d40bd4 No.2242036
/Gay/
Official LGBTQ+ Thread
<Dicks, Poosee>
ff0770 No.2242042
>>2242033
you laugh but try to deny it
>>2242034
hard to be objective. and who cares anyways. also idk how to spoiler text.
>>2242035
the kind where on top of a friendship, someone is also attracted to you so you can enjoy each other in other ways.
d40bd4 No.2242043
>>2242042
That almost sounds alluring
483f8c No.2242044
>>2242042
Who asked you to be objective? I asked in your opinion.
ff0770 No.2242046
>>2242043
booze helps.
>>2242044
tell me how to spoiler text.
483f8c No.2242047
d40bd4 No.2242048
>>2242046
It does, gentle lubricant
ff417c No.2242049
1st can in, gotta CRACK EM.
>>2242031
Sounds fucking awesome. I heard Shadow of the Collosus is really good. And yeah, I think I do need to work on my domness, unless I'll never get to be A-Tier poster.
483f8c No.2242050
>>2242046
Okay, it's exactly like in 4chan.
d40bd4 No.2242051
2x * either side of something
Something
*something*
something
483f8c No.2242052
>>2242049
It would help if you took more initiative, otherwise I keep having to remind you of things like: *WRITE MORE*
d40bd4 No.2242053
True story:
My cousin just called and asked if I would loan her £300.00 to help her pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the £300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday. I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the £300.00 because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin and told her to come and get the money. A couple of hours later, I get a call from the prison. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday
<fin>
ff0770 No.2242054
>>2242048
exactly. you don't want to accidentally rape your friend. or get too drunk and hit on your straight friend.
>>2242050
he's a big white nerd. 6'4" and chubby.
ff0770 No.2242055
>>2242053
that's poetic
so it's probably not true
ff417c No.2242057
>>2242052
Gahhh! I'm absolutely free tomorrow, so I will WRITE MORE.
Yeah, I don't take initiative, too lazy for that shit. I got homework to do as well, so I'll get her done.
I'm going to be writing about my future, that is for certain. How it's gonna turn out, I'm not sure.
d40bd4 No.2242058
>>2242054
Exactly duck, just enough to fondle boys
483f8c No.2242059
>>2242057
Believe in the me who believes in you.
d40bd4 No.2242060
Pinching knives’ hair dye out
d40bd4 No.2242061
ff0770 No.2242062
>>2242056
he also owns someone else. more drive to prove myself. even though I hate it.
>>2242058
that hazy line where they like you when they're drunk but not otherwise...
ff417c No.2242063
>>2242059
Awww, you believe in me; I feel so warm inside.
I believe in you too, I'm sure you gonna find your niche and make enough money to move to America. If not, you can always live with me in the UK. ;3
d40bd4 No.2242064
483f8c No.2242065
>>2242062
Welp, this just became less appetizing. I wouldn't want to be "just another one."
>>2242063
Thanks, Josh. I've been having some dangerous thoughts lately, but I've been doing my best to keep me busy enough to not think about them. Also, I talked with my shrink to change my meds. Problem is even if they work I'll just be drugged enough to not think, it won't solve the unsolvable.
ff417c No.2242066
>>2242065
HOLY SHIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Did you tell about these dangerous thoughts to your shrink? And I'm sorry, I hope you get the right meds. I think I got the right meds so it could happen to you.
I once had suicidal thoughts, don't get them anymore. You can see the other side of shit, just takes a while.
483f8c No.2242067
>>2242066
You posted it in your first blog post, dum-dum.
And yeah, I've been worse and I've been better so I know I'll pull through. Problem is I've gained enough experience to know that would just be me SEEING things better, the actual reality won't change and I'll fall down again.
Anyway, there's no way I'd tell my shrink about these thoughts. I don't want to be locked up.
ff0770 No.2242068
>>2242064
it's kay. you can make fun of them for it.
>>2242065
idk. the fact he could have someone else means he's not desperate. seems fitting for me anyways. don't really deserve to be someone's sole partner. that confidence is earned.
483f8c No.2242070
>>2242068
You really have self esteem problems to work though. Hopefully this dude will validate you.
ff0770 No.2242071
>>2242070
his validation sustains me. also have you tried regular exercise? it helps with troubling thoughts. and this is just an opinion, but meds for moods shouldn't be taken til someone has at least tried that.
483f8c No.2242072
>>2242071
Yes, I have and am trying exercise.
ff417c No.2242073
>>2242067
Oh yeah, I'm retarded like that.
You definetly need a career's advisor to send you on the right path, or do some volunteering to see what you like and what you hate. Good to get experience before you get a job.
I don't know, getting locked up really changed my life around. Just saying. Everyone's gotta try getting sent to a mental hospital, it's really one of the life time experience, and the food is okay.
ff417c No.2242074
Trying to remember what it was that made the decision to lock me up. I think it was when I swallowed my mobile phone sim card so no cunt can track me.
d40bd4 No.2242075
ff417c No.2242076
>>2242075
Nini, I wake and drink.
483f8c No.2242077
>>2242074
Damn. Well, see, man, you're hardcore, while I can barely handle being outside. I'm gonna go out watch a movie to cool off.
ff0770 No.2242078
>>2242075
perchance to sexy dreams~
ff417c No.2242080
>>2242077
I may be hardcore but I always know there is some more hardcore cunt who fucked his life up even harder and came from it with a roof over his head, an xbox to play on and a few friends that love him.
There may be some other guy who thinks you're hardcore too. What have you got? Depression? Because I don't know how to cure that, I'm fighting against apathy.
eef441 No.2242082
y does the story with mgk keep getting sadder and sadder.
got boo'd, didnt get boo'd.... i have a 9 year old daughter... i peeled off my
skin on heroine.... every morning i peel my skin off and my daughter has to eat it...
50e654 No.2242083
>>2242082
Take your fucking medicine.
8dbc83 No.2242084
>/Gay/
>Official LGBTQ+ Thread
We're finally home.
cb08fd No.2242085
>>2242084
that be right, gangsta
8dbc83 No.2242086
>>2242085
This seems so real. I had doubts for a bit.
cb08fd No.2242087
>>2242086
I sent my brother a good (filthy) shitpost and he returned that to me.
Just the thought of this though... There are dating for fats. Dating for elites. Then there is gay bear dating that i get spammed with by facebook (fuckers).
cb08fd No.2242089
>>2242088
As they always say, it's all in the eye of the beerholder.
7a999b No.2242090
succ
Is it weird that having a masculine muscular guy suck another muscle bro off is pretty hot?
I'm not gay btw
8dbc83 No.2242091
>>2242087
I don't know what I'm supposed to be seeing here?
c5d89b No.2242092
>>2242090
>I'm not gay btw
Have some upsetting news for you.
eef441 No.2242093
>>2242083
Im just spotting a fact.
Lets leave the medicine out of it.
ff417c No.2242094
cb08fd No.2242095
>>2242091
blur out what you see with your eyes like you are trying to act like you got eye problems.
50e654 No.2242096
>>2242091
It looks like a smiling woman if you squint.
8dbc83 No.2242097
>>2242096
It never doesn't, to me.
0cf55c No.2242099
0cf55c No.2242101
>>2242100
What do u mean by this
Are you saying good morning? I've been up for like six hours already ^^
c5d89b No.2242102
>>2242101
Closest thing I've got saying hi.
0cf55c No.2242103
>>2242102
It is morning on the non-freedom side of the planet
How u
b019ca No.2242104
I love facebook vagueposting like I'm somehow responsible for my roommates situation
c5d89b No.2242105
>>2242103
Doing alright I guess. You?
0cf55c No.2242106
>>2242104
Did you kick her out yet
>>2242105
I have a ton of energy despite exercising so I'll probably get drunk and high and dance outside in the dark late at night again
How were ur murder scenes today
c5d89b No.2242107
>>2242104
Still dealing with that blob of fat sitting in the corner, huh.
c5d89b No.2242108
>>2242106
I see.
None today.
b019ca No.2242109
>>2242107
>>2242106
Her two week notice to fuck off ends Sunday
c5d89b No.2242111
>>2242109
And how are you prepared to enforce this removal.
>>2242110
Ey.
f4e202 No.2242112
0cf55c No.2242113
>>2242108
What do you do when there are no murder scenes?
>>2242109
That's good
Make sure not to extend it; that situation has been going on for a long time already ^^
>>2242110
ay gurl how u
c5d89b No.2242114
>>2242112
Few things.
>>2242113
Mitigation.
562f6c No.2242115
>>2242110
>yuri looking at yuri
where is the player without his phone or monika cube?
f4e202 No.2242117
>>2242113
I'm alright, just chilling. All good on your end?
>>2242115
Player is DEAD
0cf55c No.2242118
>>2242114
That's vague tho
>>2242116
Just call up the pigs to do it for u
5a5be9 No.2242119
>>2242104
>>2242109
Just remember: fat people are even harder to get rid of the bodies.
f4e202 No.2242120
>>2242119
That'll warrant a crane
b019ca No.2242121
>>2242119
I won't kill her she's much more likely to do that for me
dcc9b3 No.2242122
Yeah, this is why I am friends with a pig farmer.
5a5be9 No.2242124
>>2242120
Alternatively, dynamite.
>>2242121
Heart attack?
5a5be9 No.2242126
>>2242125
Isn't being a lard ass basically suicide?
dcc9b3 No.2242127
>>2242123
No for fat people.
f4e202 No.2242128
A chronic unhealthy diet is suicide?
5a5be9 No.2242129
>>2242128
Don't be a bigot. It's a thyroid problem.
b019ca No.2242131
>>2242129
No she's a real fatass
5a5be9 No.2242132
>>2242130
Does she use the scooter at the grocery store instead of walking and "handicapped" parking?
>>2242131
It was sarcasm.
b019ca No.2242134
>>2242132
No but she yells at me for having long legs
f4e202 No.2242135
>>2242129
If it weren't for her thyroid she wouldn't NEED that super sized McDonald's meal
>>2242134
I'd be jealous too if I had to waddle everywhere I went
5a5be9 No.2242136
>>2242134
You goddamn spiderman.
>>2242135
If it wasn't for persecution of "plus sized women", she would totally exercise.
5a5be9 No.2242137
>>2242133
Isn't the whole point that the dick is supposed to be hidden in the front?
b019ca No.2242138
>>2242137
Depends on what you want
f4e202 No.2242139
>>2242136
Thank God for the body positive movement fighting the oppression of the "healthy living" meme
5a5be9 No.2242141
>>2242138
Touche.
>>2242139
Weight is just a number, man.
5a5be9 No.2242142
>>2242140
Despite you having kids, you can finally come out of the closet, Sama. We won't judge.
91f304 No.2242143
ooga booga wheres all the cis female heteronormative melanated people at
91f304 No.2242144
>>2242142
>come out
negatief...
5a5be9 No.2242145
>>2242144
There will be a shota niglet for you someday.
91f304 No.2242146
...i have homosexual friends, therefore i should be cool with this community
91f304 No.2242147
>>2242145
this fails to make my unit quiver as you might expect
0cf55c No.2242148
I have a homosexual friend named Sama
>>2242117
Yeah pretty good
-pets your mane-
5a5be9 No.2242149
>>2242147
Oh right. You own a few.
91f304 No.2242150
...and i respect and honor your craving for the dick
namaste
91f304 No.2242151
>>2242149
2... but they not shota, its weird
5a5be9 No.2242152
>>2242151
I hope you triple your money off the investment at least.
91f304 No.2242153
>>2242152
that wallet bes empty breh... long term investment
5a5be9 No.2242154
>>2242153
Just take them down to Charleston.
91f304 No.2242155
>>2242154
that shit exchange rate coz they mixed tho
91f304 No.2242157
is it bad amy winehouse is still my jam
dcc9b3 No.2242158
There are no females here, Sama.
a041a1 No.2242161
5a5be9 No.2242163
>>2242158
There's Bern.
And Wish.
And Luka.
0cf55c No.2242164
>>2242150
Aren't gays supposed to be stoned according to your religion? Or are you a non-religious jew
>>2242156
Hii how u
91f304 No.2242165
bern dont come round here no mo
0cf55c No.2242166
Imagine melting like the Wicked Witch of the West just because your penis was posted
91f304 No.2242167
>>2242164
dude... im an atheist already fagget dont listen fagget just gets the meme fais
91f304 No.2242169
>>2242166
lol jokes on you... i posted my own cock a couple months ago
a041a1 No.2242170
>>2242162
what's crackilackin' booty smackin'?
>>2242164
good. had a walk-around of muh new kitchen and also no dress code and also free meal per shift.
91f304 No.2242171
>>2242168
i aint yo daddy
i aint havin it either
489e85 No.2242172
Nn, Tsuchi-kun said my name >///<
5a5be9 No.2242173
>>2242170
>also no dress code
Just because you can wear fishnet everything doesn't mean you should.
c5d89b No.2242174
>>2242116
You're weak.
>>2242118
It is.
91f304 No.2242175
>>2242170
fuck i dont even know... kinda just here i guess
you ?
a041a1 No.2242176
>>2242173
that would be a bad idea for kitchen even in a much more general sense lol
i'll keep that in mind tho, thx
>>2242175
i'm drunk
0cf55c No.2242177
>>2242167
What is this sentence
See me after class u little chinese kid
>>2242169
Ur stronger than Bern then
>>2242170
You can wear literally whatever?
>>2242172
ljaslfajlsfd
>>2242174
I'm usually vague about what I do too cause I don't want more hoes competing
91f304 No.2242178
>>2242176
like... how drunk exactly?
i need a solid figure here...
buzzed
toasted
lit
fucked
waking in the morning with a dick in the dog
91f304 No.2242180
>>2242177
tbh bern did deliver... decent rack on that one
5a5be9 No.2242181
>>2242176
Wear a latex bodysuit then.
5a5be9 No.2242182
>>2242180
That wasn't actually him.
91f304 No.2242184
>>2242182
dont fuck with me on this one... just let the illusion live on
a041a1 No.2242185
>>2242177
well just like pants and a t-shirt is what I'm psyched for. I've seen girls back there wearing short shorts tho so that's neat to see in a kitchen.
we get aprons too^^
>>2242178
probably between buzzed and toasted. I felt like driving around more, so to put it in perspective, when I brought it up to 116mph I was around <lit--------x---fucked>
5a5be9 No.2242188
>>2242183
I was hoping it would end with them falling.
cb08fd No.2242189
>>2242187
my bitch, you jelly?
dcc9b3 No.2242190
>>2242160
I can be your girl though...
>>2242163
All guys.
91f304 No.2242191
>>2242185
thank you for helping me guage that... for science
5a5be9 No.2242193
>>2242190
YES, THAT WAS THE JOKE.
a041a1 No.2242194
>>2242191
yes. no worries. it was a fun scale to judge it upon.
I tend to skip the lit-stage and end up fucked/fucking some guy (not a dog)
fucking hormones, amirite?
91f304 No.2242195
>>2242189
lol nope
>>2242190
on you? tom hanks
her? yas pls
cb08fd No.2242196
>>2242195
My ex-boyfriend, you jelly?
c5d89b No.2242197
>>2242186
long time no see :)
>>2242187
hi man lady
>>2242188
darwin's law works in mysterious ways~
91f304 No.2242198
>>2242194
teh... my mreasts are all tingly about it
91f304 No.2242199
>>2242196
a bit a bit
>>2242197
thanks for respecting my pronouns on this one
dcc9b3 No.2242200
>>2242193
There was a joke there?
Damn, bud, you are really bad at being funny.
>>2242195
You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your liiiips.
a041a1 No.2242201
c5d89b No.2242203
>32 GB more storage in phone now
oOOOOoooo
suck it iPhone, SD cards are superior storage
>>2242199
You're welcome, Mrs. Manbeast
a041a1 No.2242204
44b849 No.2242205
I took the rest of the week off.
Now you guys can't tell me I work too much.
c5d89b No.2242207
>>2242197
I want Pork chops now. And to use this chilis giftcard.
dcc9b3 No.2242208
>>2242205
You don't work enough. Taking time off work? Dude...
91f304 No.2242209
>>2242206
fuck... they sing about it and die
lol
44b849 No.2242210
>>2242208
I have PTO. So it isn't like I'm loosing money.
I usually work 7 days a week.
0cf55c No.2242211
>>2242179
What would you do if you were giving Nezi mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and he woke up and just instinctively started kissing you?
>>2242180
Lmao
>>2242185
U could always try pushing the limit
>>2242192
Nothing, it's not like I have a heart attack when you post or anything
That seems like something that would be really gay
>>2242205
Not for the whole rest of the week
91f304 No.2242212
>>2242203
>he called me a manbeast
91f304 No.2242213
c5d89b No.2242215
>>2242212
how dare you assume my pronouns!!!!
reeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c5d89b No.2242216
>>2242211
I'm not certified in CPR.
489e85 No.2242217
>>2242211
My neck hurts.
I need to go back to bed.
91f304 No.2242218
5a5be9 No.2242219
>>2242215
Easy there, pissdude.
dcc9b3 No.2242220
>>2242209
Why are you on a Winehouse stint?
>>2242210
But now they have to cover your shifts!
91f304 No.2242221
>>2242217
all those cocks u be sucken gave you a little whiplash yeh?
0cf55c No.2242222
>>2242213
Would you suck her cock?
>>2242213
-softly pets you-
>>2242217
That's what I told you but then you just started shitposting instead
44b849 No.2242223
>>2242220
No they don't. They just move a temp to my line or something.
0cf55c No.2242224
91f304 No.2242225
>>2242220
for posting one track?
fuck idek
it just happened... dont read too much into this
c5d89b No.2242226
>>2242224
CPR hasn't been proven to be effective, chest compressions are the main factor.
91f304 No.2242227
>>2242222
god... what is with you fucking people.
keep your cocks out of my face already
dcc9b3 No.2242228
>>2242223
Temps are so useless though!
>>2242225
Lay off the drugs.
91f304 No.2242229
>>2242228
pills are fucking great tho
and i fukken love cocaine
alcohol is nais
c5d89b No.2242230
>>2242219
that was the joke
0cf55c No.2242232
>>2242226
If it was
>>2242227
We're not putting our cocks in your face; that's your own personal fantasy
dcc9b3 No.2242233
>>2242229
Think we need to take you to rehab.
91f304 No.2242235
>>2242233
lol
no
no
no
>>2242232
uhm acktuelly thats your bag
0cf55c No.2242236
LOL just realized I accidentally pet Sama when I meant to pet Squash
c5d89b No.2242237
>>2242226
Yeah I was about to comment and say this
the new standard per my last certification training was to only do compressions
0cf55c No.2242238
-washes the jew germs off my hands-
>>2242234
-softly pets you-
91f304 No.2242239
i ignored it because i assumed you were trying to come onto me yet again
c5d89b No.2242241
>>2242232
If what was.
>>2242237
To the beat of "Stayin' alive"
dcc9b3 No.2242242
>>2242234
We have to hire temps, but we usually just have them stand around and watch beer in sketchy areas.
>>2242235
Alright, well I asked. I just worry about you, bro.
0cf55c No.2242243
>>2242239
I figured it must have been part of what lead to ur gay fantasy
U came up with that face gangbang fantasy pretty much all on ur own I guess
0cf55c No.2242244
>>2242241
If CPR could save your gay son Nezi's life
44b849 No.2242245
>>2242238
Go pet Sama, you fucking whore.
>>2242242
Ours tend to stay for maybe a month.
91f304 No.2242246
>>2242242
thats like... the sweetest thing anyones said to me
>>2242243
go fondle sushi again or something
91f304 No.2242247
>>2242245
dont encourage the fucking antisemite trollop
dcc9b3 No.2242248
>>2242245
Ours have contracts of 90 days, but most of them either don't last that long are aren't worth it.
>>2242246
Go fuck yourself.
c5d89b No.2242249
>>2242244
It's been proven to be ineffective compared to rhythmic chest compression, so there's no need.
c5d89b No.2242250
>>2242241
mmhm
that's exactly what he told us
very no frills instructor
he told us everything straight up "if you're doing it right you will likely break a rib, it will sound bad, keep going"
c5d89b No.2242251
>hey daddy ;)
>hi there sport
489e85 No.2242252
>>2242221
Yeh
>>2242222
Yes, but if I slept now I'd wake up at like 3am
>>2242231
少し先に生まれた好きな人が、少し先に恋をしてしまった
>>2242240
I don't sleep like that tho
c5d89b No.2242253
>>2242250
Pretty sure "You better get ready to die" by Andrew WK has the same beat, too.
91f304 No.2242254
>>2242248
ah, thats better... the good ol bile creeping up
>>2242252
i know.. next time a little less neck and more hand pls
5a5be9 No.2242255
>>2242240
>white girl with dreads
cb08fd No.2242256
>>2242252
Sounds like a good start to a manga.
489e85 No.2242257
>>2242254
Nope
>>2242256
Kouhai falls in love with their senpai
Sounds like every manga ever tbh
0cf55c No.2242258
>>2242245
He's not even a dog though
>>2242246
LMAO
That was a pretty good time
>>2242249
But if that wasn't the case and it turned into a gay kiss
>>2242251
Is that how u and Tracer talk to each other?
>>2242252
You're only able to get like five hours of sleep at night? u_u
I'd think maybe you'd be able to sleep better than normal tonight since you're behind on sleep
dcc9b3 No.2242259
>>2242254
I'll be sure to remind you how much I hate you going forward.
>>2242255
Agreed, they are fucking disgusting.
91f304 No.2242260
>>2242257
y nawt?
>>2242258
im sure... lol
c5d89b No.2242261
>>2242258
Doesn't seem to be a question as much of you forcing some gay agenda.
91f304 No.2242262
91f304 No.2242263
its good to feel hated again
0cf55c No.2242264
>>2242260
I didn't think he'd threaten to shoot up the school over it
>>2242261
I'm just trying to help my friend Nezi connect with his crush
44b849 No.2242265
>>2242247
Who is that?
>>2242248
Yeah that wouldn't work here.
Also how are you?
cb08fd No.2242266
>>2242257
Then the ending must after that would have to change to something different to make it stand out from the rest. Senpai turns out to be their onii-chan and their kid she is pregnant with is therefore inbred.
0cf55c No.2242267
>>2242263
No one hates u fag
♥
0cf55c No.2242268
91f304 No.2242269
>>2242264
yeh... who knew that was a trigger for him
>>2242265
the faggotM
>>2242267
that one anon says he does... im inclined to believe him
c5d89b No.2242270
>>2242264
>Connect
Well, he lives here, so.
91f304 No.2242271
c5d89b No.2242273
>>2242252
yeah that's how you fix the problem, not cause it
>>2242253
lul
>>2242255
dreads are gross
>>2242258
we speak exclusively in memes
0cf55c No.2242274
>>2242269
Idk, word on the street is that Tsuchi no longer only smonks meth and is now trying bath salts
>>2242270
Oh so you do already have a sexual connection with him? Nevermind then
91f304 No.2242275
>>2242272
you know... that guy
always hating on the jews, gives out handies like they candy apples or some shit
dcc9b3 No.2242276
>>2242262
How's the impregnating going?
>>2242265
I'm alright, I suppose. Same shit different day. You?
>>2242268
I hate everybody though, to be fair.
44b849 No.2242277
>>2242275
So everyone here?
c5d89b No.2242278
>>2242273
There's another one relating to death but I can't recall it.
>>2242274
By that logic Revy is fucking her roommate too.
91f304 No.2242279
>>2242274
salts are crazy.. i give him 2 months max til hes crossdressing and going downhill to an institution after toasting his liver
cb08fd No.2242280
>>2242275
Jewesses give good mouth too.
91f304 No.2242281
>>2242276
it aint... cant get a date to save my seed from rotting in my nutsack
>>2242277
heh... you know, youre right. i really should be more specific
0cf55c No.2242282
>>2242273
OTP
>>2242276
Except for me?
>>2242278
Rude, Nezi has lost weight
>>2242279
I bet the next person to pet his fur will get their face eaten
c5d89b No.2242283
>>2242282
Not from my food.
91f304 No.2242284
>>2242282
an ear at the very least... or his own leg or something
489e85 No.2242285
>>2242258
Sometimes, yeah.
>>2242260
Because I like be rebellious.
>>2242266
I thought you said make it stand out from the rest.
>>2242273
The thing with the X is the cause though, right?
91f304 No.2242286
>>2242280
alrighty... never had that particular feel
dcc9b3 No.2242287
>>2242282
I don't want you to think you are special. Also I don't know who you are, so it isn't personal.
>>2242281
Is it because you are ugly or something?
c5d89b No.2242288
>>2242278
I should probably do that homework soon
>>2242282
>Rude, Nezi has lost weight
xd
>>2242283
I'm surprised I'm even able to maintain my weight with the food you give me :3
losing is impossible
>>2242285
hmm?
91f304 No.2242289
>>2242285
fine... do you ya little scamp
but dont come crying to me talking about your neck hurts.
you brought this upon yourself
>>2242287
probably... most the dames im into are either taken, crazy, on something or gay
its fucked man
91f304 No.2242291
does your concern for the propagation of my seed among the minority classes mean you like me now Mandy?
489e85 No.2242292
does your concern for the propagation of my seed among the minority classes mean you like me now Mandy?
c5d89b No.2242293
>>2242290
that's just one way you can hurt your neck sleeping
there's definitely more
or you could have hurt it from something other than sleeping...
0cf55c No.2242294
>>2242283
Seems like he's managing to not gain weight tho or so he claims
>>2242284
Gabby has a fetish for getting eaten
They should cyber
>>2242285
You should definitely try soon ^^
Do you tend to remember your dreams?
>>2242287
I guess you can't always get what you want then :^)
I change what's in my name field a lot
91f304 No.2242295
91f304 No.2242296
>>2242294
hook those two up already
cb08fd No.2242297
>>2242285
>
>>2242286
don't matter what race or religion, they all got a white face when I'm done.
0cf55c No.2242298
c5d89b No.2242299
>>2242288
I should probably sleep.
>>2242288
To be honest I'm only cooking on the weekends.
>>2242294
I made him gain seven pounds in one day.
489e85 No.2242300
>>2242293
Sama and I already determined it was from sucking dick.
>>2242294
Nope, almost never.
>>2242297
お兄ちゃんの事が大好きなんだよ！！
dcc9b3 No.2242301
>>2242289
All of those are problems you can solve!
>>2242291
No. I just enjoy you spreading the white.
>>2242294\
You want me to not hate you? That's weird.
0cf55c No.2242302
>>2242296
Tsuchi represses his love of dickgirls
>>2242299
Weight fluctuation is normal but that does seem like a bit many
>>2242300
What's the last one you remember?
>>2242301
That wasn't what I meant; I was responding to what u said
But yeah that would be ideal
91f304 No.2242303
>>2242301
im glad you can see the biological imperative here anyway
c5d89b No.2242304
>>2242298
heart<3
>>2242299
mmhm
see you tomorrow ^^
yeah and I'm eating healthy during the week, it's a good balance
i wanna hit my weight goal eventually though~
>>2242300
I don't think that's how that works cutie
91f304 No.2242306
>>2242302
what site admin doesnt i mean...
489e85 No.2242307
>>2242302
Uhh, I was riding a bike but the steering just kept turning into itself lmao
dcc9b3 No.2242308
>>2242302
But what is the benefit?
>>2242303
Well absolutely! You are basically a one man army bringing them into the fold.
91f304 No.2242309
>>2242308
someone has to keep the class down to a manageable level here
dcc9b3 No.2242310
>>2242309
Agreed. We also need to try and resist their attempt to split from society. They must be made to realize that they are oursselves
91f304 No.2242311
>>2242310
vive la resistance
cb08fd No.2242312
Wish in a pink, laced push-up bra. See through lingerie pantsu.
>>2242300
私には、年上の兄弟姉妹はいません
レイプだけ
0cf55c No.2242313
>>2242304
How was ur day
>>2242305
I guess he ate seven pounds of food
>>2242306
Are u confusing Tsuchi with Test
>>2242307
Dreams in general tend to have a lot of random weird stuff like that :3
Do you ever try to remember your dreams when you first wake up? They become much harder to remember after a few minutes of being awake
And the more times you can manage to remember them, the better you get at remembering them in general
>>2242308
Improved relations with a member of this anime picture chat board
489e85 No.2242314
489e85 No.2242315
>>2242313
Nah, I never really cared about it that much.
91f304 No.2242316
>>2242313
maybe... unless ive been kissing sushis ass for no reason
cb08fd No.2242317
>>2242314
but which part? there were three.
dcc9b3 No.2242318
>>2242311
vive la fornication pour la procréation
>>2242313
That doesn't sound like something I would value.
c5d89b No.2242319
>>2242313
good.
slept weird, missed my delivery for meds cause of it, rushed to class, had dinner with family, came home to chill with tracer for a bit
happy
91f304 No.2242320
cb08fd No.2242321
0cf55c No.2242322
>>2242315
Dreams can be interesting though ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdMwV8cfzwI
This song is super kawaii
Also I hope u ate today
>>2242316
Ur just grumpy
>>2242319
I guess it was a good day overall then ^^
Just remembered I have a family thing tomorrow
If TP shows up before I do u have to call him low T for me
>>2242320
Night
c5d89b No.2242323
>>2242322
he hasn't been here in a while but okay
I'll try to remember to unfilter for you
0cf55c No.2242324
>>2242323
I think he may have left because we accidentally bullied him too much
0cf55c No.2242325
0cf55c No.2242326
Oh nice I put flower emojis in my name field and then forgot about them
0cf55c No.2242327
✽✾✿❀❁❃❊❋
Guys which flower is the most kawaii
c5d89b No.2242329
0cf55c No.2242330
Nevermind it was worked out
>>2242329
Someone helped me in dm's cause u guys were too slow
44b849 No.2242331
Mandy, do you like my FF14 character?
He is the middle one.
0cf55c No.2242332
Squash if you took the rest of the week off u should get really drunk and also preferably high as well right now
44b849 No.2242333
Yeah because I want to spend the few days off I get hung over.
Also I don't want to risk my job for some weed.
They do tests.
0cf55c No.2242334
>>2242333
Your hangovers last days? I barely get hangovers at all
Oh right you're a dog
Seriously tho try drinking a bunch of water whenever you get drunk; it really helps to decrease the severity of hangovers
All sin and no punishment, gurl
dcc9b3 No.2242335
>>2242331
He is staring at the butt. Nice.
298c1a No.2242337
44b849 No.2242338
>Using the XIV instead of 14
0cf55c No.2242339
dcc9b3 No.2242340
>>2242336
I played for a little bit a long time ago, but haven't for years, no.
298c1a No.2242341
THE GAME USES ROMAN NUMERALS IN ITS ACTUAL TITLE.
0cf55c No.2242342
Tsuchi's kawaii when he yells in all caps
Thumbs up if u agree
a041a1 No.2242343
44b849 No.2242344
Respecting games pronouns now?
>>2242340
Aww.
0cf55c No.2242346
-whew's softely on my nintendo ds-
44b849 No.2242348
a041a1 No.2242352
0cf55c No.2242353
>>2242351
Said the dog
I shower every day and Test probably only gives u a bath like once a month
>>2242352
That's good; I guess it's running well and everything? ^^
a041a1 No.2242354
>>2242353
Yuss. shift like a bauce lately idk if it's me or the cooler weather.
0cf55c No.2242355
>>2242354
This is your first time having a manual car, right? I'm sure it becomes a natural part of muscle memory like the rest of driving ^^
dcc9b3 No.2242356
>>2242350
You aren't the devil.
>>2242349
I got nothing.
44b849 No.2242357
>>2242356
You got something I could make use of.
a041a1 No.2242358
>>2242355
It's not my first one, just the first I'll have during winter coming up.
But yeah, a lot of that is muscle memory. Like, when I wake up to go to work I'm usually stoned af or hungover and it's a shitty little commute to work just based off of my shifting lool
44b849 No.2242360
Then go to bed instead of posting about it.
0cf55c No.2242361
>>2242356
Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father
>>2242358
One time my car kind of slipped out of control while I was on an icy road and the side of it slammed against a steep snowy hill that was right next to the road, and the snow cushioned the blow so I just laughed maniacally and drove off
>>2242359
Sleep
298c1a No.2242362
But then he couldn't get those sweet, sweet (You)'s.
298c1a No.2242363
44b849 No.2242364
I want to have sexual relations with Gilligan.
a041a1 No.2242365
>>2242361
poofy snow ftw.
my buddy and I did like a 360 spin on one of the secondary highways years back. that was a fun time.
don't sm0nk and drive, kids~
298c1a No.2242366
>>2242364
You don't wear a skirt so no dice.
a041a1 No.2242367
0cf55c No.2242368
>>2242365
Idk if I was high then; I don't think I was
I think smonking and driving can actually make u drive more carefully but I'm sure it depends on the person
>>2242367
You want a dog to wear you?
44b849 No.2242369
>>2242366
I wear women underpants and skirts.
298c1a No.2242370
>>2242367
You have rock dude for that.
0cf55c No.2242371
Oh I interpreted that as her literally transforming into a skirt
Lmao
298c1a No.2242372
>>2242369
This seems as likely as Erio being sober.
298c1a No.2242373
0cf55c No.2242374
I'm sober during the day uwu
0cf55c No.2242376
>>2242375
It shouldn't need a lot of thought
0cf55c No.2242377
u hoes need to learn to listen to ur bodies
If you're sleepy then?????? Sleep???????????????????//////
a041a1 No.2242379
0cf55c No.2242380
0cf55c No.2242382
I'm gonna listen to my body and make pop tarts now
a041a1 No.2242383
44b849 No.2242384
My body wants to be fisted.
That is what it tells me.
298c1a No.2242385
>>2242381
This looks like my cat.
44b849 No.2242386
>>2242385
All black cats look the same.
44b849 No.2242387
0cf55c No.2242388
Squash has an instinctive hatred for cats
It comes naturally to his species
>>2242383
Shouldn't you sleep soon? ^^
a041a1 No.2242389
>>2242388
I should at some point, yes.
44b849 No.2242390
You would think I'm left leaning, but I'm actually kind of on the right.
bd3f96 No.2242392
>>2242387
>>2242386
Easy there, Jefferson Davis.
dcc9b3 No.2242393
>>2242361
There is no God, if that is what you are getting at.
a041a1 No.2242395
i wanna get fuuuuuuuuucked omg
bd3f96 No.2242396