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yes bumping it once will help when im already cross-linking it, surely

I bought some Cheetos and Amarula even though I'm lactose intolerant.

Does anybody want some orange milk sample jars for Christmas?

You can glean some DNA from the liquid and make your own Chiri.

>>1952363

It's not like I'm the one posting anal porn or lolis.

>>1952364

So you were crucified and 2000 years later people stopped believing in your mythos?

>>1952367

It's really good. I was going to buy some Bailey's but the Amarula was on sale. It's very enjoyable.

>>1952366

Did you learn human anatomy this year?

>>1952369

Well, that's no good.

However the shipping on a bottle would cost almost as much as the bottle.. I only mail fine alcohol to family and only during the holidays.

This year I sent them some locally grown/harvested Cowichan valley blackberry port.

>>1952370

That accusation is unfounded.

>>1952371

god is upset with you

TP cant possibly shitpost without all of his reaction images

i do love you

>>1952375

You can't rile me up. The next worse troll other than you is Lambchop from Lambchop's Play-Along because Lambchop is a puppet without any actual cognizance so you're worse at trolling than a piece of felt with a ginger's hand up its ass.

>>1952382

???

>>1952383

Everyone I've cybered from the cj threads has had their penises cut off.

Ask around.

>>1952386

I've cooked and eaten some of my pets.

>>1952388

who?

no.

>>1952389

ooh dat shit's on fire son.

chiri has admitted he lied

is this not a fucking baller

I drop panties.

Evening.

oh hi

>>1952400

that's what she said last night in bed.

>>1952403

I meant the part where she said 'pls don't hold it against me' because you had a tiny boner and she just wanted to get some sleep before work.

Because she's the real breadwinner in the household, oh forget it.

The joke doesn't work because you don't have a girlfriend.

It works though because you still live with your mom so maybe you crawled into bed with her and she was trying to cull your insatiable appetite for incest.

>>1952408

>>1952409

Well, I'm sorry for not stalking you enough then.

Nah it's a joke, I don't stalk anyone.

I don't even fucking care about any of you.

>>1952411

Did that happen or are you making this up?

oh so like besides these weirdos

what is seriously going on besides chiri

and that one good gay gay

>>1952415

They're probably an idiot.

I don't even know who you are.

>>1952416

>>1952419

Doesn't jog my memory at all.

I see a furry, I think 'stupid cunt'.

ok fine

bd chiri and i fight the good fight

just remember when your bumb face lost

no no,

that is 'winning'.

>>1952421

not like your bumbling ass is all that memorable

>>1952425

I am God.

>>1952428

oh sorry

>>1952429

Beats being the deity of disappointment and grief.

Wouldn't want your job.

>>1952431

oh thanks

douche

bag

>>1952436

Just keep them coming, I'm trying to make your phone die.

TP, what am I, a meme?

>>1952437

jokes on you, the batteries i was referring to is related to the two AA's in my wireless keyboard that i also use for my laptop because it s a nice wireless keyboard and i like it a lot

>>1952440

TP you must be super fucking drunk

Here, you like photos of me?

Here's a shocker, I was even hotter 10 years ago.

>>1952443

Cheers! Merry Crucifixion! Kill the fucking Jew!

>>1952444

Actually that one was a joking response to a co-worker's facebook image; he posed the same way with his guitar so I took that one with my bass because it was so fucking emo I had to make fun of it- in fact both that and the previous photo are mocking emo kids.

cat tax

well that

was

weird

dumb fucking bitches

It's fine. I think they're funny.

I'd rather have images circulate of me looking like an emo douchebag even if it was on purpose with the intent of being humorous; if people think it's serious then they're getting even more trolled by believing that I'm a huge pretentious douchebag, and I'll gladly get on board with that idea.

I love the attention.

honestly like my step sister mommy'd me

i don't really know how i feal

>>1952453

ikr?

totally undeserved reputation, I'm a stand-up guy who would never troll anybody.

>>1952458

I'd rather be watching some Jimmy Carr or Norm MacDonald as well, it's not like any of this back-and-forth is amounting to anything, I certainly don't have the ambition to keep fucking you in the ass and I can tell that you're annoyed that I haven't given you the common decency of a reach-around.

>>1952462

Let's have a rap battle, then.

>>1952464

nah

>>1952463

*Snails, idiot.

No, I don't believe I have been roasted. I was under the impression that roasts include witty, scathing remarks.

What I've seen so far from you has been you trying to take a piss in a puddle, unable to get the flow going, flicking it around, stretching it like a trombone, yet getting nothing.

If it's anyone, it's me who's taking the piss out of you because you can't even manage that by yourself.

>>1952467

Good, I've done my job.

Now let's see you be as entertaining as I am.

lol no one likes chiri still

>>1952472

Whoa, back off there chum.

I don't go that route.

>>1952473

That's just the meta.

You love me.

>>1952475

Yeah it's called not being a homosexual, stop trying to get your dick up my ass.

>>1952476

hey guess what

you are actual trash

>>1952478

>>1952480

Haters

Gon

Hate

Stop talking about your gay ass.

You know what, if all you want to do tonight is trash talk then let's throw down.

If you're gonna diss me do it in rhyme, it's rap battle time.

oh my animals what

>>1952499

How's Teeps X'mas?

>>1952502

Just decided to drop by whilst drinking and saw stuff was going "awfully", so how's you?

I donno who you are, I don't care, I swear

You donno who I am, I dare, compare;

You have no fucking clue what you do or what you say

And I ain't goin' away no I'm here to fucking stay, I say

You better understand what kind of land you're fucking treading

Lest forget the paths before that led us up to armageddon

Now the Chir is the king and this here throne is on my turf

You better kneel, knave you better know what you are worth

When you are standing on the floor that I have built and you remember who was chilling here since twenty twelve September

I'm gonna spill shit so you can learn what being here's about

It's doing time here and making name for yourself fighting for your clout

You don't, understand what any of this even is about you got your socks on the wrong feet and you're a duck on someone's couch

Because the joke's you're out of water, that's the fucking reference

You're incapable of even producing sentences,

I am the king here and I mean it, you've got zero presedence

I am the ruler, I'm the God I am your landlord pay the Rent.

>>1952504

Oh, probably they're just being on the defensive side after that small comment?

hello thread how much codeine cough syrup do i need to drink to fly to the north pole?

>>1952512

You mean Chiri by that?

>>1952513

Never heard of you.

>>1952513

>>1952513

>>1952513

>>1952513

>>1952517

the other ingredients will kill you first,

generally if it's a DXM-based syrup you won't need to do any chemical extractions, but they also don't have any codeine-based syrups in Canada so I don't have knowledge on them.

However for DXM I prefer the agent lemon method.

>>1952523

Yes, that's when I started CJ threading on 4ch before the ban waves drove us to 8ch.

You deduced the date correctly.

>>1952528

Yeah I still don't know who you are, sorry.

My deepest apologies, senpai.

It's cool,

it's cool.

This is how we have fun.

It's probably like, Bern or something.

>>1952538

FUCK no, i was never in your shitty anime threads until it merged with the furfags and became the avatar threads you cunt

>>1952540

Even worse.

It's a dogfucker.

I guess it's Mugen.

rtgrea

man that real bitch nigger really blew it lol lol

>>1952549

Sherlock in the house.

Now you, you're just dumb all of the time, which would make you a really easy read if I would pay any attention to you at all, which I can't because I'm re-reading all of my own posts and complimenting my own intelligence.

>>1952551

looks like im getting shitposting for christmas

>>1952552

Everything you ever wanted.

>>1952553

i think you made this thread slower than some of your slugs

>>1952555

*snails.

I have *one* slug, the rest are snails.

>>1952558

Twice, yes. I understand the purpose of it.

You trigger the mechanism that makes me correct you.. twice is fine, three times and you're retarded. I enjoy educating people. I knew both times you were illiciting a response and I have given you this tiny bit of joy.

>can't find more Christmas gote

I should not have been driving.

>>1952564

I'm sure in your mind you've done a great job of it! Keep it up!

>>1952566

i got my keys taken aways lol

>>1952568

it snuck in on a leaf, so it has no mating partners but it's also not a cannibalistic species so it isn't eating my snails, it just chills and gets fat.

Slug Life

>>1952577

fuck

you

dude

>>1952580

y-you too

i love you bro <3

So it's today, and fuckin Santa's on his way,

Except he's fake and your beliefs are crazy Santa ain't no real G, he

Don't drop any presents down chimneys;

Don't have any reindeer or elves see,

He's made up and that's the whole story

A fat ass Christian mythical allegory

No presents, no presence, not at all in the present

Pretty pressed to press another dollar bill into service

For expenses in retail where they're all effervescent

Selling shit off the shelves like they're antidepressants.

>>1952587

watching Northernlion stream a game that doesn't even attract false popularity anymore like it used to

>>1952580

penis

>>1952589

I'd like that girl in that pic as a girlfriend, I like fucked up broken people who understand death.

>>1952592

>>1952595

need some kneepads.

>>1952597

It's a big step to love yourself.

Nothing was your fault, you're just a stupid human.

Humans are idiots.

>>1952598

oh dont

i have fun dog

>>1952600

stop

Merry Christmas!

Are Canadians people too?

>>1952605

>implying its that easy

You don't get it. Just having some faggot flower talk in your ear about killing them isn't going to turn you into a murderer. You can't destroy a mountain with a single swing of a pickaxe. It takes time, and a constant force to turn a mountain into a valley

You might think right now that you're above it, and that you're a good person who can resist the temptation, but make no mistake. You are a human, and your mind will wander to places you know are dangerous. The simple question of "what if?" that has killed countless explorers throughout history. That thought will burrow into your mind, and it will scream to be heard day in and day out. It may be suppressed and drowned out, but when the noise of daily life fades away, and you lie in bed, it will resurface. That brief moment of transitioning into the unconscious of sleep, the full brunt of its force will crash down on you, but just for a moment. From there it will repeat, coming down earlier and earlier, until it has started penetrating your waking thoughts. Those dull moments on the bus or in the shower, it will return

Then as simple as taking a step out of your house, you will entertain the idea of what would happen should you really do it. "How would my once friends treat me? Will they realize what is even happening, or do they even have the ability to comprehend such wicked blood lust? How hard will they fight against the coming storm?" Then the long slow slide into the abyss will begin. Imperceptible at first, but one step after another, and before you know it there is dust on your hands, and a fellow with a glowing blue eye coughing up ketchup in front of you. How did it get like this? When did it happen?

Temptation is not a bellowing beast that can be slain and buried so easily. It is slow, and like a vine it will wrap around you while you keep watch for the loud and obvious threats, then crush the life out of your body. Constant vigilance is the only protection against such a fate, and one slip-up is all it needs.

Don't repeat the same mistakes as I did. Never let your guard down, never let those demons take even one step inside your mind. Beat them down, suffocate them, burn them, whatever it takes to stop such foul beings from twisting your heart. Satisfying curiosity is not worth the pain it will cause your friends. Protect yourself, and you will protect them

>>1952607

Habby crims!

>>1952609

cease

>>1952611

>>1952613

i hoard all my really good art and only post bullshit because i hate you all

>>1952612

Asriel is literally Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion. White-haired, red-eyed, perfectly innocent pretty boy that is basically an angel with ridiculous powers shows up, charms brunette protagonist, reveals himself as the bad guy, kicks all the ass, but then proceeds to sacrifice himself for the greater good after realizing that it's either him or said protagonist, and whose death leaves the viewer/player heartbroken because there was never a way to save him. It turns out that most of the plot pretty much revolves around this guy, but nobody who hasn't seen it can explain why he's so popular, citing that his total screentime is a fraction of a percent of the entire work so he must not be important.

>>1952609

Yeah see, mountains just don't become valleys. It takes tens of thousands of years for water to carve out a channel of the least resistance.

It only takes a minute to kill someone, and 100 years later it won't make a difference.

That's why I say, Always Kill People.

>>1952617

No, I will not do a Genocide Run.

I'm happy with the way things ended, and I intend to preserve that. The characters of this game, they grew on me. A lot. They weren't just sprites on my computer screen. They felt real. They had hopes, they had dreams, they had flaws and they had fears. We didn't understand each other at first… But through compassion, understanding and MERCY, we overcame our differences. But were we really different to begin with? Human? Monster? What does that really mean? The world I wandered through, which seemed so cold and dark in the beginning, slowly faded away, as I realized I wasn't alone on this journey. Who would have thought? We ended up being friends. They made me smile, They made me laugh. And I'm not ashamed to say that… They also made me cry.

Sometimes, I would pass through a corridor, wondering about them, about what they were doing, about what they were thinking right now. So I'd grab my cellphone and strike up a conversation with them. I was talking out loud, asking them about what was going on in their lives. And guess what? They answered me, i could hear their voice reach me, and we talked for hours. Toriel and Sans were cracking some random bad jokes, I laughed so much when Undyne told me about how she surprised Papyrus pretending to drive on his bed! And Alphys… We talked a lot about her deep fears of coming to terms with her true-self. Eventually, I think our chats both made us stronger.

To think that they finally made it to the surface… I can't image how they felt when they took their first breath of fresh air. Ahah, I was almost jealous. But i'm glad, i wouldn't have it any other way.

And why would I throw all that away? Because some jaded flower is urging me to play a "game" again? Well guess what, Flowey: that was never a game for me to begin with.

I will never reset my Save, i will never let my friends down, and knowing that they're all probably waiting for me right now fills me with:

DETERMINATION.

>>1952616

except he doesnt save anyone until the very end and they both die but also stop

>>1952616

He even has a biblical Angel's name, good catch.

It's very likely an Eva reference.

>>1952621

>>1952623

Why are you actually reading it

I don't know what this guys talking about BUT its real fuckin' annoying.

>>1952620

Some people like pussy, just saying.

i would argue that anyone who even knows what undertail is

is cancer

>>1952621

>>1952623

>follows his faggot retard friends plan

>dies to prevent total human annihilation

>dies and has every part of his being infused with a flower

>is brought back by a nigger lizard

>can't feel anything

>tries to an hero

>can't even kill himself

>becomes the main character of a game that doesn't exist, stuck in a perpetual loop of experiencing the same events over and over again

>goes crazy

>The events of the game take place

>two possible endings for him

>stay an unfeeling flower for the rest of eternity

>get killed by an edgelord

>in the same game where a traitor and a being that commits acts against her own race are """""""forgiven"""""""""" and let go free because reasons in the good ending.

to add insult to injury

>only developed character in the entire game

>the reason why the demo was so popular

>gets written out in favor of le fooni skeleton pun man

Deserved a better fate, and a better game.

>>1952629

in the movie we see Rei's boobs

>>1952635

:^)

I gave this indie tattle an hour's time cause of the hype. Fuck me, is it some miserable tripe. Simply infused with vomit-inducing infantilism.

Every, every fucking where it's all black and white morality WITH A

QUIRK in regards to the world.

For example, say, the very same Sans, knowing that the world can be reset, after so much time did not realize that the easiest way to break the cycle is

suicide. Once you're dead there's no resets for you, and yet the idea of suicide as a way out is not even MENTIONED in conversations with Sans

and Asriel.

Second example is the personification of Flowey and Asriel as two separate personalities, although they are supposed to be the same person.

There's many more things that showcase how infantile the game is, but there's no point in writing them all out. I could mention the simplistic relationships between characters, the tangled timeline, the problems with the plot and how it fits in with the gameplay, but why the fuck would I bother?

Shit's just shit, plain and simple.

Fucking Underkiddies have smeared this whole board with their downie shit, can't TAKE A FUCKING STEP without stepping on some Underdifferently-abled with his shitty scribbles and inane posts.

Undertale is really the most toxic game of this year, something on the

level of Lizzie (LISA) or extra gun (reference to the moment in the

first Mass Effect where the player has to take in that first party

member, and is given three options that are basically "agree nobly",

"agree like a cunt" and "agree like a snide cunt". One of these dialogue options was something like "we could use an extra gun here").

Why does everyone and their dog deify this fucking goat – "oh, mi-mi-mi muh goatmum", while the moment Asgore needed her support the most she ran the fuck off and then treated him like shit for the rest of the game.

Furthermore,why, while we are clearly controlling the same character, why are we presented with different chars in the two endings?

No, I get that it is "lolsodeep, you're a bad guy for playing the game" but it'd be nice if they at least either spoke to the player or to Frisk, not one then the other alternatively. Ain't that some shit.

Why in OFF the devs managed to present in-universe ramifications for the player and the player character being two different entities, and in this game the same concept requires three fucking characters to convey?

>>1952638

EEEEEE

*hughughug*

I'M DRUNK

>>1952639

check /mtt/

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▶Mettafan 05/29/17 (Mon) 22:10:04 No.6294[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 55 american dollars (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN /V/?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY /V/! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want videogame discussion….

YOU HAVE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

Tumblrtale

Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

>>1952638

actually dar

there is a whole other non gay world

where people are not aware of this

kanra it is ok

when your day touched you

he actually

LOVED YOU

>>1952642

Yes, but when you come here there are motherfuckers constantly bringing it up, or at least it was that way in 2015.

psst. listen, the job isn't done

Tony is still kicking.

>>1952646

turn off your bullshit

>>1952648

i

don't care?

>>1952650

;;

Oh wait, that was Kanra the entire time?

Well that explains why he wasn't a fucking pushover faggot. Still, he thinks he got the better of me, but that was a ruse, he fucking ate it. He fucking licked it up, man.

Well I don't keep track of this shit, you expect me to know who fucking QWVzdogfucker is?

>>1952656

this image sums him up best

>>1952654

I can't even tell if you're joking

>>1952658

Call me something really nasty, bb

>>1952663

Your mother wore lederhosen.

Because she was a Nazi

And you did nazi her for most of your childhood because she was making money on the street as a whore

>>1952664

>7

this song is kinda hard tbh

>>1952669

I think it's a bit lame.

They're trying too hard.

>>1952668

This bothers me

For a few reasons

>>1952674

why

>>1952676

cause oldskool

>>1952678

Yeah, I could understand why you'd need to go wank off.

>>1952679

hey, that's alright.

You got me on CocoRosie.

>>1952682

You always want to be the center of attention dontcha..

i don't try to "get" anyone

>>1952687

No, wow. I don't care.

Leave me alone. Holy shit.

sa sumtheng im geving uhp awn yew

>>1952695

thank you canadian

I bet BoxBox shoves things up his ass

eh shitfox is not that bad

he should have already been fucking gone

>>1952699

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