1d05ae No.2242394
I can't believe Squash is an alt-right homosexual furry.
bac9ed No.2242397
486f51 No.2242398
How am I alt right?
Just because I'm a queer haring, god fearing, tranny killing, pedo forgiving, slave owning, wife beater?
7a538c No.2242399
>>2242398
Wait but that's Tsuchi.
486f51 No.2242400
>>2242399
Cute that you pop out just to talk about your husband.
1d05ae No.2242401
>>2242398
You're doing God's work.
1d05ae No.2242402
>>2242400
I let her out of the cage and she gets yappy.
486f51 No.2242403
Honestly if you aren't a straight white cis male then you deserve to be gulaged.
1d05ae No.2242404
>>2242403
This, but unironically.
486f51 No.2242405
Honestly I should be leading the charge in this.
1c0aa7 No.2242406
how do you know your not gay if you havent disliked taking dick???
486f51 No.2242407
Here. This looks like a good flag to rally under.
486f51 No.2242408
>>2242406
Most of the people here don't even like having a dick.
7a538c No.2242409
>>2242408
It's just EASIER being a woman.
>>2242400
Yes he's literally the only reason I come here ever.
486f51 No.2242410
>>2242409
Golly. The only reason?
7a538c No.2242411
>>2242410
Oh yeah totally he's like my favoritest.
e9776f No.2242414
e9776f No.2242415
I have filled an entire waste bin full of snot covered kleenexes in about two hours.
Put me out of my misery.
486f51 No.2242416
e9776f No.2242417
I regret all of my life choices to play quickplay Shitterwatch.
21001a No.2242418
>>2242405
perhaps leave this to a professional!
7a07fb No.2242419
>>2242417
that game is still shit
why would you do this to yourself?
847632 No.2242420
The only thing you're a professional at, Chiri, is being a waste of precious resources.
21001a No.2242421
>>2242420
Whose resources are we referring to?
847632 No.2242422
The world's, you ignorant cunt.
21001a No.2242423
>>2242422
You suggest then, that I am detrimental.
This wounds me, sir.
847632 No.2242424
You are detrimental to everything. You are scum.
1f6ed8 No.2242425
Would you say happiness is a resource?
847632 No.2242426
>>2242425
I would say happiness is more or less a waste of time to pursue.
21001a No.2242427
>>2242424
Perhaps you are right.
My modern, avant-garde style is obnoxious and abrasive against your classical, backwards views and desperate grasp of rudimentary 'art' - I understand,
and I could care less.
1f6ed8 No.2242428
>>2242426
I believe that if anything is worth pursuing, it is happiness.
What else?
847632 No.2242429
>>2242427
You are about as avant-garde as a shit eating German.
>>2242428
Those who seek happiness will not find it. Happiness just comes as a by product.
1f6ed8 No.2242430
>>2242429
Then what should be pursued?
And what is happiness the byproduct of?
847632 No.2242431
>>2242430
Pursue whatever else. Probably doing something you enjoy. Like eating crackers in an empty room. Or eating crackers in a field. Or eating crackers in a forest. Or whatever it is you do in the Netherlands.
486f51 No.2242433
J-James, my dear sweet friend.
1f6ed8 No.2242436
>>2242431
I feel like this is circular logic. Why would I pursue something I would enjoy if happiness isn't what I am pursuing?
What else could come from enjoyment?
486f51 No.2242437
The promise of more than mediocrity.
847632 No.2242438
Bored. You?
>>2242436
Because you enjoy doing it and you feel happy by doing that. The things I enjoy don't make me happy.
486f51 No.2242439
Just hanging out waiting for someone.
847632 No.2242440
Who are you waiting for? Godot?
1f6ed8 No.2242443
>>2242438
I feel like there's a disconnect in what you're saying and what I'm asking.
But it's too late to talk about what I'm asking about, since I'm about to go to bed.
>Don't pursue happiness, pursue something you enjoy.
>Because you enjoy doing it and you feel happy by doing that.
Is pursuing something you enjoy to feel happy not just pursuing happiness?
486f51 No.2242444
David made me play a game about that and I wanted to throw a chair.
486f51 No.2242445
Go to bed, you attention starved gay boy.
c5b443 No.2242446
Nezi u fucking slut I told u to sleep
e9776f No.2242447
Nezi's dad said "no cummies b4 bed" so he's trying to get them here instead.
c5b443 No.2242448
Cummy tummy can make it hard to sleep
847632 No.2242449
I am currently waiting for Godot myself. He should be here any minute now.
>>2242443
You aren't pursuing it for happiness, you're pursuing it for entertainment.
1f6ed8 No.2242450
>>2242447
This made me smile.
Meaning I'm obviously sleep-deprived and SHOULD go to bed.
847632 No.2242452
He better be here soon. I swear if he isn't...
c5b443 No.2242454
I can't stop thinking about cummies now because of Tsuchi uwu
>>2242453
So masturbate
1f6ed8 No.2242455
>>2242453
So basically what everyone has been saying.
>>2242449
Is happiness valueable?
847632 No.2242456
>>2242455
Sure, and I've got a whole gallon of it I'll sell to you for five thousand dollars.
1f6ed8 No.2242457
>>2242456
Truly, the only thing not worth pursuing was this conversation.
c5b443 No.2242458
ur mom isn't worth pursuing
c5b443 No.2242459
Fortune do u think the flowers in my name are kawaii
7a07fb No.2242460
I think you shoulda gone with #3
c5b443 No.2242461
I didn't ask you; you're supposed to be masturbating
847632 No.2242462
>>2242457
Was that not obvious from the start?
1f6ed8 No.2242463
'too horny to sleep' is alien to me.
send t
>>2242459
I've never thought anything was kawaii.
But to answer your question: Few things in my font are cute. They look as much like butterflies as flowers for me, too.
>>2242460
#3?
1f6ed8 No.2242464
>>2242462
I gave it more credit than I should have.
7a07fb No.2242465
>>2242461
make me, bitch nigga
e9776f No.2242466
Masturbation is a sin.
Pray it away.
847632 No.2242467
>>2242464
Here, a consolation prize. Did you know that all animals can scream?
1f6ed8 No.2242468
>masturbate.
>make me.
>to Erio.
c5b443 No.2242469
>>2242463
Arguably that's twice the kawaii
>>2242465
Shhhh
Be a good boy and shoot your cummies out for me
c5b443 No.2242470
>>2242468
That's what he wanted
7a07fb No.2242471
>>2242469
Weak. You're gonna have to do better than that.
1f6ed8 No.2242472
>>2242469
Aye. I like butterflies. But it's happening because the pics ain't clear, not because they're so pretty.
>>2242470
Probably, honestly.
e9776f No.2242473
Make him go beg Tracer, 4m.
1f6ed8 No.2242474
e9776f No.2242475
Fuck you, Fortune.
You have Tokai to yourself.
1f6ed8 No.2242476
Few people have I been shipped with. Ironically or not.
I don't think I've hated any of them more than this one.
21001a No.2242477
>>2242467
Snails go ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ
c5b443 No.2242478
>>2242471
It's cute when you use capitalization and punctuation to try to look like a big boi
>>2242472
Stop overthinking it and enjoy the flowers that u kind of see as butterflies
>>2242473
He already did that or he wouldn't be here
e9776f No.2242479
Just have him run around in wooden clogs and whatever those blue dresses with aprons are.
e9776f No.2242480
>>2242478
>It's cute when you use capitalization and punctuation to try to look like a big boi
I don't have any brainlet images on this new laptop to post to this in greentext.
1f6ed8 No.2242481
>>2242478
They're alright.
Screencap how your name looks on your end for me.
>>2242479
>blue dresses with aprons
I have no idea.
>run around in wooden clogs
Holy shit that's cruel as fuck yo. Clogs are the worst fucking thing.
>him
c5b443 No.2242482
>>2242480
That's your natural style tho
1f6ed8 No.2242483
>>2242482
Plugin to always change certain poster's pictures to brainlets when?
e9776f No.2242484
>>2242481
Anytime you see a Dutch person in marketing in the US, it looks like this.
7a07fb No.2242485
carrots and ranch :3
healthy snacks~
>>2242478
i am a big boi!
e9776f No.2242486
>>2242485
>and ranch
Ranch is pure fat.
c5b443 No.2242487
>>2242481
>>2242483
I mean how he uses capitalization and punctuation
Nezi only started recently and it's when he's trying to give off a big boi vibe
7a07fb No.2242488
>>2242486
Fat isn't necessarily bad for you.
It's also a major part of keto diet.
c5b443 No.2242489
>>2242485
ur an eternal shota
1f6ed8 No.2242490
>>2242484
Ah, that stuff. Don't even know what to call it.
I find that it looks horrible.
>>2242487
Oooh, alright.
I find my takeaway from it funnier.
Methinks your name looks better on my end.
e9776f No.2242491
>>2242488
A lot of saturated fats, at that.
7a07fb No.2242492
>>2242489
i hate that word
children are not for sexual
e9776f No.2242493
>>2242490
It genuinely looks awful, usually with a windmill in the background.
7a07fb No.2242494
>>2242491
>2g sat fat
>12g total fat
wow so much saturated fat
c5b443 No.2242495
>>2242490
Ok butterfly memelord
>>2242492
Ok Tumblr, I'll be sure to properly tag my dd/lg posts
7a07fb No.2242496
it's not like i'm consuming gallons of ranch either
1f6ed8 No.2242497
>>2242493
The windmills are fine.
Not entirely accurate, not entirely inaccurate.
7a07fb No.2242498
>>2242495
what does that mean
1f6ed8 No.2242499
c5b443 No.2242500
>>2242498
You don't know even tho u want to be the little girl in a dd/lg relationship with Tracer?
>>2242499
How was ur day
e9776f No.2242501
>>2242494
>>2242496
You can eat it but it's objectively not healthy.
>>2242497
But ikt is a chinky.
7a07fb No.2242502
need to clean room very soon
getting to that point
>>2242500
>dd
something daddy...
>lg
little girl
i'm a guy though
>>2242501
prove it
and i'm sure the 2 tbsp I had is gonna make me gain a ton of weight and raise my cholesterol or something
1f6ed8 No.2242503
>>2242500
Long, ending.
Not as painful as expected. Even ate. I'll take the little victories.
>>2242501
ikt is also not a girl. At all. We've met.
But that's not half as funny.
And it's not very funny to begin with.
1f6ed8 No.2242504
>>2242502
Daddy dom/little girl
It makes the me uncomfortable.
c5b443 No.2242505
Lmao
>>2242502
If u identify as a boy now the term is dd/lb
>>2242503
What did you eat? ^^
c5b443 No.2242506
7a07fb No.2242507
>>2242504
yeah that shit's stupid
I'd rather just be in a normal relationship
fetish stuff is fun sometimes but the whole relationship shouldn't be built around it lol
1f6ed8 No.2242508
>>2242505
Fried chicken. By the time I could eat it'd been midnight. Not a lot of open places at that point, and the only thing the open place sells worth eating are the chicken and kroketten.
7a07fb No.2242509
>>2242506
>>2242505
the point being that it doesn't work for me and I don't like it, but I don't care if other people do it
put jumper cables on your nipples and whip yourself with a horse crop for all i care
e9776f No.2242510
What's the thing that's just fries with shitload of random garbage foods on it in the Netherlands?
1f6ed8 No.2242511
>>2242507
I wholeheartedly agree, but am fine with others doing it, ya know? Mostly.
Though the word daddy has been completely ruined for me.
7a07fb No.2242512
1f6ed8 No.2242514
>>2242510
The entirety of Dutch 'cuisine'.
Though I'm thinking you mean Kapsalon.
c5b443 No.2242515
>>2242509
I think you calling Tracer "daddy" is all it would take for it to be able to be defined as dd/lb
Go jack off and sleep u insane shota
7a07fb No.2242516
>>2242511
yeah exactly what I said here >>2242509
I don't like it but whatever works for you, ya know
1f6ed8 No.2242517
>ranch-dressing-is-whats-wrong-with-america/
That's just optimism lol.
7a07fb No.2242518
>>2242515
yeah no I don't like that word
I tried to make myself like it but it's just obnoxious/silly
e9776f No.2242519
Ranch is delicious but it's still unhealthy.
>>2242514
Yeah, that's the shit.
What the fuck is Dutch cuisine other than like a bastard mix of your colonies' food stripped of all flavor?
7a07fb No.2242520
>>2242517
yeah I mean who cares about politics, federal deficit, or any other major topics when restaurants are serving RANCH
7a07fb No.2242521
1f6ed8 No.2242522
>>2242516
Mhm, mhm.
Whatever any number of consenting adults do to eachother behind closed doors ain't none of my business.
But I usually prefer those doors then also stay closed.
>>2242519
>What the fuck is Dutch cuisine other than like a bastard mix of your colonies' food stripped of all flavor?
Stews. A lot of stews.
But that's about it.
c5b443 No.2242524
>>2242508
Sorry missed this
Fried chicken can be pretty good
>>2242518
Electricute ur nipples or whatever it was u were thinking about then dude idk
e9776f No.2242525
>>2242521
It's literally a quarter of recommended fats and like a fifth of your sodium in a tablespoon. In no way is that healthy.
1f6ed8 No.2242526
>>2242520
Yeah.
People thinking ranch is what is wrong with America is what is wrong with America.
1f6ed8 No.2242527
>>2242524
It was better than it usually was. It's a pretty bad place for food. And it only serves food.
It's just the thing that stays open the longest.
c5b443 No.2242528
There was a pretty good fried chicken place near where I lived in China
They used really good spices
e9776f No.2242529
>>2242522
So it's kind of similar to a lot of Slav food, just more actual meats and less poor people veggies?
7a07fb No.2242530
>>2242525
>no way
I don't see any proof.
You're just assuming.
>>2242522
Yeah, PDA stuff is annoying to me. Sex stuff should be private.
>>2242526
You're what's wrong with America.
c5b443 No.2242531
-kisses Tsuchi in front of Nezi-
e9776f No.2242532
>>2242530
>I don't see any proof.
IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION OFF GOOGLE.
c5b443 No.2242533
>>2242527
There's actually a gas station near here that makes really good food 24/7
A lot of it is kind of unhealthy tho
1f6ed8 No.2242534
>>2242529
I have no idea what slav food is like, but this ain't unlikely.
>>2242533
There's not a single damn 24/7 place here.
I got THE HUNGRY two days ago at 5 AM.
It was a sad moment.
>>2242530
Amen.
>You're what's wrong with America.
...deep down, I always knew.
c5b443 No.2242535
>>2242534
Buy good stuff you can make at home
Even if it's just things like sandwiches
Sandwiches can be pretty good
1f6ed8 No.2242536
>>2242535
MY KITCHEN IS FULL OF SIN.
I refuse to use it.
e9776f No.2242537
>>2242534
It's all root vegetables and other with some protein to it or really undesirable portions of meats slow cooked in a stew to make them edible. Usually with really minimal flavor other than one really strong herb.
c5b443 No.2242538
Bye for now ♥
>>2242536
Remind me to ask u mean by that
Or just explain now and I'll probably remember to read it later
c5b443 No.2242539
*ask you what you mean by that
bibi
1f6ed8 No.2242540
>>2242538
It's just that my housemates keep it filthy.
I've seen too many mice there to ever want to make food there.
Later.
7a07fb No.2242541
>>2242532
You're basing the assumption that it's bad for you off of "recommended standards"
but what if the standards are wrong? :^)
for fat, sodium is probably right
e9776f No.2242542
>>2242540
>I've seen too many mice there to ever want to make food there.
The fuck? Why do you live there?
7a07fb No.2242543
>not having food and healthy snacks stocked in fridge/pantry all the time
1f6ed8 No.2242544
>>2242537
Yeah nah, it ain't nothing like that. We don't do it out of necessity
We eat Stamppot and Hutspot because we WANT to.
>>2242543
>Healthy.
BEGONE
>>2242542
They ain't in my room.
I'm looking for a new place though.
e9776f No.2242545
>>2242541
I will trust the FDA and other nations' governmental bodies along with clinical dieticians over internet fad diets.
21001a No.2242546
I bought a pound of sliced roast beef for $5,
for one night only you can see the spectacle; Chiri attempts to ingest 2 inches thick roast beef!
e9776f No.2242547
>>2242544
Why would you even live in a place that has rats in the same building?
1f6ed8 No.2242549
>>2242547
>Rats.
Nono. Mice. Tiny ones.
Also it's better than the streets.
Also I've not seen them since we have a cat.
But the kitchen is still ruined for me. And still filthy.
21001a No.2242550
>>2242549
Our family cat was retarded.
I was more skilled at catching mice in the quiet, dark kitchen at nighttime.
I tortured the shit out of them with fire and needles out of boredom and discarded their carcasses.
Told my mom I got rid of the mouse problem. Told her don't ask how.
1f6ed8 No.2242551
>>2242550
Hello yes I would like to go back to not knowing this.
21001a No.2242552
>>2242551
Sorry, reality is a bitch. Deal with it.
e9776f No.2242553
>>2242550
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.
21001a No.2242555
>>2242553
J'ai rôt un laisse torte
1f6ed8 No.2242556
486f51 No.2242557
Golly, Chiri.
You're so cool.
21001a No.2242558
Damn,
your standards are fucking shit.
7a538c No.2242559
7a538c No.2242560
>>2242558
Jeez dude, torturing mice isn't as big as torturing dogs though, so you're not as cool as Blood-chan yet.
486f51 No.2242561
No. Blood-chan is still just a retard.
e9776f No.2242562
7a538c No.2242563
>>2242561
Are... you implying Chiri's not being retarded here?
21001a No.2242564
>>2242560
At the time, I was treating them as my captive enemies; unwelcome infiltrators in our home.
I was young, brash; I may have overstepped my moral boundaries, but I was punishing them, while trying to prove my own worth to my superiors...
7a538c No.2242565
>>2242564
Not cash money of you.
21001a No.2242566
They did die; some were quick, others prolonged-
all to feed a fledgeling ego; to serve an action-reward dopamine release..
e9776f No.2242567
21001a No.2242569
I am close with Death.
I have seen life fade from close ones.
I have been blessed to be the one who finds the bodies, each time, every time.
But that is because I am embraced by the silence, the cold.
I am already halfway home, one step in, and all is calm and natural.
e9776f No.2242570
>>2242569
I really hope the webcomic takes off so you're not here or collecting cans for beer money.
21001a No.2242571
I once rescuscitated a cat with mouth-to-mouth after it had choked on built-up lung fluids from what was to be diagnosed later as a congenital heart defect.
she died a week later despite efforts to treat with Lasix.
third dead cat I touched and had a hand in burial.
7a538c No.2242572
>>2242569
Same bruh
>>2242571
Ewwwwwwwwww
21001a No.2242573
>>2242570
I appreciate the support, but there is no comic.
21001a No.2242574
>>2242572
Yes, I sucked the fluids out of her air passageways and spit it out, quickly and desperately blowing air into her lungs and it was successfuly, but tragically not any long-term solution.
She died because I had to go to work and wasn't there.
7a538c No.2242575
>>2242574
I think most people would let it die there.
21001a No.2242576
Actually she died of the congenital heart defect..
I couldn't afford the euthanization so I tried oral Lasix treatment and protein milk for food because she was vomitting solid food at that point
7a07fb No.2242577
tfw you taste that sweet feline lung fluid
21001a No.2242578
If I could have done it differently I would have gone with the euthanasia knowing what I know now.
21001a No.2242579
>dead mice
>dead cats
>dead family
>dead threads
>shakespearean tragedies
caad67 No.2242582
caad67 No.2242584
caad67 No.2242587
239e47 No.2242588
>>2242586
>>2242587
had to help fren with something
howsa hu
caad67 No.2242589
>>2242588
"meh".
Having fun?
1bfe0d No.2242590
I can't believe Tsuchi continues to start the thread with intentionally ugly images to cover up the fact they don't have any folders or an eye for good things to save in general.
caad67 No.2242591
>to cover up the fact they don't have any folders
tbh, I'd like to see an Operating System that doesn't have directories
caad67 No.2242593
1bfe0d No.2242595
>>2242591
you know what i mean like a good image folder goddamn you'd still organize images in a section
79e507 No.2242601
7ededb No.2242602
>>2242601
mother fucker, don't even
79e507 No.2242603
7ededb No.2242605
>>2242603
REEEEEEEEEE
>>2242604
Wow.
Ur nothin' special
What is Luka up to this morning?
9294ab No.2242607
It seems to me that trannies and homos are very drawn to alt+right politics. Perhaps an extension of brain problems.
7bf922 No.2242608
eh, echo chambers are more of a problem tbh
b6b4c0 No.2242610
>>2242605
looking at ram and ssd's
7ededb No.2242611
>>2242610
Samsung 860 EVO.
b6b4c0 No.2242612
>>2242611
why shouldn't just get myself a second 512 850?
the 860 is only a 12% increase
9294ab No.2242613
7bf922 No.2242614
its like macron is secretly looking to fuck the left at every turn
caad67 No.2242615
9294ab No.2242616
Macron was spot on. In March we riot.
7bf922 No.2242617
will his second in command also be coming out to crack some commie skulls with the boys in blue?
7bf922 No.2242618
also
>not just grabbing them reduced commercial SSDs
b6b4c0 No.2242619
>>2242615
can't clone my MBR onto a m.2
the drive wont recognize
so i'm sticking with an ssd, not an m.2 (for MBR imma full clone)
so it's either gonna be another 850, or 860 whenever that's on sale
b6b4c0 No.2242620
>>2242616
macaroni?!
:O
:yum emoji:
9294ab No.2242621
b6b4c0 No.2242622
>>2242621
making me hungry~ ♥
7bf922 No.2242624
0b924c No.2242629
But that's not Yuri Purii
No licky licky that big dicky
cded5b No.2242630
>>2242627
>
>>2242629
I bet you'd like to licky then sticky that large dicky
0b924c No.2242631
>>2242630
Did those porn stars just shitpost a bane meme??
79e507 No.2242632
>>2242631
>Not knowing about the bane porn niche
cded5b No.2242633
>>2242631
memes are magic. they just happen.
9294ab No.2242635
I wonder is smiles/tsuchi roleplay gamergate in the bedroom
4f217b No.2242636
>>2242630
he just had to be a fucking aussie didn't he
c3284b No.2242638
>>2242598
>monika repeats herself
>drop tea
9294ab No.2242639
486f51 No.2242641
I keep forgetting to buy breakfast food.
c5b443 No.2242643
Do you ever just wake up with an intense cocklust?
486f51 No.2242644
7ededb No.2242646
b6b4c0 No.2242647
>>2242641
i found some tasty breakfast burritos for only $1.50
486f51 No.2242648
>>2242647
We don't have stores that really sell those this late in the day.
b6b4c0 No.2242649
>>2242648
i get them in the grocery store in the frozen isle and save some for each morning! ^ ^
c5b443 No.2242650
Reminder that Scoots HAS done gay
caad67 No.2242653
>>2242619
You can't? That's odd, worked on my machine
486f51 No.2242655
>>2242654
But I just got my nails did.
b6b4c0 No.2242656
>>2242653
i need to full clone a MBR and mirror the 2 partition onto a larger newer model SSD, and then check if the registry is ok, and do a extend since then newer drive is twice the size of the older different brand
and hope that the z270e can even detect the new MBR drive
caad67 No.2242657
>>2242656
If the newer drive is larger, you can just copy fucking everything bit for bit. The drives will then be identical
1c0aa7 No.2242659
then again 2h overtime is already nms
b6b4c0 No.2242660
>>2242657
i just hope that it won't cry about some UEFI thingy
or fail because some registry hardware mismatch
i've been lucky so far with my laptops win7 MBR working in a whole brand new tower system... like magic... even though when i tried a fresh win7 install on a seperate SSD it failed and issued me incompat hardware warnings all over the place.
this SSD is like 4-8 years old... trillions of w/r's
caad67 No.2242661
>>2242660
I wouldn't know.... Don't see why it would considering every data is exactly the same and laid out exactly the same too with the exact same structure as everything was copied bit by bit.
But I dunno, Windows has rarely worked in a sensible manner
b6b4c0 No.2242662
>>2242661
the data is exactly the same, but the way the SSD chip handler thingy works VS what the old SSD firmware was might be a mismatch if all the data is perfectly the same
so the bios might see it as the wrong ssd firmware/hardware
*shrug*
just stuff i worry about whenever i decide to backup my MBR to a brand new drive...
probably gonna use this when i buy the new ssd:
https://www.easeus.com/todo-backup-resource/clone-mbr-to-gpt-disk-ssd.html
1c0aa7 No.2242664
>>2242662
firmware isnt on the data
unless you jtag it
caad67 No.2242665
>>2242662
But you only touch the data, not its firmware. And you copy over MBR too.
I dunno though, all I did was run dd
caad67 No.2242666
b6b4c0 No.2242668
>>2242664
do you think the program will work?
and i won't have to change anything?
and the new MBR will just plug and play?
and i can format the old MBR into extra storage?
1f6ed8 No.2242669
>>2242663
Is this a play on cockbiter, yes/no?
1f6ed8 No.2242670
caad67 No.2242672
1f6ed8 No.2242674
>>2242673
bit-cock-er
Just swap the first two parts around.
b6b4c0 No.2242675
>>2242672
looks too complicated and comandliney.....
and it needs some kinda weird linux thingy?
>>2242673
wats gpt?
caad67 No.2242676
>>2242675
Kinda.
But it's literally just # dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/nvme0n1
and you're done. Doesn't become more simple than that
b6b4c0 No.2242678
>>2242676
but muh stuff isn't nvme?
1c0aa7 No.2242679
b6b4c0 No.2242680
>>2242679
how do i do all the stuff i want (without going through linux/unix enviroments)
caad67 No.2242681
>>2242678
But you said it wouldn't work with an nvme drive. I'm saying it would~
Could just replace nvme0n1 with sdb then. It's just the name of the drive.
The names depends on what ports your drives are connected to too
1c0aa7 No.2242682
>>2242680
re-install windows??
a7d19f No.2242683
loco post body parts in need of massage
a7d19f No.2242684
yeah tell the guy who doesnt already know what it was to use dd, what could go wrong?
1f6ed8 No.2242685
>>2242677
fuck yea
>>2242679
Then what is it?
b6b4c0 No.2242686
>>2242681
but i don't think my OS will support m.2 stuff since the os is before that stuff was mainstream......
and it might start throwing errors because the enviroment wasn't built to handle some new m.2 format thingys....
>>2242682
no, that's what i'm trying to avoid doing at all costs.
i tried that already and the the fresh install just bluescreens....
1c0aa7 No.2242687
94e856 No.2242688
>>2242683
My throat is killing me!
a7d19f No.2242689
cded5b No.2242690
>>2242688
that looks a little like a throat... without sperm in it though.
b6b4c0 No.2242691
>>2242687
My OS is like magic
:D
it just works.... somehow
:P
caad67 No.2242692
>>2242686
NVME came out before your GTX 1080ti. Following that logic, your GPU wouldn't work
1f6ed8 No.2242693
>>2242687
oooooh.
At least it was a cockpun
b6b4c0 No.2242694
>>2242692
does that mean a NVME has drivers too? just like my gpu?
caad67 No.2242695
>>2242694
Everything has drivers, silly. Even your CPU
b6b4c0 No.2242696
>>2242695
silly windows trying to stop me at least i use this: https://github.com/zeffy/wufuc
caad67 No.2242697
>>2242696
They'll find a way around it, maybe~
b6b4c0 No.2242698
>>2242697
im scared to download some updates....
their page info is too vague....
im worried it'll reinstall the telemetry i uninstalled by hiding them in the batch
caad67 No.2242699
>>2242698
They've done that plenty of times according to /g/....
603dfc No.2242700
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So we still lynching the gays?
On this note, I learnt how to knot a sweet slipknot thanks to my time in the toy store.
7ededb No.2242701
>they're gonna reinstall telemetry
who cares tbh
603dfc No.2242702
I got £30 to last me the week.
I got 5 cans of cider to drink before my mum comes in and steals a can from my precious hoard.
I'm ready to kick names and take ass.
7ededb No.2242703
>>2242702
>he's gonna take his moms ass
Scanner...
b6b4c0 No.2242704
>>2242699
i dunno wat to do
>>2242701
i don't want microsoft to use up my background resources and data, just so it can do some 'phone-home' protocalls...
don't misunderstand... im only talking about windows/microsoft
not other programs.
c5b443 No.2242705
Idk why but I'm super horny today
I think I'll masturbate on cam with this slutty trap I know later
Anyway how u
7ededb No.2242706
>>2242704
...
>>2242705
Well I was doin' just fine till I read the middle of your post.
603dfc No.2242707
>>2242703
Fuck off, that's vile.
Is your name Spectre? Or is that just your tag and you have another name?
>>2242705
Bit upset because I lost at dota2 and need to get into more videogames apart from that shitshow.
Writing more in my blog, writing about the future.
cded5b No.2242708
>>2242700
Nope. Thread will die then. /animus/ Extinction.
caad67 No.2242709
>>2242701
nothing to hide nothing to fear :^)
>>2242704
No idea, I'm not the right one to ask for such kind of advice. I'd not be able to provide you with one you'd like to hear
7ededb No.2242710
>>2242707
Can you repeat the question?
cded5b No.2242711
>>2242707
spectre is spectre. screen related.
1bfe0d No.2242712
guess who this comic is for
7ededb No.2242713
>>2242709
At this point in our history it doesn't matter if you've nothing to hide or fear. They're gonna do it anyway, and you can't stop them. Might as well not give a fuck and make it entertaining for the guys watching.
b6b4c0 No.2242714
>>2242706
lamo xD
ur weird~
>>2242709
;~; who knows all the answers?
9294ab No.2242715
caad67 No.2242716
>>2242713
You sound like someone who votes for common sense gun control laws too
caad67 No.2242717
>>2242714
I don't know, but it's not me
94e856 No.2242718
Erio are we skyping or what.
c5b443 No.2242719
>>2242706
You have an e-crush on me?
>>2242707
What about the future
a7d19f No.2242720
>enabling trannies
>>2242700
slip a knot inside me tbh
caad67 No.2242722
7ededb No.2242723
>>2242714
No, u.
Why wouldn't you apply the same principle to those other programs?
>>2242716
Absolutely. I mean, it's common sense.
>>2242719
You wish.
603dfc No.2242724
>>2242708
Thought so. Guess I'll never put my skill of tying slipknots to use. ;w;
>>2242710
Is your name Spectre?
And how are you, btw?
>>2242711
Ty. I ask because I forget Squash is Heulen. And I forget other people's names.
>>2242719
I'm doing a Teacher's Assistant course so hopefully I wanna be a teacher assistant, then a teacher, then get my Masters then PhD then become a uni tutor.
>>2242720
>KNOTTED DOG COCK
9294ab No.2242725
traps do not equal trans
LATER NIGGERS, MEAL TIME
caad67 No.2242726
>>2242723
Absolutely, now hand them over. No more five-seven for you, it's for the greater good
a7d19f No.2242727
>>2242724
i jest tbh
i am a touch bored, felt like going out all day but the bf wanted to stay in and somebodys coming to pick up this PC in 2 hours.
>>2242725
>enabling traps
7ededb No.2242728
>>2242724
Is this a trick question?
I'm alright, tired, bored.
>>2242726
I'll great your good, faggot.
caad67 No.2242729
>>2242728
That sounds pretty gay to me..
c5b443 No.2242730
>>2242715
ur a trap?
>>2242718
I signed in to Skype for the first time in like six months yesterday to call everyone in my old group chats' moms gay
>>2242718
>being a teacher
Fuk skool my dude
>>2242723
Lately a few people have told me they do
I feel like I should be better at figuring that stuff out on my own
c5b443 No.2242731
>>2242730
Oh the teacher reply was for >>2242724
1c0aa7 No.2242732
why does there not exist an xml library thats good
caad67 No.2242734
because xml itself is shit
7ededb No.2242735
>>2242729
>>2242730
Who?
Maybe if you weren't such an obnoxious gayboi you'd be able to see it through that pink filter of yours.
a7d19f No.2242736
b6b4c0 No.2242737
>>2242723
the other programs aren't made by the company microsoft(2018)
1c0aa7 No.2242739
c5b443 No.2242740
>>2242735
I can't say that lol
And most niggas don't wear their heart on their sleeves as much as I do I guess
If I have a crush on someone I make it pretty obvious to them
603dfc No.2242741
>>2242727
I jest too, I can't afford bad dragon dildoes tbh.
I'll try my best to entertain you the way I can, surely if I entertain you cunts hard enough I'll get myself an A-Tier badge. I need to aim for the stars because in Dota2 I'm garbage.
Ever picked up smoking? That sorta helps with boredom.
>>2242728
Not a trick question, Heulen is Squash so sometimes I think I forget people's 'Real' names.
I can help you with your boredom, pull my finger.
>>2242731
It's the only way I can turn my media and communication degree into something, by going through the education route. Makes sense right? Learn how to type academic bullshit, later teach to type academic bullshit for money.
caad67 No.2242742
>>2242739
>json is a replacement for xml
>library to convert xml to json
Best library you can get I guess
a7d19f No.2242743
>>2242741
same, nor do i think i could fit most of them.
no, and i cant say ive any plan to. ive resorted back to dark souls in order to sate my desire to do things with my time but lack of any real means to do productive things.
7ededb No.2242744
>>2242737
...
>>2242740
It was Neko. Gotta be.
>>2242741
No other handle.
No, and go wash your hands.
c5b443 No.2242745
>>2242741
Do you really want to do that tho? If you're just doing it out of some perceived necessity I'm pretty sure there are other options
I was a teacher for like six months in China; it can be kind of draining if ur an introvert
But probably not so much with college level students I guess
a7d19f No.2242746
who actually considers teaching in china?
c5b443 No.2242747
KILL PEOPLE, BURN SHIT, FUCK SCHOOL
>>2242744
No
I think he just wants my cummies? 🤔
c5b443 No.2242749
>>2242746
I don't regret it
Wouldn't have wanted to stay for longer tho; it's a good experience but gets old
7ededb No.2242750
>>2242747
Fuck, I was so certain too...
As long as its on your toes, and you're forceful with it.
>>2242748
a7d19f No.2242751
>>2242749
literally a call every week after i finished uni, asking if i want to teach english in china. id rather not die to some random chink with an IQ of 60 operating heavy machinery.
603dfc No.2242752
>>2242743
Yeah, they're made for deviants with gaping buttholes.
And Dark Souls is good, I hear the remaster is shite. I need to get into this game called Project Highrise because a friend bought it for my birthday. I don't game as often as I used to. I think I lost my love for gaming.
>>2242744
I fucking LOVE washing my hands, I got this dank ass soap from Lush called Moustachio which has a black moustache on it.
>>2242745
This is why I'm doing the teaching assistant course, so I get a taste of school first. I had this career's advisory team called Talent Match who are going through my options so I'm keeping my options open.
Kids can do my head in a bit but I feel great when I teach a kid something he couldn't understand alone.
1c0aa7 No.2242753
>>2242742
seriously thinking of just throwing the converter between my xml stuff and the not so xml stuiff lmaoo
a7d19f No.2242754
>>2242752
dark souls is good, but dark souls 3 isnt. same tbh, im just killing time. do fancy making a good int build tho.
c5b443 No.2242756
>>2242750
I generally prefer to make cummies directly in mouths
>>2242751
They are pretty cray drivers
They always acted like they were going to hit me whenever I was walking across a crosswalk and had the right of way, but they always stopped at the last moment
So some of their driving is just an attempt to be intimidating and be first because of small asian penis
>>2242752
Makes sense; just see if you like it I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tbh I've discovered that I'm just not particularly fond of kids in general lol
7ededb No.2242757
>>2242756
What's your policy on receiving cummies?
c5b443 No.2242758
>>2242757
I want them to land right on my tongue
a7d19f No.2242759
>>2242756
as appealing as small asian penis sounds, i dunno if im willing to take it from a monkey
c5b443 No.2242760
>>2242759
I'd give Kanra's small asian penis a reach-around
c5b443 No.2242761
NICE family dinner is cancelled
That solves my main problem for the day
f56cc6 No.2242762
Perfect, we will feed you all the cummies you desire.
7ededb No.2242763
>>2242758
And how many has that been so far?
c5b443 No.2242764
>>2242762
I'm picky tbh
It's hard to live up to the slut ideal
>>2242763
I've only done straight lewds irl
But probably like 50 online, maybe more
I kind of like boys more these days so maybe I should suck a cock irl soon
a7d19f No.2242765
>>2242760
i dont think ive ever seen kanras penis, so ive no idea how big or small it is
f56cc6 No.2242767
>>2242764
We can help you with those pesky standards you have.
603dfc No.2242768
>Not only that you need to fuck off, you need to fuck off from wherever it is you fuck off to; because the people living in where you fuck off to wouldn't want to deal with you either. Fuck off twice!
And this is why I like Jimquistion, that's a sweet put down.
>>2242754
Wish I completed Dark Souls but my PS3 broke down. I feel /animus/ is the best place to unwind in.
>>2242756
Kids are ok for me, they're not great but they're okay. They're just incomplete adults.
cded5b No.2242769
>>2242724
I forget names all the time. not as much anymore, thankfully.
b6ad17 No.2242770
>>2242768
Tbh dark souls is worth your time if you want to play games. Animus is alright tbh.
c5b443 No.2242771
>>2242765
Me neither
I just remember seeing a pic of him and him being a cute asian femboy
>>2242766
Actually I probably would want to get to know the guy first uwu
>>2242767
Well I don't exactly have "standards"; different things can turn me on at different times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You could try wearing a skirt; that might be hot
>>2242768
They're whatever I guess; kind of annoying tho
b6ad17 No.2242772
f56cc6 No.2242774
>>2242771
>>2242773
It's called a fucking kilt!
7ededb No.2242775
>>2242774
Whatever you gotta do to justify it, faggot.
603dfc No.2242776
>>2242769
Yeah, I'm bad with names. I'll always remember Scoots, Erio and Bard though. I think the problem is I don't really talk to people that much. Oh, and Raccoon and qt, I love them both so much.
>>2242770
What are the controls like on PC? And btw, I need to get back into GTAV; you fancy playing that with me if you got it? Should prepare us for Red Dead Redemption 2, that's a game I'm excited about.
>>2242771
Yeah, they're like a wall of noise. Kids have this nasty side effect on me where my mind goes schitzo for a while after because I'm so shaken up. Thank god I only deal with kids once a week, I'd go crazy if I had to deal with them longer.
f56cc6 No.2242777
>>2242775
Don't make me fuck you!
cded5b No.2242778
>>2242776
Would you gay them though?
a7d19f No.2242779
bois in kilts are qt
>>2242776
terrible, you should only ever play it with a controller.
i dont play GTA anymore tbh, stopped when they ditched the san andreas formula and made a game that just kinda felt boring to play.
cded5b No.2242781
>>2242779
I'll admit the next GTA wasn't too memorable to me but I loved the next one.
Just imagine a game that had Tsuchi, Test, & Neko in it as main characters. That's a little what it's like to me.
603dfc No.2242782
>>2242778
I don't really gay nowadays, not the horny beast I used to be. I'd probably gay Raccoon though, but I'm not sure if I'm even gay.
>>2242779
Yeah, I don't fancy getting a controller because I wouldn't know how to connect it to my computer.
I need to get back into it because they just had a new update where you can run your own nightclub. I fucking hated the multiplayer missions with Lamarr because you get killed so easily and the room for error sucks.
cded5b No.2242783
>>2242782
If you eat ass a few times, you might be able to know for sure.
603dfc No.2242784
>>2242783
Eat ass? But they poop from there!
I dunno, I fap to traps, that's pretty gay, right?
Maybe I just need to try and kiss a man and see where we go from there.
a7d19f No.2242785
>>2242781
honestly mechanically its uninteresting to me.
>>2242782
literally just plug a PS2 controller in with a £1.50 adapter from ebay.
tbh i have 0 interest in playing that shitty fucking game, GTA died to me with SA, and even now i still prefer vice city.
cded5b No.2242786
>>2242784
I don't know. Seems like everyone thinks differently on if traps are gay or not.
Make sure the man is gay. it's not gay to have sex with straight guys, i've heard.
603dfc No.2242787
>>2242785
Oh, so you need a PS2 Controller? I thought you needed xbox. See, I don't know my shit. I don't even know where to plug it in.
Tbf, I have little interest in playing it either and thought I could bolster that interest by playing it with friends. Vice City was fucking baller.
>>2242786
I'll be going down to Canal Street in Manchester, the gayest place I could think of!
May this be a rollicking adventure of finding one's own sexuality!
Tbh, I like girls, girls are better but I had very bad experiences with them.
I always say, I have more interest in games than I have in sex. Maybe I should just go celibate and asexual?
a881b2 No.2242788
>>2242787
you can use a PS2 conroller with the vast majority of shit with an adapter and a piece of software.
vice city was hands down the best aesthetic choice they ever made, and gameplay wise it wasnt much worse than SA. game had a great sound track, and the mechanics were much less generic feeling than modern GTA games.
603dfc No.2242789
Ok mum, how are you?
<I got a bad chest because I've been decorating. Post this song for me please. I reccommend it.
>>2242788
Seems like a ball ache just to get a controller to work for the ps2, I'll consider getting one when I get paid next week.
I liked Vice City, the colours were very 80s. Much neon. I don't know much about mechanics in the game, never really thought about it. Forgot the music. I never had the game, just played it on my cousin's console when I visited him.
a881b2 No.2242791
>>2242789
piss easy, you plug shit in and run a program
just in general tbh, was a more fun game
603dfc No.2242792
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why are you drinking cider from a cup and not a can?
<I wanted to be civilised, here, have this
*passes me a CD*
<Now post the song on 8chan please.
c5b443 No.2242793
>tfw you have energy and want to exercise but it becomes obvious from doing yoga that due to all of the last two days' exercise and drunken dancing, your whole body needs a break
Guess I'll just get high
486f51 No.2242794
I want to smooch Scanners mom.
603dfc No.2242795
>>2242791
Ok, I'll get my hands on a controller then. Do you get an adapter so the end bit becomes a USB?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the most fun game I played, it was called Battle Hunter. I'll get my mum on this convo.
What was the most fun game you played Mum?
<Pacman and Street Fighter.
603dfc No.2242796
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Yeah, mum wants me to post this ad. I don't feel to excited about this, tbh.
c5b443 No.2242797
Are u posting with ur mom again
486f51 No.2242798
Scanner. Tell your mom I want to smooch her.
a881b2 No.2242799
a881b2 No.2242800
>>2242795
tbh crash bandicoot remains the most fun game ive ever played, its a pretty good party game too.
cded5b No.2242801
>>2242787
I've had a lot of dealings with females. Even the best one i've had some issues with but not nearly as bad as the worst. I guess people are people.
Also, watch out. There might end up being a train on the mummers
603dfc No.2242802
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So now that I have the strength of two posters, I get to use 2 d20s.
Rolling to charm the poster below me.
<Post this song!
What do you want to say to these posters?
<I HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF!!!
Are you a drug dealer?
<No, I'm a soul dealer, PRAY!
>>2242797
Yep, it's time for that beloved feature of posting with Scanner's mum. Anything you want to say to her?
>>2242798
Just did, she said do an emote where you have eyebrows raised. I don't think that's a no.
>>2242800
I fucking love Warped, but I prefer Spyro to Crash Bandicoot. Loved exploration.
>>2242801
Yeah, people are people, and people can be dicks. Last girl I had a relationship with I was smoking heorin with her, and she was shitting in the bathtub because the toilet was blocked, a real skank who stole my xbox.
You mean that you lot are gonna run a train on my mumsies? That's crude.
603dfc No.2242803
 | Rolled 5, 20 = 25 (2d20) |
Forgot the d20s, please be nats.
603dfc No.2242804
The power of Mum gave me a natty 20!
When I have kids, I'll show them /animus/.
603dfc No.2242805
<No, it's the power of Hendrix that gave you a nat20.
cded5b No.2242806
>>2242802
Always gotta find decent people to be around. Then they have to be around decent people too. Some nice people have tons of meth heads around, crawling on their floor searching for things.
it could happen. She could get curious, loved up, then willfully violated. You'd want to leave the room at that point.
603dfc No.2242807
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I just realized that my mum doesn't know you guys so this would be a good time for icebreakers, which works for me because I forget most posters. Still know who qt is though. I need to be here every day and expose myself to you guys.
>>2242806
I have my mate Chris who is a stand-up guy. I think I attract the worse.
Told my mum she could end up in a gangbang, she said <'Frig off'
603dfc No.2242808
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<All we hear is radio babble.
Anything you want to say to these people? Go on, introduce yourself
<I'm a sci-fi fan and futurist.
Do you want a new name? Because you don't have to use your real name.
<Darkly Night
What made you pick that name?
<Just came to my head
You'll be known as Darkly Night from now on.
cded5b No.2242809
>>2242807
She needs some drinks.
603dfc No.2242810
Who knows, my mum could get rated in the new tier list.
<Have you got a quid for a cigar?
No, I haven't, but I'll ask the posters here. Anyone got any scrap to throw at DN?
>>2242809
Bitch is drinking my cider.
<I want bourbon.
cded5b No.2242811
>>2242810
Dam, you all might need to get to the liquor store before you have to stagger to get more.
603dfc No.2242813
Oh sweet, that name goes well with A SCANNER DARKLY. My mum is leaving now. She's exiting the building because she doesn't want to get caught in the rain.
>>2242811
I need to go to the liquor store to get more bacca, running low on burn for my smokes.
603dfc No.2242814
When the time comes when my mum has a computer of her own, I'll teach her how to use 8chan, should be funny.
603dfc No.2242815
It fucking beats facebook plus my mum needs new friends, the last friend was a horrible drunk who belittles her. She needs good vibes.
c5b443 No.2242817
486f51 No.2242818
I'm going to post furry porn at your mum.
603dfc No.2242819
>>2242818
Should've done it earlier, now she's gone.
>>2242817
I doubt she'll ever post tits. I'd post mine but I don't have a camera.
603dfc No.2242820
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Oh wow, I thought Tenacious D just stopped dead. I actually liked the film.
a7d19f No.2242821
>>2242802
yeah, the design of crash makes it good for taking turns though, which is important in a party game.
just had that dude over who i built a PC for, i originally lowballed him with 30 thinking his budget was £300, but he upped it to 500 so i was a bit apprehensive about asking for a 15% fee. turns out it was all for nothing and he handed me £100, which i think is a fair bit for what i did but i cant complain.
603dfc No.2242822
>>2242821
Ever heard of Crash Bash? Now there was a party game. I would've loved to play Mario Party with a few people.
Never knew how to built a PC myself, I would've saved myself a lot of money if I knew.
407912 No.2242823
>>2242822
seen it played a bit, looks p fun, but i never had a copy.
building a PC is easy. building a good one takes a bit of knowledge. building a good one cheap takes a little more, maybe a bit more if you want to cut every corner to get it as cheap as possible. troubleshooting a build that goes wrong can also take a bit of know how too, though thats mostly experience. this one took a bit longer than anticipated due to issues with the way the motherboard handled a CMOS battery removal board settings reset, made me think id bricked it somehow.
1f6ed8 No.2242824
>>2242818
Now I wonder if my mom is even aware it exists.
603dfc No.2242825
Gonna go to bed now, it's been fun.
>>2242823
I think the only game I played with people in a room was Smash Bros.
Yeah, I don't wanna risk it, I'll get mine pre-built next time.
c5b443 No.2242826
>>2242819
Ask her if she wants a rich nigga
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