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♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Mexicans aren't even People Edition.
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I cannot believe my thread is this lewd.
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a brit, paki and american walk into a bar...
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>paki walking into a bar
id get castrated
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the bartender turns to the paki....
sir, we dont serve your kind, youll have to stand in the back
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Allah walks in...
bartender give me a drink, im so thirsty i could suck the sweat off a cows balls
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paki yells from the back...
MOOMOO BUCKAROO
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A brit and a paki are out together on a road trip...
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just driving along all gay and shit... you know. fags and whotnot
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suddenly, an american slams on his brakes ahead of them
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the gay fags rear end the american, fucking totaling both cars.
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Pakifag gets out, pissed...
WERE GONNA THUE THUE THUE
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The American... being all awesome and shit is all
YEAH?
YOU CAN TELL THAT DRIVER HE CAN SUCK MY DICK
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Pakifag goes back to Britfag (terrible driver) and says
He wants to settle out of court
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refined comedy gold...
smithing skill level 90
d9ef3f No.2156958
That is the thing about karma
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yes, the genetic condition that appeared when I was 17 is why I'm in pain today, for an offhand comment I made 6 years later
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my legs hurts, so i need even more attention...
i commented in pone bread in 2012 after a butterfly flapped its wings in somalia
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the tsunami killed many...
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I didnt die in the tsunami.
Please clap.
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you will pay for the rising tea prices you bastard... karma
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...im sure he mean wan wan rather than the standard womp womp
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>>2156971
oh fuck this anime had me fucked up for quite a bit
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>>2156971
whats wrong with your leg
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>>2156974
ohhhhh yeah thats the stuff
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>>2156968
Fucking terrorist
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>>2156971
this was my 3 or 4 anime i think watched this like 5 or so years ago , cried like a little bitch
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hutz do i need to remind u
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>>2156975
have seen this gif so many times before whats this from?
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>>2156979
How your idol blow up those towers?No
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>>2156980
>>2156978
gah
my heart cant take this
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>>2156959
What's that? Your back hurts in spite of all the exercise you do?
Who'd've thunk.
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filtered and this time for good bye bye hutz was good knowing you
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>>2156982
answer the questions man
3adbcf No.2156986
cant remember... one of these super weebs will tell you, im sure
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>>2156983
Ribs, whole day
>>2156984
What a pussy,kek
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>>2156992
maybe get something more colourful to get the attention of your bald head
>>2156993
i dont think i can handle that many
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>>2156988
Then again, the efforts of a recently turned 18 kid trying to make sense of the world shouldn't be made fun of.
But sometimes I worry––I remember a 12 year old kid from the pony threads that have thrice your wits and understanding.
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niga use the word
thrice
FUCKING
THRICE
he means it niga
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not just 3 times... nah nigga
T
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>>2157001
Кто - о чём, а русня о гомоёбле
cc0eae No.2157003
That kind of makes everything worse.
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>>2157005
morning son
how goesss
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>>2157004
УЩЕМЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЮЮЮЮЮЮЮТТТТТ
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>>2157008
where do you get so many exotic anime pics
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>>2157009
hewwoo sama what are you up to today
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>>2157011
not a damn thing... you?
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>>2157012
Sмокчи Huй Бидlo
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>>2157013
I jus woke up : /
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>>2157017
did you sleep ok?
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>>2156957
*Hug* hope you feel better anon. Faith and hope are God's two greatest gifts to us. Bad shit always passes, and always seems less bad as time goes on.
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b0a73c No.2157025
>boss says only 6 lawns to cut
>end up cutting 4 extra
You absolute fucking melt.
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>>2157018
I have t work in like 2 hours :Furrowed:
>>2157021
Hewwoooo
I am sleepy still
My bed isn't cozy
what about you?
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>>2157026
waaay too much coffee to not feel tired lol
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my stomache' today is.... o boy.
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>>2157028
Notice me and give me free (you)s you fuck, I am absolutely IRATE right now.
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>>2157029
whats the matter
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>>2157032
Much appreciated. I am appeased.
How was your day, sir?
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>>2157031
i dont understand, i had a weird dream, then stomach pains started seemingly from no where.. i think i was in ocean city... fuck ocean city... fuck water... fuck sea shells
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>>2157033
my day was great
how about yourself
9ad4bc No.2157037
lol, fuck joining the nudist beach to collect piss clams
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>>2157035
i too dislike large masses of water
maybe something you ate?
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>>2157034
Miss me with that GAY SHIT.
>>2157036
I am extremely distraught. I ended up doing 10 lawns today and I was only promised doing 6.
This is unexcusable.
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>>2157039
did you atleast get paid for the extra or
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>>2157041
Trap what gonna suck your dick and call you gay
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>>2157040
No. I get paid like an illegal mexican.
>>2157042
I will END YOU where you stand, homo.
Crimson Creme, get to know me.
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>>2157044
pretty sure thats ill eagle or something
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>>2157044
niga thats HAAAARD GAY
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>>2157047
it's cause you get triggered too easy
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>>2157050
am i still passive aggresiv or am i chill now
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>>2157052
we chill now
chill af
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>>2157049
Nope. Stop lying. Assface.
>>2157050
>>2157051
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>>2157056
where my (you) you obese fuck
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doots (you)s are amazeballs
like 70% homo
my unit is quivering
cc0eae No.2157059
I slept 12 hours.
Work in 30 min.
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>>2157045
It is but right now I don't exactly have a choice.
>>2157046
C'mere cutie, I got a bullet with your name on it.
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>>2157059
my kinda day
>>2157060
u mah niga
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>>2157061
I only had time to make dinner and shower.
Feelsbadman
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>>2157060
damn
nice 'stolf bro
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>>2157062
eating AND showering?
aint nobody got time for that...
e03a7d No.2157065
Afternoon weebs, what have you been up to?
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>>2157065
hey rus anon
been reading alot , howabout yourself
>weeb
lol no here actually watches anime
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leisure impairing activities... hooray
bbl
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>>2157064
I no longer drink beer outside of celebrations, but if I did, I'd have gone for a good old showerbeer.
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>>2157066
Hello I don't think we've met, forgive me if we have. I've had a relaxing day ready to go to work again tomorrow, having some drinks.
>lol no here actually watches anime
Oh I though that was the whole point, maybe I should leave.
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Those immigrant kids are mooching off our tax dollars why doesnt trump make them work for their bread and water?!?
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hope ur back gets better rdo you know whats causing it?
>>2157070
stay here and chill , hello i am shambles/shawn/khan take your pick
what do you do for work?
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>>2157061
Big disagree.
>>2157063
Thanks. I appreciate the (you).
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>>2157072
What do you expect living in the European Caliphate?
>>2157073
Three names? You can call me Ed but that's not my real name. I'm Russian so it's probably Ivan or something like that.
At the moment I work security at the world cup, after that who knows. I want a long term job. How about you?
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>>2157076
>security at world cup
damn where in the stadium are you posted , must be exiting as fuck
studying currently , nah call me one from those above , khan is my name irl and shawn is pretty close to my first name
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>>2157076
that sounds like a fun job jdess
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islamic caliphate of britain when kek
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>>2157082
sounds like effort :sob:
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>>2157084
Don't be lazy ikt chan...........
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>>2157085
i sit in an airconditioned room all day and watch memes on reddit =w=
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England, France, Germany and Sweden are the main Muslim countries of Europe from what I understand.
>>2157077
I work for a firm, we move around a lot. Khan it is then. What do you study?
>>2157081
No its not a stereotypical Russian name you westerners would know.
>>2157082
It's alright but it can be terrible. Fans get very angry when their teams lose, and violent.
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>>2157098
why are you using hutzpa
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>>2157097
Leeeee, sit on the bottle
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>>2157100
Spoilering the spoiler, huh, like it?
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>>2157101
I hope this means something else than it now does in English.
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>>2157094
I don't live in the metro fighting mutants, though some of these football fans look like they've been exposed to a bit of radiation or inbreeding.
>>2157099
The third best type of engineering, very nice.
>>2157103
hello
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>>2157105
It's a basic greeting for chechen that meet russian
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>>2157106
How is it being Russian
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have uke and the russian made friends yet
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>>2157112
This is why i troll u
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whats the difference anyway lmao
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you dont have to hate everyone of them
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>>2157108
Electrical
Computer
Mechanical
Civil
>>2157110
Like being Ukrainian only a lot better in every way.
1bd3c1 No.2157118
ed you need to chill uke is cool
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i want to become a computer programmer
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>>2157116
> you dont have to hate everyone of them
Dude, every single russian which exist is a biologic trash and it must be burned. Russia is a world disease
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>>2157119
every good programmer needs to wear cute programming socks
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>>2157119
i want to be a cute anime loli but we cant have everything now can we
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I want to see a Uke x Russian poster cute sex video.
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>>2157122
Idk. Art is hard. Hacking is cool.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>a programmer
#Loco, is this another endeavour you will fail at?
fbe360 No.2157136
Post was ironic.
Gonna bed. Ni ni thread
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>>2157124
If you pay me well for that, i can come to shithole where it fag live and can rape him by bottle
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>>2157136
love you hu ;~:
nini
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>>2157137
would pay to see that tbh
>>2157136
night
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>>2157118
I get the feeling were not friends, not sure why.
>>2157127
Who am I to get in the way of you dream
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>>2157140
As a muslim, you will join me
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>>2157143
Takbir
>>2157144
Yup, google "Русского срочника сажают на бутылку", probably that is gonna be the same
82e317 No.2157146
I do love a Scootaloo thread. Went to bed and dreamt of comedians and cheese.
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>>2157146
Suka, lazy, when we play dota?
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>>2157146
dreaming of food even how fucking obese are you dude
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>>2157146
oh fuck thats not scoot my bad
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think ill goto bed see you guys
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>>2157150
Goodnight, my favourite terrorist
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>>2157147
I couldd play now if you want. I like to pick Undying.
I'm not sure if I'll be crap or not.
>>2157148
>>2157149
It's ok, I have high cholesterol so I need to eat more veggies.
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>>2157151
filtered by post bye hutz
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>>2157152
Na, i need to wake up tomorrow in 7:20, so no, need to work.
Better add me in discord Hutzpa#7084
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>>2157137
I'd like to see you try. I think I'll start donating to a charity to help people in your country, you clearly need help if you're that deluded.
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>>2157157
Okie dokie, I'm thinking about reinstalling Darkest Dungeon and getting the DLC for it.
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>>2157158
dw im on ur side filtered him
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>>2157158
> I'd like to see you try.
Not is pidorahia for sure
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>>2157160
There's no sides really, I don't mind him. Certainly not going to filter him. Hes just a bit confused, I'm sure he will come round, what has Russia ever done to him after all.
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>>2157162
>he will come around
i seriously doubt that
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I heard that pidorashka was found somewhere around here
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We need to cure this disease
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А хто не скаче, той кровью заплаче
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>>2157161
You're cute, like an angry puppy or a kitten.
>>2157163
Some of his attempts at humour are almost good. i think he could grow on me.
82e317 No.2157169
Can;t wait for the full release of We Happy Few to come out.
Got volunteering to do tomorrow, looking after kids in a youth club.
Downloaded Darkest Dungeon, never completed it. I think I need to play a game of dota2 now.
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>>2157168
what is this from , it sreally qt
93cfc7 No.2157171
>>2157167
I want to represent my thought as something fun and easy. But no, i'm quite serious, every single russian is a human trash than must be killed with no mercy
93cfc7 No.2157172
Well, goodbye for now :^)
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>>2157169
The trailer looked very good. I dislike children greatly.
>>2157171
Thanks that's nice of you to say. have a good time, love you.
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>>2157170
decent resource for coding newbies to start developing on the web. lots of accolades. not sure what made loco say he wants to try programming. maybe he tried it and liked it. maybe he feels his brain takes to problem solving with code easier than problem solving with lines on paper. maybe he's just memeing. hard to tell with this guy. maybe learning how to think algorithmically will help him with his drawings.
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>>2157174
He meant the comic
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>>2157176
it bothers me that the word "palindrome" is not a palindrome
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>>2157179
lol, ya u got a point
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I wish for some good summer rain. The grass is browm, aand fireburning is prohibited almost nationwide.
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I have returned home.
You can all rejoice.
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Back, lost the game again. Maybe I shouldn't be playing dota2, it's not fun anymore.
82e317 No.2157188
Fuck it, I'm gonna play again so I get a win.
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this ones hard i cant find him
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>>2157195
the one after that armed and ready sounds like a banger
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>>2157197
so were the ones before it
82e317 No.2157199
Finally won a game, maybe all I should pick are supports. ;w;
How is /animus/ doing?
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i think i can feel everyones emotions now. ima go for a walk and find the solution to it all.
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>>2157202
Please bring back something for me to do.
82e317 No.2157204
Eh, going to go to bed. Hope I sleep well.
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niggas know the drill nigga don't get drilled
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>>2157203
i think the solution is popsicle
The solution for something to do is vidya
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>>2157182
Casper, it's time to stop doing drugs.
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i have an idea for a strawpoll
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440blazkun get smonked bish
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You don't need the devil's lettuce.
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>>2157228
I was promised something and didn't get it like usual
>>2157229
>really loud scream.webm
noty
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>someone chose idea from the past.
>mfw
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