me I'm appealing.
422608 No.2266978
>>2266974
/pat pat
>>2266976
I KNOW. Everyone says this, but that doesnt' mean I magically get to see myself through their eyes.
I wanna be appealing to me, y'know.
e8a37b No.2266979
people who fill their lives with shit are keen to wallow in it. so they hate you if you tell them to stop. specially if they're too busy wallowing vocally.
5c0b14 No.2266980
>>2266975
It's a sin. You are pointlessly and selfishly taking something that doesn't belong to you.
7d3ad8 No.2266981
>>2266978
That's a matter of believing people when they tell you things because you're obviously not willing to believe it if you tell yourself.
or... something like that.
smile, you bitch. We love you.
>>2266977
Do I even have to? I seem to fondly remember a scantily clad photo of you in some sort of banana hammock
7d3ad8 No.2266982
God is dead and sins are something some fat old people sat around making up thousands of years ago to placate the simplefolk
c8176d No.2266983
>>2266981
I actually forgot about that....
422608 No.2266984
>>2266981
I am smiling. I'm not even wallowing. I'm just saying it how it is in my noggin, m8.
And yeah, I get that. I want to love me tho.
90a7c4 No.2266985
>>2266980
What are sins to a non religious person?
What if he is going to take your life, whats the crime in protecting yourself?
e8a37b No.2266986
>>2266982
religion on the whole was an attempt to harness literal subhuman animals into a force of some sort of good.
c8176d No.2266987
I love me.
The rest is trivial.
422608 No.2266988
e8a37b No.2266989
IF YOU LOVE YOUR SELF SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY YOUR SELF.
7d3ad8 No.2266990
I'm a literal living God whose mere presence is akin to divine blessing and none of you can tell me otherwise.
e8a37b No.2266991
fork'in doooooooooooooooork!
c8176d No.2266992
A deep sense of delusion goes a long way.
422608 No.2266993
that just sounds like ego
422608 No.2266994
how to into having an ego
c8176d No.2266995
Ego can be manifest of a persons delusion.
7d3ad8 No.2266996
Do enough psychotropic drugs to fry what sense of it you had and start from square one.
422608 No.2266999
>>2266996
I'm not going back to drugs. Hard pass.
422608 No.2267000
That's my exit strategy can't use that one up for an ego.
e8a37b No.2267001
thanks for the (you) good boy.
c8176d No.2267002
How dare you defile my joy for a (You).
c8176d No.2267003
Now I am flustered.
I am going to sleep now.
7d3ad8 No.2267004
I almost want to believe the spider is bard or that pee creature scoots was obsessed with, but the flag tells me I'm wrong. It can't be Loafie cause it's not melancholic and passive enough and I don't know any of the other UK shitposters...
422608 No.2267005
this is why you gotta fake filter spiderbro
7d3ad8 No.2267006
wait
is it amy?
there's no fucking wayyyy its amy.
422608 No.2267007
Drunky, I feel better now that I got paid. Thanks for putting up with me tonight^^
422608 No.2267008
e8a37b No.2267009
I'm literally wolfspider. read the thread tbh.
also sorry and not sorry tbh.
422608 No.2267010
were you one of the tulpa fags on ks/b/ back in the day tho?
e8a37b No.2267012
no my avatarfaggetory came about on /v/'s /sft/ tbh.
7d3ad8 No.2267014
...Is that really what we've come to?
The Steam Friends Threads have made their way here now?
422608 No.2267015
>>2267014
it's all shit, dead, or a mix of both.
e8a37b No.2267016
literally half of every blog posting faggot avatar browsed that at one point.
422608 No.2267017
sometimes I'm glad I only ever went to /b/
5c0b14 No.2267019
>>2266985
Who said anything about crimes? There are many things considered crimes that are not sins. There are also sins that are not considered crimes.
e8a37b No.2267020
shit we even had the /foolz/ faggots shit up there.
90a7c4 No.2267021
>>2267012
>>2267019
okay whats the sin in protecting yourself
422608 No.2267022
yeah just pull out ur glock. self defense, bro
7d3ad8 No.2267023
There are no words to express the disdain I feel right now.
Love you maddie.
Later, Fool
Goodbye, nip-poster.
422608 No.2267024
>>2267023
DRUNKY
hmu on discord sometime pls
422608 No.2267025
thanks for killing threads 5evr spider bro
rip threads 2018
e8a37b No.2267026
>>2267021
I got that picture but thanks yee though.
e8a37b No.2267027
it's not my fault I'm so popular!
90a7c4 No.2267028
>>2267023
i dont know you other than your name but bye
5c0b14 No.2267029
>>2267021
Murder. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.
90a7c4 No.2267030
>>2267029
what if they are trying to kill you or kill others
5c0b14 No.2267031
>>2267030
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.
e8a37b No.2267032
what if you killing your self.
90a7c4 No.2267033
>>2267031
does that mean hit them back or turn away
5c0b14 No.2267034
>>2267033
That means to allow them to strike you.
90a7c4 No.2267035
5c0b14 No.2267036
90a7c4 No.2267037
>>2267036
Why?
you gain nothing
youre not religious so there is no after life
5c0b14 No.2267038
>>2267037
I certainly hope there isn't. If there is I am going to hell.
90a7c4 No.2267039
>>2267038
why?
i thought you avoided sinning
5c0b14 No.2267040
>>2267039
I can't afford all sins. Some I cannot avoid. I am weak in spirit.
90a7c4 No.2267042
>>2267040
So you cant not jerk off but can you let yourself die
5c0b14 No.2267045
90a7c4 No.2267046
>>2267045
Why
why do sins matter you arent religious
its not a moral issue
5c0b14 No.2267048
>>2267046
It is a moral issue.
90a7c4 No.2267049
>>2267048
How is it a moral issue
whats morally wrong with killing not only a bad person but one who tries to kill you
5c0b14 No.2267050
>>2267049
That you are killing somebody.
90a7c4 No.2267052
>>2267050
but hes a morally bad person who wants to kill you
>>2267047
5c0b14 No.2267053
>>2267052
So what if they are? It is not my place to judge their morality.
90a7c4 No.2267054
>>2267053
Then whos is it?
5c0b14 No.2267056
e8a37b No.2267058
ay B, stick your C on my D
5c0b14 No.2267060
90a7c4 No.2267061
>>2267060
>Elohim
>語源
>From Hebrew אֱלֹהִים/אֱלוֹהִים (ʾélôhím, “(a) god(s)”), plural of אֱלוֹהַּ (ʾélôah, “god”), often taken to be an expanded form of אֵל (ʾēl, “god”) (whence El)
I thought you weren't religious
90a7c4 No.2267063
>>2267062
thanks
your one needs sound
92d096 No.2267066
>>2267064
The kind that requires speakers and which you should keep disabled anyway
90a7c4 No.2267067
>>2267064
Yes sound
i want to hear what they said not see localized subtitles
90a7c4 No.2267068
>>2267066
i would hate sound too if i grew up listening to danish
89ca6c No.2267069
>>2267067
Then do something about it.
Provide.
>>2267066
Eeeeh? what nonsense are you even rambling about....
90a7c4 No.2267070
>>2267069
i dont know the anime
and i would have to download it
not worth it i just think your one should have it
89ca6c No.2267071
>>2267070
not my problem
youre the one that brought it up.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
90a7c4 No.2267072
>>2267071
its not im just saying it should
whoever made it is at fault
89ca6c No.2267073
>>2267072
if there's a better one out there, i havent seen it yet, otherwise i would have had it.
90a7c4 No.2267074
>>2267073
i wasnt blaming you
e8a37b No.2267075
I love danishes
<never had one.
89ca6c No.2267076
>>2267074
"sometimes feels like the whole world is out to get ya"
90a7c4 No.2267077
>>2267076
Sometimes that can be true
e8a37b No.2267078
it was fucked from the beginning. T - house.
89ca6c No.2267079
>>2267077
where the good people at?
92d096 No.2267080
>>2267068
oh you
>>2267069
what's difficult to understand?
89ca6c No.2267081
>>2267080
Yeah! you better pay attention next time! instead of being a butt, and butting into stuff.
90a7c4 No.2267082
>>2267079
who can say
>>2267080
you know im right
e8a37b No.2267083
ay B, stick your C on my D
90a7c4 No.2267085
>>2267084
why does that exist
90a7c4 No.2267088
>>2267086
good work on that image
>>2267087
i dont have slant eyes
e8a37b No.2267089
>>2267088
thanks I drew it all my self!
90a7c4 No.2267091
>>2267090
never mind i get the image
i thought -_- was a slant eyes insult
89ca6c No.2267096
>>2267093
how young are you, btw?
:)
90a7c4 No.2267097
>>2267096
i wouldnt say young
90a7c4 No.2267099
>>2267098
ill leave it at that
89ca6c No.2267100
>>2267099
;~;
ur ancient....
e8a37b No.2267102
>>2267095
yeah but I'm right too.
89ca6c No.2267109
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a9ec47 No.2267114
lol sorry alastor i fell asleep
932f6c No.2267115
good mohning
13 more hours...
let's get this bread
a9ec47 No.2267116
a9ec47 No.2267117
oh my god its a rare and elusive bard type pokemon, let me get my phone
e8a37b No.2267118
>>2267116
science journal linking it's source to another science journal.
hmm
a9ec47 No.2267119
e8a37b No.2267120
>>2267119
fat stupid spider says moon really was cheese all along
a9ec47 No.2267121
>>2267120
space is a very interesting place to explore and theorize about, many weird and intuition defying things happen
do you know what gravitational lensing is in terms of astronomy and using it in conjunction with telescopic arrays?
e8a37b No.2267122
>>2267121
I knew of what it is just not what it was called. bent lights are cool in space.
93d189 No.2267124
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