098f1c No.2172472
Salute, o Satana
O ribellione,
O forza vindice
De la ragione!
169345 No.2172477
098f1c No.2172478
>>2172477
The other biblical demons are too vague to properly worship
32b545 No.2172479
>>2172478
kill yourself
only edgy kids worship satan
169345 No.2172480
>>2172478
my higher power is my office chair... it comforts me and gives me rest
32b545 No.2172481
I will, however, sell my soul to satan if he buys me Overwatch
03db2c No.2172482
>>2172481
Sell your body to get overwatch
169345 No.2172483
ive heard santa has better resources for that sort of thing... since were tapping non existent mythos
e6d37f No.2172484
366f9d No.2172486
>>2172468
If someone else wants to pay me to live here they can, sure.
03db2c No.2172487
Santa has the same letters as Satan
32b545 No.2172489
>>2172482
hell no, I'm Catholic and pre-marital sex is evil
169345 No.2172490
>>2172485
neat...
>>2172487
pure coincidence
15dfe6 No.2172491
>>2172490
well, relatively
I'm happy
03db2c No.2172492
>>2172489
What a fucking square lol
32b545 No.2172493
>>2172492
its hip to be square
169345 No.2172494
>>2172491
a new sound profile sometimes makes all the difference. whatdya get?
32b545 No.2172495
>>2172491
are u piano holo
15dfe6 No.2172496
>>2172494
M50x
I wanted something flat because I kinda want to get into sound design and mixing, but not too flat that music would be boring.
>>2172495
Am piano.
098f1c No.2172497
>>2172486
So... you and Nezi, eh?
15dfe6 No.2172498
>>2172495
oh, wait no
I am Cato holo
Space rock holo
169345 No.2172499
>>2172496
they have a good sound, had a pair of them myself...
AT makes some good gear
i been with a plantronics set tho for a year or so
32b545 No.2172500
366f9d No.2172501
>>2172497
He pays me money to live here, and he doesn't drink so I don'y have to worry about my booze collection.
098f1c No.2172502
Holy shit dude.
I'd say don't quit your day job, but you're a deadbeat too.
169345 No.2172503
e6d37f No.2172504
098f1c No.2172505
>>2172501
I take you for an easygoing person. Do you share your space well?
15dfe6 No.2172506
>>2172500
Rain and harmonica thing are too loud
give that harmonica thing a few more notes, also consecutive whole/half notes should be jazzed up a bit
32b545 No.2172507
>>2172502
kill yourself its a fucking hobby
326e12 No.2172508
>>2172492
Maybe 10 chapters in? I don't remember exactly.
32b545 No.2172509
>>2172502
also i want constructive crtiticism you cuck
366f9d No.2172510
>>2172505
It's a three bedroom house. I'm sure there are days neither of us will realize the other is there.
098f1c No.2172511
>>2172509
Don't make music. The world is already oversaturated with half-baked wannabe "musicians," that rip samples and think FL studio is a legitimate platform.
03db2c No.2172512
>>2172508
Who's your favorite
098f1c No.2172513
>>2172510
Do you two share anything in common outside of the threads?
32b545 No.2172514
>>2172511
>ripping samples
never used a sample before
>FL studio isn't a legitimate DAW
Yeah that's why Post Malone uses it. He's soooo unsuccessful
32b545 No.2172515
>>2172506
also btw I read this
thanks but idk what harmonic thing
03db2c No.2172516
All I wanna do is crash that corn
098f1c No.2172517
>>2172514
Are you writing, recording and importing the instrumentals yourself?
366f9d No.2172518
sorry been doing homework
>>2172459
-pets-
>>2172458
yeah nibba
>>2172461
solid epic meme xd
>>2172468
it's just me and tracer
he's straight and I do not have a boyfriend
i was actually trying to get laid at AX lul
didn't work out tho
098f1c No.2172519
>ALSO REFERENCING POST MALONE AS A VALID MUSICIAN
My god, dude. Your power level is showing
03db2c No.2172520
32b545 No.2172521
>>2172517
No. I use soundfounts, not recordings. But I compose everything. Except like 3 of my songs
>>2172519
You're one of those retarded hipsters who think Rap isn't real music aren't you?
32b545 No.2172522
>>2172520
well have you ever listened to him? He's very successful. I'd say he's a valid musician.
32b545 No.2172524
i bet you're one of those guys that think that electronic music isn't real music just because its made on the computer.
098f1c No.2172525
>>2172518
Should have come through Phoenix.
Weren't you just laughing at threaders living together a few months ago?
>>2172521
>soundfounts
Samples, you retard. Samples.
And rap is a perfectly valid form of music. Looping the same six notes and filling your 250 word song with 200 expletives does not for musical talent make
You know what you and tofu have in common?
You're both fucking tasteless.
03db2c No.2172526
>>2172522
>He's successful
So is lil pump, and lil uzi vert, and garbage ass lil xan.
098f1c No.2172527
Ted Bundy was successful at what he set out to do
It didn't make it good
32b545 No.2172528
>>2172525
Yeah cause Death Grips has no talent
And I know how to play bass guitar, guitar, keyboard, clarinet, and saxophone. In highschool I was 1st tenor sax in jazz band
098f1c No.2172529
>>2172528
You should really apologize to your parents for wasting all that money. Instruments aren't cheap.
366f9d No.2172530
>>2172513
If not for the threads I doubt we would've met.
It took him a good 3 years for me to trust him enough to even meet up.
And my only personality trait is drinking, so no.
A bonus is he says he'll clean the house so there's that too.
098f1c No.2172531
>>2172530
You got shorted. He was willing to perform sexual favors just to live in my guest room.
I'm happy he's out of his grandparents house, though. Thanks for taking our little Nezi in.
Please introduce him to The Kraken for me, or at the very least a decent glass of Glenfidditch or some other mid-level scotch.
32b545 No.2172532
>>2172529
clarinet and sax were free with the music program
My mom DID buy me a bass and a guitar. About 600 bucks in total.
I'm pretty good at all of those
366f9d No.2172533
>>2172530
yeah I like cleaning but I don't know anything about products or stuff so some help with what to use would be nice~
>took me three years to trust him
i'm that autistic huh~?
>>2172525
I don't remember doing that...
>should have come through phoenix
I can't rent a car until I'm 25 fam
plus I was there for AX, I was only there 4 days
15dfe6 No.2172534
>>2172515
Maybe a sax?
Around the 0:57 mark
it is playing a bunch of quarter notes. It could come down a little for the part where it is playing background to the piano
366f9d No.2172535
>>2172531
If he wants to step out and actually start drinking you know I have the good shit.
I won't start him on anything great though. Cocktails to get used to the drink before slowly getting to scotch.
Plus he's an ultra baby and doesn't want to drink anyway.
>>2172533
I'll tell you what to clean with, sure.
No, I just don't trust anyone.
32b545 No.2172536
>>2172533
can you pls buy me overwatch
098f1c No.2172537
>>2172532
Keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll be the next Post Malone.
>>2172533
I think we were talking about Squash.
>until I'm 25
You're still not? I was 19/20 when I started shitposting with you dudes. I'm 26. That would have definitely made you jailbait when we met.
...how old are you Nezi?
We're you even legal when I came to Florida?
>>2172536
Are you not making enough royalties on your totally original and not hacky music career?...
32b545 No.2172538
>>2172537
I suck at vocals so no. And it's literally just a hobby
098f1c No.2172539
>>2172535
Start him like any other new drinker. 4loko or Steel Reserve, or even plastic bottle vodka mixed with soda in a thirstbuster.
No but really, get that dude an Adios MotherFucker and watch him not realize he's getting drunk.
098f1c No.2172540
>>2172538
You should find another hobby.
32b545 No.2172541
>>2172540
you should find A hobby
32b545 No.2172542
I mean at least I do something productive.
and NO, drinking and chatting with autists on the internet isn't a hobby
366f9d No.2172543
>>2172539
>Start him like any other new drinker. 4loko or Steel Reserve, or even plastic bottle vodka mixed with soda in a thirstbuster.
I refuse, I'm not that cruel. Jack and coke, and screwdrivers with Svedka as an intro. 4 to 1 ratio for the lady.
Pretty sure he'd be upset enough to move out if I tricked him into drinking. I'll let him take the first step.
366f9d No.2172544
>>2172535
understandable
i once trusted a thot and was all feelsbadman afterwards
>>2172536
why would I "buy" it I have 5 accounts
no
go away
>>2172537
I was 17 when I joined here for ~5 months before I turned 18
I am 23 now
when you came to florida? I don't remember tbh but I'm pretty sure I was, cause I was suicidal for most of those 5 months
32b545 No.2172545
>>2172544
give me one pls
why would you have 5 anyway
also I'll let you live with me so you don't get your juice spiked with alcohol
098f1c No.2172546
>>2172542
>"Productive" - Adj. - "Achieving or Producing a significant amount or result"
Keep telling yourself that.
>>2172543
If you're gonna start him on a half-mix anyway, give that fucker the Kraken! He'll never be able to STOP drinking.
>>2172544
...Nezi, I already feel bad enough about being a sheep to my dad on that trip and missing an opportunity to coffee with your beautiful ass, you can't tell me you were dealing with an episode... Now I just want to hug you.
366f9d No.2172547
>>2172544
Well yeah. You can't trust a woman until you have her sign a prenuptial agreement. Or any other paperwork agreeing not to duck you over.
366f9d No.2172548
>>2172546
Kraken and coke? Good idea. Shits like candy.
32b545 No.2172549
>>2172546
Haha, cause making music for fun isn't more productive than drinking and spending all day on 8chan
098f1c No.2172550
>>2172548
That's my go-to if I'm mixing. Kraken and Vanilla Coke is literally candy in a cup.
>>2172549
Thanks to being genuinely productive, I get 8 consecutive paid weeks off a year, 12 total. I paid my dues. Now I can sit around in the summers, get hammered, do as I please and get paid for it.
366f9d No.2172551
>>2172550
That or Dr pepper. Just need to get some good ice to go with it too.
32b545 No.2172552
>>2172550
There's only 12 weeks in a year you retard
098f1c No.2172553
>>2172551
I made ice cubes out of slightly watered down kahlua a couple weeks ago to chill my coffee because fuck drinking hot coffee in 100+ degree weather.
It was pretty fucking great.
32b545 No.2172554
if I go to prison I'm using flexseal on my asshole
6f4afc No.2172556
Heard y'all worshipping Satan.
32b545 No.2172557
hmmm who would've thought that a shitposter would make a shitpost?
098f1c No.2172559
>>2172557
>"I was only pretending to be retarded"
6f4afc No.2172560
>>2172558
It's surprising how nice cable tv is here thank satan
366f9d No.2172561
>>2172546
oh yeah I was about to an hero lul
I'm fine now but all that abuse and w/e fucked me up for a long time
>>2172547
aye
my dad found that out the hard way :^)
32b545 No.2172562
>>2172559
it seems like you aren't pretending, tbh
366f9d No.2172563
>>2172553
I'm actually thinking of making my own kahlua with Karmen rum. And I bet. Actually make my own iris h cream too. So I'll have the best white Russian in the world.
>>2172561
Hah, poor bastard
098f1c No.2172564
>>2172561
Nezi, if you're ever thinking about an heroing again, I need you to make me a promise.
>>2172563
You... make your own... Irish cream?
Tracer do you and nezi wanna pack your shit up and come live with me? We'll never have to be sober again.
6f4afc No.2172565
>>2172562
Is your girlfriend looking for someone yet
a7ea81 No.2172566
>be me
>ate too much
>"well, i guess ill eat yogurt. that should help"
32b545 No.2172567
326e12 No.2172568
>>2172508
I lied, it was 24 chapters now 25, I'm all caught up.
Favorite is hard to choose.
03db2c No.2172569
I-I think I see the gun now
32b545 No.2172570
my ban can be appealed in like 16 hours so can i get a farewell party in hear?
366f9d No.2172571
>>2172564
I make my own irish cream. Old recipie. Would be easier if you paid to live with me. But hey got plenty of booze.
Want to know how to make it?
03db2c No.2172572
>>2172568
Last one that I read was 24
They must have translated the next one
098f1c No.2172573
>>2172569
I too, like The Boondocks
>>2172570
God riddance
>>2172571
I won't ever step foot in the state of Florida again for as long as I live.
I do, actually. This could probably alleviate my boredom over the next three weeks.
32b545 No.2172574
>>2172571
who would pay to live with a gay retard cancer patient like you? If anything, you should pay US to live with you
098f1c No.2172575
6f4afc No.2172576
>>2172567
We're both Albanian, does she read animus?
32b545 No.2172577
32b545 No.2172578
>>2172575
who even are you? I'm more relevant than you and i've been here literally 2 days
03db2c No.2172579
>>2172573
I didn't think anyone would get that
I got all 3 seasons on DVD. Im watching right meow
326e12 No.2172580
>>2172572
I think I like satou, damaged people are cute.
6f4afc No.2172581
>>2172577
Who even are you in the first place
32b545 No.2172582
>>2172581
someone who literally everyone hates
366f9d No.2172583
>>2172573
I'll get it to you the next time I see you then. Will you be here tomorrow night?
>>2172574
Sorry, too busy playing overwatch
32b545 No.2172584
>>2172583
fuck you, you know that I can't afford overwatch
can you buy it for me
6f4afc No.2172585
Is it sci in the op
I only even recognise media and he won't say hi..
a7ea81 No.2172586
Hey... i need another copy.
6f4afc No.2172587
098f1c No.2172588
>>2172583
Probably. Wife is working evenings this month so I've got 8 hours of sitting around doing nothing but drinking and vidya. I feel my time is better spent here.
>>2172585
I'm the OP
32b545 No.2172589
someone buy me overwatch
>>2172588
makes sense that you're a faggot then
366f9d No.2172591
>>2172584
I can, yes. As I have a lot of excess money.
>>2172588
Sounds good then. I'll have it all written out for you then. Want the Kailua recipe too?
a7ea81 No.2172592
Im starting a patreon for my overwatch. Im thinkin, if yous can jus donate like a dollar each i should hav enough
32b545 No.2172593
>>2172590
you guys got nae nae'd by croatia
169345 No.2172594
im back niga... did yall miss me
dont be silly, of course not
098f1c No.2172595
>>2172591
Nah. I'm not the biggest fan of coffee liqueur. I bought it for a party then iced it to get rid of it.
Appreciate you, though.
>>2172594
I missed you, Sama <3
32b545 No.2172596
>>2172595
no one will miss you when you die
169345 No.2172597
>>2172592
ima keep mai dollar k thnx bai
638a80 No.2172598
>>2172593
don't care really
you've been here for quite some time now why don't you go to sleep desu
6f4afc No.2172599
>>2172588
We're both the anime youve posted.
>>2172590
Good evening's to you pal
Hi >>2172590
a7ea81 No.2172600
oky.... .... il settle for oliver watch
32b545 No.2172601
>>2172598
its only 7 PM and I haven't had dinner yet
169345 No.2172602
>>2172595
aww... just for that you can have a taco
098f1c No.2172603
>>2172596
No shit, sherlock. Any more existential wisdom for me?
>>2172602
Bitchin.
32b545 No.2172604
>>2172603
yeah
u're mum gay fag
169345 No.2172605
70 dollar watch niga are you even trying
>>2172603
youse good ppl
760ffa No.2172606
>not buying a pocket watch in 2018
32b545 No.2172607
>>2172605
buy me overwatch pls
098f1c No.2172608
>>2172605
You should wait to get to know me before making that assumption.
169345 No.2172610
>>2172606
spent a small fortune on pocket watches i done broke all those niggas
>>2172607
lol nope, ill buy you a copy of candy crush foo
>>2172608
they say im too trusting, maybe theyre onto something
a7ea81 No.2172611
>>2172605
i dont have a phone. i need a watch.
03db2c No.2172612
>>2172580
She's my favorite too.
I love when she finds ways to fuck with someone so badly.
32b545 No.2172613
>>2172611
you could get a smartphone for like 60 bucks LMAO
a7ea81 No.2172614
>>2172613
its cool. i think i have a fliphone somewhere i can use.
638a80 No.2172615
>>2172599
hello what are you up to
there was something else I was going to say to you but I forgot what it was
366f9d No.2172616
>>2172564
unlikely
it was a situational thing cause of abuse
daijoubu~
but sure!
366f9d No.2172617
098f1c No.2172618
>>2172616
If you're on the brink, come see me first. I'll show you why life is worth living, no matter the circumstance.
>>2172617
Cheers, man.
Also post face because curiosity
760ffa No.2172619
6f4afc No.2172620
>>2172615
It's alright I've gotta go but we can catch up tomorrow if you want and remember
169345 No.2172621
>>2172619
ikr... me and watches dont get along in general.
i dont care if its the 4 dollar seiko or the 8k rolex i will break that shit with a quickness
169345 No.2172622
im the same way with shoes and cell phones too
760ffa No.2172623
>>2172621
>>2172622
Christ on a stick Sama
098f1c No.2172624
How even?
I've had the same pair of Doc Martins for ... it's been nine fucking years now. I was homeless in those shits and they still held up.
169345 No.2172625
once got a nice pair of 300 dollar blue jeans and ripped the crotch out in 4 days. store wouldnt take a return
366f9d No.2172626
>>2172618
Just ask Nezi how ruggedly handsome i am.
638a80 No.2172627
>>2172620
alright goodbye then
for the record I know for a fact I will not remember
32b545 No.2172628
I HAD FUCKING 47 BUCKS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT BUT NOW MY MOM HAS GOT ME 1K IN THE HOLE
098f1c No.2172629
Nezi go take a picture of tracer and upload it for me
or you could send it to me. Pretty sure you had my cell number. I think you called me while I was on my way home at 2:00 AM once.
>>2172628
Hopefully your music sales pick up soon
>
32b545 No.2172630
>>2172629
she got scammed by a guy and is reporting him for fraud.... My mom is sixty
169345 No.2172631
>>2172623
i go through phones like candy tbh... bit of a temper, like to lobb stuff at walls
>>2172624
i walk alot bro... miles a day and shit
i have a pair of military spec army issue boots that have lasted 19 years so far. miles and miles bro... months of drills and shit. the fuck they put in those bitches
32b545 No.2172632
366f9d No.2172633
098f1c No.2172634
>>2172631
Okay, that's reasonable.
You should consider keeping your phone wrapped in bubble wrap or something.
a7ea81 No.2172635
iight guys, i need some numbers. hook me up
760ffa No.2172636
>>2172631
I'm slightly disgusted, but intrigued by your mysterious power
098f1c No.2172637
323-762-5458
Pretty sure that's Seth Rogens personal cellphone.
At least, it was a year or so ago.
169345 No.2172638
>>2172634
otterbox got nothing on me bro... they should hire me for testing they stuff
a7ea81 No.2172639
>>2172637
i have a movie idea called superbad2
169345 No.2172640
>>2172636
be mid phone conversation
someone pisses me off
to the wall it goes
mah power
169345 No.2172641
one tossed a wii remote into a 52 inch smart tv...
me and the wii not so much
366f9d No.2172642
>>2172629
here's a pic of tracer
32b545 No.2172643
>>2172642
nezi wanna be my bf
098f1c No.2172644
>>2172642
>filename
nigger I know you're messing with me, I don't even have to open the image.
Come on, what's the worst that can happen?
Is he purty?
366f9d No.2172645
>>2172643
Sure, buy me overwatch and it's a deal.
32b545 No.2172646
>>2172645
you have 5 accounts
366f9d No.2172647
>>2172644
i don't take or share pics without permission :x
even when boo leaked that video of me with the dildo....
i sure wanted to though~
32b545 No.2172648
>>2172645
bet i wont tho
if i do you legit have to be my boyfriend
760ffa No.2172649
366f9d No.2172650
>>2172646
I want one for every rank :^)
32b545 No.2172651
i'd say anastasia looks like a dude so you gay
098f1c No.2172652
You didn't answer my question.
is. he. pretty?
366f9d No.2172653
>>2172648
100% guaranteed
let's kiss on it
32b545 No.2172654
>>2172650
idek know how many ranks there are
366f9d No.2172655
>>2172654
don't worry you won't be seeing any other than bronze
169345 No.2172656
32b545 No.2172657
>>2172655
bet? if i get silver or whatever is after you have to let me fuck ur butthole
366f9d No.2172658
>>2172652
he's a big stwong man~
32b545 No.2172659
>>2172658
im bigger
how much he weigh?
098f1c No.2172660
>>2172658
... Prettier than me?
366f9d No.2172661
guys aren't pretty tho
they're handsome
366f9d No.2172662
>>2172658
>stwong
Get the fuck out of my house.
098f1c No.2172663
32b545 No.2172664
nezi im a bugchaser can I have your AIDs its better than marriage
366f9d No.2172665
>>2172659
easy to be bigger with fat than muscle :3
>>2172660
it's been a while, i don't remember your face much and my PC isn't set up yet
>>2172662
D:
32b545 No.2172666
>>2172665
i could lift you no problem
2ac70a No.2172667
I wold describe Drunky as 'pretty'
4a9d7b No.2172669
32b545 No.2172670
I would describe Drunky as "salty irrelevant old man"
2ac70a No.2172671
He isn't salty, or old though!
32b545 No.2172673
OH MY GOD IM SORRY
MY THUMBNAILS AREN WORKING IDEK I WAS PSOTING THAT
760ffa No.2172674
4a9d7b No.2172675
32b545 No.2172676
nezi wanna be my girlfriend
760ffa No.2172677
32b545 No.2172678
duke wanna be my girlfriend
098f1c No.2172679
@Test
please mod me. I swear I'll only use my powers for good. I need five minutes.
32b545 No.2172680
you just wanna ban me
i just wanna be your girlfriend smh
03db2c No.2172681
The pollution in this thread
4a9d7b No.2172682
@Test
please mod me, I swear I'll use my powers for evil. I need a minute.
760ffa No.2172683
@Test
Just ban literally everyone and post alone
32b545 No.2172684
@Test
can u buy me overwatch
760ffa No.2172685
Quick, post Overwatch to trigger them
2ac70a No.2172686
Please, guys, I am super power, I just want overwatch! Please!
4a9d7b No.2172687
Tfw Test never plays Overwatch with you
f6ce7a No.2172688
He quit because it made him 2 mad
760ffa No.2172689
Play OW with me My Angel Hana
4a9d7b No.2172690
It's possible to take OW seriously?
03db2c No.2172691
f6ce7a No.2172692
Maybe if ur a gay butthurt midget
4a9d7b No.2172693
Okay but I only play ranked.
760ffa No.2172694
I don't think I've played 10 total placement matches across every season that's existed
f6ce7a No.2172695
I've never played the overwatch in my life
4a9d7b No.2172696
4a9d7b No.2172697
760ffa No.2172698
I don't play OW
Last time I played was with a special person
098f1c No.2172699
Holy shit, I just got my audition number for Americas Got Talent.
I sent in an online audition as a fucking bit and they gave me a live audition.
SEE YOU IN THE STARS, FUCKERS.
I really hope I get on TV
4a9d7b No.2172700
f6ce7a No.2172701
>>2172697
I don't want it enough to pay for it and I'm not sure I'd end up playing it enough to justify buying it
Also I don't want someone to buy it for me
>>2172698
ur waifu?
>>2172699
You sent them a joke audition?
They want to make u a meme
760ffa No.2172702
f6ce7a No.2172703
>>2172702
So like retarded?
760ffa No.2172704
>>2172703
That would be "special"
4a9d7b No.2172705
>>2172703
no that would be "special" you fucking retard.
4a9d7b No.2172706
So Duke what happened with your waifu
>>2172701
Share an account.
098f1c No.2172707
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2172701
Not exactly a joke. I was two or three glasses deep a few weeks ago and my wife and I were just hanging out and she said I should audition and I told her "Fat chance, they'd never take me."
fast forward 45 minutes and I'm sending in a video of me playing guitar and singing to this song she took on her phone.
They sent me an audition number and told me to be in Los Angeles on February 9th
760ffa No.2172708
32b545 No.2172709
man i just want overwatch
098f1c No.2172710
I should preface, we were hanging out watching the show. That's how this shit started.
760ffa No.2172711
How do you pronounce preface
760ffa No.2172712
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a7ea81 No.2172716
hey guys, im here, wassup.. not fake swear
760ffa No.2172717
Do you say "doge" or "doge"?
2ac70a No.2172718
Drunky, nobody believes you are a drunk or a loser when you use words like 'preface'
f6ce7a No.2172719
>>2172704
Was it ur waifu
>>2172705
Very special reaction to that shitpost
>>2172706
I don't much talk to anyone who plays it
I'm mostly not into vidya games anyway
>>2172707
Good luck then
Make sure to say hi to your gay internet friends on TV
32b545 No.2172720
>>2172714
you are rarded cause in colorado we say pree face
760ffa No.2172721
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32b545 No.2172726
WITH THEIR HEARTS HANGING OPEN
098f1c No.2172727
>>2172719
"Shoutout to all the faggots on /animus!/"
Nah, I'll probably open with "This is a song written by my favorite dead guy."
32b545 No.2172728
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32b545 No.2172730
IN SOME BROWN DRESSER DRAWER
760ffa No.2172731
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4a9d7b No.2172735
Then tell me who your next waifu's gonna be.
>>2172719
Right back at you.
Get Chris to share it with you, promise him sexual favors in return.
f6ce7a No.2172736
>>2172721
Do you think your waifu might take you back some day?
>>2172723
Wot
>>2172727
Yeah I guess /animus/ would get destroyed by normies if you did that
>>2172735
We already do lewd things every day tho, we're dating
760ffa No.2172737
I don't have a next waifu
760ffa No.2172738
32b545 No.2172739
>>2172735
probably some personalitiless idolshit like his current waifu
32b545 No.2172740
>>2172736
im bout to post a link to here on facebook
098f1c No.2172741
>>2172736
What do you mean? Ritsu is already here.
Also yeah, they say no such thing as bad press but...
32b545 No.2172742
>>2172741
am i a normie? i've been in my house so long before that i forgot how to speak
f6ce7a No.2172743
>>2172738
Ritsu told me that your waifu breaking up with you is just a meme he made up but you keep acting like it's true
What is real
>>2172740
ur mom will ask u why u posted a link to a pedophile website
>>2172741
It's a sekrit clubhouse
760ffa No.2172744
>>2172743
He's deluding himself if he thinks I would go along with anything he says
673832 No.2172745
4a9d7b No.2172746
Wow what about me?
>>2172736
That should make it all the easier then.
>>2172739
But he doesn't have any current waifus APPARENTLY
760ffa No.2172747
098f1c No.2172748
If we get a flood on incoming nobodies, make sure to call sci so he can flood the place with CP and all of Ritsus facebook friends will think hes some sort of degenerate pervert.
03db2c No.2172749
d72260 No.2172751
32b545 No.2172752
LMAO I don't even use facebook any more
03db2c No.2172753
>>2172750
How have you been?
098f1c No.2172754
>>2172749
Ian, meet me in Yuma. Let's do shrooms in the desert, dude. I'll buy your bag.
d72260 No.2172755
>>2172753
Stop linking me Drunky
32b545 No.2172756
>>2172754
i hope you get lost and die in the desert
03db2c No.2172757
>>2172754
Not Ian but I have always wanted to try shrooms
>>2172755
Hi colby
f6ce7a No.2172758
>>2172744
He's kawaii
>>2172745
ay gurl how u
>>2172746
Overwatch made him so mad that he won't let me use his account cause he hates it so much that he doesn't want anyone to ever play it again
>>2172748
There are already lewd loli drawings all over this board
098f1c No.2172759
>>2172755
Lol do I even need to give you my excuse?
760ffa No.2172760
d72260 No.2172761
>>2172757
Hello
>>2172759
Nah, not really. Psychadelics are not my thing, thanks for the invite tho
098f1c No.2172762
>>2172757
Come with us, Neko. The last time I gave a black guy mushrooms he got really self introspective and told me the only reason he plays football is because he thinks it's expected of him because of his ethnicity and he'd rather have been in band.
And then he freaked out and questioned his sexuality
That was a good night.
Where do you even reside?
673832 No.2172763
>>2172753
>>2172758
pretty okay
just finished my year of college and entered catechumen class .
But now it's holiday, I've been binge watching anime so I felt nostalgic for this
03db2c No.2172764
098f1c No.2172765
>>2172761
So no LSD at AX next year?
d72260 No.2172766
>>2172764
Listening to some meme metal, contemplating what to do right now. You?
>>2172765
Sadly no
f6ce7a No.2172767
>>2172760
You want to be the kawaii one?
>>2172763
Are you still a self-hating gay
098f1c No.2172769
>>2172766
Will you come to LA in February and support my audition?!
03db2c No.2172770
>>2172762
In Michigan
I dunno if I will have any revelations like that tho
f6ce7a No.2172771
At least Rin didn't fuck Echo up like she did with Tokai
03db2c No.2172772
760ffa No.2172773
>>2172767
I'm not kawaii and never will be
d72260 No.2172774
>>2172769
I don't see why not, what are you auditioning for?
098f1c No.2172775
>>2172770
Maybe not like that, but you'll make some revelations. It's crazy what the brain keeps locked away until the cerebral cortex is stimulated.
I thought I was straight once.
638a80 No.2172776
someone give me attention please
4a9d7b No.2172777
Neko are you from Detroit?
>>2172771
Eh ?
>>2172747
Nothing, nothing, forget it ;_;
098f1c No.2172778
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760ffa No.2172780
>>2172777
I don't understand
f6ce7a No.2172781
>>2172773
U kind of are in like a special kind of way
>>2172776
ay gurl how u
>>2172777
I'm just shitposting
03db2c No.2172782
>>2172775
I used to think that too
Only thing close to shrooms I've had is lsd
Wanna do it again soon
673832 No.2172783
>>2172767
does self-hating but not gay count
>>2172771
idk what this is but yeah celebrations
>>2172772
downloading hyouka now.
on my kyooto and jc shit
4a9d7b No.2172784
IAN
>>2172780
I'm noticing.
d72260 No.2172785
>>2172778
Oh, neat
I won't be on TV tho, fug that
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760ffa No.2172789
>>2172781
Not even close
>>2172784
Please explain
Please be patient, I have autism
03db2c No.2172790
>>2172783
Never heard of any of those
4a9d7b No.2172791
>>2172781
I mean, sure, yay~
>>2172786
O-oh. awh
>>2172787
Hello.
760ffa No.2172792
098f1c No.2172793
>>2172782
Despite them both being psychedelics that affect your central nervous system, the two couldn't be more unalike in terms of visual effects.
Mushrooms are a much more natural feeling high. Less rigid shapes and more fractals and swirls, less pattern recognition, more things waving and melting.
Less mentally demanding and more "flow with the river" kind of feeling.
I recommend it to everyone at least once.
03db2c No.2172794
>>2172791
Why what's wrong?
d72260 No.2172795
4a9d7b No.2172796
>>2172794
Detroit seems fun.
I always wanted to visit it.
673832 No.2172797
>>2172788
>>2172790
what are you a man
>>2172792
I berieve in pantiesu
32b545 No.2172798
>>2172793
mushrooms can actually kill you
f6ce7a No.2172799
>>2172783
No but responding to that question how you did does
>>2172789
Cute boi
>>2172791
Wot
03db2c No.2172800
>>2172793
Yeah but they are hard to find. Most niggas don't do or sell those kinda drugs.
638a80 No.2172801
>>2172781
not too great but I don't feel like this is the right place to talk about that desu
760ffa No.2172802
>>2172797
That's not plan C
>>2172799
:shrug:
03db2c No.2172803
>>2172796
Why it looks like shit
>>2172797
I dunno
32b545 No.2172804
>>2172796
protip: detroit doesn't have cute android waifus like in Detroit: Become Human. It's arguably the shittiest city in the US
32b545 No.2172805
>>2172802
is that your new waifu?
RIP ANASTASIA
f6ce7a No.2172806
>>2172801
Why not? Just post whatever u want and throw garbage at whoever opposes u
>>2172802
Is that your new waifu?
760ffa No.2172807
>>2172806
Nah. She's cute and autistic and all, but not a waifu for me
098f1c No.2172808
>>2172785
Tbh I don't even think I'm going to make the audition cut, even as a rejection. I'll probably get voted out before the song ends, but I'm just happy to be able to play for an amphitheater full of people.
>>2172798
Psilocybe cubensis literally can not kill you.
>>2172800
I used to grow them, but stick to picking an up every few months now. I miss growing, but that shit is time consuming and tedious... Also Very illegal. And I like my job too much to risk losing it over a hobby.
If you're ever in Arizona and want something, I've got you. I can't in good conscience give you heroin, meth or Pcp, and I can't get my hands on Ecstasy because every connect I fucking had "got out of the rave scene, man."
But everything else is on the table.
32b545 No.2172809
>>2172806
you alright, daiakuma
673832 No.2172810
google pics from my fav show is literally all that remains after sperging sad face
>>2172799
That would bother me if I weren't drinking to waste my brain rn
>>2172802
I'm more a micro a watermelone kinda guy
>>2172803
thats like really gay
4a9d7b No.2172811
>>2172795
Not much, let's get drunk and watch a movie and get Elma to join us.
>>2172803
I mean, yeah, it does, but it has history.
Also Red Wings.
Also got a couple of friends in the area.
>>2172804
I'm aware.
760ffa No.2172812
tfw Echo won't explain things
>>2172810
What does that mean
32b545 No.2172813
>>2172811
you'll probably get robbed or murder, stay safe if you go
03db2c No.2172814
>>2172808
Those are all the ones I will never try anyways.
098f1c No.2172816
>>2172814
Ecstasy is good shit though.
You ever done?
32b545 No.2172817
I'm gonna lie down for a bit
Ai rabu yuu gaisu
daisuki daisuki
a7ea81 No.2172818
f6ce7a No.2172819
>>2172809
Thanks gurl u 2
>>2172810
Embracing your love of cocks would be much healthier than trying to drink it away
>>2172815
It's tough love
098f1c No.2172820
>>2172817
Nobody is going to miss you.
673832 No.2172821
>>2172812
It's a euphemism for the thought of staying up till 3
03db2c No.2172822
>>2172810
Sorry
:(
>>2172811
I went there and saw a couple of the museum's they are pretty cool.
32b545 No.2172823
>>2172820
give me more existential wisdom or something
f6ce7a No.2172824
>>2172807
Who's ur new waifu
638a80 No.2172825
>>2172806
I don't know man
I just feel out of it
like everything's going really fast and I'm finding hard to keep up and process everything that's placed before me
don't know what's going on desu
shit's fucked lad
maybe this would be an optimal to suicide
760ffa No.2172826
>>2172821
Oh. I wish I could stay up that long
Isn't it already 3
760ffa No.2172827
>>2172824
I don't have a new one. My waifu is who it's been for nearly a year
098f1c No.2172828
>>2172825
Come visit me first so I can show you all the reasons to keep living. I swear you won't regret it.
32b545 No.2172829
>>2172827
Anya isn't an actual waifu. More drawing than waifu
d72260 No.2172830
>>2172808
Well then I'm proud of you my son.
>>2172811
1. I have no alcohol
2. I have work tomorrow
638a80 No.2172831
>>2172828
I don't think drugs will solve my problems
32b545 No.2172832
>>2172830
hai ian i am other Ian
d72260 No.2172833
>>2172832
You mean fake loser?
03db2c No.2172834
>>2172816
No. I dunno anybody that has it
I've done coke, lean, weed, and lsd.
And add medicine but that doesn't count.
>>2172818
Who are you?
f6ce7a No.2172835
>>2172825
Meditate
Or smonk weed or just find some other way to take your mind off of things
Sounds like you're maybe just thinking about things too much
>>2172827
I thought she broke up with you?
673832 No.2172836
>>2172819
cock love machine broke
enter 3 hail maries to continue
>>2172822
it's okay
tell me about your day
>>2172826
ye
real youth hours who up
big insomnia energy
walk with me the path of 3 am adventures
32b545 No.2172837
>>2172833
meanie
just absorb me to become more powerful
f6ce7a No.2172838
>>2172836
This is why priests end up molesting little boys
Repressed cocklust
4a9d7b No.2172839
>>2172819
Tokai needs soft love.
>>2172822
Would you go with me if I visited?
>>2172830
NOT RIGHT NOW
At some point.
03db2c No.2172840
>>2172836
Worked all day. Now we're driving around
32b545 No.2172841
03db2c No.2172842
>>2172839
I dunno how would we get there
098f1c No.2172843
>>2172831
I'm not going to give you drugs, I swear. I am, however, going to require you tag along with me on an adventure.
>>2172834
Coke is only good for one thing: drinking more.
You and I should roll face on E and start a massage train.
760ffa No.2172844
>>2172835
No, that's not the one
>>2172836
I dunno, that's still 5 hours away
And I gotta work in the morning. My nightmares will miss me too
f6ce7a No.2172845
>>2172839
We already tried an intervention
4a9d7b No.2172847
>>2172842
Well, myself, I'd fly, as for you, idk...bus?
>>2172845
How did that go ?
638a80 No.2172848
>>2172835
I can't meditate
I have no weed nor any other way of taking my mind off things
you may be right about the whole thinking about things too much but I'm not sure if that's the cause of things like me being startled by the speed at which my door opens
>>2172843
what will this adventure consist of
I'm not sure I'd like to go on an adventure really
03db2c No.2172849
>>2172847
A bus to Detroit sounds like a ride to hell
d72260 No.2172850
>>2172837
Okay, done
>>2172839
Okay sure, when were you thinking?
098f1c No.2172852
>>2172848
A brief week long overview of all the things that make life worth living.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by the pace of life, I literally can not recommend this to you more. I will introduce you to people, places and things that'll be impossible not to smile about.
673832 No.2172853
>>2172838
I'm no priest
though mine is a closet nazi
>>2172840
im ridin around and my cars low
what you waiting for
i feel like i hit the lotto
sorry
hope you have a good riding around
>>2172844
thats so me
last week
what nightmares
03db2c No.2172854
>>2172848
Go to the hood and ask for the ammy
32b545 No.2172855
i like how im called a normie when y'all do drugs. Literally the most normie thing. I can't buy drugs because I never go outside
03db2c No.2172856
760ffa No.2172857
>>2172853
I don't talk about that
03db2c No.2172859
>>2172858
Some Dutch poster's
638a80 No.2172860
>>2172852
you sure about that
seems more reasonable to me that if I'm overwhelmed by things I'll find it much harder to appreciate something good given to me
>>2172854
where is 'the hood' and how do I know which dealers won't shank me up or rip me off etc.
673832 No.2172861
>>2172857
i got you
do you have good dreams though?
>>2172859
03db2c No.2172862
>>2172860
Better bring protection
760ffa No.2172863
>>2172861
Not as many as nightmares
4a9d7b No.2172864
>>2172849
Train then? :3
>>2172850
Idk, weekend?
>>2172851
Go away Emon
098f1c No.2172865
>>2172860
Trust me dude, nobody can feel overwhelmed with what I have to show them. It's literally impossible not to say "Fuck it."
03db2c No.2172866
f8ee49 No.2172867
Darling in the Franxx ended..
Hisone to Masotan ended..
FLCL Progressive ended..
What is there for me to watch aside from Megalobox? °ᵍᵉʳᵒ°
d72260 No.2172868
>>2172864
Busy this weekend
I could do like tomorrow at around this time, a little before
f6ce7a No.2172869
>>2172844
You had two waifus? No wonder she broke up with you
>>2172846
ay gurl how u
>>2172847
He said he'd think about what we said, disappeared for six months, and then today he posted again trying to drink his cocklust away
>>2172848
Idk, being anxious in general makes you more likely to get startled by things
>>2172851
ilu and u recommended a good anime
>>2172853
What do you mean by "nazi"
I think technically the nazi party was only interested in Germany
Like, they didn't want jew-crushing fascism for America or something
4a9d7b No.2172870
>>2172868
I'm kinda busy tomorrow
We really shouldn't plan this though, just bring it up randomly when all 3 of us are around and get right to it.
03db2c No.2172871
>>2172864
I wanna take a train. I haven't been able to since I was a small kid
But I don't wanna go alone
32b545 No.2172872
>>2172867
lmao you should've watched something good instead
638a80 No.2172873
>>2172862
I don't know how you perceive my fighting ability but I'm fairly certain if I were to get into a fight I'd die of shock before either of us could even do anything
>>2172865
seems to me like you're trying to sell me something
making it sound like this adventure is the best thing in the world and simultaneously something not that special that'll make me say "fuck it" upon seeing
>>2172869
that was just an example friend
I get startled by extremely small things all the time, what I'm saying is everything's going too fast and it's hard to take in
bbe2d4 No.2172874
>>2172859
That's the good shit right there 👌👌👌
>>2172864
What? Why?
>>2172869
Hi thanks
673832 No.2172875
>>2172863
I feel autistically connected in the nightmare realm with you
having sweet scented candles when you sleep helps getting them away
>>2172866
question mark
>>2172869
in the first real class he mentioned america being founded and sustained by the blood of innocents and nazi germany being okay in a lot of invasions.
4a9d7b No.2172876
>>2172871
Convince someone from the west coast to come as well. They can stop at wherever you are and go with you from there on. Someone cool though, don't invite Soto or any Canadians.
03db2c No.2172877
>>2172874
I knew you would like them ^^
760ffa No.2172878
>>2172875
Can't have scented candles, they make me feel like I'm suffocating. What I really need is a way to relax
03db2c No.2172879
>>2172876
I don't know anyone
bbe2d4 No.2172880
>>2172877
Where did you get them from though
4a9d7b No.2172881
>>2172874
Leaving this place is the first step towards sleep.
098f1c No.2172882
>>2172873
It's... both?
Great things don't have to be mind blowing. It's perspective. It's not about showing you the time of your life, it's giving you the perspective to be able to look at the things that once overwhelmed, stressed or scared you and think, "You know what, shit could be a lot worse, and for that, I'm happy."
03db2c No.2172883
4a9d7b No.2172884
>>2172879
Bring your real life friends then.
bbe2d4 No.2172885
>>2172881
Now see, the first step towards sleep was actually leaving my desktop and getting into bed on my laptop.
>>2172883
Oh, well okay.
03db2c No.2172886
673832 No.2172887
the only love interest I had this year turned out to be an asexual muslim fml
>>2172878
why not go to a sauna
f6ce7a No.2172888
>>2172873
Idk then
See a doctor
>>2172874
Did u like AX
>>2172875
Saying things like that doesn't make him a nazi tho
Though most people would get triggered by it and call him a nazi sympathizer
4a9d7b No.2172889
>>2172885
Or just shut everything off and lay the fuck down.
>>2172886
Why not?
>>2172887
Is it bad that this made me giggle?
I'm so sorry Tokai.
760ffa No.2172890
>>2172887
There aren't any here. Plus that would be in a public area, which is stressful
Then I would need to drive anyway, which is stressful
673832 No.2172891
>>2172888
yeah it's just an easy word
I was just surprised my autism was shared in that convo
are you out of china yet
bbe2d4 No.2172892
>>2172888
Yeah, it was pretty neat
>>2172889
But I already am laying the fuck down.
d72260 No.2172893
>>2172870
I don't have a lot of free time tho, I work for a living
638a80 No.2172894
>>2172882
this isn't the reason I am suicidal
I'm just thinking from a pragmatic standpoint when my senses don't seem to be so strong then a suicide would be less painful
>>2172888
now's not a good time
03db2c No.2172895
098f1c No.2172896
>>2172894
It's your funeral.. literally, and I can't stop you, but my offer stands. You can come see what I have to offer if you feel like it may help.
f6ce7a No.2172897
>>2172891
Yeah I have been for like a year
Thinking of maybe living in Bangkok for a while some months from now
>>2172892
What anime girl were you dressed as?
>>2172894
y not
673832 No.2172898
>>2172889
no
this year was pretty p a t h e t i c
though the funnier part is that she profiled herself as anti feminist and s u p e r cool
>>2172890
hot bath/shower then? idk
or stay in bed for like 6 hours that's my favourite tactic
>>2172895
angery face
>>2172897
haha thats so gay looooool
673832 No.2172900
bbe2d4 No.2172901
>>2172895
Oh, okay. I don't really even talk to them tbh.
>>2172897
I didn't dress up or anything.
098f1c No.2172902
000000 No.2173401
>>2172472
shit-tier cult, here's a good one for smart people.
https://discord.gg/4TybVwP