23f761 No.2257471
How many Japs can you fit in in a Ford?
2 in the front.
3 in the back.
900,000 in the ashtray.
e9f0b0 No.2257473
You need a bigger ash tray tbh
534609 No.2257474
i dont think you understand how nukes work
a1f3ac No.2257475
That's where the firebombs come in
534609 No.2257476
>>2257475
firebombs didnt kill 900,000
you need to add the nukes + firebombs to get that number
a1f3ac No.2257477
>>2257476
move the nuke corpses under the firebombs
ff2d24 No.2257478
>>2257471
why go through the effort imagine how long it's going to take to sweep up all those ashes
just leave them there
e9f0b0 No.2257479
a3eebc No.2257481
Got my rogue half mythic geared and I'm still bad at wow
e9f0b0 No.2257482
>>2257481
>wow
>not oldschool runescape
88bff8 No.2257483
Fun fact:
Revy is the product of incest.
Carolina has a higher rate of incest than even West Virginia.
a3eebc No.2257484
>>2257482
But I hate runescape
>>2257483
Fun fact, this is probably false as my dad is a second generation immigrant and my mom's family have been poor rednecks and farmers for generations
88bff8 No.2257487
>>2257485
Fun fact:
You can alleviate loneliness by going outside and making friends.
e9f0b0 No.2257488
e9f0b0 No.2257489
>>2257485
See >>2257486
You have an invitation to revs bed
cf13d0 No.2257490
>>2257486
*snuggles*
the bed i downgraded to is tiny....
>>2257487
couldn't find any
>>2257489
:)
f2aa62 No.2257491
go outside for once you weeb faggots
b1e9c7 No.2257492
I did yesterday. I got lost trying to get home and drove in circles for an hour before I found the highway to take me home.
cf13d0 No.2257494
outside didn't work
fail
bad advice
ur wrong
"good day sir" -wonka
a1f3ac No.2257495
>>2257491
that sounds horrifying
who knows what could be out there
05f7d0 No.2257497
i dunno if i stole these from gilgamesh dude back in the day or something but they've been on my comp for years. planes daaard
f2aa62 No.2257498
a1f3ac No.2257499
>>2257496
fuck all
studying shit and playing shitty card games on the internet
05f7d0 No.2257500
>>2257499
whatcha studyin? truee. i can't play cards fo shit
cf13d0 No.2257501
>>2257498
it didn't work that way
f2aa62 No.2257502
>>2257501
Thats because youre trash
05f7d0 No.2257503
>>2257501
oi luka we've met before but who are you again? luka?
f2aa62 No.2257505
f2aa62 No.2257507
05f7d0 No.2257508
soz i keep forgetting who is who, esh.
05f7d0 No.2257509
i'd probably remember you though >>2257506
just takes sometime, eh?
cf13d0 No.2257510
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2257507
yes, pretty girls are awesum~
>>2257509
what do u mean?
05f7d0 No.2257511
>>2257510
I can't hardly remember who you are at the moment, but I'd probably remember you if we talked for a while. Like, things can trigger memories right? I'd remember just I haven't thought about it.
05f7d0 No.2257513
>>2257512
.. were we in like, a steam chet or something?
cf13d0 No.2257514
>>2257513
/b/ 4chan anime threads
8chan animus threads
i've been around the whole time
05f7d0 No.2257515
>>2257514
was i even here that much doe? can you even remember me?
534609 No.2257517
>>2257491
youre the one posting on a japanese website
05f7d0 No.2257518
>>2257516
sorry. kinda think my memories not as good as it used to be. i've been kinda focused on other stuff and now all i remember is shitty schematics and keyboard shortcuts for pronto .. was why i was saying I probably know you but honestly I've tried escape reality so many times I don't think I even know who I am anymore lel ;-; kill me
cf13d0 No.2257519
>>2257518
no
you were the funny drunk aussie guyu from tiny chats that rambled funny!
05f7d0 No.2257520
>>2257519
oooooh. ;-; dat was ages ago now
05f7d0 No.2257521
>>2257519
did you ever cam?
cf13d0 No.2257522
>>2257520
yeah video with your room covered in beer cans everywhere!
>>2257521
no
e9f0b0 No.2257523
05f7d0 No.2257524
>>2257522
yaa das was me, been a while now though right? i dunno
cf13d0 No.2257526
>>2257524
i see u around occasionally
e9f0b0 No.2257527
I think i may have just unintentionally given a guest the go ahead to bring round psychedelics
e9f0b0 No.2257528
Alright, how do i let him down on this? telling him ive had too many sweets lately has him attempting to convince me that i can enjoy a bit of it and now im almost certain they will be laced with something on account of the small batch size.
cf13d0 No.2257529
e9f0b0 No.2257530
>>2257529
I already said yes tho before
cf13d0 No.2257531
e9f0b0 No.2257532
>>2257531
Like, 10 minutes ago
cf13d0 No.2257533
>>2257532
save them for later
f2aa62 No.2257534
How do you even do that? Are you retarded?
05f7d0 No.2257535
>>2257526
eegh, maybe. sorry i'm kinda sporadic.
cf13d0 No.2257536
>>2257535
That's a pretty pic~
I hope to see you around moar!!
:)
you seem nice
a37afe No.2257537
05f7d0 No.2257538
>>2257536
esh, wouldn't go that far! but thanks, you're pre nice to
cf13d0 No.2257539
>>2257538
*hug* she's a cutie!
i like the pics your choosing ^_^
97a84a No.2257540
>>2257537
Just say you changed your mind, you beta cuck.
a37afe No.2257541
>>2257540
already dealt with it, i just kinda had an "oh fuck" moment
a37afe No.2257544
97a84a No.2257545
Should have just taken the drugs tbh fam
399ad8 No.2257546
qt you absolute fucking wanker
give me some
97a84a No.2257548
>>2257547
The milk on that cookie looks funny.
e69f95 No.2257550
>>2257548
I bet it tasted funny too.
534609 No.2257551
>>2257549
oh thats a hokkaido
97a84a No.2257552
>>2257550
Well it probably did. That milk looked like it was past the use by date.
e69f95 No.2257553
>>2257552
like it was produced by a set of balls.
97a84a No.2257555
>>2257553
Cows dont have balls. Don’t be silly.
f1a785 No.2257556
I was hoping that was MFF so I could call him out for trying to look at cow balls.
b571cb No.2257557
e69f95 No.2257560
>>2257555
Human balls. Pumped threw the urethra.
>>2257556
An 83 year old told me how her and her sister used to throw stuff at hog's nuts back on the farm when she was young. She's a religious virgin but not a nun.
b571cb No.2257561
>>2257560
>An 83 year old told me how her and her sister used to throw stuff at hog's nuts back on the farm when she was young. She's a religious virgin but not a nun.
How did this come up?
534609 No.2257562
>>2257559
it means smile/grin
f1a785 No.2257563
>>2257560
So there was this one time where 30 dudes all got on the ice and took turns chasing after another set of 30 guys who also took turns running away.
The dudes doing the running were called the Chicago Blackhawks.
It was great
cf13d0 No.2257564
>>2257562
:O
oh kewl~
yey happy ferret too!
97a84a No.2257566
>>2257560
But that was milk.
cf13d0 No.2257567
>>2257565
lol
silly kittens ♥
i sleep now
e69f95 No.2257569
>>2257561
The mention of looking at cow balls.
>>2257563
I believe that it was called something else. The name of that one city about 100 miles north of Seattle eludes me at the moment.
>>2257566
from a human crotch source.
f1a785 No.2257570
>>2257567
>09:38
But Luka-chan you'll miss Thanksgiving dinner!
f1a785 No.2257571
>>2257569
The one invaded by a bunch of rats?
97a84a No.2257573
>>2257569
Milk doesnt come from there. Where did you learn about human biology?
e69f95 No.2257574
>>2257573
From a metaphor consortium.
f1a785 No.2257575
>>2257572
Those cornflakes look disgusting.
e69f95 No.2257576
>>2257575
too much corn flakes in the bowl, not enough milk?
796b5d No.2257577
>>2257575
Your cornflakes look disgusting.
b571cb No.2257578
ur cornflakes look disgusting
534609 No.2257580
>>2257576
how do you know that's japanese
796b5d No.2257581
>>2257580
Ever travelled abroad?
534609 No.2257582
>>2257581
been to china and korea
that's it
ive been to ryukyu if that counts
e69f95 No.2257584
>>2257580
Looks like it's actually Taipei.
Weird stuff is associated to Japan frequently. webm definitely related.
e69f95 No.2257585
>>2257583
My imagination is taking me places right now.
Maybe you should try to seduce Madie.
b571cb No.2257586
<Maybe you should try to seduce Madie.
534609 No.2257587
>>2257584
i see a lot of weird porn claim to be japan when it isnt, there was a porn thing in taiwan claimed to be japan recently
we do have some weird porn and tv shows though
f1a785 No.2257588
>>2257585
You imagine a lot of things.
>>2257586
'Ey gurl, what's poppin'? 😉
97a84a No.2257589
adaff4 No.2257590
A day at the cinema/retail therapy and Japanese cuisine really tuckers you out.
Also;
Should have dropped three on them Nip cunts.
b571cb No.2257591
>>2257588
Greetings. I was streaming some games earlier. Giving my computer and myself a short break.
how have you been?
>>2257590
That's all the fun stuff tho!
What movie did you see?
e69f95 No.2257592
>>2257587
It's nice when asian girls go elsewhere and there is no censor on it.
Maybe instead of saying japan, people should just say asian.
>>2257588
a lot of good shit
534609 No.2257593
>>2257592
jim use to run a website that did i think www
adaff4 No.2257594
>>2257591
Venom, starring the man crush
Good movie, they teased something too which I will not reveal in case I spoil it for others.
At least I got a new denim jacket for my retail trouble.
796b5d No.2257595
>>2257582
Ah not to any Western country eh
>>2257583
Rub
8a0524 No.2257596
time for two tests.....booooo.....
534609 No.2257597
>>2257595
nope, i dont have any plans to either
f1a785 No.2257598
>>2257591
Oh yeah? What'cha playing?
I've been pretty okay, just trying to enjoy my last few days of freedom before the end-of-the-year hell begins.
399ad8 No.2257599
>>2257597
just find somewhere nice to live in japan, why move
e69f95 No.2257600
>>2257593
I just remembered where I used to find a lot of things. https://javfor.me/
b571cb No.2257602
>>2257594
Please don't spoil anything. I actually wanted to see that one x_x
denim jacket
yo, for real tho. these are coming back. i've seen so many people wearing them lately.
>>2257598
Spelunky and TrackMania Turbo have been my games lately. Before you make fun, know that I'm a hopeless casual when it comes to vidya.
As in? Like Holiday woes or like school stuff?
adaff4 No.2257603
>>2257602
I'll say no more, then. I really enjoyed it. Tom is, like always, a brilliant actor. There are some nice little hints at the expanded universe.
It is brill.
And yeeee, they seem to be! I have wanted one for years but never had the confidence to actually get one. Now ive taken the plunge. Mostly since getting my Docs, I wanted to complete the look. Denim, boots, maybe some flannel.
It is warmly trimmed inside so it'll mostly function as a winter/evening attire.
All I need now is something in leather and I will be generally pleased with my current get up.
534609 No.2257604
>>2257599
i do have somewhere nice to live in japan
id rather travel japan than the west
safer too
>>2257601
i would rather travel japan
i dont need to learn a language, it's safe etc
f1a785 No.2257605
>>2257595
Rub this owo
>>2257602
Don't worry, Trackmania was my jam a few months ago :3
I picked up the new Mario Party and managed to dump 20 hours into it with my friends this weekend already.
Mostly work stuff, we have demos at the end of October, November, and January so things are probably going to get a little bit hectic soon ^^
51afdd No.2257606
can the retarded give consent?
adaff4 No.2257607
>>2257606
Depends on their disability. But in your case, no.
796b5d No.2257608
>>2257604
I wanna go to Japan once.
>>2257605
OwO tell me ur Christmas stress you aren't in catering or something
399ad8 No.2257609
>>2257604
id rather travel in japan too, but you fucking japs will give me dirty looks for being a gaijin
534609 No.2257610
f1a785 No.2257611
>>2257608
Ikt pls, you know where I work.
b571cb No.2257612
>>2257603
wew. always nice to like how you look^^
flannels are super comf.
>>2257605
Some of these seem impossible to get gold but I'm getting closer to the ranking I wanna be. Mario Party was always a fun time. Mini games are the shit.
ooh that's shit. Probably will make time fly at least.
399ad8 No.2257613
or w/e the fuck word you guys use im phone posting sorry it wont let me say that word
534609 No.2257614
>>2257609
i would get looks in america too
>>2257613
you got it right
796b5d No.2257615
>>2257610
Why there?
I might actually go nexto year.
>>2257611
nvm just read the thing about deadlines.
Apparently my company's in the big ol' stress as they're releasing two products but they're behind schedule lol
399ad8 No.2257616
>>2257614
yea wow maybe someone would want you to do their math homework, no ones going to think you are a terrorist unless they are some crazy old extremist and those are dying out
534609 No.2257618
>>2257615
it's very old and traditional
avoid nigerians if you go to tokyo, they drug and mug gaijin a lot
>>2257616
i have a feeling i would get broken japanese spoken tome a few times
796b5d No.2257619
>>2257618
Nigerians? Tokyo?
I don't look like a foreigner on first glance.
adaff4 No.2257620
>>2257612
Damn straight yo! how is your day?
534609 No.2257621
>>2257619
didnt you say you werent a hafu?
im confused are you dutch or asian?
>nigerians
theres about 2000 nigerians in japan, most in tokyo, one where i live got arrested
about 80% are involved in crime
a lot of nigerians own bars and they spike the drinks and mug you after you pass out
b571cb No.2257622
>>2257620
p good so far.
smonk n pizza leftovers lol
796b5d No.2257623
>>2257621
I'm 0.0% Japanese!
Also 0.0% White!
534609 No.2257624
>>2257623
are you chinese?
adaff4 No.2257626
>>2257622
SMONK THE PEEBA! It is the natural evolution! Sounds bomb AF
796b5d No.2257627
>>2257624
To be honest I don't know what the fuck I am.
399ad8 No.2257628
>>2257618
Wowwwwwwww
I feel SO BAD for your potential stay in america, where people might try to badly speak your language to you while you are there, sooooo sorry
399ad8 No.2257629
>>2257627
megumin is an alien explosion loli
534609 No.2257630
>>2257627
im confused
what are you
>>2257628
i dont get what youre trying to say
you act like you would be killed in japan
796b5d No.2257631
>>2257630
Let's keep it at Dutch with Vietnamese parents.
534609 No.2257632
>>2257631
you'd look like a foreigner, if youre viet you should avoid kyushu
kansai and ikuno have a lot of viets
751f43 No.2257633
I connect with this character
c1a9a5 No.2257634
The daily need to make explosions is just a metaphor for Megumin's masturbation addiction
c1a9a5 No.2257636
BD probably knows this cos he's high IQ enough to like FLCL
751f43 No.2257637
man the universe is scary, I had LITERALLY just started a conversation about FLCL and why the new seasons suck
c1a9a5 No.2257638
Eventually, the male MC starts going with her whenever she makes the explosions, from which we can interpret that Konosuba is hetero trash
796b5d No.2257639
>>2257632
:sob:
I just wanna be Takumi.
b571cb No.2257640
534609 No.2257641
>>2257634
i read the ln its true shes a slut
c1a9a5 No.2257642
I think part of why I smonk so much weed is that I don't make explosions daily anymore
I have so much energy right now even after working out and it's why I'm super high
>>2257637
Memes aside I didn't even really like the first one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2257640
ay gurl how u
>>2257641
What does she do
534609 No.2257643
>>2257642
she fucks the mc
>>2257639
idk who that is but if you only care about otaku stuff just save yourself trouble and go to akihabara
c1a9a5 No.2257644
I made an explosion last night tho, it hasn't even been 24 hours
>>2257643
Lol how old is she exactly
b571cb No.2257645
>>2257642
ayy gettin smonked
534609 No.2257646
>>2257644
17 when they fuck i think
at least 14 which is legal
270ab7 No.2257648
ask a guy who just got back from a road trip and needed to see you folks coz he missed you anything.
b571cb No.2257649
>>2257648
make erio 'splode all over himself pls
c1a9a5 No.2257650
>>2257645
I'm full of hellfire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I9pTxRYDlE
Mac Miller is inspiring because he got rich while being high all the time
>>2257646
Is 14 actually legal anywhere in Japan? I thought that was the national age of consent but that local laws make it higher everywhere
>>2257648
Tell me what exactly about my cock u missed, and be detailed
270ab7 No.2257651
erio at this point i need tou to stop containing your orgasms
>>2257649
say no more fam
>>2257650
the fact that when im away the sense that i need to slice it off with a butcher knife lingers
c1a9a5 No.2257652
>>2257651
>erio at this point i need tou to stop containing your orgasms
You're ordering me to cum? That's pretty gay
534609 No.2257653
>>2257650
our age of consent isnt black and white
the age at which a person can give consent on their own depends on the prefecture
but the age of sex is different, if i wanted to fuck a 13 year old id need the parents blessing, and theres more to it, i dont know the exact law but it isnt as simple as american law
so if you could convince the parents, a judge and a child you could fuck a 13 year old
b571cb No.2257654
hue hue hue
i'll get u to explode
2e4a91 No.2257655
270ab7 No.2257656
>>2257652
at maddies request... of course
b571cb No.2257657
<so if you could convince the parents, a judge and a child you could fuck a 13 year old
270ab7 No.2257658
796b5d No.2257659
<so if you could convince the parents, a judge and a child you could fuck a 13 year old
adaff4 No.2257660
No wonder bebop moved to japan
534609 No.2257662
not like either of you could convince the child let alone the parents
270ab7 No.2257663
maybe if i whored myself around like kamuu things might be different
2e4a91 No.2257665
>>2257658
hiii sama how are you doing buddy
>>2257661
hell yeah
270ab7 No.2257666
>>2257665
mighty fine i reckon
mhmm
2e4a91 No.2257667
>>2257666
are you gonna pway red dead redemption the prequel? : 3
c1a9a5 No.2257668
>>2257653
Lmao
Make sure to get written permission from the parents for u to fuck the 13 year old
>>2257654
I already turned down an e-ho today who tried to intercept me as I was about to go exercise
That would have been the worst time to make cummies
I'm surrounded by succubi
>>2257656
What a complicated fetish
>>2257664
ay gurl how u
534609 No.2257669
>>2257668
idk if it has to be written
but its a really old law from the shogunate i believe, theres a few newer regulations added
retards will still claim its black and white however because americans cant comprehend laws having context
270ab7 No.2257670
>>2257667
i nerfd mah console... thats a negateif
>>2257668
well i mean... she is cuter than you
adaff4 No.2257671
These Violent Delights, Have Violent Ends.
2e4a91 No.2257672
>>2257668
just woke up
kinda dehydrated today so that suck
only 18 more days hehe :3
it's been a little too rainy here the past week too so i havent had the chance to rumble with my buddies either and im realbummed about that cause its gonna be getting too cold to go outside here soon and also a good friend of mine i used to sp[end alot of time with decided he wants to join so we've been teaching him and he's been learning pretty fast
wbu
2e4a91 No.2257674
>>2257670
ill pour out some of that fancy Valentine wine for you ;~:
270ab7 No.2257675
whose with me here?
Erio was beaten with the ugly stick yeh?
2e4a91 No.2257676
>>2257673
good mohning kissle what kinda fun are you up to today?
b571cb No.2257677
>>2257668
sorry not sorry^^
I'm good with some good ol' attention too tho~
270ab7 No.2257678
>>2257674
wait... is this wine from february?
2e4a91 No.2257679
Anyone here watch mcgregor vs khabib per chance
2e4a91 No.2257680
>>2257678
it doesnt exist until the game ccomes out uwu
270ab7 No.2257681
>>2257680
well damn lol
as long as its fresh
and not that shit in the loot crate thats been someones shelf for 10 years
b1e9c7 No.2257682
>>2257676
Is it morning? I have been up for 24 hours now. I have been doing nothing, which is unfortunate I wanted to do things. How about you?
adaff4 No.2257683
adaff4 No.2257684
>>2257679
lol nigga got whooped
c1a9a5 No.2257685
>>2257669
Getting it written would make it safer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And yeah I know in China laws are just suggestions; as long as u don't make a ruckus while breaking the law, no one cares
>>2257670
Obviously, I'm too high T and godlike to be cute in that way
For some reason I'm still the one a """straight""" male is ordering to cum tho
>>2257672
18 more days til what?
I should learn jiujitsu and fight u to the death IRL like u requested
I'm pretty good; getting super baked
>>2257677
-pets your hair- ♥
b571cb No.2257686
>>2257679
I heard about it.
and a coworker replicated his monkey dance or w/e
26e565 No.2257688
b571cb No.2257689
>>2257685
-is good kitty-
I'm having my recreational cry rn lol
c1a9a5 No.2257690
I wonder if anyone unironically still thinks they can make war against me
>>2257687
ay gurl how u
>>2257689
What's wrong? -hugs tightly- ♥
2e4a91 No.2257691
>>2257682
you on the left and also you on the right
You gotta go to sleep wtf
Especially if you gotta work soon..
I have been playing on my mpc music production thing and found out a new way to chop songs where basically i just jack the whole song and can play it with my drums over it.
very very good techniqiue for public performance
very excited to go out and perform
I just need to lean about some kind of portable speaker that I can also recharge>>2257681
that isn't bluetooth..
>>2257681
LOL
gimme that chest loot wine
>>2257684
bro did you see that wwe shit that happened after?
>>2257685
or judo or wrestling I guess
if you're ever in the midwest ive got mats
>>2257686
LOL it's like a fortnite emote.....
534609 No.2257692
c1a9a5 No.2257693
>>2257691
U told me I could bring a gun but I won't
I'll terminate u in the death battle w/ my bare hands
>>2257692
Kind of yeah lol
270ab7 No.2257694
>>2257683
LOL REKT
>>2257685
dude you hit af srsly
>>2257691
better preorder your red dead loot crate then too breh
2e4a91 No.2257695
>>2257693
if you're gonna start acting like a bitch first thing i start posting im just not going to talk to you
No idea why you're trying to start shit again this morning
I even responded earnestly and offered to accomodate you on my mats earlier
b1e9c7 No.2257696
>>2257690
Sleepy. Been up too long, but I can't seem to get to sleep yet. Shoulder is bothering me every time I try.
>>2257691
Work lol. I need to do homework. My family seems to be in and out of the hospital a bunch lately so I've been obnoxiously busy.
Blue-tooth sucks, my headphones with it always cut out.
2e4a91 No.2257697
>>2257694
while I wanna one hundred percent support rockstar for one of my favorite series
The rewards and pre order bonuses for this game are bs and also the collectors edition crate that doesnt even come with the game is some jew fuckery
534609 No.2257698
>>2257693
why mention china?
c1a9a5 No.2257699
>>2257694
Idk ebonics but I think ur trying to fuck me again
>>2257695
I'm just meme-ing LOL
-huggu-
>>2257696
Try sleeping in a different position?
adaff4 No.2257700
2e4a91 No.2257701
>>2257696
You've been in school as long as I've known you
hopefully you get out before too long
and also hopefully the hospital shit stops.....
Better to be busy than to be bored i guess (sometimes)
Also bluetooth is GARBAGE
it has a bad audio delay when i do live music stuff so i cant work with it
270ab7 No.2257702
>>2257697
does they atleast ship a plastic gun and cowboy hat with little Sherrif badge?
c1a9a5 No.2257703
>>2257698
To say I'm aware that Asian countries don't care about laws as much as here where we have freedum
270ab7 No.2257704
>>2257699
dude you so fucken ugly the elephant man take a step back like daaaayum
2e4a91 No.2257705
>>2257702
look at this bs holmes
100 bucks
doesnt even include the game
534609 No.2257706
>>2257703
oh no we care about laws, they just arent black and white or simple
china have all these laws so they can arrest you when they feel like it
b1e9c7 No.2257707
>>2257699
It's a shoulder so I only have a few positions available to me unfortunately. Eventually I'll get tired enough that I just fall over. I have to wear a bulky brace to sleep so that is what gets in the way of positions. Tomorrow I should know if I get to sleep with the sling off though. Hopefully I get permission, I'm super done with it.
>>2257701
I have failed pretty much always and then get back in. The hospital stuff has been one long streak of me breaking my shoulder badly then one of my parents breaking her leg super badly which she's still recovering from and got an infection which has required two surgeries, one being today. It's super annoying to play maintenance with visiting and bringing her stuff she wants.
c1a9a5 No.2257708
>>2257704
-does "ba dum tss" but on ongo bongo drums cos it's a black people joke-
>>2257706
They don't seem to feel like it often
270ab7 No.2257709
>>2257705
well at least they give you a world map
im sold
534609 No.2257710
>>2257708
we have the highest conviction rate in the world what do you mean
270ab7 No.2257711
>>2257708
you make this look doable
2e4a91 No.2257712
>>2257707
i almost forgot you skrewt up that shoulder
Did they at least give you anything to help with the pain?
Shoulder injuries fuckin suck
I have a hard time sleeping if im not on my shoulder too
We had to deal something like that with my grandpa a few yuears ago and even though it's a drag ya gotta do it
wont lats for TOO much longer I'm sure
>>2257709
hell yeah lol
So whats up in your life sama i missed you buddy
270ab7 No.2257713
>>2257712
i cant even count the number of times ive told rockstar to shut up and take my money...
lifes great beh... supwitchu
c1a9a5 No.2257714
>>2257707
Make sure to eat enough and get enough nutrition; you'll heal faster ^^
>>2257710
You do? I was responding to what you said about China
>>2257711
That looks like a jewess
Good job with being attracted to ur own race like you're supposed to
We don't want u mixing with us either
270ab7 No.2257715
>more attractive than erio
>>2257714
that was a fucking narwal!
havent you seen a fucking narwal before you uneducated uglycunt
534609 No.2257716
>>2257714
oh i understand
china regularly use those stupid laws to arrest people who they think are threats
you wont hear about it ever
china literally sell human organs but they dont mention it
2e4a91 No.2257717
>>2257713
I was really losing faith after gta V and gta V and max payne 3
wasnt really a fan of the nitty gritty style of any of them so
hell yeah....
I set up my work schedule last year so that I get thursdays and saturdays off but recently someone joined my work who is like a fucking retard idiot mildly autistic guy who i cant deal with working with so I told them Im not gonna work fridays until he leaves so starting next month I get
thursdays fridays and saturdays off (just in time ehh?)
so im happy about that
me and my brother have been going up to see my old man and roll jitsu with him and I know he's been enjoying seeing us and it's nice to see him too so that's good too
i bought a custom made guitar that the neck ended up a little thin on it so i've been trying to sell that for a while too unsucesfuly but i just gotta be patient I know I will]
b571cb No.2257718
>>2257690
nothing nothing! It's still a good release tho.
-huggus-
>>2257691
oh snap they'll probably do that next.
a37afe No.2257719
>>2257546
get here and you can have some fgt
c1a9a5 No.2257720
>>2257715
It's so kawaii how u think u can successfully bully if u try hard enough :3
>>2257716
Yeah I guess they probably do repress a lot of info
But as long as u don't shit talk China you can pretty much do whatever
>>2257718
What caused it though? ^^
270ab7 No.2257721
sloth be all damn erio ugly
>>2257717
rockstar needs to make like 16 bit version of duckhunt... red dead edition
>>2257720
its literally not worth trying any harder than posting retards at you
534609 No.2257722
>>2257720
>But as long as u don't shit talk China you can pretty much do whatever
nope www
Uyghurs dont have to shit talk to be genocided
c1a9a5 No.2257723
>>2257721
You should try a different angle; you might find an insecurity :3
>>2257722
Aren't they Muslims tho?
270ab7 No.2257724
>>2257723
nah, im good here
b571cb No.2257725
>>2257720
the saddest cartoon moments compilation.
534609 No.2257726
>>2257723
not all
still being genocided by the PRC
c1a9a5 No.2257727
>>2257724
Have fun, Erio loves you ♥
>>2257725
Sounds normal then :3
>>2257726
Well they have to get them all just to be sure they got all the Muslims
270ab7 No.2257728
b1e9c7 No.2257730
>>2257712
I have most of the stuff left, I don't really take pain meds if I can avoid it.
She should be out eventually, she broke it two months ago now and she hasn't been home since really.
>>2257714
I might make some tuna or something.
c1a9a5 No.2257731
Honestly guys I think Sama is kind of obsessed with me
Maybe I should just cyber him like he wants
b571cb No.2257733
>>2257727
who said it was abnormal. recreational crying is a thing
b571cb No.2257734
abort mission abort mission
26e565 No.2257735
>>2257734
I bet you would take it like a champ. Not waste a drop.
534609 No.2257736
>>2257727
chinese have genocided dozens of other ethnic groups
say what you want about japan but we never genocided any ethnic groups to extinction
2e4a91 No.2257737
>>2257730
that's definateley for the best
no need to get caught up in an addiction if you can help it
I used to have lots of friends who got into poppping pills and doing painkillers that I dont associate anymore with
that stuff changes people :(
take care kissy probably see you next time i drop by :
thanks for talking to me and I hope things get better :3
c1a9a5 No.2257738
>>2257730
Sounds good :3
I haven't had tuna in a while
>>2257733
You made it sound like it was just random
51afdd No.2257739
i'm going to get buff then fuck elma
c1a9a5 No.2257740
>>2257736
Why haven't you?
c1a9a5 No.2257741
ur not a serious country unless you've genocided an ethnic group or two
64fddf No.2257742
>Maybe I should just cyber him like he wants
534609 No.2257743
>>2257740
because chinks breed faster than insects its impossible to get rid of them
the other ethnic groups are alright
c1a9a5 No.2257744
>>2257742
I'm kidding
I wouldn't knowingly cyber a jew
>>2257743
Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under; it will lift you up
534609 No.2257746
>>2257744
even the mongols couldnt kill of the han
theyre literal insects, they live in trash and breed like rabbits
b571cb No.2257747
>>2257735
u wot m8?
>>2257738
did not!
>>2257739
try it see what happens
51afdd No.2257748
n wartime Southeast Asia, the Overseas Chinese and European diaspora were special targets of Japanese abuse; in the former case, motivated by Sinophobia vis-à-vis the historic expanse and influence of Chinese culture that did not exist with the Southeast Asian indigenes, and the latter, motivated by a racist Pan-Asianism and a desire to show former colonial subjects the impotence of their Western masters.
The Japanese executed all the Malay Sultans on Kalimantan and wiped out the Malay elite in the Pontianak incidents. In the Jesselton Revolt, the Japanese slaughtered thousands of native civilians during the Japanese occupation of British Borneo and nearly wiped out the entire Suluk Muslim population of the coastal islands. During the Japanese occupation of the Philippines, when a Moro Muslim juramentado swordsman launched a suicide attack against the Japanese, the Japanese would massacre the man's entire family or village. In Southeast Asia, the Manila massacre of February 1945 resulted in the death of 100,000 civilians in the Philippines. During the Second Sino-Japanese War the Japanese followed what has been referred to as a "killing policy", including killings committed against minorities like Hui Muslims in China. between 1937 and 1945, the Japanese military murdered from nearly 3 to over 10 million people, most likely 6 million Chinese, Koreans, Malaysians, Indonesians, Filipinos and Indochinese, among others, including Western prisoners of war.
b571cb No.2257749
b1e9c7 No.2257750
>>2257737
Okay you too.
>>2257738
Yeah, I like it. Fairly healthy meal too. High protein.
270ab7 No.2257751
>erio doesnt want in my ass
c1a9a5 No.2257754
>>2257745
I'm too picky to truly meet the slut ideal
All I can do is encourage promiscuity in others
>>2257746
There are nukes now; we even tested them on u
>>2257747
Idk, we're both baked ^^
>>2257750
>High protein.
That's part of why dead animals in general are great to eat
>>2257751
I'm just shitposting when I act like I do, bakaaa~ >///<
b571cb No.2257755
>>2257752
yeah, probably.
>>2257753
y-you wanna move in together??
b571cb No.2257756
>>2257754
i'm gonna take another bong hit for satan now. you should do the same
534609 No.2257757
>>2257748
I said we never made any extinct
Brits have done far worse since the war ended alone
most of what you said is bullshit anyways we had, the korean population literally doubled under japanese occupation
>>2257754
we would literally have to nuke half the world to achieve that
c1a9a5 No.2257758
>>2257756
I don't own a bong but I'll smonk the rest of this bowl
b1e9c7 No.2257760
>>2257754
I'm going on a special diet thing soon that's mostly just protein and fat.
c1a9a5 No.2257761
>>2257757
Once you nuke most of them then you just have to dedicate your country to hunting down and killing the rest of them for as long as it takes
51afdd No.2257762
>>2257755
yeah. I'd pay your rent if you're good.
b571cb No.2257763
c1a9a5 No.2257764
>>2257760
Why? Going 4 gains?
>>2257763
I'm taking hits every second my fingers aren't occupied with typing
534609 No.2257765
>>2257761
its just not possible
han are fucking rodents
they won all their wars with sheer numbers
270ab7 No.2257767
534609 No.2257768
China literally had a unit dedicated to murdering deserters because they had that many people
b571cb No.2257769
>>2257764
wew
you ever kiss someone and have them breathe their hit into you?
that shit's rad
c1a9a5 No.2257771
>>2257765
The vast majority of them are concentrated in one country tho
I understand they're everywhere else too but the vast majority are there
>>2257766
Meat increases intelligence? No wonder I'm so high IQ
Bigg thicc juicy meat 🌭💦
>>2257767
Bye gurl
>>2257769
No, I guess I'd let you do it tho
534609 No.2257772
>>2257771
you need to kill ore than the vast majority to wipe them out
b571cb No.2257773
>>2257770
is that what the kids are calling it?
>>2257771
W-well I WASN'T ASKING to but ok
64fddf No.2257774
>>2257773
We're almost the same age and that's what I've always heard it called.
b1e9c7 No.2257775
>>2257771
Human intelligence and civilization exploded in a good way when we started cooking and preserving meat, having it more often. I heard that somewhere I think.
It's a ketogenic diet good for diabetes and seizures and stuff
c1a9a5 No.2257776
>>2257772
So do it
Why are u wasting time just sitting around talking about it
You have a great destiny on your shoulders
>>2257773
So cute :3
c1a9a5 No.2257777
>>2257775
Okay but make sure to eat things other than meat too
c1a9a5 No.2257778
b1e9c7 No.2257779
>>2257777
It's a no carb diet. Mostly just meats and fats.
64fddf No.2257781
>>2257780
TIL what TIL stands for.
c1a9a5 No.2257782
>>2257779
What are fats exactly
Besides meat
>>2257780
Reactions like that are part of why ur cute
534609 No.2257783
>>2257776
first we need to rebuild the IJN and IJA
b1e9c7 No.2257784
>>2257782
Fats. Butter, oil, that kind of stuff. High fat and protein foods like steak, bacon, fish, chicken. Basically all the meats. There are some vegetables and fruits I can do too, but fuck most of those.
adaff4 No.2257785
b571cb No.2257786
>>2257781
:3
>>2257782
Fine, be that way lol
Stoner.
c1a9a5 No.2257787
>>2257783
Oh right America cucked u of ur military didn't they
>>2257784
Dumb idea tbh lol; actually I read about this recently
Eat the vegetables and fruit at least, and yogurt
>>2257786
What? You like it ^^
b00921 No.2257788
Just made some sand nigga friends on dota2. Plus learning about children's development and how it's pretty holistic and how problems with one developmental stage such as physical or emotional hinders other areas. Feel smarter today. Gotta write how kids develop from babby to teen.
>>2257785
Silly Scoots, you will never get the succ.
c1a9a5 No.2257789
b571cb No.2257790
>>2257787
I knowww.
Sometimes I don't wanna like it so much x_x
f1a785 No.2257791
I can drink milk but if I drink too much of it my tummy gets upset uwu
b1e9c7 No.2257794
>>2257787
I don't like the the kind of yogurt you can eat on it. My doctor wants me on it so it's going to be a good thing in the long term. In about a month I go see a diet person and a doctor about it at the fancy place a few hours away.
c1a9a5 No.2257795
>>2257790
Yeah that can be pretty inconvenient; seems like I'm good at getting a feelings abortion when I want to these days tho
Would you tho?
>>2257791
I was talking to Kissy
She's going to start eating nothing but meat because she hates herself
534609 No.2257796
f1a785 No.2257797
>>2257795
No way, you were definitely talking to me even though I wasn't posting
c1a9a5 No.2257798
>>2257794
Oh they actually make some kind of meat yogurt for it? Lmao
Can u drink milk
b571cb No.2257799
>>2257795
Would I tho what?
b1e9c7 No.2257800
>>2257798
It's the sour greek yogurt that you can eat, not the sugary kind I like.
I think I sort of can. Maybe whole milk. I know I can do cream like whipping cream, and some cheese.
b00921 No.2257801
The only thing that's getting the succ is my cider cans.
f1a785 No.2257804
>>2257802
Not according to that one anon
c1a9a5 No.2257805
>>2257796
Are u allowed to rebuild it now
>>2257797
It could have been interpreted as me talking to the thread in general cause Scanner was a gay and posted between my posts
>>2257799
Would u stop liking when I call u cute so much if u could
>>2257800
Drink it then, you'll need it
64fddf No.2257806
>>2257804
Try dunking Oreos in it then.
b1e9c7 No.2257807
>>2257805
Why are you so insistent on milk and yogurt?
c1a9a5 No.2257808
>>2257807
I'm just low key trying to prevent you from dying of constipation
b00921 No.2257809
b571cb No.2257810
>>2257805
i'd have to stop liking you :p
534609 No.2257811
>>2257805
no
article 9 isn't repealed
f1a785 No.2257812
>>2257805
It was the last post when I opened the thread so I replied :^)
>>2257806
Where am I going to get that much cum?
751f43 No.2257813
64fddf No.2257814
>>2257812
You could try milking it from a large mammal or coming over to my house.
f1a785 No.2257815
>>2257814
Do you have a large mammal or something?
c1a9a5 No.2257816
>>2257810
I guess you enjoy it overall then ^^
>>2257811
How do u repeal it
Does America have to give u permission
>>2257812
You just wanted to talk about having a case of cummy tummy
6a6391 No.2257817
It's astounding this place is still alive.
c1a9a5 No.2257818
>>2257817
Is this Tsukasa again
b571cb No.2257819
>>2257816
Indeed.
I just mean even irl people will tease me and shit and i love every second of it.
64fddf No.2257820
>>2257815
In a manner of speaking
f1a785 No.2257821
>>2257816
It's milk, not cum.
c1a9a5 No.2257822
>>2257819
Such a slut
>>2257821
Cum can be called milk, at least according to Kamuu's cybering
b00921 No.2257823
>>2257813
I'm glad you agree. How are you doing today, Raccoon?
534609 No.2257824
>>2257816
i dont know
i think we just vote on to remove it
but america could use that as an excuse to attack us
they've invaded countries over less before
>>2257821
Is your Japanese good enough to understand this?
http://thinker-japan.com/thinkwar.html
c1a9a5 No.2257825
>>2257824
I don't think we would invade u
We like anime
f1a785 No.2257826
>>2257820
🤔🤔🤔
>>2257822
Your cumshakes bring all the boys to the yard
>>2257824
Let's find out :^)
a37afe No.2257828
damn this thread is moving fast
751f43 No.2257829
>>2257817
Is this Larf?
>>2257823
Pretty good, we're entering Spring but it feels like Summer and I think the warmth is really lifting my spirits.
6a6391 No.2257831
>>2257818
Nah, the new guy is. He's clock decade.
This was spectre, he was like accel but a ghost.
>>2257829
No, it's obviously HAL.
534609 No.2257832
>>2257825
you already occupy us technically
>>2257826
it's about the meiji restoration, theres not a lot of good information on it in japanese, in english there is nothing
f1a785 No.2257833
>>2257832
I understand more of the kanji than I expected to, but a lot of it is still unknown to me.
I can pretty much get the general idea of what it's trying to say at least.
c1a9a5 No.2257834
>>2257826
Cum would be a good addition to a protein shake
Extra protein
>>2257827
Precious slut :3
>>2257831
Who dis tho
Are u saying your name in Spectre? We have a ponyfag named that
>>2257832
Lewd
a37afe No.2257835
751f43 No.2257836
>>2257831
Then don't use a trip that says Larf!!!!!
c1a9a5 No.2257837
f1a785 No.2257839
>>2257834
Or you could just not drink protein shakes because those are for swolebros
a37afe No.2257840
c1a9a5 No.2257841
>>2257839
I have to put on muscle so you can't escape my hug at AX
6a6391 No.2257843
>>2257836
Boi you dum.
>>2257834
Like, riders? Current Rider Zi-O on the left and previous rider Build on the right.
a37afe No.2257844
c1a9a5 No.2257845
>>2257843
U haven't said a single thing that makes sense this whole time
534609 No.2257846
>>2257833
the author tried to make it accessible
i can try and summarise it in english for you if you want
>>2257834
you guys do though, 1/7th of okinawa is owned by america
>spec
>ponyfag
he'd disagree with that
751f43 No.2257847
>>2257843
Shut up or I'll sock you.
b00921 No.2257848
>>2257829
Things are getting colder over here. Just played a lot of dota2 today. Gonna run a bath after drinking two cans. I'm glad your spirits are being lifted.
64fddf No.2257849
>>2257844
+4! You draw four cards! Uno!
c1a9a5 No.2257850
>>2257846
He'd be lying
I've memed at him over him being a ponyfag before and he hasn't even had the audacity to tell such a lie to my face
a37afe No.2257851
>>2257849
ive never played uno
751f43 No.2257852
>>2257848
Nice, I'm gonna picture you taking a bath~
b00921 No.2257853
>>2257851
Played Uno with the kids in the youth club. Was really fun.
534609 No.2257854
>>2257850
He told me ex ponyfag i believe
b571cb No.2257856
>>2257834
ok that's no fair
i'm vidya bye
c1a9a5 No.2257857
>>2257854
That's the same as if he said he's ex-mexican
Obviously just a shitpost
f1a785 No.2257858
>>2257841
What makes you think I'll even meet up with you?
>>2257846
Nah, it's okay.
It'll be a nice exercise to look up the kanji and try to make sense of things :3
6a6391 No.2257859
>>2257847
Fite mi kunt.
>>2257845
I am Larf. You asked if Kamen Rider Specter was Tsukasa, Which is the name of the titular character portrayed by Masahiro Inoue in Kamen Rider Decade. I assumed you had toku knowledge. I post as multiple different Kamen Riders because I am Le Toku Gai. I've also been shitposting since the OG alice threads.
64fddf No.2257860
a37afe No.2257861
>>2257853
tbh my experience with board games as a kid was p limited, or do you mean on your placement thing
>>2257855
*laughs in fighting game match loss taunts*
c1a9a5 No.2257862
>>2257858
What makes you think I'm unironically even going to AX?
>>2257859
I guess ur basically Tsukasa1 then
534609 No.2257863
>>2257857
spec's white though
>>2257858
fair enough but it is very long
f1a785 No.2257864
>>2257862
Makes no difference to me if you go or not, you're just the one who keeps bringing it up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
c1a9a5 No.2257865
>>2257863
He's a known Mexican
>>2257864
Babby's first day on a shitposting board
b00921 No.2257866
>>2257861
Not my placement, but at the Youth Club I volunteer at.
534609 No.2257867
>>2257865
he's darker than me but he doesnt look mexican
a37afe No.2257868
>>2257866
aah yeah, now i remember
neat
c1a9a5 No.2257869
>>2257867
People say he's Mexican and he goes along with it
Maybe he's just a sub and goes along with whatever people say
6a6391 No.2257870
>>2257862
wait, you're telling me some other fucker was posting as kamen rider while I've been gone? Imma choke a bitch.
c1a9a5 No.2257871
>>2257870
Yeah I'm pretty sure he posted that guy but maybe it was a different power ranger
f1a785 No.2257872
>>2257863
I think a lot of that is due to how narrow the text column is, hopefully I'll be fine ^^
>>2257865
Oh yes I forgot everything can be retconned via shitposting
534609 No.2257873
>>2257869
hes definitely a sub
but i never see him posting ponys
6a6391 No.2257875
>>2257871
>Power ranger
This is bait.
c1a9a5 No.2257876