7c5fb4 No.2126461
>>2126457
rektangle
nice
but my favorite angle is you
acute angle
7765e7 No.2126463
>>2126457
-sits next to you and yawns-
>>2126458
-thinks raspberries are wonderful-
c0028f No.2126464
>>2126446
Please just go back to eating me.
>>2126447
Honestly? Because I wanna go there for vacation soon and I want to talk at least on a rudimentary level to the natives.
>>2126454
I'm proud of you. Keep it up, and the journey of self improvement has no real end. After you accomplish these goals you'll have another set that you're eventually also overcome.
Remember not to neglect your spirituality as well. It's important that you become well rounded as an entire person in order to become your full peak.
7765e7 No.2126465
>>2126462
-points out duolingo has a japanese cours enow. Disagrees with how it is set up as it exposes people to advanced concepts that they will get exactly 0 cultural reinforcement from if they live anywhere other than japan, but it's free. There is also a cracked version of the incredibly excellent HumanJapanese app running around out there.-
b46c97 No.2126466
>>2126464
>eating 300 pound ass
7c5fb4 No.2126467
>>2126464
mmhm, one should always be striving to improve themselves. i like it when people tell me i need to improve/fix stuff in a serious manner, which never happens
another set?
what is spirituality lol
I don't really concern myself with non physical things
>>2126465
duolingo isn't that great but it does teach you some stuff you can use
it's better as a study/refresher tool than a "learn japanese" tool
i agree with you
c0028f No.2126469
>>2126465
Doulingo?
>>2126466
Kill yourself
>>2126467
I mean that there will always be new goals.
You know what I mean.
Mental, physical, and spiritual health. You have to balance them or you'll just not be content. IMO.
7765e7 No.2126470
>>2126469
-is language learning site. Some of its programs are better than others, but all of them are good for free. Strongly recommends you pick up humanjapanese though. It's worth the money if you don't want to pirate it.-
7c5fb4 No.2126471
>>2126469
not everyone is religious, smiles
doesn't make you unhappy just because you don't feel like praying
c0028f No.2126472
>>2126471
Being religious and spiritual are two separate things.
It has nothing to do with praying to a higher power, just centering yourself and coming to terms with what you consider your own existence.
>>2126470
Humanjapanese? Is that what it's called?
7765e7 No.2126473
7c5fb4 No.2126474
>>2126472
>just centering yourself and coming to terms with what you consider your own existence.
that sounds stupid.
that's stupid.
I exist. I'm a human being on the planet Earth. End of story.
b46c97 No.2126476
>>2126469
If I killed myself, there'd be no one left to prevent you from biting the barrel.
7765e7 No.2126477
>>2126475
-pets Bunny Luka-
7765e7 No.2126479
-wishes everyone a good night and scurries off to bed-
7c5fb4 No.2126480
>>2126479
nini, sleep well
c0028f No.2126481
>>2126473
I'll look it up. Thank you.
>>2126474
Hey awesome. You can disregard what I said then. To each their own.
It's still awesome that you're improving yourself steadily.
>>2126476
Sure there will be.
My parents will save me.
c0028f No.2126484
>>2126482
Stop trying to put me to bed, dad.
b46c97 No.2126485
>>2126484
Go the fuck to sleep.
7c5fb4 No.2126486
>>2126481
yeah no offense, I'm sure other people connect and find meaning in it
I just don't care for that stuff.
All I care about it improving myself, my life, and my interactions with other people. Thank you for the compliments.
now...
WHAT DO YOU DO?
:3
c0028f No.2126487
>>2126485
LET ME TALK TO MY FRIENDS.
>>2126486
I'm mostly just maintaining nowadays.
What I'm really working on is being more social and outgoing so I'm a part of a lot of church groups and get dragged around by them lately.
fcafec No.2126489
That wasn't supposed to kill it.
Come back!
7c5fb4 No.2126496
>>2126487
Are you enjoying them? church groups can be fun, depends on what kind of stuff they do
sorry was fapping
fcafec No.2126502
>>2126501
what're you up to?
7c5fb4 No.2126503
fcafec No.2126504
>>2126503
How often would someone like that miss the roof-to-roof tricks?
7c5fb4 No.2126505
>>2126504
not often, he's probably done that trick a thousand times, hard to fuck it up when you're that good, especially if you know it's important to not fuck up
https://youtu.be/dz0e-KAGvSY?t=30s
fcafec No.2126506
>>2126505
I feel like jumps that high would be stressful.
But I guess you're right, if they have done it a million times and probably fell twice that in a more reasonable setting, it isn't that insane.
7c5fb4 No.2126507
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2126506
oh i'm sure they are
then there's crazy people like jaws that actually want to do those drops
fcafec No.2126508
>>2126507
He is not gonna have knees when he gets to 50
7c5fb4 No.2126509
fcafec No.2126510
>>2126509
He should just get shock-absorbing robolegs, then he can do even higher falls.
7c5fb4 No.2126511
>>2126510
yeah but then he might die :^)
fcafec No.2126512
>>2126511
https://youtu.be/JiE35KJ2Rj8?t=269
This was funny!
isn't the 'might die' part the reason it is so exciting?
7c5fb4 No.2126514
>>2126512
for Jaws it's less about the risk factor and more about going bigger, higher, etc
i watched an interview where he talked about why he jumps off big shit
fcafec No.2126515
>>2126514
I'd really wanna be one of the photographers with that group.
Not skate, but get the best images and put together the videos
fcafec No.2126516
Time for sleep.
Night, Nezi
7c5fb4 No.2126517
>>2126516
wait watch this one where they don't make it
10 sec clip
https://youtu.be/LpAo_0MXY7Y?t=8m7s
043b04 No.2126519
>>2126472
missed this conversation.
I actually read a really good book on the variety of religious experience.
14c17c No.2126520
I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye
A thousand sugar stars
14c17c No.2126523
>>2126521
O PUT THEM IN A JAAAAAR
>>2126522
Got a 3 day weekend.
Just 9 more hours before it starts.
Off to work, bye-ye.
14c17c No.2126525
>>2126524
back for 10 minutes because better transportation options
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLwKCdxN9vk
14c17c No.2126526
c5cdf0 No.2126527
Hey guys, it's me pewdiepie
c5bab8 No.2126531
>>2126530
That explains why I can't see anything.
3bbd02 No.2126533
Why is it so fucking cold?
c5bab8 No.2126534
>>2126533
It's like 60 degrees outside here.
4e745f No.2126535
>>2126529
*pat*
>>2126530
*pat*
>>2126533
Cause you're not under my blankets
77651f No.2126536
c5bab8 No.2126538
>>2126535
Where the fuck is my pat and inappropriate solicitations?
>>2126536
That's neither too hot or too cold.
c5cdf0 No.2126539
>hey anon, wanna see something cool?
c5bab8 No.2126540
>>2126539
I'm not sure I trust your definition of cool.
4e745f No.2126541
>>2126538
*touches your dick*
c5bab8 No.2126542
>>2126541
*My peepee lets out a gallon of icky sticky*
UwU
4e745f No.2126543
c5bab8 No.2126544
>>2126543
Gee willickers it just won't stop!!!!!!1!!!!!!
fa98db No.2126545
test im hungy be my mommy and get me foods >:3c
c5bab8 No.2126546
>>2126545
Tfw I was the mommy gf all along.
3bbd02 No.2126547
>>2126534
It feels like 30 rn
>>2126535
I wish I could stayed under the blankets
4e745f No.2126548
>>2126544
no messes!
>>2126547
Best place to stay
c5bab8 No.2126549
>>2126548
Someone's gonna have to lick this up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c5bab8 No.2126550
I really can't handle this kind of shitposting.
77651f No.2126551
3bbd02 No.2126552
>>2126548
Hopefully today will go by quickly so I can enjoy the weekend
4e745f No.2126553
>>2126549
WOAH!
>>2126550
Good :3
>>2126551
Yes you
>>2126552
Yeah, that would be nice
3bbd02 No.2126554
>>2126553
The sun just needs to stop being so shy
fa98db No.2126555
i got all the way to the clock in room at work before i realized i still had my gosh dang collar on
3bbd02 No.2126556
fa98db No.2126557
do u really have a collar or are you just saying same...
3bbd02 No.2126558
>>2126557
I don't have a collar uwu
4e745f No.2126559
>>2126554
too many people say mean things about it, so it won't show its face too often
3bbd02 No.2126560
>>2126559
No one says anything mean about the sun
77651f No.2126561
The sun is a cunt
Fuck the sun
4e745f No.2126563
>>2126560
everybody around me does ;-;
>>2126561
Shut up faggot
3bbd02 No.2126564
>>2126563
Why do they hate the sun
d7c5c2 No.2126566
>>2126565
lol
thank you based anon... i trust your day is going well
c5bab8 No.2126567
>>2126564
Buncha pale girly boys.
4e745f No.2126568
>>2126564
Don't like heat apparently, the faggots
3bbd02 No.2126569
e9bb46 No.2126570
I think I have the courage to do a drunk stream, but I need a script to talk about, or maybe another person on mic in Discord, not sure.
How is /animus// btw? I'm gonna get drinking in 2 hours.
3bbd02 No.2126571
d7c5c2 No.2126572
aaand im out of coffee... thats it, today is fucked
adulting is canceled
d7c5c2 No.2126573
c5bab8 No.2126574
>>2126566
I woke up from a mistake of a nap at like 10PM and it's 8:30 now.
I've watered my gardens and just been watching anime and shit all night/morning. So it's alright I guess, though my sleep schedule is now even messier than before.
>>2126570
Animus is fine. Animus wishes to join you in alcohol, but it is not even 9AM here.
c5bab8 No.2126575
>>2126571
Denmark.
The whole place.
d7c5c2 No.2126576
>>2126574
now you gotta stay up all day to reset it...
3bbd02 No.2126577
>>2126575
Maybe I should go there
c5bab8 No.2126578
>>2126576
I don't think I can handle that.
fa98db No.2126579
kit kat !!! get a collar :3
d7c5c2 No.2126580
>>2126578
but if you take even an afternoon nap itll fuck it up... just be up all night again
e9bb46 No.2126581
>>2126573
Hi Anon Sama~
>>2126574
That's why I'm waiting for some reall nigga hours, not drniknig till 4PM. It's 2PM here.
e9bb46 No.2126583
>>2126582
Yeah, generally I am alright and content.
But I have this nagging feeling that I don't have the ambition or drive to start writing a blog or start doing a stream. It was kinda daunting finding out I have nothing to talk about.
d7c5c2 No.2126584
>>2126583
same game you were doing from last time?
e9bb46 No.2126585
>>2126584
I'm thinking about it. Death Road To Canada might be fun.
I'll come up some ideas of a script sort of thing to read out of, interesting talking bullet points. I'll probably try streaming for 15 minutes, then work my way up for longer.
d7c5c2 No.2126586
>>2126585
sounds complicated
e9bb46 No.2126587
>>2126586
It's not that complicated. Just open Open Broadcasting Source, and talk shit. I don't know how streamers keep talking for any length of time.
4e745f No.2126588
>>2126569
Indeed!
The sun is great
d7c5c2 No.2126589
>>2126587
dunno.... whenever i have to speak at length i use cards with notes... or write a speech
e9bb46 No.2126590
>>2126589
Might write a few things down then. I should've talked more about the game, but I'm bad at describing games on the fly. What I really would love is to stream Sid Meier's Civilisation V with Bard and that australian poster I forgot the name of. That would be funny.
d7c5c2 No.2126591
>>2126590
sounds like you got some legwork to do to make this happen
4e745f No.2126593
e9bb46 No.2126595
>>2126591
Yeah, hence why I'm quite bothered about my lack of ambition. Legwork sucks.
I guess I'll do it when I'm good and ready.
Oh, I'm signed up to this thing called Creative Alternatives, it's an arts and crafts class for people with depression.
e9bb46 No.2126596
>>2126592
Hello Loafie. Was about to start drinking without you. How are you?
d7c5c2 No.2126598
>>2126595
things like sculpture and pottery would be good...
e9bb46 No.2126599
Maybe streaming is the wrong way to go, but recording it instead.
e9bb46 No.2126600
>>2126598
We done patterns and things using glue guns to make a 3D drawing. And then painted over them.
We also made personalised binders using fabric and PVA glue.
Doubt they'll give us pottery but I could be wrong.
d7c5c2 No.2126602
>>2126600
i never cared for a potters wheel... did alot of freestanding sculptures in clay and other media.
it all turned out pretty dark... like couldnt be displayed dark
f57501 No.2126603
>>2126593
afternoon hu what you up to
how are you faring with your smart computer skills on this fine day
>>2126594
hello anon uwu
>>2126596
I am comfortable minus the presence of the sun, and completely sober
>>2126601
afternoon hutz desu
e9bb46 No.2126605
>>2126603
Sun isn't burning me today.
Don't think I can drink 12 cans of lager but I'm gonna try!
>>2126602
Dark as in evil dark?
Or dark like absence of light dark?
954e84 No.2126606
>>2126603
DId 20k rageful russians wanted to kill you?
d7c5c2 No.2126607
>>2126605
evil dark...
one declined competition submission was a crucified infant with real bleeding action. they said the actual blood was the clincher. i just took it home until it creeped me out too much
f57501 No.2126608
>>2126605
that's quite a lot of cans
good luck with that
>>2126606
no I can't say I do
maybe if I joined Millwall I'd find some people who'd want me dead
954e84 No.2126609
>>2126608
This would be fun
e9bb46 No.2126610
>>2126607
That sounds fucking metal, who knew clay would bring out the evil in you?
>>2126608
I'll need all the luck I can get, I tend to get way too gasyy when drinking cans and give up half way through.
f57501 No.2126611
>>2126609
having people who want you dead is not very good when you cannot defend yourself at all
>>2126610
why set yourself such a high amount though
why not drink until the point at which you stop enjoying it
d7c5c2 No.2126612
>>2126610
it was pretty spooky... was going for that miraculous bleeding effect like you hear about
with religious statues. had a pump what circulated pig blood which would occasionally come out through the Crucifixion holes
954e84 No.2126613
>>2126611
Learn how to fight and join
f57501 No.2126614
>>2126613
realistically though I don't think a russian would want to kill a millwall supporter all that much
I'd rather join the EDL if not for the fact I not only don't have the strength to fight, I don't have the motivation to get strong enough to do so
after working hard to get myself hench for half a year and beating up a single muzzie I get 10 years in prison
e9bb46 No.2126615
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
One can down, 11 to go. Let's get this party started.
>>2126611
It's what I used to drink back in the day when I was younger. I remember I used to be able to buy crates of lager from the offlicence back in Liverpool
>>2126612
Where the fuck did you get pigs blood?
d7c5c2 No.2126616
>>2126615
at the time i knew a butcher
fa98db No.2126617
d7c5c2 No.2126618
time to adult a little... back later
e9bb46 No.2126619
>>2126616
That sounds rad as fuck. I remember back when I was a kid in high school I made a paper mache mask that had an egyptian look to it. That's all I did artisticallly till now.
4e745f No.2126620
>>2126603
Been playing old games. Gonna go cook now.
Short day at uni finally, which was nice.
Hope you're enjoying your day
77651f No.2126621
22a957 No.2126622
My cosplay came in this morning^^
e9bb46 No.2126623
>>2126622
What is the cosplay?
22a957 No.2126626
>>2126625
Is there anything clipped right there tho?
385c31 No.2126627
>>2126626
Their capes dress things go right through the horses.
e9bb46 No.2126628
>>2126624
No way, Mother fucking Wendy's?!
You need a Ronald McDonald dude at your side now.
22a957 No.2126629
>>2126627
OH YEAH sheeeit.
dumb horses got magic trick'd on this one, huh?
>>2126628
Noooo clowns are lame. smug redheads are best^^
385c31 No.2126630
>>2126629
The poor bastards.
e9bb46 No.2126631
>>2126629
So you're not down with the clown?
That reminds me, have you got Payday 2?
22a957 No.2126632
>>2126631
No. No clowns allowed.
>Candy bars getting sequels
wut
e9bb46 No.2126634
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>>2126632
I'm bringing the clown to town.
And payday is a candy bar too?
22a957 No.2126635
22a957 No.2126638
1783ba No.2126639
>>2126638
Hi, Maddie. ♥
Have you seen Payday 3: The Wages of Sin?
e9bb46 No.2126640
>>2126635
Well, the payday I'm talking about is a game where you shoot coppers, drill vault doors and steal shit in heists. Can be quite fun with friends.
>>2126639
I don't know who you're mocking, me or Maddy.
1783ba No.2126641
>>2126640
Aw, noooo! I'm not mocking. I'm sorry if it seems that way. Just having fun with Payday puns. :3
Payday 4: The Bailout
22a957 No.2126642
>>2126639
I don't know anything about this franchise. Never heard of it.
>>2126640
Never heard of it, sry.
1783ba No.2126643
>>2126642
Neither have I. I'm just a dork for puns. :3
Payday 5: Overdraft
22a957 No.2126644
>>2126643
:3
How have you been?
1783ba No.2126646
>>2126644
Busy as usual. Taking a break now and bugging you lovely darlings for a bit. :3
Maddie, how's the life?
>>2126645
Go pound all that salt.
fb4eb2 No.2126647
>>2126646
I can't I'm a girl
I'll pound you though.
22a957 No.2126648
>>2126646
It's a pile of shit, but we make the best of it now don't we?
I got some gardening stuff for a buncha peppers and other yummy veggies I'm so excited^^
Glad you're doing well. Don't stay busy all the time, Sabby. You need you time once in a while~
e9bb46 No.2126651
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Two cans now, time for some 8 Bit Shenaningans. Who likes the countdown to utter deviancy?
>>2126641
Don't be sorry, I didn't take it to heart.
Speaking about being sorry, I pissed off my mum. On the phone to her now and its painful.
>>2126642
Suprised, it is an old game now.
Maybe I'll get it for you on your birthday
22a957 No.2126652
>>2126651
Please don't. I'm very very picky when it comes to games and I don't want people wasting money on gifts when I might not like them.
22a957 No.2126653
Also, I need a bigger SSD before more games lol
e9bb46 No.2126654
>>2126652
Well, if there is a demo, I suggest playing that with friends. What games do you like?
1783ba No.2126655
>>2126649
What's wrong?
>>2126651
:(
Apologize and make up. Get right with mama.♥
>>2126648
Gotta keep chargin'! ^o^
Yay about the veggies! I'm trying to grow tomatoes and strawberries, but...no luck yet. I also got a sapling for some weird tree from my co-worker. Gotta get a big pot for it.
I've had chances to pick up freelance work on the weekends for extra cash. I may take next weekend off though. I wanna sleep in and be a loaf!
22a957 No.2126656
>>2126654
None of my friends play on pc :(
I like platformers and racing games. I'm probably gonna get a controller for playability so I can kind of expand into other games at some point.
>>2126655
Do you have like a garden garden? Strawberries should be ez but won't yield big until year 2 of 3 when it's babby shoots grow too.
I'm doing a container grow for my peppers so they're a little more mobile for sun in my yard. I want to try and hybridize a few crazy hot peppers.
Freelance seems p exciting, but it's just adding to the workload. Take that weekend off coming up. Memorial day weekend maybe~
19f93a No.2126657
>>2126655
It's nothing serious. Just stressed from work. Stupid busy, mandatory overtime. Same old shit.
1783ba No.2126658
>>2126656
Aw, no. Just some pots, soil bags, and an old dryer drum a friend gave me. Mama and I filled the drum with soil from a nursery and put the tomatoes in there. I've got some little flowers blooming on it, so we'll see how it goes!
I like the pepper plan, Maddie. Get 'em so hot that they glow, then share! ^o^
>>2126657
I wish you were out of there already.
385c31 No.2126659
You guys should donate to my go fund me for a fur suit.
e9bb46 No.2126660
>>2126655
Apologizing doesn't work. She always says 'You're not sorry'. But I blame it on the fact that she hasn't eaten anything, she gets angry when she doesn't eat.
>>2126656
My most favourite platformer has to be Fez, next to Spyro 3. I can recommend some PC games to you, I got 230 of the fuckers so one of them must be something you like. I think you'd like Antichamber, it is a platformer puzzle that's Escherlike
e9bb46 No.2126661
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3 cans in, on my 4th.
Before I was sent to the looney bin I'd listen to this all day whilst smoking weed, trying to come up with rhymes to the beat. Can't remember any, but I love how media can bring people together.
22a957 No.2126662
>>2126658
ooh not those kinda crazy hot. I just wanna do some crosses. Jalapeno x Thai Chile, Thai Chile x Habanero
Just to see what I get^^
19f93a No.2126663
>>2126658
I'm down to a 14 hour contract starting tomorrow. If it's still a fucking nightmare I'll just find something else.
1783ba No.2126664
>>2126660
:-/
Will you be ok, dear?
>>2126662
I wish you luck with your frankenpeppers!
>>2126663
You're better than that crummy job. I'm glad you're still working on your REAL job too.
385c31 No.2126665
>>2126663
I feel for you my dude.
In the last month I have had 2 days off working every saturday and sunday.
e9bb46 No.2126666
I'm on a mission, of diabolical intent.
I'm on a quest, to see much more clearly.
I must soldier on, endure to the end.
Scanner's the name, the game is darkly.
22a957 No.2126667
>>2126664
And you with your tomatoes ^~^
1783ba No.2126668
>>2126667
I doubt I'll get big, juicy ones, but I may get some cute little ones I can toss in with a roast. :3
e9bb46 No.2126669
>>2126664
I give it another few hours. Me and my mum usually argue, but we got good times back and forth in between.
22a957 No.2126670
>>2126668
I gotta do my cherry tomatoes. I wanna do some plants indoors too just so I can have companions.
e9bb46 No.2126671
>>2126670
Do you name your plants?
I had this virtual gardening simulator where you looked after pots full of plants. Named them after posters.
Think I should do that again?
d51568 No.2126672
>>2126665
i made ur fave pic bigger and in HD
^_^
22a957 No.2126673
>>2126671
I don't necessarily name them, but I do talk to them all gently and caring-like. They respond well^^
e9bb46 No.2126674
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>>2126673
There was a time in my life when I was looking after weed plants. I used to play videogames in that room, because I heard music helps them grow, and videogame music is the best.
I used to play videogame music to weed. A snapshot of my life there.
22a957 No.2126676
>>2126674
Not the worst snapchat I guess.
bcbe4e No.2126678
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Have some music, if you like.
d51568 No.2126680
>>2126677
bigger and crisp! :)
bcbe4e No.2126681
>>2126679
Cute picture of cute girl.
d51568 No.2126682
>>2126681
who is the person in ur pics?
385c31 No.2126683
bcbe4e No.2126685
>>2126682
Dua Lipa, singer
19f93a No.2126686
>>2126664
Thanks. I'm a little more relaxed now. Cooking burgers and I'm going to put something on Netflix while I sketch.
♥
d51568 No.2126687
>>2126685
what kinda genre? :D
e9bb46 No.2126688
>>2126673
That's nice of you, btw.
My support group is gonna grow vegetables in the future, maybe onions.
>>2126675
You're the best poster, you know why? Because I can always remember you.
1783ba No.2126689
>>2126670
I have an ivy in my room! I haven't named her, but I call her baby. lol
"Here's some water, Baby. I know you're thirsty."
"Here, have some sunlight, Baby."
>>2126675
>>2126679
♥
>>2126686
Comfy! Go into ultimate comf mode and be a happy Bep.
22a957 No.2126691
>>2126688
I get along with plants better.
>inb4 Neru jokes
ooh! onions are ez! I forgot we got some red onion seeds too.
>>2126689
Awwe<3 I miss having houseplants. I think everyone should have at least one.
bcbe4e No.2126692
>>2126688
I am #1?
I mean, I will not argue.
>>2126689
Sabrina.
Hemlo
<3
>>2126687
Pop stuff, mostly.
d51568 No.2126694
>>2126692
whatcha thinkin bout?
bcbe4e No.2126695
>>2126694
Watching meme review -clap, clap- and thinking about History and philosophy and stuff. You?
19f93a No.2126696
>>2126689
I'm pretty comf. I'm with the imouto so it would be irresponsible to go Full Comf. but I'm in comfy 3/4 slacks and a nice t shirt and the i've the patio doors open so. it's pretty comf.
bcbe4e No.2126698
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is the superior of the franchise.
d51568 No.2126699
>>2126695
im watchingpweds newest pubg mobile sponsered vid!
:O
bcbe4e No.2126700
>>2126699
Is it goooooooooooooooooood? I should PUBG/OW this weekend
d51568 No.2126701
>>2126700
<3 overwatch
i want friends to play it with me.
d51568 No.2126702
>>2126700
pewds says it good
bcbe4e No.2126703
>>2126701
You never know, I might be available. Maybe some others. Lemme know tomorrow and I may be able to. >>2126702 Pubg mobile sounds like a weird concept.
d51568 No.2126704
>>2126703
i hope so.
pubg mobile worked and looked smooth in pewds vid
e9bb46 No.2126705
>>2126692
You was there in the ancient times of 4Chan. I thought you were named scoots because Scooting was how horses and dogs wiped their arse.
e9bb46 No.2126706
4 cans gone, and so is my mother's patience with me. Time to down the 5th.
Party is going swimmingly.
1783ba No.2126707
>>2126690
If you were a kitty, what color do you think you'd be? I kinda see you as a calico.
>>2126691
They're nice to have around. A comfy living thing that doesn't make a mess. :3
>>2126692
Howdy, Doodad! Hope you're havin' a great Friday.
>>2126696
Cuuute. Best big brother. ^o^
bcbe4e No.2126708
>>2126705
I am akin to God in that I move beyond the mortal confines of time and space. I am the before, the during, the after. I am before and the future.
I have always been Scoot. Even in the ancient days where I found Blood Chan. Even in the times when I hacked for Proto1 god of War.
>>2126704
You got the mobile edition? I dont know, mayhaps it is as good as he makes it to be. LWIAY tiemu
bcbe4e No.2126709
>>2126707
Eating evening meal, did day shift, 3 day weekend, want to kill the Royal Family. All reasonable on my end. You? How is last day of the week? Is the Mrs back in town?
19f93a No.2126711
>>2126707
I need a haircut. Any suggestions?
bcbe4e No.2126712
>>2126710
Chris Rock, man, good part. Well played.
22a957 No.2126714
>>2126707
Right?
Pets don't give you peppers they just poo everywhere
d51568 No.2126716
>>2126707
something called a "maine coon"?
>>2126708
i dont got the mobile one, no.
fb4eb2 No.2126717
>>2126712
Kevin Smith should have done more Jay and Silent Bob stuff in the past. Now, I don't really see it happening.
bcbe4e No.2126719
>>2126716
>>2126718
Perfect catto, and figured I would ask. Gorgonia borgia. Maine coons are best catto... except for winston. He is perma #1
e9bb46 No.2126720
Andf long convo with my mother and I'm back on my 6th can. Gonna play some ost of my favourite videogame. I feel the drunken power through me, the numbness in my fingers, the force of my expanding lungs with every breath, I think this is a resurgence of drunken SCANNER
e9bb46 No.2126721
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Forgot video. Who knows, I might be able to make my own thread today.
d51568 No.2126722
>>2126719
lol winston from overwatch
:3
meow~ it say maine coons are rly big hunting cats! :O
e9bb46 No.2126723
6 cans to go. I feel drunk already.
Who wants to be my deputy?
bcbe4e No.2126724
>>2126722
They are super big! really good for the big hug ^w^
e9bb46 No.2126725
>>2126715
>>2126713
Sorry, I was too busy being a self absorbed cunt to notice the news? What got shot up?
19f93a No.2126726
>>2126725
A school for children.
e9bb46 No.2126728
Let me just tell you, heroin sucks. I tried it, it doesn't even beat weed.
>>2126726
Jesus christ. I'll check Encyclopedia Dramatica tomorrow to see if he hit the hi score.
e9bb46 No.2126729
Heroin doesn't even beat booze, and that shit is legal.
e9bb46 No.2126730
Put that on my gravestone.
fb4eb2 No.2126731
bcbe4e No.2126732
>>2126725
Some place in text ass
>>2126727
GLORIA BORGIA
BITCHES LOVE CAKE
e9bb46 No.2126733
Remember that Uncle SCANNER told you that Heroin is for pansies, MDMA is where it is at.
e9bb46 No.2126734
>>2126732
Fuck me, I thought Texas was the most loaded town in America. Guess the teachers didn't pack guns.
bcbe4e No.2126735
>>2126734
The all need a gun incase of the imminent incel rebellion.
bcbe4e No.2126736
>watching vikings
>pure heritage
Makes me want to cyber-rape someone
d51568 No.2126737
>>2126732
i like strawberry cake
but i don't like strawberrys on there own
i like rasberrys
e9bb46 No.2126738
>>2126735
I don't know what is an incel is.
But yeah, too many psychos can get a gun. Should make the purchase hard, like posting a CV to get a job hard.
bcbe4e No.2126740
>>2126737
CHeesecake is best cake. I want cheesecake now :3
>>2126738
involuntarily celibate, like the supreme gentleman.
1783ba No.2126741
>>2126709
Scooz, please do not end up being rendered to some torture factory in Egypt 'cause of threats!
Friday's been hectic! I'm helping with some extra duties while someone's out on vacay. But it'll be alright. The Mrs. is in San Antonio until Saturday night. Boooo.
>>2126711
Hitler youth.
(Sorry, sorry. Flashback to /fa/.)
Just get it trimmed a little and keep the scruff. The scruff is cute.
>>2126714
Peppers, Not Poo! New slogan for our pet plant adoption center.
>>2126716
Dang, those are big kitties, Luka!
e9bb46 No.2126742
>>2126740
I'm not involuntary celibate, it's just all the grils I meet are cunts. THat's a footnote on my grave right there.
e9bb46 No.2126743
>>2126739
That;s some interesting porn you're posting.
Please tell me it's porn.
e9bb46 No.2126744
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I'm drunk on my 6th can, let's get some fighting music on.
bcbe4e No.2126745
>>2126741
It does not matter about me, for I am already dead.
BOOOOO!!!
Sunday is funday then!
And busy friday! BOOOOO!
are you all excite that one of your own is royalty.
Ironic. Really. Given that y'all threw our royalty out. And now. Love them. Crazy.
>>2126742
How big are you intending this gravestone? brb I will go grab a large vodka and toast you atleast.
e9bb46 No.2126746
How the fuck did I p[ost and drink? Jesus christ, I feel my age now, how the fuck did I drink 12 cans and shitpost?
e9bb46 No.2126747
>>2126745
I want a man sized obelisk. I know an average gravestone costs £600, I'll spend £2000 on mine.
1783ba No.2126748
>>2126745
Oh yeah. Isn't she an actress? I don't keep up with that stuff. :-/
I would watch the Royal Wedding if it was like old-timey and had jousting and brutal fights to the death!
e9bb46 No.2126749
>>2126745
I want a side for people to grafitti on.
19f93a No.2126750
>>2126741
Ok, I hear you, but what if I like buzzcut the sides and curled the top and dyed it something new
what if I did that
bcbe4e No.2126751
>>2126747
£3000 macedonian marble obilisk.
>>2126748
Something like that. I am sick of the sight of the both of them. Reee
e9bb46 No.2126752
My gravestone should be a landmark, not in a graveyard. I'm willing to pay the money for this. Just to let others know I lived how I died. Like a Hex Maniac.
22a957 No.2126753
>>2126741
That would be the cutest store everrr
e9bb46 No.2126754
>>2126751
Don't need fancy materials, all I need is location and engraving.
e9bb46 No.2126755
A pile of plastic on top of a hill would be sound for me.
1783ba No.2126756
>>2126750
Hmmmmmm whatcha gonna dye it, though?
>>2126751
It's probably everywhere over on your side of the ocean. I'm sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a school shooting every week.
>>2126753
We could put the plants in little pens with some of those "Adopt Me" personality plaques.
Ivy
Likes: Lots of water, just a few minutes of sunshine a day, and synthwave
Dislikes: Too much sun, 80s power ballads
d51568 No.2126757
>>2126740
i think my perfect dinner would be:
a seafood chicken white cheese pasta noodle dish where the noodles are thicc wide cut noodle strands flaked to catch on as much sauce to the noodle as possible, also the sauce is some kinda white penne creamy sauce.
and soft large texas style garlic toast, not too crisp and not too damp.
with a new york style strawberry cream cheesecake.
and a strawberry milk.
e9bb46 No.2126758
Plastic is one of those materials you can't recycle. I want my grave stone to be plastic and my body to be burnt to be used for materials for a USB stick.
d51568 No.2126759
>>2126741
yeah they almost look like a lion! ^_^
19f93a No.2126760
>>2126756
Like gold?
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be blond but I think my skin is too pale for it.
22a957 No.2126761
>>2126756
Ivy's really clingy tho :p
bcbe4e No.2126762
>>2126756
True true, atleast we dont let loons have weapons
>>2126757
starter - some red hot chimkin wings
main a king prawn vindaloo with boiled rice
dessert - sberry cheesecake
drink - coke zero
e9bb46 No.2126763
I'm in shadchat talking about Half Life mods, I'm fucked, bring me back to the right path of drunkenness.
e9bb46 No.2126765
bcbe4e No.2126766
Terrible, shameful, even Jess Nigri is a shadman
scum.
d51568 No.2126768
>>2126762
vindaloo looks like it would be yummy
i personally don't like coke or pepsi
e9bb46 No.2126769
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Gonna post something from my teenhood, I thought I was hot shit.
>>2126766
Dude, I was into porn, you should've known I'd become shadscum/
e9bb46 No.2126770
Hang on, I don't need (You)'s.
What I need is discord addresses, you can stream with me with your mics and dicks
e9bb46 No.2126771
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This is the song that got me through hospital.
e9bb46 No.2126772
Where the fuck is loafie?
954e84 No.2126773
>>2126767
Physically or morally?
fb4eb2 No.2126774
>>2126772
Currently has a penis in both hands.
bcbe4e No.2126775
>>2126768
Coke zero is the pure drink. Plus, I cannot think of anything else that wouldnt be alcohol or just straight up too much.
22a957 No.2126777
954e84 No.2126778
>>2126772
He said that he want to join ISIS, probably he is in mosque
7c5fb4 No.2126779
>>2126773
physically
friday is "wake nezi up early for hours of chores" day
e9bb46 No.2126780
>>2126774
Then I have to out-do the cunt and get a 3 hand penis stroke.
d51568 No.2126781
>>2126775
i like energy drink
954e84 No.2126782
>>2126779
Why you should wake up early?
d51568 No.2126783
bcbe4e No.2126784
Screwdriver.
Orange and vodka.
When the drink is ratiod vodka:orange at 2:1.
The burn is good.
The taste of alcohol is so great.
>>2126781
Got to keep oneself in a state of perpetual artificial anxiety.
22a957 No.2126786
>>2126784
2:1 is the proper mix
fb4eb2 No.2126787
>>2126780
He may be easily able to surpass that.
bcbe4e No.2126788
>>2126786
2 parts vodka, one part orange. ORANGE LUCOZADE. pft. Whatever. It was more like 4:1.
7c5fb4 No.2126789
>>2126782
cause grandma needed help buying groceries, filling her car with gas, depositing checks at bank, etc
>>2126783
no u
d7c5c2 No.2126794
>>2126792
that smile... she used to be cute
tf happened
bcbe4e No.2126795
>>2126793
Due to high caffeine intake. Heart palpitations. Feelings of panic.
7c5fb4 No.2126797
>>2126791
free rent tho
>>2126793
*snugs*
bd74c5 No.2126798
>>2126784
Harvey Wallbanger: add a shot of Galliano to make it taste like a creamsicle.
d51568 No.2126799
>>2126795
i dont suffer those ^_^
954e84 No.2126800
>>2126797
You live with your grandma?
bcbe4e No.2126803
>>2126798
naisu
>>2126799
then good job
bd74c5 No.2126804
e9bb46 No.2126805
Sirry, forgot what I was on about. Just had a call from my mum saying she's alright now. Where am I going with this again?
d51568 No.2126806
>>2126803
im bored...... i want fun.
7c5fb4 No.2126807
>>2126800
i live with my grandma and my dad
>>2126802
*pets gently*
d7c5c2 No.2126808
>>2126804
shes 38 now
and she voiced a smurf
wheres the time go
d7c5c2 No.2126809
>>2126805
how goes the 12 alcohols endeavor?
bcbe4e No.2126810
954e84 No.2126811
>>2126807
This is how you become fat.
d51568 No.2126812
>>2126807
what are u up2?
>>2126810
inertactivity
e9bb46 No.2126813
>>2126809
I got 5 cans left. I forgot why I was drinking so much, but I'm sure that I will make a destination.
7c5fb4 No.2126814
>>2126811
what the fuck? what does living with family have to do with getting fat
when we have dinner together it's meat and vegetables
chicken/pork tenderloin and zucchini squash broccoli etc
that makes zero sense
>>2126812
drinking coffee
posting in thread
might lay down for a nap at some point
e9bb46 No.2126815
>>2126809
I can teach you how to stream, if you like, do you have discord?
d7c5c2 No.2126816
>>2126813
destination: 1 alcohol
954e84 No.2126818
>>2126814
Doesn't your grandma overfeed you?
d7c5c2 No.2126819
>>2126815
tf would i stream?
i have discord
c24712 No.2126820
>>2126813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
>>2126814
He was making a joke about grandma's always being overly worried about you not eating enough, despite eating so much that you feel sick.
e9bb46 No.2126821
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>>2126816
>>2126816
That's the plan, amigo. Glad you're here to witness the mess.
Have you got Viscera Clean Up Detail?
e9bb46 No.2126823
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>>2126820
Listening, thanks for giving me a new Second Wind.
7c5fb4 No.2126824
>>2126818
no? we only have dinner together, and i am often cooking those
rest of the time i make my own meals
if anything she tries to get me to eat when i'm not eating enough, but otherwise if i say i ate something she leaves me alone
>>2126820
too tired for jokes
only time she tells me to eat is when i starve myself/fast
d7c5c2 No.2126825
>>2126821
dont i also need steam for that?
e9bb46 No.2126827
>>2126825
Yeah, do you not have steam?
It's a shame if you don't.
d7c5c2 No.2126828
>>2126827
cant remember my account details... installing tho
c24712 No.2126829
>>2126823
No problem, thought it was a SCANNER-ish thing.
Oh, also no clue if you know about this SCP fan animation, but it's pretty good.
I think there's like 5 episodes out so far though, so it's not too long with episodes being like 5 mins each.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0
>>2126824
Oh, haven't been sleeping enough again?
Mine just always tells me to eat some more all the time and even packs me stuff to take home.
7c5fb4 No.2126831
>>2126829
nah i get woken up early on fridays for chores usually
grandmas gonna worry i guess
d7c5c2 No.2126832
promotions: i got steam and my acct back, so... shits updating
e9bb46 No.2126833
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>>2126829
I found a scanner-ish thing.
>>2126828
Don't install bercause I like it, but if you're getting it I'll play it with you.
e9bb46 No.2126834
>>2126830
Yes, if you don't have shit to do the day after.
d7c5c2 No.2126836
>>2126833
use the free game shadow warrior, or is that just a dlc expansion?
e9bb46 No.2126837
What is a SCANNER-ish thing?
Post your scannerish things to me, I want to know how you view me.
954e84 No.2126839
>>2126834
I have shit to do on every day
e9bb46 No.2126841
>>2126836
>>2126836
I'm installing the shadow warrior thing now, that is a dlc thing but I can accomadate.
e9bb46 No.2126842
>>2126839
Can you handle a hangover?
fb4eb2 No.2126843
d7c5c2 No.2126844
>>2126841
stopping here... not paying for content at this time
954e84 No.2126845
>>2126838
WIll you drink with me?
>>2126842
Da
>>2126843
Maksim?
e9bb46 No.2126846
>>2126844
Is fine, we have the same content.
4e745f No.2126847
>>2126845
Yes.
"drink", that is
e9bb46 No.2126848
>>2126845
Then drink when you are able. As in now or tomorrow, I'm drinking and shitposting now which says a lot./
d7c5c2 No.2126849
>>2126846
suggest other free games pls
e9bb46 No.2126852
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>>2126849
Go to Newgrounds, search up Time Fcuk, it was a puzzler that I dedicated part of my life to. This is the souundtrack.
e9bb46 No.2126854
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THIS IS THE HEART OF SCANNER
e9bb46 No.2126855
I slept in bathtubs and found that music helped me sleep./
e9bb46 No.2126856
Can we have a scanimus post?
I forgot when the time it is to make a new thread, can someone post in my stead?
d323f4 No.2126857