c0384e No.2081077
~Official Drunky Thread~
Hammered on a Friday night edition
c0384e No.2081081
Who needs sleep when you have a copious amount of alcohol?
de51b3 No.2081082
Oh yeah, it is still Friday.
40f63b No.2081083
>>2081077
>tfw I showed up sober to the drunk Drunky thread
c0384e No.2081084
>>2081083
Sounds like a good night for Drunk TC
In like two hours when I'm a little more fucked up
befa8b No.2081086
based drunky i am sorry not sorry for calling you an idiot
1c6faf No.2081087
6cb959 No.2081089
hi friends sorry I got distracted
hello you're all cool!!
6b9427 No.2081090
>>2081047
>>2081086
https://wendyraefowler.bandcamp.com/album/warped
I've been listening to this the past little bit. It's a good album
befa8b No.2081091
>>2081088
>>2081088
>>2081088
>>2081088
>>2081088
fucking this
40f63b No.2081092
>>2081084
I should have also mentioned that I plan to maintain said sobriety
>>2081089
How old are you now?
cac41d No.2081094
>>2081091
Fuck Khabib bangers.
c0384e No.2081096
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WRONG FUCKING THREAD
BECAUSE FUCK IT
>>2081092
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
befa8b No.2081098
>>2081094
now that weev is free is don't GAF
is this wrong
befa8b No.2081099
holy shit DOA this is kinda sick
1c6faf No.2081100
>>2081098
Who is Weev that he always spams about?
c0384e No.2081101
>Being the only drunk person in a Drunky thread
It's cool, I like being alienated. I don't need company anyway.
cac41d No.2081102
>>2081098
T-Minus whatever feels right.
Just turn up the radio.
de51b3 No.2081103
>>2081101
I'm drunk nigga calm down.
40f63b No.2081104
>>2081101
Pretty sure TP is drunk too and Sinni is drinking(?)
befa8b No.2081105
>>2081100
a hacker
that was free'd
learn to google
8aab0f No.2081106
>>2081101
I could smoke
is that good enough
cac41d No.2081107
>>2081100
Guy who worked over the former owner of your website rifk.
087490 No.2081108
>>2081073
tracer!
bad! very bad...
>>2081074
eventually...but I have free rent here and family and stuff...
6b9427 No.2081109
>>2081099
It's pretty good
befa8b No.2081110
>>2081102
who looks good this season dude
c0384e No.2081112
>Tracer saying Nigga
I thought you were some uptight shut in.
__
I have an urge to make an ass of myself.
Life's a joke
The suns gonna explode
1c6faf No.2081113
>>2081104
When is TP not drinking?
de51b3 No.2081114
>>2081112
I'll call anyone who's wrong a nigga.
befa8b No.2081115
>>2081113
literally every other time of the week
6cb959 No.2081116
c0384e No.2081117
Sinni is like honorary jailbait!
Post lewds
befa8b No.2081118
how many days of the week do you drink based tsuch
6cb959 No.2081119
also drunky I got more booze am I cool now
40f63b No.2081120
>>2081108
Yeah that's always the biggest draw to not living on your own tbh. Kinda miss it...
>>2081112
Let the assery begin!
>>2081113
I honestly don't know tbh. I imagine Monday-Thursday he just kinda... exists?
>>2081116
Jesus Christ, really? You're too young to be drinking, stop that
6cb959 No.2081121
>>2081120
.uwu my mom mixed it for me
befa8b No.2081122
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that wendy shit was nice thanks DOA
d3322f No.2081123
>>2081112
>Life's a joke
I don't get the joke
befa8b No.2081124
oh no you done got test interested
40f63b No.2081125
>>2081121
tsk tsk, for shame
087490 No.2081126
>>2081120
i can't move out anyway without a job
cac41d No.2081127
>>2081110
AL Iaquinta
All night all day
40f63b No.2081129
>>2081126
But you can get one!
>>2081128
I dunno what this is conveying
befa8b No.2081131
ilu test <3
i would not have blame you for banning HON
40f63b No.2081134
>>2081130
What are you looking for? Anything in particular?
befa8b No.2081135
cac41d No.2081137
>>2081135
rifk doubled data force
befa8b No.2081138
>>2081137
THEY SLOW US DOWN
6cb959 No.2081139
>>2081129
idk either
>>2081132
it's almost over!
but <3
7019d3 No.2081140
Was Frank Miller always so artsy and crazy
befa8b No.2081142
the second sin city kinda didn't suck, but it was not all that
40f63b No.2081143
>>2081139
Oh so it just meant nothing
Okay
befa8b No.2081145
the girl from cluless who died kinda made the first movie
she was also from eminems movie
087490 No.2081147
i can't sleep my legs are all itchy
1c6faf No.2081148
>>2081140
At least he's not as batshit crazy as Alan Moore (further) devolved to where he's half Zionist, half Aleister Crowley wannabe.
1c6faf No.2081149
>>2081147
Chop your legs off.
cac41d No.2081150
>>2081140
Bill Sienkiewicz was his nigga.
d3322f No.2081151
>>2081133
Ozymandias did nothing wrong.
087490 No.2081152
>>2081149
i don't have any power tools
7019d3 No.2081153
>>2081142
I'm in the middle of the first sin city but I've watched a lot of his other stuff but his style is so... Unique
befa8b No.2081154
>>2081147
you may have a circulation issue
no joke
087490 No.2081155
>>2081154
i got bit by mosquitoes pretty sure i'm fine mate
befa8b No.2081156
befa8b No.2081157
>>2081153
oh yeah sin city is a fucking masterpiece
cac41d No.2081158
>>2081155
Probably meds. Meds itch legs rifk.
befa8b No.2081159
i remember seeing that in the theatre
WHY IS THE HOBBIT DOING THAT
cac41d No.2081160
>>2081159
Yo I seen a movie at the pub and food.
1c6faf No.2081161
>>2081151
Ozymandias is my hero.
befa8b No.2081162
>>2081160
have you seen mother! yet
befa8b No.2081163
i feel like mother will even rock proto1
cac41d No.2081164
>>2081162
yeah I rocked that at the theater.
I will admit it punched me in the balls.
f59c9f No.2081165
-dresses in raccoon pajamas and bounces around the room.-
cac41d No.2081166
>>2081162
WAIT I TOLD YOU TO SEE THAT FUCKING MOVIE.
befa8b No.2081167
>>2081164
oh wow
like i left watching that movie not knowing if i hated it or what
but it stuck with me for days
damn daren
so coi
befa8b No.2081168
fake news i was the first
cac41d No.2081169
>>2081167
It hurt. That is what horror movies are supposed to do.
We want our hands to hurt the monsters that are tormenting people in the films.
befa8b No.2081170
having a darren aronofski fetish
i don't see how anyone saying anything would make me watch his movies
cac41d No.2081171
>>2081168
Bullshit. You probably forgot that I see every horror film in the theater when it comes out.
cac41d No.2081172
Where Nezi go?
Stop taking Ambien.
befa8b No.2081173
>>2081169
bro have you seen jessica jones
i feel like season one is the best horror shit i've watched in some time
cac41d No.2081174
>>2081173
RIFK you fucking faggot. YOU ARE MY BROTHER BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY SUPPORTING KHABIB.
befa8b No.2081175
>>2081174
jessica jones is great though
I DO NOT support iran
087490 No.2081176
>>2081172
i'm talking in another community and cybering hu and trying not to itch my legs
cac41d No.2081177
>>2081176
iTCH = MEDS.
OR BUGS.
Do you live on the swamp? If not it aint bugs it is drugs rifk.
>>2081175
RIP Rawn Beauty
befa8b No.2081179
>>2081177
what's your fucking deal anyways
how's life bro
087490 No.2081180
>>2081177
i live in the swamp, yes.
cac41d No.2081181
TP honest question.
ALso brb drink
befa8b No.2081182
befa8b No.2081183
proto1 can't talk for real lmao
cac41d No.2081184
>>2081180
Do your legs have red marks or have signs of bug bites.
If not it means you have been taking meds.
087490 No.2081187
>>2081184
i went for walk
legs got bit by mosquitoes
no drugs
i mean i'm on drugs but
it's not the drugs
befa8b No.2081190
>be nezi
>blog about going to work out cause he's hella concious about being a little chunky
>place was closed or something, maybe dude didn't even go, who knows
>needs attention
>MY BUG BITES
087490 No.2081192
>>2081189
>>2081190
i mean do you wanna talk about something else? start a conversation my nigga you're not giving me anything to go on
cac41d No.2081193
>>2081191
Are you coming with me on the Europe CASTLE maneuver?
befa8b No.2081194
>>2081192
no i don't care
it's just funny how you keep us updated on your facebook tier shit that doesn't happen
7019d3 No.2081196
What the fuck is this orange alien thing
f59c9f No.2081197
>>2081196
-squeaks and pesters Revy to come visit him on Discord! Is Sonata_Blue#3600-
087490 No.2081199
>>2081194
>that doesn't happen
what
befa8b No.2081201
>>2081199
what is your end game
befa8b No.2081203
087490 No.2081204
>>2081201
are you saying I'm making up all the things that happen in my 'blog posts' lol
like for what purpose
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befa8b No.2081206
>>2081204
no not at all
what is your point
7019d3 No.2081208
Oh it was the child rapist from act 1
befa8b No.2081209
where would the world be without gucci mane
befa8b No.2081210
revi are you dating anyone these days?
befa8b No.2081211
i only ask because i low key want to date you
087490 No.2081212
revy is my girlfriend.
stay away from my girlfriend please.
7019d3 No.2081213
>>2081210
No I'm not really dating anyone
No time no prospects
befa8b No.2081214
>>2081213
oh shit
how's the transition going anyways
7019d3 No.2081216
>>2081214
It's coming along
I think my hip is doing something weird the bones keep clicking and thudding when I move
befa8b No.2081217
>>2081216
have you thought that maybe you made the wrong choice
like hormones CAUSE cancer
i mean do you want to be a girl THAT much
cac41d No.2081218
>>2081216
Surf and ski.
Work your body.
>>2081214
Gimme hug
befa8b No.2081219
pumping estrogen into your system causes cancer lol
for good reason
if i were a body i would be pissed too
7019d3 No.2081220
>>2081217
Everything causes cancer but at least I'm not dissociating 24/7
I don't understand sin city but Tarantino worked on it and all the four plots were mixed up and strange
cac41d No.2081221
>>2081220
Revy honest question.
c0384e No.2081223
I'm back
and I made a badass burrito
Drunk cooking is best cooking
087490 No.2081224
befa8b No.2081225
>>2081220
you are speeding up cancer if you are taking estrogen
you are shortening your lifespan by like half
worth it?
c0384e No.2081226
It fell apart
Life is pain
087490 No.2081227
again, i'd like to see a source with such bold claims
>>2081226
NOOOooooooooooOOOOOOooooooooo
befa8b No.2081228
>>2081222
google transgendered hormones and cancer
befa8b No.2081229
nezi doesn't want to believe his girls will die early
0ecc17 No.2081230
Im at the airport !!!!!!!!
c0384e No.2081231
Burrito in a bowl
Life fucking hates me
befa8b No.2081232
thank god pee girl is here
087490 No.2081233
>>2081228
>Among the health issues faced by transgender people, cancer has received little scientific attention. Until very recently, no long-term health-tracking studies have focused specifically on cancer in transgender individuals, and the few that are now under way will require years, even decades, to yield useful information.
no you're just drunk and I don't trust much of what you say anyway
087490 No.2081235
I've gone through multiple websites and articles now and all I keep reading is "there isn't much data"
if you're gonna spout shit like that do your research fam
befa8b No.2081236
>>2081233
there is no proof that pumping your system with estrogen or testorone does anything good
there is hella evidence that it will give you cancer
befa8b No.2081237
c0384e No.2081238
>Dumping excess (Or incorrect) hormones into the body
>Doesn't yield negative results
I mean, if you want to ignore basic biology.
cac41d No.2081239
>>2081232
I WILL HURT YOU.
>>2081233
Nezi. I am proto1. The war god. Your legs are itchy because of your meds Wanna keep it up?
087490 No.2081240
>>2081236
hella evidence
hella evidence
how many times do I have to ask you for a source you stupid fuck
you're going back on filter list with Wish
you're insufferable when you're drunk
which is too bad because you're nice to talk to when you are sober.
one of the many reasons I don't drink personally.
goodbye.
cac41d No.2081241
>>2081237
I will hurt you.
c0384e No.2081243
Oh, are we arguing again?
Today has been an angry day for /animus/
087490 No.2081244
>>2081239
nah I'm good fam they're already done being itchy
how's life going for the proto-master?
befa8b No.2081245
i don't think it's good for me to continue this exchange when you use those pejoratives
1c6faf No.2081246
>>2081243
This place needs complimentary "pls b patient i have autism" hats.
cac41d No.2081247
>>2081244
What have you ever fought for?
087490 No.2081248
>>2081243
>wish bullying me
>TP saying stupid shit while drunk
just the usual posters doing their usual shit
I made the mistake of removing them from my filter list and giving them another chance.
Won't happen again, my apologies.
Listening to people insult you, tell you to kill yourself repeatedly and whatnot gets frustrating.
c0384e No.2081250
>>2081248
I don't know, seems alright to me
Sorry you feel frustrated
befa8b No.2081251
i kinda like drunk
and do not think he should ky at all
c0384e No.2081252
Also I have been drinking so don't expect anything productive from me
087490 No.2081253
>>2081250
I don't think it's ok to bully and harass people for fun.
Treating people like shit is not okay.
I understand if someone gets angry and says/does something they wouldn't typically do, but doing it all the time on purpose for fun is as awful as it gets.
befa8b No.2081255
lol i was about to say that DL was underrated
but no one liked demon lord
1c6faf No.2081256
>>2081253
>I don't think it's ok to bully and harass people for fun.
>Treating people like shit is not okay.
c0384e No.2081257
>>2081253
I do agree that someone shouldn't bully or harass someone purely for entertainment
But you're better than taking these dudes seriously. You know you've got more going on in life than taking "Criticism," from TP or Wish
Besides, I like you. You might even go so far to say that I care a great deal for you.
Maybe even love you.
Just spit it back. Be even more vile.
And if that's just not in your character, then you're doing the right thing by ignoring them entirely
__
Huh, I guess I can be productive when I'm UNDA DA SEA...
Wait.. Influence.
befa8b No.2081258
maybe like bloodchan liked demonlord
f59c9f No.2081259
>>2081248
-snugs and brings you a cup of tea-
7019d3 No.2081260
>>2081225
Worth it
I'm already older than I ever thought I'd be
Also season 3 of wakfu is on netflix
de51b3 No.2081261
>>2081253
I bully all the time though.
c0384e No.2081262
Also TP is pretty cool. Even if he's a dick to Nezi
but Nezi is not for bully
Nezi is for snuggles and rough, boyish poundings
cac41d No.2081263
Tp
Fuck with the real and get fucked by the real.
c0384e No.2081264
If I TC in like, an hour, is anyone going to join me or am I going to be the only faggot being an active attention whore?
befa8b No.2081265
>>2081260
have you seen jessica jones?
no joke you'd love it
>>2081262
nezi and i have a history. it took him awhile to talk to me again
1c6faf No.2081267
>>2081264
It's probably just going to be you and TP.
c0384e No.2081268
087490 No.2081269
>>2081256
you would find that funny ;^)
>>2081257
no I'm not gonna stoop to the same level, it's not okay to be a dick either just because someone else is doing it
ignoring them is the right call i think
i just messed up thinking people could change
clearly they do not. at least not often.
>>2081259
thank you sonata, how are you doing?
what's going on in your life friend?
>>2081261
yeah but yours is playful teasing
I don't feel any malice behind your words.
which is okay, teasing can be nice.
>>2081262
w-wow that's lewd
>>2081264
I don't have a webcam anymore so I cannot, sorry.
TP is likely there and drunk so that's a no as well :P
7019d3 No.2081270
>>2081265
No what's it about
befa8b No.2081271
>>2081263
i am the best
not really concerned with ....
befa8b No.2081272
>>2081270
like a hot head superhero
she's chill tho
f59c9f No.2081273
>>2081269
-is just doing Sonata things, mostly. Is kind of bored. Had to perform nursing duties for a family member all winter long and now has a lot of extra free time but doesn't seem the same as before. Needs new things but doesn't know what those things are yet- :<
7019d3 No.2081274
>>2081272
Oh is it that marvel spin off series
4e27f4 No.2081275
Phil, let us begin. Recite your baseline.
c0384e No.2081276
>>2081269
>people could change
But they can. Look at me! This is the first time I've been anything other than buzzed all week! I waited for a WEEKEND! Can you believe that shit?!
>lewd
Baby, don't you know me yet?
>webcam
GO TO PUBLIX
GO TO THE ELECTRONICS AISLE
AND JOIN ME YOU Adorable thing, you.
__
It is becoming progressively harder to navigate my avatar folder.
MORE BOOZE
40aae7 No.2081277
That nigger still isn't shot?
cac41d No.2081278
>>2081269
I am am going to hurt you.
Watch and learn.
>>2081271
Hug.
c0384e No.2081279
Awwwwwww shit, is that a Darwin I spot?
c0384e No.2081280
DARWIN WHY DO YOU ACTIVELY IGNORE ME
I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
And potential lover
befa8b No.2081281
>>2081274
yeah netflix
i've only watched punisher and now jessica jones
7019d3 No.2081282
>>2081276
> progressively harder to navigate my avatar folder.
Pick at random
cac41d No.2081283
>>2081275
FAker bunt weatr up darwin
proof you are darvan
befa8b No.2081285
>darwin is here
*runs away*
4e27f4 No.2081286
>>2081285
Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
c0384e No.2081287
>>2081282
B-but. Appropriate reactions
Also half of my images have text
and the other half don't
I don't wanna send the wrong message
Also more miku lewds
befa8b No.2081288
c0384e No.2081289
>He's still ignoring me
I probably fucked his boyfriend or something
cac41d No.2081290
If the real darwin was with me he would be blowin g\lines in the oc
087490 No.2081291
i think lili is kill
or i scared her off with my babyrage typing
>>2081273
do you work or go to school?
try to pick up a hobby =)
>>2081276
hmm yeah that's why i had to add the 'often'
change is not easy, it takes a lot of effort.
lol they don't sell webcams at publix
but i may get one eventually
>>2081278
reported to fbi
:^)
4e27f4 No.2081292
>>2081288
Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
0ecc17 No.2081293
>>2081234
whoops i got busy havin fun at the airport
i am picking up a family member :p
c0384e No.2081294
>>2081291
I'm not even sure what Publix is. I just see you and this piss creature talking about it.
I assume it's a grocery store.
NEZI PLS I WANT TO love you tenderly
befa8b No.2081295
befa8b No.2081297
darwin do you pay people to lie you
befa8b No.2081298
4e27f4 No.2081299
>>2081295
When you are not performing your duties, do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
befa8b No.2081300
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befa8b No.2081302
darwin is doing a little performance
c0384e No.2081303
I do not ever register on the Darwin Radar
The Dardar
Seppuku is the only option
4e27f4 No.2081304
>>2081301
Interlinked.
What is it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
befa8b No.2081305
hey look i can do a performance
1c6faf No.2081306
>>2081303
You are not an underage boy.
c0384e No.2081308
NEITHER IS TP
HE'S LIKE A DECADE OLDER THAN ME
I'M CLOSER TO JAILBAIT THAN TP IS
c0384e No.2081309
darwin i am 15 and nubile pls abuse me
087490 No.2081310
>>2081294
yeah it's a grocery store, they have good fresh food there too
no serious electronics though you have to get that stuff at a bestbuy or amazon
you can lewd me if you want i'm pretty easy
just quiet and shy often until i really get to know people
>>2081293
i have fond memories of doing a million laps through the terminal waiting on someone because they don't let you wait on the curb lol
befa8b No.2081311
darwin how was milky the last time he holded your hand
you said you truely loved him
he did not give a fuck about you
4e27f4 No.2081312
>>2081311
Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.
c0384e No.2081313
>>2081310
Pretty sure that if I were single, and still okay with stepping foot in Florida we'd have totally boned by now. I think you're Like super pretty, bro
befa8b No.2081314
c0384e No.2081315
DARWIN WE GET IT YOU SAY BLADERUNNER
c0384e No.2081316
087490 No.2081317
>>2081313
ehh i'm kinda ugly but i'm glad someone else disagrees
thankies
c0384e No.2081318
befa8b No.2081319
darwin you are an old dude raping kids
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cac41d No.2081321
>>2081312
You live close to me.
Come to venice-13
4e27f4 No.2081322
>>2081319
Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
befa8b No.2081323
once you have that rape tag...
1c6faf No.2081324
>>2081309
Out of whatever morbid curiosity, what does your wife say to shit like this?
4e27f4 No.2081325
>>2081321
What, right now?
087490 No.2081326
>>2081318
>>2081320
fine but only because you asked
befa8b No.2081327
>>2081322
why are you spamming
befa8b No.2081328
i think darwin raping kids broke himself
4e27f4 No.2081329
>>2081327
Do you dream about being interlinked?
befa8b No.2081330
c0384e No.2081331
>>2081324
She's regularly sitting over my shoulder while I'm dicking around here.
I've already explained how these threads work.
She finds it hilarious, And she really likes Elma
cac41d No.2081332
>>2081325
YES. you have a special place in my bed.
befa8b No.2081334
you guys realize that darwin has tried to fuck innumerous underrage dudes right?
1c6faf No.2081335
>>2081331
The mental image I had of the exchange is you being drunk, your wife coming up behind you and asking what you're doing, for you to only say "I'm trying to get older dudes to fuck me on the internet; it's okay, babe, go back to bed."
087490 No.2081336
hi drunky wife!
i don't know you but you're a cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1c6faf No.2081340
>>2081338
Niggers tongue your anus.
087490 No.2081341
>>2081340
i remember seeing that on /b/ all the time back in the day
haven't read that in years lol
de51b3 No.2081342
>>2081336
Calm down bug bite boy
7019d3 No.2081343
I thought people were joking when they said Evangelyne's only redeeming feature is how much dick she takes
c0384e No.2081345
>>2081335
This is a humorous mental image, but no. She's aware that I'm 100% faithful to her despite anything I say on the internet.
We're also very open about pornography, so asking for lewds, which has been a topic, is still on the "okay" part of the spectrum
When it turns into cybersex, that's a problem, but I don't e-sex people anymore
My romantic or sexual propositions stem purely from memeing and empty requests.
>>2081336
She is asleep right now. I did mention "Regularly," but she works tomorrow.
087490 No.2081347
>>2081345
ah okay
wake her up with breakfast in bed like a good hubby :3
c0384e No.2081348
>>2081347
I intend on waking her up
But I'll be the one eating
7019d3 No.2081349
Wakfu Season 3 aka Amalia's quest for ten year old dick and Evangelyne's quest for even more dick
087490 No.2081350
>>2081348
you could do both~
c0384e No.2081351
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c0384e No.2081353
>>2081350
She doesn't eat in the mornings. If you try to offer her food any time before, like, 11:00 AM she'll refuse it. I still, to this day, do not know why, but she's been this way since I met her.
>>2081352
Do you feel good hurting me like this?
Does it bring you some kind of twisted pleasure to watch me squirm?
All I ask is your validation and you pretend I don't exist.
It's like you THINK YOU'RE BETTER'N'ME
WELL NOBODY'S BETTER'N'ME
befa8b No.2081356
beet the fake darwin with ligit links
087490 No.2081357
>>2081351
it's 2B from NieR Automata (game)
>>2081353
yeah I mean I don't eat breakfast either, even though I know you're supposed to
i love breakfast foods though lol
befa8b No.2081358
7b1db3 No.2081359
where is wish? I have no one to harass now for cock pics
de51b3 No.2081360
>>2081353
>She doesn't eat in the mornings. If you try to offer her food any time before, like, 11:00 AM
I'm the same way. If I eat anything I feel like fucking dog shit for the rest of the day.
befa8b No.2081361
he is no fun now that he is a "dude"
kinda defeated
c0384e No.2081362
>>2081357
I meant Miku
But I'd 2B to And A2 And 9S
>>2081357
I eat "Breakfast," more often post-5:00PM than I do Pre-noon.
However, I tend to shove something in my face on my way to work every morning. I probably devour 3500 calories a day or something. I have weed to thank for the fact I'm not the size of a house.
>>2081359
What am I to you people, chopped liver?
befa8b No.2081363
i mean when your whole online thing was based off faking being a girl
i would imagine there would be some reshuffling
like i would be willing to bett like wish's only friend is darwin right now
they lie and scheme the best
c0384e No.2081364
If it weren't for the fact that I don't think I could stay hard through the procedure, viagra or no, I'd probably have my cock tatood by now.
7b1db3 No.2081365
>>2081362
post cock and I can answer
befa8b No.2081367
087490 No.2081368
>>2081362
oh sorry i didn't see the miku
miku is cute ^^
i've never play nier is it fun?
>>2081362
3500? if that's somewhat accurate...wow that's a lot
why do you say weed keeps you from being big? i don't get it
c0384e No.2081369
>>2081365
I'm sure Nezi has it somewhere.
I'm in the mood for attention
but not that kind of attention.
cac41d No.2081370
>>2081361
Are you coming with me?
>>2081366
A line or two.
rifk.
FUCK THE MIRROR PUT THE STRAW IN THE BAG
It works.
087490 No.2081371
nah I only have my name on your forehead, and my name on your tummy
4e27f4 No.2081373
>>2081370
Invite Phil too.
c0384e No.2081374
>>2081368
It was a pretty good ARPG, but it was severely lacking in a few aspects. The world felt repetitive, the quests didn't feel rewarding, and the story was 4/10 at best.
Best aspects of that game were combat, mechanic customizability and ass.
Worth $20, but definitely not worth full price.
>3500
I'd be willing to bet anywhere between 2700 and 3800 a day.
>weed
Marijuana has been proven to speed up your metabolism like crazy. Especially coupled with regular exercise.
cac41d No.2081375
>>2081372
Castle.
I am renting one.
befa8b No.2081376
i just realized that i was harshing dar more than i should have
it was more my personal shit that I have to learn to deal with
it wasn't fair taking it out on you man
sorry dar
cac41d No.2081377
>>2081373
Walk with me. I love you.
7019d3 No.2081378
I understand that sometimes you have to change voice actors but did they have to mispronounce "Iop"
befa8b No.2081379
>>2081375
punisher is dope
c0384e No.2081380
Darwin
Pls
I thought we were cool
087490 No.2081381
>>2081374
if that's a real thing then it sucks that I don't smoke cause i like eating and have a sssssssssssuper slow metabolism
087490 No.2081382
anyway gonna watch gabriel dropout and pass out soon hopefully
if i don't crawl back, nini
c0384e No.2081383
>>2081382
Night Nezi.
Smoking will probs help you lose weight
but will also make you lazy if you're not naturally motivated
befa8b No.2081384
>>2081382
that fat unfunny mexian comic
lol good luck
befa8b No.2081385
1c6faf No.2081386
>>2081382
>crawl back
*roll back
c0384e No.2081387
And then I was alone with my thoughts
Because DARWIN IS STILL FUCKING IGNORING ME
befa8b No.2081388
nexi always makes apoint to tell us how he does not care
then comes back for that sweet sweet care
4e27f4 No.2081389
>>2081377
Go with Christ, brah.
c0384e No.2081391
I picked the worst night to get drunk and shitpost.
Gilg is here, but he usually just tosses fake insults my way
TP is here but he's busy being enthralled with other things
Darwin is here, but he's being a massive dildo
And then theres me
Craving attention and interaction
befa8b No.2081392
>>2081391
on any given night i either worship based tsuchi or darwin
they are just both being really mean dicks tonight
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c0384e No.2081395
LITERALLY IGNORING MY PRESENCE
c0384e No.2081397
TP let's do PCP and drive to Mexico.
befa8b No.2081398
c0384e No.2081399
Wait, seriously? I can get my hands on PCP in like, thirty minutes. And I'm only a few hours from Tijuana.
befa8b No.2081400
i just smoke weed dude. have no idea
1c6faf No.2081401
I am an individual of high melanin content that is accused of crimes I didn't commit.
c0384e No.2081402
>>2081400
Currently out of weed
Kill me, life is pain
>>2081401
Niggers gonna nig
befa8b No.2081403
tsuchi are you still fucking smiles
befa8b No.2081404
i feel like that is so based that you are fucking smikes
4e27f4 No.2081405
Who are you fucking these days, Phil?
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1c6faf No.2081408
>>2081402
For a state swarming with illegal brown people, all of the Arizonan posters we've had have been far right white dudes. I just expected at least more spics.
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befa8b No.2081410
>>2081402
oh god sorry
i have like an eight solid
cac41d No.2081412
>>2081409
Surf with me.
FSU gangster.
c0384e No.2081413
>>2081408
Am white dude
Am not far right.
Fiscally conservative
Socially liberal
Or something like that.
Honestly I don't give two shits about the political climate. As long as the government keeps paying my salary, I couldn't care less.
>>2081410
My dealer is in Oklahoma until Sunday
Earliest I can get is Monday
Send help
befa8b No.2081414
the key is to ignore darwin until he says something semi-intelligent
c0384e No.2081415
>Tfw spending taxpayer money primarily on booze, weed and mortgage payments
4e27f4 No.2081416
>>2081412
That is too black-sounding for me.
befa8b No.2081417
darwin is a cancerous monster who feeds off of replies and little kids
c0384e No.2081418
How does it feel knowing like, 7% of your paycheck goes to people like me?
1c6faf No.2081419
>>2081413
My views are all over the place so my disdain of individuals of higher melanin content and their disposition towards crime and abusing welfare doesn't really mean I'm far right in any traditional regard, just loathe people who refuse to take responsibility and otherwise be a blight on society.
c0384e No.2081420
I also find it humorous that the government pays my salary
but I still have to give a portion of my salary to the government.
The system is broke, yo.
>>2081419
>>2081419
>>2081419
Welfare should be contingent on a bi-monthly drug test and proof of employment-seeking
befa8b No.2081421
real q schuchi
does smiles ever fuck you in the ass
befa8b No.2081422
i would be willing to bet he does
cac41d No.2081423
>>2081416
REAL ORANGE COUNTY G'S
RIP
Scotty “Scottish” Miller
RIFK REAL FSU G'S
c0384e No.2081424
>>2081421
Where else would he fuck him?
I mean, mouth is a fair guess
Armpit maybe
If Tsuchi is fat, can give titjobs.
c0384e No.2081425
>Orange county
Aww shit, I'm gonna be Darwins neighbor in like, four years?
Fuck this. Gotta rethink my plan.
1c6faf No.2081426
>>2081420
Agreed entirely. I also support increasing government social programs at the cost of higher taxes. But those programs should have strict guidelines of legality of the people on them, ie citizenship and not being a literal nigger committing crimes for no discernible reason.
23a48d No.2081427
>>2081420
Have you tried not giving the money back?
befa8b No.2081428
>>2081424
no i mean him and smiles claim to be a hetero couple
i think it gets way more assy than that
c0384e No.2081429
>>2081426
>social programs at the cost of higher taxes
With you there.
>>2081427
Nah but that's not read: Is a totally bad idea.
Morning, dude. How'd you sleep?
>>2081428
>claim
Keywords
c0384e No.2081431
HERMIT CRAB WHORE BITCHES
WHY DOES GOD, AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE
KEEP FISTING ME
UP THE FUCKING ASS
FUUUCK
23a48d No.2081432
>>2081429
How would I know? I was asleep at the time.
087490 No.2081433
>>2081426
actually pretty logical points of view
i agree with everything so far that you've said
23a48d No.2081435
>>2081431
Because He knows that's what you're into.
c0384e No.2081436
>>2081432
Oh, that's how it's going to be today?
Fine, smart ass. You just lost your last friend in the room.
>>2081433
I thought you were asleep.
>>2081434
Evening, beautiful.
__
I HAVE FRIENDS AGAIN! WHOOOOOOOO!
befa8b No.2081437
i was watching some old cranberries shit
they were actually pretty good
too bad b killed herself over zombie
087490 No.2081438
if you wanna cook:
Nezi's Jambalaya:
1cup long-grain white rice
1 green pepper diced
1 onion diced (cut ends, cut in half, remove skin, place halves flat, cut slices 2 directions)
half garlic clove minced
1 large spoonful butter to sautee peppers/onion/garlic
simmer 10 min
1 cup water w/ 2 chicken bouillan cubes, boiled/heat and add, followed by another cup of water
1 can (16oz?) diced tomatoes
1/2 tsp thyme
1/4 tsp basil
1/4 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp tobasco (cholula pref) hot sauce
4 chorizo sausage links sliced (2 packages) if just chorizo, w/ chicken use 2?
1 chicken breast, sliced two directions
boil on low w/ cover for 30mins
befa8b No.2081439
WHY DO ALL MY ROCK HEROS KY
23a48d No.2081440
>>2081436
I'm sorry pls love me. ;~;
7019d3 No.2081441
Why is slightly-larger-than-a-ten-year-old king Yugo so fucking cute
087490 No.2081442
>>2081436
i felt like making bad decisions
idunno
should have taken my melatonin a long time ago but i was out of water and too lazy/tired to go downstairs and get water
c0384e No.2081444
If you wanna cook:
Drunky's Vodka sauce pasta:
4 cups dry pasta
1 yellow onion
2 cloves garlic
2 cups heavy whipping cream
1 bottle Vodka
1) Take pot, bring to boil
2) Take pan, heat to medium-high
3) Add pasta to pot
4) Dice garlic and onion
5) Mix garlic and onion into bowl with heavy whipping cream
6) Take bottle of vodka
7) Leave other ingredients on stove
8) Drink bottle of Vodka
9) forget you were cooking, get drunk instead
10) Extinguish stove-fire while drunk
11) Pass out on kitchen floor in underwear
c0384e No.2081447
>>2081440
You know I couldn't stay mad at you
You give me attention.
>>2081442
This is fine
because you're still here
and I'm no longer alone.
0067ca No.2081448
If you want to bake a pretty cake.
c0384e No.2081449
>>2081446
What're you doing up at this hour?
23a48d No.2081451
>>2081447
I gotta get ready for work. Have a nice night/day/fap, Drunky. <3
0067ca No.2081452
>>2081449
This is when I'm usually up.
I work nights.
c0384e No.2081454
>>2081451
Ugh. That was short lived. I love you too, Amy.
>>2081452
Oh. Well, don't I seem like an ass.
I've been drinking
Heavily.
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c0384e No.2081458
>>2081455
For someone that's never played Nier you sure do have a lot of 2Booty.
>>2081457
Because thanks to learning how to be a "Productive member of society," I'm now limited to two nights of being genuinely hammered a week.
Also it was a choice between catching up on sleep and getting drunk
and ... well.. My namesake wins out.
087490 No.2081460
>>2081458
it's a game i want, i like the character design
but the game doesn't look suuuuuper my type, so i'm holding off until it's cheap and on sale
c0384e No.2081461
TP, if you had to choose a preferred method of death...
c0384e No.2081462
>>2081460
Good call. Like I said, worth 20 bucks for the amount of time you can dump in to it.
0067ca No.2081463
Hello, Tyler.
>>2081458
You got a new job?
c0384e No.2081465
I thought TP was phil
HAVE I BEEN LIED TO ALL THIS TIME
c0384e No.2081466
>>2081463
What?
No. I'm still doing the same thing I've been doing for a year.
Why do you insinuate I got a new job?
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befa8b No.2081469
>>2081465
that is my name that darwin dropped
0067ca No.2081470
>>2081466
>Productive member of society
4e27f4 No.2081471
befa8b No.2081472
i just don't like when that idiot drops names because no one is allowed to know his
c0384e No.2081473
>>2081467
This makes sense.
>>2081468
>>2081469
Okay. Y'all niggas make me think I have false memories or something.
>>2081470
Wow.
You're implying what I do is not productive to society?
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c0384e No.2081475
Darwins name is Kevin
Because every Kevin I've ever known is a complete asshole.
befa8b No.2081476
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c0384e No.2081479
It's probably something like John
Boring. Like him.
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1c6faf No.2081481
Darwin's name is probably Jose.
c0384e No.2081482
Can you tell I'm vying for your attention yet?
befa8b No.2081483
c0384e No.2081484
Who do you think?
The only bastard that's been actively ignoring me.
befa8b No.2081485
is his name kevin is the important thing here
befa8b No.2081486
you are just an autistic side-product
c0384e No.2081487
befa8b No.2081488
oh man not gonna lie i got hot
4e27f4 No.2081489
befa8b No.2081490
darwins name is kevin
like that one minion
befa8b No.2081492
darwin hates being normal but he is painfully so
c0384e No.2081493
>>2081491
You're a jaded, dour man Squish, and I love you.
0067ca No.2081494
You're all wrong. His name is sh00tahunter69.
4e27f4 No.2081495
Kevin is the guy who does vocaroos for me.
befa8b No.2081496
shit was still funny
oh well
0067ca No.2081497
>>2081493
I don't know why.
I'm an awful guy.
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befa8b No.2081499
the way darwin lies though
befa8b No.2081500
be careful bros
darwin is not one to be trusted
and i'm his friend
c0384e No.2081501
>>2081497
Yeah but we're friends
And I love my friends.
__
As if I had to be made aware of this.
Does this taste like purple to you?
befa8b No.2081502
i mean i would not even wish darwin on my worst enemy
that's mean
llike go fuck around with a cronic liar
here
4e27f4 No.2081503
befa8b No.2081505
>>2081503
i don't really have one
;;
i heard i made manaka crie but i like that asshat too
befa8b No.2081506
manaka has always been a fake
befa8b No.2081507
surprised his dumbass tried to post again tbh
befa8b No.2081508
surprised grim's dumbass still likes him
4e27f4 No.2081509
cac41d No.2081510
>>2081506
Manaka is pretty real.
I never caught him in a lie
1c6faf No.2081511
>>2081504
He's just trying to use you to fill the loveless void of his loveless marriage. Don't just be someone's side hoe.
befa8b No.2081512
like manaka did a full blown fake
he is the worst of the worst
pretending to be a girl the whole nine
fuck you manaka
1c6faf No.2081513
Is it ho or hoe? I don't know ebonics.
befa8b No.2081514
>>2081510
>Manaka is pretty real. nah
>>2081512
befa8b No.2081515
sorry proto1 manaka is a real piece of shit
befa8b No.2081516
like a legal and moral piece of shit
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0067ca No.2081519
>>2081511
I'm ok with that.
087490 No.2081521
ughhh my body is really mad about me not eating
pls stop
befa8b No.2081522
manaka should be in jail because he is a child rapist
cac41d No.2081523
>>2081512
He never did. I figured it out quick and asked. Just like bern.
>>2081514
Manaka has put up with more of my shit that I can remember.
And yes I know him.
brb drink
befa8b No.2081524
>>2081523
manaka is legit a pervert
when you see it
befa8b No.2081525
don't say we didn't warn you (anyone working with manaka)
he not only lies but he is malicious
1c6faf No.2081526
There's no age of consent under Sharia Law (which Indonesia operates under).
befa8b No.2081527
why does manaka cut so died and why is he such a whore
7019d3 No.2081528
I forgot how lewd France is
087490 No.2081530
>>2081528
post tummy again
i want to lewd the revy
1c6faf No.2081531
>>2081528
France is just for queers and Muslim apologists.
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