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Something cute, something nice, all covered in rice - and chocolate syrup.
▶ 7b6300 (5) No.2134261>>2134264 >>2134266 >>2134283
>>2134254
How many different foods do u put maple syrup on
>>2134256
You'd miss me :3
>>2134257
I will never repent
You'll just have to execute me
▶ 7b6300 (5) No.2134262>>2134263
>>2134255
TP crossdressing pics when?
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134263>>2134267 >>2134269
>>2134262
oh no i am male true and true with identity
i just wish i could sing or dance like a woman
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134266>>2134269
>>2134261
You have been too good to me for that.
▶ c73591 (12) No.2134267>>2134268
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>>2134263
how about like her?
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134268>>2134270
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>>2134267
mariah is kinda a bitch but this track is fly
▶ 7b6300 (5) No.2134269>>2134273 >>2134286
I can't believe Grim pretends not to be gay but then tries to tell me not to flirt with Wish
He's getting jell cos he's 2 shy to flirt with people who have penises
>>2134263
Sing "The Best of Both Worlds" by Hannah Montana on Vocaroo
Cos that song came to my mind when you said "best of both worlds" about traps in the last thread
>>2134264
Why do you have to be tsun all the time, Wish-kun? ♥
>>2134266
Yeah, I'm a saint
▶ c73591 (12) No.2134270>>2134272
>>2134268
Age caught up with her some i think.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134271>>2134277
you guys scared away based grim
i hadn't talking to him in months
you dicks
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134272>>2134277
>>2134270
oh for sure but that was the last track where i ignored her diva antics
she can go to hell
she is legit crazy
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134273>>2134275 >>2134277
>>2134269
>He's getting jell cos he's 2 shy to flirt with people who have penises
what
>Why do you have to be tsun all the time, Wish-kun? ♥
what
▶ 7b6300 (5) No.2134275>>2134281
>>2134273
I was talking about Grim in that first line
What are you confused about? ^^
You're being super cute right now
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134276
based nezi
did you start that whole skateboarding thing?
i have a feeling you did
german guy went buck
▶ c73591 (12) No.2134277>>2134281
>>2134271
He comes on sometimes. I think he was on yesterday
>>2134272
She was pretty decent when she started out but the fame changed everything somehow.
>>2134273
souhaite joue coy
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134278>>2134279 >>2134291
Odd thread to walk in on.
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134281>>2134291
>>2134275
You're always like "omg wish ur being so flirty and cute"
and I'm like "hi"
>>2134277
faits m'cochon mdrrrr
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134282>>2134287
IM TRYING TO CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS IM STILL HERE
▶ f20a07 (4) No.2134283>>2134291
>>2134261
Ham, waffles, pancakes, eggs, toast, ice cream, snow, coffee, tea, the list goes on, but that's all I can think of for now
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134284
▶ f20a07 (4) No.2134285>>2134316
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134286>>2134291
>>2134269
excuse urself before I duff ur ass
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134289
a defragmentation of the house
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134290>>2134302
>>2134287
messes are being cleaned up as we speak brah
▶ 7b6300 (5) No.2134291>>2134294 >>2134296 >>2134302 >>2134316
>>2134278
ay gurl how u
>>2134281
I didn't even say "flirty"
You just keep acting all confused and I think it's kawaii
>>2134283
What about bacon
>>2134286
What does that mean? Are you threatening to do gay things to my butt
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134292>>2134296
so ur just moving your trash in a linw
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134293>>2134295
in case anyone wondered
eva and i are cool now
we didn't really get into the mom thing that much
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134294
>>2134291
You mentioned e-pheromones though
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134295>>2134299
>>2134293
wait is that the dyke from bbcan?
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134296>>2134298
>>2134292
yeah, so I can ream it right into your taking-everything-for literal ass.
>>2134291
YOU'D LIKE THE HUH 4M?
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134298>>2134303 >>2134309
>>2134296
Grim I'm a boy
stop flirting with me
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134299>>2134308 >>2134313
>>2134295
pic?
no
she's from a show on mtv about rich kids in florida
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134301>>2134306
i hear russell is on aussie survivor lol
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134302>>2134304 >>2134307
>>2134288
How did you let it get this bad, Grim? Por quuueeee, Seniooor Grimmo?
>>2134290
Like with a vacuum or mop?
>>2134291
Hooi.
I am sore buuut ok enough, uuuu?
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134304>>2134314
>>2134302
its all stuff from my parentals :<
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134305>>2134314 >>2134318
can i have attention pwease
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134307>>2134314
>>2134302
i donno i think grim is still kinda salty
but he should just release
he has so many other things going for him
he just needs to see it
▶ c73591 (12) No.2134309
>>2134298
just post vag and prove you're a boy then.
>>2134300
a genetic freak that must be taken advantage of.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134310>>2134311
>>2134308
boxxy?
yeah i had a thing for her too
how cool is it that she made money off of creeps on /b/
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134311>>2134317
>>2134310
Well yeah, but I meant your pics.
I'd destroy this chick though.
▶ 4845f1 (9) No.2134313
>>2134299
Oh okay, I was goona say
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134314>>2134315 >>2134320
>>2134304
Oh? Well, you got this!
>>2134305
♥
>>2134307
It happens to us all.
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134315>>2134327
>>2134314
im holding off on it as long as possible and I wanna nap but theres shit to organize on my bed fffffffffffffffff
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▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134317>>2134319
>>2134311
are you /r/ing me?
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134318>>2134321
>>2134305
How goes the working outs?
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134319
>>2134317
N-no. Unless you know who that goth chick is....
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134320>>2134327
>>2134314
how you been dog
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134321>>2134323
>>2134318
took a short break cause i was fasting and hurt my foot too
i'll start again tomorrow i guess if there's time
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134323>>2134325 >>2134490
>>2134321
You can do upper body stuffs in the meantime if your foot doesn't feel up to it.
>>2134322
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134324>>2134328
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nezi please watch this video
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134325>>2134326
>>2134323
I can't lift weights
I don't wanna build muscle either
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134326>>2134329
>>2134325
W-what? Why not?
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134327>>2134330 >>2134351
>>2134315
Ever seen the second nightmare on elm street? Reenact his dance cleaning.
>>2134320
Been okay enough, how bout you?
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134328>>2134331
>>2134324
The dreads are fucking disgusting, but I could listen her talk for hours.
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134329>>2134333
>>2134326
I don't like muscles, especially on myself
it can look okay on other people but I don't want to look bulky
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134330>>2134332
>>2134327
enough?
i think this is the last weekend with me getting high while drunk
i have to pass a test in a few months
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134331>>2134333
>>2134328
she's so calming
has cystic fibrosis
▶ 1b89c5 (3) No.2134332>>2134335
>>2134330
It's not gonna be the same
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134333>>2134334
>>2134329
Unless you are getting down to like 10-15% body fat you shouldn't really have to worry about that. And I'm not even talking about tons of muscle, but having some upper body muscle is really helpful.
>>2134331
I know not what that means.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134335>>2134341 >>2134342
>>2134332
i know sorry man
i will have to be clean until next spring
i will be making much more money and i will always talk to lil neko
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134336>>2134340
>>2134334
O-ok.
I'm not sure I have ever met anybody like you before, Nez.
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134337
Sorry, I just got to the part where she said
"I was a graphic designer for 2 weeks in college before I switched majors"
And I fucking broke up laughing. I'm sorry, she seems like an awful nice girl, and I hope her the best, but that line is just gold.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134338
nezi was like in the same wave as grim
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134339
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134340>>2134345 >>2134346
>>2134336
what's that mean? I am just me. There is only one nezi.
I'm not that weird am I?
▶ 1b89c5 (3) No.2134341
>>2134335
But you ignored me earlier
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134342>>2134344
>>2134335
But you ignored me earlier
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134343
>that moment nezi realizes his reputation precedes him
a bitch
huh
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134344>>2134348
>>2134342
not intentional
i am sorry lil neko!
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134345>>2134349 >>2134352
TP is not sorry, Neko
>>2134340
Never said you were weird, love. Just that I never met anybody like you before. You are like the opposite of the normal gym rat. All leg days, no arm days. At least it gives you a nice rump.
▶ 30816d (3) No.2134346>>2134352
>>2134340
You're more focused on losing weight than getting in shape.
Is all.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134347
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134348>>2134353
>>2134344
Stop calling me that also
What are you doing right now
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134350>>2134354
>>2134349
I'd wager my left testicle. Maybe. Probably. Alright, I'd wager my beard. Alright fuck it, I'd wager the hair on my head. But not my beard.
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134351
>>2134327
nop
I will get to work now tho
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134352>>2134356 >>2134358
>>2134345
it's just the body type i want :x
>>2134346
i used to have arm, chest, shoulder muscles, lifted religiously for months
didn't like how i looked, even if it felt good/strong
>>2134349
i only do cycling and walking
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134353>>2134357
>>2134348
oh just trying to chill
sorry about that
i had a vegas trips last weekend and no one was chill
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134354>>2134358
>>2134350
I don't even want my own
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134357>>2134359
>>2134353
Is that why you were gone?
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134358>>2134360
>>2134352
Perfect, then! Just don't ruin your foot!
>>2134354
I didn't mean I'd give them to you, I was more saying I'd wager me removing mine.
Also, what?
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134359>>2134361
>>2134357
yeah last weekend i was almost dead in vegas
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134360>>2134362
>>2134358
Not really a fan of hair anywhere except on top of my head
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134362>>2134364
>>2134360
I couldn't imagine not having all my arm, leg, chest hair. Or my beard. I love my beard. And it loves me.
You know a beard won't go and have sex with some guy at her work, and then try to turn that shit around on you and saying it's your fault, because you never paid any attention to her feeeeeelings.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134363>>2134365
>>2134361
i did blow
it was a hellavu drug
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134365>>2134367
>>2134363
Sounds like a fun time. I never really did anything outside of smoking weed
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134367>>2134369
>>2134365
i already said i wouldnt drink hard
i didn't even anticipate blow
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134370>>2134371 >>2134373
>>2134368
Because you don't like beards!
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134372>>2134379
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>>2134369
i got in a fight with my friend
pretty fucking great actually
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134373>>2134376
>>2134370
excellent growth
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134374
i think i used to do: bicep curl, tripcep (pull?), ab curl, leg curl, another leg curl?, leg press, shoulder row, chest press, and some pulldown thing for shoulders i think
probably forgetting one
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134375
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134376>>2134378 >>2134380
>>2134371
Fair enough, I guess. I will try not to hold it against you.
>>2134373
Thanks, but that was quite a few years ago. I had to chop off my hair and most of my beard for my current job now.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134377
we don't care about your exercise routine
how bout stop talking about it and start walking it
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134378>>2134384
>>2134376
rip in rest those wonderful locks
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134379
>>2134372
Did you beat his ass?
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134381
the bottom line is nezi
you will never be fit enough
until you are ok with yourself
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134383
it's not rocket science
obvious fatboi issues galour
▶ 1e9b13 (18) No.2134384
>>2134378
I truly miss those locks. They were gorgeous.
▶ 30816d (3) No.2134385
Wonder what Nezi did to get TP to thirst over him so hard.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134386
nezi if i could give you some advice
don't listen to your ego
cause he's a faggot
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134392>>2134396
▶ ed4ff9 (1) No.2134393
Kyle, Matthew's info- I'm concerned.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134394
#kyle
matteww just got so real
▶ c73591 (12) No.2134396>>2134398
>>2134392
i wonder if white pantyhose would work too. or bras. I haven't had a dog since i was a little girl so i don't remember.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134397
kyle does love matthew
is he ok?
matt i mean
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134398>>2134410
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▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134400
nezi why do you shift what you care about to get replies
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134401
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134403>>2134405 >>2134407 >>2134411 >>2134490
Going back to school for a second degree cause evidently it's being paid for.
Suggest Majors that aren't totally useless
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134404
nezi is only here for himself and his rich parents
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134405
>>2134403
Women's Studies
Political Science
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134406>>2134413
Nezi is now disallowed from all future suggesting
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134407
>>2134403
Don't shoot up the school pls
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134408
sorry about that rich boi trash nigga
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134409
nezi adds nothing
and all his shit is comparing himself to better people
he has serious problems
▶ c73591 (12) No.2134410
>>2134398
I'll admit that. That's why i got a ton of feline webms in its own folder.
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134411>>2134417
>>2134403
electrical engineering
aero engineering
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134412>>2134447
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134413>>2134417
>>2134406
it was a joke >.>
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134414
i unironically love grim
so there is that
i will flip my game for grim
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134415
and you are such a pussy nezi
for real
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134416
no joke never again will i even have sympathy for your pussy shit
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134417>>2134438 >>2134447
>>2134411
Electrical engineering seams feasible
If I wanted to go back for Aero engineering I'd have to transfer to a college in a town my wife and I moved from because she hated it.
Adding Electrical to the list.
>>2134413
I know, boo, but it wasn't funny
▶ 621fe5 (4) No.2134418>>2134421 >>2134422
It just wouldn't be Friday without TP.
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134419>>2134422
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134420>>2134427
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134421>>2134427
>>2134418
It is until he showed up
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134422>>2134427
>>2134418
Yo did you end up going to the show last night?
...also you say that like it's a bad thing
>>2134419
Sup beautiful?
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134423
i was calling out nezi as being a pussy
it was warrented
▶ 57e21e (4) No.2134424
▶ 621fe5 (4) No.2134427>>2134428 >>2134429 >>2134431
>>2134420
Ayy.
>>2134421
You might be right.
>>2134422
What show?
nah, I mean it
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134429>>2134435
>>2134427
I know I'm right!
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134431>>2134435 >>2134443
A leaf said my name....
...is it Kanra?
>>2134427
The Days'n'Daze show. Talked about it a few weeks ago. Ended up playing and singing on stage and making out with the basstub player.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134432
>>2134430
What's up tp
I said stop calling me that
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134433>>2134443
kanra is like that type of person that needs to rule
like that jew who raped everyone in films
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134434>>2134443
i find kanra's intelligence at best
average
▶ 621fe5 (4) No.2134435>>2134436 >>2134437 >>2134449
>>2134428
What's new?
>>2134429
Well I know that you know that you're right.
>>2134431
Oh fuck I forgot about that!
You had quite the time though I guess.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134436>>2134439
>>2134435
How? Are you stalking me?
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134438>>2134449
▶ 621fe5 (4) No.2134439>>2134442
>>2134436
I'd never.
>>2134437
First minute of this is pretty funny, dat stage autism.
▶ f20a07 (4) No.2134440
Every leaf is actually Kanra
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134441
lets be real kanra locked up children
▶ 57e21e (4) No.2134443>>2134449
>>2134431
nothing important on my end. its just neat you're around. oh, and I'm a respectable employed person now, and boy does it suck.
>>2134433
oh sure
>>2134434
good
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134444
you don't think kanra is a rapist?
ok
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134445
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134446
he may have raped your thoughts without you realizing it
▶ 5f39f7 (16) No.2134447
>>2134412
yes my love
>>2134417
the breadth of that degree is so wide and its an extremely in demand field my boy
▶ 7c52b1 (68) No.2134448
ok i will say 100 percent
kanra is a rapist
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134449>>2134454
>>2134435
Quite the time.
Would post video but is pretty gay
>>2134438
aww dude, smile, you're good.
>>2134443
Sucks for you. I'm off for a ten week paid vacation, as per my annual contract.
If you're unhappy with working, quit. Trade in all your chips. Go be a vagabond.
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134451>>2134454
No, seriously, go be a vagabond. Let me live vicariously through you.
▶ 57e21e (4) No.2134454>>2134458
>>2134449
is it summer vacation already... another year.
I'm gonna get the badass job I want. vacations are overrated if you like work, right?
>>2134451
all roads lead to vagabondry to me...
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134458
>>2134454
>I'm gonna get the badass job I want.
Famous last words.
▶ 57e21e (4) No.2134462
oh god ik... its what i said last year, too...
▶ 7bb14d (6) No.2134484>>2134486
144 K Damage at tier 5
Confederate and High Caliber Achievements
Killed both the carriers basically and single handed removed their top Battleships from the game
Lost the game on points
WHERE WAS MY FUCKING TEAM
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134487
kinda want to share my tendies with Drunky
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134488>>2134489
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134489>>2134495
>>2134488
Closed down my work. Here I am.
how's your night been treating you?
▶ 61f502 (2) No.2134490
>>2134323
why does she cover her left arm like that? is it all sliced up? someone post pics of her left forearm not covered.
>>2134403
CHEMISTRY
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134491
oh right
Happy Friday, Teeps <3
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134492>>2134493
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134493>>2134496 >>2134500
>>2134492
Did that German dude ever learn to ollie?
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134495>>2134498
>>2134489
Chilling with friends and doing you know what. My brother said he was coming back but he is taking forever
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134496>>2134498 >>2134500
>>2134493
His government didn't give him permission to have fun so angrily posting on the internet about how bad it is to have fun was all he could manage.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134498>>2134499 >>2134503
>>2134495
ooh nice.
my thighs are soreeeeeeeeeee I think it's gonna impede me trying to sleep :(
>>2134496
oh were you here for that whole dealio?
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134499>>2134502
>>2134498
Oh my
What have you been doing to make them sore
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134500>>2134502 >>2134503
>>2134493
nah sports and recreation is paramount to russian roulette
>>2134496
fun fact about germany: no fun in germany get back to work
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134501>>2134514
>>2134497
Was it that bad?
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134502>>2134504 >>2134511
>>2134499
My roommate lol
>>2134500
wat
that doesn't make sense.
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134503>>2134505 >>2134507 >>2134511
>>2134498
I saw it after the fact. The obvious anon that was me was, well, me. I didn't have the trip on what I was using.
>>2134500
It was just the most autistic argument that was outright advocating barring anything physical because it could have the minuscule chance of injury.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134505>>2134506 >>2134509
>>2134503
Anons are never obvious to me.
>>2134504
Yes.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134507>>2134509
>>2134503
My favorite was when he replied at me "predictable argument is predictable"
Like that dude's probably a hermit if he's that crazed about recreational sports' potential danger.
Better not go camping cause there's bears out there omg
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134508>>2134520
>>2134506
It was a fun drunk night lol I don't really like being top tho. so awkward.
he called me his gf's name which was a fun bonus too lmao
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134509>>2134510
>>2134505
I dunno. It's always pretty easy to tell for me. I never really make an attempt to hide it. Typing a name without the tripcode just feels bizarre here and always has.
>>2134507
He said he didn't drive or even get in cars because they're dangerous.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134510>>2134513
>>2134509
That's ridonkulous.
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134511>>2134513 >>2134517
>>2134502
in his eyes, doing any kind of physical sport activity is as dangerous as playing "russian roulette"
I'm not sure how else to phrase it
he thinks skating is a death sentence
>>2134503
yeah I don't mind paranoia or anything but he was just being delusional and uninformed, and didn't even read my responses either, just kept spouting nonsense
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134512>>2134515 >>2134517
disappear for fifteen minutes to play a game and everyone shows up.
Hi, Elma.
I have stuff to brag about
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134513>>2134517
>>2134510
>>2134511
You kind of wonder if he's the type that wouldn't be able to function if the government didn't tell him it was okay to wipe his own ass.
▶ 7bb14d (6) No.2134514>>2134523
>>2134501
It really just makes you wonder.
High Caliber: Damage at least four enemy ships. Damage caused must exceed 30% of the total HP of all the ships on the enemy team.
Confederate: Damage at least six enemy ships. Damage caused to each ship must exceed 20% of her normal HP.
The average team consists of 12 ships. This means that at the very least I damaged half the enemy team, and if you added all the health together for the entire enemy team I did over 30% of that.
If you add the damage I did after earning those medals, I did something closer to half the health of the enemy team. 12 ships total, 6 I personally damaged, ~50% of enemy total health pool removed due to me.
This literally means that I was half the game, my single ship.
WHERE WAS MY TEAM???
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134515>>2134516
>>2134512
Did you take even bigger Mexidicks this time?
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134516>>2134518
>>2134515
I have literally no idea what you're talking about
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134517>>2134518 >>2134524 >>2134527
>>2134511
He was so adamant about broken wrists like that's the only way to possibly break your fall lol
>>2134512
brag at me and I'll try to not get jelly.
I'm back on discord too, btw <3
>>2134513
I don't wonder about any of your wiping habits, actually.
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134518>>2134519
>>2134516
>I have stuff to brag about
One would assume it's probably about Mexidicks since it's Arizona.
>>2134517
NOT LITERALLY.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134519
>>2134518
well i don't know about you anymore, jeez.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134520>>2134521
>>2134508
So you cucked someone?
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134521>>2134522
>>2134520
I mean his gf is like 3000 miles away in Cali, so...
I guess technically.
I cucked him when we lived together the first time too by fucking his gf. Our relationship is strange.
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134523>>2134529
>>2134514
Probably fapping or in my experience of team based games, being mentally challenged either on purpose for 'comedic' effect or just a thing from birth.
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134524>>2134526
>>2134517
well in his defense he's never fallen down before and both of us have done it hundreds of times
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134525>>2134530
>>2134522
I think I'm just a lowkey troublemaker honestly.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134526>>2134532
>>2134524
idk about you, but I have yet to break a bone.
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134527>>2134534
>>2134517
So today was the last day I have to work for ten weeks, and last night I went out to celebrate by seeing my absolute favorite band
I used to know them personally during my drifter days but haven't seen them in six or seven years.
and the fuckers showed up at the venue while I was burning a smoke and walked up to me, addressed me by name, and gave me hugs and my day was like made,
but better yet they asked if I wanted to get on stage for the last song, give the bassbucket player a break, play it in his place and sing along with them to one of my favorite songs
and of course I tell them yes
so all that happens
and the show is great
and then when the show is over, the bassbucket player walks up to my wife and I, tells us about an after party in the desert, and looks and my wife and says, "Hey, grab your phone. Watch this."
and he fucking grabs my ass and frenches me
so we sit there making out while my wife hoots us on and the rest of the band is laughing at Geoff and I
and we got in their van and went with them, one of the other bands, and like four other people, out into the middle of the desert until 4:00 AM
and then they dropped us off at our car, Geoff gave me his number and told us they'd be back at home in Houston in July and that we were welcome to come and crash with them for a month before I go back to work.
I was almost in tears.
It was fucking magical.
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134528
Cucks cucking cucks.
Their relationship is like an Ouroboros of cuckholdry.
▶ 7bb14d (6) No.2134529>>2134531
>>2134523
I can't help but be annoyed when I see how stupid the team is.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134530>>2134534
>>2134525
Do you feel bad about it
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134531>>2134536
>>2134529
I get ya, it's highly irritating.
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134532>>2134533 >>2134534
>>2134526
I've never broken anything either. I twisted my ankle a bit doing some primo flip but that's it
i just stick to manual pads, flatground, and miniramps
occasionally I'll drop in and pump some larger ramps but anything with vert I stay away from, shit's scary
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134533>>2134539
>>2134532
>I've never broken anything
Except your belts.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134534>>2134535 >>2134538 >>2134539
>>2134527
DRUNKY WHAAAAAAAAAAT
GET IT WHOO
also hook me up with band members, obviously ;3 I bet they can get just the right freaky lol
That's an awesome/10 night if i've ever heard one i'm impressed
>>2134530
Nah. I used to be pretty bad about the feelings thing, but idk it was just a little sex.
>>2134532
mmhm I liked street skating and smaller stuff too. old school flatground stuff is rad.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134535>>2134537
>>2134534
A little? Did anyone finish
▶ 7bb14d (6) No.2134536>>2134541
>>2134531
Putting it mildly.
How are you?
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134537
>>2134535
I kinda did which was surprising. I've been pent up since my ex and I broke up basically, so maybe not that surprising lmao
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134538>>2134540 >>2134544
>>2134534
I haven't had that much fun at a venue SINCE I was drifting. I miss being that close to such good people.
>hook me up with band members
I think Juicy Karkass would be all over you, but Jesse is a manwhore for women, Whitney and Meghan are straight and Geoff..
....Geoffs mine.
I don't know how to follow it, like. I felt empty inside this morning after my two hour nap before work. The whole experience reminded me why I miss being a fucking drifter. Like that could be my every day if I didnt go all white collar.
I don't know what to do
▶ 0ba1e2 (22) No.2134539>>2134542
>>2134533
ouch, now I have a broken heart too :^(
>>2134534
>you will never skate with madi
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134540>>2134543 >>2134548
>>2134538
You just gotta find a balance between being a professional, but knowing how to still let loose and have a good time.
I'm psyched for my upcoming show, but it's not like I know them personally or anything. Primus and Mastodon is on Tuesday^^
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134541>>2134547
>>2134536
Sore but decent enough, aside from that thing how are you doing?
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134542
>>2134539
I'm retired I think. I bought a new board last year or so and I think I've done a single kickflip on it and put it away lol
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134543>>2134545
>>2134540
>primus show
color me jealous
▶ 84fe9d (9) No.2134544>>2134548
>>2134538
>The whole experience reminded me why I miss being a fucking drifter.
Wouldn't the memories of people's couches, no real income and getting mugged by hobos make you realize that your life now is far better than one step up from hobo and/or EBT recipient?
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134545>>2134546
>>2134543
I don't know what color that is, but I can def. stay in the lines ;3
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134546
>>2134545
Red and white, and sometimes a little brown. Would be a shame if anything went to waste.
▶ 7bb14d (6) No.2134547>>2134549 >>2134550
>>2134541
I'm being bullied by Tsuchi.
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134548>>2134551
>>2134540
I can't stand primus but mastodon is great.
I hope you have fun despite primus sucking out loud <3
>>2134544
>peoples couches
Miss it
>no real income
And no real responsibilities. Always had money for mcchickens and booze.
>mugged by hobos
Mugged by meth addicts*
And even so, it was rare and frankly, the tradeoffs were worth.
Also I would never apply for a government social program. Save a life, kill a cop.
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134549
>>2134547
He'll do that. It's sort of a cute, defining feature to him.
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134550
>>2134547
kick him in the nuts
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134551>>2134552
>>2134548
idk i kinda don't want to go tbh. I forgot about the tickets until an email notification last week.
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134552>>2134553
>>2134551
Scalp the tickets. Primus and mastodon is going to be a really big venue so odds are you can at least get what you paid for, if not recoup all but the service fees.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134553>>2134554
>>2134552
They're not physical tickets, so I can't.
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134554>>2134555
>>2134553
You can sell via Craigslist and forward the email.
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134555
>>2134554
idk it'll give me an excuse to get all dressed up and have a little fun. I got my pair of tickets next to my other friends' seats and stuff.
Once I figure out my outfit I'll feel better about it.
▶ a43c1a (7) No.2134556>>2134557 >>2134558 >>2134559
I got a beta fish.
He's not a pretty color and he's beat up around his fins.
He's actually see through and you can see his insides.
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134557>>2134560
>>2134556
Should show pics of him! What's his name?
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134558>>2134560
>>2134556
I wanna see your insides
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134559>>2134560
>>2134556
see through is pretty unique
▶ a43c1a (7) No.2134560>>2134561 >>2134562 >>2134563
>>2134557
I'm leaving him be for now so he can adjust.
I don't name fish until I know they are going to make it.
>>2134558
I want to feel yours.
>>2134559
YEah. He's ugly as sin right now, but I like him.
▶ ed8c58 (13) No.2134561>>2134564
>>2134560
Smart move~
I hope he does great, Squash!
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134562>>2134564
>>2134560
Dog on cat violence
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134563>>2134564
>>2134560
If it stays see-through, I know some people who would be interested.
I haven't heard of that trait bread into betas before, but a lot has been happening with beta breeding over the last few years
▶ a43c1a (7) No.2134564>>2134565 >>2134566
>>2134561
Same.
>>2134562
It will be hot.
>>2134563
Nor have I. They said nobody wanted him because of it. So I took him.
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134566>>2134567
>>2134564
no breeders must have been through
or at least not experimenting ones
▶ a43c1a (7) No.2134567>>2134568
>>2134565
*Animal pun*
>>2134566
I suppose.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134568>>2134569
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▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134571
What a horrible night to have a curse
▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134572
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▶ a10dcb (26) No.2134574
oooh
didn't know that was a throwback quote x_x
▶ a43c1a (7) No.2134575
It's also an album by The Black Dahlia Murder.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134576
I wanna get the Castlevania games for my nes
▶ 333a6f (5) No.2134577>>2134578
Why the fuck am i always kill someone in my dreams?
▶ 6c4d02 (4) No.2134578>>2134583
>>2134577
Better than either living in a post-apocalyptic zombie world, or sucking dick
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134579>>2134580
Nothing is better than sucking dick
▶ 6c4d02 (4) No.2134580>>2134581
>>2134579
But dreaming about it is kind of eh
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134581>>2134582
>>2134580
Good thing I don't have dreams about sucking dick
▶ 333a6f (5) No.2134583>>2134585 >>2134593
>>2134578
Dude, i'm always have some bullshit in my dreams, for example, today i seen spikes instead hairs
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134584>>2134593
>>2134582
Never sucked a dick either
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134585>>2134588
>>2134583
Dude, I always have some bullshit in my dreams. For example, today I saw spikes instead of hair.*
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134586
Hu's Engrish hurts me sometimes.
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▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134589>>2134590
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134590>>2134592
You really are a cynic.
>>2134589
It was a Hu.
▶ 333a6f (5) No.2134591>>2134594
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▶ 6c4d02 (4) No.2134593>>2134594 >>2134595
>>2134583
That's dreams. They're always bullshit~
>>2134584
that feel ;-;
>>2134587
*pat*
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134595
>>2134593
I'm perfectly fine with it
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134597>>2134598
>>2134596
Just like most of this place
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134598>>2134599
>>2134597
What makes you feel that way
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134599>>2134600
>>2134598
Isn't it the usual sentiment?
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134600>>2134601
>>2134599
Why would anyone be here then
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134601>>2134602
>>2134600
Because they got nothing better to do
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134602>>2134603
>>2134601
What are you doing l
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134603>>2134607
>>2134602
Choices are either post or sleep
Will be doing the latter soon
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134605>>2134606
>the anon called me a nobody
Bitch, I'm twice the somebody you'll ever be
With exponentially more character.
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134606
>>2134605
Hu was the nobody, you are the one who is truly a Cynic
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134607>>2134608
>>2134603
Sleep is for the weak
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134610>>2134611
>>2134609
Weak enough to be posting as anon at 3:20 am
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134611>>2134612
>>2134610
Why are you posting anon anyways
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134612>>2134613
>>2134611
Too lazy to put the name on.
Also anxious, lonely, and just need people to talk to.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134613>>2134614
>>2134612
People don't talk to you with your name on?
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134614>>2134615
>>2134613
I am exceedingly self conscious about what people think about me
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134615>>2134616
>>2134614
So am I but that doesn't stop me
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134616>>2134617
>>2134615
I'm a huge faggot and you're way better than I am.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134617>>2134618
>>2134616
Why do you think I'm better than you
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134618>>2134619
>>2134617
You are good at making and keeping relationships, even if you dont think you are
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134619>>2134620
>>2134618
That's not true...
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134620>>2134621
>>2134619
If you factor in people who care about you as much as romantic relationships, you are pretty awesome.
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134621>>2134622
>>2134620
Who cares about me?
▶ f2acab (22) No.2134622>>2134623
>>2134621
I bet a Wish would be disappointed if you up and disappeared
▶ 30b363 (57) No.2134623
>>2134622
Highly doubt that
▶ 0ee3ca (21) No.2134624
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