6361ec No.2209019
Freddie Mercury's voice <3
7d771a No.2209020
Fuck
>>2209015
I'm more of a dick man
>>2209012
see >>2209017
316766 No.2209022
>>2209017
Oman posting after a new thread has been linked.
How unfortunate.
>>2209021
>>2209021
>>2209021
7d771a No.2209024
>>2209022
I cry every tim.
>>2209023
Alongside a flat chest.
6361ec No.2209026
>>2209012
This is why I can't open up to anyone here...
I wish I could trust just one person...
anyone...
just once...
>>2209013
I went to the 99cent store today and some lady tried to steal another women's bag lol
316766 No.2209027
>>2209024
At least we're being unironically civil and not passive aggressive towards each other.
75a3c8 No.2209028
>>2209026
lol what did you do?
316766 No.2209030
Oh no wait I'm about to ruin that
Hey Wish
you stink
a1f84e No.2209031
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I miss getting drunk and high.
It really solved all my problems with boredom.
Oh well, at least I try to be entertaining.
7d771a No.2209032
>>2209025
Yes, dick and flat chest.
>>2209027
>>2209030
wtf?
6361ec No.2209033
>>2209028
Lets see, I bought a book... and...some candy
>>2209029
Can't you just respect the privacy of others?
316766 No.2209035
>>2209032
and I don't like you very much either
I won't give you any hugs or pee.
7d771a No.2209037
>>2209034
Well no, they have to belong to someone specific :^)
>>2209035
That's quite unfortunate.
316766 No.2209038
>>2209037
Just kidding.
You're okay.
73468e No.2209039
>>2209037
Oh you have someone targeted? :3
7d771a No.2209040
>>2209038
Nah, I'm pretty awful tbh.
>>2209039
Eh, probably not.
251c2d No.2209041
a1f84e No.2209043
>>2209041
Which one is ikt again? I forget.
7d771a No.2209044
>>2209042
I'm pretty fucked mentally right now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
251c2d No.2209045
1c5950 No.2209046
>dick and flat chest
but that's gay
316766 No.2209047
>>2209040
Kin of. But there's worse people.
1c5950 No.2209048
73468e No.2209050
>>2209044
Sorry to hear that my man.
a1f84e No.2209051
>>2209045
Oh, that's ikt? I never knew, I just call him Megu. Thanks for pointing him out, have a (You).
75a3c8 No.2209052
7d771a No.2209053
>>2209047
Yeah, like you. :^)
>>2209050
Big oof
a1f84e No.2209056
 | Rolled 14 (1d20) |
I roll a d20 to see how successful I am flirting with the poster below this post.
7d771a No.2209058
>>2209054
osu! sux
>>2209055
Especially you.
7d771a No.2209059
Thanks you for taking the bullet, Loco.
73468e No.2209060
>>2209057
I would think you'd take better pictures.
>>2209058
I know
316766 No.2209061
>>2209057
I don't know whose it is.
>>2209058
Yep.
7d771a No.2209062
>>2209060
You sux too!
>>2209061
Just kidding, I can't bully you ;_;
a1f84e No.2209063
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
>>2209057
S-so loco. Do you... erm... like vidyagames?
(Btw, how do you even flirt? I never knew how to)
316766 No.2209064
>>2209062
Because it's not worth the effort?
7d771a No.2209065
>>2209064
Oh, I was going to say something like "because you're better than me tbH"
73468e No.2209066
>>2209062
I'm terrible at Osu! sure, but who cares about games that sux?!
316766 No.2209067
>>2209065
I don't know about that.
7d771a No.2209068
>>2209066
Me cuz I have nothing better to do with my life
1c5950 No.2209069
>>2209056
I was going to say to become a cute girl to maximize ability but then I realized it's Loco
7d771a No.2209070
>>2209067
It's probably true.
73468e No.2209071
Loco is enough girl for one flirting session
>>2209068
The life of full time jobbing
a1f84e No.2209072
>>2209069
I don't think I can. Even wearing girls clothes makes me look scary.
7d771a No.2209073
>>2209071
Don't be silly, I was like this before starting work too.
b3f5ce No.2209074
>>2209073
you were a girl back then. with a puffy vulva.
73468e No.2209075
>>2209073
Is it like a depression or something?
c47518 No.2209076
>>2209063
i usually just say to people:
Do you want to cum inside me?
9a34c5 No.2209078
A job doesn't take away NEET.
a1f84e No.2209079
>>2209076
What if they wanna cum outside you and give you a santa beard or pearl necklace?
75a3c8 No.2209080
lol scanner really is mental
c47518 No.2209081
>>2209079
no one wants to do either
a1f84e No.2209082
>>2209080
And you too can be batshit insane if you listen to my audiobook 'The madman actually did it!' in 5 easy steps.
a1f84e No.2209083
>>2209081
I don't know, you could rock semen as an accessory.
How are you, Loco? It's been a while since we had a one to one.
c47518 No.2209084
>>2209083
every day is a waking nightmare and the abyss of life only deepens its misery the longer i appreciate it
6361ec No.2209085
>>2209034
that's me when i'm watching gore
>>2209036
cute booty
also CP
>>2209052
jsut a book and some candy lol
73468e No.2209086
>>2209085
That's quite weird
75a3c8 No.2209087
75a3c8 No.2209088
>>2209085
WHAT BOOK
WHAT CANDY
6361ec No.2209089
>>2209086
The gore really helps the most..
>>2209088
Oh! Uh... The book is called "How to curve a turkey and 99 other skills every man should know" and I bought some chocolate covered peanuts :/
please don't yell at me again...
251c2d No.2209093
>>2209092
I mean.. it IS BC
a1f84e No.2209095
>>2209084
I envy you. My life is boring. At least when I was stressed I was alive. Now I'm an empty husk.
>>2209087
Step 1. Smoke a lot of weed.
Step 2. Sell your computer and buy a 2DS
Step 3. Whilst absolutely high and isolated, start sending cryptic and unsettling messages on facebook
Step 4. Get your friends to be so concerned till they call the police
Step 5. Get sectioned.
I wholly recommend to anyone to go through a pyschotic episode. Life just turns into one big Alternate Reality Videogame and you're the only player in beta.
6361ec No.2209096
>>2209091
I knooow I buy silly stuff..
But there is nothing wrong with learning a few new skills...
>>2209092
They'll put me away for a long time if I open up about my gore fetish...
>>2209093
Gasai*
>>2209094
Pedofile~
73468e No.2209097
wonder what this webm is
>>2209093
Drik øl
>>2209096
You should learn to masturbate to other things
7d771a No.2209098
>>2209074
Like, 4 months ago? 🤔
>>2209075
Eh, that word is for chumps.
251c2d No.2209099
>>2209097
Nah, sengetid. Men i morgen
6361ec No.2209100
>>2209097
That's like asking me to breathe through my ass, it can't be done
7d771a No.2209101
Take the dick out of it and it might be easier
75a3c8 No.2209102
>>2209096
like curving a bird
9a34c5 No.2209103
6361ec No.2209104
>>2209101
-leaves your dick in there- .////.
>>2209102
I used to do it to birds, but they were difficult to catch... So I switched to dogs
75a3c8 No.2209105
>>2209104
But you never hurted a dog, why would you lie to me.
9a34c5 No.2209107
6361ec No.2209108
>>2209105
You know I would never lie to you <3
7d771a No.2209109
>>2209107
Why isn't it large and red? :moon2A:
73468e No.2209110
>>2209098
Going through a hard time, then!
>>2209099
Det er jo søndag i morgen
>>2209100
That's a question of trying, you give up too quickly you slut
7d771a No.2209111
>>2209110
Story of my life tbh
9a34c5 No.2209112
>>2209109
That's what she said.
75a3c8 No.2209113
>>2209108
Lie to everyone but me booboo
251c2d No.2209114
>>2209110
Skal ingenting dog. Uni starter først engang i September.
Nyd dine bajere~
7d771a No.2209115
>>2209112
I'll give you something large and red.
6361ec No.2209116
>>2209110
trust me.. I've been trying for many years...
I'm not sexually attracted to anything else...
>>2209113
Should I lie to myself too??
9a34c5 No.2209117
73468e No.2209119
>>2209111
Can't be all bad.
>>2209114
Har bare drukket en enkelt!
>>2209116
I will get you attracted to my dick
c47518 No.2209120
>>2209119
this one is cute
6361ec No.2209121
>>2209119
how? first you have to learn to keep up with me physically
73468e No.2209122
>>2209120
Oh now I'm worth a response when I post Teen Titan porn huh?
>>2209121
Aren't you like super short?
7d771a No.2209123
>>2209119
It was pretty okay when I was younger I guess.
c47518 No.2209126
>>2209122
yeah
post more of it
73468e No.2209127
>>2209123
It's the anime!
>>2209125
Don't worry, I'll give you a boost so you can reach.
6361ec No.2209128
>>2209127
I'm not that short...
Just a foot shorter than you
75a3c8 No.2209129
6361ec No.2209131
>>2209129
I don't want to lie to myself anymore...
>>2209130
Only on the outside...
73468e No.2209132
>>2209131
Pure cute girls are typically boring so that's fine
6361ec No.2209133
>>2209132
I'm pure, I'm still a v
75a3c8 No.2209134
>>2209131
what're you saying?
6361ec No.2209135
>>2209134
I want to be honest with myself so that I can one day be honest to other people...
73468e No.2209136
>>2209133
Yes yes we'll change all that.
6361ec No.2209137
>>2209136
You have to battle Scoot in a death match.
Don't worry I'm worth it. I'm very loyal.
7d771a No.2209139
>>2209124
No problem, son.
>>2209127
Who watches anime?
That's nerd shit.
75a3c8 No.2209141
>>2209135
You think I can be "killed"?
b3f5ce No.2209142
>>2209098
longer.
So still. Post vag and prove your're a boy.
6361ec No.2209143
>>2209138
Scootaloo
He's going to break you in half.
But seriously... I don't think I need help...
I think I'll grow out of the whole gore fetish one day when I'm 40 or something...
>>2209140
Are you cute in the face?
The face counts the most.
>>2209141
Yessssss
7d771a No.2209144
>>2209142
I don't think you know how boys work 🤔
73468e No.2209145
>>2209139
Right?
>>2209143
>Break me in half
How? By sitting on me?
351d00 No.2209146
>>2209143
I'm afraid not
but that's what headwear is for
b3f5ce No.2209147
>>2209144
Oh yes i do. the testosterone.
6361ec No.2209148
>>2209145
You're underestimating people...
That's a bad habit
6361ec No.2209150
>>2209146
What does your face look like?
>>2209149
I would feel regret if I made mistakes...
73468e No.2209152
>>2209148
I was joking regarding your height though, I'm sure you could kick my ass. But luckily for me, I don't have to estimate anyone. Why would I?
7d771a No.2209153
>>2209145
I bet you watch anime, idiot.
6361ec No.2209154
>>2209151
I don't think I've ever made a mistake
>>2209152
I meant keep up with me during sex :<
I will train you to be physically fit...
I can kick anyone's ass here, yes
351d00 No.2209155
>>2209150
I am a caucasian male with brown hair and eyes
pic related very accurately depicts my facial expression most of the time, but this man's much better looking than I
6361ec No.2209156
>>2209155
Bullshit, I bet you're beautiful!
cd0d2d No.2209157
>>2209155
>that whole post
The absolute fucking state of bongs, Christ!
73468e No.2209159
>>2209153
I watched some DBZ a year back for the nostalgia. Does that count?
>>2209154
Oh, silly you.
351d00 No.2209161
>>2209156
I'd very much like to believe that too but unfortunately for me that simply is not the case
>>2209157
yeah man what's your point
attractive and unattractive people inhabit every nation you are aware of this aren't you
6361ec No.2209163
>>2209158
Buy me dinner first.
>>2209159
If you can keep up with me I won't have to draw your blood
>>2209160
Why did you change your waifu?
>>2209161
You're just being modest...
Would your life really be better if you were cute?
cd0d2d No.2209164
>>2209161
Don't matter if you're so pigshit fuckin ugly Quasimodo offers his condolences; the point is that I've only ever encountered bongs like you with the sort of self-flagellation to so candidly confess as much. It seems like only britbongs lack the self-respect to so readily admit such shit.
a1f84e No.2209165
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
The madness of SCANNER has descended upon us!
Roll a d20. Odds and you join the horde of insane nonsense, evens and you get to keep your sanity and get 10 cute points. Hit a natural 20 and you become the king of crazy, hit a natural 1 and you become a cumdumpster for the damned.
This is my way of getting (You)'s, I demand attention!
75a3c8 No.2209166
7d771a No.2209168
>>2209159
Yeah, you fukkin' weeb.
6361ec No.2209169
All these people are hashtaggin' #WalkAway to symbolize not supporting the Democratic party anymore, but my question is why did it take people to long to realize how bad the left was?
Why people so stupid?
351d00 No.2209170
>>2209163
yes if I was attractive my life would be better than if it weren't, and this is universal
>>2209164
I didn't really say anything that scandalous did I
in any case I can't see why being honest about your shortcomings is an objectionable trait
9a34c5 No.2209171
>>2209163
beercan skyline bae
75a3c8 No.2209172
>the democrats
>the left
you really are dumb
73468e No.2209173
>>2209163
Should be possible.
>>2209168
How embarassing. RIP
c47518 No.2209175
cd0d2d No.2209176
>google Quasimodo for spelling so I can be bulletproof with my bantz
>happen upon this video and can't help but watch
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0-_IjanxrA
>"NECROTIC PENIS"
Jesus.
7d771a No.2209177
>>2209173
When are you buying a daki?
a1f84e No.2209178
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
>>2209176
That's one odd doggo. Shame about the NECROTIC PENIS.
cd0d2d No.2209179
>>2209170
People generally have a social self-preservation instinct where they try to downplay or look at/pitch their shortcomings in a forward-looking capacity; get the types all too ready to debase themselves for no gain or any reasonable self-interest and it tends to throw up a red flag.
6361ec No.2209180
Going to do blood stuff, be right back!
>>2209165
<3
>>2209167
Where are her tits D:
>>2209170
You have a shallow mentality...
>>2209171
I'ma cut you
>>2209172
I know v.v
>>2209173
And you're not allowed to pull out...
>mfw
a1f84e No.2209181
>>2209180
Haaaan~
A pink heart is the best emote! You just made me doki doki~ x3
a1f84e No.2209183
>>2209182
Dat ass though. :F
75a3c8 No.2209184
>>2209174
>>2209175
But that would give you what you want.
351d00 No.2209185
>>2209179
I'm sure I'd think more highly of myself if I had reasons to do so
>>2209180
of course not all my problems are due to this fact, but I do think it would be hard to argue that overall attractive people do not have it easier than people that are not
c47518 No.2209186
>>2209184
so post my ass or something else
one of the cute pics
cd0d2d No.2209187
>>2209185
>I'm sure I'd think more highly of myself if I had reasons to do so
Well I mean you're not black- There's a point in your favor.
a1f84e No.2209189
>>2209188
I think I recognise that ass.
75a3c8 No.2209190
>>2209189
It can be top tier. When he takes care of himself.
c47518 No.2209191
>>2209188
god, that's a terrible pic. it's like 3+ years old at this point too.
i'll have to make more. fuck.
75a3c8 No.2209192
>>2209191
So, get to it. You got some work to do.
351d00 No.2209193
>>2209187
indeed
there are many things I am, but also many things I'm not, and I think I'd be here all day if I attempted to fully list either
c47518 No.2209194
>>2209192
i got some stockings and a garter thing. we'll see.
b3f5ce No.2209196
>>2209180
too skinny. not a bad thing.
75a3c8 No.2209197
>>2209194
Indeed we shall. Sink or swim.
a1f84e No.2209198
>>2209190
Just found out it was Loco's ass. I was thinking of someone else.
c47518 No.2209199
>>2209197
i mean i'd take some now but it's too late to trim and moisturise myself.
>>2209198
who?
75a3c8 No.2209200
>>2209199
Sure. Sure. It's someone's birthday soon.
c47518 No.2209201
i also got a bigger plug
it wont fit
a1f84e No.2209202
>>2209199
Sorry, forgot his name. All I remember is that I got ass pics from someone a long time ago.
73468e No.2209204
>>2209177
Don't think I'll sink to Soto levels ever my dude
>>2209180
Implying I ever would.
6d4416 No.2209207
Granted Loafie is also a walking bucket of fecal matter.
75a3c8 No.2209210
Time for a cheeky fap and sleep.
Next time I post I'll be on a different continent.
Buenos noches
a1f84e No.2209212
>>2209210
Goodnight Scoots. Hope you enjoy your day in Mexico.
c47518 No.2209214
tfw you cum and you look at the things you did just to get off
https://youtu.be/VuQoGED_7jA
a1f84e No.2209215
>>2209214
Gotta love that shame boner.
What was you fapping to?
a1f84e No.2209217
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
My friend Chris has got me into the band 'The Twilight Sad'. Is pretty good. Love this music video.
>>2209216
Butt stuff is best stuff, so long as it ain't got anything to do with pooping.
316766 No.2209220
>>2209219
WAOW MUU DON'T POST SUCH LEWD IMAGES
a1f84e No.2209221
Can anyone tell me what would be an OTP of posters here?
316766 No.2209223
Oh fuck what do I even call Wish now
Emanuel?
a1f84e No.2209226
>>2209225
I remember wish. And I think I know Pee girl. That would be a cute coupling.
7d771a No.2209227
>>2209223
Wish is fine.
>>2209224
Nice anal idol.
1311c2 No.2209229
I checked the spoiler image box and forgot why I did
Dude weed
Anyway the last issue of Citrus was pretty good
>>2209226
Not Pee girl, just pee
a1f84e No.2209230
>>2209229
Don't know who pee is. Sorry.
Are you Erio? I keep forgetting people.
1311c2 No.2209231
>>2209230
You don't know what pee is?
And yeah
7d771a No.2209233
>>2209232
I was going to make an Illya folder, but I'm lazy
help
1311c2 No.2209234
I bet British people call pee some weird nonsensical British word
a1f84e No.2209235
>>2209231
Oh, you honestly mean piss, right? Like getting peed on?
7d771a No.2209236
>>2209234
Someone told me that spending a penny meant taking a pee
1311c2 No.2209237
>>2209235
U said it not me
>>2209236
That means that spending a penny on someone means peeing on someone 🤔
a1f84e No.2209238
>>2209237
I don't get it. I'm gonna finish my can of cider then eat some cereal then go to bed.
1311c2 No.2209239
>>2209238
-spends a penny on you-
73468e No.2209241
>>2209233
Is that show still relevant?
1311c2 No.2209242
Hutzpa's irl name is actually Ilya
He's an anime girl
a1f84e No.2209243
>>2209239
Holy shit. If you're paying me money I guess I'm staying for a little while longer. *cherishes the penny*
Are you Erio? I forgot your other name if not.
1311c2 No.2209244
>>2209243
I have Many Names
a1f84e No.2209245
>>2209244
I'll just call you Daiakuma then, how are you doing btw?
I haven;t got much to talk about nowadays.
7d771a No.2209246
>>2209237
Yes.
>>2209241
Yeah, there was the movie last August, and a new season has already been greenlit.
1311c2 No.2209247
>>2209245
I already told you I'm Erio like 15 minutes ago u dip
I'm good, pretty high
u?
>>2209246
What poster do you most want to spend a penny on?
a1f84e No.2209249
>>2209247
I'm dumb like that.
I envy you, wish I was high.
A bit nervous because I don't know what to post about, I feel like my brain is dead or something, I don't know.
1311c2 No.2209250
>>2209248
Such a stingy penny pincher
>>2209249
Are u drunk
73468e No.2209251
>>2209246
Thought people liked it primarily for all the porn it generated
a1f84e No.2209252
>>2209250
No. Only get 4 cans nowadays, don't drink as much as I used to. I think if I was drunk, having nothing to talk about wouldn't bother me.
7d771a No.2209254
>>2209250
I pick Lewds, because he'd probably hate it the most.
>>2209251
No, it's actually really good.
ff7f56 No.2209255
Someone take a nap with me
a1f84e No.2209256
>>2209255
I'll go to bed, I promise I won't take up much space in the bed. :3
a1f84e No.2209258
6d4416 No.2209259
I think working nearly a month straight is catching up with me.
I can't stay awake and keep falling asleep.
a1f84e No.2209261
Gonna go to bed, nini.
>>2209260
I don't have a webcam to take a picture, sorry, but no proof. ;w;
73468e No.2209262
>>2209254
Well get to it then. Folder isn't making itself.
>Hate it the most
Wow
7d771a No.2209263
>>2209262
Watch it with me.
You wouldn't?
73468e No.2209264
>>2209263
You'd have better luck with someone who is actually into anime.
Why would I hate you spending money on me?
7d771a No.2209265
>>2209264
Watch it with me anyways.
It means peeing on you though
ff7f56 No.2209266
I need someone cute to nap with me
73468e No.2209267
>>2209265
Wouldn't it be weird joining in at this point? It's years old as far as I know
Oh nah that's not my thing, Erio could probably be convinced
7d771a No.2209268
>>2209267
We'd start from the beginning, since I need to cap it.
The point is that you wouldn't like it, though.
73468e No.2209269
>>2209268
I'll pass m80
I thought you liked getting peed on, not the other way around
7d771a No.2209270
>>2209269
The worst.
Nah, I don't judge.
73468e No.2209271
>>2209270
I judge quite harshly
73468e No.2209272
ff7f56 No.2209274
Why would someone want to pee on someone else
7d771a No.2209275
>>2209274
If the other person enjoyed it, then they'd want to so that it'd make the other person happy? 🤔
ff7f56 No.2209276
>>2209275
What does the person peeing get out of it?
Is this a dom thing?
7d771a No.2209277
>>2209276
Some people could.
But like I said, usually just making someone you care about happy is enough too.
1c5950 No.2209278
>>2209220
You're posting lewd in a way too
1311c2 No.2209279
Revy was in a relationship with like six other traps and once and yet she's acting like a confused baby boomer about Wish's fetishes
1311c2 No.2209280
1311c2 No.2209281
I e-peed on [REDACTED] because I care about him
7d771a No.2209282
ff7f56 No.2209283
>>2209277
Then what's the point
>>2209279
No, only one of them was trans and it was a trans guy
Other than him there was a crossdresser, a sex addict, and a cultist
I just don't understand why someone would want to pee on someone else
7d771a No.2209284
>>2209283
Oh yeah, there's no point in bringing joy to the people you care about, that'd be dumb.
ff7f56 No.2209285
>>2209284
But like
If one person wants to be peed on shouldn't the other person want to pee on them? Just mindlessly obliging people isn't how you make a stable relationship
1311c2 No.2209286
>>2209282
-huggu-
>>2209283
How could you possibly understand why someone would want to do a dom thing
It's just too far removed from who you are
ff7f56 No.2209287
>>2209286
If you explain it slowly I might get it
7d771a No.2209288
>>2209285
I mean, no? If someone doesn't explicitly dislike doing something then there's no problem with them doing it for the sake of the other person.
Some people enjoy how much it gets the other person off, or even gets off on the dominative nature of it. But even if it does nothing for someone, doing it as a treat for someone else is fine. It doesn't have to happen every single time someone is looking for sexual gratification.
>>2209286
Don't do that.
1311c2 No.2209289
The correct way to do a [REDACTED] in thread is to DM the person you mean after you make the post and inform them that u mean them
>>2209287
I don't want to interrupt ur e-fight with the prince of piss; I'm just here to meme
>>2209288
-hug rapes-
ff7f56 No.2209290
>>2209288
I think I get it a little like wanting to do things that make your partner happy I just don't quite understand why someone would want to be the one peeing on others
What do they get out of it?
ff7f56 No.2209291
>>2209289
But do you know why someone would want to pee on someone
1311c2 No.2209292
>>2209291
What Wish is saying
All pee-related arguments shall be handled by him from now on
7d771a No.2209293
>>2209289
I'll filter you.
>>2209290
It's pretty much just a humiliation thing really. It makes the partner feel more submissive and the feeling of dominance can be incredibly satisfying for some.
ff7f56 No.2209294
But those are all arguments that assume the other person is trying to get peed on
It seems like an inversion of dom/sub relationships
Shouldn't the dom be satisfying themselves with the sub
1311c2 No.2209295
>>2209293
Yeah, filter the only person who supports ur smelly pee fetish
7d771a No.2209296
>>2209294
>Shouldn't the dom be satisfying themselves with the sub
I mean, rewarding good behaviour is a pretty good idea when training subs :^)
>>2209295
Should probably just stop posting then tbh
ff7f56 No.2209297
>>2209296
I've never trained a sub or been trained as someone's sub
But I guess that makes sense
7d771a No.2209298
>>2209297
Even then, everyone is different so different people enjoy different things and what works for one person might not work for others.
1311c2 No.2209300
Anyone else kind of want to pee on Revy right now?
>>2209296
Ur not allowed to stop posting cos if u do I'll think u might have suicided irl
351d00 No.2209301
I wish someone would pee on me
ff7f56 No.2209302
>>2209300
If you really want to
1311c2 No.2209303
>>2209301
Even if it's a boy? That's pretty gay
>>2209302
Wow piss slut :3
7d771a No.2209304
>>2209300
Nah, I don't think I'd ever do that.
ff7f56 No.2209305
>>2209303
Nah I'm just a slut
Not really going out of my way to get peed on but it's not unpleasant
351d00 No.2209306
>>2209303
I mean what if I closed my eyes
I can't imagine girl pee feels or tastes that different to boy pee
1311c2 No.2209308
>>2209304
Okay thanks
I was worried cause of how you were talking a couple of nights ago
>>2209305
Yeah it's nice and warm, like loving golden light
>>2209306
Lmao
Good post, screencapped
ff7f56 No.2209309
>>2209306
Girl pee feels different from boy pee
How it smells and tastes depends on the persons hydration and diet
1311c2 No.2209310
Revy actually has the experience to confirm that girl pee is different from boy pee even tho she just argued with Wish over pee fetishism for like a half hour
What a twist
ff7f56 No.2209311
>>2209310
my argument was why would someone want to pee on someone not why would someone want to be peed on
1c5950 No.2209312
>>2209311
so they can track the sub by scent if they escape
351d00 No.2209314
>>2209308
it's a reasonable question isn't it
>>2209309
noted
1311c2 No.2209315
>>2209311
Did u never think to ask the people who peed on you?
>>2209312
♥
>>2209314
You should become an expert such that you can identify the biological sex of any pee even if u never see the person and people are just peeing in ur mouth while u have a blindfold on
It could be a reality TV show
ff7f56 No.2209316
>>2209315
Both times the other person had heard of it and wanted to find out if peeing on people was their fetish, but it never was
7d771a No.2209317
>>2209308
Nah, my life isn't really all that awful.
It just feels like all the people I cared about / was really close with are sort of just gone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6da5b8 No.2209318
>>2209313
if america were truly free
1c5950 No.2209319
If there are well known partner pissers out there chances are their fetish isn't peeing on somebody, but either some sort of sadism, humiliation or degradation sort of thing.
6da5b8 No.2209320
>>2209317
thats just life my homie, my best friends i grew up wit are sort of just out of the picture for now, but you can always rekindle connections
i feel like life happens and we have so many people we interact with there's never really enough time to give most of them, your life is just the time you get to spend with other people as you snake through your days and weeks, and it's just impossible to keep in contact with everyone
6da5b8 No.2209321
and as we meet more and more people the chore of introducing yourself and getting to know someone seems more like something you have to do out of obligation rather than because you want to explore a new person you met
b3f5ce No.2209322
>>2209318
parks would be more fun
1311c2 No.2209323
>>2209316
That's pretty funny
What other extreme fetishes have you tried?
>>2209317
Use it as an opportunity to learn how to love yourself more and just move forward ^^
>>2209319
Am I a sadist, Muu-kun?
ff7f56 No.2209324
I just like to be physically used, I'd rather be full of cum than pee
Add in some rope bondage and electric shocks for best results
1c5950 No.2209325
>>2209323
You're a masochist
also stop steering the conversation towards pee somehow all the time in order to try and make people think it's normal somehow
6da5b8 No.2209326
>>2209324
thats not rare, lots of rape victims say they fantasize and masturbate to memories of them getting raped, not that i'm saying you want to be raped or anything
1311c2 No.2209327
>>2209325
Literally the majority of the people in this thread have a pee fetish, have been peed on, or would at least be okay with getting peed on
1311c2 No.2209328
It's hilarious how ur saying that to me btw
Love u Kamuu
6da5b8 No.2209329
>>2209327
i think your pee fetishism is coloring that vote a little but it's possible most people here aren't like me, and pee fetish free
ff7f56 No.2209330
>>2209326
It's not impossible that that's related
7d771a No.2209331
>>2209320
Not quite what I meant, but thanks.
>>2209323
I'm pretty self-loathing somethings, but I also have a giant ego that I mostly hide. I don't think I'm actually all that awful.
1c5950 No.2209332
>>2209327
It's your fault people are this way
6da5b8 No.2209333
>>2209330
just saying its totally normal to have fetishes and turn-on's like that, in nature sex is wild and dangerous and it's humans that uniquely have a relatively safer approach to hooking up
6da5b8 No.2209334
>>2209331
what did you mean then?
1311c2 No.2209335
>>2209329
If u read like the last hour of the thread before u posted u'll understand
It's been pretty funny
>>2209331
Yeah you probably unironically consider yourself pretty and smart
>>2209332
Now you're just trying to turn me on
ff7f56 No.2209336
>>2209333
oh I thought you were referring to the fact that I have been raped
1c5950 No.2209337
>>2209335
corruption fetish
6da5b8 No.2209338
well no okay people still get shot up and killed over relationship complications too i guess
>>2209335
im not going to read up in the thread you talk about pee all the time in thread so its not exactly rare
and i thought we had gotten rid of lili, did they just lose interest and stop posting one day when i was gone?
6da5b8 No.2209339
>>2209336
nope i didnt know that you were raped before, i guess it was a better guess than i intended it to be.
1311c2 No.2209340
>>2209337
It's purification
It's only corruption in the eyes of the profane
>>2209338
Revy isn't Lili but is also a trap who's been peed on IRL
ff7f56 No.2209341
>>2209339
It was a long time ago, I don't think about it every minute of every day
6da5b8 No.2209342
>>2209341
of course not, that would be unhealthy, in fact i didn't know about it and i've seen you around a lot.
7d771a No.2209343
>>2209334
Like, people I actually cared about. I dunno how to explain it really.
>>2209335
I mean, I do think I'm the greatest programmer who has ever lived. But I think I'm ugly as fuck tbh
ff7f56 No.2209344
>>2209342
Well I try not to mention it unless it comes up but like I've never consensually been physically intimate with a guy
6da5b8 No.2209346
>>2209343
Hmmm, Wish, I'm not sure how you personally would define "people you actually cared about" but I thought I had that covered pretty well when I said friends ive known since i was a child.
1311c2 No.2209347
>>2209343
Everyone who saw u says ur cute
When are you going to hack everyone and take over the world?
ff7f56 No.2209348
Well I almost have a few times but I always get nervous and can't go all the way
1311c2 No.2209349
>>2209345
It was true when I made that post
Now it's like everyone but you and Baddog so still true
6da5b8 No.2209350
>>2209344
Ah, well, I'm sure you will have a good opportunity to have that moment with someone. You seem like a really cool person and I'm sure whoever you end up with to do that thing will thing you are a cool person too.
so im sure it will be a good experience
1311c2 No.2209351
Well, I'm not AWARE of BD and Test being involved in pee, anyway
6da5b8 No.2209352
1311c2 No.2209353
BD would you let your gf pee on you?
ff7f56 No.2209355
>>2209350
thanks
I miss having a sexual partner
6da5b8 No.2209356
>>2209353
no
im going to stand over here with test in the no pee zone
6da5b8 No.2209357
>>2209355
im sure its very frustrating, its not a problem i can really imagine myself having not gotten to do something like that in a consensual way, but having the situation put upon you in such a manner must have been very confusing for a time too
rest assured i bet you will do the sex great!
cf973a No.2209358
>>2209347
Near as I recall they said he looks like Nymph.
I'm not sure that we extracted the same meaning from that statement.
ff7f56 No.2209359
>>2209357
I'm pretty meh at sex but I'm told the noises I make are worth it
1311c2 No.2209360
>>2209356
Test would probably let Chara dom him with pee if she asked
>>2209358
It's not my fault you haven't asked everyone who went to AX about Wish yet
1311c2 No.2209361
Soto even told me what Wish smells like
6da5b8 No.2209362
>>2209359
i mean it doesnt sound like youve gotten a lot of practice, im sure if you are having a good time you will be much better at it, the mood really helps, half of it is mental or even more than that really, its all about your mindset and feelings
6da5b8 No.2209363
>>2209360
i won't dispute that test would probably do some weird shit yea
cf973a No.2209364
>>2209360
I'll pee in your empty eye sockets, buddy.
7d771a No.2209365
>>2209346
I mean yeah, I've had a pretty solid group of friends since I was a child and even then I have some close friends from university that I still talk to, but that's not the same at all.
I most definitely don't talk to them about a lot of things and I don't really feel like I can or should open up to them :^)
>>2209347
I mean, Soto and Nezi said that. Soto is a troll and Nezi is really thirsty so :^)
Why would I want to do that, it didn't work out that well in Mr. Robot.
ff7f56 No.2209366
>>2209361
I want Soto to smell me
7d771a No.2209367
>>2209361
???
he never even got close to me
6da5b8 No.2209369
>>2209364
ow the edge
>>2209365
you'll never be as close to anyone as you are yourself
6da5b8 No.2209370
>>2209366
>>2209368
this is unhealthy you should seek regular relationships with regular boys
you too test
1311c2 No.2209371
>>2209364
What the fuck? We're both guys; that would be gay
Are u mad at me tonight :(
>>2209365
Also Cato and I think Colbs
Idk what that movie is cause I'm not a nerd
@Colbs is Wish a cute boi?
>>2209366
Hold on I'll find the post
ff7f56 No.2209372
>>2209362
I mean I've had some really nice foreplay in the past few years and it was very enjoyable
>>2209368
Not sure
6da5b8 No.2209373
>>2209372
you'll just have to take it all the way when the time feels right with someone, personally i'd say i'd probably hit it
1311c2 No.2209374
7d771a No.2209375
>>2209371
It's a TV series.
1311c2 No.2209376
I mislinked btw
Third reply in >>2209371 was for Wish
cf973a No.2209377
My cat has taken over my desk and I have to reach over him to type now. It's cute but also difficult.
>>2209371
Shit you right.
No not really.
1311c2 No.2209378
>>2209366
Anyway you're into Mexicans?
6da5b8 No.2209379
>>2209377
when the cat lays on the keyboard and instead of just picking him up with your hands you're just like okay, i guess i cant use this part of the keyboard now
tell me, is human intelligence really so powerful if it leaves us with such glaring weaknesses?
1311c2 No.2209380
>>2209375
U just want to work for Jewgle like a good goy even though ur the best programmer in the world
>>2209377
Sorry Wish made a big pee mess in the thread
ff7f56 No.2209381
>>2209373
I've had too many bad relationships for the good ones to make it up
>>2209378
I don't discriminate the people I'm attracted to by race, sex, gender identity, or religion
Unless that religion is the cult someone started of me
Those people are out of the question
1311c2 No.2209383
>>2209381
Why are you not exploiting them for money?
7d771a No.2209384
>>2209374
>lavender
My deodorant is like, pine :^)
>>2209380
Yeah that sounds pretty rad tbh.
7f6188 No.2209385
>>2209356
shoulda called it the no splash zone
1311c2 No.2209386
>>2209384
Then why did u smell like a lavender?
Yeah you told me you want to work for Jewgle
ff7f56 No.2209387
>>2209383
I did
It's no longer worth their adoration
I don't get god powers I just get annoying groupies
6da5b8 No.2209388
>>2209381
you're too young to say that with any real authority i bet you, like you said you still have sexual wants, you'll find a good partner
and then you guys can have banging hot sex
6da5b8 No.2209389
>>2209385
thats a great name thank you
6da5b8 No.2209390
1311c2 No.2209391
In a dystopian future, only the SPLASH GUARD stands between /animus/ and a flood of peeing anime girls unleashed by Wish
>>2209387
You can have them run errands for u and stuff tho
Honestly it just sounds like u need to learn to control your hoes
6da5b8 No.2209393
>>2209391
Underground resistance movements that have hidden themselves away from the surface where floods of pee regularly tear down houses and uproot trees to sweep out any infidels.
ff7f56 No.2209394
>>2209388
I've been an adult since I was about 7
I'm basically ancient
>>2209391
Not worth it
7f6188 No.2209395
>>2209390
has your gf made you a better person?
>>2209392
ty
7d771a No.2209396
>>2209386
Because he's lying?
6da5b8 No.2209397
>>2209394
its true that you have had traumatic experiences but that doesn't change the rate at which your brain develops, it would be healthy for you to acknowledge your real age
6da5b8 No.2209398
7f6188 No.2209399
>>2209398
if you left her, do you think you'd remain a better person?
1311c2 No.2209400
>>2209393
I can't believe Wish did this... I knew he had a pee fetish, but not like this................
>>2209394
>I've been an adult since I was about 7
You come off much more like a little girl than an old lady
>>2209396
>someone just went on the internet and told lies
Sounds fake
cf973a No.2209401
>>2209396
Soto? Lie? Never.
>>2209399
He'd finally snap.
6da5b8 No.2209402
>>2209399
thats not something i think people can give an accurate or meaningful answer to
1311c2 No.2209403
6da5b8 No.2209404
i mean yes id retain some of the things i picked up from her but its hard to define the overall product as better if the relationship failed
7f6188 No.2209407
>>2209402
she helped you develop new ways of thinking, and habits? could you continue those things by yourself?
ff7f56 No.2209446
>>2209397
I'm 25
I have aspergers, ptsd, and some kind of abstract eating disorder
I have a part time job at a French brunch deli
I spend most of my time playing video games, crying, and worrying about whether I should eat or not
I've recently started recording random noises to make a folder of mp3 samples for amateur music production
I've nearly died several times, not including the times I've tried to kill myself
When I was young and had dreams I wanted to be a research biologist
When I went to university it was to become a biomedical engineer with a focus on materials science
A few death experiences later, I drop out of college and try to find a job
That job sucked so I went back to university, now at the local one to become a software engineer or it specialist
A few hospitalizations and failed employments later, I've dropped out completely and have to steal to eat
Now all my grandparents are dead and I inherited enough money to fix my car and buy food until I start getting paychecks
A friend from university got completely fucked over by her parents so I have an illegal roommate now
She's laughing in the other room playing world of warcraft and generally making too much noise
I've had two relationships that didn't end horribly because they were the ones that didn't go anywhere
I don't know how to count the number of relationships I've been in, but I've been in some way intimate with about 14 people since about age 5
When I was little, when I didn't have buzzed short hair thanks to my dad, most people assumed I was a girl
High school was one of the worst times of my life since all my depression, ptsd, and repressed sexual identity were being treated with antipsychotics and medications for bipolar disorder
Turns out, those medications will make you have psychotic episodes and I spent over a year in a hallucinatory haze wondering if things were real
Then in university I got off the crazy drugs and onto other drugs which were delicious and amazing and probably contributed to my two minor comas
The ruptured spleen was unavoidable
I still deal with insomnia and have a terrible sleep schedule
That's about everything I think
6d4416 No.2209464
Shit like this is why people won't fuck you, Revy.
cf973a No.2209473