3d26e2 No.2259905
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Yotes and Hoes Edition.
4e4386 No.2259908
>>2259904
oh that's right you're one of us aren't you
how are you qt desu
0413ed No.2259909
0413ed No.2259911
>>2259908
Alright, sat on a bus wishing i had the bf with me instead of taking care of errands solo. Was supposed to have a day out with him today but the useless fucking wankers at his new employers office cant do a fucking online site induction that doesnt require you to take the next 2 days plans and scrap them while you wait on emails.
d91187 No.2259914
slow down fellas i cant keep up
9b6f23 No.2259915
>>2259911
oh well that sounds unfortunate
good luck with those errands I suppose
0413ed No.2259916
>>2259915
Yeah, on way home now. Hows your day?
9b6f23 No.2259917
>>2259916
I ate some lunch and I played some RO2 and that's about all I can remember doing today
it was ok
0413ed No.2259918
>>2259917
Anything good for lunch?
9b6f23 No.2259919
>>2259918
pasta from greggs
not bad for something £2.50 and pre-packaged but not exactly anything to write home about either
0413ed No.2259920
>>2259919
Could be worse
Got any plans for the evening?
9b6f23 No.2259923
>>2259920
more video games
more imageboards
0413ed No.2259924
>>2259923
Sounds like a plan. Anything good planned for tea?
9b6f23 No.2259925
>>2259924
nothing planned, I'm neither that big of a chef nor that big of an eater in general
9b6f23 No.2259927
but I won't eat anything bad
not a kebab at 1am like some unsavoury fellows I know
0413ed No.2259928
>>2259925
I like food a little too much tbh. Got pizza for tea.
>>2259927
Kek, rip scanner
tbf not all of us can be blessed with places that sell spanish omelette at 2am
9b6f23 No.2259929
>>2259928
nice desu ne, I wish I could go back to being able to enjoy food as much as I once did but I guess those days are gone
wasn't thinking of anyone in particular with that statement desu, did something maybe happen to scanner
d0639e No.2259930
>>2259929
ded. asphyxiation by dick
9b6f23 No.2259931
>>2259930
sounds tragic but in retrospect scanner's lifestyle made an early death almost impossible to avoid
9b6f23 No.2259932
not that my days aren't numbered
d0639e No.2259933
>>2259931
sometime we'll all post our dicks in memoriam.
0413ed No.2259937
tfw you never saw steves dick
>>2259929
rip loafie
i may have overeaten
nah, he just did exactly that the other day
65744c No.2259938
what is the point of these webms
3d26e2 No.2259939
didnt ren get run out of /imouto/ xD
b5cf7f No.2259943
>>2259941
thats not a bad dick
d0639e No.2259944
6a2ba7 No.2259945
pretty bad when someones penis becomes a recognizable meme in a community
we are on that path
b5cf7f No.2259946
how good it looks probably helps
b5cf7f No.2259947
and stevean was a handsome looking dude
b5cf7f No.2259948
the fuck happened to my name?
d0639e No.2259949
>>2259945
sounds like a fun community. At this point, a lot of posters are older and just wasting time being here which can be boring.
b5cf7f No.2259950
i mean what community isnt improved by a surplus of good looking dudes with good looking dicks?
b5cf7f No.2259951
>tfw going through loods folder and remembering posters whove long since left
b5cf7f No.2259954
671934 No.2259955
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hello thread. Today has been a good day.
Think I need more booze? I only have one can of cider. Fuck it, be right back, gonna get some more cider. Feels wrong not drinking in thread.
b5cf7f No.2259956
sup scanner
i too desire drink but it might be unfair if the bf cant drink as well.
9b6f23 No.2259958
>>2259955
oh hi scanner
I was misled into believing you were dead
671934 No.2259960
>>2259957
Just because I sold my laptop and ended up in a mental hospital doesn't mean I'm ded.
>>2259958
When did you last see me? Was it the Crazy Saga when I was locked up in a loony bin and sold my laptop, thus not coming online for ages?
>>2259956
Never a bad situation to drink. Hell, people drink after funerals so you know that shit's good.
>>2259959
DING DONG
BRIT BONG
LET'S GET OUR DICKS LONG.
235c6b No.2259961
>>2259960
think ill curl up on the couch with him and a rum and cock later then
got any plans for the evening?
9b6f23 No.2259962
>>2259960
I don't remember that happening but it could be the case
I want to say that it was a couple months after you decided to stop bringing your mum here but I don't know if you decided to bring her back again after what was to me the last time so I'm not sure if I should say that desu
671934 No.2259963
>>2259961
>>2259961
Drinkan and shitposting till night.
Don't really have much planned, but I think I'll get my homework done tomorrow. I was gonna meet up with my mate in Liverpool but he's working so it's just me home alone now.
>>2259962
I don't think my mum doesn't really want to shitpost so I'll keep her away for now. What have you been up to Loafie?
235c6b No.2259964
407fbd No.2259966
b5cf7f No.2259967
man, its like im 2012 again
292f92 No.2259968
whom will get the 9quads? only time will tell.
d0639e No.2259970
>>2259960
i just went with what was being talked about since i could add this to the discussion >>2259930
292f92 No.2259972
>wemims on my grey anal probing banks.
where my gamer dudes at so we can level up on this gamergirl.
9b6f23 No.2259974
>>2259963
not much desu
I never do get up to much
671934 No.2259977
>>2259970
Someone has to have been killed by dick. I heard there was this woman got sent to hospital and needed a stomach pump because she drank too much semen.
>>2259974
Apart from my studies, I don't get up to much too. Life can be a drag.
d0639e No.2259978
>>2259977
I don't know. that would have to be a whole lot of semen. Her orifices were probably jello by then or she had a container with 100 jism sessions for that.
671934 No.2259979
>>2259978
Plus it's just a rumor so it could be false. Googled Death by Semen and it came up with a lot of interesting results.
Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to Having Sex with a Dog
d0639e No.2259980
>>2259979
maybe she was allergic to dogs and didn't know it.
3cc18a No.2259981
671934 No.2259982
>>2259980
She was allergic to the semen specifically.
292f92 No.2259984
>welcome to the military. we got afew questions before we send you to basic training.
>what are your allergies?
<dog semen
407fbd No.2259985
>>2259983
Cannibalism is not allowed
88f46a No.2259986
>>2259985
It's just a small bite!
ef3fd5 No.2259987
>>2259981
False alarm homo.
dac493 No.2259988
I always knew the dutch had a taste for human flesh.
407fbd No.2259990
>>2259986
That's how it starts
ef3fd5 No.2259991
>>2259989
Shouldn't have, there was one of those filthy women involved.
3cc18a No.2259992
>>2259991
Oh lame.
Girls are awful.
ef3fd5 No.2259993
>>2259992
The absolute worst, truly.
671934 No.2259994
3cc18a No.2259995
>>2259993
Maybe I can be your dog.
ef3fd5 No.2259996
>>2259995
Cats are better though.
88f46a No.2259997
>>2259990
but where does it end?
407fbd No.2259998
2f9d2a No.2259999
Gonna study all day for finals. Do you guys have any plans for the weekend?
292f92 No.2260000
>>2259994
nighters
>>2259999
you got them!
3cc18a No.2260001
>>2259996
If you like being wrong, sure.
88f46a No.2260002
>>2259998
people ruin all the fun
407fbd No.2260003
>>2260002
People are literally 50% of cannibalism
407fbd No.2260005
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3cc18a No.2260009
>>2260008
I"m lurking while I clean.
Though I'm taking a break 'cause laundry is hung up to dry.
407fbd No.2260010
dac493 No.2260012
I remememember when it wasn't dead
e83583 No.2260013
>>2260012
Been a long time since them days
292f92 No.2260014
discord killed alot of boards like this one and also is why alot of traffic died out as well.
3cc18a No.2260015
That and the toxic personalities that frequent the boards.
e83583 No.2260016
Video killed the radio star
dac493 No.2260017
>>2260013
tbh I'd classify a couple of months ago as not dead even, it's just been quiet at the moment
292f92 No.2260018
>>2260015
those fuckers are still here.
3cc18a No.2260019
>>2260018
Well yeah. We--- I mean they never leave.
292f92 No.2260020
>>2260019
I really wanted to leave.
407fbd No.2260021
d606e1 No.2260025
reinstalling drivers is so lame
d0639e No.2260026
>>2260025
the longer it takes and the more it asks you to do, the worse it is.
At least it isn't like the 90's. Plug n pray.
83c5f9 No.2260027
its friday
gotta get down on friday
tell me
WHERE TF MAI TP
d5a2c7 No.2260028
There's a dirty joke somewhere in 'plug and pray'
407fbd No.2260029
I miss leaving my parents computer on overnight for multiple days to download a game
e83583 No.2260030
>>2260028
That's what all those Catholic priests were doing
83c5f9 No.2260031
i miss folks not crying for they mummy and daddy when they grown ass men...
d606e1 No.2260032
>>2260026
How effective can a system restore be?
I feel like I should just start over real quick.
d606e1 No.2260033
lol I got it to work again, but only with headphones.
But my headphones are half-broken. fml
407fbd No.2260034
>>2260033
One cup not working?
d606e1 No.2260035
>>2260034
yeah. my super old $5 earbuds are finally kickin' it.
rip
83c5f9 No.2260036
>>2260033
better call the geeksquad...
292f92 No.2260037
>not living close by your parents so you can have meals with them so you don't become strangers.
d606e1 No.2260038
>>2260036
fuck no. I don't want them gankin' my avatar folders bro
407fbd No.2260039
>>2260035
Fucking hate that shit
83c5f9 No.2260040
>respecting your elders
>>2260038
theyd legit do that too, especially your hentai
d606e1 No.2260041
<living close enough but you still don't
d606e1 No.2260042
>>2260040
I don't even have that much.
292f92 No.2260043
>>2260040
respecc
>>2260041
do it. it's nice once in awhile.
83c5f9 No.2260044
>>2260042
theyd gaffle it all and talk shit about it later like
"can you believe them, all this porn what a perv"
then fap to it later
d606e1 No.2260045
>>2260043
I'm on a slow rotation of my direct family. I just hung out with my sister on Tuesday.
>>2260044
Sounds like here lol
fkn nerds
d0639e No.2260046
>>2260028
This says it:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plug%20and%20pray
>>2260032
I'm not sure on that actually. I'm a little behind on times these days. I'd probably acquire a disk for the operating system and back everything up, wipe out the partition that the operating system is on and reinstall. A lot of work, especially for myself, personally with a zillion programs i "have to have".
292f92 No.2260047
>>2260045
that reminds me. my sister gotten her new home recently. going to have to visit.
83c5f9 No.2260048
>>2260043
nuuuu theyre old now and lack a remedial grasp of technology in any form... even shit they used to know all about
83c5f9 No.2260049
>>2260045
geeks, i swear.... man it feels good to be a nerd
292f92 No.2260050
>>2260048
that'll be you in afew years.
83c5f9 No.2260051
>>2260050
yep... then my kids can talk shit about me... its a fair trade
d606e1 No.2260052
>>2260046
idk i'll deal with it for a while. I just need to get new headphones tbh no harm no foul i guess.
>>2260047
mmhm That's where I went to see. She did good. Now I gotta get a fkn house grr
>>2260049
what's the difference?
d5a2c7 No.2260053
>>2260046
That isnt dirty at all
>>2260030
This is in the ballpark
292f92 No.2260055
>>2260051
they wont because I'll be raising them right.
>>2260052
it's pretty over rated tbh. just get enough space to do the basics and land to work for foods.
83c5f9 No.2260056
>>2260052
geeks are know it all condescending hipster assholes... nerds are your lovable neighborhood kids, maybe a slight respiratory problem, occasionally get laid
d606e1 No.2260057
d0639e No.2260058
>>2260052
I bet you can find an excellent pair on sale like at newegg or something. Then again it might be nice if you can test them.
>>2260053
this >>2260054
virus protection
prevents infection
83c5f9 No.2260059
>>2260055
this situation would not end well for you...
>>2260057
glad i could lend to clarity to this for you
292f92 No.2260060
>>2260059
what could possibly go wrong.
83c5f9 No.2260061
i think my neighbor is watching a negro gangsta movie.... all i hear is automatic weapons fire and gangsta rap
hes a skinny white boy
e83583 No.2260062
>>2260061
Studies have shown that there can be a correlation with whiteness and love of gangster rap
d606e1 No.2260063
>>2260058
I'm good with another cheapo pair of pharmacy earbuds tbh.
but idk i do want a good headset that doesn't hurt my piercings so I'd prolly have to test them in person.
d0639e No.2260064
>>2260063
Mine are massive wireless ones that have tape on them since i do outside stuff like shoveling snow and broke them. Pretty nice and useful actually.
83c5f9 No.2260065
strangely the few black folks in my area are the most well behaved. all the white folks are on bathsalts, heroin and meth
>>2260062
are you a fan of gansta rap?
e83583 No.2260066
>>2260063
I like the aesthetic of this image
>>2260065
Every once in a while it's okay
d606e1 No.2260067
>>2260066
I'm suddenly into 60s models^^
83c5f9 No.2260068
>>2260066
oh? what are your top 2 favorite gansta rap albums?
8a71dd No.2260069
>>2260067
Do you like Bettie Page?
83c5f9 No.2260070
srsly... how can you rape her mouth hold with that damn dome on her head
e83583 No.2260072
>>2260067
They had some cool looks for sure, and some unique faces
>>2260068
Eeeehhhh.... I don't really listen to rap in terms of albums like I do other genres. I'd probably point to like NWA for the most part
292f92 No.2260073
>>2260070
obviously with a diamond-hard penis.
8a71dd No.2260074
>>2260070
Bukkake helmet torture. put nozzle over face apparatus and fill mostly with water;
hire 100 japanese men to fill the rest
83c5f9 No.2260075
>>2260072
ok ok... i get where youre coming from
>>2260073
yeah, sorry. the answer there was plainly obvious
292f92 No.2260078
>>2260075
I needs me to state the obvious. you got it.
83c5f9 No.2260079
>>2260074
...and this option seems less obvious somehow
d606e1 No.2260080
I HAVE NO AUDIO SDOGjhp;gsdhuiogpduih
8a71dd No.2260081
>>2260079
it's the costs involved, man.
the costs!
83c5f9 No.2260082
now this is crazy talk... but like
what if you removed the head dome thing
raped the face hole
then replaced the helmet after?
292f92 No.2260084
>>2260082
are you fucking crazy?
e83583 No.2260085
>>2260073
Diamond penises are a girl's vagina's best friend.
>>2260075
Yeah, it's like I enjoy some of it but not enough to dive deep into the genre ya know
d606e1 No.2260086
how do you feel about gummy bear enema though?
83c5f9 No.2260087
>>2260080
have you tried plugging it in? very common mistake
d606e1 No.2260088
I love this song chiri-san
d606e1 No.2260089
>>2260087
I'm using my shitty headset as speakers lol
they hurt my ears :(
83c5f9 No.2260090
>>2260084
i know, it was nuts.... fuck, i was going to suggest getting her consent next but now im not so sure
292f92 No.2260091
>>2260090
consent is for hipsters and the dead.
83c5f9 No.2260092
>>2260089
adjust the muffler bearing, its next to the wobbler plate... you know
by the flux capacitor
8a71dd No.2260093
>>2260082
What if we build a porn empire solely on publicity stunts like filming the most outrageous things we can think of and find financial backers and actors who would agree to it and be paid mostly in stock in the company?
Like, why be smalltime?
Publicize an actual shoot where a trained magician who holds their breath is put into such an enclosure to where her nose and mouth are just above the surface of the water.. and there are literally 1000 guys lining up over the hole, all getting sucked off on the way there, and they're trying to fill it up while she's trying to battle the clock, but she's also allowed to drink it too, and the longer she lasts the multiple she gets paid $$$
d606e1 No.2260094
>>2260092
my blinker fluid was low lol
83c5f9 No.2260095
>>2260091
i could just ask nicely... because that was in the sixties and shes probably dead now
8a71dd No.2260096
she'll be fine for oxygen if she stays calm, as the opening is in the top.
292f92 No.2260097
>>2260095
oh by all means then.
d0639e No.2260098
>>2260092
Those fucking touch screen fountain soda machines. I thought i was in back to the future and expected to see people riding around on hover boards outside after that.
ef3fd5 No.2260099
>>2260092
>not torquing the turbo encabulator
Fucking brainlet
6a2ba7 No.2260100
>>2260093
no one in porn has the self-respect or ability to be that business savvy
83c5f9 No.2260102
>>2260093
you have such a creative imagination
>>2260094
>>2260099
>>2260098
oh man
83c5f9 No.2260104
>>2260097
and if she isnt dead.... she soon will be. i wont need to kill her after, which is typically the case
ef3fd5 No.2260105
Oh yeah, eat shit Kelevra you fucking faggot.
292f92 No.2260106
>>2260104
naturally. it's the only proper thing to do.
8a71dd No.2260107
>>2260102
you're right, it would come across as really misogynistic- it should be a unisex event, and we also hire a bunch of good squirters too, so the open-air fluffing show is catered and everything.
Rooftop. thousands of extras fluffing each other on a rooftop with the scuba helmet girl in the middle. Drone shots, man.
8a71dd No.2260108
the scuba diver can only start ingesting the bodily fluids after a certain point of time and no sooner.
tiny fans inside the helmet will spin the concoction around for effect and also so she doesn't just drink the water.
Everyone will wonder if she's going to puke or not.
It'll be LIVE on PornHub
8a71dd No.2260109
It'll be like a Radiohead video GONE WRONG
d606e1 No.2260110
imagine what a 5" quadcopter prop would do to a fluffed penis
8a71dd No.2260112
>>2260110
that isn't a good representation of skin or living tissue.
still won't be anything to shrug off with a bandaid no matter where you get hit.
d606e1 No.2260113
>>2260111
You get the idea though.
I'll break ur fluffed peen
d5a2c7 No.2260114
>>2260113
No you won't, because it is more fun when it's whole~
d606e1 No.2260117
>>2260114
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That image tho
I really identify with that lmao
d606e1 No.2260120
d606e1 No.2260123
>>2260121
I'm starting to feel personally attacked ^~^'
9f0efb No.2260124
>>2260120
Im erecting an empire in stellaris.
Although I have ownership of my neighbour, I still have size jealousy.
d606e1 No.2260125
>>2260124
steller what now?
292f92 No.2260127
sins of a solar empire is superior tbh.
6a2ba7 No.2260129
9f0efb No.2260130
>>2260125
Space and Advanced civilizations!
Im obliterating any who dont adhere to my peoples ways.
Those who do, they become my ho's
>>2260127
Yeah i loved sins, but you can do much moar in stellaris
also pretty 3d planets
292f92 No.2260131
>>2260130
endless space 2 tbh.
dac493 No.2260132
SoSE is a very different type of game tbh
a fuckin ace one though
292f92 No.2260133
0c07fd No.2260134
>already 16 episodes behind on the new season
I blame Hepty
a74acd No.2260135
Galactic sims are like playing Microsoft Excel with spiffy animations.
d5a2c7 No.2260136
>>2260134
Same
I dropped everything last season
but bunnygirl is cute
9f0efb No.2260137
>>2260131
Ive yet to play that and had been meaning to, forgot about it though
I get now.
0c07fd No.2260138
>>2260136
I'm really enjoying their banter so far.
>
Zombieland Saga is painful to watch.
Slime has been fun.
Need to watch more episode 2s tonight
292f92 No.2260139
>>2260137
hope you like card games for battle-actions.
9f0efb No.2260140
>>2260135
If you enjoy such games, you can get into the zone state for houuuuurs
>>2260139
Played the first and enjoyed it.
muh spaic games
d5a2c7 No.2260141
>>2260138
Just one pocky?
Keep me updated, I'm trying to get back into it but I've been lazy
I did enjoy the goblin hunter one, despite the stupid controversy.
0c07fd No.2260143
>>2260141
The whole box.
I'm enjoying Yagate Kimi ni Naru, but it's probably going to turn to shit in like 2 more episodes.
Anyone who was upset about it can just not watch it.
People who get upset over fiction and then try to shove their self-righteous opinions in my face are the worst.
a74acd No.2260144
>>2260140
I like space combat sims. Empire sims? Eh. Civ games' small kept is honestly what kept them orientated. The world was the goal and that was pretty much defined and the scope of it showed the moment you start.
Galactic empire sims always felt like you simply...kept doing whatever until a bell dinged. I can't explain the feeling I got playing them other than that. From the onset, the goal was just "you will never have any indication or feeling of what the limits are" which adds to the expansive feeling but gameplay wise or goal wise, it just makes it feel like there's no real progress as you go along.
d5a2c7 No.2260145
>>2260143
I thought it was actually kind-of refreshing
If you go into a humanoid monster den and are not prepared, what do you think is going to happen?
9f0efb No.2260146
>>2260142
*whispers in your ear*
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
>>2260144
I love my combat sims too.
Love Elite Dangerous, but I've yet to play a game that captures me like Freelancer did.
0c07fd No.2260148
>>2260145
Exactly, doing things like that is one of the main reasons that the novel / manga is so well praised.
292f92 No.2260149
>>2260146
slant texts you
spoilers
9f0efb No.2260150
d5a2c7 No.2260152
>>2260148
I should find the manga
a74acd No.2260153
>>2260146
>not playing Independence War Deluxe Edition on Windows 98
9f0efb No.2260156
>>2260153
Freelancer was better booo
>>2260154
Acquire avorion
Fungame
0c07fd No.2260157
>>2260152
It's monthly release so it feels pretty slow.
292f92 No.2260159
>>2260156
how fun is this fun.
9f0efb No.2260160
>>2260159
Ship modules and parts are just blocks, but the building isn't in 1st person.
Its not void of life like so many games seem to be, too.
7d9f3b No.2260163
>tracer's house is stocked with alcohol
>can't find a single bottle opener anywhere
7d9f3b No.2260164
fuck I'm stupid, it was the handle on the wine corker thing
it blended right in
d5a2c7 No.2260165
>no bottle opener on your keychain
You made a mistake
ef3fd5 No.2260166
>not being able to open a bottle with a lighter
7d9f3b No.2260167
>>2260165
I don't drink though
I just wanted to cook the sausage in beer since it tastes better that way
>>2260166
I don't smoke either
ef3fd5 No.2260168
>>2260167
>not smoking
I see you don't want to look super fucking cool either.
8a71dd No.2260169
>>2260166
>not being able to open a bottle on a surface with a corner or some bite like a curb
d5a2c7 No.2260170
>>2260167
Is still something useful to have
I let other people use mine more than I actually use it
7d9f3b No.2260171
>>2260168
nah I don't care about that sort of thing
I just focus on the things that I personally think are cool, I couldn't care if some bitch nigga doesn't like me
>>2260170
I don't have friends or go places with drinking involved lol
School, work, home w/ tracer, family
I actually used to have one on my keys for that same reason you mentioned but I took a lot of stuff off there cause I never used it
ef3fd5 No.2260172
>>2260169
Open it on a curb and you either lose a quarter of your drink on the ground or your fine motor control rams the ass into blacktop and breaks the fucker- Open it on the corner of something like a counter and you get the landlord or somebody's mom bitching "WHO SCRATCHED THE GRANITE"
7d9f3b No.2260173
I also used to have bump keys for Kwikset and other major key lock brands
pretty sure they were illegal
8a71dd No.2260174
>>2260172
walls exist, dude
d5a2c7 No.2260175
>>2260171
Mine looks like a fish, so it is decorative too
ef3fd5 No.2260176
>>2260174
If they're drywall and mud you just sent a chunk of sheetrock outta the thing- If it's got heavy duty trim I suppose you could get away with it.
ef3fd5 No.2260177
>>2260171
Your taste is ass though, you wore shutter shades like a toolbag.
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7d9f3b No.2260179
>>2260177
1) they were free
2) i wore them maybe and never in public, I was bored in class when I took that pic
3) that was literally 2011 or 2012 and I was 16 or 17 jesus christ dude
7d9f3b No.2260180
ef3fd5 No.2260182
>>2260179
Remind me to give you a bomb collar for free then because you're as pigshit stupid when you were seventeen as you are now.
8a71dd No.2260183
>>2260176
well that's not my problem, is it?
3cc18a No.2260184
582090 No.2260185
I feel like that anon has some deep seated insecurities he should work out.
7d9f3b No.2260186
clint has some anger problemos
ef3fd5 No.2260187
>>2260183
You're the guy at parties who relocates the television out the nearest window, aren't you?
ef3fd5 No.2260189
>>2260184
Clockwork this one
7d9f3b No.2260190
>>2260188
it's like her butt is not only insanely fat, but also has huge tumors
lawdy that's criminal to do that to a body
8a71dd No.2260191
>>2260187
if you're being literal, no- ...
no, but the one giving suggestions to the easily controlled.
ef3fd5 No.2260192
>>2260185
Hot take there, Sigmund- Gonna ask what my relationship with my Mom is like next?
d0639e No.2260193
>>2260190
at least she's trying to reverse it.
7d9f3b No.2260195
>>2260193
oh yeah of course, I didn't mean it in a mocking way
it's just insane how much fat a body can put on
but yeah i agree, anybody in the gym is doing good stuff and doesn't need to be mocked
>>2260194
-hugs-
ef3fd5 No.2260196
>>2260191
I knew a fella like you once- He was the reason there were drunken late night hot pepper eating contests in our houses.
8a71dd No.2260197
>>2260196
I plead the fifth
ef3fd5 No.2260198
>>2260194
Why the hell would the word 'collar' summon you from the abyss? Is it predicated on the notion only dogs wear collars and that dogs and collars are a package deal- Or, God forbid, YOU want the collar.
3cc18a No.2260199
>>2260198
Haven't I shown you the one I wear?
I have 2.
7d9f3b No.2260200
I ate 5 sausages, lettuce, a bell pepper, and a steamed zucchini
so full
d0639e No.2260201
>>2260195
I wonder if they could get more business if they give away a free krispy kreme donut after the first 600 calories burnt.
ef3fd5 No.2260202
>>2260197
Well hey, at least nobody got hurt and there definitely isn't the body of a missing seventeen year old buried in a shallow grave on the outskirts of a Vancouver suburb.
8a71dd No.2260204
>>2260202
That's being very specific, officer.
ef3fd5 No.2260207
>>2260204
*he's onto us take the shot*
ef3fd5 No.2260208
>>2260206
I blame you for this.
7d9f3b No.2260209
>>2260201
the gym i used to go to gives away free pizza and bagels on two days every month
>>2260205
yes I'm sure you survived from birth without food long enough to understand English and type a response
292f92 No.2260210
>>2260209
how did you know?
3cc18a No.2260211
>>2260208
Where did you find this image of me?
7d9f3b No.2260212
>>2260210
I've been told that I'm 'gifted' before.
292f92 No.2260213
>>2260212
wooow. I wish I was given gifts.
ef3fd5 No.2260214
>>2260212
Was that before or after they handed out helmets on the short bus?
ef3fd5 No.2260215
>>2260211
I was the cameraman don't you remember?
292f92 No.2260216
>>2260214
that was close but something like "yeah. gifted a head protector" would have been deep cutting.
ef3fd5 No.2260217
>>2260216
Well shit, I ain't gifted in the high-falutin' wit y'all across the pond are! Cut me some slack.
292f92 No.2260218
>>2260217
no I think you've got what it takes kiddo. just remember that if you need to set up some explanation to your bantz. it's going to hit softer.
ef3fd5 No.2260219
>>2260218
I don't know whether to feel patronized by this statement or mildly touched
292f92 No.2260220
>>2260219
go and bantz to the extreme.
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7d9f3b No.2260224
>sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl~
>FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S "FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED"
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3cc18a No.2260226
My friend showed me that meme too.
7d9f3b No.2260228
playing red dead redemption :3
sleep meds should knock me out soon
gonna work over 11 hours tomorrow :(
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7ab472 No.2260236
>>2260235
Why is Sinni so fucking dumb
3cc18a No.2260237
>>2260236
Don't know, don't care.
I don't want to be a part of it.
7ab472 No.2260238
>>2260237
You're a REAL wet blanket you know that?
a65ba2 No.2260241
a girl pissing herself out of fear is pretty hot
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d170c2 No.2260246
>>2260241
<Wish likes this
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