8aa0e9 No.2191582
buy me birthday gifts pls
60d49f No.2191583
65d780 No.2191584
>>2191579
Theyre like, the testicle the testicle let out.
60d49f No.2191585
>>2191584
testicles outside the scrotum
f08b1d No.2191587
>>2191584
It's like a gun that shoots guns.
f08b1d No.2191592
>>2191589
Quick, mods are asleep.
3600c8 No.2191593
My everything hurts
But not everything is terrible
In the future
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
88dbe4 No.2191594
88dbe4 No.2191595
>>2191593
how inspiring
;_;7
60d49f No.2191596
>>2191592
There are mods here?
65d780 No.2191597
>>2191585
Yes.
Animals are rubbing their faces on plant testicles every day to get that sweet sweet nectar
>>2191587
Cluster bombs!
3600c8 No.2191598
>>2191595
I'm gonna eat a bowl of rice but I can't decide if I should like make fried rice
I think I should
f08b1d No.2191599
>>2191593
I don't know why but I kept counting the syllables in the first part cause I was convinced this was supposed to be a haiku.
>>2191596
It's joke. I am the only moderation here. I removed three other moderators when I was given the board and the only other moderator never comes here anymore. He'd probably not even notice if I deleted his mod account at this point.
60d49f No.2191600
>>2191597
lucky them
>>2191599
I was joking too.
88dbe4 No.2191601
>>2191598
that takes actual effort though
8aa0e9 No.2191604
test make me bestmod again pls
65d780 No.2191605
>>2191600
A lot of people seem to mistake keif as pollen.
Its just teeny tiny trichtomes tho.
Asexual flowers are like vaginas with 4-5 dicks flopping out of them.
60d49f No.2191606
>>2191605
How do you mistake keif for pollen? everybody knows females produce trichomes.
f08b1d No.2191607
>>2191603
I feel I could never consume more of this show than the clips that are linked at me. Some of it seems funny but the rest just seems absurd without the funny.
>>2191604
I forget what all happened that night.
Wasn't Bebop still admin? How'd that happen?
60d49f No.2191608
>>2191607
It's a lot better when high.
8aa0e9 No.2191609
>>2191607
Amy couldn't take the "intense pressure" of modship so it was gifted to me loool
It was weird. It was rad. It was a good time had by all. I think I banned Sci in legitimate mod fashion.
a4bc4d No.2191610
f08b1d No.2191612
>>2191608
Ah I don't really get high.
>>2191609
It's truly a gift and a curse where I log on once a day(it doesn't even log out on chrome I just click the gear) and check if there's any reported posts.
Pressure. Pushing down on me.
a4bc4d No.2191613
>>2191611
well yeah, you too
60d49f No.2191614
>>2191612
It's too hard to get here so I don't either often.
>>2191613
these are lies
8aa0e9 No.2191615
>>2191612
Do people even report here anymore?
Like what's the point tbh
f08b1d No.2191616
>>2191615
If there's legit spam, yes.
It's far from a daily occurrence though. Weekly at best.
Had one dude recently that was spamming and was evading, that was pretty fun. Banned him like 20 times.
a4bc4d No.2191617
>>2191614
Nuh, Nom's Kawaii
f08b1d No.2191619
>>2191614
But every time Eric Andre is there waiting for you.
8aa0e9 No.2191620
Eric Andre is fucking adorable.
60d49f No.2191621
>>2191619
thankfully someone is.
a4bc4d No.2191628
>>2191627
But I didn't do anything!
60d49f No.2191629
>>2191628
called me cute :(
3f184b No.2191634
Is Hu just a compliment slut
60d49f No.2191635
a4bc4d No.2191638
>>2191637
compliments are nice though :<
3f184b No.2191639
>>2191638
They are, but they aren't as special when you just give them out for free :<
60d49f No.2191640
>>2191636
you called me cute!
a4bc4d No.2191641
>>2191639
Are you saying you want to pay for compliments~?
>>2191640
Known you for years now. I know it!
3f184b No.2191642
>>2191641
H-how would that work?
60d49f No.2191643
>>2191641
you've been wrong this whole time!
a4bc4d No.2191645
>>2191642
You said they shouldn't be given out for free, so thought you'd pay for them~
>>2191643
Have not!
3f184b No.2191646
>>2191645
But what would the payment be?
8aa0e9 No.2191647
<You know what? I give up. The entitled children who make up eighty percent of the userbase here don't deserve all this free help from skilled professionals.
<I'm tired of being shit on by immature idiots just because I ask them to read the rules.
<Peace out you fricken turd-burglin lazy ass babies.
4159f4 No.2191648
8aa0e9 No.2191649
>>2191648
>>2191648
>>2191648
>>2191648
>>2191648
<Get back at me in a couple of years, grasshopper.
<
<My entire life is fungi; I didn't suddenly cease to exist. What I can't do anymore is fight with the
<willfully ignorant. One person can't write a book for another person multiple times a day. If you can't
<avail yourself of all the free, readily available, thorough, and generally all-encompassing knowledge
<at your fingertips on the internet, then you are beyond help.
88dbe4 No.2191650
Whatmst the fuckj are you quoting
8aa0e9 No.2191651
>>2191650
>>2191650
>>2191650
>>2191650
<<2191648
<This is life. Do your own research.
<
<In many of these identification situations we have a potential victim essentially begging us to allow
<them to poison themselves. It's absurd how often enthusiasm overshadows prudence. It's
<dangerous to help people who might stupidly harm themselves because of their wanton and
<careless judgements.
<
<As a casual observer, none of this matters. As a first-time poster, you can't possibly conceive of all
<these complexities. As a frequent identifier, all of this is very serious. Somewhere near the middle
<is where we should meet. Not at the casual end of the spectrum. People's lives are literally on the
<line every day in identification forums.
a4bc4d No.2191652
>>2191646
Dunno, I'd still give you compliments for free, but if you want to give something back, be my guest~
8aa0e9 No.2191655
>>2191652
>>2191652
>>2191653
>>2191653
<<2191652.5(You)
<You don't know me. This is one of many accounts I use on Reddit. Reddit is just one small part of
<the internet. I identify mushrooms all day every day in the internet. I do it to help. I do it for harm
<reduction. And I do it to stay abreast of taxonomy and the weather and seasons.
<
<The bottom line is that of you come across as even slightly lazy or whiny or entitled, one would be <taking a risk themselves in helping you, because it's clear your judgement isn't solid. No one wants
<culpability, especially when it's due to sheer stupidity.
8aa0e9 No.2191656
60d49f No.2191657
8aa0e9 No.2191659
>>2191657
>>2191657
>>2191657
>>2191657
<<2191657
<The gist is this: don't make shi**y posts. Read the sidebar. Read the guide to making successful
<posts. They're right there. Don't ask identifiers to repeat the same information that you should have
<already read before you ever even posted.
<
<Think about it.
<
<Furthermore, if I were you I'd not readily admit that I see myself as a weirdo cult member.
<Hu isn't the one to be following anyway. Follow yourself.
88dbe4 No.2191660
Man mushroom autists are something
why do you have all these quotes from some autist though
a4bc4d No.2191661
>>2191653
NO!
>>2191654
I am?
>>2191658
Literally nothing, lol
3f184b No.2191662
>>2191652
But compliments should be deserved and sincere not traded.
8aa0e9 No.2191664
okay I'm done
>>2191660
idk i stumbled upon this guy going off. all of that together was 2 of this guy's posts and I thought it was hilarious.
a4bc4d No.2191667
>>2191662
Aww :<
don't be upset
>>2191665
nope
88dbe4 No.2191668
>>2191661
literal constant cum-guzzling
>>2191664
but why were you on a weirdo cult mushroom subreddit
a4bc4d No.2191671
>>2191668
Where do you hear these lies? I don't even swallow my own
>>2191670
nuh uh!
8aa0e9 No.2191672
>>2191668
I have a bunch of different kinds of mushrooms in my front yard and i wanted to see if I could find out what they were lmao
88dbe4 No.2191673
>>2191671
The fact that you think that's the first step and not a sign of extreme cum-addiction is indicative enough.
a4bc4d No.2191675
>>2191673
Haven't ever done anything lewd with anyone else either
3f184b No.2191678
>>2191676
Pretty much yeah.
Wanna do something about it?
>>2191667
So give me compliments.
a4bc4d No.2191679
>>2191678
Why? Shouldn't be traded or given out for free~
8aa0e9 No.2191680
echo why are you not talking to me pls
7b7322 No.2191681
Someone come rub my tummy, these pain pills are making me nauseous.
84f4a4 No.2191682
>>2191677
Could do with an ice cream.
>>2191678
I'm in bed atm, beat by the heat.
a4bc4d No.2191683
>>2191682
Perfect Icecream weather too
60d49f No.2191684
3f184b No.2191685
>>2191680
Shy
>>2191681
I'm sure Hu would be happy to.
>>2191682
Get AC you nog
>>2191679
Disregard compliments and skip straight to headpats then.
7b7322 No.2191687
>>2191685
I don't mean it, I do not like to be touched save by a few special individuals.
3f184b No.2191688
>>2191687
What are the requirements for becoming one of the few special individuals ?
>>2191686
That is not how it works Elma
7b7322 No.2191689
>>2191688
Be middle aged and abusive. That way it is like being home with my family all the time.
a4bc4d No.2191690
>>2191684
Æd!
>>2191685
How about a leash instead?
8aa0e9 No.2191691
>>2191688
hmmph
guess it's bedtime then toodles^^
60d49f No.2191692
>>2191690
Nej. Jeg skulle sove.
a8eed4 No.2191693
So I found my brother on reddit
88dbe4 No.2191694
>>2191675
Hu confirmed incel
explains it all
3600c8 No.2191695
I made fried rice and played some video games and now I'm sleepy again
88dbe4 No.2191696
I ate and then didn't play videogames and now and tired and wished I actually played the videogame
3f184b No.2191697
>>2191689
I can be abusive but I'm not middle aged. I will become that eventually though.
>>2191690
Wew, that's like a several tier skip.
>>2191691
Sweet dreams~
7b7322 No.2191699
>>2191697
I will wait patiently.
3600c8 No.2191700
I dreamed about time travelling dragon's earlier
3f184b No.2191703
>>2191698
I-I mean I wasn't complaining or anything..
>>2191699
Good.
Are pats allowed ?
3f184b No.2191707
>>2191706
I never claimed that.
3f184b No.2191709
>>2191708
Would that make it better for you?
84f4a4 No.2191711
Do you at least crossdress?
88dbe4 No.2191712
Hu is literally wearing a skirt right now
0f4962 No.2191714
hu sure is a queer fellow it seems
84f4a4 No.2191715
>>2191713
Kendte du Gropy?
3f184b No.2191716
>>2191710
Smh I can't ever get my yuri fantasy.
Are you cute though ?
a4bc4d No.2191717
>>2191715
Nej, men du har nævnt ham. Ham som vil besøge dig så I kunne "sove" sammen, ikk?
>>2191716
If ytou're into skeletons I suppose. Fucked metabolism prevents me from gaining weight, so until I'm 40, I'll be around 50kg
a4bc4d No.2191718
>>2191712
I don't own such garment!
84f4a4 No.2191719
>>2191717
Nå okay, kunne ikke huske om vi havde snakket om ham.
Men jo, han var ret offensiv.
a4bc4d No.2191720
>>2191719
Hader sådan noget, ku han ikk bare acceptere et nej?
Fucking faggots
3f184b No.2191722
No lewding the best girl pls
84f4a4 No.2191724
>>2191720
Åbenbart ikke, men jeg stoppede bare med at svare ham. Han crossdressede, men lignede mest af alt en klovn
3f184b No.2191725
>>2191723
That is pretty skelly I guesssss.
But I'd take skelly over fat.
Face > body though.
3f184b No.2191726
Huh, was someone trying to fuck lewds irl ?
a4bc4d No.2191727
>>2191724
Er blevet fortalt jeg godt kunne pass for en trap, men det siger mig bare ikke noget. Sådan noget burde forblive i soveværelset.
Ja, eneste rigtige er bare at stoppe med at svare. Han kommer nok til at kede sig på et tidspunkt
>>2191725
Face is alright I suppose, but I'm really not the right one to ask for an opinion on that
>>2191726
Yep, lol
84f4a4 No.2191728
>>2191726
Well, he wanted me to fuck him and not the other way around.
>>2191727
Hvem fortæller dig dog den slags lol? Kender måske 2 eller 3 som ved hvad en trap er.
88dbe4 No.2191729
I can't believe Hu was crossdressing to fuck lewds
a4bc4d No.2191730
>>2191728
Faggots på internettet, lol. Forklarer det måske.
Kender få som ved hvad en trap er, men de har også selv browsed 4chan
3f184b No.2191731
>>2191727
Well, I don't know who else has seen it so I don't know who else I could ask.
>>2191728
>>2191727
Can I get the details? Sounds like a fun story.
a4bc4d No.2191732
>>2191729
Good, cause that never happened either
a4bc4d No.2191733
>>2191731
Quite a few here actually~
I have pretty much said all I know about it..
84f4a4 No.2191734
>>2191730
Nåh. Der er et par her fra tråden der ved hvordan jeg ser ud.
>>2191731
There aren't really any details, autistic dude called Gropy wanted to meet up and fuck based on the fact that we were both danish.
He didn't have the looks that I'd go gay for and was clingy as fug
17b135 No.2191735
Pixiv “Banning Loli Because of Police Warnings”
a8eed4 No.2191740
HL2:EP3 is never coming and because of that HL3 will never come either :(((
Here's to hope of a new Portal or L4D
0f4962 No.2191741
wasn't L4D3 reportedly in development or something
what happened to that
261606 No.2191742
going for a run in this heat was a bad idea..
a8eed4 No.2191743
Last I heard they were delaying all 3™ games for Source 2 which has only been a thing for like 2 years now, though I guess they're still fleshing things out before they port anything else to it(which iirc they want to do before any new games as well)
At least they have Artifact coming Soon™, it'll fill the gap MtG has had for the past decade
88dbe4 No.2191744
dutch anon confirmed for in heat
88dbe4 No.2191745
>>2191741
That's not the only game from valve that was in development and went nowhere
261606 No.2191746
>>2191744
yuh, help me cool down
a4bc4d No.2191747
He'll only make you feel really "hot"
0f4962 No.2191748
>>2191745
yeah but it had a 3 in it so that should mean at least something
88dbe4 No.2191749
>>2191746
I'm aussie though, no idea how to do that. Always hot.
261606 No.2191750
>>2191747
I'm okay with that
>>2191749
take an ice cold shower with me
a8eed4 No.2191751
This is the moment I hate every morning. Hope you all have a good day today!
88dbe4 No.2191752
>>2191750
That sounds far too cold. I'd definitely have to heat that back up.
88dbe4 No.2191753
>>2191751
>not hating waking up more than anything
step up senpai
a8eed4 No.2191754
Oof
>>2191753
Jokes on you, I woke up 10hours ago and I'm going bed in 14
a4bc4d No.2191755
a8eed4 No.2191756
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Honestly, this is why I dislike mornings. It's also so good that it's why I dislike weekends and can't sleep properly. Mix that in with bad family history on the heart and you get me dying when I'm in my 40s
261606 No.2191757
>>2191752
we could lay in the sun after
>>2191755
I'm sure you wouldn't mind either!
a4bc4d No.2191758
>>2191757
A cold shower? Nah, would be kinda nice
88dbe4 No.2191759
>>2191757
Hmm, sounds a bit roundabout. Much easier to just share body heat while still in the shower.
261606 No.2191760
>>2191758
mhmm that's totally what I meant
>>2191759
but then what's the point of a cold shower! might aswell cuddle after or something
a4bc4d No.2191761
>>2191760
It wasn't? Alright, lets fuck
88dbe4 No.2191762
>>2191760
And here I was thinking the point was just to get me naked.
31f260 No.2191763
It takes all of 3 posts for random Dutch anons to seduce you.
Posters beware.
88dbe4 No.2191764
>>2191763
The dutch are literally all gays, so it makes sense.
261606 No.2191765
>>2191761
pfft it's not fun if it's that easy
>>2191762
well, that's only one step one..
31f260 No.2191766
>>2191764
Yeah, but non-Dutch gays aren't this dangerously seductive though.
a4bc4d No.2191767
>>2191765
>I'm sure you wouldn't mind either!
I mean, what did you expect~
261606 No.2191768
let me have my fun fortje
>>2191767
to be honest I expected exactly that~
7b7322 No.2191769
>>2191703
sure, but I wwill treat them the same as I do Erio's, with ignoring.
88dbe4 No.2191770
>>2191765
Oh, you've got further plans?
>>2191766
Look, I never pretended to be shy of flirting with random anons.
31f260 No.2191771
>>2191768
Ga vooral je gang. Altijd leuk te zien.
>>2191770
That's alright, then.
a4bc4d No.2191772
>>2191768
Not a problem then~
a8eed4 No.2191773
>People say you can't time the market. That's horseshit. I can always predict a top but never the bottom. You know its the top when I buy in.
If time is money, I got time and time saved
261606 No.2191774
>>2191770
mm, not really! but there is something I want though
>>2191771
wow nederlands praten, onbeleefd hoor.. foei
>>2191772
I didn't think there was a problem you big lewdie, I just want it to be fun
a8eed4 No.2191775
Kinda wonder if Tsuchi actually thinks I'm a retard in the market or not. I'm no millionaire by miles but it isn't that hard to make a decent living from it all.
At least I'm not the guy who saved up 73k and decided to short Tesla yesterday and lost ALL of it. Dude probably already killed himself.
31f260 No.2191776
>>2191774
Jaja.
Flirting always seems like fun. I never do it though, and I don't think it would, so I almost become jealous.
I'm weird like that.
88dbe4 No.2191777
>>2191774
Gee, what could that *possibly* be?
7047fd No.2191778
>>2191733
Could become one of them ?
>>2191734
How'd you even meet ?
Oh, so, it is possible to break you then~
261606 No.2191779
>>2191776
ik plaag je maar! misschien moet je het een keer proberen, maakt niet uit met wie
>>2191777
aw, I was hoping you would try to guess..
does that mean you wanna help?
84f4a4 No.2191780
>>2191778
He posted here for a while, i think he came from the /lewd/ board along with a handful others
And yeah I could go for a convincing trap and not feel too bad about it. Anything masculine or manly though and I'm done.
7047fd No.2191781
>>2191780
What about like, Ryan Gosling or something.
88dbe4 No.2191782
>>2191779
Much more fun to make people say it themselves than try to guess.
Well that depends on just what it is, doesn't it?
31f260 No.2191783
Gropy posted in /lewd/, yeah.
>>2191779
Ik weet, ik weet. Heb het gevoel dat ik iets van trots verlies als ik het doe, ook al is er niks mis mee.
Lang leve autistisch-ingebakken nutteloze idealen.
a4bc4d No.2191784
>>2191780
>And yeah I could go for a convincing trap and not feel too bad about it. Anything masculine or manly though and I'm done.
So pretty much like every other "gay" guy here?
>>2191778
I don't have any pics on hand
261606 No.2191785
>>2191782
you want to embarrass me? so mean..
I'll whisper it in your ear
>>2191783
pff een beetje suf inderdaad
denk je dat mensen je niet meer serieus nemen ofzo?
84f4a4 No.2191786
>>2191781
Nah. Like I said, I'd go gay for a convincing trap but that's about it. No trannies pls
>>2191784
Sure, except I don't practice the "traps aren't gay" meme
31f260 No.2191787
>>2191785
Tuurlijk niet, maar ik weet ook niet of dat uitmaakt.
Hoeveel van het geflirt is serieus? Als beide mensen weten dat het niet serieus is, hoef ik niet serieus genomen te worden.
Heb IRL echt helemaal nooit geflirt, en dat zou ik ook echt niet doen, maar dat semi-schadeloze online geflirt lijkt me wel wat... maar het is denk ik gewoon niet aan mij besteed.
>>2191784
>So pretty much like every other "gay" guy here?
I read this as BEING the trap, not wanting one.
31f260 No.2191788
7047fd No.2191789
>>2191784
I'm curious, not impatient.
>>2191786
like this ?
7b7322 No.2191790
Traps are a myth, there are only differently bodied real girls
88dbe4 No.2191791
Hu does want to be a trap, can confirm
31f260 No.2191792
I'm so goddamn bad at telling genders.
Not even traps or anything, even people who don't try to present as a different gender.
Traps will be the death of me.
7047fd No.2191793
Real girls with bonus features.
88dbe4 No.2191794
>>2191785
Not mean enough to stop you from telling me though, apparently.
Go ahead then, I'm waiting
7047fd No.2191795
>>2191792
Netherlands has to be a magical place.
261606 No.2191796
>>2191787
hmm, soms totaal niet serieus en soms wel serieus.. net als irl
het hangt er ook een beetje vanaf wat voor een reacties je krijgt
>>2191794
a little bit mean is okay
a4bc4d No.2191797
>>2191786
Good, cause it is~
>>2191787
I guess it's a mix of both, really
>>2191789
Good, cause it'll be a while~
261606 No.2191798
>>2191794
also I can't say it..
>>2191795
you have no idea!
7047fd No.2191799
I miss Nana
>>2191797
Neat, if I got it right away I wouldn't have anything to look forward to.
At least this way it feels more rewarding.
>>2191798
Maybe I should just go and see for myself.
31f260 No.2191800
>>2191795
How's that?
>>2191797
Guess that works out then.
>>2191796
Ik zou waarschijnlijk prima kunnen flirten in privé, nu ik erover na denk. Is online al wel gebeurt, niet altijd met gewenst resultaat. (Mensen die het te serieus opvatten,)
Hierzo is het me wat te beschamend. Ik geef te veel om de toekijkende rest.
88dbe4 No.2191801
>>2191796
>>2191798
Being mean makes everything more fun.
Why not?
I believe in you, you can do it.
84f4a4 No.2191802
>>2191789
Could work, but a trap can also wear regular clothes rather than this anime shit which I think is kinda silly outside 2d porn
7047fd No.2191803
>>2191800
Well I've never been to any other place that would cause me to feel the way you just described.
31f260 No.2191804
>>2191803
I think being really bad at telling genders is more a me-thing than a local thing. I guess some people here look androgynous, but probably not more than elsewhere.
261606 No.2191805
>>2191799
it can be depending on what you're looking for
>>2191800
ja maar als je nooit flirt dan vatten mensen het super snel verkeerd op!
de toekijkende rest kan juist ook leuk zijn hoor~
>>2191801
I didn't think you were the bully kind of person..
maybe I need some encouragement
a4bc4d No.2191806
>>2191799
That's the most silly thing I've read all day
31f260 No.2191807
>>2191805
Ik het het erg tho, ik spreek vaak genoeg al geen mensen aan als ik met ze praten wil, omdat dat te direct is. ITT!
Ik moet altijd op het juiste moment wachten enzo.
Ik snap dat het juist leuk kan zijn. Ik heb lol in toeklijken, waarom anderen niet? Dus zou het niet erg moeten zijn. Maar fuck.
Also ik ben niet slecht in flirten als het gebeurt, maar voelt te laat om nog in-thread te beginnen, ooit.
88dbe4 No.2191808
>>2191805
Bullying implies they don't want it.
Oh? And here I thought you were *complaining* about me being mean to you.
84f4a4 No.2191809
>>2191797
>Having sex with a man is gay
Nani?!
31f260 No.2191810
>>2191809
Why'd no one ever tell me this?
I feel like if it were true, we'd know by now.
7047fd No.2191811
>>2191802
RPing could be fun, hey.
I don't think I have any non cosplaying traps saved.
>>2191804
I don't think I've seen a single person I couldn't tell the gender of before in real life. or I did without realizing it
>>2191805
Nothing specific really, maybe something will come up once I'm there and get to know it a little.
>>2191806
O-oh.
Okay I said nothing.
261606 No.2191812
>>2191807
oh dat heeft iedereen wel een beetje hoor, alleen jij misschien iets meer wat niet erg is
het maakt me ook niet heel veel uit wat mensen hier denken dus dan is het makkelijk en leuk omdat het niet uitmaakt :3
>>2191808
I definitely want it so I guess that's not the right word then..
will you help me find the right word for what I want?
84f4a4 No.2191813
>>2191810
Right?
>>2191811
>RP
I've had my fair share. I'll stick to irl for good.
a4bc4d No.2191814
>>2191809
Totally straight, especially if you're the trap cause they're actually girls.
Yes, totally.
Makes perfect sense
>>2191811
Good~
31f260 No.2191815
>>2191811
I remember this one time when I just moved to a new city with a new elementary school (Age 9 or 10).
I asked this long-haired girl I didn't know in crafting class "hey girl, can you pass me that thing over there?"
Apparently calling the long-haired male schoolbully a girl isn't a good idea?
31f260 No.2191817
>>2191812
Dan is het makkelijk ja, maar ik geef om dat soort dingen.
Vooral van een specifiek iemand. Bleh.
>>2191813
Right. It's probably a hoax, pay it no mind.
88dbe4 No.2191818
>>2191812
Exactly. I'm not guilty of anything.
I'm pretty sure there's a good few words for what you want.
7047fd No.2191819
>>2191813
I meant irl rp you dum.
>>2191815
ASSERTING DOMINANCE
>>2191814
GOOD.
84f4a4 No.2191820
>>2191814
I could be the first ever 2 meter trap
261606 No.2191821
>>2191817
aa nu ben ik nieuwschierig wie het is..
denk je echt dat het die persoon wat uitmaakt?
>>2191818
don't you think being mean makes you guilty?
make it up to me by telling me the word I'm looking for
84f4a4 No.2191822
>>2191819
Oh, I did that for a bit when I was a kid. But I don't think cosplayers tend to do that much beyond the trademark quirks and things?
31f260 No.2191823
>>2191821
'tis niet een heel goed bewaart geheim, maar ik vind iemand eenzijdig leuk. Het vertellen maakt het misschien alleen maar ongemakkelijk voor de ander.
Also nee. Waarschijnlijk niet.
>>2191819
He sure did.
Thank fuck I was almost done with elementary. Those 1.5 years weren't the nicest.
88dbe4 No.2191824
>>2191821
Certainly not when you admit to liking it.
I think you're just looking for dick, anon.
261606 No.2191825
>>2191823
oeh lastig.. in dat geval is het misschien beter om het niet te vertellen idd
>>2191824
I don't remember that, it must be the heat..
ah I think you're right!
ef67c0 No.2191826
is it bad if people say you reek of cum
7047fd No.2191827
>>2191822
Iunno, I've never met any.
>>2191823
You have to hit back...you have to hit back hard.
ef67c0 No.2191828
it shouldnt smell if u swallow right
7047fd No.2191829
As long as you keep your mouth closed.
31f260 No.2191830
>>2191826
Depends on your further wants.
>>2191828
Mints.
>>2191827
I was young for the class, small for my age, light for my height and weak for my weight.
I wasn't gonna do jack shit.
>>2191825
Mhm. Anders zou ik het wel hebben verteld.
84f4a4 No.2191831
>>2191827
Thought you were into the whole animecon memes?
88dbe4 No.2191832
>>2191825
You're clearly delirious. Somebody aught to set you straight.
Thank you, it was an extremely hard guess.
7047fd No.2191833
>>2191830
It's about the message.
>>2191831
I mean I'd go if I had anyone to go with, without having to fly across half the world.
261606 No.2191834
>>2191830
en je weet heeel zeker dat je geen kans hebt? of if het een beetje gecompliceerd..?
>>2191832
my face is pretty red, I hope it's not a heatstroke
and will you give it to me..?
88dbe4 No.2191835
>>2191828
it shouldn't smell if you shower
31f260 No.2191836
>>2191834
Technisch gezien weet ik het niet zeker. Niet 100%.
Ik weet niet hoe gecompliceerd het is. Voor mij niet heel erg, voor mij is't duidelijk wat ik zou willen.
>>2191833
If the message is "I can't hit for shit", I don't think I wanted it to be passed along. And since I was new to that school, I didn't have any friends who could help, either. Or any friends for that matter.
Got tons better when I got to middle school though.
261606 No.2191837
>>2191836
zou je het dan niet tenminste willen proberen! je weet nooit wat er van komt
88dbe4 No.2191838
>>2191834
Maybe you should turn around and hide your face in the pillow just to be sure.
I could probably be convinced to do that.
31f260 No.2191839
>>2191837
Wat willen proberen?
ef67c0 No.2191840
>>2191839
Hoi, heb je zin om 'n keer iets te drinken?
31f260 No.2191841
>>2191840
Wat een suggestie ineens. Heb al anderhalf jaar geen slok gehad.
Guess it's alright tho, maar ik heb het liefst iemand om tegen te praten dan. Verbaal.
261606 No.2191842
>>2191838
okidoki, sounds easy enough!
I'll do whatever it takes~
>>2191839
of het niet misschien iets zou kunnen worden ofzo! maar daar heb je vast al over nagedacht..
7047fd No.2191843
>>2191836
If you're gonna resist every time, even if you won't win, it will wear them off and they'll leave you alone.
ef67c0 No.2191844
huh had je niet vorige week bier ofzo
31f260 No.2191845
>>2191842
Oh ja, heb al gezegt hoe ik me voel enzo.
>>2191844
Nee joh. Ik drink echt nooit, en al helemaal geen bier.
>>2191843
I guess there's truth in that.
Running hasn't failed me often tho.
ef67c0 No.2191846
>>2191845
wat
wat herrinner ik me dan
iemand met jan
wat
nee
wat
huh
31f260 No.2191847
88dbe4 No.2191848
>>2191842
Make sure your rear's still up though. Just uh... in case.
Wow, anything? I didn't think you'd be *that* eager.
88dbe4 No.2191849
Is the dutch word for what really just wat
goddamn it dutch
31f260 No.2191850
>>2191849
The English word for wat is just 'what'.
ef67c0 No.2191851
>>2191847
Hertog Jan! Uit blik!
Vorige vrijdag!
31f260 No.2191852
>Old English hwæt, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch wat and German was, from an Indo-European root shared by Latin 'quod' .
>>2191851
Oh god, nee echt niet. Geen druppel, belooft.
261606 No.2191853
>>2191845
ahh oké
ik begin trek te krijgen, wat staat er op het menu?
>>2191848
mhm, just in case~
almost anything.. but definitely a lot okay..!
88dbe4 No.2191855
>>2191850
Literally 2dum to spell our words.
31f260 No.2191856
I'm so much better at typing in English than typing in Dutch. Bleh.
>>2191853
Ik eet de meeste dagen niet of bijna tbh.
>>2191854
>Someone drank
You didn't IMMEDIATELY THINK OF TOKI?
ffs
31f260 No.2191857
>>2191855
Apparently it's indo-european though.
88dbe4 No.2191858
I like how I can understand far more of what ikt says than the other two dutch.
ef67c0 No.2191860
>>2191858
That's because my vocabulary is extremely limited.
31f260 No.2191861
>>2191858
I'm doing my best for that. Most of what I've said is private.
>>2191859
This is on you, yo.
But what's this drinking plan?
ef67c0 No.2191862
>>2191861
ask your crush out for some hard liquor
88dbe4 No.2191863
>>2191853
I think I've ran out of ways to make this vaguely sexual without just outright cybering someone publicly.
>>2191860
Well shit. I just wanted to make a joke about u dum or something.
>>2191861
Dutch auto-translates exceedingly well.
ef67c0 No.2191864
>>2191863
I'm efficient at communication.
31f260 No.2191865
>>2191863
Yeah, I figured. But if people do that, they do. I'm mindful of that as well. I could intentionally throw in errors, but then... I dunno. But fuck that.
>>2191862
I meant your drinking plan, where you invited me.
Also no, lol.
ef67c0 No.2191866
>>2191865
im too awkward for that
261606 No.2191867
>>2191856
ehh krijgt je geen trek dan? je moet wel eten suffie
>>2191863
aw, I had fun though
going to grab dinner, byebye
31f260 No.2191868
>>2191867
Ik eet VEEL te weinig. Echt veeel te weinig.
Moet eigelijk naar huisarts, maar ik ken de oorzaak zelf ook wel.
Smakelijk.
ef67c0 No.2191869
88dbe4 No.2191870
>>2191864
Your're efficient at being a fag.
>>2191867
Likewise, but it has its limits.
Enjoy
ef67c0 No.2191872
>>2191868
Gij ook smakelijk!
31f260 No.2191873
>>2191872
Ik ga niet eten!
ef67c0 No.2191874
>>2191873
Te laat ik heb al een doner schotel voor je besteld.
31f260 No.2191875
>>2191874
Als dat nou toch es waar was.
Ga je dat drinkgedoe nu gewoon negeren of wat?
ef67c0 No.2191876
a4bc4d No.2191878
Just meet up and drink some beer, then suck each other off. You know you want to!
a4bc4d No.2191879
Goddamn aquafresh everywhere in here
31f260 No.2191880
Fuck no, I don't like beer.
88dbe4 No.2191881
Do it ikt
I believe in you
88dbe4 No.2191882
>>2191880
>Just meet up and drink some gay girly drinks, then suck each other off. You know you want to!
what's your excuse now?
a4bc4d No.2191883
>>2191880
Did people tell you you're a huge gay yet? Cause only fags don't like beer
31f260 No.2191884
>>2191882
-> >>2191880
>>2191883
My excuse for not drinking beer and sucking ikt's dick is not linking beer, isn't that enough reason to believe I'm straight?
31f260 No.2191886
>>2191882
Oh shit I misread.
I've never had a 'girl drink'
88dbe4 No.2191887
>>2191883
tfw you're gay for wanting to drink hard liquor instead of beer
since I'm not a gigantic fucking faggot I'm not addicted to the feeling of being filled up that beer gives you, you gay
31f260 No.2191888
31f260 No.2191889
I dislike all alcoholic drinks I've had so far, that's why I only drink strong stuff. Best get it over with.
88dbe4 No.2191890
>>2191886
I mean it's not like they're possible to *dislike*. It's just sweet, alcohol masking cocktails.
4e3497 No.2191891
sober 23 years now
god bless
9b5784 No.2191892
>>2191889
Do alcohol by way of enema.
You won't taste a thing.
4e3497 No.2191893
31f260 No.2191894
>>2191890
I feel like my reaction of "I'm sensitive" isn't gonna do me any freakin' good here.
Seriously though, there's almost no food I dislike, but I'm extremely picky about my drinks.
>>2191892
I already get more enemas than I care for. No thanks.
9b5784 No.2191895
>>2191894
>TFW you will never have a gallon of warm dog cum injected into your ass
a4bc4d No.2191897
>>2191887
I just like the taste of a good beer. Hate being drunk, fuck that shit
>>2191891
That's a good girl
4e3497 No.2191898
>>2191897
nigga what the fuck did you just call me
31f260 No.2191899
>>2191895
Okay, apart from all the moral stuff, what's stopping you?
>>2191897
>I just like the taste of a good beer. Hate being drunk, fuck that shit
I was told people like this didn't exist.
I keep hearing "You're not SUPPOSED to like beer, no one does. Just drink it."
>>2191896
Restless. Gotta shower, but I don't feel like leaving thread. Also bored as heck while at it.
You?
9b5784 No.2191900
>>2191899
I can not procure enough dogs for such a thing.
>Being a moralfag
a4bc4d No.2191901
>>2191898
A girl you gigantic homolady
>>2191899
Don't drink fucking trash beer, really. Plenty good beer exists.
31f260 No.2191902
>>2191900
I'm way worse than the average moralfag.
How many dogs are required?
>>2191901
I've not drank enough alcohol to experiment a lot.
None of my close friends drink. And I'm not drinking alone.
4e3497 No.2191903
>>2191901
i'm gonna snuggle you to death
a4bc4d No.2191904
>>2191902
Wouldn't call having one beer "drinking"
a4bc4d No.2191905
>>2191903
cutiepie cuddle slut~
9b5784 No.2191906
>>2191902
Enough to get me a gallon or more of cum.
88dbe4 No.2191907
>good beer exists
the dankest meme
the truth is you just keep drinking shit beer trying to find the 'good' stuff until you get used to it
>>2191897
how retarded
cccb35 No.2191908
>>2191899
just got home as you can tell, and I also just finished having a sandwich, and it was a good sandwich
also bored too but then again when am I not
88dbe4 No.2191909
being bored in 2019 is pretty dum tbh
I've been horribly bored all day kill me
31f260 No.2191910
>>2191904
Well, if I'm not doing it for the alcohol, why bother with beer?
>>2191908
>When am I not?
Sympatico
Sandwich huh... I might go for a sub. Haven't in a while, and it closes early here, so if I want to, I should go soon-ish.
a4bc4d No.2191911
>>2191907
Some are still significantly better than others
>>2191910
Cause beer is good, silly
31f260 No.2191912
>>2191911
That seems to be the uncommon opinion.
Anyway, I promised myself not to drink alcohol if I have no one to vocally talk with. (not just chat)
cccb35 No.2191913
>>2191910
you should eat it
you may be bored now, but you shall momentarily be occupied by the pleasant taste of that sandwich
31f260 No.2191914
>>2191913
Well, I eat very, very little lately. Should have that checked out.
Also slowly when otherwise occupied, like when chatting.
They do make good subs here though.
cccb35 No.2191915
>>2191914
me too desu
though I'm not sure what you mean by 'lately' but in my case it's for the past 2-3 months
doesn't help that the aforementioned enjoyment brought from eating only occurs sometimes, and it certainly does not make up for my chronic sickness I appear to have been struck with
88dbe4 No.2191916
>>2191911
nah
most of the ones people claim are good are shit too
i sleep
a4bc4d No.2191918
>>2191916
Maybe you're just a faggot~
ni ni slut
31f260 No.2191919
>>2191915
Eating has always been come-and-go for me. I got something permanent with my intestines, myself. Causes funky stuff.
In the past few weeks though, there's been a couple of days I didn't eat at all. I just don't get a sense of hunger, and I find it hard to eat when I'm not feeling hungry. Forcing myself to eat never feels like a genius idea
>>2191917
MAKE UP YOUR MINDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ef67c0 No.2191920
>>2191919
hello can i delete that post
31f260 No.2191921
4e3497 No.2191922
I've gained 7 lbs from stress eating lol
173
9b5784 No.2191924
>>2191922
I broke 225 recently.
31f260 No.2191925
I'm magically stuck at 150-ish pound while being 6'1.
If I eat a lot, it doesn't go up.
If I get periods where I have days I don't eat, it doesn't go down.
3b60f5 No.2191926
>>2191925
do you do a lot of exercise
31f260 No.2191927
cccb35 No.2191928
>>2191919
aye I feel
I've not been to an actual medical professional yet since I think it's nothing more than a loss of appetite brought about by heat
31f260 No.2191929
>>2191928
Heat causes loss of appetite? Because that would explain a lot, actually.
Guess it makes sense.. Huh. Thanks.
cccb35 No.2191930
>>2191929
I don't know if it does universally, some people have told me it actually increases theirs, but evidently it does for me
I'm still eating at least once a day so I'm daijoubu, no major weight loss either
9b5784 No.2191932
>>2191931
I am not about to post more photos of me here. There are too many out there as is.
31f260 No.2191933
>>2191930
I'm not worried about weightless, but I've had a TON of stress lately, and I've been diagnosed with... something akin to 'risk of depression' because I'm showing many signs, though not the most worrisome ones. Figured that might be part of it.
But my period of eating THIS little coincides too well with the ongoing heatwaves. That's.. slightly reassuring.
4e3497 No.2191934
>>2191932
but you're good looking
9b5784 No.2191935
>>2191934
You just want nudes or something, don't you, pup?
ef67c0 No.2191936
31f260 No.2191937
Out to get food. BRB.
>>2191936
YOU'RE NICE!
What's nice?
4e3497 No.2191938
>>2191935
too much pain/stress to care about that right now tbh
9b5784 No.2191939
>>2191938
And to think I would have acquiesced.
4e3497 No.2191940
>>2191939
blatant lie
i've asked before
9b5784 No.2191941
>>2191940
I suppose we'll never know.
8b5130 No.2191942
ef67c0 No.2191943
8aa0e9 No.2191944
8b5130 No.2191945
>>2191943
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
31f260 No.2191946
8b5130 No.2191947
>>2191946
why would you outnumber me
31f260 No.2191948
>>2191947
Have you seen you?
31f260 No.2191949
>>2191947
I still got this file, posted by you. Same vibes.
8b5130 No.2191950
>>2191948
what is this psychological question
31f260 No.2191951
>>2191950
If you had seen you, like we have, you wouldn't question it.
8b5130 No.2191952
>>2191949
>>2191951
I'd be more mad but im trying to watch a romcom anime soon
how u
31f260 No.2191953
>>2191952
Which one?
Also post updated tokipics
8aa0e9 No.2191956
My car parts came in^^ yayyyy
8b5130 No.2191957
>>2191953
shigatsu wa kimi no uso
uh here i guess
>>2191954
y e s
ef67c0 No.2191958
31f260 No.2191959
>>2191957
>shigatsu wa kimi no uso
Oh shit. It's one of only 3 tens on my obligatory list.
What the fuck is with the spoiler image placeholder lol
ef67c0 No.2191960
>>2191956
ow what did you get for it!
what do you drive actually
31f260 No.2191961
>>2191958
You're such a fucking memelord holy shit.
Normally I avoid Dutch people on the internet for exactly that reason
post iktipics
8aa0e9 No.2191962
>>2191960
4 wheel brake kit. I think the calipers are red n sexy now, but I gotta crack everything open.
8b5130 No.2191963
>>2191958
/dap/
/fleks/
/jiet/
/biem/
thank u for coming to my ted talk
>>2191959
watch it rn or i will hit u
idk its not cute at all so i want it gone
MODS MODS MODS
ef67c0 No.2191964
>>2191961
i hate me too thank you
31f260 No.2191965
>>2191963
>watch it rn or i will hit u
I JUST SAID IT'S A TEN ON MY LIST, YOU FUCK.
>>2191964
From you it's almost endearing actually.
Otherwise we wouldn't be talkin'
ef67c0 No.2191966
>>2191962
woop that's nice
race car brakes!
31f260 No.2191967
>>2191964
>That sign.
I saw that post earlier today. 10/10
8b5130 No.2191968
>>2191965
sorry mommy uwu
are u going on holiday or stayin here in the marsh
4e3497 No.2191969
31f260 No.2191970
>>2191968
I'm going to Limburg voor a week. I'm not one for vacation...
But my mom and sisters invited me, and there's a special significance to this one.
8b5130 No.2191971
>>2191969
thank you
i am the greatest android
>>2191970
ah well thats belgium anyway
i hope you enjoy ur family time
im going to england and germany soon
31f260 No.2191972
>>2191971
Family time is the one good part about that week, honestly.
Where in England? And for how long? Excited?
8b5130 No.2191973
>>2191972
owh is the rest so bad then question mark
uhh a week
and im not saying where
ye
gonna go #pubnation and relax at monasteries or something
8aa0e9 No.2191974
>>2191966
New brakes were my only concern really when I first bought it and now they're kinda squooshy so I figured with inspection and all my shit this month that I should just do them. And I didn't wanna do just 2 at a time cause that's just how I am lol
wew I'mma have to polish my wheels so the red will pop thru the rims^^
31f260 No.2191975
>>2191973
I'm just very easily bored, is all. I hope we can find a solution to that over there.
>Not saying where.
wow ok
31f260 No.2191976
Sorry Britposters, I tried.
8b5130 No.2191977
>>2191975
just take a lot of naps and drink or eat ice cream
i am a delicate flower who needs to stay secret in order to survive
ef67c0 No.2191978
>>2191967
een onuitstaanbare mix van furry-memes, tumblr-memes en nedermemes :ok_hand:
>>2191974
so new brake pads and calipers too? very nice
i want a new car tbqh
31f260 No.2191979
>>2191978
Kortom fantastisch.
>>2191977
You're just going to meet up with Loco and don't want people to know, gotcha.
8aa0e9 No.2191980
>>2191978
yup all new pads, calipers, rotors. Was like 500 for all 4 wheels.
Then I gotta get a new bumper and get that shit detailed and it'll be brand new.
Been interested in a short shifter but idk
8b5130 No.2191981
>>2191979
take away this slander ye foul man
31f260 No.2191982
>>2191981
I don't want to remove my reply to ikti, so I spoilered it so people can't see it.
ef67c0 No.2191983
>>2191979
Jammer genoeg komt er geen bitterballengarnituur bij, anders was het sowieso 10 van de 10.
>>2191981
What are you gonna do with Loco!
>>2191980
Oh wow rotors too heck, pretty much everything.
What's in it? Also manual, I assume.
8b5130 No.2191984
>>2191982
you have forced my hand
i will deploy the juice meme
>>>>
>>2191983
n i e t s
ef67c0 No.2191985
31f260 No.2191986
>>2191984
>juice
>milk
You'll never be half the memelord ikti is.
>>2191983
Misschien toch, als compensatie voor de overlast
31f260 No.2191987
>>2191984
>n i e t s
Then why bother going to his place?
8aa0e9 No.2191988
>>2191983
What's in it? It's just a 4-banger. 2.4L I think it's the same engine Toyota uses in their Rav 4s.
Yeah it's a 2008 Scion tC 5-speed.
8b5130 No.2191989
>>2191985
it me
>>2191986
>>2191987
milk is just cow juice prove me wrongk
ENGLAND IS LIKE SUPER BIG AND LOCO IS SPANISH AND TINY
31f260 No.2191990
>>2191989
>Prove me wrong
I can't.
>Tiny
How tall toki?
ef67c0 No.2191991
>>2191986
Kolere je hebt gelijk ook nog.
Misschien toch effe de frituur aan zetten straks, wat bitterballen lijken me idd lekker.
Ik zit al aan de bier dus :ok_hand:
>>2191988
Mmh I don't know American brands but that looks plenty neato
>"just a 4-banger"
>2.4L
Meanwhile, in Econobox® Europe, 1.6L 4-bangers all around.
>>2191989
It me too
31f260 No.2191992
>>2191991
Tuurlijk.
Ik ben zelf aan de Subway. Dubbel vlees.
>zit al aan de bier
>be ikti
>Invite fort for drinks
>wait lmao just kidding
>chooses to drink alone
8aa0e9 No.2191993
>>2191991
It's Japanese. Scion is an offshoot of Toyota.
Oh snap, I didn't know lol Maybe that's why I have such a big gas tank for a small car lol I shit brix everytime I fill up cause I'm expecting like a 10 gallon tank and it keeps going.
161hp is pretty good for what I'm paying for this thing. I'm really happy with it.
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>>2191990
so im right and deserve the nobel price
ill have the one milli danku
like 6 american
>>2191991
lets be it together
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