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0270ea No.2203570
SCANIMUS THREAD
I don't know how to italics edition.
2e91d1 No.2203574
4ad4c4 No.2203575
>>2203563
find a magician to speak to then
why would I have spells for you
>>2203566
ohayou sonata haven't seen you in a while desu
how you faring
0270ea No.2203576
>>2203574
Think of it like a carry in a MOBA.
You know, hot shit manly roller.
2b0dbb No.2203577
>>2203570
The light of ur butt candle has guided us out of the old and into the new
dfebd4 No.2203578
opening with a Taliban poem
>>2203575
idk u seem learned
magicians suck
>>2203572
didn't they kinda rape our kind
>>2203567
you can be my little baby girl
>>2203564
good
dm me when ur ready to handle a weapon
0270ea No.2203579
>>2203577
And it was that very same light that enlightened me to the fact that I'm not a bottom and stuffing things up my butt doesn't do shit for me.
e33a65 No.2203580
>>2203578
don't ever call me such a thing
2e91d1 No.2203581
>>2203576
I guess I can play some carries. I'll post here.
2b0dbb No.2203582
>>2203578
>magicians suck
You're blaspheming that jewish nazarene magician u like
>>2203579
>Scanner isn't a bottom
Fake news
0270ea No.2203583
>>2203578
>Jihad is the path ahead and I will be proud to be sacrificed.
Fucking typical Taliban.
>I made the Russians kneel.
I call bullshit on that.
84ada3 No.2203584
>>2203578
*your kind
My kind got looted by the French, stabbed in the back by the Americans and then waltzed over by the commies.
0270ea No.2203585
>>2203582
What's wrong? You don't believe that I can be the best top in /animus/?
4ad4c4 No.2203586
>>2203578
learned on what
not magic that's for sure
2b0dbb No.2203587
>>2203585
Have you ever been e-fucked in the butt?
4627fd No.2203588
>>2203568
^-^
>>2203569
-brings you tissues-
0270ea No.2203589
>>2203587
I don't think so. I'm the one who usually does the e-fucking in the butt.
dfebd4 No.2203590
i unironically support the taliban
>>2203580
....
has the little kitty girly a little temper?
>>2203582
no u just did
>>2203583
i mean they did leave after not winning idk how you call that
>>2203584
>refusing indo-viet unity
sadface
>>2203586
like
life
84ada3 No.2203592
e33a65 No.2203593
>>2203590
I have the biggest temper!
and I am not a girl!
4627fd No.2203594
4ad4c4 No.2203595
>>2203590
no what's wrong with you tokai
I am even more poorly learned on life than I am magic
do I come across to you as someone that is genuinely "learned on life" because in that case I think you need to stop drinking on sunday nights you've got a job or education to attend haven't you
2e91d1 No.2203596
>>2203588
I'm fine I'm fine. Haven't had a cold in a while now.
How ya been, Sonata? Haven't seen you in a few years.
2b0dbb No.2203598
>>2203588
How u
>>2203589
That's a startling revelation
>>2203590
U did it first
Are you avataring as Aqua because she's a drunk slut and so are you?
ec52df No.2203599
84ada3 No.2203600
2b0dbb No.2203601
dfebd4 No.2203602
>>2203592
i even had loempia and sateh the other day
>>2203593
who's a rowdy little girl??
youuuu
>>2203595
i just want people to be more learned than me
>>2203598
no its not on my sin list
shes no slut
0270ea No.2203604
>>2203590
Who would want to stick around in such a stinky desert?
But I guess you're right because I don't know much about the fight in the middle east.
>>2203598
You thought I got e-fugged myself? No one would want to anyway.
84ada3 No.2203605
4627fd No.2203606
>>2203596
0.0 -is okay, wonders how you are-
>>2203598
-is listening to Billy Preston- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CyDo1M_xsE
>>2203599
:< -brings you tea?-
2b0dbb No.2203609
>>2203602
She acts like a bratty dumbass because she needs cock
>>2203604
U just need to advertise ur e-butt properly
>>2203605
No homo
>>2203606
Is that what old men like u listen to
2e91d1 No.2203610
>>2203606
Am alright, kinda bored.
And I might get hell tomorrow, we'll see.
4ad4c4 No.2203611
>>2203602
well if there's one thing I'm good at lying
so yeah I can pretend to be learned for you
84ada3 No.2203612
2e91d1 No.2203614
4627fd No.2203615
>>2203609
-swats at you with his cane and pushes his glue-on beard out of the way-
>>2203610
-thinks you should regift it- x_x
>>2203613
- is sleepy-
dfebd4 No.2203616
>>2203604
yeah..
it's mostly mountains in afghanistan
>>2203605
send me more noodles
>>2203608
i can't its too cute
>>2203609
thats not how the world works dumbass!!! read the LORE
>>2203611
pretend is fake and gay
we gotta find the real niggas
e33a65 No.2203617
>>2203616
h-how is it cute?
2e91d1 No.2203618
>>2203615
I'm the one causing the issues though. I'll just be giving it back to me.
4627fd No.2203619
>>2203618
-thinks you should just have cookies instead- <3
4ad4c4 No.2203620
>>2203616
what are you talking about
I am truly and genuinely qualified on this subject matter
2b0dbb No.2203621
>>2203615
You haven't posted much in a while
Don't u e-stalk Blood-chan anymore?
>>2203616
It's how hoes like Aqua work
dfebd4 No.2203622
>>2203617
idk i just wanna ruffle your hair
i bet its some spell
>>2203620
qualified on niggas?
>>2203621
women are super dumb but thats not how that goes
2b0dbb No.2203623
>>2203622
I'm just saying Aqua is dumb
Do u use sexism 2 justify being gay?
84ada3 No.2203624
4ad4c4 No.2203625
>>2203622
extremely qualified
what's troubling you my friend
e33a65 No.2203626
>>2203622
I don't know any spells
0270ea No.2203627
>>2203609
I wouldn't even know where to start. Maybe I shouldn't advertise such, I'm sure someone would love me for who I am, one day.
>>2203616
I heard that most heroin comes from places like Afganistan.
2e91d1 No.2203628
>>2203619
Cookies would be better than hell, but I ain't getting cookies for messing up life.
4627fd No.2203629
>>2203621
-has had a very busy summer trying not to have kitty die after surgery and refinishing the office- v.v
>>2203628
-thinks that's when you need a cookie the most!-
dfebd4 No.2203630
oh right i'm supposed to work out tomorrow
goodnight
>>2203623
gayness is mega gay
sexism is cool
>>2203625
society friend
society
we'll conquer it though
>>2203626
-ruffle-
good those things are evil
>>2203627
yeah it's an american tactic to weaken the iranians
2e91d1 No.2203631
>>2203629
I have cookies, but they're nothing I'm feeling like having.
Chocolate chip would be nice around now.
c35bda No.2203632
>>2203628
speaking of cooki. I wonder where she's been. More importantly, why she hasn't been on in a while.
2b0dbb No.2203633
>>2203629
How many cats do you have?
>>2203630
Sleep well -kisses your forehead- ♥
2e91d1 No.2203634
>>2203632
She was around the first day of my 'return'. I've not seen her since.
So that's about a week ago? Not sure how often she usually posts.
e33a65 No.2203635
>>2203630
don't mess up my hair!
4627fd No.2203636
>>2203631
-nods, can't beat the classic-
4627fd No.2203637
>>2203633
-has 4, hopes to keep it that way if he can just get kitty better- :<
4ad4c4 No.2203638
84ada3 No.2203639
>>2203630
slaap lekker schat
0270ea No.2203640
Gonna go to bed now. Nini.
2e91d1 No.2203641
>>2203630
trusten
>>2203640
Nito, Scanner.
>>2203636
It's probably my all-time favorite. It is, indeed, the classic.
Got a favorite yourself?
2b0dbb No.2203642
Things are Bebop's fault more often than u think
>>2203637
Oh Blood-chan acted like you have a ton
I guess that's still kind of a lot of cats tho
>>2203640
Night
c35bda No.2203643
>>2203634
I've seen her stop by sometime. Some people, I think, stop at the wrong time when no one is posting and then assume the thread is usually dead since no one responds.
2e91d1 No.2203645
>>2203643
Thread can be dead, board ain't.
Surprisingly enough, it's somehow resilient.
2b0dbb No.2203646
>>2203644
Bebop we're trying to solve a missing persons case
Are u willing to cooperate with the investigation?
c35bda No.2203647
>>2203645
always one or more during the deader times posting.
60b849 No.2203648
>>2203646
How is a person missing if they're right there?
2b0dbb No.2203649
>>2203648
Where? She's locked in your basement?
c169b7 No.2203650
2b0dbb No.2203651
2e91d1 No.2203653
>>2203647
Always one or more what?
60b849 No.2203654
4627fd No.2203655
>>2203641
-loves Italian wedding cookies. The powdered sugar merges with the buttery cookie in this lovely outter coating-
>>2203642
-thinks it's enough for sure- O_O;
2b0dbb No.2203656
>>2203654
Do u think ur the Riddler
2b0dbb No.2203657
>>2203655
U could get 30 cats and have a cat farm and sell cat milk
60b849 No.2203658
>>2203656
Oh come on, I'm not all 3
2e91d1 No.2203659
>>2203655
Never had 'em. I'll have 'em if I ever see the opportunity.
2b0dbb No.2203660
>>2203658
Mr. Anderson, the Riddler, and Injun Joe?
4627fd No.2203661
>>2203657
0.0
>>2203659
-has to make them fresh! All the ones in the store are always too dry-
2e91d1 No.2203662
>>2203661
Oooh, neat. Do you do a lot of baking?
You sound like you would.
4627fd No.2203664
>>2203662
-does sometimes. Isn't the best at baking. Doesn't has good water for it here or access to the better yeasts-
2e91d1 No.2203665
>>2203664
Sounds like you do take it serious though. Do you enjoy it?
4627fd No.2203666
>>2203665
-prefers it in the winter. is hot now- :<
2e91d1 No.2203669
>>2203666
I meant baking, not sure whether you got that.
I guess it's tough to bake in the heat, if you meant that.
I'm glad it cooled down here. We're not used to anything.
4627fd No.2203670
>>2203669
-squeaks out the windows at Pennsylvania's humid summer weather- >.<
2e91d1 No.2203671
>>2203670
I always wonder how that feels, I'm not sure whether the Netherlands have 'humid heat' or not.
And I've not really been to many other places.
4627fd No.2203672
-thinks you should imagine being in a hot tub but there's no water and the air is thick to the point it's a little hard to breath-
2e91d1 No.2203673
>>2203672
Like a sauna, then.
Can't stand those, because of the breathing...
Guess I really shouldn't visit most parts of the US in summer.
4627fd No.2203677
>>2203673
-thinks if you like dry air then visit the southwest.-
2e91d1 No.2203678
>>2203677
Texas-ish?
Because sure, it's less humid, but it's also warmer, right?
ec52df No.2203679
>>2203668
bout to get my mr satan fro cut
wbu
4627fd No.2203680
>>2203678
-doesn't think so. Lived in Louisiana for a while and it's horrid down there. Has to go to Arizona/NM/California-
60b849 No.2203681
>>2203679
made a mil merching today but ima stop. should probably cut my hair sometime soon too
2e91d1 No.2203682
>>2203680
Bleh. Too bad. Around there is one of the few places I'd visit. I'd probably melt.
ec52df No.2203683
>>2203681
wait a fuckin minute...
4627fd No.2203684
>>2203682
-is a winter thing himself and stares out the window holding his sled, wondering when it will snew again- :<
2e91d1 No.2203687
>>2203684
Do you get a lot of snow up there?
It's getting more rare with the years here.
ec52df No.2203688
>>2203687
fuck global warming
4ad4c4 No.2203690
2e91d1 No.2203691
>>2203688
Mhm.
This summer wasn't funny.
4627fd No.2203692
>>2203687
-nods, is here too. Most winters here are now just rainy. Is a big difference from how it used to be.- :<
2e91d1 No.2203693
>>2203692
Yeah. I remember snowfilled years as a kid, but none since I was... 13-ish?
Over a decade ago.
4627fd No.2203694
>>2203693
-still gets some, but it's more like 3 or 4 storms a season now, and often less than 4 inches and is melted within a few days. Used to snew weekly here and last on the ground for ages.-
cd4a90 No.2203695
2e91d1 No.2203696
>>2203694
I kinda miss that time. I dislike the cold, but lasting snow is neat.
4627fd No.2203697
>>2203696
-loves everything about the holidays!-
2e91d1 No.2203698
>>2203697
Ooh, yeah. Holiday season is neat.
December used to be my favorite month. Not sure now. Probably still December.
4627fd No.2203699
>>2203698
-is eager for Christmas and falls asleep dreaming of sharing cookies with everyone.-
<3
2e91d1 No.2203700
>>2203699
Cute.
We have another holiday in December, Sinterklaas. My favorite.
It's basically our Christmas, though we celebrate that too.
01005c No.2203705
>>2203703
Watsup Colby-kun?
>>2203704
Neko waferrrrrrrrrrrrr
hi
e33a65 No.2203706
>>2203705
hai maddie-chan
how was your sunday?
ed7cba No.2203707
>>2203705
Just winding down for the weekend, Monday is approaching
How are you?
45e106 No.2203708
>>2203700
The blackface Dutch people for your guys' Christmas shit is hilarious.
01005c No.2203709
>>2203706
It's over. my week is over.
I've grown impatient on waiting on help for my car so I'm ordering tools to do it myself :p
>>2203707
It's over and I got snacks. Time to do some e-shopping and have a couple me days^^
e33a65 No.2203710
>>2203709
your car still ain't working?
I thought you said i needed work months ago
e33a65 No.2203711
2e91d1 No.2203712
>>2203708
It's 10/10 honestly.
We never had complaints until foreigners noticed. Sad stuff, man.
No one here ever thought of them as 'niggers' or the like, you know? Just Zwarte Pieten.
And now it's supposedly racist. Blech.
ed7cba No.2203713
>>2203709
I bought a whole box of Ramune soda candy LOL
It was worth it
01005c No.2203714
>>2203710
Up until the brakes thing it was just a bumper replacement whenever ;3
I'm kinda excited to work on it tbh.
e33a65 No.2203715
>>2203714
do you have a lot to do on it?
01005c No.2203716
>>2203713
I used to get those from a store called Suncoast back in the day. Which flavor? I usually just got the regular flavor cause what's there not to love about bubblegummy Sprite?
>>2203715
pretty sure it's gonna be all 4 wheel brake replacement, but there's a chance there's something bigger going on with my rear-right x_x
e33a65 No.2203717
>>2203716
oof
sounds like a lot to do
do you already have all the parts you need?
01005c No.2203718
>>2203717
Yiss.
Just need a torque wrench and some sockets and a jack and a jack stand and some brake fluid.
ed7cba No.2203719
>>2203716
Just the regular flavor, it's the best
e33a65 No.2203720
>>2203718
having a car and not having those in it is never a good idea
01005c No.2203721
>>2203720
I got triple A, biyotch. And not many people have a torque wrench lol
45e106 No.2203722
>>2203712
I never really saw how the character could really be racist when there was never any real negative qualities to him.
01005c No.2203724
e33a65 No.2203725
>>2203721
everyone I know with a car has one lying around somewhere
you could probably ask a neighbor
45e106 No.2203726
>>2203721
I think the majority of people I know, even the mechanically inept ones, have one among whatever assortment of tools they have, even if they don't use it. It's like a rubber mallet: most people have one for reasons they can't explain.
2e91d1 No.2203727
>>2203722
Well, he IS a servant. That's about the extend though.
...And some lyrics in a few of the song weren't entirely okay.'EVEN THOUGH he's black as soot, he does good.'...Well, more "means well" but I want rhyme damnit.'
2b0dbb No.2203728
>>2203724
My pipe fell on a dumbbell and shattered into a million pieces so I smonked a bible paper joint and now I'm fucked up
How u
45e106 No.2203729
>>2203727
I dunno. It's the same as Charlie Chaplin's "the tramp" he always played where there's nothing really malicious about anything in the character, just an oaf at worst. The tramp isn't viewed as some racist or classist caricature of whites or specifically poor whites, just has a non-ideal background.
A school near me did a weird Sinterklaas-esque presentation when I was in middle school and had two actual black kids play the characters. Their family threatened to sue for racism over it.
01005c No.2203730
>>2203725
I don't ask for help, Neko.
>>2203726
Hmm idk then. I'm ordering one.
>>2203728
rip
Never actually done that, did it taste extra papery?
I'm alright. Fuckin exhausted.
2b0dbb No.2203732
>>2203730
I've actually never smonked any kind of joint until now; I think that's why I didn't anticipate how well it would work
Hard day at work?
45e106 No.2203733
>>2203730
Just get a cheap rod style one. You don't really need anything more than that.
e33a65 No.2203734
>>2203730
I don't like doing that either
2e91d1 No.2203735
>>2203729
Y'all just have historical problems with blackface. I don't know a lot about those issues, but I'm sure it wasn't ALL in good fun. So I kind of understand.
Some people developed some real knee-jerk reactions, though.
Also, ain't no word as taboo as the n-word. And I'm not saying let's call everyone that, I'm just saying other slurs aren't the k-word or p-word or s-word or whatever.
2b0dbb No.2203736
>>2203731
What is this directed at
Colbs I'll fight u
1 v 1 male gay sex wrestling
ed7cba No.2203737
>>2203736
Not you, fuckboi
Fite me
2e91d1 No.2203738
>I'll fight u
>1 v 1 male gay sex wrestling
>fite me.
This is happening, bois.
01005c No.2203739
>>2203732
Long week, yeah.
>>2203733
I know what to get^^;
nini
2b0dbb No.2203740
>>2203737
-spanks ur butt-
>>2203739
Want to talk about it? ^^ -huggu-
45e106 No.2203741
>>2203735
Most of the cultural relics like that were usually to humanize whatever was being caricatured. By the standards of today, they still stereotype but the goal or moral wasn't to paint them in a negative light exclusively.
2e91d1 No.2203742
>>2203741
Oh yeah, I believe that's true. I just don't think that's a common perception.
ed7cba No.2203743
>>2203740
-burns your palms in holy fire-
45e106 No.2203744
>>2203742
I hate to sound like such an old man but people really do get in fit of hysteria about the smallest of things, no matter their original intent.
2b0dbb No.2203745
>>2203743
I have devoured ur god w/ my lungs
2e91d1 No.2203746
>>2203744
Mhm. Outrage culture, I believe they call it.
ed7cba No.2203747
>>2203745
Your heretical beliefs are inconsequential
2b0dbb No.2203748
>>2203747
ur three balls r inconsequential
xD
ed7cba No.2203749
>>2203748
Eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I've managed to get laid with all 3 of my balls so
2b0dbb No.2203750
>>2203749
AND you managed to suck a cock
I'm proud of u, congrats on overcoming ur shortcomings
ed7cba No.2203751
>>2203750
What a legend I am
1a94d6 No.2203752
this low level back and forth roasting is really hitting the spot right now
ed7cba No.2203753
Erio
Have you managed a relationship with anyone, male or female yet?
247436 No.2203754
2b0dbb No.2203755
>>2203752
I'll roast u and eat ur dog meat cos the chinese were a bad influence on me
>>2203753
Yeah, I think most people here have
Are u proud because u got ur first gf
ed7cba No.2203756
>>2203755
I sincerely doubt that
Nah, not really.
1a94d6 No.2203757
>>2203755
i think he's just really hoping he can own you by having a basic human interaction
2e91d1 No.2203758
>I think most people here have
...I wonder, though.
ed7cba No.2203759
>>2203757
Nice indirect jab there btw
ed7cba No.2203762
EPIC ONLINE OWNAGE!!!!!!11!!!111!!!1
>>2203760
Heyo
2e91d1 No.2203763
>>2203760
Mornin'!
Still no hugging images, have this.
2b0dbb No.2203764
>>2203756
Congrats on finally joining the majority of our anime picture chat board
>>2203757
I'm glad that he overcame his autism and I think it's time that he accepts he was more autistic than the average poster
>>2203758
Idk
My last relationship was about a year ago and after it I became less interested in relationships and now I seem to be becoming more interested in boys
No homo
>>2203760
ay gurl how u
1a94d6 No.2203765
>>2203759
thanks im pretty good at those by now
1a94d6 No.2203766
>>2203764
I mean I wasn't going to go that far with it, but this is your roast my dude.
2b0dbb No.2203767
>>2203766
It "autism" still like, a weighty fighting word
2b0dbb No.2203768
I guess I'll see from how he responds LMAO
1a94d6 No.2203769
>>2203767
im not really sure, since I don't really know what exactly qualifies someone to be autistic outside of a basic inability to interact normally or form basic human relationships like a normal person
i don't really know a lot about it
c66fbb No.2203770
>>2203761
Hm
>>2203762
hi Ian, how are you doing?
>>2203763
head pats are nice at least =w=
thankies
>>2203764
pretty swell
had a good day
eating veggies
new low weight today, 165.3
also that scale is like 2 lbs high
2e91d1 No.2203771
>>2203764
...Sure.
I've never gotten a relationship.
Well, not since elementary.
At least I had two girlfriends then. At the same time, even.
I used up all my game too early, man.
2b0dbb No.2203772
>>2203769
I actually wouldn't unironically e-diagnose someone with autism
2b0dbb No.2203773
Unless maybe if they were REALLY displaying heavy symptoms of textbook autism
Like Fortune
jk gurl ilu
1a94d6 No.2203775
>>2203772
I don't know enough about the topic to really have a way to meaningfully continue the conversation so I'll just say me either.
ed7cba No.2203776
>>2203764
Thanks fam, I'm glad you're glad I'm glad that you're glad about how glad you are and congrats on your congratulations
>>2203765
You're very much welcome friendo
>>2203770
Fine, not at all excited for work tomorrow but doing okay nonetheless. You?
1a94d6 No.2203778
raccoon why are you just lurking you comic weasel
2e91d1 No.2203779
>>2203770
Mhm. Pats are great to get and give.
Hugging can be a bit much, but pats are welcome.\
Sadly that's the only patting pic I have.
2e91d1 No.2203782
>>2203773
I am diagnosed with autism...
I'd just like to keep believing it's not manifesting as social retardism too much.
ed7cba No.2203783
>>2203782
You get a +1 from me
I've seen native English speakers that are WAY more socially retarded than you
c66fbb No.2203784
>>2203776
yeah I have a 10 hour shift starting at 7:30am lol
-pats-
did you need any qualifications for your job?
or is it entry level
gonna be doing a lot more applications, got kinda lazy recently
>>2203781
.mH
ed7cba No.2203786
>>2203784
Mine starts at 8:30
Well yeah, I needed a degree and a year of experience in the field.
What applications?
2e91d1 No.2203787
>>2203783
...Why are you making it sound like there's a link between able to speak English and being socially retarded?
2b0dbb No.2203788
>>2203770
That's pretty good ^^
What veggies?
>>2203771
I'm not sure how important relationships should really be considered to be
Well I guess they are naturally important to most people
>>2203775
I don't have a degree in e-psychology
I'm not Alice
>>2203776
-huggu- ♥
>>2203782
It isn't really
I actually didn't really think you were diagnosed with it but maybe I have a sixth sense
1a94d6 No.2203789
>>2203788
Stop talking about Alice or you will summon kermit.
247436 No.2203791
>>2203789
that's a good thing
2e91d1 No.2203792
>>2203788
>Relationships.
It's... I'd say it's important.
I ultimately do want one. I'm not in a big hurry though.
But I'm a hopeless romantic.
>Autism convo.
It's manifesting in ways you MOSTLY wouldn't notice until you look at my long-term behavioral patterns.
ed7cba No.2203793
>>2203787
I wasn't! I was just saying that the fact that you're so good with English kinda shows you aren't retarded and whatnot
>>2203788
*kissu*
2e91d1 No.2203794
>>2203793
Well, intelligence-wise I'm fine, even though I can be the densest fuck.
Which, I guess, is the autism bit.
Thanks for the compliment though.
c66fbb No.2203795
>>2203786
fack
trying to find a full-time job where i can sit down that's entry level
>>2203788
broccoli, green beans, red peppers, & there's mushrooms but I'm not eating those
1a94d6 No.2203796
>>2203791
thats questionable, i'd rather not contend with that particular brand of autism atm even if there are many positive aspects to them.
c66fbb No.2203797
>>2203795
Don't forget the jalapenos.
45e106 No.2203798
>>2203782
This makes perfect sense.
2b0dbb No.2203799
>>2203789
It's just innocent meme-ing
Alice and are I bff's
>>2203790
-pets u-
>>2203792
I think u can replace them with self-love
>>2203795
Mushrooms can be pretty good imo
c66fbb No.2203800
>>2203797
you're a goober
>>2203799
they don't have much flavor and the whole concept of eating fungus is weird to me
ed7cba No.2203802
>doesn't respond to my kissu
>>2203794
You're fine, Fort. Don't be so down on yourself
>>2203795
I could give you a recommendation in my field but I really wouldn't recommend anyone get into it lol
2e91d1 No.2203803
>>2203798
Autism and ADD, to be precise. But that hardly matters.
>>2203799
Yeah......
Here's the thing.
I ain't got any of that.
Me no like me.
2e91d1 No.2203804
>>2203802
It's a healthy dose of self-awareness coupled with a slightly less healthy amount of self-esteem.
Wonderful stuff.
At least I'm good at self-deprecating jokes. But that's a given. Lots of material to work with.
c66fbb No.2203806
>>2203802
yeah that's okay I'll find something eventually
2b0dbb No.2203807
>>2203800
They're good with salt
I guess you're not into feet
>>2203803
Loving yourself to some extent is important for a healthy relationship anyway
So figure out how
>>2203802
Is this to me
Did I miss ur post
Sorry bby ♥ -licku-
ed7cba No.2203808
>>2203801
Be gentle with Nezi
>>2203804
Sssshhhhh, you're a good person Forty. Be good to yourself
/Sabrina
>>2203806
Tracer works in a similar field from what I understand so have him find you something lol
ed7cba No.2203809
>>2203807
It was, you did and I was sad
-tongue kissu-
2e91d1 No.2203810
>>2203805
Damn, my mic quality sucked about as much as I don't have to finish this sentence.
>>2203807
Yeah, I know. I've got therapy and stuff. It'll just take time.
>>2203808
>/Sabrina
Whahaha, how accurate. She constantly tells me just that.
's better than therapy.
ed7cba No.2203811
>>2203810
She's a good person, and she has a point. You should take her words to heart.
c66fbb No.2203812
>>2203808
>>2203806
Job has some desk jobs open, but they require a lot of extensive knowledge of Moisture Mapper, Xactanalysis, and Xactimate. Along with the usual proficiency with computers. Odds are they'd force you out to jobs regardless though.
c66fbb No.2203813
>>2203808
any position he could get me as far as entry level would require standing and physical work
at least that's what I'm pretty sure he said
>>2203807
eh feet are okay
if they're clean
i'd let lexi give me a footjob
>>2203801
ed7cba No.2203814
>>2203812
I could learn those quickly, I'm sure. I'm the one people come to for tech help with our newest computer system at my current job
>>2203813
Eh yeah, probably. Oh well
ed7cba No.2203815
*people that people come to
GOOD TYPING, IAN
c66fbb No.2203816
>>2203812
>they'd force you out to jobs tho
not if I'm literally disabled
>>2203814
maybe I'll be a truck driver
hawnk hawnk
ed7cba No.2203817
>>2203816
You have to be a VERY good driver to do that.
2e91d1 No.2203818
>>2203811
Trust me, I do. Or try.
Problem is that I'm really damn bad at changing the way my brain works. Guess that's true for most people, but I kind of need to change some stuff.
It's better than it's been though. The self-esteem thing. It used to be dangerously bad, and now it ain't.
You can thank her for that. I do.
c66fbb No.2203819
>>2203813
The only positions I can guarantee work would be out in the field. And you're expected to e able to lift over 100 pounds and stand practically all day.
I can train you in Moisture Mapper and all the other systems, but like I said above I doubt they would utilize you just in the office. They would probably make you go out to different jobs in person to get the exact scope of the work done.
>>2203814
It's fairly straightforward. I'd say 80% of the program is easy enough for most anyone to use. But there's a bunch of hidden bullshit to learn.
>>2203816
Get a wheelchair then.
ec52df No.2203820
I thought angry orchard rose would taste like rose
I was mistaken
2b0dbb No.2203821
>>2203809
-hugs tightly and swirls my tongue around yours- ♥
>>2203810
Cute boi
>>2203813
Yeah tbh I wouldn't like feet with fungus either
Not sure if I agree with ur sentiment about Lexi tho
2b0dbb No.2203822
Just got back from a second bible paper joint btw, so doing gay things doesn't mean I'm gay
ec52df No.2203823
>>2203821
>>2203809
wtf is this gay shit
2e91d1 No.2203824
>>2203821
The heck's with that all of a sudden?
e33a65 No.2203825
wanna smoke joints with erio
c66fbb No.2203826
>>2203817
I am a very good driver.
I don't mean 18 wheeler stuff, something that doesn't need a CDL would be good
there's plenty of driver positions i think
>>2203819
eh that's okay
I'm just gonna deliver pizzas or be a secretary or something
>get a wheelchair then
those are several thousand and I can still walk moderate distances and stand for short periods
I don't need a wheelchair. If I hadn't gotten any treatment I would have though, I could barely walk before they got me on meds and it was getting worse
>>2203821
to each their own
ca062b No.2203827
>>2203811
If I had to make a poster list Sabrina would be the only person in S-tier.
e33a65 No.2203828
neko tier is the best tier to be in
2b0dbb No.2203830
>>2203823
I j-just had the taste of jewish lies in my mouth from b-bible paper joints and I needed Colbs to clean it is all >///<
>>2203824
Cute reaction
>>2203825
This is actually the first night I ever smonked any kind of joints
I rolled the first one kind of badly but the second was much better
1a94d6 No.2203831
>>2203827
i think even talking about poster tier lists automatically makes you lower on the list
2e91d1 No.2203832
>>2203830
It was sudden! I wasn't expecting anything like that.
ed7cba No.2203833
>>2203823
*Michael Jackson HEEHEE*
>>2203818
You don't need to change how your brain works. You need to change how you interact with people. I'm sure you can do fine with that <3
>>2203826
No you have to be a GOOD driver. Including 18 wheelers.
>>2203827
I agree.
e33a65 No.2203834
>>2203830
I can only roll joints if the weed is dry if it's too sticky it's gotta go in a blunt
c66fbb No.2203836
>>2203829
or alternatively I start feeling better from Humira and I'm able to work full time again at my current job
1a94d6 No.2203837
>>2203835
do you have any opinions on erio's bible weed adventures
>>2203834
yea because the joint paper is too thin and will break when you are trying to scrap it off your fingers with the paper
2b0dbb No.2203838
>>2203826
Exactly how dirty could Lexi's feet be for you to still be okay with licking them?
>>2203832
Oh right, just remembered what you said about Dutch people and compliments lmao
>>2203834
I actually spent some time trying to devise a weird way of smonking weed after my pipe broke but then I realized I had a bible
2e91d1 No.2203839
>>2203833
Nah man, it's got nothing to do with other people. I've got friends and family and loved ones and that's all fine. I consider myself blessed in that regard.
2b0dbb No.2203840
D-don't ask my boyfriend about me, Bad Dragon >//<
c66fbb No.2203841
>>2203836
Seems to be working, anyway.
1a94d6 No.2203842
>>2203840
you say, around colbs tongue
247436 No.2203843
1a94d6 No.2203844
martin shut the fuck up you've heard that joke 1 million times
2e91d1 No.2203845
>>2203838
Ehh, it's that, but I've also said I'm especially bad.
Also I never understand what people mean when they cal me cute. It's got too many damn meanings.
247436 No.2203847
e33a65 No.2203849
>>2203838
why not just get papers they are a dollar
2b0dbb No.2203850
>>2203842
I'm not gay
>>2203845
That adds adventure to the word
>>2203849
Because I'm edgy and dollars are gross
They have a ton of germs on them
1a94d6 No.2203851
>>2203847
what are you fucking spanish bowser
>>2203848
oh, alright then
c66fbb No.2203852
>>2203838
clean or nothin'
>>2203841
mmhm
i'm excited
maybe i can become a human bean again
2b0dbb No.2203853
>>2203849
Oh I misread
Anyway I didn't feel like it
c66fbb No.2203855
>>2203852
Would be a bonus.
That or go cyborg.
2e91d1 No.2203856
>>2203850
It adds confusion to the word!
It's freaking awful, man.
45e106 No.2203857
>>2203856
That's just the autism speaking.
ed7cba No.2203858
Sabs is okay. Just tired.
Her mom isn't doing well so give her some encouragement.
c66fbb No.2203859
>>2203855
maybe i'll just chop off my limbs and get prosthetics
2b0dbb No.2203860
>>2203852
Have you ever licked a foot irl?
>>2203854
Bonus drug
>>2203856
-pets u-
>>2203858
Tell Sabs I luv her and hope her mom gets better
ca062b No.2203861
>>2203858
Ganbatte
>>2203857
You seem happy to have learned this.
c66fbb No.2203862
>>2203859
Would wait until the technology was perfected.
Night, enjoy the donuts.
1a94d6 No.2203863
Why wouldn't Tsuchi be happy about more shallow things to stab at people with that require very little actual interaction or effort or thought.
1a94d6 No.2203864
It's basically 70% of their posts being generous.
2b0dbb No.2203865
I wonder how Colbs' gf would feel about the fact that he e-kissed a man tonight
Very gay of him
2e91d1 No.2203866
>>2203858
It's just pretty much waiting for results now. I hope they'll be alright.
>>2203860
You can't just start with petting me man, there's gotta be some order to this or something. What am I, Colbs?
And Sabs has already gone to bed.
ca062b No.2203867
That was sort of what I was getting at.
>>2203865
Hopefully she'd make fun of him for it or she's just not perfect.
45e106 No.2203868
>>2203861
Fortune is one of those people it's genuinely impossible to feel any malevolence to, like a Scooby-Doo character.
2e91d1 No.2203870
>>2203857
I mean.. yeah probably.
But so?
ed7cba No.2203872
>>2203860
You can tell her yourself tomorrow, she's gone for now
>>2203861
*sigh*
We don't deserve her.
>>2203865
She'd laugh her ass off lol
>>2203866
Me too.
e33a65 No.2203873
>>2203865
he's been being extra gay all day
I am worried about him
45e106 No.2203874
>>2203870
Never change, Fortune.
2e91d1 No.2203875
>>2203868
There's at least one ex-poster with a massive grudge against me.
But I'm not going to argue against what you said.
>>2203872
Her mom was in IC for two days, which would horrify me, but Sabs says it could been worse. She didn't say whether it was standard protocol though. Just that her mom has gotten appetite back and stuff, and that's good, at least.
2b0dbb No.2203876
>>2203866
I pet a lot of people
Petting isn't gay
It's normal behavior between heterosexual males
>>2203869
Bonus fug
>>2203872
Does she only post in the morning and afternoon or something
I need a way of communicating with people that do that
Erin could make a script for it if only she wasn't in prison because Nezi narc'd on her
>>2203873
He's like a few shots of hard alcohol away from sucking a dozen cocks or something
2b0dbb No.2203878
e33a65 No.2203879
>>2203876
nekos aren't for fug
c66fbb No.2203880
>>2203860
nah, I had a girl rub my dick with her foot briefly but that's it
>>2203862
probably smart
why must you keep reminding me ;~;
thank you though
nini
2e91d1 No.2203881
>>2203876
Mate I didn't call it gay. I said it was fast.
Don't get defensive over nothing, yo.
>>2203874
That's either horrible advice or a curse. Don't do that to me, man.
ed7cba No.2203882
>>2203875
Yeah.. we can only hope for the best now tbh.
>>2203876
I don't think she posts at all tbh. She's dealing with her mom so she only responds to people that ask her things
2e91d1 No.2203883
>>2203882
Mhm.
I think Sabsy said it could take weeks for the results to come back in, but I might be misremembering.
I hope I'm misremembering, she'd be stressing non-stop.
2b0dbb No.2203884
>>2203879
Nothing is for anything, people just do whatever
>>2203881
I think you're taking that shitpost 2 seriously
Oddly defensive of u 🤔
>>2203882
Oh that explains why I haven't seen her in a while
45e106 No.2203885
ed7cba No.2203886
>>2203883
Nah, you're not misremembering. I wish she'd stop stressing but I don't think she can.
>>2203884
Yep
1a94d6 No.2203887
i love how cautious PC culture is making people
ed7cba No.2203889
>>2203887
Kill yourself you fucking retard
2b0dbb No.2203890
>>2203886
I'm gonna e-hug her when I see her
>>2203887
Niggers & jews
bad news!!!
😮
2e91d1 No.2203891
>>2203884
As long as it makes ya pat a little less.
My defensive is for that reason. Why you still gotta be defensive about patting 'cute boys'
>>2203885
Well, Grimdure, but I guess it's more of her ending up hating everyone, but there was a special extra bit of hate for me.
>>2203887
I bloody hate it.
1a94d6 No.2203892
>>2203888
It's not everyone, and people here are pretty good about bouncing back from it, as demonstrated, but sometimes it can hamper conversations a little and it's funny to try to watch people try to express what they want to say without being offensive, even though what they think is super offensive.
Haven't you even heard a really racist person say something like "You know I'm not a racist but those black people..."
2b0dbb No.2203893
You know I'm not a racist, but that Lloyd...
>>2203891
-pets u aggressively-
ed7cba No.2203894
>>2203890
I'd actually hug her if I could but e-hug works I suppose
1a94d6 No.2203895
there are genuinely racist people that i think should keep their opinions to themselves maybe, but when people start misinterpreting things that aren't being deliberately offensive it stops being sort of funny, and starts kind of interfering with the way we communicate with each other.
c66fbb No.2203896
2e91d1 No.2203897
>>2203893
But no though. Go pat literally anyone else.
>>2203886
Yeah no, me neither. She worries over every small thing, and this ain't one of the small things.
af5629 No.2203898
2b0dbb No.2203899
>>2203894
u'd hug a dick if u could but ur gf won't let u
>>2203896
😮
the n word!!
ca062b No.2203900
>>2203895
I really can't tell what you want here
c66fbb No.2203902
>>2203899
cracker
honky
kike
spic
jew
faggot
wetback
zipperhead
1a94d6 No.2203903
>>2203900
i mean you are the one who told me to go on, i'm happy with the crowd tonight tbh so nothing more to say
2b0dbb No.2203904
c66fbb No.2203905
2e91d1 No.2203906
>>2203901
Part-shy. Lion's-share-disinterested.
I've spent a couple of months in the wrong community full of people who were waay more serious about patting me, and then some.
2e91d1 No.2203907
>>2203902
>kike
>jew
You know one of these is just what they're called, right?
1a94d6 No.2203908
the only reason i said anything to begin with is was because Fortune was acting funny about the way erio was taunting them with petting, and the way the topic of homosexuality was being approached
ed7cba No.2203909
>>2203897
She's a good person and cares about you.
>>2203899
teehee no homo tho~~~~
45e106 No.2203910
>>2203896
>shut up nigger
>>2203898
>lloyd
🤔
1a94d6 No.2203911
2e91d1 No.2203912
>>2203909
Yeah, I know. Sweetest person I've ever 'met'.
Why are we back to this?
>>2203908
Who what? What did you say, what did I miss?
ca062b No.2203914
>>2203908
So you're saying Fortune should scream "I'm not a fucking faggot!!!"?
2b0dbb No.2203915
>>2203905
You're going to get banned
>>2203906
Does that mean you think my shitposts are serious? That's very gay
I'm not gay. I'd tongue kiss Wish irl but only in a platonic, heterosexual non-gay way
>>2203909
Yeah this is a straight board
Gays like Fortune need to get their hormones under control
af5629 No.2203916
I'm not a fucking faggot!!!
ca062b No.2203917
2e91d1 No.2203918
>>2203915
I think they're not serious. I've saying OTHER people have been.
>>>>>I'm not gay.
Yeah alright.
>>2203914
I ain't gonna though.
ca062b No.2203919
Confirmed BadDog wants to gas the queers.
>>2203918
I'm just trying to understand.
1a94d6 No.2203920
>>2203912
Sorry about that, I typed that a little funny because I stepped away for a moment mid-sentence.
Basically whenever someone approaches "Gay" with any sort of resemblance of "n-not that there is anything wrong with being gay" it just makes me laugh a little.
>>2203914
I mean if that's how they feel, then yes.
1a94d6 No.2203921
af5629 No.2203923
c66fbb No.2203924
>>2203907
eh I'm just messing around
I'm not really paying attention to the specifics of the naughty words I was spamming
>>2203915
1st amendment
>>2203923
stay with me for the night o////o
1a94d6 No.2203925
i dont remember a lot of night here not being some degree of stupid.
>>2203923
i dunno an hour or so
2e91d1 No.2203926
>>2203919
What's there to understand?
>>2203920
Whaha, I getcha.
Though if I ever go about that, it's more "there's nothing wrong with being gay, faggot."
Although I can't deny I'm prone to being hugbox-ish either.
2e91d1 No.2203927
>>2203924
I just thought it's funny, no worries.
af5629 No.2203928
>>2203925
thats kind of a long time but i'll do my best
>>2203924
that's even longer!
2b0dbb No.2203929
Bad Dragon only wishes he was smart enough to truly understand Rick and Morty
>>2203918
I'm not ACTUALLY 100% not gay; that's also shitposting
I am kind of into guys sometimes (no homo)
>>2203924
/animus/ doesn't have a constitution
We just leave boards if a mod starts doing mod aboos
1a94d6 No.2203930
>>2203926
I don't like when someone gets thrown in the mix that's overly sensitive to that sort of thing, because either the whole dynamic of the posting environment has to change or the person has to find out the hard way that places don't just change for them.
Like I'm all for giving individuals a chance as individuals and all that, and this is the internet so all you really have to show is your words anyways.
1a94d6 No.2203931
>>2203928
do you have work tomorrow big guy? i have to get up pretty early too but i took a small nap earlier
ca062b No.2203932
>>2203926
What BadDog was trying to get at.
Not something you said.
>>2203922
I can only transform in 1 dimension.
af5629 No.2203933
>>2203931
not this week
but i should get up sorta early to take care of some work for my parents
c66fbb No.2203934
>>2203927
yeah
I am aware tho
>>2203928
please?
>>2203929
true
rip Luka's reign
af5629 No.2203935
>>2203934
what could you possibly want with all of that time
2e91d1 No.2203936
>>2203929
I know, you said so earlier. So don't flippity-flop.
Ease into it. Ease into a guy. I dunno.
Another guy though.
>>2203930
Oh yeah, that's true. I think this place changed me a lot.
Or rather, I changed a bit before I came back, and now it's much more comfortable.
1a94d6 No.2203937
>>2203932
less getting at something more rambling high at loosely related things but yea
>>2203933
oh obligations first and all that so whenever you gotta hop off for bed i understand
how are you doing? did you lose your folders?
45e106 No.2203939
ca062b No.2203940
>>2203934
>rip Luka's reign
Bebop's too. If he didn't give admin to somebody else the vast majority of people were going to leave to a different board, and the rest would follow cause I don't think Alice as a mod was the hill anybody was gonna die on.