fa0c77 No.2208354
Darwin stop spying on people's computers in South America edition
fa0c77 No.2208357
>>2208355
didnt think you still existed as a posted
fa0c77 No.2208358
401edc No.2208359
>>2208357
I post when and wherever I please my dude.
8e77ab No.2208360
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e2452f No.2208368
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4b0be6 No.2208369
I really need to put all my fur suit images in a folder to use.
8a495f No.2208370
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65ecaf No.2208371
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bfbf06 No.2208372
I don't even think one person would fit in my ass
bfbf06 No.2208373
I heard people drag racing on the main road by my house and I thought it was wolves
8e77ab No.2208374
023de4 No.2208375
You get Frame Fighter yet Revy?
4b7119 No.2208377
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0a5f15 No.2208379
9f9f6a No.2208380
023de4 No.2208381
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9f9f6a No.2208384
>>2208383
How've you been, Yan?
023de4 No.2208385
>>2208384
I've been making a killing lately.
ba dum dun tsh
58d679 No.2208387
does the trip/namefag null still post here?
023de4 No.2208388
>>2208386
You should get this and then we could play it.
9f9f6a No.2208389
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9f9f6a No.2208393
>>2208391
I was under the impression you had a mono-boob.
>>2208392
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
I dunno. It never looked like my cup of tea tbh familam.
023de4 No.2208394
>>2208393
Am I your cup of tea?
9f9f6a No.2208395
>>2208394
I don't see why not.
1971d6 No.2208397
>>2208393
?
no
i have two breasts
9f9f6a No.2208399
>>2208396
Do what?
>>2208397
Can I touch them?
023de4 No.2208400
1971d6 No.2208402
>>2208399
no. sabs says they're only for her.
9f9f6a No.2208403
>>2208401
I will consider it.
>>2208402
I thought you two loved me... </3
9f9f6a No.2208404
I think electro swing might be in my top 5 favourite genres of music. It's so good.
80640e No.2208405
Speaking of breasts, mine are actually visible through my dysphoria sweater now... ._.
Kinda wanna not wear a bra to work on monday and see if I get a moment of "Wait, do you have breasts?
1971d6 No.2208406
>>2208403
if you ask her nicely she might let you
347927 No.2208408
>>2208405
what's a dysphoria sweater?
9f9f6a No.2208409
>>2208408
It's a sweater that makes you miserable just by wearing it.
347927 No.2208410
>>2208409
The fourth deathly hallow nobody talks about
80640e No.2208411
>>2208408
A very comfortable sweater that makes me feel safe on the days when dysphoria is strongest.
9f9f6a No.2208412
>>2208410
Don't listen to Rin it's a sweater that really upsets you when you wear it.
80640e No.2208413
Why is there an unanimated one named cirno when I have the animated one as well?
347927 No.2208414
>>2208411
Become the dysphoria
Be the strongest
>>2208412
Like mum's itchy christmas sweaters
9f9f6a No.2208415
>>2208414
Exactly. Except it's an internal itchiness. Itchiness of the soul. And existential itch that builds and builds until the whole world is itchy.
347927 No.2208416
>>2208415
i have no hands and i must scratch
358335 No.2208419
>that face when you finish work and three weeks holiday
#Balling
347927 No.2208420
>>2208418
As much as I respect the drive to lose weight when it is -that- difficult, at that weight, light cardio is just going to wear down your joints
the whale on the left has the right idea
3daa11 No.2208421
>>2208420
stomach surgery might fix it.
023de4 No.2208425
woops
*kys Loafie
*ilu Scousealoo
be7b3b No.2208427
>not kys scoot
something wrong with you, boy
be7b3b No.2208429
I'm literally s e e t h i n g right now, u rite
da9f98 No.2208430
kys means kiss, the fuck is wrong with you Urist?
023de4 No.2208431
be7b3b No.2208432
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be7b3b No.2208434
023de4 No.2208435
Because you live in an uncivilized dustbowl full of kangaroos and spiders and aboriginals and ruddy cane toads; that's how time on your shit hole of a continent works you daft cunt. It's night time. Go to sleep.
1fddfd No.2208436
>>2208435
You're such a worthless little worm
1fddfd No.2208438
>>2208437
Is this the same character?
>
023de4 No.2208440
>>2208436
I wanted to use your folder to make fun of you but I deleted it
358335 No.2208441
1fddfd No.2208442
023de4 No.2208444
>>2208443
The edgy faggot girl from uh... that blood prison anime.
1fddfd No.2208445
>>2208444
I love the most out of all my avatars
1fddfd No.2208447
>>2208446
Yeah I love her the most.
Why are you using Kokoro now?
358335 No.2208448
why is blood chan killing dogs
023de4 No.2208449
>>2208447
She's cute and has pink hair.
1fddfd No.2208450
>>2208448
I would never harm an innocent little dog...
>>2208449
You should go back to Yuno then. She's cuter
1fddfd No.2208453
>>2208451
-pet-
>>2208452
Can I use Yuno then?
023de4 No.2208455
>>2208453
Only if you oink and admit you're a pig.
017fd4 No.2208456
who wants a free kick in the stomach?
1fddfd No.2208457
>>2208454
Yes honey?
>>2208455
I'm more of a boar~
>>2208456
-protects your tummy-
37a0ff No.2208458
1fddfd No.2208459
>>2208456
I read that wrong. I would like your strongest kick, please
023de4 No.2208460
>>2208457
Then no, you can't use it.
1fddfd No.2208461
>>2208460
I used her before you even posted in 4chan...
023de4 No.2208462
>>2208461
You don't have my permission to though.
Whether or not you choose to adhere to that means very little to me, but since you were the one who asked, you can't use it.
fa0c77 No.2208464
>>2208453
Oh hey now we got some thread activity, morning everybody, ya'll got your coffee?
1fddfd No.2208465
>>2208462
You didn't ask my permission when you just waltz into our community and started using her
Feels good to have my old avatar bacc
>>2208464
Are you talking to me or everyone else?
1fddfd No.2208466
>>2208463
That's a secret...
017fd4 No.2208467
>>2208457
thank you
>>2208458
>>2208459
Your ordered kick will arrive within 4 weeks at an unexpected moment.
Thank you for shopping with us.
0a5f15 No.2208468
023de4 No.2208469
>>2208465
Yeah. I didn't care what you thought.
0a5f15 No.2208470
One team. One leader. Two wins.
1fddfd No.2208472
>>2208467
damn i want it now, i love getting hit
>>2208468
Is that Spanish for something?
>>2208469
So then why should I care what you think?
>>2208471
I'm doing well, I have not had my coffee yet...
502988 No.2208475
>>2208466
Why secret why...
Also, what has happened to google.
Google images jus f'd me wen i went to use it.
37a0ff No.2208476
>>2208467
4 weeks sure is a long time
can't you speed it up
502988 No.2208477
>>2208467
did they jus... order a surrogate baby?
023de4 No.2208478
>>2208472
I don't know, why do you?
cafa0c No.2208479
-makes preparations for kitty to come home today. Gets new batteries for his laser pointer, his favorite food, and a new bag of toys for him to play with- ^.^
1fddfd No.2208480
>>2208474
waat?
>>2208475
it has to be a secret or other dogs won't come to me~
>>2208478
I like to treat people with respect and llet them lower their guard...
>>2208479
Yeah nigga hurry up and pick me up, I wanna play with that laser
cafa0c No.2208481
>>2208480
0.o -gets you a laser pointer too? Is shaped like a mouse- :3
0a5f15 No.2208482
0a5f15 No.2208483
> Watching two streams at the same time
023de4 No.2208485
Canonically there's multiple Yunos anyways.
023de4 No.2208486
>BEING A JEW AND A SCOUSE
YER BASICALLY A GYPSY M8
1fddfd No.2208487
>>2208481
Oh shit nigga gimme that!
>>2208482
teach me Spanish...
>>2208484
Ya booiiii~
You watching the preseason?
My Jets died yesterday....
>>2208485
Yuno will always be best girl
cafa0c No.2208488
>>2208487
-holds it out to you. Is purple!-
37a0ff No.2208489
>tfw no yuno gf to kill me in my sleep
1fddfd No.2208490
>>2208488
I'm going to kill that laser....
1fddfd No.2208491
>>2208489
Its always the quiet ones
cafa0c No.2208492
>>2208490
0.o -will get you new batteries for it-
023de4 No.2208493
Yuno's pretty garbage honestly.
37a0ff No.2208494
>>2208491
I don't know about that
I feel like the loud and openly violent ones are more likely to do that desu
just an observation
1fddfd No.2208495
>>2208492
-gives you money for batteries-
:3
>>2208493
hmmm.... what makes you say that?
>>2208494
The quiet ones hold everything in until they SNAP
cafa0c No.2208496
>>2208495
0.o -gives it back, is bought with thread funds- :3
1fddfd No.2208497
I mean look at this smile
37a0ff No.2208498
>>2208495
perhaps, it is true that I would naturally be less suspicious of someone who is quiet
in any case I want an anime girl to kill me in my sleep and I want it to happen fast
4b0be6 No.2208499
I am awake.
Shower me in applause.
9f9f6a No.2208500
>>2208499
*one, singular, clap*
0a5f15 No.2208501
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
1fddfd No.2208502
>>2208499
Kill yourself dogfucker!
4b0be6 No.2208503
>>2208500
You're about to catch these hands.
>>2208502
:(
1fddfd No.2208504
>>2208496
I don't wanna have to owe you money...
>>2208498
You know anime girls don't take their time...
>
cafa0c No.2208506
>>2208504
-smiles politely and waves his hand...behind him lurk three skwirls in the shadows staring ominously at you. One flips a quarter impatiently.-
0a5f15 No.2208508
>>2208502
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
1fddfd No.2208509
>>2208503
How are you Squish anything new?
37a0ff No.2208510
>>2208504
yeah they don't
but I'm willing to be patient it's not like there's anything else I can do but wait
4b0be6 No.2208511
>>2208509
Not really. Moved back to my home area. Working most every day in the factory. Beyond that I really just play FF14.
Sup with you?
1fddfd No.2208512
>>2208506
-brings you into the house- ._.,
195d5c No.2208513
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hello friends, I'm here wwith my mate Chris.
Say hi. They're just talking to each other, we gotta introduce each other
>I don't know these people.
cafa0c No.2208514
>>2208512
-squeaks and looks around-
9f9f6a No.2208515
>>2208507
How's it going, Helen?
1fddfd No.2208516
>>2208510
You just have to wait...
Don't you want her to have fun too?
>>2208511
Man who plays FF anymore... you've changed..
>>2208513
How much for you to ship a bottle of absinthe to me?
>>2208511
Do you want to move somewhere else? But I think you should stay close to your job
358335 No.2208517
1fddfd No.2208518
>>2208514
Did you see that webm of a cat eating a rabbit? It was gross. I don't think I want a cat now
1fddfd No.2208519
>>2208517
Ugh I really hate your team. Did Brady play yet?
4b0be6 No.2208520
>>2208515
Hello.
>>2208516
I play a lot of old games.
Not as many new ones.
And I drive an hour each day to work. But I want to move to Michigan.
023de4 No.2208521
Kyle buy me some WoW stuff.
Like game time.
And the new xpac.
1fddfd No.2208522
>>2208520
You know I'm Blood-chan, right? It was good talking to you while it lasted... You should really consider moving closer... unless you enjoy solitary drives lol
I love old retro games too...
cafa0c No.2208523
>>2208518
-it is important to feed your cat nutritious food every single day so they won't eat poor little bunnies.- ;.;
195d5c No.2208524
Just explaining what 8chan /animus/ is like, we just got talking to each other and now we're on the subject of furries. Trying to explain what a furry is, I need help on this one. Anyone got a better definition than mine?
>>2208516
>Tell him it's $50, no, call it $60
I don't know who to even ask for that question. I guess Chris knows more. Can't you just buy it off eBay?
4b0be6 No.2208526
>>2208521
I don't like WoW though.
023de4 No.2208527
>>2208526
What does that have to do with anything?
37a0ff No.2208528
>>2208516
yes of course
then again I'm not sure why she would do it if not for her own desire to undergo the act
4b0be6 No.2208529
>>2208527
I do not advocate for it's use.
1fddfd No.2208530
>>2208523
What I want to know is how that cat caught the bunny...
Dem shits are too fast
And I don't want a cat eating my centipede...
But cats are smart right? I'll open the tank and kill it...
>>2208524
Wait a minute. Is your friend cute?
9f9f6a No.2208531
>>2208529
>I do not advocate for it is use.
What?
1fddfd No.2208532
>>2208528
...mmmh do you really want a cute girl to kill you?
1fddfd No.2208533
Lol Squish thought I was Yan
4b0be6 No.2208534
1fddfd No.2208535
Some people are so simple
023de4 No.2208536
>>2208529
FFXIV is the same thing you hypocritical fuck
4b0be6 No.2208537
One more of Retard-chan's names to filter.
4b0be6 No.2208539
>>2208536
Ah, but it's better.
1fddfd No.2208540
>>2208537
I still don't know why you hate me. I can't remember doing anything bad to you
37a0ff No.2208541
>>2208532
indeed
I thought that there wouldn't be much ambiguity given my previous statement but yes, that is something I would greatly enjoy
circumstantially of course
1fddfd No.2208542
>>2208541
can i keep your body then?
023de4 No.2208543
>>2208539
No. It's full of Miqo'te and weeb trash, it's run by SE who are literal retards, acquiring housing is horrendous and is only inflated by artificial scarcity, it has the fucking audacity to charge money for things like emotes and hairstyles, the story is fucking garbage in Vanilla and Stormblood, the protagonists are awful in every xpac regardless, and the graphics are limitationally enslaved to the PS4.
1fddfd No.2208544
They're talking about video games now...
9f9f6a No.2208545
>>2208543
>and the graphics are limitationally enslaved to the PS4.
As opposed to WoW being stuck in 2007? I think this is a point in FF14's favour no matter how you look at it.
4b0be6 No.2208546
>>2208543
Yeah, but I can be a cute white mage.
Anyhow time for work.
1fddfd No.2208548
>>2208546
Good luck at work
37a0ff No.2208549
>>2208542
well first and foremost, do you fit the aforementioned description of 'anime girl', because I'm a bit doubtful that you do
023de4 No.2208550
>>2208545
Blizzard is free to update their graphics and character models whenever they feel like, and they've done so extensively over the course of the last three xpacs.
FFXIV can get that low resolution/polygon shit the fuck out of my face. It looks good despite the limitations but it's still not as good as it should be for something out today.
The two games have extremely different art styles though.
>>2208546
kys ilu
195d5c No.2208551
>>2208521
>>2208521
Doesn't that cost like, $60?
Think that's a bit cheeky, Chris?
>A bit, yeah.
>>2208530
Are you cute, Chris?
>Fuck off, you poof.
Classic.
>What do you mean, classic?
You know, like great.
1fddfd No.2208552
>>2208549
Not really. I'm plain-looking, and my hair is a mess
9f9f6a No.2208553
>>2208552
And you're a boy.
1fddfd No.2208554
>>2208551
He better watch his mouth
358335 No.2208555
1fddfd No.2208557
>>2208555
tch... I hope he gets injured...
do you still play pkmn?
37a0ff No.2208558
>>2208552
I see you've rather conveniently forgotten to mention the two details I asked about
you're a 3 dimensional male, and there's nothing wrong with that desu
stick around for a year or two and I'll tell you where and when I'll kill myself
195d5c No.2208559
>>2208554
He just laughed.
>Put 'Watch my ass, bitch'
1fddfd No.2208560
I will be back later.
>doing blood stuff now
>>2208558
no...i want to kill you...
please...
im female
>>2208559
He won't be laughing when I knock his teeth out
9f9f6a No.2208561
>>2208559
Why do you keep getting innocents involved in your online debauchery?
9f9f6a No.2208563
Has anyone ever actually believed BC is a chick? I don't even think he identifies as a girl outside of his "ebin trol" attempt.
37a0ff No.2208564
>>2208560
and how do you plan on doing that when we live on separate continents my friend
195d5c No.2208565
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Any songs you want on?
>I became a prostitute
>>2208560
>I'm trying to think of a good comeback.
Yeah, I'm putting that down too.
>WHY?!
>>2208561
Because I think it might be funny.
9f9f6a No.2208566
>>2208564
He's gonna make you cringe so hard you break your own neck.
37a0ff No.2208567
>>2208566
now that's just nasty
I can barely deal with these minor neck pains I've gotten already I don't think that would be pleasant at all
358335 No.2208568
>>2208557
not much anymore
sour memories
347927 No.2208569
195d5c No.2208571
I'll just shitpost by myself. I shouldn't drag innocents into this website, really.
What do you guys want to talk about? My mind is blank and I'm not even hosting Chris properly.
1fddfd No.2208573
I came so much
>>2208563
What would you do when you find out I'm actually female?
>>2208564
My probation will be up soon and I will be able to visit you... if you want...
>>2208565
I bet he's really cute in the face...
>>2208568
Me too...
The only reason I stopped playing is because I'm too lazy to buy a 3DS
dbfb3f No.2208574
i ate a really tasty burger for lunch
195d5c No.2208575
>>2208572
Thanks for the vid Scoots.
Don't know what more I can say really, just grippin' and sippin, but it is been an ok birthday.
1fddfd No.2208576
>>2208574
you should eat me for lunch
358335 No.2208577
>>2208575
Happy birthday my man, good shiet son
big man
358335 No.2208578
>>2208576
Can I eat your dick?
37a0ff No.2208580
>>2208573
do you really want to though
isn't there someone closer to home you can kill instead
I'm just trying to view this from a practical standpoint
1fddfd No.2208581
Living alone kinda sucks because of the constant cleaning I have to do...
358335 No.2208582
>>2208581
thought you lived with parents and a brother.
017fd4 No.2208583
The Netherlands sucks and deserves to die
dbfb3f No.2208584
>>2208581
welcome to being an adult
>>2208576
sure, unzip
1fddfd No.2208585
>>2208580
Of course I do.
I want to kill everyone and anyone. It doesn't matter who. But I want it more when the person is giving me permission like you are
>>2208582
No... My mom and brother kicked me out and now I live alone. I still come here to help out though
>>2208583
Dying is bad :<
>>2208584
I don't like being an adult...
-cuddle-
358335 No.2208586
>>2208585
wanna be my girlfriend lmao
1fddfd No.2208589
>>2208586
Yes but I don't think you'll like being my boyfriend...
>>2208587
No... Why do you want the Netherlands to die??
>>2208588
ahh~n!!
1fddfd No.2208591
>>2208590
because of my personality
017fd4 No.2208592
>>2208589
It never does anything and is gay and weak.
dbfb3f No.2208594
>>2208589
adulting is fun though in some ways
it would be a lot easier if I wasn't disabled but I enjoy being busy, I like having a lot of stuff to do
sitting around all day playing games or watching movies gets boring
1fddfd No.2208595
>>2208592
...hmm... can you tell me what they did now?
I'm sure it was for the good of the people...
>>2208593
I'm very quiet...
Very dull...
And very boring...
I will literally never talk to you.
>>2208594
Hmmm what are some of the stuff you're always busy with? Do you live alone too?
dbfb3f No.2208596
>>2208595
school, work, doctor appointments, visiting family, volunteering at a church
nah I live with Tracer Bullet
1fddfd No.2208597
>>2208596
Tell her to change her name to "Incendiary Round"
Hmmm I know this isn't any of my business but do you go to the doctor a lot?
Why volunteer for a false God? Satan is our one true lord
dbfb3f No.2208598
>>2208597
Tracer is a guy, but I will pass it on
yes, doctor once a month right now but before it was more
idk it's something to do, I enjoy it
I don't really care about religion in general but I like helping people
347927 No.2208599
Living with trace involves an obligatory maid outfit
017fd4 No.2208600
>>2208595
they don't do shit.
nobody does.
Anything bad happens here and people bitch on facebook.
At least when something happens in France they light fire to the whole of Paris.
1fddfd No.2208601
>>2208598
I thought she was a girl...
...why do you go to the doctor so much? :/
why do you like helping people... what are you getting in return?
>>2208599
as long as it fits...
>>2208600
Its time you stepped up and rally people behind you. Someone has to do it. Run for a political position :/
dbfb3f No.2208602
>>2208599
i was gonna order one but i forgot
wanna pick one out for me?
>>2208601
tracer is guy
doctor cause im disabled
I like making people happy
358335 No.2208603
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2208595
That can be positive.
37a0ff No.2208604
>>2208585
well I did say it was circumstantial and you have yet to show me that you are in accordance with those circumstances
1fddfd No.2208605
>>2208602
I'm actually glad to know you enjoy keeping yourself busy... unlike the losers here...
Um... in what way are you disabled? I think I'm mentally disabled...
...
>>2208603
and I will come to you at random hours of the day and night for sex... then i'll go back to my lair as if nothing happened.
Its not that I hate you... I mean we have a lot in common... you are my first internet friend and stuff... But I'm an introvert :/
358335 No.2208606
>>2208605
Sounds hot. I can dig it.
And I would've had Odell Beckham banging the cake, 'Til I saw him hopping out of cars dancing to Drake
017fd4 No.2208607
>>2208601
that's fucking gay
politics is useless and gay
1fddfd No.2208609
>>2208606
Odell is a faggot. I can't stand that he lives here in my city...
I will bother you when you're in a hardcore gaming session
>>2208607
I think you should come live in America then, its becoming better each day and legal immigrants are welcomed here!
8e77ab No.2208610
358335 No.2208611
>>2208609
Dont worry, just SUCC
odell is hype'd as shiet.
>>2208610
Asuna is bae
347927 No.2208612
>>2208601
why wouldn't it
>>2208602
or maybe a virgin killer sweater
idk how to convert female to male sizes so maybe just order a bunch and return the ones you don't want
1fddfd No.2208613
>>2208608
Omfg i'm going to send this to my brother
And I'm sorry to hear that...
>>2208610
How much is milk where you live?
>>2208611
I don't have sex to only please you...
Odell caught a TD pass against my heavy Jets D. That shit pissed me off for days
1fddfd No.2208614
>>2208612
Nothing fits on me...
I'm too skinny
347927 No.2208615
>>2208614
you gotta eat more mr skeltal
358335 No.2208616
>>2208613
Lol, that D gonna crumble when Tommy Goat comes to town. Then why do you do it? for the semen?
dbfb3f No.2208617
>>2208612
hmm I don't think one of those sweaters would look good on me
seems like something a girl would wear, cause it shows off the boobs a lot
oh well, i'll find a maid outfit when i have time later
>>2208613
daijoubu
i'm gonna make things work somehow
life can't keep me down
im a stwong nezi
017fd4 No.2208618
>>2208609
But the American Empire is going too.
I'd better live here and defend whatever is here.
8e77ab No.2208619
>>2208611
<3
>>2208613
like over 5 bucks?
195d5c No.2208620
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Back, had to see my friend out and go to the office to get my meds.
Let's get this party started RIGHT!
Show me where I can buy fresh meat sticks!
(Trying to cheer my self up because Chris was on a downer because some unauthorised person is charging him £300 on his credit card for a pair of shoes, and my mum is doing my head in)
1fddfd No.2208621
>>2208615
I ate Burger King meals in one day and didn't even gain an ounce...
What should I do?
>>2208616
Because I want to feel good... I know its inconsiderate of me... but I just really need to cum...
Also I don't think Brady's oline can hold up against my D
Just stating the facts.
>>2208617
You really do seem strong to me.
Does being with Tracer help your mood?
>>2208618
Oh are you going to join the Army?
>>2208619
God damn.
How much milk do you get for $5?
>>2208620
-hug-
017fd4 No.2208622
>>2208621
lol no
nobody should join the army
that way it collapses much faster
195d5c No.2208623
>>2208621
Thanks Gasai. An e-hug always warms the cockles of my heart. -hugs back-
358335 No.2208624
>>2208621
Making BC cummies
1fddfd No.2208625
>>2208622
Omg don't you care about your home? It'll be taken over by Russians...
>>2208623
-giggles in your arms-
Oh... I don't think I can buy absinthe on ebay... but I will try...
I hope I can...
>>2208624
After I cum I'll leave you alone for a few hours, I promise...
1fddfd No.2208626
Eeek I will be right back!
8e77ab No.2208627
>>2208621
one large jug? 4L
dbfb3f No.2208628
>>2208621
yeah for sure, he's a good roommate.
i enjoy his company, it's nice when we're both not busy and we can just hang out and talk and watch TV or whatever
37a0ff No.2208630
bc why did you reply to everyone except me I feel offended
358335 No.2208631
>>2208625
This is workable. Be my semen demon.
195d5c No.2208632
>>2208625
>>2208625
I googled it and it says I can get a bottle of Trenet Premium Absinthe for £35.99 from a website called Master of Malt. not sure what you get if you search online.
65ecaf No.2208633
a beautiful day when i see my favorite posters alive and well
347927 No.2208634
fuck yeah chocolate milk
buying this was a great decision
>>2208617
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/group/Maid-Dress/2298035_509757153.html?spm=2114.12010608/itm2home-1.nav-list.46.101255e6bkeimC
>>2208621
Eat non-satisfying stuff with high calories like white bread
if you didn't gain any weight you probably didn't eat a lot
also get addicted to soda
profitáns
017fd4 No.2208635
I'd probably be arrested if people found my rose folder
358335 No.2208636
>>2208633
But, most importantly,
But what about me?
65ecaf No.2208637
>>2208636
YOU INCLUDED !!!!!!!!!
dbfb3f No.2208638
>>2208634
oh wow these are great, thank you c:
I like the nekopara one~
358335 No.2208639
>>2208637
Thats the stuff, sate the ego-monster.
347927 No.2208640
>>2208638
hell yeah nekopara
dbfb3f No.2208641
>>2208640
i have a vanilla daki :3
347927 No.2208642
>>2208641
i need one of
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017fd4 No.2208643
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358335 No.2208645
65ecaf No.2208646
>>2208639
i got a big ego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u do too
who's is bigger >:3c
1fddfd No.2208648
Sorry, I will be back again!
>>2208604
I just want to be the one to take your life away...
Why do i have to be come anime girl? I don't think that's possible... Would it be alright if I lived with for a while before killing you? I want to know everything about you before completely erasing you from this world
>>2208627
Jeez you should come live here in America.
Milk is $4 for 4L where I live, but you can get it for less than $2 down south. Come live here!
>>2208628
D-do you... um... do um.. stuff... with him?
>>2208629
Do you want a big Russian name or something? Your russian wife is going to feed you ice cold potatoes for dinner
>>2208630
I'm retarded...
>>2208631
m-maybe we can do other stuff... too...
Like I can watch you play video games or something...
Also don't touch my centipede, it'll bite you
>>2208632
Man... I hope it's not illegal to send alcohol through the mail... I'm too shy to go to a liquor shop and ask...
I have to get someone else to do it for me...
358335 No.2208649
>>2208646
Why dont we do a side by side?
>>2208648
Chaurus?
65ecaf No.2208650
>>2208649
sure !!! WHY NOT
017fd4 No.2208651
>>2208645
FUCK WITH IT AYE FUCK THE STATES LIKE A BITCH YAYE
>>2208648
Russians can't handle shit so they'll only fuck with the capitalist liberal order and then collaps. That's when we come in.
358335 No.2208652
>>2208650
Hit me up in the Yucatan!
65ecaf No.2208653
37a0ff No.2208654
>>2208648
well actually I forgot to take into account that suicide via gunshot is my preferred method
so tell you what if you can smuggle a sawn off past the border then yeah go ahead and kill me
I'd rather not live with you I think but I wouldn't object to you taking as much time as you need trying to find about me
>>2208648
I think you seem fairly intelligent, it was just an honest mistake like any other desu
8e77ab No.2208655
>>2208648
too bad its in murrica
65ecaf No.2208657
65ecaf No.2208659
195d5c No.2208660
I thikn I grew a pair of balls, learning how to deal with children. You gotta be stern with them. It can be a battle for respect at times.
358335 No.2208661
>>2208659
Necro feel me bae
017fd4 No.2208662
>>2208660
Having tought some classes.
That's exactly it.
65ecaf No.2208663
>>2208661
im a necromancer
195d5c No.2208664
>>2208662
There was this kid I caught sweearing and I had to put on a dead prisoners face on and be like 'Out of line, nyuggah'. Stopped swearing after that, proud of myself.
Do you feel proud when you're teaching kids?
017fd4 No.2208666
>>2208664
Definitely, once stared down a kid until he sat down like a bitch. Getting some kids to know things is why I kinda wanna stay in education.
195d5c No.2208667
 | Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>2208665
I add to this ritual by rolling a d20. I want to summon some silliness.
>>2208666
I'm gonna be a teacher's assisstant in September, what do I need to look out for?
358335 No.2208668
>>2208667
What does this mean.
195d5c No.2208669
>>2208668
Well I got a 17 out of 20, so I think that's a good roll to help with this ritual; I don't know, 17 is a good roll.
017fd4 No.2208670
>>2208667
Make sure you can handle kids when alone in the room. If the real teacher see's that you're capable of handling stuff on your own the respect doubles like a rocket. For the rest just make sure that you respond as much a possible, show that you're willing and capable. That's the core values these teachers wanna see.
358335 No.2208672
Fucking hate when emotionally retarded people load anxiety onto you and they don't get why that is a fucking LAME ass thing to do to someone. Wow, Gee, thanks for shovelling your inadequacies that you cannot deal with and do not actually really think about onto me to obsess over. FUCKING. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#blog
195d5c No.2208673
>>2208670
Don't think I have the nerves needed to support a bunch of children in a room, not sure if I'm that willing and capable. We'll find out, I'll tell you all about it when I go for my placement.
>>2208671
Who are we summoning? I hope it is a god that encourages drinking.
>>2208672
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's like they don't read the room.
#response
358335 No.2208674
>>2208673
Ive gone for a quad cornish dry gin and orange sanepellegrino to take the edge off.
017fd4 No.2208675
>>2208673
It helps not eating all day and drinking only coffee. That's how I did most of my lessons. Makes you so on nerve you stop caring about any shame and just do what you gotta do.
You'll get it though, just practice a lot and it's a go zone. I wish you all the good luck at least.
dbfb3f No.2208676
>>2208648
hehehe...I'll never tell~~~ no
195d5c No.2208677
>>2208674
Yewah, I feel like I'm on edge a little but my mind is dull. Don't know what to talk about half the time. I went to Wales, Llandudno.
358335 No.2208678
>>2208677
How was that excursion?
195d5c No.2208679
>>2208678
Climbed a big hill called the Orm, or Ohm. Felt like I could flip the whole world the finger from up there. I then got a hot dog, rum and raisin ice cream and a banana and chocolate and banana crepe.
358335 No.2208680
>>2208679
Hella cool dude
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppepepeppepepes
502988 No.2208681
Yall are a bunch of fags suckin them non-aids dicks. You should feel bad.
195d5c No.2208683
>>2208680
Anything coll you did recently?
My mum keeps calling me and chewing my ear off, it's putting a downer on my birthday. She keeps saying that I owe her lots of money, that I took Heroin and Crack Cocaine and that I'm a compulsive liar and I don't know why she calls me just to say this shit over and over. It's doing my nut in.
ee9ef1 No.2208684
>>2208683
Who knows.
bitches be crazy.
Just work really, but I am on my hols now. Good shit.
195d5c No.2208686
>>2208685
Dog girls are cuter than cat girls.
Never played Nekopara.
>>2208684
Yeah, bitches be crazy. Doing anything special for your holidays? Not sure if I should call it a day and go to bed. I got 2 cans of cider left. I think I'll drink them first.
ee9ef1 No.2208687
>>2208686
gonna watch an ep or 2 of Broklyn99, then bed here. Got hecktic day tomorrow. As from suday morning; Heading to Manchester for the day, spending the night then heading to Manchester Airport for a direct flight to Cancun, Mexico. 2 Weeks on the Caribbean coast. Sea, sun, tequila.
195d5c No.2208688
>>2208687
I think I'm gonna get a king kebab tomorrow. Or do some shopping for food, I wish I had something easy to cook. Can't be arsed most of the time. Whats Brooklyn99?
Gonna miss you Scoots.
ee9ef1 No.2208689
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2208688
>
King kebab sounds Ace! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??
And I wouldnt worry, hotel has wifi. I can probably do some low key hotel posting if I can be bothered to reach for the phone. Kek. Between Lines off the senorita's asses.
195d5c No.2208690
>>2208689
It's a rugby sized portion of donner, chicken and lamb kebab meat. It's so fucking good. You can only get it in Shere Khan, a local takeaway.
Got one more can left, gonna make it count. <3 You mean snorting lines?
And I can't wait what you say about mexico, I only went to Spain as a kid. Haven't had a holiday off this country for years.
195d5c No.2208691
I'm going to get a king kebab now before the place closes. It'll be my birthday cake of meat. I wish I could take a picture of it. Brb, my lovelies.
017fd4 No.2208692
Gonna be in England tomorrow.
Bye bye.
ee9ef1 No.2208693
>>2208690
I probably wont do anything illegal tbh. But I will give a travel report.
>>2208692
>to fuck loafie
rip
ee9ef1 No.2208694
Im gonna go sleep too.
I am bushed.
and anxious. time to be anxiety in bed.
37a0ff No.2208695
tokai you better not fuck me you hear
37a0ff No.2208697
>>2208696
what does mlem mean
3daa11 No.2208698
>>2208697
That's the noise that he makes when he does this to you:
75c8d0 No.2208699
>>2208697
"me like ethnic men"
017fd4 No.2208700
>>2208697
not THIS:
>>2208698
>>2208699
AND FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME STAY UP TO DEFEND AGAINST THIS
37a0ff No.2208701
>>2208698
that is vile please never show me anything of this nature ever again
>>2208699
but isn't every man ethnic
you've got to have come from somewhere
>>2208700
ok you've clarified two things it isn't but what IS it
just tell me and you can go to sleep and it'll all be solved desu
3daa11 No.2208702
>>2208700
Fuck us? I bet you loco is already hard naked and masturbating at this thought.
3daa11 No.2208703
>>2208701
wut
Are you a prude like Forty?
017fd4 No.2208704
>>2208701
mlem is the sound of sticking out your tongue
it's just bratty, jeez
>>2208702
eeeeewwwwww
017fd4 No.2208705
Gonna sleep in a hoodie now
700724 No.2208706
why do samsung tvs fuck with the brightness on theirown
75c8d0 No.2208707
i'm in a kebab shop atm actually so i'm just jacking off under my coat
37a0ff No.2208708
>>2208703
I'm afraid so
though I've a feeling the rest of /animus/ would be very happy to view your pornography
>>2208704
can't say that's what I would have imagined it to be
nini, don't check this chat again, it's for your own good
3daa11 No.2208709
>>2208705
have a fap before bed?
>>2208708
i doubt it.
195d5c No.2208711
I'm going to bed too, after I slayed my kebab meal. Nini boyos.
b21b65 No.2208712
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>>2208710
>>2208710
>>2208710
>>2208710
New
>>2208710
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>>2208710
New
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New
117823 No.2234615
>>2208354
I don’t even like undertale tbh I just wanna suck Azzy’s shota peen
Yes I am very /fur/