e4fce8 No.2203130
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Nezi, Kill Yourself Edition.
d20f1f No.2203134
61d60d No.2203135
>>2203130
Good morning Scoots.
>>2203129
should do keto diet
i'm having no problem losing weight when I'm following it properly and it's easy
>>2203131
but that's all the fun
49a665 No.2203137
>>2203135
You ever think about straighting the gays?
god
61d60d No.2203138
>>2203137
yeah the only way to turn a straight man gay is to succ all of the gay out of him
61d60d No.2203139
i meant "turn a gay man straight"
i'm tired
49a665 No.2203140
>>2203138
Shit, you right.
Better suck the gays out of the straights while you're at it, you're only doing them a service.
7d51f3 No.2203144
you wouldn't honestly wear that would you
81c3e8 No.2203145
>>2203143 confess?
>>2203142 is cold?
e4fce8 No.2203146
Loafie hasnt got fashion sense. So they shouldn't be listened to,.
61d60d No.2203147
>>2203145
ye
kokuhakusuru 'confess'
samui desu 'it's cold'
81c3e8 No.2203148
>wear dis
>roll up in your audi
d20f1f No.2203149
>>2203144
++++++++++++++++++++++++
966e1b No.2203150
>>2203135
i just need to get out more, but im waiting on parts to get my bike going again. fuck walking tbh.
81c3e8 No.2203151
man redbubble has some high tier ironic meme shirts
61d60d No.2203152
>>2203148
i mean you can own more than one car
>>2203151
so did you like the ones I posted or nah
61d60d No.2203153
>>2203150
good boy, biking is fun
>>2203144
i already have this one
81c3e8 No.2203154
>>2203152
4age 20v blacktop swap for my audi though
also fujiwara paintjob
also they're all kinda neat just get whatcha like
there's this shiina mashiro shirt you can woo tokai with even
56cb9c No.2203155
Emily, did your gta mod work online?
966e1b No.2203156
>>2203153
every day til i can pull off riding from one town to another, once i get it up and running that is.
fd52e8 No.2203157
81c3e8 No.2203158
>>2203155
im vehemently against cheating in gta online officer dont arrest me
81c3e8 No.2203159
now single player modding is endorsed by the developers of the game so don't arrest me officer
56cb9c No.2203160
I'm high just say ye or ne
81c3e8 No.2203161
81c3e8 No.2203162
do christians say shit like
>We give You thanks for food and drink and all that You provide: flowers, mountains, stars above, family by our side. Grant that we might hear Your voice and always be our Guide; From now until the end of time may we, in You, abide. Amen
before eating the pootang like japs say itadakimasu?
7d51f3 No.2203163
>>2203153
what do those moon runes mean
nothing probably
fd52e8 No.2203164
d20f1f No.2203166
d20f1f No.2203168
>>2203167
I'm your parent?
f2052a No.2203169
>>2203168
ur gay niga
y u so dum niga
holy fuck niga
u stupid niga
d20f1f No.2203170
>>2203169
I don't speak black
f2052a No.2203171
>>2203170
>I don't speak black
u doin it rite nao niga
f2052a No.2203173
>>2203172
u board certified niga nao niga
d20f1f No.2203174
>>2203173
Ya nichogo ne rozumiy
f2052a No.2203175
41ecf4 No.2203176
So tired. Someone end me so I don't have to deal with this right now.
Mornin'
f2052a No.2203177
>>2203176
>
also good morning
41ecf4 No.2203178
>>2203177
Thanks, doubly so.
f2052a No.2203179
>>2203178
its bleak man
every day we have a choice.... or rather
the illusion of choice
why so glum chum
41ecf4 No.2203180
>>2203179
Was just one thanks for the Good morning and one for the fulfillment of the request.
I really am/was goddamn tired.
f2052a No.2203181
>>2203180
word... caffeine is a thing
41ecf4 No.2203182
>>2203181
Gets me nauseous, and I already started out the day not feeling too great.
Can't even stomach coffee at all, ever.
f2052a No.2203183
whats a niga gonna do then...
lol
41ecf4 No.2203184
>>2203183
Apparently ask to get shot.
Followed by just waiting it out.
How're you yourself, man?
f2052a No.2203185
>>2203184
also tired but dosing on caffeine presently... no complaints
im sure that will change in due course
errands to run today... my 1 day off this week so im annoyed i have to do stuff
there... found something to bitch about
lol
f2052a No.2203186
shiny happy people everywhere
wewlad
41ecf4 No.2203187
>>2203185
Why you gotta run errands on your day off, yo?
Also that reminds me I gotta do my groceries sometime today. ah well.
f2052a No.2203188
>>2203187
...same on the grocery
also replacing things i broke this week
a pair of sandals
a tv
and a box fan
could do it all at one stop but the tv thing might become many stops depending on whats in store
41ecf4 No.2203189
>>2203188
How do you break that many things in the span of a week?
f2052a No.2203190
>>2203189
the strap on the sandal tore out while i was pivoting on gravel while encumbered
the box fan got knocked off its base because im a clumsy retard, one of the blades snapped off
i chucked a glass cereal bowl at the tv because i got pissed about something and it was the only thing in my hand at the time. i tend to throw things when i get upset... cant really justify it
f2052a No.2203191
1e23fa No.2203192
a08f20 No.2203193
I can't wait to go see Halloween.
e4fce8 No.2203194
Reminder:
Nezi, please kill yourself.
7f92dd No.2203195
scoot be nice to one of the only sane skirtbois here
fd52e8 No.2203201
7f92dd No.2203202
>>2203198
im gonna ground u u fag
e4fce8 No.2203204
>>2203202
How you gonna manage that, foo'
3c2f2a No.2203205
love that when I try to make new friends I admit I often sleep with a knife in my hand cause of paranoia within 5 minutes of meeting them
hate socializing
41ecf4 No.2203206
a08f20 No.2203207
>>2203203
So am I.
What's for lunch?
7d51f3 No.2203208
>>2203205
what if you stab yourself though
e4fce8 No.2203209
Tokai sleeps with a knife because of the persistent paranoia of being sexually assaulted by Loafie.
569ac9 No.2203210
>>2203207
break fast *
its only 9:23am here
im thinking a egg n sausage mc wrap
41ecf4 No.2203211
>>2203209
>Loafie
Not exactly who I think the most likely culprit would be.
e4fce8 No.2203212
Well, you do have a knack for not being able to read people.
a08f20 No.2203213
>>2203210
We're in the same timezone.
That sounds just awful.
3c2f2a No.2203214
>>2203206
that wasn't even the worst thing though
couple weeks before I mentioned how I hung out with coke dealers at a bar
not even bragging but we were just talking about how we spent the weekend
>>2203208
then i can brag about cool scars
>>2203209
no I just live next to pakis and polish people
3c2f2a No.2203215
oh wait said the bad word
soz
7d51f3 No.2203216
>>2203209
oddly specific
I have never attempted to sexually assault one, and I imagine he uses it for much more standard purposes, such as self defence in any situation that may require it
a08f20 No.2203217
>not sleeping with your rifle to kill communists at a moments notice even if it means doing so in your BVDs
3c2f2a No.2203218
>>2203217
we're cucked here and have no guns sorry
7d51f3 No.2203219
>>2203214
not something to brag about is it
if you just messed up socially by admitting that you sleep with it I don't think sleeping with a knife resulting in a scar will make that change desu
e48b5f No.2203220
i own a gun it makes me feel better about my crippling impotence
e4fce8 No.2203221
41ecf4 No.2203222
>>2203214
Was that a lie, a joke or is that what you were actually doing?
569ac9 No.2203223
>>2203213
it sounds yummy
it has omega 3
e4fce8 No.2203224
WE live in a society
commies rise up
41ecf4 No.2203225
Gimme the top 3 people most likely to assault Tokai in his sleep?
3c2f2a No.2203226
i want guns and wood for the barricades
>>2203219
ill just say i was stabbed by a jihadi or something
>>2203221
:I
>>2203222
I'm like 50% in amsterdam all the time of course it's real
3c2f2a No.2203227
I can get you cocaine and gypsy protection any time.
a08f20 No.2203228
>>2203223
It also has a lot of sodium.
>>2203224
gonna rise that societal contract right up your ass
e4fce8 No.2203229
1. Loafie
2. Wish
3. Fortune
93c131 No.2203230
>>2203225
it's easier to give him a meaty colonoscopy in his sleep
41ecf4 No.2203231
>>2203229
How the fuck did you manage to not list Loco?
>>2203226
>>2203227
...Amsterdam is an odd place yo
e48b5f No.2203232
IMO if it isn't consensual it isn't hot.
41ecf4 No.2203233
Loco at #1 was a goddamn freebie.
7d51f3 No.2203234
>>2203226
but why
wouldn't it be optimal to not get stabbed to begin with and just leave the knife at your bedside
3c2f2a No.2203235
>>2203231
It's a normal western city full of whores, drugs and public transport.
Paris, Berlin, London, etc it's all the same.
>>2203234
I already have an axe at my bedside
41ecf4 No.2203236
Yo I don't think telling any poster they might stab themselves in their sleep if they don't change something is going to DETER them from doing it.
e4fce8 No.2203237
Loco isn't a sexual predator. They're too much of a cuck.
7d51f3 No.2203240
7d51f3 No.2203241
>>2203235
how many bladed weapons does one man need
3c2f2a No.2203243
>>2203240
>>2203241
I have a mini sword and a chinese double sword too.
probably gonna get a dagger too.
ain't nobody I don't like leaving this house alive
7d51f3 No.2203245
>>2203243
and do you happen to dislike yourself
e4fce8 No.2203246
Tokai really is an incel.
81c3e8 No.2203247
how do you remotely terminate users
3c2f2a No.2203248
>>2203245
yeah but I'm bound by a promise to heaven to stay alive
might be a fuckin' loser but promises are holy
>>2203246
*volcel
>>2203247
nukes
41ecf4 No.2203250
>>2203235
...hmmmm...
I'd like to not believe that.
3c2f2a No.2203251
women are retarded
aint gonna catch me
41ecf4 No.2203252
7d51f3 No.2203253
>>2203248
and what is this promise
I wouldn't mind a reason to live desu
a08f20 No.2203255
>>2203249
Luka no, that's porn.
3c2f2a No.2203257
>>2203250
I've been to all those cites and know it to be true now.
just wait with me for the collapse
>>2203253
It's a personal thing tbh
You kinda need to believe in the possibility of miracles
>>2203254
>ywn smell her pajamas
41ecf4 No.2203258
>>2203257
No thanks, I'll stay in Best City Zwolle.
FIETSSTAD 2017
7d51f3 No.2203259
>>2203257
oh alright then
guess I won't be getting it in that case
569ac9 No.2203261
>>2203257
shes pure
and water and clean and refreshing
:innocent emoji:
569ac9 No.2203262
7d9eae No.2203263
Kill yourself, Loafie.
Hello to the rest of you.
41ecf4 No.2203264
>>2203260
I mean, it's not even the worst review.
3c2f2a No.2203266
boutta eat bbl AD 2018
>>2203258
those bikes won't get you away from paramilitary squads
>>2203259
sowwy
i really only got the divine stuff
hope you'll find whatever you need though
>>2203261
pure watery sweat skin to touch
e4fce8 No.2203267
I mean, would anyone miss loafie?
a08f20 No.2203269
>>2203256
Lunch time, bye.
7d9eae No.2203270
I know I wouldn't.
>>2203268
Sup, bich?
41ecf4 No.2203271
>>2203266
ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT DUTCH BIKES?
670281 No.2203272
>>2203264
Everyone should send Luka their porn for review
fd52e8 No.2203274
>>2203270
watching vids about how the game industry is jewing us
how about you?
41ecf4 No.2203275
>>2203272
The porn scale of Yum.
Ingenious.
7d9eae No.2203276
>>2203274
Just woke up. I have to work today.
efb48f No.2203277
>>2203267
Loafies cool tho
fd52e8 No.2203278
>>2203276
working on a sunday?
I am so sorry for you
e4fce8 No.2203279
7d9eae No.2203280
>>2203278
I usually work 7 days a week.
fd52e8 No.2203281
>>2203280
that is no good
when do you get a break?
7d9eae No.2203282
>>2203281
October more than likely.
I won't know until near the end of each week.
41ecf4 No.2203284
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93c131 No.2203288
>>2203287
so how would that illustration work if the guy was squash?
41ecf4 No.2203289
>>2203288
...That's just too easy, man.
41ecf4 No.2203291
None of that shit, I know I don't eat every day, but I'd like to eat SOME days, at least.
93c131 No.2203292
81c3e8 No.2203293
41ecf4 No.2203294
Having this shit as Avatar is pretty damn limited sometimes. There's plenty of material to work with, but it's all so one-dimensional. You'd be surprised how many expressions don't exist.
>>2203293
Come get patted until you die of old age after living a fulfilling life.
e48b5f No.2203295
[Bobby] Fischer's library contained anti-semitic and racist literature such as Mein Kampf, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and The White Man's Bible and Nature's Eternal Religion by Ben Klassen, founder of the World Church of the Creator.[476][477] A notebook written by Fischer contains sentiments such as "12/13/99 It's time to start randomly killing Jews".[478]
e4fce8 No.2203297
Nice copy paste there, asshole.
e48b5f No.2203298
"[I hope] the country will be taken over by the military—they'll close down all the synagogues, arrest all the Jews, execute hundreds of thousands of Jewish ringleaders."[484][485] In response to Fischer's statements about 9/11, the US Chess Federation passed a motion to cancel his right to membership in the organization.[486] Fischer's right to become a member was reinstated in 2007.[487]
41ecf4 No.2203299
First time I ever edited a GIF. Lemme test.
>>2203298
Do you have/use more Liliana or just this one image?
e48b5f No.2203300
>>2203299
I have a few saved.
ea934d No.2203301
why do u want nezi to an hero
41ecf4 No.2203302
Neat. Gif editing works.
I wish I had a single artistic bone in me. But nope, the r's had to be u's.
>>2203300
Heh, alright. That's the second time you posted that one ITT, so I wondered.
41ecf4 No.2203304
7d9eae No.2203306
>Not posting best boy Ajani
ea934d No.2203307
>>2203303
did he say anything to u or
e4fce8 No.2203308
>>2203307
Naw. How goes dude?
e5b3cf No.2203309
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Was trying to quit smoking but my mum stresses me out.
<Don't blame your problems on me. You're 26, you're a fully grown man
What do you want say mum?
<shut up for a second, I'm pissed soaking through.
I do love a Scoots thread.
e4fce8 No.2203310
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41ecf4 No.2203311
>>2203305
Imagine.
If my autism was useful, I'd be god among men.
ea934d No.2203312
>>2203308
weird
sci was posting and test still bans him
trying to get people to understand that because he did a stunt for attention doesnt mean hes a bad man
low hanging fruit, people generally dont like him otherwise so we had the whole shitty trolls "hurr durr grim is a pedo" from methspider and edgboi
ah well
community is small so what do u expect
e5b3cf No.2203313
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Anyone want to question my mum on anything while she's here?
>>2203310
GUILLOTINE
ea934d No.2203314
>>2203310
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
41ecf4 No.2203315
>>2203312
>a stunt for attention
That's.. one way to put it.
>>2203313
Yeah, would she actually have shown pink bra if anyone wanted to see?
e4fce8 No.2203316
>>2203312
lMAO TRUE, STILL THINK SCI SHOULD BE PERMA'D BUT ITS WHAT EVER. dOESNT MAKE YOU PEDO BY EXTENSION THOUGH. tHAT SOME BAD PRAXIS
>>2203314
>>2203313
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
e5b3cf No.2203317
>>2203315
<Fuck off.
I think that's a no.
What do you want to say to Fortune, mum?
<Can you kick it?
ea934d No.2203318
>>2203316
its been literally years
kid has done his time
41ecf4 No.2203319
>>2203317
I wasn't asking to see. No thanks ma'am.
My entire point is that it was her offer last time, and that's weird.
No kicking.
7d9eae No.2203320
Attention or not he shouldn't have posted CP.
41ecf4 No.2203321
He actually did?
I didn't pay attention to Sci after a certain point.
If he posted CP, that's a deserved Perma in my book.
81c3e8 No.2203322
Didn't I give the dude perma :thinking:
7d9eae No.2203323
>>2203321
Posted some 14 year old with her ass out leaning on a tree. Was while he was getting banned for dodging or something.
81c3e8 No.2203324
Anyhow the dude proxy dodged anyway
e5b3cf No.2203325
>>2203316
SHITTY, YOU'RE TENTHOUSANd LEAGUES SUBZERO SWEAT DRIPPING
MY HANCOCK DO-RAG RIPTIDES LIKE TENT CITY.
STANDOFF THROUGH LOWLANDS EERIE SILENCING.
SPIKESSPIKESSPIKESSPIKESSPIKES
>>2203319
<Word.
My mum is of few words today. We was drinking together with my firend, Chris, he needed a pint because he helped me clean the kitchen. I think she forgot that offer.
41ecf4 No.2203327
>>2203322
>>2203324
Yup. He's just dodging whenever he wants to. Test banned a couple of times though.
>>2203325
Well, I guess that's semi-understandable. Can't remember what the posters' original request was, but it was worse than bra.
>>2203323
Ahh, fun.
What were the original ban-reasons, just spam, right?
e4fce8 No.2203328
>>2203318
This subject gives me some cognitive dissonance. In so far as, yes I agree that "years" does constitute doing ones time, but at the same time HANG THE PEDO.
e5b3cf No.2203330
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>>2203326
Gonna say hello back?
<No, I'm trying to find my shite.
>>2203327
I think it was to post vagina, which is vile. This isn't /b/.
7d9eae No.2203331
>>2203330
>Ignored by mummy
S-so tsun~!
41ecf4 No.2203332
>>2203330
>>>Vagina
That's fucking gross. Perma ban on sight indeed.
3c2f2a No.2203333
>vagina, that's fucking gross
-Fortune 2018
93c131 No.2203334
>>2203332
nah, scanner and his mom >>2203330 need to post vag right now.
e5b3cf No.2203335
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She's gone boyos. No fair.
>>2203331
She doesn't want to shit post with me, I'm annoyed now.
>>2203332
Doesn't need a perma ban, just need to turn our backs on him.
7d9eae No.2203336
>>2203335
I think my mom has talked to like, 8 people from threads and met 3 of them in person.
41ecf4 No.2203337
>>2203333
I've said it before though.
The worst parts of the human body are feet. Then come genitals.
>>2203335
If he's posted CP, that's a bit too far, mate.
e4fce8 No.2203339
My 'rents reference point for thread posters is Casper. Let that sink in. Jej.
e5b3cf No.2203340
>>2203337
Oh, we're on about the guy who posted CP?
Yeah, ban the cunt.
81c3e8 No.2203342
>>2203333
heej gayboi
get a shiina shirt
3c2f2a No.2203343
>>2203341
u dont have any
>>2203342
i already cant make friends why would you suggest bombing me
41ecf4 No.2203344
>>2203338
You realize that includes dick, right?
Just because it's what you've got doesn't mean it's the only thing.
Figured you'd know that by now.
3c2f2a No.2203345
>>2203344
wow can you stop talking about my dick that's kinda awkward perv neet
7d9eae No.2203346
Anyhow I am off to work. That double time is sweet, but sucks. 30 an hour though. Totes worth it.
e5b3cf No.2203347
>>2203334
Screw you, dude.
41ecf4 No.2203348
>>2203345
I was talking about your lack of, yet wants for, dick.
3c2f2a No.2203349
>>2203348
my only desire is alcohol and blankets
9c955a No.2203350
>>2203346
No one cares you dog fucker
KILL YOURSELF
41ecf4 No.2203351
At least we can agree on blankets.
>>2203350
Mornin'.
41ecf4 No.2203353
>>2203352
How ya doing today, Ika?
e4fce8 No.2203354
Blood chan, more like... LMAO
3c2f2a No.2203355
guess it's fortune and blood flirt hours
41ecf4 No.2203356
d20f1f No.2203357
>>2203350
At last some good thought from you
e4fce8 No.2203358
e4fce8 No.2203360
Don't you just hate it when posters FLIRT with each other in thread?
It is creepy and disgusting.
3c2f2a No.2203362
need new e gf to flirt with in thread
41ecf4 No.2203363
It heavily depends on WHICH posters tbh
e5b3cf No.2203364
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>>2203360
You're just jealous because you ain't got no-one to ship with.
e4fce8 No.2203365
>e gf
>this community
Good luck.
6eaaaf No.2203366
need new e bf to flirt with in thread
41ecf4 No.2203369
How many girls post anyway?
d20f1f No.2203370
>>2203362
Ask Loafie
>>2203369
1, it's Loafie
9c955a No.2203371
>>2203357
>>2203353
Um...
Still very unstable...
I'm scared to leave my apartment...
I don't wan't to talk to people until I know I'm calm...
>>2203354
Words hurt so much and it's like you don't even care
>>2203355
Fortune is a lil' flirt~
>>2203357
Thanks cute
>>2203359
Are you Wish? Where is my Bard?
6eaaaf No.2203372
>>2203368
Go away, I prefer monogamy :^)
9c955a No.2203373
why the fuck did 8ch do that..
6eaaaf No.2203375
>>2203371
Bard can't come to the phone right now, do you want me to take a message?
9c955a No.2203376
One Piece spoilers don't click
e5b3cf No.2203377
 | Rolled 8 (1d20) |
Rolling a d20 to charm the poster below me and develop an OTP
9c955a No.2203378
>>2203374
My Jets beat the Falcons easier than your Patriots did in the Superbowl
41ecf4 No.2203379
>>2203370
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>2203373
What'd it do?
It's always bein' a shit.
>>2203371
Ah... that's no fun.
Can you afford to stay in today.
9c955a No.2203380
>>2203375
I would really appreciate if you gave him this WebM
>
Thank you very much
670281 No.2203381
>>2203372
It's okay she's cool with it trust me it'll be fun
3c2f2a No.2203382
brrbr
>>2203367
lolno
>>2203366
hello???
>>2203370
lemme smash that rus puss
>>2203371
omg so gross go on
6eaaaf No.2203383
>>2203380
He's not allowed to use the computer anymore.
>>2203381
Is she a cuck?
>>2203382
hewwo??
670281 No.2203384
>>2203383
Nah, we're both tops so you have to be the bottom bitch
d20f1f No.2203385
>>2203379
Don't hmmm on me
>>2203382
> lemme smash that rus puss
> rus
Fok u, smash yourself
9c955a No.2203386
>>2203379
8ch did a grouplink, I hate grouplinking people...
>>2203379
I cannot...
I must get milk for my cereal~
9c955a No.2203387
>>2203382
I keep forgetting to watch that anime
6eaaaf No.2203388
>>2203384
Nice, I want her to fuck my ass
ca4248 No.2203389
>>2203386
Blood-chan STOP group linking MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
e4fce8 No.2203390
>>2203378
>Like pre-season means anything
>The Browns were 4-0 in pre-season last year
>Ended the regular season 0-16
670281 No.2203391
>>2203388
I'll start lubing up the strap-on
6eaaaf No.2203393
>>2203391
Hot owo
>>2203392
Absolutely not.
41ecf4 No.2203394
>>2203386
Ahhh. You sure that was 8c's fault?
...What's with the tilde? Are you really happy about the cereal, or does milk excite you?
670281 No.2203395
>>2203393
Glad you're on board, when are we all getting a place together?
6eaaaf No.2203396
>>2203395
Once you guys get into Canada.
670281 No.2203397
>>2203396
Nah, you gotta move to us
6eaaaf No.2203398
>>2203397
Heck no, deal's off!
670281 No.2203399
>>2203398
>not wanting to move to the superior country
I am disappointed in you.
6eaaaf No.2203400
>>2203399
But you don't live in the Netherlands.
41ecf4 No.2203401
e4fce8 No.2203403
6eaaaf No.2203405
>>2203402
The only downside being that Fortune also lives there.
d20f1f No.2203406
9c955a No.2203407
Bye4now
>>2203389
I'm sorry :<
>>2203390
Its so easy for my Jets to kill anyone now!
Also that new Browns quarterback looks like garbage, I saw him beat the Giants
>>2203393
v////v </3
You really know how to hurt me...
>>2203394
Its a really good cereal my brothers gave me.
It has almonds and granola stuff in it
I can just add water to it, but that's gross...
Yes, it's 8ch's fault :<
I'm going to get the milk now... Man I'm like a walking ball of anger
670281 No.2203408
>>2203405
That's not even the worst thing about it!
e4fce8 No.2203409
>ukraine
>US
lol both shit holes to a man
41ecf4 No.2203410
>>2203405
This is true.
>>2203407
Yeah, don't do water-cereal, please.
Good luck out there.
1a9883 No.2203411
>>2203407
no wait fuck i just saw youre here lol
d20f1f No.2203412
Go learn some Quran, while it isn't too late
1a9883 No.2203414
fml! guess i'll continue checking for now!
3c2f2a No.2203416
just owned in rl
>>2203383
Ow0
u loko gud
>>2203385
ok slav
>>2203387
do it now bitch
6eaaaf No.2203417
>>2203415
What the heck-o?
>>2203416
I'm not loko!
670281 No.2203418
>>2203417
He knows what he did
3c2f2a No.2203420
>>2203417
what are you???
>>2203419
indeed
?
3c2f2a No.2203422
>>2203421
give me more aqua or kill me
ur choice bucko
81c3e8 No.2203424
i wanna car that has an exhaust that cracks and pops when you lift off the throttle so i can annoy the town after 9pm
8c81f4 No.2203427
>>2203424
Thats called a manual.
e5b3cf No.2203428
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| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
SCANNER music post.
>>2203426
I sure do like the sound of this.
3c2f2a No.2203429
just chatted with a friend outside in the dark for 20 minutes
I'm popular now
cya losers
e4fce8 No.2203430
3c2f2a No.2203431
>>2203430
nini scootsiewootsie
ea934d No.2203432
41ecf4 No.2203433
81c3e8 No.2203435
41ecf4 No.2203437
3c2f2a No.2203438
>>2203437
I love her
i need her in my bed
41ecf4 No.2203439
>>2203438
but WHY though
Tell me good things about her
81c3e8 No.2203440
* Does NOT pad her chest
* Party tricks!
* Cleans water!
41ecf4 No.2203442
>>2203441
......funny you would say that
Because my theory is that people like Aqua mostly for how pathetic and pitiful she is. There's some level of cuteness to that.
Not 100% sure I'm right in this.
3c2f2a No.2203443
>>2203442
how could you say things like that bout me
670281 No.2203445
>>2203443
Because they're true
41ecf4 No.2203446
>>2203443
About her, actually.
I didn't think that about you............. maybe
3c2f2a No.2203447
>>2203444
kinda want this as a ringtone
>>2203445
I'm cute ?!!!!
>>2203446
SPECIFY
41ecf4 No.2203449
>>2203447
About you or her?
e48b5f No.2203450
i spent all my allowance on trading cards
fd52e8 No.2203451
>>2203448
I'm so full of cum
3c2f2a No.2203452
>>2203449
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2203450
lol good job dumbass
6ae70b No.2203453
fd52e8 No.2203454
that was supposed to be open
my life is ruined
e5b3cf No.2203456
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Full game of We Happy Few must be out now.
>>2203448
Share your pain with me.
41ecf4 No.2203458
>>2203452
What about you?
What do you want me to specify about?
>>2203455
*pat*
fixt
3c2f2a No.2203459
>>2203458
am i like aqua but good
and by that i mean exactly like aqua
670281 No.2203460
>>2203447
....sure, if it helps you sleep at night
>>2203457
Boobs are good.
e5b3cf No.2203461
>>2203457
Tits make a good icebreaker.
41ecf4 No.2203462
>>2203459
The biggest similarity is that you often talk shit but will whine constantly whenever someone talks the slightest amount of shit about you.
Which makes it fun and satisfying to bully you. Which I'd say is pretty much like Aqua.
Is that enough?
3c2f2a No.2203463
>>2203460
i only sleep with melatonin
>>2203461
we should use big titted women to break open the north pole
>>2203462
..uhh..
3c2f2a No.2203464
41ecf4 No.2203465
>>2203463
y/n?
Because there's not a lot more to be honest. I don't want to give it much more thought either.
You were the one who said you were similar, not me.
3c2f2a No.2203467
>>2203465
I GUESS UGHHH
>>2203466
i love it when my filenames come up
it literally means milkbags
ea934d No.2203468
>>2203463
>i only sleep with melatonin
ea934d No.2203469
>>2203467
>milkbags
litty titty
41ecf4 No.2203470
>>2203467
*pat*
I don't mean to insult you or anything, you know? You're just easily rattled by banter. That's fine.
fd52e8 No.2203471
why is everyone posting worst chunni
670281 No.2203472
>>2203463
You should see a doctor
>>2203466
>tfw the gf has nice ones and she knows I like them
670281 No.2203473
>>2203471
I'll post depression waifu to counteract the happiness
3c2f2a No.2203474
>>2203468
to be nuanced that stuff gives me 8-9 hours of sleep
but i never use it so i always get 4-6 hours of sleep
schooldays' like 3-5
>>2203469
LIT
THAT
TIT
SHAWTY
>>2203470
hmmpgfghh...
>>2203472
doctors are jews preying on my money
e5b3cf No.2203475
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I feel like my brain is dead. 2 cans in, 2 cans left.
Who would make the cutest couple here in /animus/?
>>2203463
Think of their nipples too. Could cut glass with those areolas.
>>2203466
To be honest, I'm more of an ass man myself.
ea934d No.2203476
>>2203472
my special someone also knows I asppreciate her boobies and wont hesitate to use them against me LOL
41ecf4 No.2203477
fd52e8 No.2203478
>>2203473
thread needs more delicious brown
41ecf4 No.2203480
>>2203471
>worst chunni
who
fd52e8 No.2203481
670281 No.2203482
>>2203474
ur a chump
>>2203475
Why did your mom stop posting, that was fun
>>2203476
MINE DOES THE SAME THING
Women are just evil.
>>2203478
You're all the delicious brown the thread needs~
Oh god /stopgay
4e2d26 No.2203483
41ecf4 No.2203484
ea934d No.2203485
>>2203474
damn man just fix ur sleeping times.
melatonin is regulated everywhere isnt it
for good reason
larger doses than between .3 and 1 mg can cause lowered natural melatonin production
this mean even shittier sleep
3c2f2a No.2203486
>>2203475
this is a great indie startup idea
>>2203477
I'm upset
make me happy
>>2203479
BIG true
>>2203482
what's that mean in english
6ae70b No.2203487
41ecf4 No.2203488
>>2203481
Ah, alright. Dunno who that is. Cheers.
>>2203486
Sure. Any requests/suggestions?
ea934d No.2203489
>>2203482
mine is vulnerable to being teased so I just do that and it evens out
fd52e8 No.2203490
>>2203482
that's something hu would say
3c2f2a No.2203491
>>2203485
i actually tried but i got actual demons keeping me awake
should probably pray more
3c2f2a No.2203493
>>2203488
idk what do you want
>>2203492
not even kidding
670281 No.2203494
>>2203486
It is English you derp
>>2203489
Lol that's pretty similar to how my relationship works tbh
>>2203490
I am disgusted with myself.
41ecf4 No.2203495
>>2203493
You're the one who wanted to be happy. So... I want to make you happy. I just need to know how. Needs to be realistic too.
fd52e8 No.2203496
>>2203494
me too
don't ever do that again
3c2f2a No.2203497
>>2203494
dont use advanced english
were poor swamp germans
>>2203495
omg are u cia i just wanted one thing
41ecf4 No.2203498
>>2203497
>i just wanted one thing
YEAH BUT WHAT THOUGH
670281 No.2203499
>>2203496
I won't, sorry
>>2203497
Stop being such a degenerate then
3c2f2a No.2203501
>>2203498
..not so loud geez
soft pillow maybe
and some tea
>>2203499
im trying!
im becoming a good boy
>>2203500
wan wan
41ecf4 No.2203504
>>2203501
If you don't want loud, don't make me ask 4 times.
How am I supposed to get that to you?
>>2203500
Whateverthatmeans to you too, Loafie.
e5b3cf No.2203505
>>2203475
She went back home. Now you just got me.
Shame, really.
>>2203486
Let's get it crowdfunded. Why do we need the North Pole chopped up?
3c2f2a No.2203506
>>2203504
psshh not so difficult
just drive
>>2203505
then there will be super much flooding and finally this wretched society will die
then we can live like kings cause we prepared
41ecf4 No.2203507
>>2203506
1. no car.
2. Am I welcome at your place?
670281 No.2203508
>>2203501
>good boy
You mean good girl?
fd52e8 No.2203509
>>2203500
wagwan peng ting
7d51f3 No.2203510
>>2203501
no not wan wan
WAGwan
>>2203504
wagwan means 'what is going on'
so yeah hi
>>2203509
I am not peng
if you wish to compliment me on my (non-existent) good looks then I'd advise use adjectives other than 'peng' in the future, that way you can achieve flattery
3c2f2a No.2203511
>>2203507
no i only accept people ive met before
>>2203508
dont stimulate those feelings
>>2203510
tell me your mystery spell then
41ecf4 No.2203513
>>2203510
Is that like a really bastardized "what's going on?" or something?
e5b3cf No.2203514
>>2203482
>>2203505
Sorry, that post was meant for you.
41ecf4 No.2203515
>>2203511
Then we should meet up first.
670281 No.2203516
>>2203514
Call her back, she's fun
e5b3cf No.2203517
>>2203506
Well I do want to end this dull existence.
Not sure I'd be a king, more like a court jester really.
3c2f2a No.2203518
>>2203515
no im shy
>>2203517
if you're my court jester i'll make sure you got it better than most kings
e5b3cf No.2203519
>>2203516
She's probably in bed soon, sorry.
>>2203518
I'd totes be your court jester, with a little slapstick comedy for you my liege.
670281 No.2203520
>>2203519
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
e48b5f No.2203521
>>2203518
you should overcome your shyness and come hang out with me
you can wear your dress or like girl's underwear if a dress is too much for you
41ecf4 No.2203522
>>2203518
Aw.
I'm not exactly the most imposing/intimidating/important person out there, though.
670281 No.2203523
Hey Loco let's bury the hatchet and be friends now
e48b5f No.2203524
3c2f2a No.2203525
>>2203519
my dreams become real
>>2203521
gay
ur gay
g a y
>>2203522
that's the problem
i can handle buff guys
that's like all my friends
but you betas are weird and not easy to manipulate
670281 No.2203526
10dfb9 No.2203530
>>2203525
>you betas are weird
Very rude.
e48b5f No.2203531
>>2203525
>i can handle buff guys
heh
670281 No.2203532
>>2203527
Is this some kind of insult? idk
Anyhow, I feel like you mostly ignore me so I wanted to open up a dialogue
>>2203530
Become an Omega.
41ecf4 No.2203533
>>2203525
Am I not, though? I dunno.
Don't manipulate me either way.
>>2203528
> ikt.jpg
lol
Drinks when
fd52e8 No.2203534
>>2203525
>not easy to manipulate
that's just not true
3c2f2a No.2203535
lil peep is good don't @ me
>>2203529
its 18 now!!!!
we're not belgium or germany
>>2203530
im sorry
as an alpha male i have to tell you
>>2203531
SHUT UP
>>2203533
if i can't manipulate you how can i ever be friends??!!
>>2203534
interesting
41ecf4 No.2203536
>>2203535
If we're friends, you won't need to.
e5b3cf No.2203538
>>2203525
Dream me up a succulent chinese meal
e5b3cf No.2203539
Is it time for a SCANNER thread soon?
10dfb9 No.2203540
>>2203532
I am both the alpha and omega
670281 No.2203541
>>2203540
The beginning and the end?
3c2f2a No.2203542
>>2203536
you misunderstand my friendships
>>2203537
you give hope
>>2203538
yeah ill hit you up with the deli
81c3e8 No.2203543
>>2203535
It was 16 when I turned beer-drinking age.
3c2f2a No.2203544
>>2203543
same
bought beer for all my underage friendos
good times
fd52e8 No.2203545
>>2203542
finding out how is the hard part
e48b5f No.2203546
>>2203535
i bet you couldn't handle buff guys. you're smol and fragile.
41ecf4 No.2203547
>>2203542
I don't. I'm just not offering you your brand of friendship.
10dfb9 No.2203548
>>2203541
I envy Loco ignoring you.
He occasionally takes the time to insult me out of the blue.
3c2f2a No.2203549
>>2203545
we'll get there kitty
>>2203546
psssh
you don't know me
buff guys are easy
some sacrifices sure but it's noob tier
>>2203547
then what 'brand'
e5b3cf No.2203550
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>>2203542
Don't think I ever had deli before.
You ever heard of Sam O' Nella Academy and the Hungriest man in History?
670281 No.2203551
>>2203548
Does he hurt you?
41ecf4 No.2203552
>>2203549
Good ol' regular friendship, if any.
670281 No.2203554
>>2203553
There there. I know you'll make it through this
fd52e8 No.2203555
>>2203549
do you know how?
3c2f2a No.2203556
probs the gayest I've ever done was massage a buff sweaty turkish guy
worth it cause we were good friends afterwards
>>2203550
it tastes superb
ill watch later thank you
>>2203552
that sounds normie
dont be like that
>>2203555
i got ideas yeah
349440 No.2203557
>>2203511
what
wagwan isn't a mystery spell it's just a way of saying hello
>>2203512
can't flim flam the zim zam
>>2203513
that is exactly it
you may thank the Jamaicans for this word's existence
81c3e8 No.2203559
>>2203544
Vruuger was alles beter.
41ecf4 No.2203560
>>2203556
I'm relatively normie tbh.
e5b3cf No.2203561
>>2203556
There is a deli place called Pickles in town, what should I look for?
And the gayest thing I ever done was to try and find my prostate with a long candle up the butt.
1e908c No.2203562
3c2f2a No.2203563
>>2203557
lame
i wanted spells
>>2203558
they involve asian gangs
>>2203559
BIG agree
i need my farm
>>2203560
Y U C K
break the spell of society already
>>2203561
anything really
the best meals i had i picked at random
lol
41ecf4 No.2203564
>>2203563
...soon probably
1e908c No.2203565
>>2203561
Btw u have my permission to make a new thread
309004 No.2203566
-sneezes and wiggles his nose-
fd52e8 No.2203567
>>2203563
but i am not a child
1e908c No.2203568
COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE
>>2203566
-pets u-
41ecf4 No.2203569
>>2203566
Mornin' Mornin'.
And bless you.
e5b3cf No.2203571
>>2203565
Making it now, just waiting for the post to go through.
81c3e8 No.2203572
>>2203563
i need my Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie
e5b3cf No.2203573
>>2203570
>>2203570
>>2203570
>>2203570
>>2203570
NEW THREAD FOR BIG BOYS
>>2203570
>>2203570
>>2203570
>>2203570
>>2203570
ea934d No.2203597
>>2203525
>i can handle buff guys
>
>that's like all my friends
>
>but you betas are weird and not easy to manipulate