a2f7fd No.2233067
These heifers got nothin' on me 🐄
Steaks high, 🥩 need a side of collard greens 🌿
Cash rules everything around me 💵
Ice C.R.E.A.M, 🍦 ice C.R.E.A.M 🍦
a2f7fd No.2233069
🐄 Mooooooooooo~
🐄 Mooooooooooo~
🐄 Mooooooooooo~
🐄 Mooooooooooo~
b5ef3c No.2233071
I could go for some ice cream
45d06d No.2233072
474083 No.2233073
>>2233063
It's not that "want free stuff", it's that there is an unequal distribution, and correctly the balance would result in better systems that would benefit the country more. Like funding education.
>>2233064
I'd consider adopting. Maybe not from birth but, I'd be a father for a youngin' that has no family.
Provided I have the money, time, desire, etc
474083 No.2233074
when I came earlier I felt a wave of heat in my spine
what the fuck is going on with my body
>>2233072
>tfw no big titty goth gf
ftfy
a2f7fd No.2233075
Got milk, bitch? 🍼
Got beef? 🍔
Got steak, ho? 🥩
Got cheese? 🧀
a2f7fd No.2233076
Special thanks to Nezi for pointing out to me that I have the ability to right click for emojis
474083 No.2233077
a2f7fd No.2233078
I ain't a moooooose, bitch 🦌
Get out my hay, 🌾get out my hay, 🌾 get out my hay 🌾
I ain't a moooooose, bitch 🦌
Get out my hay, 🌾get out my hay, 🌾 bitch, get out my hay 🌾
>>2233077
Like a gay reward?
474083 No.2233079
a2f7fd No.2233080
You a calf, bitch 🐄
You my daughter 👧
I ain't bothered 😃
Get slaughtered 🔪
>>2233079
-kisses your lips- ♥
474083 No.2233081
474083 No.2233083
>>2233082
tell me about it
474083 No.2233084
*deep breath*
CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLINNNG IIIIIIIIIINNNNNN MYY SKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
8ef0b9 No.2233085
>>2233083
Everything hurts and I want to chew on my hands
8ef0b9 No.2233088
I want to destroy something fragile
Smash something into fucking dust
Throw things
Punch people
Violence
d186e6 No.2233091
>>2233090
Hiya Hu. How's you?
d186e6 No.2233092
>>2233090
Okay damn, was not expecting that image size.
fca2e6 No.2233093
>>2233091
>>2233092
Bigger is better as they say~
am fine. Slept well?
d186e6 No.2233094
>>2233093
Methinks you're talking about more than image sizes.
I slept quite poorly actually. Eyes kinda hurt.
Went to bed not long after you posted in the previous thread.
fca2e6 No.2233095
>>2233094
I'm not, I'm just meming.
Bleh, going to bed so late~
d186e6 No.2233096
>>2233095
Sure would explain a recurring feature in your pictures though.
Yeah, it's getting later too, but I woke up 3 hours earlier than yesterday, so I unno.
fca2e6 No.2233097
>>2233096
artists are fags who always draw them big for some reason.
Hmm.. Should go to bed at 10pm
d186e6 No.2233098
>>2233097
>10PM.
This is never happening.
There's people I gotta talk to that ain't around at that time, most of the time.
d186e6 No.2233099
>>2233097
>artists are fags who always draw them big for some reason.
Also, this is very true.
fca2e6 No.2233100
>>2233098
o-oh. Someone important?
>>2233099
It's pretty meh
d186e6 No.2233101
>>2233100
I said people.
But yes, quite.
>Pretty meh.
It's not like I'm a big fan of either, so I don't mind it quite as much, but it's really weird on some character.
fca2e6 No.2233102
>>2233101
Like this slutwolf~
I guess you just gotta work night shifts then
d186e6 No.2233103
>>2233102
Exactly. It's weird to see on her, but saying I mind it on every one of them just ain't true.
But if I'm working at night, how can I talk?
I guess some people pull it off. Depends on the job, 'n stuff.
fca2e6 No.2233104
>>2233103
If you're working all day, then you can't stay up all night~
d186e6 No.2233105
>>2233104
Never work.
Cheat the system!
d186e6 No.2233106
Also yes I can. I'll just sleep all mornin/afternoon.
8ef0b9 No.2233107
Hands are not delicious and still hurt
d186e6 No.2233108
>>2233107
How badly did you chew on your own hands?
8ef0b9 No.2233109
>>2233108
They were red and swollen for a bit
I have to really mean it if I'm going to hurt myself with my teeth
08e812 No.2233110
The Costa Coffee Bonfire Spice Hot Chocolate tm just made me cum.
d186e6 No.2233111
>>2233109
Guess that's not TOO bad.
Concerning still, but not too bad.
d186e6 No.2233113
>>2233112
Oooh, is that why?
What's with the itching?
8ef0b9 No.2233114
>>2233113
Probably stress
So far I've tried everything but benadryl because I don't keep it in the house because I abuse it
d186e6 No.2233115
>>2233114
Oooh, it's a recurring thing, too?
I don't think I'd ever heard of stress causing itches that often. Sorry to hear it.
d186e6 No.2233117
>>2233116
>Saying the d-word in 2018
29c77c No.2233119
>>2233114
Try Sarna
Shit has menthol in it and cools the inflammation from itching
b5ef3c No.2233120
d186e6 No.2233121
>>2233118
This vid is all kinds of uncomfortable.
>>2233120
Mornin'
b5ef3c No.2233123
>>2233121
hi forty
just ate a sandwich ama
8ef0b9 No.2233124
>>2233115
My body is a disaster
>>2233119
I hate lotions
29c77c No.2233126
>>2233124
I'm not a fan either, but that stuff helped me stay sane for a while when my skin was fucked up
d186e6 No.2233127
>>2233122
Oooh. I thought it was a surprising amount of Anon.
Mornin', Irish.
>>2233123
'What was on it?', obviously.
Also: Good Sammich?
>>2233124
That's a feel I know.
Though I'm not gonna compare.
>>2233125
That's one loud boy.
878a43 No.2233129
>>2233127
It's a good one to post in the middle of the night when thread is dead.
b5ef3c No.2233130
>>2233127
chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise
was decent, about as good as I can expect from a pre-packaged one desu
sure hope eating it won't come to bite me in the ass later
8ef0b9 No.2233131
>>2233126
I can't stand the sensation
It's an autism thing
Like I'll be dead set against any kind of lotion and people are like OMG your hands are bleeding like thanks it's the 0 humidity winter
Then I put lotion on because it hurts and the lotion is awful and I have to keep rubbing it until the sensation of it being there is gone but that hurts because my hands are cracked and bleeding and then it takes 10 minutes to wash my hands to eat because they're too lotiony
d186e6 No.2233132
>>2233129
Whaha, I'm sure. Wakes the lurkers up.
>>2233128
Pretty meh. Will probably be better later today.
Though I've been saying that for a while now.
>>2233130
Why would it?
Kiosk at my station sells really good ones. I often get one, no regrets.
878a43 No.2233133
>>2233132
but only if they click on it. They might not admit they did because that would be admitting to falling for a light troll.
29c77c No.2233134
>>2233131
I can understand, I kinda feel the same. Luckily I live in near constant 90 humidity. It got to the point where the discomfort of wearing a lotion outweighed the discomfort of the itch.
It's up to you what you wanna deal with at the end of the day
>>2233132
Kinda the same tbh. Woke up in a kinda melancholy mood. But gotta be productive at work, so I'm sure focusing on that will help drive my brain away from somber feels.
b5ef3c No.2233135
>>2233132
it just seems to be the way things are, from my personal experience at least
maybe you're right and there are good ones out there but I don't fancy paying £7 for a train station sandwich if I can avoid it, and I'm not exactly going to go on a pilgrimage looking for the perfect pre-packaged sandwich either - this was good enough
d186e6 No.2233136
>>2233133
Fair enough.
This one I like. Not sure why. Probably because she ain't actually angry. I think.
>>2233134
Ooh, I'm mentally fine, mostly. Bit dull because tired.
Condition is coming to the end of the cycle, as it does every... I'mma say about 10 days.
>>2233135
Ahh, fair enough. They do get pricey. I'm not sure what I'm paying for them, honestly.
29c77c No.2233137
>>2233136
I've had a cloud kinda like this over me for the past 1-2 years now. I'm more or less used to it. Just circumstances in life that I can't really control, so I just gotta bare with it.
b5ef3c No.2233138
>>2233136
what do you mean you don't know
do you not have price tags when you buy things over there
d186e6 No.2233139
>>2233138
I mean I can't remember.
>>2233137
*hug*
I wish I had words to help ya, Irish.
29c77c No.2233140
>>2233139
Don't worry about it. Thank you for the sentiment <3
I'm usually better at not being a downer when I'm around others. Like I said I'll be fine later today after I get some work done!
d186e6 No.2233141
>>2233140
Does posting in here or places like it count as being around others?
b5ef3c No.2233142
>>2233139
fair enough then desu
29c77c No.2233143
>>2233141
I'd count it as such!
d186e6 No.2233144
>>2233143
I guess I'm asking whether it helps, but that's still good to hear.
>>2233142
I think it's like €5 or something though. Might be a bit less or a bit more. And they ain't large, but filling enough.
b5ef3c No.2233145
>>2233144
that seems reasonable enough I suppose
I guess if I wasn't so close to London stuff wouldn't be so costly here either desu
say forty you wouldn't happen to have any expertise relating to .LAC files would you
29c77c No.2233147
>>2233144
I would say it helps. Chatting with people both new and familiar to me is always refreshing, after being out image board communities for a while.
d186e6 No.2233148
>>2233145
>.LAC
I have no idea what kind of files they even would be.
>>2233146
>[Cries in Japanese]
I always appreciate this.
>That ending.
Fuck yeah.
>>2233147
Mhm, same for me. Though I can't handle even slight personal drama or conflict.
I've been gone before, partly because of that.
29c77c No.2233149
>>2233148
I had my fair share of interpersonal drama in one of the older communities. It never drove me away, but you get better at seeing it coming and knowing when to get out of the picture lol
d186e6 No.2233150
Never seen uncontested thumbs this high before. I wonder what the record is.
d186e6 No.2233151
>>2233149
I've had little drama here. I'm not exactly a polarizing figure.
But there's been times I felt like certain people didn't want me around, and I can't handle that feeling, and I end up leaving.
29c77c No.2233152
>>2233151
I'd say I'm not that polarizing. Only one person ever left because of drama that I was tangentially involved in. But that person was known for being fairly predatory towards the emotionally vulnerable at the time and nefarious for stirring up undue shit in threads, so it was for a good cause.
d186e6 No.2233153
>>2233152
Doesn't sound like anything of value was lost.
29c77c No.2233154
>>2233153
Overall value only went up!
d186e6 No.2233155
>>2233154
>>2233152
The sheer amount of fan-made content something can have always baffles me.
29c77c No.2233156
>>2233155
The combined autism of DDLC's general thread is a fearsome force indeed.
d186e6 No.2233157
>>2233156
I guess that's one way to put it. I love that though.
29c77c No.2233158
>>2233157
Unfortunately quality of new pics degrades over time. It's inevitable
5d449e No.2233160
Woo, a day on health and safety, nay a month on it
>>2233073
Naturally, that sort of thing bears due consideration.
5d449e No.2233161
What the fuck is a .lac file?
ccad33 No.2233163
>>2233162
give me the meme without check marks
5d449e No.2233164
Hand over the memes, oniichan
d186e6 No.2233165
552df0 No.2233167
f4628d No.2233168
You......didn't mark the free space........
ccad33 No.2233169
ccad33 No.2233171
if there was one for boys; it'd be the entire thing checked off
5d449e No.2233172
d186e6 No.2233174
I can check a few of these, but there's so much good stuff missing.
>>2233168
I OBJECT TO THE FREE SPACE
f4628d No.2233175
>>2233174
*Licks your feet*
5d449e No.2233176
Tfw well never get twink lood in qt waisted armour because full plate costs literally thousands and could be traced near effortlessly.
08e812 No.2233177
Where is the "has dick" square
?
f4628d No.2233178
>TFW you will never carry your German Shepherd boyfriends puppies to term
5d449e No.2233179
56d6db No.2233180
>>2233173
>look of disgust
Bruh
5d449e No.2233182
There aught to be an award for the most inappropriately named business dealing with kids
d186e6 No.2233183
>>2233175
That ain't a welcome thought. Cease.
>>2233177
hue
f4628d No.2233184
>>2233183
*Slides my tongue between your toesies*
d186e6 No.2233185
Irish send one if your AAAAAAAAAA pictures at him for me, thanks.
d186e6 No.2233186
>>2233158
Sorry. Laid my head down for a bit and it was longer than a bit.
Why is that, though?
d186e6 No.2233188
Feet are the worst part of the body.
Toes are the worst part of feet.
Yes I should 'my least favorite' this, but heck.
f4628d No.2233189
Feet are nasty.
The belly is where it's at.
5d449e No.2233190
d186e6 No.2233191
Face is the most important.
Is there a term that's the opposite of 'butterface'?
f4628d No.2233192
I can't believe it's not butterface.
29c77c No.2233195
>>2233185
I dunno if I have it on my phone
>>2233186
Mainly because less new content, artists move on to other things
d186e6 No.2233196
>>2233195
Quantity going down I understand.
Ehh, guess quality too. I did a weird think.
b5ef3c No.2233197
>>2233180
what's the issue it's a fetish of mine
40hara is the only pixiv artist I can actually name
56d6db No.2233198
>>2233197
Gl finding a gf that'll do that for you
b5ef3c No.2233199
>>2233198
I don't expect it
good thing I've got pictures depicting exactly that to keep me happy though
b5ef3c No.2233200
I mean I've encountered women who've shown me looks of disgust that's a sign of progress surely
d186e6 No.2233201
>>2233199
This doesn't look like disgust to me. I mean, I can kinda see it, but there's a few things it looks more like, to me.
f4628d No.2233202
Well you are pretty fucking repulsive as a person.
b5ef3c No.2233203
>>2233201
yeah that's true
the aforementioned 40hara leaves no room for ambiguity in terms of the level of disgust in his drawings
d186e6 No.2233205
>>2233203
I'd already googled 'em.
It's very much not my thing.
They draw decently well though.
c9dd59 No.2233206
Someone used the right pronouns for me in public today
and by a older white dude
off to a great start tbh very happy
878a43 No.2233207
>>2233206
he give some some good d?
f4628d No.2233208
>>2233206
Nobody uses my proper species.
b86c04 No.2233209
Hello thread
Does anyone have a minecraft server?
f4628d No.2233210
I do but I haven't used it in like, 2 years.
b86c04 No.2233211
>>2233210
are they easy to set up?
I've never had a game server?
552df0 No.2233212
b86c04 No.2233213
oh.. it says not to really do it on a notebook, but like it's a gaming laptop and it's Minecraft so I'm thinking it should be okay?
idk x_x
c9dd59 No.2233214
>>2233209
i do sorta
yes i have one is my answer
f4628d No.2233215
>>2233211
They have a thing you download that does it for you on the site I think.
Might have to just forward some ports.
>>2233212
Maybe?
>>2233213
Might as well try it.
That or pay for a server.
b86c04 No.2233216
>>2233214
:O
it's not like a huge deal, I kinda like it as a 1p game. just wondering
c9dd59 No.2233217
ILL PLAY CWAFT WHEN I GET HOME !;!!! im at bed bath n beyond rn bc i have the day off and. No ones free
552df0 No.2233218
>>2233215
<3
mining diamonds!
b86c04 No.2233220
>>2233215
I'll probably try it a little later. Thank you!
I gotta finish digging my first cave out~
c9dd59 No.2233221
maaaaaan why candles gotta be so spensy
c9dd59 No.2233222
I've almost used my whole collection
75ae20 No.2233223
f4628d No.2233224
Knuckles deep in Elmas cave.
c9dd59 No.2233225
omg i was looking at lamps and this old lady had questions about lightbulbs
she was so sweet she was like. omg can u help me
and i helped her pick out the right bulbs >:3c
so cute.
mmmm.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MONDAY IM TELLIN U
c9dd59 No.2233226
>>2233223
goodness gracious
d186e6 No.2233227
>>2233223
She only maybe loses fingers?
I mean, she's still unlucky, but "it could be worse" applies here too.
552df0 No.2233228
b86c04 No.2233230
there was a slenderman down there last night so I'm making armor :(
d186e6 No.2233232
>>2233229
>Damn Canadians.webm
>Murica
552df0 No.2233233
878a43 No.2233234
>>2233232
He just likes to act like murrica
d186e6 No.2233235
>>2233234
Can't make out what the girl says either.
>new one
There's something kind of nice about this kind Juxtaposition.
>>2233233
lol
878a43 No.2233236
>>2233235
she definitely don't want nuttin that big.
d186e6 No.2233237
>>2233236
I'm just kinda surprised by how much fits in.
b86c04 No.2233238
the human body is very stretchy, Forty.
878a43 No.2233239
>>2233237
She's a freak but won't admit it.
c9dd59 No.2233240
i had an outfit idea while in bb&b and i accidentally bought things even tho i told myself i wasnt going to
d186e6 No.2233241
>>2233238
I know I probably shouldn't be surprised, but I am.
And I ain't even new to that video.
>>2233239
I mean, it kinda goes without saying, doesn't it?
878a43 No.2233242
>>2233241
Maybe she needs to be told it though. It might make her less or more freakier or maybe the same.
b86c04 No.2233243
>>2233240
That's how it is bb.
>>2233241
552df0 No.2233244
c9dd59 No.2233245
>>2233243
atleast i have groceries to make food for a couple weeks and its like how i used to be skipping meals bc i wasted money
56d6db No.2233246
b86c04 No.2233247
>>2233245
protip: make more money~
b86c04 No.2233248
but also don't beat yourself up about buying some stuff for yourself tbh
<3
b86c04 No.2233249
like there's no point in doing all this shit if you're not gonna love yourself, right?
d186e6 No.2233251
>>2233243
Please don't do this.
>>2233244
What is?
>>2233242
I mean, she actually used a to her comically oversized dildo someone I assume someone send to her in front of the camera.
Saying it wouldn't change a damn thing.
>>2233246
Oh shit, it saved my 'progress'.
c9dd59 No.2233252
>>2233249
oh ofc its not really beating myself up its just.
i need to save money rn or atleast minimize spending up until like mid november
f4628d No.2233253
Lace undies are too expensive.
878a43 No.2233254
>>2233251
She should graduate to something bigger.
d186e6 No.2233255
>Get notice I need to start paying Student Loans.
>Have enough money in the bank to pay it all. semi-special case, though.
>Get ten years to do it in monthly payments without interest.
Bless.
>>2233254
That's... one hell of a thing.
Too bad toy-videos don't tend to interest me.
552df0 No.2233256
>>2233251
the other posters stuff
b86c04 No.2233257
>>2233252
that feel tho :/
I like spending money too much to save a whole lot of it. Direct deposit helps a shit ton cause you can just automatically have some go into your savings^^
878a43 No.2233258
>>2233255
One time watches and then letting other people's mouths hit the floor when i post it is pretty common for me/
c9dd59 No.2233259
>>2233257
i should set like. 10/20 percent of my paycheck for savings grr
also theres a ps vita here at this store for 120
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA I WOULD KILL FOR THIS omg
id trade in my 3ds but like. My friend borrowed it and never returned it and i dont even know where they live anymore
b86c04 No.2233260
>>2233259
Power save^^
After I pay all my bills I like to throw the remaining couple paychecks into savings less my next rent payment. It's been working okay I guess.
20% is decent savings per paycheck tho. Definitely better than nothing!
c9dd59 No.2233261
>>2233260
i need to get good at saving at all
im GARBAGE
At saving
i mean. I like do it but if i spend money once, i break my like. Month of saving habit
b86c04 No.2233263
>>2233261
Set goals that scale up as you go!
Triple digits, then 500 then 1000 etc
Ideally you should have 4 months of bills and expenses in savings.
d186e6 No.2233264
>>2233256
Well, yeah. Do you mind?
>>2233258
Oh god, not this shit.
Spare me.
878a43 No.2233266
>>2233264
I wonder what happened to hutzpa.
b86c04 No.2233267
d186e6 No.2233268
>>2233266
I've not seen him since TI. He probably died of bliss.
c9dd59 No.2233269
>>2233263
damb yeah il try harder
it should be easier now that im making mmmm over 2x the amount i was making at my last job
ty
b86c04 No.2233270
878a43 No.2233271
>>2233267
He was edgy at first but ok after a while.
>>2233268
Maybe his internet ran through russia. Russia and China have partially or fully banned 8chan.
d186e6 No.2233272
>>2233271
Ooh, that could very well be, I guess.
RIP Slavboi.
878a43 No.2233273
>>2233272
I wonder though. Why would they want to censor this site? Maybe there's an obvious answer that I don't know since I only stay on this board.
552df0 No.2233274
>>2233264
yeah, it doesnt look cute and anime
:(
b86c04 No.2233275
>>2233271
seemed edgy most of the time
878a43 No.2233276
>>2233275
You're right. I meant hostile. He seemed hostile at first but lightened up after he was used to one.
d186e6 No.2233277
>>2233274
How about lewd anime-looking things, then?
>>2233273
The second-largest board (by total postcount) is /pol/.
/pol/ has 12133779 posts. I think it's got something to do with that.
b86c04 No.2233278
>>2233276
Ah.
Maybe.. Seemed very confrontational with me the majority of attempts :(
552df0 No.2233279
>>2233277
it's still lewd then
:(
d186e6 No.2233280
>>2233277
>>2233273
And the 4th largest is /leftypol/
Also we're 5th.
d186e6 No.2233281
>>2233279
So your problem with lewd isn't just that it ain't cute/anime?
b86c04 No.2233282
d186e6 No.2233283
It's more likely than you think.
b86c04 No.2233284
d186e6 No.2233286
>>2233285
Everyone was harmed in the making of this video.
d186e6 No.2233288
>>2233287
Yeah no, I understood that much, Luka.
d186e6 No.2233291
>>2233290
That's a lot of relationships in one sentence.
>>2233289
So huggy.
75ae20 No.2233292
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2233291
Context. Also, there's another one I gotta find...
b86c04 No.2233294
let's see how well you handle it
d186e6 No.2233295
>>2233292
Aw. It wasn't the actual text...
75ae20 No.2233296
>>2233294
I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine.
b86c04 No.2233297
878a43 No.2233298
>>2233277
But does that board have a lot of things on it that the governments in those countries find threatening?
I bet it's pick and choose which board might seem bad.
>>2233278
Maybe I just softened him up to myself or something. Some personalities clash so bad it's like a match near a powder keg.
>>2233290
b86c04 No.2233299
d186e6 No.2233300
>>2233298
I mean, it's censorship. You're not gonna be careful about applying it, right?
75ae20 No.2233301
>>2233295
Heh, nope. Just a dumb Twin Peaks joke. ^o^
>>2233297
♥
>>2233298
I'll sic my owl on you.
878a43 No.2233302
>>2233300
Possibly. Maybe it's not hard to do. Maybe it's too risky to let their people use it.
>>2233301
my owl will take care of yours.
d186e6 No.2233303
>>2233301
Ooh, that's what it was.
Sabs, train yourself in falconry.
But instead of falcons: Duckies.
d186e6 No.2233304
>>2233302
Exactly. And because of the nature if imageboards, a new 'troublesome' board can always spawn. Just ban the site instead.
75ae20 No.2233305
>>2233303
Duckery! Aw, that'd be cute.
Cookie, that made me smile! ♥
>>2233302
"Owl get you for that!"
d186e6 No.2233306
>>2233305
'Duckery' sounds cute. Though it sounds more like it'd mean something like 'tomfoolery' than hunting.
Also with trained duckies, your kitties shouldn't be a problem.
878a43 No.2233308
>>2233304
Yep. Can't let people think freely. They might do something smart.
>>2233305
You get the dolphin.
75ae20 No.2233309
>>2233306
My fat kitty was being a huge jerk earlier. I was opening a can of food for him and he smacked it out of my hand and tried to lick the foot through the tiny slit I'd managed to open. Greedy little s--t!
>>2233307
TBH I wish I had a baby ducky on my head right now.
>>2233308
Naw, I don't need your used goods.
878a43 No.2233310
>>2233309
You'll get that too in your pinche culo.
d186e6 No.2233312
>>2233309
Whahaha. That's great.
Not for you. Just... it's great.
878a43 No.2233313
>>2233311
pinga culo pinga culo pinga pinga culo culo
75ae20 No.2233314
>>2233312
He's turned into such a grouchy old man, but he's sweet when you just pet him. It's only when food's involved that he turns into a little bitchface.
>>2233313
Tu madre viaja en el asiento del copiloto de un carro lechero puertorriqueño.
ccad33 No.2233315
hmmmm
idk how i feel aboutthis top
d186e6 No.2233316
>>2233314
Cat's got his priorities.
>Tu madre
I have no idea what this says, but knowing you you probably complimented his mom or something.
6509c8 No.2233317
>>2233315
he's a little girly
b86c04 No.2233318
would be better after I ripped it off
ccad33 No.2233320
>>2233318
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
75ae20 No.2233321
>>2233316
Your mother rides shotgun on a Puerto Rican milk wagon.
:^)
>>2233319
También lo hace su mascota koala.
d186e6 No.2233322
>>2233321
Is ...Is that the harmless statement it appears to be?
552df0 No.2233324
>>2233309
my kingdom is doing great
75ae20 No.2233325
>>2233322
It's a silly non-insult my uncle uses sometimes. He's a goof. :3
>>2233323
You humped that thing, didn't you? Enjoy your chlamydia.
>>2233324
My Moonrise Kingdom is doing just alright.
878a43 No.2233326
>>2233322
Symmetrical post number
b86c04 No.2233327
>>2233320
you laugh but i'm srs
b86c04 No.2233328
d186e6 No.2233329
>>2233325
That's good, then.
You're just one big pile of injokes and sugar, hm?
d186e6 No.2233331
>>2233326
Ooh, heck yeah. Thanks for pointing it out.
6509c8 No.2233333
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>>2233322
Puerto Rican milk wagons famously only have one seat. Sabs is saying his mom rides the milkman's lap, i.e sleeps with him.
The Milkman is the archetype of female infidelity and promiscuity. So. HIs mom is a floozy.
d834d6 No.2233334
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It's been a busy day for me.
Enrolled into Teaching Assistant Level 2.
Enrolled into ITQ Level 2.
Got 3 relics for my Undying and subscribed to the dotaplus build which has changed my life forever.
Still fucking lost though but laning phase was comfy as fuck, wish I had more rikis on my team.
>>2233315
Matches your style. You should totes get nail varnish.
ccad33 No.2233335
>>2233327
no i know youre serious.
it wasnt a HAHA laugh it was a
flirty laugh
heh
>>2233328
mmmmm
maybe !
878a43 No.2233336
>>2233333
Quints
>>2233331
It will be a bit before anymore symmetrical ones. It used to be every 1100 posts not long but now a long time.
d186e6 No.2233337
>>2233333
Nice quints.
See, this is the kind of thing I was asking about. That's the good kind of insult.
Is this actually true though or are you pulling it out of your ass?
df98ad No.2233338
>>2233334
Congratulations, hottie. One step closer to being an actual teacher.
d186e6 No.2233339
>>2233336
I guess 2234322 is the next one, even though it ain't pretty.
d186e6 No.2233340
>>2233334
Wait, your Riki's do something useful in the laning stage?
b86c04 No.2233341
>>2233335
hmmph
slip into my dms later~
878a43 No.2233342
>>2233337
I've heard about the milkman thing long ago. I think it was any guy since back in the day women didn't work and any guy around could mount that pu**y while he was at work.
>>2233339
indeed.
Not long ago, it was like
2221222
2222222
2223222
and so on.
2244422 is a good ways off. A week at the current rate, at least.
d186e6 No.2233343
>>2233342
Yeah, I know about the milkman thing. I don't know about the one-seat thing though.
A week ain't that long.
878a43 No.2233344
>>2233343
Me neither.
Unfortunately, I think there was speculation that one of my aunts was some other guy's kid so the milkman thing came up.
>>2233343
It is but isn't.
d834d6 No.2233345
>>2233338
Shurrup, I'm not hottie. But on the other note, I'm slowly going to work my way up the education ladder and become a uni tutor, I want to get a masters in Media and Communication.
I'll need to get a placement at a school and assist teaching, if I get a PGCE, I'll be a fully fledged teacher, which will fund my masters and eventually my PhD.
It's gonna take a lot of time to get where I want to go, so I'm filling my time with other projects. When I get a free day, I'll do a recording of dota2.
>>2233340
I cast Decay 4 times on a farming antimage. He doesn't know what's happening till I slap him for a million damage, so the riki then knows to chase the bastard down.
878a43 No.2233346
>>2233344
>Messing that post up.
d834d6 No.2233347
>>2233340
I took your advice and we farm heros on the laning stage.
d186e6 No.2233348
>>2233345
Ahhh, antimage lane. Now it makes sense.
Has no idea what to do when silenced by a cloud.
>>2233344
That must've been fun talks.
>>2233347
Fuck yeah!
Snowballing with Undying and an early Aghanim is a wonderful thing.
6509c8 No.2233349
>>2233337
The Puerto Rican government banned second seats in milk wagons in 1954 to combat skimmer milkmen using their wagons to taxi people on the side. Before the ban, the milkmen famously had various confrontations with the police who were tasked with curbing the misuse of the public milk delivery service. Many were killed.
d834d6 No.2233350
>>2233348
I never got an early aghs, only on turbo mode.
Like I said, I picked the dota2plus build and now I don't even level up soul rip. No point, it is abysmal on the early stage. Best use tombstone.
I might try Undying one more time to see if I get an early aghs.
75ae20 No.2233351
>>2233329
Loco's explanation is much better and makes me seem clever, so I'm going to retract my statement. :D
>>2233330
That looks adorable. Which game is that?
>>2233332
Yup.
df98ad No.2233352
>>2233345
So productive~ That's what I look for in a man. I wish I could welcome you home after you come back from a hard work's day with a hot meal cooked for you and a blowjob while you play videogames.
b86c04 No.2233353
my most painful ones were the 2nd hole of my industrial and my right nipple
2e0867 No.2233355
>>2233334
well shit, getting it together eh fam? nicely done
whats ITQ specifically tho?
d834d6 No.2233356
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>>2233352
I still have homework to do. I have to write about the different types of state schools, independent schools and colleges.
Maybe suck me off for a job well done. I don't think I'd focus on videogames though. >///<
What would you cook?
ccad33 No.2233357
>>2233341
! :o
and its my day off !!!!!!!!
878a43 No.2233358
>>2233348
drama in my family. a lot.
>>2233351
fite me
75ae20 No.2233359
I would cry if I got a nipple pierced. Seriously. Bawl like a baby. You're tuff, Maddie.
d186e6 No.2233360
>>2233349
I commend your efforts on this one, Loco.
d834d6 No.2233361
>>2233355
Information Technology Qualification. Basically I learn how to use and format things using word, excel, powerpoint and an other program I can't remember. I just follow a booklet and I get marked for my accuracy following this booklet, which tells me what to do with the document I work on.
df98ad No.2233362
>>2233356
I'd make you milanesas, which is a regional meal made of breaded meat.
>I don't think I'd focus on videogames though
Then we'll just have to do it several times until you master it!
d186e6 No.2233363
Man, Sort the Court feels like ages ago.
>>2233359
Sabsy. You cry when you see ducks.
>>2233350
I hope you can. I love the damn thing.
>>2233351
Whahaha, fair fair.
>>2233358
More stuff like that, too?
b86c04 No.2233364
>>2233354
The left was the first one so yes.
The 2nd ones of a set are harder it seems. Plus, I flinched a little x_x
>>2233357
Day 2 of 3 off for me today.
I'm sick tho womp womp
>>2233359
I'm tough when it comes to certain things, a big baby when it comes to others.
df98ad No.2233365
>>2233356
I'd make you milanesas, which is a regional meal made of breaded meat.
>I don't think I'd focus on videogames though
Then we'll just have to do it several times until you master it!
2e0867 No.2233366
>>2233361
piss easy to pass stuff then?
wouldnt be microsoft access would it?
d834d6 No.2233367
>>2233362
That sounds delicious. I sure do love meat. Plus if I'm feeling a bit mean I can thrust my hips forward and choke you if I'm losing. Gahh, what am I saying? This is way too lewd!
df98ad No.2233368
Oops, internet failed and did a double post.
878a43 No.2233369
>>2233363
My aunt's husband years back was supposed to have banged another aunt and tried to do it with my mom.
a243ae No.2233370
>>2233364
That's interesting
I would've thought it would be the other way around, but I guess for the second one you know what is coming so the reaction is worse.
d186e6 No.2233371
>>2233368
8chan just went dead for me, earlier.
df98ad No.2233372
>>2233367
I would feel disappointed if you didn't. I sure do love meat as well.
d834d6 No.2233373
>>2233366
Yeah, that's the one. And yes, piss easy if you read thoroughly. You're only allowed 6 accuracy errors. Having an extra space is considered an accuracy error, so you switch on that thing that replaces spaces with symbols. It's stuff like changing font, adding space breaks, adding tables and images to word, basically any of the common functions you use in work.
d186e6 No.2233374
>>2233369
Oh damn. That's drama alright.
Also I didn't see 'husband' the first time I read it and thought it was your aunt doin' all the ladies.
ccad33 No.2233375
>>2233364
aww ;;
what kinda sick ?
2e0867 No.2233376
>>2233373
tbh i miss living near a polish shop, those smoked meats were fucking superb
>>2233373
nice
>access
welp, thats a relational database program. hope you can into relational databases.
had my first day at college today, im only in 3 days a week but i still qualify for the free bus pass, which now means i can go anywhere for free :3
b86c04 No.2233377
>>2233370
exactly. for the first one the only thing you're battling is the anticipation.
>>2233375
end of summer cold it seems like
i'm bummed cause I hate being sick
878a43 No.2233378
>>2233374
i do have an aunt that if she did all the ladies, that would still be better/less drama then she causes frequently. Her facebook is daily drama.
d834d6 No.2233379
>>2233372
Feel disappointed when I didn't what?
And I remember cooking a gammon joint when I was stoned. Have no fucking clue why I just bought a block of meat and ate it with no veg or anything. Shit was good though, especially with salt.
>>2233376
I miss living in Liverpool where I could get free drugs and live near an arab butchers/supermarket and get them good meats, with whole chickens with the feet still attached to them. Those were the days.
ccad33 No.2233380
>>2233377
awwwwww aksjbdfjkasd
that stinks im sorry
i hope you feel better soon !!!!!!!
d834d6 No.2233381
>>2233376
What are you studying in College? I got a bus pass too, they're fucking top tier life enhancers. I can go to Liverpool for free now, and save my money on getting fucked up.
d186e6 No.2233382
>>2233378
Oh god.
Tell me.
df98ad No.2233383
>>2233379
>Feel disappointed when I didn't what?
Choke me, of course.
2e0867 No.2233384
>>2233379
>arab butchers
no thank you
fuck that halal shite tbh
>>2233381
sweet man, cant beat free fucking travel can you? hell, i can go fucking most of the way across the county on this baby.
electrical installations, in a class of mostly 18 year olds who couldnt figure out how to answer the lecturers questions half the time without sounding like a spaz. also that obligatory one guy who you would bet your left nut will drop out before christmas.
d186e6 No.2233385
>Find folder of old screenshot program.
>It's full of drama from another community.
Looking at it made me actually nauseous. God damn.
878a43 No.2233386
>>2233382
she complains about everything and starts stuff with people. kind of like my brother.
b86c04 No.2233387
df98ad No.2233388
2e0867 No.2233389
>>2233385
dont you just love community drama?
>>2233387
it better have bacon in it and be fresh out of the oven
75ae20 No.2233390
>>2233385
I wish I'd archived all the drama that used to go down on /fa/. It was a hoot to watch and sometimes egg on just to be mean. :3
d186e6 No.2233392
>>2233388
So first of all, no. A lot of it is private logs.
And it wouldn't make any sense if you weren't there for it. While I didn't post here, I was mostly posting in that place, and it was a weird one, alright. Not all bad or anything, just.. a shitton of drama.
>>2233386
Everything about that picture is the worst thing.
>>2233389
I never LIKE it. But being involved in it gives many more layers of nausea.
>>2233390
Lol.
This wasn't the fun kind though. Not for me anyway.
878a43 No.2233393
>>2233390
you need to try this. >>2233386
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d834d6 No.2233395
>>2233384
I see past the halal shite and get my meat on. They also have awesome instant ramen, should've used it a bit more.
I lived in an area where there was a load of coked-up muslims and czech girls, felt very multicultural as we all partook the same drugs. I was the biggest nerd there, they fucking loved me quoting The Genius of the Beast because their religion forbids loans and I said NINJA loans caused the last recession of 2008.
d834d6 No.2233396
>>2233383
Oh great, now I feel flustered. I'm a caring dom, I wouldn't hurt you.... much.
878a43 No.2233397
>>2233392
I wonder. worse than the big dildos or as bad?
a243ae No.2233398
>The only pictures being posted are porn and fur
Sometimes I wonder what this place would look like to someone new to chans
df98ad No.2233399
>>2233396
I wouldn't want it any other way. Gotta add humming and choking; otherwise it's boring and quiet.
d186e6 No.2233400
>>2233397
The big dildo ain't bad. It's not disturbing or painful looking to me, because I can't even imagine it, you know?
Ain't nothing going op my butt, so I've got no point of reference.
>>2233398
It probably looks like /b/. Wildly confusing.
b86c04 No.2233401
d834d6 No.2233402
>>2233398
Gonna teach my mum how to use the chans, because I think it might be funny getting a 50 yr old woman shitposting.
>>2233399
What do you mean, humming? And what games are you into? I think my passion for videogames are being reignited.
a243ae No.2233403
>>2233400
They won't know what /b/ is tho
2e0867 No.2233404
>>2233392
tbqh at this point if anyone brings drama where i am and it isnt well founded i just fucking drop them. not even once.
>>2233394
:3
>>2233395
i buy like half my takeaways from kebab dudes anyway so im full of shit in that regard. still dont like the idea of it tho.
>ninja
kek
>>2233401
when we were young, and every bit as retarded as /b/
d834d6 No.2233405
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Just downloaded this from bandcamp. My fave song is Modern.
a243ae No.2233406
>asamov wrote his 3 laws of robotics when he was 21
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing
d186e6 No.2233407
>>2233403
No, but maybe you remember what /b/ looked like when you first saw it.
df98ad No.2233408
>>2233402
Humming is when you say 'mmm' around the cock.
I don't really play games. I suppose I could get into anything, though.
2e0867 No.2233409
the 3 laws of robotics are meaningless tbh
75ae20 No.2233410
>>2233406
I feel like a failure too.
d834d6 No.2233411
>>2233404
Don't they like have barbaric rituals when it comes to halal meat? I never researched it.
Ninja stands for no income, no job, no assets loans. Almost as bad as payday loans where you pay like 1000% interest.
a243ae No.2233412
How could they be meaningless?
>>2233407
Not really, no
As a teen, new things look different than they do now
>>2233410
I don't feel like a failure, but damn
d834d6 No.2233413
>>2233406
You're shitposting on 8chan. Don't worry, you still got plenty of years to fuck around with.
>>2233408
Fuck me you're lewd today Raccoon. So your lips sorta vibrate around my member? Too lewd, we haven't even held hands yet.
d186e6 No.2233414
>>2233410
*hug*
>>2233412
I guess.
I woulda been a lot different had I never come here though.
>>2233404
Yeah, I understand.
That place though.. There's something special about being named in a video-suicide note.
df98ad No.2233415
>>2233413
Yep, you got the right idea. And we can hold hands during the act; but that can make it double as lewd.
c6360f No.2233416
isaac asimov didn't spend a bunch of time posting on imageboards and playing videogames
d834d6 No.2233417
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>>2233415
You're such a slut Raccoon and it's getting harder to reply because I get so flustered and stuff.
I'm redownloading songs from my bandcamp now, whilst drinking a bit of cider. That's what I'm doing tonight. What about you? What you up to?
d186e6 No.2233418
Scanner route in the VN when
2e0867 No.2233419
>>2233411
string it up and cut its throat, drain the blood. thats halal to my knowledge. i much prefer the bolt gone method.
aah. yeah, fuck those things.
>>2233412
its literally some pop sci tier shit that only serves to make people who know jack shit feel like they can talk about AI. i dont know shit about AI really when you consider what there is to know, but those laws will do fucking nothing.
>>2233414
oh, ouch.
d834d6 No.2233421
>>2233416
Two of the world's biggest timesinks right there. But I have a theory that games and shitposting are stepping stones to greatness. Think about it, you're conversing with people around the country and maintaning meaningful relationships, and videogames gotta make you smarter in a way.
>>2233418
Who would even pick Scanner Route? But yes, I agree this has to be done. Bad End will have to be that you have to get me sectioned again as I slowly lose my mind with bad decisions both you and I create.
df98ad No.2233422
>>2233417
I was reading a novel and doing groceries. Now I'll clean my garden and work out for a bit. Always nice to fluster you!
c6360f No.2233423
Stunning of livestock
Introduced in England in 1929 with mechanically operated stunner device
Mandatory in EU since 1979, but exemptions can be granted for religious slaughter
Method enables abattoirs to process animals more quickly
Mis-stuns involving captive bolt occur "relatively frequently", European Food Safety Authority report says - leaving animal conscious and in pain
Animals can also regain consciousness
UK Food Standards Agency figures from 2011 suggest 84% of cattle, 81% of sheep and 88% of chickens slaughtered for halal meat were stunned before they died.
Supermarkets selling halal products say they stun all animals before they are slaughtered. Tesco says the only difference between the halal meat it sells and other meat is that it was blessed as it was killed.
d834d6 No.2233424
>>2233419
Yeah, other methods are more humane, they stun the fuckers first.
6e0d1a No.2233425
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