96f3a2 No.2021547
But this thread isn't about me anymore
8cbc25 No.2021549
>>2021547
hah, suck it nerd
3a5fc5 No.2021550
>>2021548
Why do you have such a regal sounding name
Sounds like a god damn prince or something
5e9ed4 No.2021551
That's not a sucker, a sucker is like a blowpop.
3a5fc5 No.2021553
96f3a2 No.2021554
>>2021549
I'll make a thread about you at some point.
8cbc25 No.2021555
>>2021554
Awww, so sweet. I didn't know you liked me that much
f8ec89 No.2021556
a35adf No.2021557
>>2021550
Luck of the draw, potentially.
96f3a2 No.2021559
>>2021555
It was love at first sight.
8cbc25 No.2021563
>>2021562
Do you have a womb?
5b4aa8 No.2021564
>>2021563
Pour enough cum into a boy's butt and his prostate will become a womb.
It's true.
I read it in a doujin once.
96f3a2 No.2021565
>>2021563
I'm lacking one of those
8cbc25 No.2021566
>>2021564
Drawings aren't real.
Can't do then, no marriage
8cbc25 No.2021567
>>2021565
Why are no one actually a girl?
611f9e No.2021568
what about that korean who married his daki
if he can do it so can you
96f3a2 No.2021569
>>2021567
I like being a guy
f8ec89 No.2021572
e7123d No.2021573
>>2021572
normally I wouldn't be up this early but I have stuff to do today
you up to anything fun?
8cbc25 No.2021574
>>2021569
If I can't put a baby in you, there'll be no marriage
>>2021570
Morning Bardo!
96f3a2 No.2021575
>>2021574
We can just use your womb.
Problem solved.
f8ec89 No.2021576
>>2021573
> you up to anything fun?
Na, it's 21:30, i going to sleep in a hour
e7123d No.2021577
>>2021574
hehe
good moorning hu are you up to any fun today : 3
e7123d No.2021579
>>2021576
sweet dreams amigo when you headto bed
hope tomorrow is a good one for you too
611f9e No.2021580
bard can you ask yan to apologise to me please
8cbc25 No.2021581
>>2021575
If I had one, but I don't
>>2021577
Same as usual. Runescape~
Slept well?
5b4aa8 No.2021583
>>2021578
Keyboard has no voice in the music though.
96f3a2 No.2021584
>>2021578
Whats the name of that song again ?
Pretty sure I've heard it before
e7123d No.2021585
>>2021578
I like this vid
Slipknot are from iowa
96f3a2 No.2021586
Is it Slipknot ?
Don't even bother telling me the name then
I don't care anymore
f8ec89 No.2021587
e7123d No.2021588
>>2021581
I wennt to bed earlier than usual o I didnt sleep very well :(
I kept waking up and glancing at the clock at it felt like i was watching a video or something of fsomeone else watching that clock
e7123d No.2021589
>>2021584
thats psychosocial desu
07135b No.2021590
>>2021582
Nerd
>>2021583
You're lying...
>>2021584
I don't know ask Bard
>>2021585
Oh that's pretty cool~ the best people come from there
5e9ed4 No.2021591
The only Slipknot song I really like is Snuff
8cbc25 No.2021592
>>2021588
That does sound like shit.. Sorry to hear that
e7123d No.2021595
>>2021592
It's okies
I only did that so I could go buy a game this morning and it's prety fun so far
It's a cool new rpg called kingdom come : 3
i'm not very far in but i fun so far : 3
07135b No.2021596
>>2021593
because anything can make you a nerd
where i'm from basketball is popular with black people and when I call them nerds they all went ape-shit on me
e7123d No.2021597
>>2021594
I am a slow scroller ; ~ ;
f8ec89 No.2021598
8cbc25 No.2021599
>>2021595
Fucking everybody plays that game right now.
Why go and buy it though? Can't get it off Steam like everybody else, or did you find it somewhere else for cheaper?
f8ec89 No.2021600
>>2021596
> because anything can make you a nerd
Give an example
f8ec89 No.2021601
e7123d No.2021602
>>2021599
o-oh no well I had to just run to my bank to put money in so I could buy it off the ps4 store
my bank has dumb hours they are only open from 10 a.m to 3 p.m and so I had to get there early or I would sleep too long...
a-and i think it looks cool : 3
i like steam but my laptop is super weak
96f3a2 No.2021603
>>2021597
scroll faster I guess
611f9e No.2021604
07135b No.2021605
>>2021600
If you like music then you are a music-nerd
8cbc25 No.2021606
>>2021602
Ah, that explains it, makes more sense now.
Hope you'll enjoy~
07135b No.2021607
>>2021602
come on Bard talk me like we used to ^^
f8ec89 No.2021608
>>2021605
Give the define of a "nerd" word
e7123d No.2021609
>>2021604
idk if he'll listen to me ;~;
e7123d No.2021610
>>2021603
it's because my mouse is broken and I'm using my trackpad and arrow key
96f3a2 No.2021611
>If you like music then you are a music-nerd
No
You're a Beat Rat
96f3a2 No.2021612
>>2021610
use the auto scroll thing
611f9e No.2021613
>>2021609
at least ask him please
that's all I want you to do!
96f3a2 No.2021614
Hes gonna come insult you instead.
f8ec89 No.2021615
611f9e No.2021616
>>2021614
he still hasn't explained why he's upset with me
I just don't want him to be so deliberately unforthcoming it makes me feel like he doesn't care about me and even if that's not true I care about him
07135b No.2021617
Don't click this unless you have the stomach for it
611f9e No.2021619
611f9e No.2021622
3a5fc5 No.2021623
Actually since I just got out of the bath and have to walk into this shite.
611f9e No.2021624
I'm sorry for talking about you like this yan you shouldn't worry about apologising or anything it's all fine
c768d1 No.2021625
3a5fc5 No.2021627
>>2021625
Oh no, I guess you won't call me Daddy anymore now
611f9e No.2021629
I'm sorry yan but what is it you want from me
you don't object to my presence or else you'd have blocked me by now
I try and be as polite and kind as I possibly can to you, but you still tell me to shut the fuck up
I only care about you and want to be good friends
what do you want from me
you're a nice person and all but I just don't understand these courses of action
3a5fc5 No.2021630
I am convinced this is an elaborate troll at this point.
611f9e No.2021631
>>2021630
I am not an elaborate troll (or even elaborate in any way to begin with), and am unsure what has lead you to believe I am
5e9ed4 No.2021632
i don't even know anymore
3a5fc5 No.2021633
Because no one could possibly be this fucking autistic.
a35adf No.2021635
That sounds like a challenge.
c768d1 No.2021637
My tourettes is acting up like mad and I look like a fucking schizo at this company party
611f9e No.2021638
>>2021633
I am not autistic, and was tested by a professional, and I see nothing autistic about simply wanting to try and make and keep some friends, is that not a normal thing for people to do?
17f5f1 No.2021639
>>2021637
what kinda stuff do you say though
3a5fc5 No.2021641
Normal people can take a hint.
Even dogs know better than to tread where they aren't wanted.
c768d1 No.2021643
>>2021639
I don't have verbal tics, basically what happens is the entire left side of my body will jerk violently.
e2299c No.2021644
3a5fc5 No.2021645
>>2021644
No you're just gay
It's okay though I still love you.
e7123d No.2021646
>>2021643
that's called being spastic
611f9e No.2021647
>>2021641
you make a fair point, I suppose the fact that a lack of trying to make friends has resulted in me being unaware of signs of unwantedness
but I'll still be here if you ever decide you do want me :3
e2299c No.2021648
17f5f1 No.2021649
>>2021643
I thought tourettes was vocal
a35adf No.2021650
Tourette's can be physical twitches/spasms/ticks as well as vocalizations.
3a5fc5 No.2021651
e2299c No.2021652
>>2021651
It's not gay if I like girls too uwu
3a5fc5 No.2021653
>>2021652
It is if you will never have sex with one.
e2299c No.2021654
>>2021653
>implying I'll have sex with a boy
3a5fc5 No.2021655
>>2021654
Oh.
Well I guess for all intensive purposes you're just asexual.
f8ec89 No.2021656
>>2021654
Is it hard to find somebody if you gay in Canada?
3a5fc5 No.2021659
>>2021657
T-they don't exist
3a5fc5 No.2021660
I NEVER CYBERED WISH OKAY
96f3a2 No.2021661
>>2021658
because
>>2021659
yeah they do
17f5f1 No.2021662
yan and wish are dating now? can't say i didn't see this coming
3a5fc5 No.2021663
96f3a2 No.2021664
Wish: uwu
Yan: *grabs penis*
611f9e No.2021668
you know yan I'd never do something as uncouth as publicly revealing private chatlogs :/
5b4aa8 No.2021669
Btw, Loafie, the reason Yan ignores you is because you're so desperate and it amuses him to see you try so hard.
I think everyone knew this and I didn't need to verbalize it, but I am anyway.
611f9e No.2021670
07135b No.2021671
yan ignores me becaues i farted by accident when i went to his house...
e2299c No.2021672
96f3a2 No.2021673
>>2021672
can you comment on this ? ? / >>2021664
e2299c No.2021674
>>2021673
Can confirm, that is real and it did happen.
07135b No.2021675
it was a pretty nasty fart though...
96f3a2 No.2021676
>>2021674
Why did you do it ?
He has a wife
3a5fc5 No.2021677
>>2021669
>you're so desperate and it amuses him to see you try so hard.
No he just annoys me.
5b4aa8 No.2021678
>>2021677
But it *is* amusing how desperate he is.
e2299c No.2021679
>>2021676
As you can see clearly through the logs, I was raped.
611f9e No.2021680
I am still alone and sad goodnight my friends
96f3a2 No.2021681
>>2021679
>uwu
Clearly asking for it
e2299c No.2021682
>>2021681
I was just expressing myself!
uwu-ing isn't asking to be raped!
3a5fc5 No.2021683
3a5fc5 No.2021684
If uwu is asking to be raped then
brb raping Sinni
96f3a2 No.2021685
>>2021682
Thats literally what it stands for.
e2299c No.2021686
>>2021685
Unrequited
Wish
Usex
3a5fc5 No.2021687
Tbh Wish had his penis out and everything for me to just grab it
Like completely out of context logs
e2299c No.2021689
>shaming people for being nudists
>in 2018
Shaking
My
Hair
96f3a2 No.2021690
>>2021686
And you knew this
17f5f1 No.2021691
~30min cycling~
Maximum heart rate: 180bpm
Miles: 8.61
kCal: 259
time to get s t r o n k
96f3a2 No.2021693
My lance in unity is just a big cylinder
the fuck is wrong with it
96f3a2 No.2021694
>>2021692
This won't happen
81c170 No.2021695
>Emma isn't a nudist
Shaking
my
pp
25243e No.2021697
07135b No.2021698
>>2021689
kek
>>2021691
oh nice, i'm happy you're taking care of your body~
cf2aa0 No.2021699
17f5f1 No.2021700
>>2021698
too bad exercising is fuckin painful
but it helps when I put on my POP PUNK and get HARDCORE edgy INTENSE cycling sessions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHCnf7gRmw
e2299c No.2021701
>>2021699
I'm Wish
I'm cute
cf2aa0 No.2021702
>>2021701
I wish I was dead
Are you
e2299c No.2021704
>>2021702
Same tbh.
Yeah, the cutest.
940af9 No.2021705
did you guise know they make peanut butter hohos?
a-mazing
96f3a2 No.2021707
>>2021705
I've never even had a normal one before.
940af9 No.2021708
>>2021707
ever had a devils food cake?
chocolate and cream
96f3a2 No.2021709
>>2021708
Probably at some point
940af9 No.2021710
>>2021709
its that but its got peanut butter cream instead
940af9 No.2021711
is it wrong to want to be a fat kid?
i feel like i am one at heart... it just feels right
respect my pronouns
96f3a2 No.2021712
Fat people are gross and have cardiovascular disease
they die sooner
940af9 No.2021713
seems worth it to not have to watch what i eat
96f3a2 No.2021714
adding on those extra unhealthy years for that slow and painful death
91c353 No.2021715
>>2021714
Fatshaming is my job.
91c353 No.2021717
It's all the cheese curds.
91c353 No.2021719
940af9 No.2021721
like so huge when they have to extract me from my home ill need an exterior wall cut out
f44583 No.2021722
>>2021720
I thought you were a bald guy that looked like a crazier Johnny Sins.
90586c No.2021723
>>2021720
>Heavier than 300 pounds
Jesus.
91c353 No.2021724
>>2021722
>trap avatar
You've gone full Pepper.
7c7b37 No.2021725
I thought Smiles had a dick irl tho
90586c No.2021726
>>2021725
It's true, 9 inches.
f44583 No.2021727
>>2021724
TBH I was gonna make a joke at your expense, but I'm too busy laughing at something else though.
940af9 No.2021728
oh snap its smiles AND soto
>>2021722
thats a new one... yea idek
>>2021723
a tonne of blobulous happiness
91c353 No.2021729
>>2021727
You will always be 1/10 of Gal Gadot.
fd55ca No.2021730
>Smiles has a 9 inch dick
90586c No.2021731
>>2021728
>Happiness
Wasn't aware that has a weight.
f44583 No.2021732
>>2021730
It's actually 10 inches.
I don't know why I'm always sold short by Tracer.
>>2021728
Maybe it was another one of my fever dreams. I have a hard time telling the difference now.
>>2021729
The fact that you started liking Jews shows your fall from grace is irreversible.
You're also going to the camps.
91c353 No.2021733
>>2021732
Your ancestors were literally in the camps.
940af9 No.2021734
>>2021732
just hadnt heard that one before... i get bruce willis alot more often
90586c No.2021735
>>2021732
You're the one who used a metric ruler to show me. I can't convert that garbage number system.
3a5fc5 No.2021736
fd55ca No.2021737
>>2021732
He doesn't want to be honest about how much of it he's taken.
7c7b37 No.2021738
>>2021726
2big
I'd be happier with a 7 incher tbh
>>2021728
Sup
90586c No.2021739
>>2021738
Called "Not skin tight pants" Helps if you got a huge dick. Try it sometimes.
f44583 No.2021741
>>2021733
Your ancestors would be the one putting you into the camps.
>>2021734
So you are bald right? Like I'm not actually losing my mind.
>>2021735
Rulers come with both systems.
You're just pretending to retarded right?
>>2021737
He's never had the privilege.
90586c No.2021742
>>2021741
I'm saying more than three words. You fucking tell me.
91c353 No.2021743
>>2021741
>1 part Nazi, 3 parts Communist
940af9 No.2021744
>>2021741
i am... youre not losing it
5b4aa8 No.2021747
I'm so lonely I'm playing a multi player game on my own.
7e9491 No.2021748
-yawns and stretches on the couch-
cf2aa0 No.2021749
>>2021747
I played World of Warcraft alone for about 10 years 🤷♀️
940af9 No.2021750
>>2021748
*tickle tickle tickle
96f3a2 No.2021751
>>2021747
You need some new friends.
f44583 No.2021752
>>2021742
I've made 4 posts and spelled out 124 words
As painful as it is I'm keeping up.
>>2021743
But I'm 100% nationalist American.
>>2021744
Thank god for that.
How have you been?
7e9491 No.2021754
>>2021750
-laughs and falls off the couch clumsily-
940af9 No.2021755
i played alone for 2.5 minutes this morning...
90586c No.2021756
>>2021752
Truly a new record for you.
940af9 No.2021757
>>2021752
im all good at the present, yourself?
>>2021753
nm bby
>>2021754
*tickle tickle tickle
f1bc77 No.2021758
>>2021757
I just woke up.
I don't know if I want to play Monster Hunter or LoL.
940af9 No.2021759
>>2021758
theres a third option
f1bc77 No.2021762
I wonder if I can sell my Blizzard account.
90586c No.2021763
>>2021762
I'm sure you can.
940af9 No.2021764
>>2021761
remain in thread and be sociable
7e9491 No.2021765
f1bc77 No.2021766
>>2021763
How much is it worth though?
>>2021764
That sounds awful and I hardly spend any time here anymore as is.
90586c No.2021767
>>2021766
People are willing to buy anything.
It's how you sell it, really.
f1bc77 No.2021769
>>2021767
Want to buy my account?
It has my real name attached to it so you can DOX me.
>>2021768
Bleh.
90586c No.2021770
>>2021769
Why would I want anyone's information here.
f1bc77 No.2021771
>>2021770
So you can DOX them and hold shallow amounts of power over someone who is widely irrelevant to your life so you can feel like you matter.
90586c No.2021772
>>2021771
But I don't matter.
Nobody does.
17f5f1 No.2021773
>>2021771
lul
>>2021765
-smiles and waves-
how are you doing sonata?
f1bc77 No.2021774
>>2021772
My life is waking agony.
7e9491 No.2021775
>>2021773
^-^ -waves back and brings you tea-
90586c No.2021776
>>2021774
And your death will be forgotten.
But hey, at least there's alcohol.
17f5f1 No.2021777
>>2021775
-kisses your cheek-
thanks sweetie
f1bc77 No.2021778
>>2021776
Fuck. I forgot to get vodka.
90586c No.2021779
>>2021778
Shit man, you're in trouble.
f1bc77 No.2021780
>1 billion new item changes on LoL for AP mages
>>2021779
I'll get it tomorrow. I work tonight anyway so I can't get blasted.
7e9491 No.2021782
-leaves a basket of pears out on the counter and peeks out the window- :<
91c353 No.2021783
3a5fc5 No.2021784
-pushes the pears off the counter-
90586c No.2021785
>>2021782
Yeah, Kill yourself.
7e9491 No.2021788
>>2021783
-shrinks back from you fearfully-
>>2021785
-sads- :<
>>2021784
-picks up the floor pears and cleans them off. Cannot understand why someone would hate them so.-
3a5fc5 No.2021793
If Test weren't playing favorites Tsuchi wouldn't even be here.
7e9491 No.2021794
3a5fc5 No.2021795
But no he has to play to his base of cynical pseudo-intellectual belligerent losers who are too fragile to enjoy anything.
c6280d No.2021798
>>2021785
Welcome back, HVTB.
de3308 No.2021800
>>2021796
*virtually snuggles you in an inherently meaningless, and detached digital manner*
I hope you feel better now, I don't really.
c6280d No.2021802
>>2021799
Which part confused you?
c6280d No.2021806
>>2021805
I forgot to put 'Inceneary' in there.
c6280d No.2021808
>>2021807
How's the American underbelly going?
It must get hard being a true detective.
c6280d No.2021810
>>2021809
You inspire me to fight crime and beat up bullies.
91c353 No.2021811
>>2021810
Did you receive a lot of swirlies?
90586c No.2021812
>>2021810
God speed you crazy Australian.
c6280d No.2021813
>>2021812
My main weapons will be a whip that's made of a dead snake. and a hat that's made of like- a dead crocodile.
Imagine indiana jones but actually... Australiana.. Dingo?
3a5fc5 No.2021815
MAybe if I post poeple with this louk people will t hink I'm smart and sarcastic too
90586c No.2021816
>>2021813
Crocodile Dundee.
91c353 No.2021817
>>2021816
I kind of wish the Super Bowl commercial was a real movie.
90586c No.2021818
>>2021817
With 6 million views and how desperate Hollywood is anything is possible.
c6280d No.2021819
>>2021814
Yes.
>>2021816
No that is already taken. Also I'm not leather-skinned as him.
de3308 No.2021820
>>2021814
That'd be a good creature concept for when they make Fallout: The Outback.
91c353 No.2021821
>>2021818
Can't be any worse than Kangaroo Jack.
90586c No.2021822
>>2021819
Just need to bake in the sun for another 40 years.
91c353 No.2021823
>>2021820
>Fallout: The Outback
That's different from regular Australia how?
90586c No.2021824
>>2021821
Fuck you for reminding me that exists.
de3308 No.2021825
>>2021823
No dingodiles..?
379236 No.2021826
>>2021819
Who are you australian?
>>2021820
But Dingodile is a crash bandicoot boss
c6280d No.2021828
>>2021822
No thank you. I prefer my soft white skin.
>>2021826
I'm the Dingodile.
379236 No.2021829
>>2021828
-pats dingodile-
Get out the butter, we're gonna make toast!
I'm bored. Help
Someone
Aaaa...
90586c No.2021830
>>2021828
Enjoy it while it lasts.
de3308 No.2021831
>>2021826
Crocodingo then.
Recycling is pretty normal in the vidya industry anyway.
91c353 No.2021832
>>2021829
Stop be a fag, Flan.
c6280d No.2021833
>>2021829
Out of the butter?
>>2021830
That's generally the plan. One day I'll look like you and feel all gross and stuff.
c6280d No.2021835
>>2021834
If I disappear for an hour and a half, will you still be here?
379236 No.2021836
>>2021831
crocodingo is fine
>>2021832
Mean. Let's play a game.
>>2021833
I'll put butter on you.
c6280d No.2021838
>>2021836
It'll just be easier to slip out of your fingers.
>>2021837
Then I have to say that I hope to ttyl because I have to leave to go see a senpai to learn a thing.
91c353 No.2021839
>>2021836
I think the only game I've ever played with you was Halo 5.
91c353 No.2021840
>>2021836
Oh, wait.
I just asked if it was worth buying then griped about the game cheesing up legendary at times.
91c353 No.2021842
>>2021838
>I have to leave to go see a senpai to learn a thing.
Is it how many fingers fit?
379236 No.2021843
>>2021838
Seems fitting, unless you want to be held.
>>2021839
Wah. I thought we played stuff today. Maybe Dota, I dont remember.
91c353 No.2021844
>>2021843
I don't think I ever added you on anything except Skype since you've been on there for like 7 years and all that's managed to happen in that time is me calling you a fag every so often.
379236 No.2021845
91c353 No.2021846
>>2021845
And saying you only joined for the seamen.
379236 No.2021847
21fefd No.2021848
91c353 No.2021849
>>2021847
Hey, you're the one who joined the gayest branch of the military.
e2299c No.2021850
My character in FFXIV uses TP instead of Mana.
91c353 No.2021853
>>2021852
You were best when you were DMG and had Kaiba and Noob trying to kill themselves when Mana "killed herself".
21fefd No.2021854
>>2021852
Now where is my bourbon?
91c353 No.2021856
I think Kaiba did kill himself or some shit last I remember.
de3308 No.2021857
Gilgamesh, your favoured png looks familiar. Wasn't that a swf or whatever about a fan that oscillated and announced that very such thing in a manner that was funny because it's true?
If so I haven't seen it in a billion years and am curious. I looked it up just long enough that I gave up and needed to ask because I can't get shit to work that looks up images and I'm lazy right now. Something about your pic is taking me way back but I can't quite put my finger on it.
de3308 No.2021859
Why does my namefag only dissappear when I don't want it to.
90586c No.2021860
>>2021857
BRIAN, if I recall correctly.
91c353 No.2021861
>>2021857
I have never read the webcomic; I simply use images BRIAN used.
But yes, it's that webcomic.
379236 No.2021862
>>2021853
wow thank you! You're pretty great yourself.
>>2021854
I drank it all. I only have whiskey left for you.
>>2021855
Black Mage best mage.
Did you kill an exdeath?
21fefd No.2021863
>>2021862
Hand me the bleach.
91c353 No.2021864
>>2021862
That was very clear sarcasm.
de3308 No.2021865
>>2021861
HAHA! That's the thing!
I thought I saw an animation of it before but my memory is shit. Thanks for the little extra.
Was Brian the one who made it or just used it?
I miss the old internet either way.
379236 No.2021866
>>2021864
same same. brb
>>2021863
I'll give you 2 Tide Podz.
91c353 No.2021867
>>2021865
He just capped the webcomic.
de3308 No.2021868
Sometimes my brain animates static images and it makes me think I saw shit move when it never did
91c353 No.2021869
>>2021866
I hope you somehow find a way to kill yourself in your absence.
e2299c No.2021870
>>2021858
I think that's my only Zuihou image...
>>2021862
There's a new raid tier out already.
379236 No.2021871
>>2021870
Oh noo. I havent been playing for a little bit.
Is it the death train? My friends told me to come kill a train.
choo~
21fefd No.2021872
>>2021870
You have posted another one.
de3308 No.2021873
>>2021867
Lol, still neat, thanks for sharing.
I hardly ever see old cool shit like that, or fyadhaus, or pokey, etc.. references anymore.
I guess that's all just obscure nostalgia now.
91c353 No.2021875