427543 No.2157236
Proud melinated individuals thread.
0bd714 No.2157241
>>2157240
What is this even
54946e No.2157242
>>2157241
A chicken. With red eyes.
d1598e No.2157244
>>2157241
Why-kun stickers~
54946e No.2157245
>>2157243
Aww, you can be my retarded boy all you want.
0bd714 No.2157246
>>2157244
Ooooohhhhh, right. Has he been around?
>>2157245
Help me not bump into doors and eat dish soap dad
38728d No.2157248
>a day where you felt the happiest you felt
>mfw
54946e No.2157249
>>2157246
Step one - Don't shave. Ever.
>>2157247
Never enough!
0bd714 No.2157250
>>2157249
I don't see what that does, but okay?
02167e No.2157251
54946e No.2157253
>>2157250
It is the most vital of every rule! You must not shave! Repeat it!
>>2157251
Very nice, indeed.
>>2157252
Alcohol. And sex.
0bd714 No.2157254
>>2157253
Okay must not shave now what?
d1598e No.2157255
38728d No.2157256
>cant think of a day i felt happy
>realize im totally empty inside
0bd714 No.2157257
267422 No.2157258
>that feel when youve put up a good front but really youre completely dead inside
d1598e No.2157259
f90588 No.2157261
>>2157253
except when you run out?
267422 No.2157262
>>2157254
then by the time you turn 30 you will be a wizard.. and already have the beard
54946e No.2157263
>>2157254
I cannot tell you this until your arms, legs, and face are full of hair.
>>2157258
Quitter.
>>2157261
Impossible. I have tons of alcohol. And I can have sex with myself if need be.
468b48 No.2157265
In the beginning, there was nothing. In the end, there will be anime.
267422 No.2157266
>>2157263
lol
>be brave sama.. be brave
d1598e No.2157267
I hope I didn't overfeed my plants guise.
I haven't exactly been measuring anything lmao ;3
0bd714 No.2157268
>>2157262
>tfw I've already ruined my shot at wizardom
I failed you Sama ;~;
>>2157263
But they are
0bd714 No.2157270
>>2157267
Momma knows best, I'm sure they're fine
267422 No.2157271
>>2157268
no worries, youll still be a wizard
just a low level one
like gandalf the grey before he became a badass
54946e No.2157272
>>2157266
You can't feel alive if you don't feel a bit dead.
>>2157268
Pics are required to prove your worthiness.
>>2157269
....give you...sex? Or alcohol?
d1598e No.2157273
>>2157270
I've been talking to them Colby
f90588 No.2157274
>>2157272
whichever comes first
0bd714 No.2157275
>>2157271
Thank you Sama, I needed that
>>2157272
Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh no
>>2157273
Do they talk back?
d1598e No.2157276
>>2157275
No, but they seem happy^^
267422 No.2157277
>>2157272
lol life is pain lol
54946e No.2157278
>>2157274
One leads to the other.
>>2157275
You will never be a wizard.
54946e No.2157279
>>2157277
Essentially......
But smile, Sama! Or I will come hug you!
267422 No.2157280
>>2157275
gandalf might have been an overstatement.... i just coulnt think of another low level total shit wizard at the moment.
267422 No.2157281
>>2157279
no... not you
big red there
d1598e No.2157282
I liked the wizard from Ugly Americans
54946e No.2157283
>>2157281
That's not how it works. If you don't smile, you get me. So you better smile.
0bd714 No.2157284
>>2157276
Then that's all you can ever ask for
>>2157278
Sama already said I could
>>2157280
Aww.... why so mean tho?
267422 No.2157285
>>2157283
*big faker smile
>>2157284
because you shaved... and have you ever seen a thicc wizard? i think not
d1598e No.2157286
>>2157284
Their roots are sexy
267422 No.2157287
dumbledore doesnt count... dont even mention it
54946e No.2157288
>>2157284
Sama lied.
>>2157285
....awww....
267422 No.2157289
inb4 the nerds list like 50 thicc wizards i forgot about
267422 No.2157290
>>2157288
k now send red pls, k thnx
267422 No.2157291
and i didnt lie... i embellished the truth
f90588 No.2157292
>>2157278
an endless cycle?
54946e No.2157293
You lied.
>>2157290
I don't know. I feel a little hurt that you wouldn't let me hug you.
>>2157292
Of good feelings. I'd be happy for you to join the party.
267422 No.2157294
just a few... un-truths
>>2157293
send the red and we can discuss it
54946e No.2157296
Like me saying I like you?
>>2157294
That gives me no confidence.
>>2157295
Well....yea.
267422 No.2157298
fine... what would you have me do?
be honest with the poor retarded kid?
>>2157296
always open to negotiations
54946e No.2157299
Yes! You should always be honest with the less fortunate!
>>2157297
I think I am....
>>2157298
But Big Red is mine....
267422 No.2157300
ok but i want it noted for the record i was against this...
>>2157299
mid red then
267422 No.2157302
Colby... I have something to tell you
427543 No.2157304
>>2157301
Hello, melinated individual.
54946e No.2157306
The record is square.
>>2157300
That can be negotiated.
>>2157301
Hey.
>>2157303
No, not really.
54946e No.2157308
>>2157307
Big, bearded, hairy guys are not cute.
267422 No.2157309
Im sorry Colby, I didnt want to tell you but someone insisted I do... you see
*tears up a little
wizards arent real
neither is the easter bunny or santa
*sobs
or jesus...
and you will never be as smart as the kids on the big bus. when mum calls you her special boy, shes just being polite...
im sorry Colby
>>2157306
since were talking about it, can I get a 2fer
say mid red and little red?
267422 No.2157312
im a little hairy guy... am I cute?
54946e No.2157313
Brave Sama. Good Sama.
>>2157309
Don't push your luck. If you want a twofer you can have two little reds. But that is it.
>>2157310
What you up to?
>>2157312
No.
267422 No.2157314
>>2157311
we meet again...
267422 No.2157315
>>2157313
itll take the deal
*unfake smile
3369f9 No.2157316
>>2157313
Got a few hours of sleep.
I'm not use to my new hours for the week of training and it's hard on me.
How are you?
267422 No.2157317
...but I havent shaved in weeks
41625d No.2157318
>>2157314
hi friend, how are you?
54946e No.2157319
>>2157315
Expect delivery in 10-15 years.
>>2157316
Tired and drunk. About to go to sleep myself. Training for what?
267422 No.2157320
>>2157318
each day is a gift...
you?
267422 No.2157321
>>2157319
(fake smile intensifies)
9a74f7 No.2157322
OHOHOHOHO
Guess I know what Im doing at AX
3369f9 No.2157323
>>2157319
I got a full time position in the factory.
3369f9 No.2157324
0bd714 No.2157325
267422 No.2157326
41625d No.2157327
>>2157320
collapsed at work, had a panic attack
been taking it easy since it's my day off today
feeling a lot better
are you feeling okay?
>>2157322
is it ticketed? I'd go with you for the food
54946e No.2157328
>>2157321
That is the soonest I can get them to you!
>>2157322
All that liquor is shit.
Kirin is a halfway decent beer, but that is it.
>>2157323
Oh nice, congrats!
267422 No.2157330
>>2157327
pain... nothing for it
no need to linger there
do yo utake anything for anxiety?
what did your boss say about it?
3369f9 No.2157331
>>2157328
Thanks. The pay raise is going to help a lot.
How are you lately?
267422 No.2157332
>>2157328
i can get a russian or korean in like a week...
41625d No.2157333
>>2157330
rip dude
i'm pain too from my shit
nah they don't really know but i told them they need to fuckin schedule me somewhere else
54946e No.2157334
>>2157329
Ripped? No.
>>2157331
I bet. Pay is always a nice bump.
I am alright I suppose. Work has sucked this past week, but oh well.
>>2157332
But are they red heads?!?!??!?!????!??!!??!?!?!
9a74f7 No.2157335
>>2157324
Thats if I find a cute one
>>2157325
I wonder how much a beer is gonna cost
Since it's AX it's probably gonna range from 6 - 10 bucks per beer
>>2157327
Nah, most of the events here are free aslong as you have a badge
Except for the Maid Cafe events and Concerts I think
>>2157328
Its only Jap stuff
I dont mind any of those 3 beers lol
I like Toki, never had the other two
Gekkekian is fucking trash ugh
267422 No.2157338
cambodian in like 2 days
>>2157333
how did he take it?
>>2157334
well no, no theyre not... russian maybe. its a crap shoot
41625d No.2157339
>>2157335
you said maid cafe is a bust...what about concerts?
>>2157338
fine enough i guess
he just said "yeah okay i'll talk to them"
guero might have got me an interview tho, talking with a person about it
267422 No.2157340
>>2157339
then rest up, nothing to worry about...
9a74f7 No.2157341
>>2157339
I forgot who's playing this year, I think its 3 different bands
I need to double check
There's always the AX Dance which is like a rave kind of thing which is free if you have a badge
267422 No.2157342
youre not gonna have time for concerts and dances and shit with all that trim waiting back at the hotel room...
9a74f7 No.2157343
Oh the Aqours are playing on Weds
427543 No.2157344
I can't believe Soto is going to blow more underage boys at AX this year.
9a74f7 No.2157345
>>2157342
blow and alcohol*
267422 No.2157346
54946e No.2157347
>>2157337
Nothing, really.
>>2157338
See. Mine are red. Guaranteed.
Maybe strawberry blonde.
41625d No.2157348
>>2157340
i guess
keep your chin up bud i luv u pops
>>2157341
alright cool
>>2157344
you're just mad you never got to blow smiles
267422 No.2157350
>>2157347
so help you if the curtains dont match the drapes
267422 No.2157351
>>2157348
>he called me pops
427543 No.2157352
>>2157348
But I did, though???
3369f9 No.2157353
>>2157347
Well either way I hope it gets better.
I'll be back after a while.
54946e No.2157354
>>2157349
Do you realize how much work it takes to be 'ripped'? I will never do that. I prefer to just be strong and built.
>>2157350
I'll make sure to dye the curtains, don't you worry!
>>2157353
I'll likely be asleep. Talk to you later, Squash. Be good!
41625d No.2157355
>>2157352
did you swallow like a good boy?
>>2157351
:3
267422 No.2157357
>>2157354
right, well
its settled then
9a74f7 No.2157358
>>2157344
It's a yearly tradition
3643d7 No.2157360
Wait, you're not going to JKL with me Soto?
54946e No.2157361
>>2157356
It usually involves an inordinately low bodyfat percentage. That is all. It is the same thing that body building and muscle building aren't the same. Body building is all about the vanity of it. All about appearance. Where as weight lifting and such is all about literally being strong. Not many dead lifters look 'ripped'.
>>2157357
Always a pleasure doing business with you! Mandy Marriages is your number one Red Headed Imports!
267422 No.2157362
>>2157361
i look forward to leaving you positive reviews on wish.com
3643d7 No.2157364
>>2157363
Hi Smiles, how are you?
267422 No.2157365
wait.... the cat was smiles all along?
f90588 No.2157366
>>2157364
I'm not god damn smile
>>2157365
no
54946e No.2157367
>>2157362
Oh, no. We don't actually use that site. We actually use Wish.co.uk.org.edu
>>2157363
It is alright though. I think shoulders is the most attractive part of a man.
267422 No.2157368
>>2157366
wew lad had me going there for a second
3643d7 No.2157369
>>2157366
Yes, because there's an "s" on the end of it.
9a74f7 No.2157370
>>2157360
The fuck is a JKL
267422 No.2157371
>>2157367
what happened to .mil and .gov?
youre slipping Mandy
3643d7 No.2157372
>>2157370
Japan Kawaii Live
The idolshit concert at AX
54946e No.2157373
>>2157371
Please! We have no affiliation to the US Government nor the Military. We stay out of their way, and they stay our of ours.
9a74f7 No.2157374
>>2157372
What day is that happening? I know Aqours are playing on Wed and some shitty boy band is on thur I think
How much are tickets?
267422 No.2157375
>>2157373
prolly had to buy em off due to your questionable shipping procedures
0bd714 No.2157376
Oh shit you guys are actually planning to do things at AX?
54946e No.2157377
>>2157375
Well I ship them as a child.....so I also had to get past the whole child car laws. It is tough, man. Really tough. But that is part of the reason why it takes 15 years.
54946e No.2157379
>>2157378
You know, I am unsure if I can explain it. I just like broad shoulders with defined muscles. Makes me think they are stronger than the average man.
3643d7 No.2157380
>>2157374
Saturday at 5:30.
I already have my ticket for it at a really good seat :^)
The available tickets are probably like $60
>>2157376
The panel schedule is pretty shit so...
9a74f7 No.2157381
>>2157376
>tfw Wish, Nezi, and Cato don't know we only spend like 20% of the weekend at the actual con itself
lmao
3643d7 No.2157383
>>2157381
>implying I'll even hang out with you
267422 No.2157384
brb shortly-ish
>>2157377
ima need to stick a pin in this and make some grub
0bd714 No.2157385
>>2157380
Yeah we don't even go to panels... or at least I don't, maybe one or two of these weeb fucks do
>>2157381
IT'S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE
I'm gonna try to stay moderately sober so I can show Nezi and Cato around and not be a complete doofus
But there will be alcohol
f90588 No.2157386
>>2157379
noty
>>2157382
I'm the only neko
54946e No.2157387
>>2157384
If I am not around, god night.
>>2157386
You don't like broad shoulders?
9a74f7 No.2157388
>>2157380
I might be down
>>2157383
;~;
>>2157385
>implying your gf wont peer pressure you into getting trashed
BOIIIIIIIIIIII
3643d7 No.2157389
>>2157385
I'll attend all the Fakku ones.
>>2157386
Meow
0bd714 No.2157393
>>2157388
I think she works for a couple days of the con lol
Also I am immune to peer pressure, the power of my white privilege. It also gets me out of tickets like on Monday where her dumb ass dropped my ID down my seat right before we got pulled over
>>2157389
Those are a shitshow, EVERYONE goes to those
The smell is... well, you'll find out. Bring deodorant is all I'll say
3643d7 No.2157394
>>2157388
You should have gotten a good ticket a month ago if you wanted to go
You could have gotten a video of me being trash with a cyalume :^)
3643d7 No.2157395
>>2157393
I mean, why wouldn't I bring deodorant? 🤔
9a74f7 No.2157396
0bd714 No.2157397
>>2157392
It stands for gay faggot :^)
>>2157395
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO ASK EVERY FUCKING IDIOT THAT DOESN'T BRING DEODORANT TO AX
54946e No.2157398
Good night, Neko. I am gonna go pass out now.
3643d7 No.2157399
>>2157397
Yeah, weebs are pretty shit.
Why am I think only cool weeb? :^)
41625d No.2157400
if you don't into hygiene how can you expect other people to into you
0bd714 No.2157401
>>2157399
>why am I think only cool weeb
.....what?
>>2157400
Welcome to the world of weebs at cons
3643d7 No.2157402
>>2157401
I uh
I need to go to bed
0bd714 No.2157404
>>2157402
It would appear that way.
41625d No.2157405
>>2157401
I'm still gonna give u a hug
0bd714 No.2157406
>>2157405
I use deodorant so that won't be unpleasant as it could be lol
d1598e No.2157407
5ba0e0 No.2157409
>>2157407
hello elma i hope you've had a good day today
d1598e No.2157411
>>2157409
thanks, I did^^
how have you been?
5ba0e0 No.2157412
>>2157411
uuu Today there was a tornado the next town over and severe storms and work today was soooooo long
I'm waiting to hang out with my brother and we're gonna talk about stuffs and hang out...
what about you ? :3
d1598e No.2157413
>>2157412
ooh snap. we had tornado warnings up north here too. scary stuff x_x
Worked my short shift of the week, then fed my baby plants. I went skateboarding cause I finally decided to start getting some cardio in again which was fun.
I ordered some seeds just now too. Got some fun stuff :p
3369f9 No.2157414
Thread trip to Oceans of Fun when?
9ed2e1 No.2157419
do you eat rice with chopsticks?
0bd714 No.2157420
267422 No.2157421
>rice with chopsticks
niga you white niga
live in 'murica niga
proper spoons and knives and forks and shit niga
9ed2e1 No.2157423
>>2157420
>>2157421
I eat with a fork but this place is full of weebs.
267422 No.2157424
>>2157423
they DO have some strange ideas of multiculturalism lol
0bd714 No.2157425
>>2157423
It depends where you get the rice
You can't eat Mexican rice with chopsticks unless you eat one grain at a time or some shit
9ed2e1 No.2157426
>>2157424
we're a melting pot or something of cultures
>>2157425
I just had jasmine rice. It came in a big bag and it's cheap.
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0a5b0c No.2157429
So, I have to dispose of a multitude of liquor bottles so my mother can't shame me with them, and I plan to do so in the local lake, at a spot near the middle, deep enough that they won't be discovered any sooner than the recentlty discovrered Model-T was (cause some fool parked on the lake in fucking spring). I plan on decorating one of the bottles with a self depricating joke related to alcoholism using waterproof paint. I'm open to suggestions as to what to paint on this bottle. Anyone have a suggestion, let me know.
0a5b0c No.2157430
It'll be like a time capsule or some shit.
0a5b0c No.2157431
>>2157430
Also I am only dumping the glass ones, not the plastic ones, for you environmentalists.
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267422 No.2157433
fascinating.... and what quantity, shape, color are the ones you wish to dispose of?
the same for the one reserved for arts and crafts time...
267422 No.2157434
i love a good concealment plot
01f1b6 No.2157435
0a5b0c No.2157436
>>2157433
I have a lot of paint because painting is something I love, I mostly use acryllic. I have mostly Tanqueray bottles but also Citadelle and some Ungava bottles. The first are primarily green, but acryllic can fairly easily conceal the foundation. The other two are clear-blue and clear respectively.
I would say, probably 20= bottles in total since the last raid. I'm either going to use a Tanqueray or Ungava bottle.
0a5b0c No.2157437
267422 No.2157438
>>2157436
>>2157437
how interesting... at first my thought was
rather than submerge the evidence instead to hide the bottles singularly in the home with little notes to your mom directing her to the next, and so on. Culminating in a lovely engraved and red and blue painted with tropical flowers and such she could use as an oil decanter or vase.
as such use the above description on the single bottle since the balance will be met with burial at sea
267422 No.2157439
wrap it up nicely with a giftbag and some colorful tissue paper and give it to her as a present
38728d No.2157440
0a5b0c No.2157441
>>2157438
Alcohol is something I've been shamed about at least a decade before I even started drinking. I like your suggestions, but they won't be as satisfying in my situation as would making them disappear, since my mother shamelessly monitors my bank account and I can't really easily do anything about it because I am lazy and don't give a fuck since she doesn't respect my privacy and space at all anyway. She's already humiliated me so many times, the only way to really cause confusion is to make all the bottles disappear without a trace when she least expects it. She's been making more and more threats recently, so I need to do something, and fast.
0a5b0c No.2157442
>>2157440
Should I paint a pissing clam?
Two pissing clams fucking?
76b9d8 No.2157443
>>2157429
put them in the recycling, litterbug.
0a5b0c No.2157444
>>2157443
I don't have a car, the middle of the lake would hurt nothin, some fishes might even lay eggs in the bottles and it'll benefit the fish population.
76b9d8 No.2157445
>>2157444
that's bullshit, litterbug.
0a5b0c No.2157446
>>2157445
I'm only putting out the glass ones, glass is literally molten sand/rock, but they won't even be broken, literally nothing harmed in the process. The lake is deep as fuck.
267422 No.2157447
>>2157441
she clearly loves you and only cares for your health
76b9d8 No.2157448
>>2157446
well, since you put it that way, you should still recycle them. not leave your narcissistic mark of alcoholism permanently on this planet.
sorry if your mom is a bitch. sorry you feel the need to drink. but the sooner you stop, the sooner your brain and liver can start repairing the damage you've done to it.
keep a bottle. etch or paint the formula for ethanol on it, as a reminder to never romanticize what the poison really is.
0a5b0c No.2157449
>>2157447
My upbringing conflicts with my parents new expressions of caring.. I am honestly trying to see it that way, but it only makes me hate myself. Also I'm not gonna create a continuous dump of bottles. I have been resented as being like my father all my life, and my recent binge drinking is only the latest of many things I've felt like shit about, even though her meddling makes me feel more like shit than the shit that originally led me to the very behaviours I now drink to some extent out of shame over. Sometimes you just need to be a fucking adult by yourself, and need to sort your own shit out by yourself, without your parental units treating you like you are still 12 years old.
267422 No.2157450
>>2157449
should you feel the need to hide it there may be more serious issues at play here. perhaps taking a short break from drinking would be well advised.
0a5b0c No.2157451
>>2157448
I appreciate your comment, honestly. My mom isn't so much a bitch, as she is overly emotional in a way I can't understand very well on a fundamental level. She wants to make me stop, but her methods make it worse, which is sort of an impulsive defense mechanism on my part, and is something i am working on overriding.
I highly doubt I will make any negative impact, considering some assholes literally smash beer bottles on local beaches. None of my bottles will be broken, or pose a risk to anyone or anything.
Ps. Your suggestion that I paint the formula for ethanol will be added to the bottle. As will the statement that it is literally poison
0a5b0c No.2157452
>>2157450
Not sleeping will have a very very negative impact on me tho, especially since i am trying to be more effective at work so I can get more hours. Weed makes it easy to sleep but when I am really stressed (which is pretty much all the time) my asthma is so severe that I may end up still being awake all night just trying to breathe, like I have to consciously keep my lungs in motion or I feel like I'll die.
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0a5b0c No.2157454
0a5b0c No.2157455
I am off to bed as well.
See yous guys n'other time!
01f1b6 No.2157456
a2aac9 No.2157457
>>2157448
why is this thing so cute
thought it was a female at first
01f1b6 No.2157459
>>2157458
Soccer is for faggots
5ba0e0 No.2157460
>>2157459
yeah I dont even watch the world cup desu I just like the cute brasil images
5ba0e0 No.2157463
>>2157461
I heard about this
Then germany got vive la mexico'd
90c2d9 No.2157464
I thought I couldnt be triggered.
Then I saw a 02 dressed as a BR
a2aac9 No.2157466
its retarded how many of these there are
90c2d9 No.2157467
>>2157465
ahahaha shit was that this world cup
5ba0e0 No.2157468
>>2157466
>>2157466
Ooo do you have a Yui?
90c2d9 No.2157469
>>2157466
You underestimate brazil's capacity of retardation
90c2d9 No.2157472
>>2157470
Knowing thousands of brazilians were depressed in russia gives me a nice warm feeling inside.
a2aac9 No.2157473
>>2157472
thats a bit sadistic
5ba0e0 No.2157474
>>2157471
I love it thank you
90c2d9 No.2157477
>>2157473
BR ruins online video games.
90c2d9 No.2157478
>>2157475
Oh no, bard, pls no
a2aac9 No.2157479
>>2157477
what game would that be
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a2aac9 No.2157481
>>2157480
WHAT GAYMES WOULD THOSE BE
i found a few of ochako christ these are so bad okay last one
a2aac9 No.2157483
never really had much problem with any brs in any game tbh
i hear there are alot of those in bdo but generaly i have had no problem with them at all
90c2d9 No.2157484
>>2157483
Im sure theyre wonderful people but the thing is that doesn't matter.
90c2d9 No.2157486
>>2157485
Australia wears green and gold as national colours.
Like us more.
5ba0e0 No.2157487
>>2157486
but the R is pronounced as an H sound,.....
90c2d9 No.2157488
>>2157487
Wheres brazil's vicious boxing animal?
5ba0e0 No.2157489
>>2157488
brasil doesn't box
brasil is gwappling : 3
90c2d9 No.2157490
>>2157489
Brazil's national bird is a leetle birdy.
Australia national bird is big bird, stronk bird.
Their national land animal is a jaguar, which is commendable, but they cant punch cunts and kangaroos are bullet sponges.
More like grappling my DICK
038060 No.2157492
Australia > Brasil
Bard is just gay
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90c2d9 No.2157495
>>2157492
We're the best worst country, brazil is just shitty
c2ff5d No.2157496
Unfortunately I'm still alive
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c2ff5d No.2157498
>>2157497
I'll have some new nearly invisible scars in a week or so
01f1b6 No.2157499
>>2157496
You know what to do
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c2ff5d No.2157502
>>2157500
My skin heals scars rather quickly
It's been just over a week and it looks like the color will be healed in a few days
90c2d9 No.2157503
>>2157502
I wish my scars did that
038060 No.2157504
>>2157502
Then they're not really *new* scars. If anything, i'd describe that as less scars
a2aac9 No.2157505
>another aussie
please be a twink please be twink
a2aac9 No.2157506
our nation animal is agoat
you literally cant make this up
038060 No.2157507
What are you, fuckin gay?
a2aac9 No.2157508
>>2157507
only for austrailians
90c2d9 No.2157509
>>2157505
Still dont understand that boner yet?
a2aac9 No.2157510
i mean you are built like a bear dude how do you expect me to work with that
90c2d9 No.2157511
how did i even word that in my brain
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a2aac9 No.2157513
>>2157512
the picture said otherwise , really tall and naturall well built body not really trap material
a2aac9 No.2157514
did i scare the other one off
90c2d9 No.2157516
>>2157513
THE PICTURE LIES
Of course a person looks tall from the level of a short person.
90c2d9 No.2157517
>>2157514
He's not fuckin gay like you
038060 No.2157518
>>2157508
Understandable
>>2157514
Nah I'm just flakey as fuck when it comes to paying attention to shit.
a2aac9 No.2157519
>>2157516
not that short really almost 5'9 here
038060 No.2157520
Oh yeah, I'm the straightest fucker out there, totally.
a2aac9 No.2157521
by posting here you are atleast somewhat gay and that gives me hope
90c2d9 No.2157522
>>2157519
I think im like 5'6 but that was some time ago
>>2157520
I saw you sex several vaginas, I had to call the gay police, I couldnt let the illegal action occur any longer
a2aac9 No.2157524
>>2157522
no way you looked huge in that pic
>>2157523
oooo
90c2d9 No.2157525
>>2157524
My metabolism is whacky.
I dont have diabetes but I put on very little body fat, so much so that at times I've had a negative bmi.
I can gain muscle slowly and it always looks toned so long as I put on weight, which I've done
038060 No.2157528
>>2157526
Hey nerd
What's up?
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a2aac9 No.2157530
so much time spent here and i still feel like ive learned minimum about trips fagging or have gained little to nothing from here,sad
038060 No.2157531
The gay is impacting your learning ability.
a2aac9 No.2157532
im not really all that gay but i thought all tripfags were and am attempting to imitate them
3 months here and i dont even have a avatar folder
038060 No.2157533
>im not really all that gay
>please be a twink please be twink
f90588 No.2157534
>>2157527
>>2157528
just waked up
I don't wanna get up tho
good thing it's payday
>>2157529
*purr purr*
a2aac9 No.2157535
>>2157533
im not gay okay i just think about dick sometimes get off my case
038060 No.2157536
>>2157534
Pretty sure paydays aren't holidays.
Get up you lazy cat
>>2157535
Sounds pretty gay to me.
a2aac9 No.2157538
>>2157536
need to be gayer to trip proprely apparently
>>2157537
is this a custom trip?
what did you use for it
f90588 No.2157539
>>2157536
what's today?
>>2157537
tired
you?
90c2d9 No.2157540
The second you fantasise about a male is the second that your sexuality has been irrevocably changed by a gay experience.
Thinking about dicks is very not straight heh
>>2157538
Got it from an old friend because I started out as Herp Derpinson. He gone now, miss the guy.
90c2d9 No.2157541
>>2157539
Just relaxing, is 9pm here so not too late.
I ended up working today when was gonna have it off but I was able to get lifethings out of the way anyway
a2aac9 No.2157542
tfw herp will never cook for you
feelsbad
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038060 No.2157544
>>2157539
I dunno, work?
>>2157538
I believe in you.
38728d No.2157545
fuck, i jus had a panic attack
854d96 No.2157546
>>2157543
probably used MTY
Also, Squiddy is the gayest here holy shit
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7ca867 No.2157551
>>2157550
wow no need to make it personal man..
what's up paki
038060 No.2157552
>>2157546
>says your'reself
>>2157545
Whymst tho
>>2157547
literally who
a2aac9 No.2157553
>>2157551
nothing personal were all fags here
just had lunch with me nan
7ca867 No.2157554
>>2157552
>>2157553
nice, tell her you love her
a2aac9 No.2157555
>>2157554
yeah i just realized
do you want to be called fag or amat
a2aac9 No.2157556
>>2157554
she keeps wanting to marry me off , i havent the heart to tell her im probably not going to marry for atleast 8 or so more years
a2aac9 No.2157557
>>2157554
what about you what you been upto
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507a71 No.2157560
>>2157554
seems like a WHO to me
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d1598e No.2157567
>>2157566
Me? Or the Pink hair? Or Shawn?
90c2d9 No.2157568
>>2157567
Ill take all three thank you
d1598e No.2157569
>>2157568
The thirst is real~
90c2d9 No.2157570
>>2157569
BLASPHEMY
LIES AND SLANDER
YOU ARE DELUSIONAL SIR
d1598e No.2157571
d1598e No.2157573
Is there anyone else to talk to?
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90c2d9 No.2157578
>>2157575
Haio
>>2157576
Didnt mean to offend, was just being silly
Unless its just because I'm boring. If that's it, carry on.
d1598e No.2157579
>>2157577
How's it been?
>>2157578
You called me a cunt, a liar, delusional, and sir within 2 posts.
7d7e88 No.2157580
>>2157579
>You called me a cunt, a liar, delusional, and sir within 2 posts
Sounds like an average conversation with an Aussy tbh.
90c2d9 No.2157581
>>2157579
I didnt actually mean it!
Also in australia cunt isnt always a bad thing
Australians are profane in a nice way.
Well....depends on the situation.
Ur naice tho, so cunt mean gud
Sorri, I forget this board isnt straya hehe
90c2d9 No.2157582
The world could learn from the way we use the word cunt
90c2d9 No.2157583
507a71 No.2157585
Herp's being an autist about explaining it but ">this cunt" *is* essentially meaningless, and the second post was just him spouting his normal random shit.
90c2d9 No.2157586
01f1b6 No.2157587
> breakfast in 17 o`clock
d1598e No.2157588
I'm actually less offended at cunt compared to the rest of the shit, random or not. Just a strange way to greet somebody imo
507a71 No.2157589
>>2157588
Herp never grew out of 2011 internet, it's basically just a canned phrase.
>>2157587
Do not have breakfast while contained within 17 clocks.
90c2d9 No.2157590
>>2157588
Next time I shall say hello.
I'll leave you be for now.
90c2d9 No.2157591
d1598e No.2157592
>>2157589
Oh.
Well, what are you doing?
507a71 No.2157593
>>2157592
Fukken my sleep schedule up because it dared to break the alright schedule I had going for a long time, and I have a short break now.
d1598e No.2157594
>>2157593
oooh. my sleep sched. has been surprisingly tame lately, it's just my damn pillow. I need a new one that doesn't murder my neck every night :(
ooh you're at work?
507a71 No.2157596
>>2157595
It should have been 'at', not 'in'. Also nobody says "o' clock" with 24 hour time but that's whatever.
>>2157594
Fuck big pillows, as someone who can only sleep on their front and thus need to sleep on one of their arms as well.
Nah, study. Trying to fix my life.
01f1b6 No.2157597
>>2157596
> nobody says "o' clock" with 24 hour time
Why?
Tnx for help
d1598e No.2157598
>>2157596
I kind of want a body pillow, but not a weeb one. I like being able to fold them around for sitting up and reading vs laying down/sleeping :p
d1598e No.2157599
I bet you're doing IT
Are you studying IT?
d1598e No.2157600
welp I already spent half of my paycheck
womp womp
d1598e No.2157602
>>2157601
Phone bill, one of my credit card bills, and a double payment on my car.
Just got rent and car insurance next week^^
507a71 No.2157603
>>2157597
I dunno, probably because o' clock is vaguely old fashioned and 24 hour time is generally not. Additionally it's very reductionist phrase, and anything past twelve is a lot clunkier of a word, so it sounds odd vocally.
>>2157598
My bed wish is just sheets that aren't fucking pastels and creams, but these are the hells we have fallen into.
>>2157599
Currently it's some intermediary shit before uni because of various reasons, probably will do IT though. There's other stuff that I'm interested in more but IT's a reliably marketable skill for which I have aptitude, so I'm just gonna go with taht.
fee55f No.2157604
>>2157602
So one of your checks will be free after that for a LOT of lewd stuff?
d1598e No.2157606
>>2157603
Never shopped for bedding before??
All that school business seemed like too much work and money. I'm surprised there aren't too many ITs at this point tbh
>>2157604
Nah, I'm just trying to power save and pay everything off. I still have medical stuff, another credit card to pay down, and I want to finish my car's 3 year loan in a year and a half.
fee55f No.2157607
>>2157606
You're better off doing it all the way you are doing it for sure. As soon as bad credit slips in, your options get limited. Worse than no credit.
507a71 No.2157608
>>2157606
I mean I could just do that, but it's much easier to just voice my vague displeasure with the colour of the soft slab upon which I spend much of my life.
Yeah but my brainhole can do the learning and is more suited to white colour labor than blue collar. I mean I don't have discipline to study right but enough of a brainhole to compensate. There's not as many people actually going with it as you'd think. In particular not here, anyway.
507a71 No.2157609
>>2157605
no music
only silence
0c252c No.2157610
This morning i made a doll out of random shit lying around in my room.
Good stuff, premium craftsmanship
01f1b6 No.2157611
>>2157610
Looks very scary
d1598e No.2157612
>>2157607
I started with credit that was effed over by my older brother when I lived with him in Virginia. There's no way I'm letting it go back down.
>>2157608
Good points all around. idk work is work. You're either gonna be abused physically or psychologically at the end of the day ;3
fee55f No.2157615
>>2157612
My girlfriend had a hard time finding a place to live since she had an eviction on her record. She was with her baby daddy at the time. You can't get by with much anymore without getting perpetually punished
d1598e No.2157616
>>2157615
None of the apartments I've lived at on my own actually had a lease agreement lol
I don't live in a sketchy neighborhood anymore tho ;3
fee55f No.2157617
>>2157616
Lucky. It's all 1-year leases except a rare 6 month one here.
I lived across tracks from a work release center. It was a very loud but fairly ok area with a lot of sketchy people going back and forth.
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d1598e No.2157619
>>2157617
wew lad that's always fun
fee55f No.2157620
>>2157619
Nice memories, other than the trains on the 3 tracks and how small the place was. It's a bridge now that I drive over.
507a71 No.2157621
>>2157612
Yeah, as I said, my brainhole is more suited to success than my body is, hence white collar. And probably to deal with the psychological abuse a tad more.
>>2157613
Too much squiddy
854d96 No.2157625