3cb56a No.2262656
First name Proto
Last name 1
bab18e No.2264894
>>2264890
Hm, I wouldn't mind the other side either.
But yeah, I'm typically on the more submissive side.
c1830b No.2264897
>>2264894
what is it about pee
29e438 No.2264898
tfw ikt will never pre on you
bab18e No.2264899
>>2264897
Hmmn, probably just the humiliation aspect tbh.
I dunno, fetishes are hard to explain.
bddcb6 No.2264900
First name proto, last name War God
c1830b No.2264901
>>2264899
so you like being humiliated?
bab18e No.2264902
>>2264901
Something like that, yeah.
c1830b No.2264903
>>2264902
Fair enough
you dodged the gook question
b13c55 No.2264904
bab18e No.2264906
>>2264903
Ehh? Which gook question?
c1830b No.2264907
>>2264906
killing them is okay because theyre subhuman
bab18e No.2264909
>>2264907
I mean, I wouldn't even be okay killing an animal, so it doesn't matter if they're sub-human to me :3
c1830b No.2264910
>>2264909
What about an insect?
bab18e No.2264911
>>2264910
I'm pretty squeamish, but if I have a shoe I can manage.
c1830b No.2264912
>>2264911
You shouldn't have any problem with killing Chinese then
bab18e No.2264913
>>2264912
I don't think a shoe would suffice, they're a lot bigger than the random spiders I meet.
c1830b No.2264914
>>2264913
Get a van like that muslim in toronto
bab18e No.2264915
>>2264914
You know I don't drive, Japan-chan.
c1830b No.2264916
>>2264915
Chinks cant drive either but that doesnt stop them
b13c55 No.2264917
bab18e No.2264918
>>2264916
Legality, not capability,
God forbid I break the law by driving without a license as I break other laws by committing mass murder.
c1830b No.2264919
>>2264917
how
>>2264918
serious question how do chinks get a license
they cannot drive how can they pass the test?
bab18e No.2264920
>>2264919
I don't know, everyone always complains about how shitty drivers are in their city.
Maybe the DMV workers hate their job so much that they just pass anyone.
768082 No.2264921
As a programmer, why i must learn a fucking philosophy?
c1830b No.2264922
>>2264920
So why can't you drive then?
surely you're better than a chink
36d706 No.2264923
>>2264921
because without philosophy theres a ton of shit you wont get
bab18e No.2264924
>>2264922
They tell me that I need a larger field of view.
c1830b No.2264925
>>2264924
but slant eyed chinks do have one?
bab18e No.2264927
>>2264925
It's probably better than mine.
974199 No.2264928
My fetish is holding hands
c1830b No.2264929
>>2264927
why is your field of view so bad?
bab18e No.2264930
>>2264929
My left eye doesn't work so good so my brain trained itself to ignore it.
Which made it worse really.
c1830b No.2264932
>>2264930
just go to china and buy a new one
bab18e No.2264934
>>2264932
>just go to china
Who in their right mind would want to do that?
c1830b No.2264935
>>2264934
my parents
if you need a new organ china is the best place to go
36d706 No.2264937
>>2264926
professional ethics is probably the most important one, but a bit of philosophy will help contextualize certain stuff like AI
bab18e No.2264938
>>2264935
But it'd be an inferior organ, no?
c1830b No.2264939
>>2264938
the organs arent chinese
bab18e No.2264940
>>2264939
Where do they get them from?
c1830b No.2264942
>>2264940
prisoners
usually non chinese ones
i sent a link about this before
bab18e No.2264943
>>2264942
They'll make me a prisoner and harvest my organs,
bab18e No.2264944
ccebae No.2264945
>>2264943
it's ok. you're only canadian.
c1830b No.2264946
>>2264943
Good point
dont go to china
night
974199 No.2264947
6bbbf1 No.2264950
>>2264948
read your books, its good for you
b13c55 No.2264951
36d706 No.2264953
768082 No.2264954
974199 No.2264955
ccebae No.2264956
slicker then your average nigger killer.
768082 No.2264957
36d706 No.2264958
moonman is a dead meme, let it be
ccebae No.2264959
>>2264958
you're a dead meme.
ee6387 No.2264962
>>2264961
this is the only decent thing you've ever posted
974199 No.2264964
3c24c1 No.2264969
>>2264961
this is a good body pillow
768082 No.2264970
bab18e No.2264972
It's like I was never even gone.
94e839 No.2264974
Just as I thought, no on here. I have important things to be doing anyway
974199 No.2264976
>>2264972
Good morning daddy
768082 No.2264980
> 3 murricans woke up at the same time.
bddcb6 No.2264981
dca745 No.2264983
>>2264978
wd blues are good. i have two sd blacks with fat ass warranties
bddcb6 No.2264987
When is nezi going to kill themselves
dca745 No.2264988
>>2264985
wd is excellent tier. whatever works good though.
fe5553 No.2264990
When is Scoots going to be funny
2eba46 No.2264991
dca745 No.2264992
>>2264989
too slow internet for online stuff for me.
im on an android remote desktoping into my pc at home and thats a little too slow for me even.
bddcb6 No.2264993
2eba46 No.2264994
4360fe No.2264996
>>2264990
smh Americans never understand British humour..
bddcb6 No.2264999
768082 No.2265001
fe5553 No.2265002
>>2264997
got to chill today but kinda tired of working
final shift
gg
070f16 No.2265003
All the good rekt gore stuff comes from China.
No idea why, it seems Health and Safety go out the window there.
fe5553 No.2265004
>>2265002
>Chill
You mean being in a coma on the couch for 6 hours?
fe5553 No.2265005
>>2265004
sounds chill to me
0168f8 No.2265008
>>2265002
what you got this week then, all days off or still work to be done?
fe5553 No.2265010
>>2265008
He left. Works until about midnight tonight. He has school the rest of the week.
0168f8 No.2265011
>>2265010
aah. well at least it isnt school and work, poor sod.
070f16 No.2265012
Half term, no school, no college, time to be a lazy cunt and wallow in my garbage for a week.
99c998 No.2265013
Is this the part where you channel your inner ixMike and start playing nothing but dota until you get the mmr you want?
070f16 No.2265016
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I think I found something cool to sip my booze with.
>>2265013
Who is ixMike, and yeah, I've been playing nothing but dota and sleeping the day away. I need to get on Stardew Valley for a change but I've been putting it off for ages. I don't know why I'm not into playing other games.
Tried Dragon Knight, I was shit. Been playing a lot of Centaur Warrunner and I love him.
99c998 No.2265017
>>2265016
ixMike88 used to be a professional dota player. He played for complexity at a couple TIs. He now just plays pubs and streams for long periods of time. He hovers around rank 100-200 usually.
You are not into other games because you have gotten the taste of dota and now desire it above all other games. It is normal thing.
Good to hear. Also good since centaur is hovering around the meta anyways.
What is it you enjoy about the hero?
fe5553 No.2265018
>>2265011
He has that Thursday, I believe.
0168f8 No.2265019
>>2265018
school on a thursday, or work and school on a thursday?
070f16 No.2265020
>>2265017
rank 100 - 200? That's not a lot.
I think the inverse is happening, that I lost my taste in videogames and dota2 is the only one that sates me.
I like leading in the charge to fights with his ult. I'll be counting down from 3 and tell the team to go balls deep and we can get the enemy team. I like how he gets Blademail so his return aura is doubled. I like how he needs strength to level up his abilities. I like how he clears out creep waves with double edge. There is a lot I like about this hero.
99c998 No.2265022
>>2265020
When I say rank 100-200 I mean in terms of the leaderboard.
https://www.dota2.com/leaderboards/#americas
He is rank 150 curently.
In terms of mmr I think top 100 starts at 7.3, and I know rank 500 is around 6.3k.
So if I had to guess he is probably 6.8k or something.
Yes. That is normal when you start playing dota. How do you think I managed to play exclusively dota 2 for four years?
Have you tried Axe? The hero is similar in terms of playstyle but can be more self-sustaining in lower mmr games.
36d706 No.2265023
>>2265021
well at least hes got a lighter schedule overall
6b54ca No.2265025
>>2265024
I cast midget expulsion barrier
Test cannot appear
070f16 No.2265026
>>2265022
Whoa, that is fucking top tier. Top 150, wow. Wish I was that good.
Yeah, I was a little worried I wasn't giving other games attention. Maybe I'll dedicate a time to play Stardew Valley tomorrow.
I like Axe, but he ends up being useless late game, or maybe I just play like shit late game.
070f16 No.2265027
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I cast Charm Person on the poster below this post.
6b54ca No.2265028
2eba46 No.2265029
>>2265025
I cast silence faggot.
We are both unable to cast for 10 posts.
bab18e No.2265031
6b54ca No.2265032
>>2265029
You lack the magic level to cast such a powerful spell and take 10 points of damage for your failure
>>2265031
[banish]
913b2b No.2265033
I cast Intoxication! It is not as effective as I would prefer.
6b54ca No.2265034
>>2265033
You don't need magic for that, just drink a beer dummy
bab18e No.2265035
>>2265032
W-Why would you do that? ;w;
913b2b No.2265036
>>2265034
I'm already two in. I'm working on it! I got a wide selection of stuff I've been wanting to try at the store.
99c998 No.2265037
>>2265026
You learn to realize that the trench never ends and there are still people who are trash in that bracket.
I peaked at rank 700 when I was one game away from 6k. Unfortunately I tanked a little so I was 5.85k when I had quit. I believe that would be roughly rank 900 if I were to play another ranked game and get my rank back.
If I were to play again though I would probably play on my main smurf anyways as it is d4 (5.4k) and I would like to have that one as immortal before the season ends.
I mean if you really like dota then there is not really much of an issue I think. It is a good game and considered soul consuming for a reason.
Axe can still be very good in the late game since he has a bkb piercing disable on a pretty short cooldown. Usually if you are playing axe in that bracket I would try to snowball and control the game before 30 minutes so you do not have to go late anyways. He is still good as an anti-carry.
6b54ca No.2265039
>>2265035
I am the bane of anime girls everywhere
>>2265036
Good, gooood. Keep at it
>>2265038
[laughter]
070f16 No.2265040
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>>2265037
>>2265037
I'm 1500 mmr. Want to get at least 2k so I can be at least subpar. Never understood smurf accounts, I just have one account and it's got all my games on it.
I do really like dota2, but it's a little niggle I have that I should be playing other videogames and enjoying them.
I'll play Axe next game I'm in then. I like playing tanks.
bab18e No.2265041
>>2265039
I'm not actually an anime girl irl btw way
6b54ca No.2265042
>>2265041
Impossible, I saw through your 3D disguise irl
6b54ca No.2265043
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Tell me this isn't the coolest shit
bab18e No.2265044
>>2265042
Oh yeah?
What colour pantsu was I wearing?
6b54ca No.2265045
>>2265044
Blue and white striped, obviously.
070f16 No.2265046
>>2265043
Yeah, that's pretty hype.
99c998 No.2265047
>>2265040
Hey well you gotta start somewhere.
I calibrated at 2.0k flat when I first started playing dota and look where I am now.
You can certainly climb, and in a couple years you can even be 5k+ too if you wanted. Just gotta keep playing.
So basically people smurf for different reasons.
All high mmr pro players have at least one smurf that is a couple hundred ranks below them because once you get high enough mmr you are so high in the player distribution that it is really hard to find games. To remedy this, almost all pro players have each other added so that they can all queue at roughly the same time, which is called "prime time". Basically anytime past 6pm is when they queue.
Pro / high mmr players can have smurfs (BSJ is rank 20 and he has a rank 300 smurf, or Arteezy that at one point has all three of his smurfs in the top 10) so that they can get better queue times.
I have a smurf because sometimes I want to play ranked at a similar skill level but I do not want to lose mmr on my main because either I am tilted or wish to try something new. You could say "well why not play unranked?" Because unranked is garbage and full of morons and the mmr distribution makes it a waste of my time.
I also have a smurf because I often question whether or not I am truly a player of my mmr, or whether or not my mmr is deserved. So it makes me feel better if I can climb to my mmr twice on another account.
6b54ca No.2265048
>>2265046
God, it's so damn good
Talim's was a little disappointing but I can live with it
6b54ca No.2265051
>>2265050
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
bab18e No.2265053
>>2265051
W-Who else saw..? .///.
6b54ca No.2265054
>>2265053
I am the only one with the power to see through your disguise, so just me
bab18e No.2265055
>>2265054
Oh, that's why you didn't fall in love with me instantly.
070f16 No.2265056
>>2265047
I'll keep playing, gonna keep playing when I'm old. Gonna climb that ladder.
Thanks for educating me, so it all boils down to queue times. I'll never get a smurf me, I'm just happy with the one account.
>>2265048
The only Soul Calibur series I played was the old Soul Blade, I liked Voldo but couldn't understand him. Not that into fighting games.
99c998 No.2265057
>>2265056
Best of luck.
Well the issue is that a lot of people smurf to intentionally put themselves in games where they end up being 2k+ mmr above the average, which I do not agree with.
You will run into this smurf/account buyer issue when you reach 3.5k-4.5k as that is where the issue is most prevalent.
6b54ca No.2265058
>>2265055
I'm only into true 3D, sorry
>>2265056
Voldo is the most unique and weird SC characters, I love it. He's too complex for me to play tho
Soul Calibur is the only fighting game series I've liked. I just like the aesthetic of everything really
bab18e No.2265059
>>2265058
I was going to say that it's because I'd be a girl and you're only into men.
6b54ca No.2265060
>>2265059
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
dca745 No.2265061
>>2265059
i knew it.
post piss flaps.
070f16 No.2265062
>>2265057
People buy accounts? Now that's weird.
How be you anyway, I slept all day and played dota2, now I'm sipping a can whilst listening to this song over and over again, fucking love it, it's jamming.
>>2265058
I think my favourite fighting game, if I had to choose, is Marvel vs Capcom. Fighting games go over my head though.
a2568e No.2265064
They're always blue and white striped
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99c998 No.2265066
>>2265062
Oh yeah. You did not know that?
There is a HUGE market for people buying dota 2 accounts because they feel "they would be a higher mmr if their team did not hold them back from their true mmr."
People with pay $100+ for 5.5k+ accounts and stuff.
Also mmr boosting is a thing.
In fact I had considered becoming a booster to make some money on the side for playing dota. I especially considered becoming a boost after my performance with climbing from 4.7k to 5.4k in 15 days on my main smurf. (example: https://i.imgur.com/hSgSvUw.jpg)
But the pay is not as good for boosting as you would think it is, and I did not know and reputable boosting serv ices to work for at the time so I did not bother.
6b54ca No.2265067
>>2265062
That's a good one
>>2265063
:)
2eba46 No.2265068
>Abandoned a game
What a terrible player.
bab18e No.2265069
>>2265064
Don't act like you see them every day or anything, b-baka.
71063848
71024698
71012893
70876746
Also this dude's entire history for October:
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=29362997
>>2265067
I'm sleepy uwu
6b54ca No.2265070
>>2265069
It's too early to be sleepy.
bab18e No.2265071
>>2265070
I didn't sleep goodly last night because I'm a bit dumb.
But I got a haircut today because tuque weather sucks so I'm allowed to be drained.
99c998 No.2265072
>>2265068
Okay actually I specifically remember that game it was justified I swear.
So basically this retard wanted mid, but I wanted mid too. I was gonna 10th pick brood as usual but this guy was really going to contest me for mid and it looked like he was going to pick first.
So naturally I established my dominance and first picked Invoker, a hero I am utterly garbage at and have an abysmal winrate with.
I ended up sort of drawing the lane against the enemy tinker but I had basically zero farm because I suck at invoker and try to rotate top to kill the enemy spectre and it failed miserably. So I just said whatever and abandoned the game. I proceeded to win the next game by huskaring a ta and basically getting my mmr back for free.
When you are climbing in lower mmr games you have to channel your inner alpha to get the lanes you want.
6b54ca No.2265073
>>2265071
There is no one to blame but you
You have to fight through the tiredness you inflicted on yourself
2eba46 No.2265074
>>2265072
Seems rather vindictive.
I love it.
070f16 No.2265075
>>2265066
I wouldn't boost my mmr, wouldn't trust any cunt with my account. I feel like I'm at the right mmr for me, but I wouldn't mind being 2k.
That's a lot of wins. I never understood Invoker pickers, he's just too hard to remember all those spells to use. Fuck that. I'm happy with 2 or 3 spells.
>>2265067
After these cans, I'm going to my ASDA and buying a bunch of cakes, got a big sweet tooth.
I have this feeling that I'm running out of steam and that I haven't got much to do or talk about. Maybe I'm being paranoid.
bab18e No.2265076
>>2265073
Gimme cuddles uwu
6b54ca No.2265077
>>2265075
What kind of cakes tho?
>>2265076
And if I refuse?
070f16 No.2265078
>>2265077
Jaffa cakes, Oreo doughnuts, Madeira cake and maybe a pie. Not gonna eat them all but when I go there I tend to get a serious collection of sweet things. Kinda wished weed was legal, munchies and cake are so godly.
bab18e No.2265079
>>2265077
Then I'll just cuddle with Lewds.
a2568e No.2265080
>>2265069
>Second image
How can you even link me that? That vagina looks so odd
>4th image
Thas it mane.
6b54ca No.2265081
>>2265078
Sounds good
>>2265079
>just cuddling
Oh you naive fool
bab18e No.2265082
>>2265080
Ignoring the vagina, that second image is 👌👌👌 though.
Also 71258010
>Thas it mane.
Can I do that to you?
>>2265081
He's NOT gay.
6b54ca No.2265083
>>2265082
It's cute that you think that
2eba46 No.2265084
I moved my beta fish to my desk out in the living room and he perked up quite a bit.
Adorable as fuck he is.
070f16 No.2265085
>>2265082
Just another normal occurrence. Bit annoyed because my mum ate 2 cans of beans. I'm supposed to live on that food for a week till I get paid.
070f16 No.2265086
>>2265084
You have a pet fish? What kind of fish is it?
2eba46 No.2265087
>>2265086
>I moved my beta fish
a2568e No.2265088
>>2265082
Suppose it's alright yeah.
71295059 what you think?
And no, of course not.
070f16 No.2265089
>>2265087
Oh, I thought you called it a beta fish because it was a cuck or something. I didn't know they were actually called that.
bab18e No.2265090
>>2265083
Hmph. Nobody here is gay though.
>>2265088
I like 70703902 more :3
Oh, will you do it to me?
2eba46 No.2265091
>>2265089
They are a very popular pet fish.
6b54ca No.2265092
>>2265090
Squash is super gay tho
2eba46 No.2265093
bab18e No.2265095
>>2265092
Only if it's a dog though.
a2568e No.2265096
>>2265090
Of course you do, you slut. Gotyui does some pretty good stuff overall tho :ok_hand:
Sure, okay.
070f16 No.2265097
>>2265091
I wouldn't know. The only fish I had was a shitty goldfish and it was in a small bowl. Lived for years, it did.
6b54ca No.2265098
>>2265093
He said no one here was gay
>>2265095
Nah, he's gay for humans too
2eba46 No.2265099
>>2265097
I have no idea how long betas live.
>>2265098
Oh. I have them filtered so I didn't even see the conversation.
bab18e No.2265100
>I have them filtered so I didn't even see the conversation.
>asks me to buy him a booster
>>2265096
Please, she's just being very obedient and it's quite poetic.
>Sure, okay.
B-But that's gay though...
2eba46 No.2265101
I just filtered you today.
2eba46 No.2265102
So I can't see your posts.
2eba46 No.2265103
bddcb6 No.2265104
070f16 No.2265105
>>2265099
Neither do I. Just googled them up, apparently they fight other fish.
bab18e No.2265106
2eba46 No.2265107
Buy me that booster though.
a2568e No.2265109
>>2265100
Sure.
Oh shit, you're right. My bad.
bddcb6 No.2265110
Imagine being so pathetic as to BUY people on the internet things????
Baka.
bab18e No.2265112
Alright.
>>2265109
Jk, I just wish that were me.
It's not a problem or anything, I just wanted to make sure you were okay with it.
bab18e No.2265114
I don't actually know how to gift things to people.
2eba46 No.2265116
Just pay pal me 50 bucks.
>>2265115
They are awful.
070f16 No.2265118
Scoots, you'll never get the succ.
860a35 No.2265119
bab18e No.2265120
But they don't cost $50...
2eba46 No.2265122
Don't pay pal me actually. My full name is on it.
99c998 No.2265123
f85338 No.2265124
Paypal ME fifty bucks since I'm your favorite ♥
a2568e No.2265126
>>2265112
I know
I'm off to bed tho! Ta ta!
070f16 No.2265127
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
Rolling d20 for gifts and succ.
f85338 No.2265128
Wow I actually just go fifty dollars in my paypal
Thank you so much ; ;
bddcb6 No.2265129
Your offerings disappoint me. I will sleep.
bab18e No.2265130
070f16 No.2265131
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Who wants to play Boardgameonline tomorrow?
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070f16 No.2265135
Holy fuck, you actually sent money to each other? $50 is a lot of money, jesus.
860a35 No.2265136
>>2265131
is it hard? the last few times I tried playing roleplay games it made me anxious
070f16 No.2265137
>>2265136
It's like snakes and ladders on crack, you'll love it.
99c998 No.2265138
>>2265132
Sir it is me your brother.
860a35 No.2265139
>>2265137
Alright, I'll do it.
f85338 No.2265140
>still getting bamboozled by Yan in 2018
>thinking people just send each other $50
>baby's first shoop
haha
070f16 No.2265142
>>2265139
Thank you friendo. All you have to do is roll dice and try to get to the end. You get coins to buy items that help you or hinder others. It's really funny, I play with Chiri at times.
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f85338 No.2265145
>>2265143
Sure, come get in the trunk of my car.
860a35 No.2265146
>>2265142
Awesome, that's a good guarantee of quality.
a2714b No.2265147
>>2265145
been there done that^^
070f16 No.2265148
>>2265146
And if you have some extra time, I'll teach you how to play epicmafia. That's a fun game.
2eba46 No.2265149
Reminds me when I got people to think I have riches in Bitcoin.
f85338 No.2265150
>>2265147
Darn. You could try listening to some <insert joke at the expense of political faction you most disagree with here to make yourself feel smug and superior>
79f0f8 No.2265152
>>2265150
Sucking dick to pwn the libtards.
860a35 No.2265153
>>2265148
Okay, I'm fired up now!
070f16 No.2265154
>>2265153
I'm happy, I'm not that fired up so it is good to witness someone elses eagerness. I got no school tomorrow because it is half term holidays.
860a35 No.2265156
>>2265154
Cool, I also have no school, for obvious reasons. I'll monitor the thread, or you could just message me.
f85338 No.2265157
>>2265152
hahaha take that NPCs
>>2265155
Congratulations you also have the dumb now
All it took was talking to me.
a2714b No.2265159
>>2265157
too relaxed to be smart rn
070f16 No.2265160
>>2265156
Ok, I'm going soon to buy some cakes, I have a craving for sweet stuff. I may get a sandwich too.
f85338 No.2265161
>>2265158
Defecit? What's what? ecks dee
>>2265159
Don't relax TOO much or your pooper could slide out of it's hidey hole and then you'd have a longe ropey sea slug poking out of your bum.
860a35 No.2265162
>>2265160
Yes, go get thick for me.
070f16 No.2265163
>>2265162
Raccoon, pls. >///<
Going now, nini.
f85338 No.2265164
Trump never accepted bribes from Saudi billionaires to look the other way while a journalist was tortured and killed that's fake news.
f85338 No.2265167
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2eba46 No.2265169
Carrying people through low level content is fun.
a2714b No.2265170
a2714b No.2265171
>>2265169
I like doing that flying through the campaign in D3
968619 No.2265172
>>2265164
Tortured and killed what are you talking about?
He walked into the consulate and picked a fight with 19 people while obtaining documents.
You're talking bullshit
2eba46 No.2265173
>>2265171
I'm doing it in FF14.
a2714b No.2265174
717be3 No.2265175
Where have all the good posters gone?
9375bf No.2265177
>>2265175
and where are all the gods?
717be3 No.2265178
>>2265177
No Gods. No masters.
>>2265176
2eba46 No.2265179
>>2265178
I'm a great poster.
93a199 No.2265180
Fool let's argue about Nanjing again
717be3 No.2265182
>>2265179
You're certainly a poster.
>>2265180
No, I'm too distracted right now. I'm very sorry.
>>2265181
Soto.
93a199 No.2265184
>>2265182
what a shame
i even found a great quote
>It was considered necessary to lie to it, to deceive it, to do anything to persuade America. . . . That was the only strategy of the Chinese government. . . .
79f0f8 No.2265187
>>2265177
WHERE'S THE STREET WISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS
6b54ca No.2265188
717be3 No.2265189
Heracles. Hercules is the Romanization of the Greek Hero's name.
9375bf No.2265190
>>2265187
It's too late... the time has passed.
ee6387 No.2265191
>>2265175
they were never here
79f0f8 No.2265192
>>2265190
I wasn't here that's not fair.
6b54ca No.2265193
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE
bec1a7 No.2265198
Fucking god damn faggot bitch
She's already drunk, I've already said I want to leave, and she comes back with two drinks
For herself
Like I just told you I want to leave and unless you want to walk home drunk you're leaving too
"oh I'll just chug them then"
Hiccuping and lurching as we walk to my car I'm like if this bitch throws up in my car I'm gonna stab her and bill her for the cleaning
she didn't but I'm still mad
2eba46 No.2265200
Oh no. Something went wrong today for Revy.
What a surprise!
6b54ca No.2265202
>>2265198
Yo calmate
>>2265199
Hiya Squish
968619 No.2265207
>>2265203
Cute pic saved :)
bec1a7 No.2265208
>>2265200
I'm sorry I can't solve all my problems with German Shepard dick like you can
>>2265202
I'm too tired to be angry for long
d7fd8a No.2265209
2eba46 No.2265210
Ironically most of your bitching is about not getting laid.
So you never know.
6b54ca No.2265211
>>2265206
Oh, just hanging out. You?
>>2265208
Seems like it tbh
bec1a7 No.2265212
Hey Soto
>>2265210
I'm too gentle for that I need like depressing white guy dick
2eba46 No.2265213
Or a gun to kill yourself.
>>2265211
Just hanging out.
Might do some cleaning.
d7fd8a No.2265214
>>2265212
>depressing white guy dick
There's always Ian
6b54ca No.2265216
>>2265213
Do it.
>>2265214
OI. I am not strictly depressing
a2714b No.2265217
bec1a7 No.2265219
>>2265214
Nah I can't get into being promiscuous
I need a dick with a 401k and low expectations
6b54ca No.2265222
>>2265219
Funnily enough I have both of those
d7fd8a No.2265225
>>2265219
I also have 401k and low expectations
6b54ca No.2265226
>>2265223
LOL that nigga is playing his heart out
>>2265224
Don't talk about yourself so negatively.
ccebae No.2265227
soul caliber two is the best soul cal.
6b54ca No.2265228
bec1a7 No.2265229
I'll take Soto
He at least pretends to like and care about me
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6b54ca No.2265232
I'll give it about 5 seconds lmao
bec1a7 No.2265233
>>2265231
When's the wedding I need to lose weight
6b54ca No.2265234
This should be fun to watch
bec1a7 No.2265236
>>2265235
I can do this trick
a2714b No.2265237
a2714b No.2265238
>>2265236
but can you unwrap a starburst?
6b54ca No.2265239
Lmao what
>>2265237
I have too much frozen food rn, what should I cook?
ccebae No.2265240
but can you unburst a star?
2eba46 No.2265241
I can unwrap a starbust with my mouth.
a2714b No.2265242
>>2265239
i had meatloaf tonight for din
whaddya in the mood for?
6b54ca No.2265243
d7fd8a No.2265244
>>2265236
Quit cockteasing me
Are you coming to AX?
We can cuddle and stuff :3
>>2265237
I came a lil late lmao
6b54ca No.2265245
>>2265242
GEE THANKS FOR DELETING MY COMMENT 8CHAN
Fish. I'm in the mood for salmon or swordfish tbh
ccebae No.2265246
>>2265241
>mouth
try eyes next time kiddo
a2714b No.2265247
>>2265245
>>2265243
so cook some salmon steaks
>>2265244
l-lewd
6b54ca No.2265248
>>2265247
Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh It's hard to keep that on hand
79f0f8 No.2265249
>>2265245
Do you know anybody nearby with a koi pond?
a2714b No.2265250
>>2265248
you should buy fish day-of le cooking
6b54ca No.2265251
I think I'm gonna go for a beard
>>2265249
Naw, no one does that
>>2265250
I could go to the coast and get fresh catches but eeehhh
a2714b No.2265252
>>2265251
you dont need to be that drastic about it, just buy whatever from reg. grocery but cook it for that nights meal.
79f0f8 No.2265253
>>2265251
>I think I'm gonna go for a beard
You have dark hair so you have a leg up on a good beard. Just comes down to "can you grow a mustache?" Some people really can't.
2eba46 No.2265254
>>2265246
Try unwrapping your dick in my ass.
6b54ca No.2265255
>>2265252
Well I mean I'm not far from the coast, less than an hour tbh. I'll think about it
>>2265253
I'll just let it all grow out tbh. It grows everywhere lol
a2714b No.2265256
I'm in the market for a body pillow, should I ironically get a daki?
6b54ca No.2265257
>>2265256
Get something quality yo
93a199 No.2265258
79f0f8 No.2265259
>>2265256
Get something truly weeb.
ccebae No.2265260
>>2265254
how dare you I'm offended!.
a2714b No.2265261
>>2265259
as opposed to a daki?
2eba46 No.2265262
I snuggle this bad boy every night.
>>2265260
UwU
93a199 No.2265263
a dakimakura doesnt have to be weeb
968619 No.2265265
>>2265261
get the thing that looks like a coffee machine and has an anime girl in it
6b54ca No.2265266
>>2265263
OH PLEASE DO ELUCIDATE
a2714b No.2265267
>>2265265
the personal assissant/vr gf?
6b54ca No.2265268
JapAnon has the most adorable misconceptions about reality, I really need his opinion on this
968619 No.2265269
93a199 No.2265270
>>2265266
a dakimakura is literally just a big pillow you can hug
it doesnt have to have a "weeb" cover
a2714b No.2265272
non asian cosplay is cultural appropriation
93a199 No.2265273
>>2265272
this but unironically
6b54ca No.2265274
>>2265270
So a body pillow with Samus Zero Suit is a dakimakura?
93a199 No.2265275
>>2265274
correct
the cover is completely irrelevant to if its a dakimakura or not
6b54ca No.2265276
>>2265275
>me waiting for my Talim daki
a2714b No.2265277
a7311b No.2265278
Anime is stolen from Disney and American animation.
It's cultural appropriation.
Your entire country's economy is nothing more than thievery of Western models and ideas.
968619 No.2265279
>>2265278
Every early disney story was just "stolen" from older tales
968619 No.2265280
Actually the Lion King stole from Japan innit
2eba46 No.2265281
Pretty sure Lion King stole from Europe with Hamlet.
a1224a No.2265283
>>2265277
wait is this the tread?
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a7311b No.2265288
>>2265285
It's Proto doing that autistic alt posting thing he does.
2eba46 No.2265289
>>2265288
I'm just going to filter him on that name too.
a1224a No.2265290
>>2265288
nah just posting
gimmea hug niggas
a1224a No.2265292
>>2265289
filter: moot nexis; slob
catelsteneck1, mayo1 crasov
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a1224a No.2265294
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for Christs sake never talkj to the p1