e77c22 No.2260247
New bread with unspoilered boilood because phoneposting
ee8ab1 No.2260249
Maybe I should start with fur OPs. Maybe that could rustle some feathers.
9e96aa No.2260251
>>2260246
Wish like this?
>>2260250
shess 17
f8a70b No.2260252
>>2260251
Wish is a degenerate!
9e96aa No.2260253
>>2260249
what rustles me more is the japanese in the image makes no sense
>>2260252
he has good taste and doesnt post low res images
e77c22 No.2260254
>>2260253
Fancy translating it for us?
ee8ab1 No.2260255
>>2260253
I wouldn't know.
I don't speak it.
9e96aa No.2260256
>>2260254
it doesnt mean anything
its literally just sound effects of the pleasure from what he is doing
ee8ab1 No.2260257
It looks like a variation of the "A" sound and something else I don't know.
e77c22 No.2260258
ee8ab1 No.2260259
I don't know though. I was trying with Duolingo to learn like, 5 months ago so I'm probably wrong.
9e96aa No.2260261
>>2260257
Yeah it's Aaa then tsu idk why tsu i dont exactly listen to what male orgasms sound like but i dont think they make that sound
e77c22 No.2260263
Id post more but ive no others with moon runes on this phone
55b3c6 No.2260264
Japanon I like u you're the reallest nigga in the threads
ee8ab1 No.2260265
>Nick doesn't think I'm a realest nigga
e77c22 No.2260266
e77c22 No.2260267
>>2260261
Tbh its not far off
55b3c6 No.2260268
>>2260266
coke with too much rum
55b3c6 No.2260269
>>2260265
I LOVE YOU KYLE BUT YOU'RE A PUSSY
ee8ab1 No.2260270
9e96aa No.2260272
>>2260267
i'll trust you about the sounds of male orgasms
the combination of hiragana and katakana is off putting and unless im missing some new slang it isnt correct
>>2260264
ive been told i speak my mind a lot
ee8ab1 No.2260273
e77c22 No.2260274
>>2260268
Aint no such fucking thing. Spiced or navy?
e77c22 No.2260275
>>2260272
Well, ime its more like "ah, aah, aah, unf, mmf" and so on, depending on things. Not exactly had or seen any butt only orgasms irl tho.
9e96aa No.2260276
>>2260275
thats what i thought too
the a makes sense not tsu though
e77c22 No.2260277
>>2260276
Well prostate orgasms are supposed to sound more girly, or at least thats what the internet told me.
55b3c6 No.2260278
>>2260274
navy post ur ass
e77c22 No.2260279
>>2260278
You dont have pics of my ass saved?
e77c22 No.2260280
>>2260278
Also
>navy
good man
Apparently you can buy bottles of the royal navys last commissioned batch for £650 a pop
55b3c6 No.2260281
>>2260279
YOU NEVER SEND ME ANYU
AND I LIKE BACARDI
55b3c6 No.2260282
>>2260272
You do good Japanon
You piss off the right people and you have a good fetish
e77c22 No.2260283
>>2260281
Is that you saying i should?
>bacardi
Ew
797bae No.2260285
55b3c6 No.2260286
>>2260283
yes but I'm p drunk
797bae No.2260288
>>2260287
Threw a vpn in your face
9e96aa No.2260289
>>2260288
why would i use a vpn to watch some shitty youtube video
i can just use invidious
797bae No.2260290
>>2260289
> invidious
Що? Nani?
797bae No.2260293
ee0912 No.2260294
this is the last time im going to post
9e96aa No.2260295
i dont know much about soviets but werent gays killed too
797bae No.2260297
>>2260295
In the ussr, everybody were gay
d046f1 No.2260298
>>2260296
it was a joke, though i have to be somewhere at 1
d046f1 No.2260300
>>2260299
it sure fooled you
d046f1 No.2260301
>>2260295
Gays are still morally prosecuted in Kosovo
9e96aa No.2260302
>>2260301
whats morally prosecuted mean
797bae No.2260303
> Shoulder width 52.5 cm
Big boi
9e96aa No.2260304
b26a2a No.2260306
I love throwing up the only food I've eaten today, especially when it gets all over my bed, clothes, hair, and some of my books
b26a2a No.2260308
>>2260307
Yeah I'll just start carrying sick bags around in case I randomly throw up
Probably pick some up at the doctors later
797bae No.2260309
>>2260308
Що ти від мене хочеш, хвора тварина?
b26a2a No.2260311
>>2260309
I don't read commie
f8a70b No.2260312
>>2260261
What sound do you make?
e5e4e4 No.2260314
>>2260302
i meant persecuted
e77c22 No.2260315
>>2260286
Well im at work so therss also that
e77c22 No.2260316
9e96aa No.2260317
>>2260312
ニャー
>>2260314
so theyre killed?
e77c22 No.2260318
f8a70b No.2260319
>>2260317
please be a cute neko catboi
e5e4e4 No.2260321
>>2260317
theyre beaten probably if they show themselves in public
9e96aa No.2260322
>>2260318
nyaa (sound cats make)
>>2260319
i dont have any cosplay stuff
>>2260321
good, no one here shows themselves publicly except in shinjuku/tokyo
how it should be
e77c22 No.2260323
>>2260322
Spooky juon boy pls go
e77c22 No.2260325
8391e7 No.2260326
>>2260325
you sure you want that?
8391e7 No.2260327
e77c22 No.2260330
05be25 No.2260332
>>2260322
How did you learn English
f101c9 No.2260333
>>2260332
why he sucked the fat donger of the man who taught him the way,
what the fuck you think, he learned english from a tree you mad cunt
f8a70b No.2260334
English is an inferior language to Japanese.
05be25 No.2260335
>>2260333
Thats exactly what I thought, what better way to learn it. Btw i hit my head on a desk really hard earlier
f101c9 No.2260336
>>2260335
that's unfortunate.
05be25 No.2260337
>>2260336
it happens, especially in dark areas, but after that i won most of my league games so its fine
f101c9 No.2260338
>>2260337
you're a petty person.
05be25 No.2260339
>>2260338
thanks ill take that as a compliment
f101c9 No.2260340
>>2260339
I didn't say 'pretty'.
e77c22 No.2260341
I imagine chiri to be one of those sassy gays with a lisp
713d03 No.2260342
>>2260341
Polar opposite.
But twice homo.
e77c22 No.2260343
>>2260342
So you come here to release your pent up sass?
713d03 No.2260344
>>2260343
My sass is a constant.
I am sass rich.
You sass for pittance here.
f101c9 No.2260345
When an Awstrayyan does the recoycling,
it's basically, put the extra ham in the toilet mate
e77c22 No.2260346
adc420 No.2260347
>open thread
>Wish is a degenerate!
Thanks Ikt
f101c9 No.2260348
>>2260347
oh my god do you still tell people you're a girl?
e77c22 No.2260350
>>2260344
I shitpost for amusement between doing things, or blogpost when shit annoys me
713d03 No.2260353
>>2260345
Wassa ham in the toilet
>>2260350
This is good balance.
Needs more shitposting though.
4b1646 No.2260355
>>2260348
Wish is a girl with a tasty sausage
e77c22 No.2260358
>>2260353
Maybe when im home, eating fish
713d03 No.2260360
>>2260358
Needs moar red meat.
I can actually cook now yet I still seem to sway to the easy shit when at home.
e77c22 No.2260361
>>2260360
Im going to eat a piece of fish thats as long as my chest is wide, probably in multiple sittings. red meat can wait.
713d03 No.2260362
>>2260361
What kinda fish ya gonn eat?
We're doing salmon sliders at work which taste kickass.
e77c22 No.2260363
>>2260362
Haddock, deep fried in batter, with chips and mushy peas
713d03 No.2260365
>>2260363
Hah, very english of you.
If I grab fish n chips its either flake or blue grenadier.
Did you stop drinking? I think you told me you did but cant remember.
713d03 No.2260366
>>2260364
Doggie jams better than I ever will qq
e77c22 No.2260367
>>2260365
I think youre confusing me with scanner. i drink lightly when i do, but ill probably tone it down while the bfs gone.
4b1646 No.2260368
>>2260366
have it teach you
713d03 No.2260369
>>2260367
Now that I've not a partner who drinks, I seldom do myself despite situation.
>>2260368
Cant you teach me anon?
You're clearly teaching these dogs very well.
4b1646 No.2260370
>>2260369
Nope. Guitars probably but anything else, including playing the pole, i can't.
713d03 No.2260371
>>2260370
Singing is what shits me.
Im not good, hopefully not terrible but have been trying to get better for quite some time now.
I can make nice noises with a bunch of things and I really want to put my voice out with it.
4b1646 No.2260372
>>2260371
maybe you should get a tutor? I can't sing, that's for sure. I mean dogs won't howl if i sang but that's a pretty low bar.
e77c22 No.2260373
>>2260369
Rip. Id be missing something if i couldnt enjoy a rum and cock every once in a while.
e77c22 No.2260374
>leave the house
>immediately flash my gut to the lady at the bus stop
thanks, coastal winds.
713d03 No.2260375
>>2260372
You may be right.
I've most definitely gotten better however it does feel like I'm missing something in theory.
Consistency being a core of that issue.
I can sing in a number of ranges, but I still dont know MY range.
>>2260373
Well nowadays its a bong and a cock.
e77c22 No.2260376
>>2260375
I meant rum and coke tbh
713d03 No.2260377
>>2260376
A terrible typo indeed.
The letter E manifesting itself, despite being nowhere in sight upon the path.
93a2de No.2260378
>>2260364
That's fucking hilarious
713d03 No.2260379
I hunger, I tire.
Catch yall laters.
f8a70b No.2260381
>>2260347
You're well come!
f8a70b No.2260383
is it gayer to fuck a trap or to fuck a reverse trap
4b1646 No.2260384
>>2260383
so are you asking which of these is gayer to fuck?
>
f8a70b No.2260385
6920f7 No.2260387
is it gay to dress as a girl when you fuck your gf who looks like a guy
adc420 No.2260388
797bae No.2260389
adc420 No.2260391
f8a70b No.2260392
>>2260391
Body temperature*
adc420 No.2260393
4b1646 No.2260394
>>2260386
part 2. this is all i have of this.
>>2260385
For me the ftM. Hairy and bald and moustaches.
adc420 No.2260397
>>2260395
Ur a weird girl.
00f9db No.2260399
why tf ive wasted like 1/4 of my life with you asshats is a mystery
f8a70b No.2260400
00f9db No.2260401
...after a shallow surface scan the mystery is revealed
>be sama
>2005-2018
>latch on to online community
>follow them around blindly because of boredom
>never actually invited
>dont ever contribute
>just leech off they social interaction because im boring
>occasionally post snippy comments
>use anime avatar because thats what the community is doing and i want to fit in
>honestly dislike and dont follow much anime at all
>that about it
4b1646 No.2260402
>>2260399
write a song about it. play a banjo to it.
00f9db No.2260403
>>2260402
im asuming old bluegrass or country?
00f9db No.2260405
...to the tune of i love rock and roll
or darude sandstorm
4b1646 No.2260406
>>2260403
start that way and then break into something epic.
ee8ab1 No.2260407
>>2260399
There are a few people worth sticking around for.
00f9db No.2260408
>>2260406
the final countdown
>>2260407
p sure i would not be someones reason... like
fuck this shit im leaving...
n-no dont go, sama will miss you
ee8ab1 No.2260409
>>2260408
I'm always glad when someone leaves and moves on to do something else.
They always seem happier when I talk to them after.
4b1646 No.2260410
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>>2260407
People come and go and sometimes new posters make things interesting.
>>2260408
bad ass fuck and bad as fuck.
9f95e5 No.2260411
>>2260408
That's why you gotta make them hate you before you leave to avoid that issue.
ee8ab1 No.2260412
>>2260410
IT's rare to get a decent newbie though.
00f9db No.2260413
>>2260409
honestly i tend to ghost and be unreachable...
>>2260410
we have solid suggestions... if only i would actually deliver on this one
4b1646 No.2260414
>>2260412
True. Not sure how people find this place unless they just come to 8ch and then see this board and want to check it out and stick around.
ee8ab1 No.2260415
>>2260413
Well you're here now.
>>2260414
I'm sure not many "new" posters are new.
00f9db No.2260416
ee8ab1 No.2260417
>>2260416
You are literally posting as we speak.
00f9db No.2260418
lol i never post soft core... so heres this
enjoy that
adc420 No.2260419
>>2260411
Just be hated while you're here too to avoid it entirely
00f9db No.2260420
>>2260417
heh... man you got me
4b1646 No.2260424
>>2260415
Some. Not many.
>>2260418
Monroe. Dam. She should come back. I don't think she'd look 8 anymore if she did but that's ok. I don't know if she ever did a boy-girl scene.
48a8be No.2260425
Gonna wait for Dota2 Battle Cup, may as well shitpost for a little while. What you guys up to?
ee8ab1 No.2260426
>>2260424
It's nice when a new person is fun to talk to though.
9f95e5 No.2260427
>he doesn't just pay his fellow peruvian boosters to do the battle cup for him and collect his free 20k shards
What a waste.
48a8be No.2260428
>>2260427
EU West. We get Russians, not Peruvian.
00f9db No.2260429
>>2260424
...gove it another few years, we may see something... sucks the majority ofthe vids i have of her are flv files
flash support WHEN
00f9db No.2260430
need to run... later people
4b1646 No.2260431
>>2260426
I tried to get some old pony posters to come just to check it out. It would be nice to recruit a few people.
>>2260429
I have editing software i use to encode with. She's an old, old one.
9f95e5 No.2260432
>>2260428
Even better. 6k SA = 2k EUW so you'll get more value for your purchase.
48a8be No.2260433
Fuck, 7 minutes till cup, see you guys later. I'll tell you if I win or not. I always pick support because supporting is a real mans jon.
>>2260432
You think they'll accept Steam Trading Cards as currency? I got a shitload of them.
ee8ab1 No.2260434
>>2260431
The last person I know that joined that I was kind of happy to see was Raccoon. I don't think any other fur posters besides me and Dallas really post.
9f95e5 No.2260435
>>2260433
I could probably boost you in bcup for free if you give me your account.
All my other accounts are either t8 or sub level 25.
EUW is like 130ms for me. Assuming you are still your mmr I could probably still go 20-0 with that kind of delay.
My payment will be the satisfaction of spending an hour and a half winning a bcup instead of doing work, obviously.
eb50fd No.2260436
>>2260377
i mean i meant to say cock, but i meant coke by it
>>2260387
if youre involved its gay
>>2260399
same
>>2260425
full of my second favourite fried fish, being comfy on my chair
whats a dota2 battle cup?
4b1646 No.2260437
>>2260434
Well shit. are there any fur threads like the old /b/ anywhere out there anymore?
ee8ab1 No.2260438
>>2260437
No idea. I don't really go to any other than this, /b/, and tripfriends.
48a8be No.2260441
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Hello, lost against the fucking Muslim Brotherhood. At least they won't be angry to bomb a mall or something.
Got my mum here, but I don't think I'll get her to post, she's not that into talking.
48a8be No.2260442
 | Rolled 10 (1d20) |
I cast Revive on thread,
9f95e5 No.2260443
48a8be No.2260444
>>2260435
I wouldn't give my account to anyone, I got like 240 games and it's got my debit card details on it.
I don't mind being in the mmr trench, I think my mmr is 1300.
>>2260436
Dota2 BattleCup is a weekly 8 team elimination tournament where all the scrubs come together to duke it out for the Battlecup trophy and 20,000 shards, the ingame currency.
48a8be No.2260445
>>2260443
Yeah, it isn't up there. But there is alast match where I was playing Disruptor and we all got owned by a Meepo who was lvl 25 at 20 minutes.
9f95e5 No.2260446
>>2260444
"Give" was a strong word. I meant lent. I wasn't really expecting you to say yes anyways.
Also match ids are "up" immediately as soon as the game ends. It's okay though your dotabuff was pretty easy to find.
I'll blame whoever drafted tinker after spectre was shown as their 4th pick.
48a8be No.2260447
>>2260446
Yeah, it was the Bristleback that was rubbing us the wrong way, nigga was complaining about farm and was constantly asking for wards, the motherfucker. I did my job. And I did it well.
9f95e5 No.2260448
>>2260447
>stacking with random 1ks
I mean you lost so there is always something you could have done better.
That "I did my job but my team held me back" mentality will only get you so far if you want to improve.
You should try playing core more often.
c14541 No.2260449
>>2260444
aah, neat
also nice trips
did it go well?
a12306 No.2260450
ee8ab1 No.2260451
Don't you play Pokemon though?
Is that any better?
a12306 No.2260452
Pokemon is for real adults.
48a8be No.2260453
>>2260448
Oh the team didn't hold me back, and yes, I want to improve. I like playing supports because I don't like getting every last hit and having to carry the team. A support with shit gold is alright, a carry with shit gold is suffering.
48a8be No.2260454
>>2260449
Got wiped out by the Muslim Brotherhood. Probably salty about the Crusades.
ee8ab1 No.2260455
a12306 No.2260456
c14541 No.2260458
>>2260454
promise them a drone strike next time
48a8be No.2260459
>>2260458
I got new friends out of that game though. We're lucky they didn't pick Techies and went all Allah Ackbar on us.
9f95e5 No.2260460
>>2260453
I see.
Well I would recommend learning core if you want to improve, even if you want to be a support main. It's very important to understand core timings and farming patters so that you can play around that as a support. Just cluelessly running around placing wards and spamming skills will only get you so far.
If you know how to play core well then you know how to play against the enemy core well as as support and should be able to predict their movements and objectives and respond accordingly.
c14541 No.2260461
>>2260459
oof
well at least youve got fresh bros to vidya with
i could do with some myself, the local gayboy is the only person besides the bf who i know who plays blazblue
48a8be No.2260462
>>2260460
>Just cluelessly running around placing wards and spamming skills will only get you so far.
Nigga, that's my wheelhouse.
Timings and farming go over my head.
But I'll give playing a core a try. Who should I play? I don't really predict movements or objectives. I play simply. I ride the stick then zap their dicks. I'm shit at mobas and will remain to be shit I think. I don't even use the edge pan to move the camera, I use the arrow keys.
>>2260461
Never really got into fighting games, I have no clue why I bought Skullgirls.
9f95e5 No.2260464
>>2260462
>I'm shit at mobas and will remain to be shit I think
Only if you want to be, really. You are at the point where you should suck at the game. Your focus should be playing as many different heroes as you can and learning how they work first and foremost.
> I use the arrow keys.
That means nothing.
I use arrow keys and I am 5.9k.
Here is some recommended heroes that also have high winrates in your bracket and do not require too much skill to execute:
safe - ursa, chaos knight, bloodseeker, phantom lancer (needs farm), drow (sometimes needs farm)
mid - zeus, viper, necro, sniper, mirana
(has skillshot).
offlane - cent, axe, necro, timber, underlord
pos 4 - ogre, spirit breaker, dark willow (technical skillset), jakiro, silencer
pos 5 - cm, shaman, silencer, warlock, jakiro, wyvern
11bab2 No.2260466
>>2260464
When does drow not need farm
adc420 No.2260467
>>2260466
When he's asleep
f3137c No.2260468
do not actually play assfaggots.
9f95e5 No.2260469
>>2260466
Well when I say "needs farm" I mean the player needs to understand appropriate farming patterns to execute the hero effectively in that bracket.
Drow is one of those heroes where by virtue of being drow, recieves farm automatically in the form of earlier objective timings.
That is why I say "sometimes". The scenario where you would need to understand farming patterns for drow is when you are at a deficit and must play from behind, but drow is really easy to execute and the buff she provides her team makes it easy to snowball in that bracket.
48a8be No.2260470
>>2260464
I like the idea of picking Chaos Knight, may give him a try. Phantom Lancer just seems too much illusions to deal with, not good with microskills.
Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm shit or ok at the game. It seems to be a 50/50 chance of winning or losing for me.
I never liked playing mid, it feels like too much pressure on that lane. I'll try and learn different heroes then.
c14541 No.2260471
>>2260462
well it helps when clothes are at stake tbh
kinda need something to fill the gap of souls and couch vidya tbh, ive been itching for something for a while.
still vidyaing?
48a8be No.2260472
>>2260463
I'd be terrified if I was chased by a load of dudes in fursuits.
11bab2 No.2260473
>>2260467
Drow is a girl...
48a8be No.2260474
>>2260471
Mostly playing dota2, need to expand my horizons a little bit and play Project Highrise, Stardew Valley and Danganropa.
It's been a chill day, it went past so fast.
f3137c No.2260475
>>2260470
you select all of the illusions and right click with them all. there's no need to micro with him.
adc420 No.2260476
9f95e5 No.2260477
>>2260470
>Chaos Knight
Solid choice. The hero lacks the ability to farm and compensates for that by being really good at early engagements. CK has a god awful mana pool though so you will have to be careful on how aggressive you are during the laning stage where your mana regen will be limited.
>Phatom Lancer
There is absolutely no micro involved in playing phantom lancer. YOu will only ever need these three key binds to effectively micro
> 1: hero 2: all other units 3: all units
90% of the time you will be playing pl you will only be issuing commands to either your hero or all units under your control.
Just play him in turbo to understand what I mean if you need to get the hang of it.
>Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm shit or ok at the game.
You are undoubtly shit at the game until you are maybe 6.3k. Then we can talk about being "ok" at the game.
You don't become "better" when you climb mmr, when you climb mmr you just realize more and more how bad you actually are and begin to think and make decisions based on that awareness.
It's constructive thinking I promise.
> It seems to be a 50/50 chance of winning or losing for me.
That just means you are exactly at the mmr you belong. Keep practicing and it will become 60/40.
>I never liked playing mid, it feels like too much pressure on that lane. I'll try and learn different heroes then.
That is fine. Just keep expanding your hero pool and knowledge and you will improve.
48a8be No.2260478
>>2260475
Makes sense. I still don't like the idea of playing Phantom Lancer though. I think I'm stuck in my shitty ways of playing support because I can't handle the pressure of getting farm. Don't know how to use the jungle effectively, I just like to spam skills and fight.
f3137c No.2260480
>>2260478
support is the real carry of the game as support has to worry about alot more then farming and not dying.
adc420 No.2260481
>>2260479
It's the sleeping pokemon
48a8be No.2260483
>>2260477
>How aggro
Nigga I love to be aggro. I'll be careful though.
>Key binds to all units
I don't know the keybind to all units, that seems fucking useful.
>6.3k
Yeah, I don't think I'll ever achieve that. I think I deserve 1k mmr.
>you will improve.
I fucking hope so. I feel like I'm stuck in a rut. But hey, I don't care, I enjoy the game. Ever played Borderlands 2?
a12306 No.2260484
adc420 No.2260487
it's the weed number time and my id has the weed number in it
9f95e5 No.2260488
>>2260483
>I don't know the keybind to all units, that seems fucking useful.
>Yeah, I don't think I'll ever achieve that. I think I deserve 1k mmr.
Right now you do for sure. But you are the only person that can change that, obviously.
As they say, the only constant is you.
>I fucking hope so. I feel like I'm stuck in a rut. But hey, I don't care, I enjoy the game.
That's also fine. I really think it is way more important to prioritize having fun over grinding and getting better.
The game doesn't get any more fun the better you get, let me tell you. It only gets worse comparatively.
Tbh I miss when I was 2k. Fun times.
>Ever played Borderlands 2?
The only game I ever played for the past four years was dota 2. I've retired now though and only play another game now. No it's not borderlands 2.
9f95e5 No.2260489
Oh right. The "select other units" option is in the "advanced hotkeys" section by the way. On the farleft.
11bab2 No.2260490
>>2260485
The joke needs polishing I think
48a8be No.2260491
>>2260489
Don't have a keybind for that, what should I bind it to?
adc420 No.2260492
>>2260490
Polish my bell end knob tea Worcestershire
11bab2 No.2260494
>>2260492
I'd like to see you try and pronounce Worcestershire
9f95e5 No.2260495
>>2260491
Whatever you want.
https://imgur.com/a/AxwpCrp
Here I will just give you all of my keybinds.
adc420 No.2260496
>>2260493
I sweepy uwu
>>2260494
It was probably horrendous.
11bab2 No.2260497
>>2260496
Woo-stershire :3
adc420 No.2260498
>>2260497
The dude my sister married is basically Welsh, after all.
f3137c No.2260499
>>2260498
wales isn't England tbh
48a8be No.2260500
>>2260495
Whoa, you use WSAD to move the camera? Wow. I thought that was a bit weird. I don't think I'm using 2, so I'll put it on 2. And that will select all my units which I control?
adc420 No.2260501
>>2260499
That's what a fukkin' Welshman would say.
Fuckin' Welsh.
f3137c No.2260502
>>2260501
is your sister a sheep btw?
4b1646 No.2260503
>>2260498
post your and her vag.
9f95e5 No.2260504
>>2260500
Select Hero => Select Hero
Select All Controlled Units => Select all units that you control
Select All Other Units => Select all units that you control EXCEPT the hero.
>Whoa, you use WSAD to move the camera?
>>2260464
9f95e5 No.2260507
>>2260500
Oh wait I said arrow keys not WASD.
Nevermind that was my bad then.
4b1646 No.2260508
>>2260505
post him in a dog suit then. pls
adc420 No.2260509
>>2260506
He's actually Scottish.
>>2260508
Who is him
4b1646 No.2260510
>>2260509
The one she married.
c14541 No.2260511
>>2260474
nice
im gonna watch a movie with the bf then sleep i think, make the most of his last night before work.
adc420 No.2260512
>>2260510
Yeah, he'll probably agree to that.
4b1646 No.2260513
>>2260512
well, a dog isn't necessarily be a furry, otherwise murdering furries would only be considered animal cruelty.
adc420 No.2260514
>>2260513
Isn't necessarily be a
adc420 No.2260516
48a8be No.2260517
>>2260511
What are you gonna watch?
>>2260504
Oh, I won't both with the Other Units because I want to control the hero too. Thanks for educating me.
What's the other game you play?
f8a70b No.2260518
adc420 No.2260519
a4025a No.2260520
a12306 No.2260521
48a8be No.2260522
>>2260521
Which one is ikt again? I forget.
a12306 No.2260523
48a8be No.2260524
>>2260523
Is Netherlands Dutch/ I don't know what country Dutch comes from. Anyway, how are you Colbs?
a12306 No.2260525
>>2260524
Yes, yes it is.
I'm pretty good, just a little bored. You?
48a8be No.2260526
>>2260525
Alright, I'll try and remember that.
I'm just sipping my cider cans and smoking as usual. Not looking forward to doing homework tomorrow, I always leave it till the last day.
a12306 No.2260527
>>2260526
Smoking cigarettes or...?
What class?
48a8be No.2260528
>>2260527
Smoking cigarettes, and I got a Teacher's Assisstant course I'm doing. Gonna learn how to be a teacher someday.
a12306 No.2260529
>>2260528
Takin' a drag of a fag? I took a long time coming up with that, you better laugh
4b1646 No.2260530
>>2260528
what kind of teacher? science?
48a8be No.2260531
>>2260529
>>2260529
*chuckles, but only a little bit*
>>2260530
Well first I want to be a teacher in a primary school so you cover most subjects, but I want to work my way up to be a film teacher in college and then a media and communications tutor in uni.
4b1646 No.2260532
>>2260531
dam. hope that turns out excellent.
e30d2b No.2260533
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll!
a12306 No.2260534
>>2260531
HARDER, DAMN IT.
4b1646 No.2260535
>>2260533
gay sex, cocaine, & korean pop?
e30d2b No.2260537
>>2260535
As long as it is all in excess....
>>2260536
The pee and anime thing I might not be able to get behind though. That might be the step too far.
adc420 No.2260538
>>2260537
What about anime pee?
>
e30d2b No.2260539
>>2260538
But that is just a mixture of the two....how does that make it better?
a12306 No.2260540
>>2260538
Even the normies are hyping up that anime, is it actually any good?
adc420 No.2260541
>>2260539
It makes it exponentially better.
e30d2b No.2260542
>>2260541
Can I fuck you and then piss on you while we watch anime? I might be ok with that arrangement.
adc420 No.2260543
>>2260540
Yeah, it's pretty great.
a12306 No.2260544
>>2260543
I read the basic premise so I get the idea but like... what's good about it?
f8a70b No.2260545
Is Goblin Slayer good shit
adc420 No.2260546
>>2260544
Well the most important thing is the dude only wants to kill Goblins, so there's no dumb mc with harem bullshit involved.
And rape, lots of rape.
a12306 No.2260547
>>2260546
Interesting.. might look into it
f3137c No.2260548
>>2260545
do you like D&D 5e?
a12306 No.2260550
>>2260549
Yeah that's one of the things I've seen
adc420 No.2260551
>>2260547
There's only 2 episodes though.
48a8be No.2260552
>>2260534
I'm all laughed out, sorry. Gonna finish my can and then buy some cake.
4b1646 No.2260553
>>2260542
grim gets first dibs on that boihole.
a12306 No.2260554
>>2260551
There's always the manga
>>2260552
Laaaaaaaame. I put my trust in you
adc420 No.2260557
>>2260554
Watching anime together is more comfy than reading manga together though
a12306 No.2260558
>>2260557
Nothing says romantic like excessive amounts of goblin rape!
9f95e5 No.2260559
They barely even show any actual goblin rape.
a12306 No.2260560
Implied rape is still rape
#metoo
#triggerwarning
48a8be No.2260561
>>2260554
That was your first mistake, why the hell would anyone trust me?
Anyway, what cake should I get?
a12306 No.2260562
>>2260561
I don't know if British cakes are like American ones, it could be like ordering chips and getting fries
I JUST DON'T KNOW
48a8be No.2260563
>>2260562
No point, ASDA is closed, RIP me.
9e96aa No.2260565
>>2260332
its a bit late but i learned basics from my english teacher, who was japanese not some pedo sexpat
from there i learned a bit on 2ch's academy board (english learning board) then i went to w2ch when that was a thing and learned more,
when i had enough english to communicate in it (really bad english) i went to 4chan
and from there ive just been learning since i guess
i also have a friend who helped me and i teach him japanese in exchange
f3137c No.2260566
>>2260562
British cakes are actually cakes made from real ingredients. while American cakes are mass produced cakes made out of corn and sawdust.
a4025a No.2260567
>>2260565
thats really interesting and drawn out, most westerners who arent american just pick it up from seeing films.
Also do you think Hiroyukis book would be worth reading?
9e96aa No.2260568
>>2260567
Hiroyuki's book?
probably not
a4025a No.2260569
>>2260568
What is the common citizen opinion of him?
48a8be No.2260571
>>2260570
>In Japan, migrant raids and deportations turned into TV entertainment
Jesus christ that's genius, I would totes watch that. We got 'Can't Pay, We Take it Away', now where is 'Can't Stay, You're going back home'? One of my mates is an illegal immigrant and I would love to see the look on his face if he were to be deported, because fuck him, he should've got his degree.
f3137c No.2260572
>>2260571
we already had afew cop shows in the same vain.
so yeah I'd be happy with this.
48a8be No.2260573
>>2260572
Not that I'm super glad that someone's deported, but I do like reality tv shows where they show some cunt in distress. Like cop shows, or Can't Pay.
f3137c No.2260575
>>2260573
every illegal deported is another criminal off my countries land.
9e96aa No.2260576
>>2260569
anyone who posts on 2ch
hes a two faced, greedy, backstabbing piece of shit
average person
who is he? or they know about his money laundering scandal from the news and thinks hes scum for it
newsokur dqn
hiroyuki was a good boy he did nothing wrong it was all jim of course, jim was doing everything which is why hiroyuki made a 2ch clone to scrape 2ch to continue to mine data not because he was doing it himself
2ch isnt safe anymore come to our reddit board where we downvote you for having 2ch opinions!
but mostly no one cares about him
>>2260570
im watching that
i never thought fuji of all channels would broadcast it
>CRACJP
>Tokyo
every fucking time
hope he gets drugged by a nigerian
and of course asashi picks the story up and cries about racism, they were better when they were owned by the emperor, now theyre just left wing bullshit
f3137c No.2260578
>>2260576
I've long since learned to read outside of the half truths and opinions.
5cec42 No.2260579
>>2260566
>eating cake
Lardass.
4b1646 No.2260580
f3137c No.2260582
>>2260579
it's been forever since I last had cake actually.
5cec42 No.2260583
>>2260582
Also British cars are made out of Prit Stick and semen but you don't see me bitching.
f3137c No.2260585
>>2260583
absolute lies and slander. our cars are made to last. American cars aren't.
5cec42 No.2260586
>>2260585
>Lucas Electrics
>British Leyland
>Rover anything
You're a pigshit stupid nigger, know that?
adc420 No.2260587
>>2260584
Hey hey, doin' alright?
48a8be No.2260588
Welp, ate my supper, now I'm off to bed. Nini cunts.
f3137c No.2260589
>>2260586
>companies that was bought out by americans are now shit.
who would have thought.
9e96aa No.2260590
>>2260578
i dont trust most of the media here, most are far left jcp supporters
Tokyo Paper (far left paper) reported only 5% of the peope they surveyed support Abe, which is bullshit
f3137c No.2260591
>>2260590
it's how it is nowerdays. half of almost every countries people are actually enemies of the country.
5cec42 No.2260592
>>2260589
Lucas electrics were shit when they went in during the 70s, British Leyland was always shit- Hell, Triumph were the brain trusts still using swing arm rear suspension in the late 70s- British cars are just pigshit terrible.
f3137c No.2260593
>>2260592
you drove those cars back in the day yeah or is this all second hand knowledge?
4b1646 No.2260594
>>2260590
40% of everyone here don't believe the news and just come up with bullshit they want to believe that can never be proven or is already dis-proven.
9e96aa No.2260595
>>2260591
we need domei back, cant trust the media to be truthful
>>2260594
your news doesn't have the best record for factual recording
f3137c No.2260596
>>2260595
don't trust names. the BBC is hailed as all sorts of journalist of the people and yet it's absolutely not anymore.
5cec42 No.2260597
>>2260593
I've drove and worked on them- Also 40 years doesn't change swing arm suspension design from being swing arms suspension design.
896fc9 No.2260598
>>2260587
yeah. home from work and a couple errands finally. wyd?
f3137c No.2260599
>>2260597
fair enough then I can't really argue with first hand experience.
5cec42 No.2260600
>>2260599
Then say it with me now "British cars are pig fuckin' terrible!"
4b1646 No.2260601
>>2260595
not because they didn't try. There is an ethical standard.
9e96aa No.2260602
>>2260596
kyodo is fine, its basically domei under another name
>>2260601
what do you mean?
f3137c No.2260603
>>2260600
you'll have to blow it through my served head. American mutt.
896fc9 No.2260604
f3137c No.2260605
>>2260602
>Kyodo News is a nonprofit cooperative news agency based in Minato, Tokyo. It was established in November 1945 and it distributes news to almost all newspapers, and radio and television networks in Japan.
neats.
4b1646 No.2260606
>>2260602
The media might get things wrong but it's not like they actually plan on it. Some of the media does but people know the names of them places and don't have the same standards as others (Breitbart).
Some of the media here only exists because they are known to have a bias to a certain viewpoint and aren't really going by any standard of conduct.
5cec42 No.2260607
>>2260603
>le 56% maymay
Know what the other 44% is? Freedom. I can rev my car and not be arrested for revving my car in a "racist manner."
9e96aa No.2260608
>>2260605
theyre the remnants of domei who were the state news
>>2260606
>The media might get things wrong but it's not like they actually plan on it
www
the news in japan purposely avoid calling koreans caught in crime by their korean name or will not name them if they dont have a japanese name
>>2260607
keep believing in your freedom lie
5cec42 No.2260609
>>2260608
And a ching chong nip nong to you, young lady.
f3137c No.2260610
4b1646 No.2260611
>>2260608
Maybe it's just bias and not actual deception?
f3137c No.2260613
5cec42 No.2260614
>>2260610
>believing that getting arrested =/= going to jail somehow makes it any better
GAWD SAYUV TEH QUEEN
9e96aa No.2260615
>>2260611
Yes them reporting Koreans under Japanese names and ignoring they are Korean is just my bias and in no way the zaincihi media trying to cover up
>>2260609
still have more freedom than you
5cec42 No.2260616
>>2260615
HERRO PREASE, WHERE CREAM CHEESE RANTON?
f3137c No.2260618
and also stole alot of money from some transporting business
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/jailed-co-op-boss-ronnie-hutton-697315
>>2260614
>get taken down to the station to work out this mess is the same as getting charged and sent to the chopping blocks in america.
good to know.
ee8ab1 No.2260619
>>2260617
Just got home. Paid off my mom and grandma.
5cec42 No.2260620
>>2260618
>get taken down to the station for revving engine
lol
5cec42 No.2260621
>>2260619
Gonna spend all the next incoming dosh on dragon dildos?
f3137c No.2260622
and also won an award for something
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2011/12/this-years-shortlist-for-the-ronnie-hutton-memorial-prize/
>>2260620
it's for his protection as well figuring out what's up. why would you have preferred him to get acid attack of peace as a result of this?
5cec42 No.2260623
>>2260615
I ASK WHERE CREAM CHEESE RANTON CHOP CHOP CHING CHONG
5cec42 No.2260624
>>2260622
>having to worry about acid attack for revving engine
ee8ab1 No.2260625
>>2260621
I still have a bit more debt to pay, but I want a salt water tank.
f3137c No.2260626
>>2260608
always nice to see good people doing what they love doing.
5cec42 No.2260627
>>2260625
Gonna get fucking sharks or some shit?
e2de13 No.2260628
>having to worry about getting shot for revving engine
00f9db No.2260629
e2de13 No.2260631
>>2260629
Because putting your dick in different things is all pretty much the same at the end of the day
5cec42 No.2260632
>>2260628
>Australia attempting to throw shade
Lol, are you guys even allowed to drive anymore? Last I checked you were getting arrested for having cars "lowered too much"
ee8ab1 No.2260633
>>2260627
I want to get a reef looking set up.
If not then I might do a river set up with sting rays and arrowana.
00f9db No.2260634
e2de13 No.2260635
>>2260632
I'm sorry I'm not going to attempt to decipher wildly incorrect bullshit spouted by a subhuman like yourself. Contact me when your country has reached a level that can be called civilization.
00f9db No.2260637
>>2260631
better off making that /b/ sex toy out of corn starch... only to discover corn starch melts under body heat
00f9db No.2260638
>>2260636
kk ima stahp nao... sorry to damage your fragile sensitivities
5cec42 No.2260639
>>2260635
Keep getting arrested for having a "hood that obstructs view of pedestrians" Australians are cuckholds.
4b1646 No.2260640
>>2260615
well, i was talking about the media there, not a bias of yours.
>>2260629
f3137c No.2260641
>>2260638
I'm delicate crockery
896fc9 No.2260642
i wish the cum lube tube wasn't extra $
e2de13 No.2260643
>>2260639
>letting fat fucks who need a literal ton of metal to get their lazy ass from a to be obstruct you from walking
Is there any country on earth more cucked than America, tbh?
55b3c6 No.2260644
00f9db No.2260645
srsly tho wheres all the white women?
i feel the need to sexually hass something to get my rocks off
>>2260640
thats a whooole lotta dragon dildos right there
>>2260641
i know, i can sense that about you... you just keep being a sensitive nice guy, maybe one day a fucked up poobutt will bang you
00f9db No.2260646
>>2260642
kinda want to get you a self cumming dildo for excellent bukkake imagery
ee8ab1 No.2260647
Anon never gets me butt toys.
5cec42 No.2260648
>>2260643
>not burning the very remains of the million year dead to fuel your advance your locomotion
What kind of cuck still uses their feet for transportation?
00f9db No.2260649
>>2260647
we just dont know each other well enough fam... my desire to ship things is contingent on level of cuteness
00f9db No.2260650
it really is just that black and white
00f9db No.2260651
would legit ship butt toys to MFF, js
896fc9 No.2260652
>>2260646
i kinda want the tentacle BD one tbhfam
896fc9 No.2260653
f3137c No.2260654
>>2260645
like a kintsugi spider. I needs me some bubble wrap. also what kinda poobutt.
f3137c No.2260656
also I used to buy people things.
shit times tbh.
00f9db No.2260658
>>2260654
the fucked up kind... cesarian scars, genital herpes.
one day youll obtain this
ee8ab1 No.2260659
>>2260649
I'm cute though.
ee8ab1 No.2260661
I use to send people home made cookies and brownies.
00f9db No.2260662
>>2260659
i simply have no way of knowing this
f3137c No.2260663
>>2260658
bring on the scars. no thank you to the herpes.
00f9db No.2260665
>>2260663
the combination is like a mythical unicorn
ee8ab1 No.2260666
>>2260664
I don't even know you.
f3137c No.2260667
>>2260665
so I'll get free immortality if I drink it's bloods?
>>2260666
I know me isn't that enough?
ee8ab1 No.2260668
896fc9 No.2260671
>>2260657
not the mega big one, but yeah.
ee8ab1 No.2260672
Grim is probably the only anime poster I would send cookies to anymore honestly.
00f9db No.2260673
>>2260667
yeah... but its extra powerful by drinking the sloppy juices from the squishy love holes
00f9db No.2260674
>>2260671
interesting model... what would you use this for?
>he asked inquisitively suggesting he didnt already know
f3137c No.2260676
>>2260673
I'm sure you're leading me on the right path looking after my best interests.
00f9db No.2260677
>>2260672
maaaan... whats up with the personal bias bro?
pls send me cookies... laced with something psychedelic in nature. i fukken love substances
00f9db No.2260678
>>2260675
fucking spoiled brat
896fc9 No.2260679
>>2260674
tentacle rape manga play-along I guess.
e2de13 No.2260680
>>2260648
One that doesn't live in the middle of fucking nowhere and instead lives somewhere relevant. Only cucks sit in traffic for hours on end.
Alternatively people that aren't fat lazy fucks.
00f9db No.2260682
>>2260676
do you want unicorn immortality before the singularity or not!?
ee8ab1 No.2260683
>>2260677
He's just the only one I really trust or have a real fondness over.
f3137c No.2260685
>>2260682
singularities aren't a problem. just throw the clown in and hope for the best.
00f9db No.2260686
>>2260679
its nice youre blossoming and becoming less shy as time goes on....
>>2260681
distracting me with your anime asses wont be effective when there are cookies to be had
672742 No.2260687
>>2260686
wnedys double choco chippers are to die for
00f9db No.2260689
>>2260683
so sad at this point
>>2260685
wait... what?
00f9db No.2260690
>>2260687
i like subways white choco chip macadamia... but im basic af
672742 No.2260691
>>2260688
how many hours are you from NC
e2de13 No.2260692
Tentacles are the most patrician fetish, prove me wrong.
672742 No.2260693
>>2260690
white choco macadamia used to be so exotic
but not its just the baseline
same for asiago cheese
5cec42 No.2260694
>>2260680
>Australia
>relevant
672742 No.2260695
>>2260692
I contest with /ss/
f3137c No.2260696
>>2260689
ever played ss13?
896fc9 No.2260698
>>2260686
I'm way shyer irl
e2de13 No.2260699
>>2260694
>America
>civilized enough to even be called a country
You're basically the white version of somalia tbh
>>2260695
Trash tier. Femdom and cowtits are both for fags and it always comes with those two.
00f9db No.2260700
>>2260692
imo googirl hentai is far superior
>>2260693
we need some sort of combination chocolate cookie with berry fuits for super awesomeness
672742 No.2260701
00f9db No.2260703
>>2260698
we will get you there eventually... tentical sex toys is a step in the right direction