/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

Everyone below this post gets to screw George

sucks for them im past my prime

>>2033736

Yo

guess I have to be okay with only somewhat knowing.

>>2033719

leaving soon to drive someone to the airport using my hanzo skills

au revoir.

>>2033738

I'm not going to fight very hard.

Remember, he was mine first.

>>2033730

Both lol

This whole 'on a whim' part vs my savings account.

I'm gonna be held up for a while I think.

>tfw no gf

>>2033741

I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING BUS

>>2033738

Can we just fight, not for him?

>>2033749

That's only because I vanished. Trust me, I could have made George my pet at a few points, but I care about him too much to degrade him like that. until he asks me to

>>2033744

Well, realistically if you're willing to use the public transport here for the first few months, your only true expenses would be First and Last months Rent (call it $2500 to be safe), the cost of food, (Average $10/day = $300/mo) and your daily buss pass ($3.25 for the all day, $1.50 for the there->back lines, let's just assume you're going to and from work, that's 1.50x20 = $30/mo)

To move out here and start from nothing would cut you just shy of $3k

That's not counting moving costs and whatnot, but even on minimum wage, 3K is like 8 to 12 weeks depending on where you live. You're not that far out.

>>2033751

I have a wife lol

>>2033747

retard

>>2033757

This is true, but you make okay money don't you? Probably well above the minimum wage line.

You know you haven't even explored the option yet, although I don't know which of us would ever entertain it, because god knows I can't. I'm turning my last spare bedroom into a nursery.

Spectre or Mandy or fish or a multitude of others live out here. It doesn't seem like you've even explored the idea of crashing with one of us for a month or two while you get on your feet. It's worked for Squash.

>>2033759

Thought you were gone? Just needed to see who said goodbye, huh? You bask in that attention?

Swallow nails, Kanra.

Lots of love.

>>2033758

I'm fine I guess. Currently sitting in the computer lab while my students do prelim research for their Causal Analysis essays due in three weeks.

For the next... It's Wednesday, so two days, six of my eight and a half hours at work are sitting in a computer lab on my phone until someone has a question.

Could be worse. I'm just bored.

>>2033765

>>2033762

>>2033747

Top part of:

>>2033755

>make a good teacher

I barely make a good person

>>2033768

>on 16bit

Might be why. If you run it in 16bit, you might not even get any GPU acceleration, causing your CPU to do all the work

>>2033762

no. decided against it. too meh of a mood to make a long drive like that.

thanks for telling me to get hit by a bus. not sure what vibe you were going for.

violent?

>Currently sitting in the computer lab while my students do prelim research for their Causal Analysis essays due in three weeks.

you're an educator?

>>2033767

I have no beef with Kanra, he's just an easy punching bag because he takes it so seriously. When Kanra first appeared, he was this purposely pretentious overly-committed-to-role-playing grognard, So I started bullying him. Playfully at first, but over time it just became too easy to send him reeling and now it's nostalgic fun.

I can put my outwardly vile personality away for long enough to pass as a respectable human being for work. I teach because I know what it's like to have a string of teachers that don't care about their jobs or their students, and what the fuck else am I going to do with a B.A. in English? Get published.

In my dreams.

>>2033761

I don't want it to have to come to that.

>>2033769

32 bit isn't any better, I should have clarified that desu

I am prone to crashes in 32bit but I always thought less bits = less grafix to deal with

*prone to crashes in 16bit

>>2033773

>have to come to that

What do you mean? That sounds like a nonstop degenerate party. Why isn't this your first option?! Life's too short to have an innate sense of personal responsibility. Do things, reap the rewards, suffer the consequences and grow!

>>2033774

>>2033775

Screenshot of the video settings?

>>2033780

>Windows 8 and not 8.1

but why?

>>2033779

He was pretty much the overlord of Autism for a decent run during the Senran Kagura era. The threads haven't been bad to him, just people like me.

>Self Publishing

I too like to have my works never read

Although I appreciate the congrats, I'm still not mentally prepared for it. I'm a giant child. I dont have enough personal responsibility to choose Yard work > weed and video games more frequently than I care to admit. This kids going to grow up with an enlarged 7 year old for a dad.

At least it's mom will be authoritative and responsible...

>>2033771

hi sinini

>>2033772

these days, it's just me. there's no mask.

I actually have no idea who you are.

it's just a little mad to tell someone you hope they get into a vehicular accident.

and you fluctuate between describing your life, your marriage, and child rearing, and telling someone to get hit by a bus. and you say you're at work?

>>2033787

very meh. decided against driving.

a lack of proper sleep doesn't help.

bad moods beget negative thoughts beget bad moods. so I should find a smart way to disrupt that cycle before I get too into it.

>>2033786

wow mad

>>2033785

>I don't know who you are

Duh.

>it's just a little mad to

I am mad.

>fluctuate between

Yeah, I was talking to people I like about myself because I'm a narcissistic monster, and then you showed up :)

>and you say you're at work

Yup. The American taxpayer is paying me for this too. Doesn't that fill you with a twisted sense of injustice?

>>2033785

My wife and I already had names picked out before we were even dating. We've been best friends for fucking ever. I find out the gender in 4 weeks, so I can tell you it's name then.

And I don't have the time or energy to personally promote my works. I'll hold out for an acceptance letter from a publishing house.

>>2033787

I'm doing alright and as you can probably infer I'm trying to play killing floor but can't

also I cleaned my desk yesterday and having space to move my mouse is a luxury I forgot I had

>>2033788

I don't remember doing that, if the box is unchecked in pic related that should mean it's not there I think

also the options for killing floor are opengl, direct 3D, and direct 3D 9.0

>>2033790

only a tad

I don't want to go through it again forgive me will you

>>2033792

Ugh. People and their sense of responsibility.

Good for you, Maddie. So what's your window looking like? Or are you so discouraged by the financial part that you've just put it off "until the time is right."

>>2033794

I love you

>>2033799

George is going to appreciate unconventional names. Try something with a tie to Mythology, or maybe Old European. Stray from the biblical ones unless they're super uncommon biblical ones.

>>2033800

he doesn't like names like Kermit or Commodore, ones like Robinette or

>>2033805

Does George even want kids?

>>2033791

ty for the good vibes.

>>2033793

everyone is the center of their own unvierse to some degree.

just can't imagine the constellation of neurons that had to fire in order to end up with you. what sort of thinking someone would have to reinforce over and over, to get a personality like yours.

the fact you're just describing shit in your vicinity and sounding a bit dull while doing it, suggests you're just trying to not be bored. you could be reading a book right now.

>>2033797

idk whenever it happens I guess. It's not like I'm giving up, I effing hate it here.

Like I get paid too much at my work so I'm always the first one to get cancelled. Like today, it's not even snowing yet and I got cancelled. :( How am I supposed to save for a move if I keep getting 120 dollar shifts wiped out for no reason?

>>2033808

You're a lot more reasonable a thinker than I am.

>>2033809

The fact that you believe you're so innately aware of other people's defining characteristics is what makes me want so badly to tell you to go play in traffic. If you can read, which by some miracle it seems you're able, I explicitly stated I'm fucking bored, so thanks for that one Eagle-eye.

As for my personality, what I choose to display here isn't a dead-on for my entire being. Do you genuinely believe that you can discern someone's personal entirety from some fifteen odd disconnected forum posts?

It's that kind of pretentious behavior that makes me instinctively want to insult you over and over again. Like I said, I have no personal beef with you. You're easy to incite, hence this conversation.

>>2033811

Ah. In many cases, DirectX performs better on Windows

Dick

>>2033812

carr's crackers

I don't know if there's a global cracker shortage or something but last time I went they had some jacob's and tuc neither of which I like

had to settle for carr's melts which I hadn't had before and I'd rather have just saved that money in retrospect

>>2033815

is there some way of detecting an average fps then

because I haven't played KF in a very long time and maybe my PC's deterioration has changed things since then

Each to their own

>>2033819

Dunno. Would enable Steam's overlay and enable the fps counter and just observe that

>>2033813

Yeah, no, that's a tough spot to be in. I've had bosses that would do the same thing. "Oh you've been here longest and get paid the most so were cutting you first."

From a manager's perspective it's the best option to save on Labor costs, but the employee gets fucked hard in the execution.

Have you considered camming?

>>2033823

Hun er godt slutty.

>>2033817

STOP JESUS FUCK YOURE REMINDING ME OF EVERY FEAR IVE ALREADY HAD ABOUT THIS

AAAAAAAAAAHH

>>2033827

I Am Hector, The Well Endowed

My Quest is to get between the legs of the fair Sabrina

My favorite color is you

>>2033829

I'm going to end up ruining this fucking kid.

Sinni, do you want a kid?

>>2033814

I never said I knew you.

>I explicitly stated I'm fucking bored

didn't see that.

but isn't it interesting to know that the very way you're posting, in all its multi-sentence detail, gives the very impression of a man that's dull and bored?

at least for these or so fifteen odd disconnected forum posts. but if I really cared to check, or figure it out, do you think I'd find evidence that you're actually far more than these fifteen posts make you out to be?

>>2033831

Pretty simple. Sign up the 8 biggest cam websites, get a webcam, set up goal-points for donations where you're willing to do stuff, and have at it. You could even shitpost the whole time. An ex girlfriend of mine and I couples cammed for a six month span and made a few thousand doing it. An old neighbor of mine was a camgirl who was making enough to pay hers and her mom's units rent, food and some just for dildoing herself on camera.

The markets there. You should do some research and exploit the hell out of it.

>>2033834

I AM ASKING YOU TO RELIEVE ME OF THIS RESPONSIBILITY oh god help

>>2033828

>

:3

>>2033829

Right, right. Off you go.

>>2033821

opengl

lowest - 14

avg. - 19

highest - 23

direct3d

lowest - 19

avg. - 51

highest - 61

direct 3D 9.0

Beyond a single drop to 48fps, I held an average of 60fps, with no fluctuations over 2/3. Also the screen stretched itself so that was a bonus

>>2033824

yeah me too I'm suffering withdrawal symptoms

>>2033833

God its like talking to a fucking wall. I know, let's play a game. It's called Swallow all the Anti-freeze in the garage. You first.

just for clarification the 2/3 means two or three, not two thirds

what would kill you faster

drain cleaner or anti freeze?

>>2033830

Har 9gb waifus på min stationær.

>>2033844

I only did the first wave and on easy mode

what if struggles to keep up with more than 10 zeds on screen and explosions etc.

>>2033846

do you think I've got a mental disorder of some kind my friend

I had an entire packet of storebrand water biscuits (what carr's are) but it didn't cut it for me

Probably drain cleaner if I were to guess.

>>2033840

Maddie... have you seen some of the women who camwhore for a living?

There are two points I would like to make

1) these people don't know you, don't know where you live, the odds of you running into someone who HAS seen you are almost negligible.. dealing with haters irl is tough because they're part of your life whether you want them to be or not in some capacity. Dealing with some trolls on the internet? Come on. You do this as a hobby. You've got this.

And

2) seriously, go on any camsite right now, filter online only, scroll to the bottom and tell me what you see. It's probably not very pretty.. It's probably absolutely atrocious, but those wildebeests are making money and I guarantee you're leagues hotter than a fair amount of them.

>>2033856

fucking CIA NIGGERS!

George you're scaring me

terry davis is a top geezer

what happened to just calling them spooks?

>>2033867

Well I'm out of ideas

Get a second job waiting tables? Idk.

>>2033869

Noo. I wasn't really looking for ideas anyway. Just showing how unsure of myself I am.

And waiting tables? That's why I picked the kitchen in the first place lmao

>>2033842

you could be reading a book. right now. inside your classroom. instead of posting and regurgitating life events. some flaw keeps you from choosing that.

just as I have some flaw that compells me to understand you a little. given what you've said about your life in this thread alone, my initial assessment of you being a dull person, seems to be checking out.

what'd be cool is if I could use that limited information to infer other things about you. or use more information (namely what you choose to talk about and how) til it reaches a point that I actually have a rather solid, unbiased understanding of you.

but what would I do with that understanding? poke you in ways I'd know would get to you? that's about all I could do. and there are other things I should be doing. but thanks for the replies.

not sure if holier than thou or stooping to our level

cause it's both for some reason?

speak of the devil

DOES THAT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL OMG

>>2033887

yes it does

>>2033880

let's say people who have admitted to committing, or have stated a wish to commit murder

>>2033885

yeah well I fucked ur mum how about that

Life's been good without FaceBook, not gonna lie.

>>2033894

that's just what a murderer would say!

>>2033904

understandable

have a fantastic rest of your day

yo somebody buy me final fantasy xv

Hi Bard.

Drunky, you're still here? You left me for dead up there. Don't do that to me in the desert, k?

>>2033914

Sorry, was busy tending to real life for a minute. Back in my classroom now. Everyone's at lunch.

Kitchen work is fine for consistency but the tips.

Maybe bartend? Know anything about booze?

hey

what about setting an alarm

>>2033901

murder sabs' pussy.

>>2033909

OH

MI

GOD

HI EISEN

I love you.

I'll murder eisens buthoel

>>2033924

Was just saying hello.

Still feel like a dick for ruining your day.

please ignore the 'the' blood-chan

>>2033929

not murder sabs. murder that pussy....

>>2033931

no thank you that's not something I'd like to do either

>>2033933

you should though

>>2033938

don't gotta when i'mma do it.

>>2033925

No. Usually during my prep period, but this week has been all computer lab shit so I've been killing time here.

Hmm. Well, I can't seem to offer any extra cash options, so I guess all I can do is say I'm sorry that moving has to be a timely struggle, but hang in there, you'll find your way to us sooner or later. What's so bad about NH anyway.

>>2033927

DON'T DO IT GEORGE HOLY SHIT I'M STILL 7 MONTHS FROM PARENTHOOD AND I'M ALREADY FUCKING LOSING IT.

>>2033935

I...

Well then. Thanks for not holding a grudge? How's your day progressing? Whatcha doin with your brother later?

>>2033936

You're such an insatiable slut.

How's it been, baby?

>>2033946

Can you fucking not? Ouroboros is a shit app but my web browser lags like a trouble child on heroin with 8ch.

>>2033944

my

what a penetrating gaze you have

>>2033949

Wont know the gender until week 9 or 10. Will let you know when we find out. Crossing my fingers for a boy.

Boys break shit and light stuff on fire, but I don't want to have to deal with a teenage girl

>>2033953

I'm sure George would make a fine dad

Ten years from now

When he's gotten all of his own shit out of the way

Ouroboros is great! The reply system is fucking retarded and it crashes frequently, but I can type more than three words before my keyboard starts bugging the fuck out.

>>2033959

stop

>>2033959

Ugh

Wife proposed Valerie for a girl and I have no qualms with it. My initial desire was Victoria because I've never met a Vicky I didn't like.

I want to name my son after my dad, like he did with me, but Jon is such a boring name. Think I'll name him after my other Grandfather Lucas. I've only known 1 shitty Luke.

>>2033966

STOP

FUCKING STOP

>not at least referring to what he's finding out soon as the correct thing

>>2033966

Neck yourself

DoEs NoBoDy ReMeMbEr ThE gEnDeRbReAd MaN?

Am back

>>2033973

I back, I'm Hu

am I memeing yet?

hi

fuck

>>2033974

No

look at what you did you son of a bitch

you just couldn't resist

oh thank goodness. Scoots can take over

the gingerbread man is an excellent children's story

settle down loafie

>>2033965

Ouroboros makes it fairly easy. Like I said, shitty reply system. And it doesn't save my name so I have to type that shit every time. Pretty sure I put fucking Loco in there yesterday because I wasn't thinking strait.

>>2033967

>no strings and no property

God I fucking miss being homeless.

>>2033969

I like the name a lot. It flows well with my last name, so were just at a loss for a middle.

>lifting things

>>2033979

What

>>2033983

It was too cold to even try to glorify my homelessness.

>>2033987

idk <3

Where'd you go? Weren't you just here?

>>2033984

Worst case scenario it turns him into you, a degenerate furfag.

>>2033986

>radio work

I envy you

I'm a teacher now, if you can believe that. Started last August. Currently sitting in an empty classroom for the next... 6 minutes until my last class of the day comes in from lunch. God save our future generations.

>>2033989

Lol I was homeless primarily in Arizona, California, Oregon, and then Iowa and Colorado in the summer. I didn't deal with cold for shit. Being homeless on the east coast is like a deathwish.

>>2033992

Think I'll go with George. Or Georgina if it's a girl.

>>2033990

Cousin had a 16th party, was there for ritualistic family bants and roasting

I was here like... 3 hours ago

>>2033991

SOOOOOOOO MUCH

>>2033996

This

IF SHE SINNI

SHES A THOOOOOOOOT

>>2033997

I'll give them their first vidya when they turn 9. When they're 11 I'll give them World of Warcraft then I don't have to see their sorry ass until college.

>>2034006

Are you jealous that elma gets civilized scoot and you get shitpost scoot? You need to change your “Scootalooo” package provider.

yeah don't be rude scoots >:(

>>2034009

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2033827

Do not steal my images

I will sue

>>2034010

HEY HEY

HOLD UP

WHO SAID NEWFAGS GET TALKIE RIGHT?

STFU YOU LITTLE CUCK TARD

FUKKEN MUCK SLANGER

>>2034005

High school.

They gave me the seniors off the bat because their graduating class is only 214, which means me and one other guy handle all of the English department for 12th year. They figured Seniors are mostly essay work and don't need to be taught conventions and shit so it's the easiest to proctor. I have one Junior class for 0th period at 6:00am that I actually have to pay attention to. The seniors mostly handle themselves.

Is the issue with DJing the mandatory hours, or you just don't like doing it for another reason?

>>2034013

Hey gorgeous. How's your day going?

>>2033993

Well it's not like you plan for such things lol :p

>>2033995

Seems like mere moments.

>>2034017

You seem a little dumb. Idiot.

>>2034019

And you expect privileges?

>>2034019

The trick is being more interested in what goes into scoots mouf, not what comes out of it.

>>2034021

Oh, Untrue!

I fully planned on it. I was a runaway teen. Not to say that's ideal. I think I had more of a privilege in homelessness because I wasn't, yknow, kicked out of my house unexpectedly or evicted from my apartment or something.

>>2034022

please don't call me that

gawd i fkn hate septum piercings

>>2034028

*puts Septum piercing up*

>>2034031

I figured. My initial idea was that you didnt get to choose the music and they make you play the same top 40 shit over and over. I'm so sorry. Do your credits depend on you being a DJ?

>>2034026

ok ok good point.

>>2034030

I was being Soto from the last time that was posted lol

>>2034034

Soto has trash taste

My septum is sexy as hell.

>>2034024

No mercy

Only brigitte

Scootaloo give me a compliment

>>2034039

You are not loafie

>>2034040

My profession means I had to take my eyebrow and lip piercings out. I felt naked without them so I had my septum pierced cause I can hide that one.

My biggest regret is that I can tattoo my sleeves because presentation. It'd be fine if I just wore long sleeves all the time but I live in fucking Arizona.

>>2034041

Aww yiss.

>>2034043

Thats..

Dude. Again. I'm so sorry. How much longer is this mandated?

>>2034045

Before I even got to utilize it.

For shame.

>>2034042

that's understandable, I won't ask you to say anything that you don't want to

https://momspark.net/50-cake-mix-recipes-that-arent-cake/

SCOOOOOOTS

Blood chan should post throbbing cocks

>>2034049

Keep laughing. I'm going to nut in your throat someday.

>>2034051

My ears are stuck at a permanent 0g because lol professionalism. My hair is long though, so it's not like you see them anyway.

I had the appointment set to have both of my sleeves done by my artist in a single weekend, September of last year

Around June I got a call from the school I was student teaching at offering me a position, so goodbye to those until I'm teaching Uni and nobody gives a shit anymore. I'll be 45, but fuck it, better late than never.