baff09 No.2032879
never forget, that creamy goodness and the phone calls near the radiator: remember? do tell
5aaf6d No.2032897
yes, the the duck sells, on the side of the newspaper plaza without the modern gunshot reality. good times of the fake world
65fcd8 No.2034201
49e9d2 No.2034202
1dd5d7 No.2034203
>>2034186
its snowing sonataaaa make it stahhhp!
>>2034187
Why is your tummy hurting?
c0c790 No.2034204
what the fuck is happening in this thread
df5e46 No.2034206
>>2032911
Where the fuck you was? I blow up Mouse 2 hours ago
12f8d1 No.2034207
>>2034204
people blowin' bubbles in their milk
7730a8 No.2034208
b9e7aa No.2034209
someone posted foot lettuce while I was away and I missed it
I'm mad
1dd5d7 No.2034210
>>2034205
You throw up from exercising? Weak
c11b45 No.2034212
please don't ignore me and continue this conversation blood-chan
7730a8 No.2034213
c0c790 No.2034214
>>2034207
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
65fcd8 No.2034215
df5e46 No.2034216
>>2034210
Lol, no, i'm do it thru pain
c11b45 No.2034217
>>2034213
please don't say that
c0c790 No.2034218
>>2034209
Don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened
b9e7aa No.2034219
>>2034211
hello friend
>>2034218
I needed that bro
cheers bro
12f8d1 No.2034220
>>2034208
Nuh-uh.
Whores get paid.
>>2034214
If only we'd drank the milk instead of playing with it, our bones wouldn't be so brittle! ;___;
7730a8 No.2034223
b9e7aa No.2034225
>>2034222
pretty good
I'd give today a 7/10
needs more money
>>2034224
cheers bro I'll drink to that
5df710 No.2034226
>>2034225
Same!!
more money is always good
12f8d1 No.2034227
File: 876a4f1d16dca05⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102.09 KB, 630x420, 3:2, platonic hug on the edge o….jpg)
7730a8 No.2034228
>>2034227
Woah, lewd
moar!!!!!
b9e7aa No.2034229
>>2034226
you can NEVER have too much money
7730a8 No.2034230
df5e46 No.2034232
I wanna blow up something
df5e46 No.2034234
>>2034233
Good night, Loafie
b9e7aa No.2034235
>>2034231
>>2034230
both of you stop right there
1dd5d7 No.2034236
>>2034211
Goodmorning Sinni-kun
>>2034212
where did I ignore you?
494a9e No.2034238
are we posting hardcore elsanna porn now
1dd5d7 No.2034242
>>2034213
o-oh....
>>2034216
Explain in detail why you're in pain.
>>2034233
awh man...
7730a8 No.2034244
c26710 No.2034246
>>2034203
0.0 -didn't snew here much. Wonders if he can borrow some of yours?-
12f8d1 No.2034247
>>2034228
Someone didn't check the filename. There's nothing lewd about a platonic hug, prevert.
>>2034238
Reported.
1dd5d7 No.2034248
>>2034243
Explain in detail as to why your muscles hurt
>>2034246
Take it all...
I have to work in this, please kill me
494a9e No.2034249
>>2034247
I was going to post that one
also, I made you post InCase
My life's goal is achieved and I can die now.
df5e46 No.2034250
>>2034248
Stomach muscle hurt because i trained them pretty hard
12f8d1 No.2034251
>>2034249
What one? There's nothing lewd about Anna taking a nap on flesh-colored, tube-shaped pillows. Perv.
494a9e No.2034252
>>2034251
don't play dumb with me you sinner
494a9e No.2034253
File: 004efbcc3f2a0e5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 207.96 KB, 1280x662, 640:331, tumblr_ovd92v94Yo1r7h611o4….jpg)
7730a8 No.2034254
>>2034247
I am currently setting up my back up computer.
What up, you fucking whore.
c26710 No.2034255
>>2034248
-wraps you up in your warm winter parka and snugs you so you are warm-
<3
b9e7aa No.2034256
trump has the confidence of a man with a two foot cock
absolute madman
126857 No.2034257
041644 No.2034258
12f8d1 No.2034259
>>2034252
I ain't playin'!
>>2034254
Procrastinating big time. I gotta buckle down soon. -__-
>>2034257
Wassa madder, Maddie?
7730a8 No.2034260
Someone shoulg give me a two foot cock.
it'd be more managable than my 4 foot dick
126857 No.2034261
>>2034258
N-no! >///<
>>2034259
Nothing! Just.. how did she get into that by herself?
1dd5d7 No.2034262
>>2034250
Eat spinach, it'll help with the soreness.
>inb4 you don't even talk my advice, idc, kys
>>2034255
im not a liberal... I wear dressy clothes now..
041644 No.2034263
>>2034261
If you don't, I'll tie you to like that there first time I see you.
12f8d1 No.2034264
>>2034261
Maybe that's her magic princess power.
Or she's a gift from someone else, and they did the wrapping.
126857 No.2034265
>>2034263
Yeah, who needs breaking the ice, right?
/sarcasm
>>2034264
I was thinking it was probably the latter. I'm hoping it was the latter too lmao
df5e46 No.2034266
>>2034262
You think i'm look like this? I don't have spinach
1dd5d7 No.2034267
>>2034256
Trump is an insecure narcissist with an inflated ego
041644 No.2034268
>>2034265
I'd rather break the bed
126857 No.2034269
>>2034268
oh yeah? Is it like a cheapo ikea bed or something?
you got neighbors?
df5e46 No.2034270
Trump is a cool rusophobic guy
b9e7aa No.2034271
>>2034267
I know
I'm so jealous
c26710 No.2034272
>>2034262
*o* -wraps you in your fur shoal and snugs you to keep you warm-
1dd5d7 No.2034273
>>2034266
Oh yeah, spinach is great for building and healing muscle.
12f8d1 No.2034274
>>2034265
Cute.
So I guess the question then becomes...
...who's the gift from?
041644 No.2034275
>>2034269
Ok that was a good burn and left my face red. Not not as red as your bum will be.
And yea, I'm not rich and up in a mansion. Sadly. I deserve it though.
df5e46 No.2034276
>>2034273
Don't talk like person who have muscle :^)
1dd5d7 No.2034277
>>2034271
I like his confidence~
>>2034272
you're spoiling me <3
126857 No.2034278
>>2034274
Well our story can branch out in quite a number of interesting branches from the who the giftgiver is...
I wanna see each possibility played out like a Tarantino film.
>>2034275
:p you got me on that one I suppose hah
I was just asking cause I can be kinda loud
c26710 No.2034280
>>2034277
-gives you artfully sliced mango pieces, cut to look like tropical flowers-
b9e7aa No.2034281
>>2034277
I wish I was that much of a fucking chad
494a9e No.2034282
File: e2e699005a3a655⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.21 KB, 993x900, 331:300, tumblr_oayjs860ZV1v8nzwto1….jpg)
>>2034264
>Or she's a gift from someone else, and they did the wrapping.
That's
cute
494a9e No.2034283
I didn't mean to spoiler that
so here it is again unspoilered
041644 No.2034284
>>2034278
Glad I was able to stump you. And we can get a hotel if you would prefer to keep a whole floor up instead of a couple folks.
126857 No.2034285
>>2034284
bahaha. it's optional ;3 just testing your boner out
2998ac No.2034286
>>2034283
What is she doing?
1dd5d7 No.2034287
>>2034276
I'm a health nut, ask me anything.
>>2034280
-nom nom nom nom-
srsly ima fat...
>>2034281
Omg I hope there is an Oprah Obama ticket in 2020
Micheal Obama
12f8d1 No.2034288
>>2034278
It'll be like our totally non-lewd for real version of Rashomon.
>>2034279
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllp
>>2034282
It's been a cute day.
494a9e No.2034290
>>2034286
Being tested for prostate cancer.
Remember to get tested once a year.
b9e7aa No.2034291
>>2034287
hahaha great post
126857 No.2034293
>>2034288
Exactly! Perspective!
>>2034289
What did it taste like?
df5e46 No.2034294
>>2034287
> ask me anything.
What difference between abstract class and interface in c# 6.0?
2998ac No.2034295
>>2034290
I think you're lying to me.
041644 No.2034296
>>2034285
Never heard of somebody just testing a boner. Mine is totally one of those trials that you never cancel.
7730a8 No.2034297
>>2034288
I could tell you something cute(well, that you would find cute) BUT instead have this banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0NwYs8RUwc
7730a8 No.2034298
>>2034292
Like hollandaise sauce.
>>2034293
Salty hollandaise sauce
1dd5d7 No.2034299
>>2034291
Omg I would die laughing, I really hope it happens. I want Oprah EXPOSED
>>2034294
You can find out with a simple Google search~
126857 No.2034300
>>2034296
I meant gently seeing what you're into or something. You have to test it before you buy it bb~
We'll see about that^^
126857 No.2034301
12f8d1 No.2034302
>>2034293
I was gonna ask scoot that question. Glad you did it instead. :P
>>2034297
I wanna know cute thing!
494a9e No.2034303
>>2034288
Every day is a cute day with you
>>2034295
i would never lie about prostate cancer
df5e46 No.2034305
>>2034299
But you say that i can ask you about anything
7730a8 No.2034306
>>2034301
Right? Top tier, a single michelin star.
>>2034302
Being a cute hog!
041644 No.2034307
>>2034300
I'm not sure I'm up for sale, but I'm always free for a test ride.
And fair enough. Though there's isn't much I couldn't be ok with. I think. I mean, there are things, but I'm not sure they are common so I'm good.
126857 No.2034308
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2034302
great minds think alike.
>>2034306
>
>>2034307
Hmm. Yeah sometimes it's easier to list hard limits instead^^
041644 No.2034310
>>2034308
Very true. But how many people are into scat or water sports? I can't imagine a lot.
c26710 No.2034311
>>2034287
-leans against you happily.- ^-^
494a9e No.2034312
Since Lovehoney is supposed to be discreet I wish they'd stop sending me emails with SEX TOYS in the subject field
126857 No.2034313
>>2034310
idk and i don't wanna know x_x
7730a8 No.2034314
Love honey sends me discreet lube
494a9e No.2034315
you get it on Amazon and they have the monthly subscription thing
it's good if you use a lot of lube everyday, like myself
1dd5d7 No.2034316
>>2034304
She'll be the phurst lesbian, african american FEMALE president. What's to lose?
>>2034305
You can ask me anything health related.
126857 No.2034317
And here I thought subscription gummy bears was rad.
041644 No.2034318
>>2034313
Aww well that rules that out.
1dd5d7 No.2034319
>>2034311
I'm doing too much atm... bbl
126857 No.2034321
>>2034318
x_x are you serious?
041644 No.2034322
>>2034321
No lol. I'm only serious when I'm about to die.
12f8d1 No.2034323
File: 3abf760b42457f6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.79 KB, 630x420, 3:2, making funny faces in a no….jpg)
>>2034303
Err-day! We aim for cute.
>>2034306
You're a cute hog.
>>2034308
I need to preserve my reputation as someone who absolutely never posts or says anything even remotely lewd. You understand.
126857 No.2034324
>>2034322
mmkay.
>>2034323
that's what dm's are for lmao
494a9e No.2034325
>>2034323
>that comic
Jesus sab you're going down the rabbit hole there
c26710 No.2034326
>>2034319
-is probably going to sleep soon. makes sure you have plenty of treats and video games to keep you occupied happily- Nini
b6814c No.2034327
Hey
You guys stop being so lewd in here!
7730a8 No.2034328
>>2034323
No, y-you! Tell me about your day! Come one!
I am about to grab a sandwich because we had a family party for a cousin... and they did a small spread, so evening meal was a little bit of a nibble. BUT now I am the hunger!!!
494a9e No.2034329
>>2034327
blame sab she is the one posting the Elsa Sex Dungeon pics
12f8d1 No.2034330
I haven't posted anything lewd. Go back and check.
126857 No.2034331
Sabs I love you. There I said it.
b6814c No.2034332
b6814c No.2034333
WAWO HECKKIN' BIG LEWD IN HERE JFC
7730a8 No.2034334
LEWD
POSTERS
WILL
BE
SHOT
BY
CHAIRMAN
SCOOTALOOO
OF
THE
PONIES
LIBERATION
ARMY
df5e46 No.2034335
>>2034316
How much times person can fap before death?
12f8d1 No.2034336
>>2034324
You're gonna get spammed with safe, sanitary messages containing no lewdness whatsoever!
>>2034328
I was very productive this morning, and now I'm procrastinating like heck. But I'm about to finish something up.
Happy whatever to you, Scootcousin!
>>2034331
Is it 'cause I'm wholesome and don't post lewd stuff?
7730a8 No.2034337
>>2034336
They gonna do well. I have a good feeling.
And, the most crucial question I can lay upon you now is... What! Was! For! Lunch?
12f8d1 No.2034338
>>2034337
Lunch was just some steamed spinach. Not too exciting, but it gave me an energy boost! ^o^
1dd5d7 No.2034339
>>2034326
I hope you have bad dreams <3
7730a8 No.2034340
>>2034338
And it wasnt peeba.
So much peeba.
How do you get the peeba?
RIP PAPA JOHN! ;~;
494a9e No.2034341
>>2034330
you are a lewdberry and I'll be laughing when the day of reckoning comes and I get to watch you burn in lava for your sins
7730a8 No.2034342
>my friend is rewatching scrubs
>he pops up
>"hey guess which episode I am on!"
>I already fucking know which, this fucking guy
>me - DO NOT
>him "Its the one with Laverne!!!!"
>ME- NO DO NOT
>HIM - THEY ARE NOW SAYING THEIR GOODBYES... AND CARLA
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS EMOTIONAL FLOODGATE TO OPEN!!!! he is an absolute maverick savage! I am trying to dab the tears away!
12f8d1 No.2034343
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2034340
I can't eat peeba all the time, Scoob. I'll get fat and no one will love me anymore.
>>2034341
Maybe it's like a hot tub, and I'll eventually get used to it.
>>2034342
I remember seeing the episode in which Colin Hay plays 'Overkill' and screaming with joy.
7730a8 No.2034344
>>2034343
Especially me, I base our friendship solely on you remaining trim, cute and not fatto.
494a9e No.2034345
i base my relationship with sabs on an all-protein diet
7730a8 No.2034346
>>2034343
Man, i miss that show... its just... its me... in a show...
b6814c No.2034347
I base my friendship on Sabs on having no prominent loving female role models anywhere in my life.
b6814c No.2034348
And also 80s horror movies
df5e46 No.2034349
I'm going to beat up the Morpheus, goodnight
7730a8 No.2034350
My friend is a monster, he is showing no regrets. I must plan revenge. Time to escalate this. It is time to pull out MARLEY&ME. Idiot. This ain't a scene.
339be5 No.2034351
>You are who you choose to be!
>SU PER MAN
12f8d1 No.2034352
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2034347
I'mma adopt you.
7730a8 No.2034353
I don't remember choosing to be A FUCKING LEGEND but that was a good thing.
494a9e No.2034354
Can I choose to be a cutie
126857 No.2034355
339be5 No.2034356
Finally. The tension was killing me.
126857 No.2034357
339be5 No.2034359
Nothing what did you oops
126857 No.2034360
I ate a whole bag of chips lmao
12f8d1 No.2034361
>>2034346
Do you have a snuggly bestie?
>>2034354
You were born that way.
>>2034355
Everyone makes mistakes. I mean, someone created this website. :3
5df710 No.2034363
I may still get to be a 911 operator friends!
All is good in the world
12f8d1 No.2034364
>>2034360
What did it taste like?
>>2034362
Aw, I was just bein' silly. I love seeing y'all! ♥
fc23c7 No.2034365
>>2034363
>911 operator
Rip you girl.
126857 No.2034366
>>2034364
Salt and vinegar^^ I had little Livvy try a bite and she made the cutest face lol
7730a8 No.2034367
5df710 No.2034368
>>2034365
25$/hr with 12 hour shifts with mandatory overtime.
I'd be a skeleton but I'd be a well paid skeleton
7730a8 No.2034369
>>2034361
He is my best friend in the whole world... but by gods... I suffer for it.
fc23c7 No.2034370
>>2034368
>skeleton
Have you ever seen a room full of female dispatchers?
Ain't nobody there a skeleton.
339be5 No.2034371
12f8d1 No.2034372
>>2034366
Fun! I ate a whole bag of Chex Mix for breakfast. lol
It wasn't a big bag, but still.
>>2034369
You love it.
5df710 No.2034373
>>2034370
the 12hr shifts would do me in, I'd eat less to stay more awake >:)
>>2034371
George went to bed
7730a8 No.2034374
>>2034372
You know fine well I have a tthing for being severly punished
339be5 No.2034375
>>2034373
Thank you for informing me, but the way you did it makes it look like you're calling George fat
what a jew.
fc23c7 No.2034376
>>2034373
Oh this tickles me...
It's cute that you think that.
5df710 No.2034377
>>2034376
eating big meals makes me sleepy :( Can't doze while you're trying to save lives!
>>2034375
I didn't mean it like that! I love that boy's bod >:)
339be5 No.2034379
I want to pin Scootaloo down like the giant in Gullivers Travels and drive Hot Wheels all over him.
7730a8 No.2034380
fc23c7 No.2034381
>>2034377
Well good luck!
There's parts of the job that really suck, but learning 10-code is fun.
339be5 No.2034385
>>2034384
Jokes on you now you have to fly out here to punch me dumbass
126857 No.2034386
I wanna punch mandy for liking poo
7730a8 No.2034389
Time for bed. Good Ni Ni thread!
12f8d1 No.2034391
>>2034389
Nini, sleepy scoot. be good!
126857 No.2034393
126857 No.2034396
126857 No.2034399
omg shuddup i just need attention, okay?
339be5 No.2034400
I put on my robe and wizard hat
126857 No.2034401
9cb2d6 No.2034402
>>2034396
Idk what's gotten into me today.
126857 No.2034404
>>2034402
sounds like you know what you want to get into you
126857 No.2034406
780d49 No.2034409
9cb2d6 No.2034410
e4a7d0 No.2034411
>>2034408
how are you tracer? ^^
>>2034409
hi luka! how's the job going? c:
126857 No.2034413
I hope Erio wakes up soon.
e4a7d0 No.2034414
>>2034412
aww :(
how sick are you? what kinda symptoms
8e5c1d No.2034417
>>2034414
Flu probably.
Had a fever for the last few days.
e4a7d0 No.2034418
>>2034415
stay up and party with me!
>>2034416
someone said so, but idk
>>2034417
uhhhh....did you see a doctor? the flu this year can be deadly
it's very strong
cecef6 No.2034419
>>2034418
They where probably just bullying luka
5df710 No.2034420
>>2034418
I'll try! How are you doing?
b6814c No.2034421
>>2034352
I'm about to be 27
It's too late
e4a7d0 No.2034422
>>2034419
oh rip
i thought it was a real thing
i guess i misunderstood
>>2034420
i'm great! weight still going down and i feel so much better
my tummy is getting flatter and flatter I'm so excited :3
>>2034421
wow ur old
8e5c1d No.2034423
>>2034418
Fever's gone, so I went to work today.
Just feel terrible is all.
b36098 No.2034424
Reminder to participate in this important poll if u haven't yet:
https://www.strawpoll.me/15160488
126857 No.2034425
>>2034424
<3
I did 3-4, but willing to make it 5~
5df710 No.2034428
>>2034422
I believe in you! Make sure you take a multivitamin and stuff so you stay healthy!
I got weighed the other day so I'm gonna be #eatin less >:)
126857 No.2034429
honesty is the best policy
e4a7d0 No.2034430
wow this guy is good at csgo
https://streamable.com/c131v
b36098 No.2034431
>>2034425
To make it five you'd have to e-suck an e-dick you haven't already e-sucked
b6814c No.2034432
>>2034430
Hey Nezi
Lets play Dead by Daylight
126857 No.2034433
>>2034431
Have I e-suk'd u already?
I know you e-peed on me, but that's not e-dick sucking.
b36098 No.2034434
>>2034433
Yeah, and I forgot about the e-peeing but thanks for the reminder
126857 No.2034435
>>2034434
NO WAY I DONT BELIEVE YOU
e4a7d0 No.2034436
>>2034423
don't get anybody sick!!!!!!!!!
>>2034428
I am ^-^
how much do you need to lose?
>>2034432
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
8e5c1d No.2034439
>>2034436
Work first, safety later.
43114b No.2034440
But have you ever e-sucked a big, juicy orange creamsicle?
b36098 No.2034441
>>2034435
Remembering literally every e-sex act I've ever done would be basically impossible
>>2034437
Ban knows because he's probably VR peed on like 20 people
126857 No.2034443
>>2034441
So then how did you know we did the e-suk?
I don't think it ever got that far because of the whole e-peeing thing.
cecef6 No.2034444
>>2034441
The water gun looked like is shot piss
its my fault
126857 No.2034445
>>2034442
What did that chump ever do for anyone?
cecef6 No.2034446
b6814c No.2034447
>>2034436
C'mooonnnn Nezi~
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/235952764?t=08m08s
This teenage girl was braver than you lol
(That's me, killing her and making her scream)
e4a7d0 No.2034448
>>2034438
more than 40lbs? that's my shit
I'm at -18 right now
>>2034439
grrrrr......
>>2034447
i hate scary things ;__;
b6814c No.2034449
>>2034440
see >>2034421
late reply was getting dinner at a bar like a sad person
43114b No.2034451
>>2034449
There's gotta be a way we can officially make you my baby brother.
339be5 No.2034452
>>2034445
Allowed for 2000 years of white supremacy.
b6814c No.2034453
>>2034448
Piggity Swooty
I'm coming for that booty
126857 No.2034454
>>2034451
Have him get himself in the big brother program, then adopt him as your little bro.
126857 No.2034455
>>2034452
Yeah... that's a bad thing.
43114b No.2034456
>>2034454
My flirtatious behavior today aside, I think I'd make a good role model.
b36098 No.2034457
>>2034443
I just happened to remember it
>I don't think it ever got that far because of the whole e-peeing thing.
????????? Lmaooooooooo
>>2034444
Did u do a pee massacre
339be5 No.2034459
>>2034455
If the Muslims got your way they'd have beheaded you by now.
339be5 No.2034460
43114b No.2034461
>>2034458
Lil' brothers are always babies in the eyes of big sisters.
cecef6 No.2034462
>>2034457
I shot everyone who came to the beach that day
Also I have a trap gf now
woops
b6814c No.2034463
>>2034461
I AM A BIG MANLY PERSON MAN
126857 No.2034464
>>2034459
Yeah, but if we keep going at the current rate we're gonna all be obliterated regardless of who is being beheaded.
126857 No.2034465
Also, that's why I don't travel to the Middle East.
Or the Mid West, coincidentally lmao
126857 No.2034468
>>2034462
I thought you were gonna say no?
126857 No.2034469
musta been the girl-dick pheromones
b6814c No.2034470
339be5 No.2034471
b36098 No.2034473
The e-peeing thing hasn't seemed to stop your behavior towards me for the past months, Elma
>>2034462
Good job
The one we talked about last time?
126857 No.2034474
>>2034473
CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER WHEN YOU MVOED TO CHINA
I missed you :/
b6814c No.2034475
Actually in some countries muslims force homosexuals to go through transition surgery to become women.
126857 No.2034476
b6814c No.2034477
>>2034472
ilu2
But I am not a baby
339be5 No.2034478
More than I care to admit
126857 No.2034479
126857 No.2034481
339be5 No.2034482
43114b No.2034483
>>2034477
I know, I know. Goober. :3
>>2034474
Moved to China?!
cecef6 No.2034484
>>2034468
I said no to two other girls
>>2034473
Yeah it is
b36098 No.2034485
>>2034474
How does missing someone cause you to develop persistent lust for them tho?
>>2034483
I taught English in China for six months
>>2034484
I guess you like her a lot? ^^
b6814c No.2034486
>>2034483
That'd be kinda nice though.
cecef6 No.2034487
>>2034485
apparently i'm turning them full gay
126857 No.2034488
>>2034485
shhh.
is it a bad thing?
43114b No.2034489
>>2034485
Ah, wait. I think you told me that. I'm just a ditz and forgot. :-/
>>2034486
Yeah! I always wanted a lil brother or sister.
b6814c No.2034492
>>2034489
Having a nice older sister would have been nice.
f8f503 No.2034495
>>2034462
Lucky son of a bitch
b0dd93 No.2034496
>>2034493
Greetings.
>>2034494
[ Supreme ]
339be5 No.2034497
>>2034491
Wifes at her moms for the evening. Getting stoned, playing old vidya. I should probably go work out but who can be arsed?
126857 No.2034498
I wanna be a pet gf again grrrrr
339be5 No.2034499
Followup questions
damn it, you know this Drunky
Whatre you up to Squash?
43114b No.2034500
>>2034492
Did you have a mean one? :-/
0e8520 No.2034501
>>2034497
Working out is lame.
339be5 No.2034502
>>2034501
I do basic exercises and jog. Fuck actual working out.
780d49 No.2034503
0e8520 No.2034504
>>2034499
I just woke up because the guy next door is singing again.
He's really bad and I get no sleep 'cause of him.
>>2034502
That's not too bad then.
339be5 No.2034505
>>2034504
Have you ever thought of knocking on his door with a bat?
cecef6 No.2034506
>>2034495
It was lucky that I met them
not lucky that I won them over
>>2034496
Gucci belts cover my jeans
b6814c No.2034508
>>2034496
Hey
>>2034500
No, I have a snobby younger one.
b36098 No.2034512
>>2034487
It's ur amazing VR girth
>>2034488
Good and bad are empty meme words
It's fine ^^
How was ur day
>>2034489
-pets your hair- How're you? :3
>>2034490
Hi cutie
0e8520 No.2034513
>>2034510
The joy is gone from my life.
With it my song.
126857 No.2034514
>>2034512
My day was lame.
brb i'm gonna smonk then I'll answer you again
5df710 No.2034515
Nezi it's time
you gotta kill me
b0dd93 No.2034516
>>2034506
This shit makes me want to die.
>>2034508
Hi there.
>>2034512
-looks around-
cecef6 No.2034517
>>2034512
But they saw my actual dick and I don't have a dick in VR
its just smooth down there
43114b No.2034518
>>2034508
Booo. I think she's got a great big brother and it's her loss.
>>2034512
Not bad! Kinda feeling really hyper today for some reason. I may go for a run!
339be5 No.2034519
Sup Nezi?
>>2034513
Holy shit dude, that's bumming me out.
>>2034515
Did George finally leave you to come back to me?
0e8520 No.2034520
>>2034519
I'm just really tired and hate my job.
339be5 No.2034521
>>2034520
Do something else.
Is Dragon Dildos hiring?
Get a job as an airline steward and travel places
5df710 No.2034523
>>2034519
nah he went to bed and I was suppose to nap too but I CAN'T SLEEP and now I've passed the threshold of if I sleep I'll be able to wake up with him where as now if I slept I'd wake up well after he did. so now my only option is to stay up and suffer.
339be5 No.2034524
f8f503 No.2034525
>>2034523
Just... wake up after him
b6814c No.2034526
>>2034516
Anything going on?
>>2034518
.// .
0e8520 No.2034527
>>2034521
I'm just going to stick with it for a year.
Might move after.
5df710 No.2034528
>>2034525
I'm like a sleep-hungry monster where if I fall asleep I'm not gonna wake up for like 10 hours, and he'll have already gone to class and stuff.
and that's LAME
339be5 No.2034529
>>2034523
Holy shit just chug some Nyquil PM and put your alarm on high
f8f503 No.2034531
>>2034506
No, clearly all of your joys in life are only attributable to luck, just as my misfortunes are merely bad luck.
339be5 No.2034532
>>2034530
I mean, I'm smiling, but I don't know why I'm smiling
What the fuck.
e4a7d0 No.2034534
>>2034515
why tho
>>2034519
how are you?
5df710 No.2034535
>>2034529
no alarm clock
>>2034533
YOU'RE COOKIN WITH GAS, but I have no money bruh.
end me test really just like kill me
>>2034534
no zzs
339be5 No.2034537
>>2034534
Right now, bored. Overall, well. How's shit going with you?
>>2034535
Do you have a phone that was developed post 2001?
Aren't you posting on a laptop?!
cecef6 No.2034539
>>2034531
was it good or bad luck that I found this thread ?
>>2034532
The red Kanna is pope
He is literally spitting fire in the video
5df710 No.2034540
>>2034538
Every time I go to try and watch jojo I'm reminded of the time you spotted dio's va in a gay dad anime and I chuckle.
>>2034537
phone is like super lame and isn't loud enough to wake me up, laptop is dying ;g
339be5 No.2034541
There's a point where autism needs to stop and we've clearly passed it.
126857 No.2034542
We passed it back in 2012, Drunky.
e4a7d0 No.2034543
>>2034535
unfortunately you're just outside the range of my sniper rifle, friend!
>>2034537
got arthritis, had to quit working, now beginning treatment, gained 20 lbs from stress eating, lost 18 lbs and gonna lose another 22lbs (40lbs total)
taking classes again at school
exercising at gym
feeling good
just no job yet until i find the right treatment for pain free
b0dd93 No.2034544
>>2034522
https://i.imgur.com/ossv8nl.jpg
>>2034526
Nah, not really..
Just got sacrificed to Satan, wby?
339be5 No.2034545
>>2034540
YOU HAVE
A CHARGER
YOU ARE MAKING
EXCUSES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
339be5 No.2034546
>>2034543
That's... a rollercoaster. What're you going to school for?
5df710 No.2034547
>>2034543
darn!
also good luck with treatment!
>>2034545
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S ALL I HAVE
also how are you doin home from work n stuff
126857 No.2034548
How much should I weigh if i'm 5/7?
b6814c No.2034549
>>2034544
Sacrificed some teenage girls to my hope devouring spider god while they listened to pop music and screamed peeing themselves in terror.
f8f503 No.2034550
>>2034540
He's too sexy not to notice.
>>2034539
Bruh who knows
339be5 No.2034551
>>2034547
wh-what?
You mean how am I doing now that I'm home?
>>2034548
What gender are you applying the statistic to?
f8f503 No.2034552
126857 No.2034553
>>2034551
Silly q is silly.
>>2034552
11?
e4a7d0 No.2034554
>>2034548
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>>2034546
no idea! business right now but will possibly change once i transfer schools and get my AA degree
>>2034547
thank you friend
i'm taking lots of pills =w=
339be5 No.2034556
>>2034553
Well there are BMI's for specifically males, and specifically females. I'm not making a joke.
>>2034554
Transfer? To uni? Out of state? To a trade school? whatcha doin?
126857 No.2034557
>>2034554
I don't know how much I weigh though.
>>2034555
11 What?
cecef6 No.2034558
>>2034544
the one the left pointing at a poster with another kanna
>>2034550
someone from here is gonna shoot me one day
5df710 No.2034559
>>2034551
yea?
where did I lose you >:G
>>2034550
I recognized an actor from that gay movie in gingerdead men the other day? George is usually good at recognizing popular actors but I only remember the shitty ones
>>2034554
A highschool friend of mine had really bad arthritis, she had the meds for it and everything but sometimes the deans would tell her she couldn't take them in school and she'd have to suffer the entire day.
339be5 No.2034561
>>2034559
When you decided I could translate a mess.
Doing well. Smoking pot. Playing PS2. Eating Hint of Lime tortilla chips because Wife's not home and too lazy to cook for myself.
cecef6 No.2034562
>>2034560
Just do it already
b0dd93 No.2034563
>>2034549
>peeing themselves in terror
Do you have this on video? You know, for masturbatory purposes.
>>2034558
I don't know if I saw that in the video.
5df710 No.2034564
>>2034561
>:g
sounds super relaxing! I hope you enjoy yourself!
hint of lime tortilla chips sound nasty tho.
cecef6 No.2034565
>>2034563
Its at the start
339be5 No.2034567
>>2034564
Spotted the white person
f8f503 No.2034568
>>2034562
So many people asking for death tonight.
5df710 No.2034569
>>2034567
yes I am very white.
All I've eaten today is like, peeps?
cecef6 No.2034570
>>2034568
who else is asking
e4a7d0 No.2034571
>>2034556
transferring to uni
i'm in a state college right now, so they don't offer BA in most degrees
>>2034557
https://www.amazon.com/scales/b?ie=UTF8&node=85968011
>>2034559
omegalul
are you sure they were in pain? most meds for arthritis are in your system for ~2 weeks
unless they were taking something I don't know about
339be5 No.2034572
>>2034569
Ugh. Those are in the same tier of snack food as Circus Peanuts
b0dd93 No.2034573
>>2034565
Yeah, I kinda just skipped forward.
>>2034566
What am I watching?
126857 No.2034574
>>2034571
No. Nonono. I was just asking a target weight x_x
339be5 No.2034575
>>2034571
What do you think you want to get your BA in?
b6814c No.2034576
>>2034573
Dead by Daylight
That pig in the red coat is me
f8f503 No.2034577
e4a7d0 No.2034578
>>2034574
on that bmi page it shows normal range for bmi on the right
just calculate your bmi and if it's in the normal range you're fine
5df710 No.2034579
>>2034571
I know they were taking the ones that are in your bod for 2 weeks, but they took another set like every day or every other day too, but her arthritis was exceptionally bad.
That being said, it could've been other medication on top of it! I'm not her doctor qq.
>>2034572
How dare you, circus peanuts are significantly worse.
cecef6 No.2034580
>>2034573
Yeah it was a pretty long video
I understand
>>2034577
Oh is that happening ?
126857 No.2034581
>>2034579
Am I gonna have to cut a bish over peeps vs circus peanuts.
Cause bish, I will cut you
5df710 No.2034583
>>2034581
Look, I'm not saying peeps are good, I'm just saying circus peanuts are worse.
5df710 No.2034584
do you guys remember sponch? the snack from hell.
339be5 No.2034585
126857 No.2034586
>>2034583
nonono. I'm saying peeps are only good for mortal peep fights and therefore essentially disposable.
Circus peanuts are at least edible.