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TP what did you mean

I've ran out of Amarula, so I can't get any drunker.

It's downhill from here, probably best if I go to sleep.

I'm going to be shitting orange cheetos milk tomorrow, I'm lactose intolerant and have been sitting here drinking cream liqueur all night and eating cheetos.

>>1952762

>4chan

i probably wanted to fuck revi

she is hot

Merry Christmas

You said a lot of things TP

Have good holidays Bard!

>>1952841

i'm very loneley

>>1952846

oh no why

I had a vivid dream where I was playing a bass again, I mean I haven't owned one since I sold it to you years ago, but in the dream it was right there, and I just y'know jammed out for like 15 minutes, I love dreams like that.

>>1952845

Something about a ballgame

Something about kryptonite

Something about Fucking

>>1952847

i substituted this place with irl friends and now I'm stuck with my family in cedar rapids until the day after christmas

it's not as awkward as it's been the past few years because me and my dad bonded over jiuitsu

I bought him a judo boook and he got me a book on Chin Na (Grab/Control) which is an old Martial art based mainly on wristlocks, grabbing soft tissue and small digit manipulation

He has a grappling dummy that I messed with for about an hour and tomorrow we're gonna learn a lil bit on the mat and he also gave me some Gi jackets

how are you spending christmas

>>1952848

Dreams like that are great

I had oone like that with a banjo for some reason and could play it very welll but when I tried to play a banjo in real life it didnt go that well

>>1952850

>i do love you revy

>it's hella weird

That's two different seemingly unrelated sentences but it appears as if they are related

>>1952854

sorry

>>1952851

Yeah I had one like that with a piano, like I know the basics but in the dream I could actually play it, like it made sense. It worked.

And I can't do that irl because I suck at it.

>>1952855

But what did you mean

>>1952856

Thanks merry christmas to you too

>>1952858

i don't even know

>>1952851

I'd recommend studying Wing Chun. Has to be my favourite, along with Aikido and Hapkido, I like defensive martial arts, maneuvering and controlling opponents rather than arts focused on striking..

>>1952860

You're not very good at this

>>1952863

no i'm not sorry

i miss you

>>1952861

My younger brother has learned some Aikido And I'm a little skeptical of it

Its' showy and flowery, and alof of the holds and throws use exquisite movements that are difficult to get in active sparring on the mat

still, I've never ran across someone fluent in it so I won't knock it

Wing chun is a striking based thing isnt it?

strikes would be good to train but we dont have any head gear or bags or anything just us and the ground so kinda difficult to get down on with some buds

wish I had a gym oor something near by ;/

>>1952862

Thanks, have a nice christmas as well

>>1952867

A lot of wing chun is based on 'sticky hands', where your arms and the opponents are in contact; you anticipate, deflect, and control the limbs.

You can practice wing chun without equipment.

>>1952870

Oh Is it Chinese?

That sounds very in line with chin na and kung fu

merry chrismis again!

bard is gay

>>1952874

merry climsims

I can't even keep track of what you're saying now

>>1952872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVkjj8568d8

>>1952876

mercris

>>1952875

i was hoping to see you merry christmas squiddy :3

>>1952877

You ever could?

>>1952878

mer crisis

>>1952880

Mercury smosh

>>1952881

whymst would anyone want to see me

poor choices tbh

>>1952879

I'll check this out later on maybe tomorrow or the day after

Thanks chiri

>>1952884

crimis

>>1952884

yeah I suppose I've always had bad taste

>>1952888

mary crime smash

>>1952889

I suggest fixing that

>>1952890

my friends groupchanged over the past year and now all I do is wrestle and play fortnitte with my buddies

I kinda parasited my way into my old best friends younger brothers friends group when he got bitch whipped and stopped hanging out

It's cool being the old one

>>1952891

christmist

>>1952890

btw his name isn't Brad.

>>1952892

yes I cut down my list to under 50 people who I've known for years when I left after thanksgiving

>>1952898

It's just a turn of phrase

It's mutually beneficial and they seem to enjoy my company as I do theirs

>>1952902

I don't like furries

>>1952904

What is your affiliation

>>1952907

Then what are you doing here?

Seeing as this is a commuity of anime posters

The funny thing is, if you begin to understand Wing Chun, you'll begin to understand Chiri.

All these people like omg revu ilu but then they just go crazy town and act like they're having a stroke

I let my opponents do all the work for me.

i find revy just being ok

she worrys not me

>>1952914

You're doing that on purpose

>>1952916

Some ways yes

Some ways no

>>1952923

merry christmas you filthy animal

>>1952924

Merry Christmas.

>>1952923

Dunkerque was not okay, you historically illiterate moron, it was a German victory and a massacre on the northern border of France and the Netherlands.

I can differentiate between a historical event and a film, you should learn to do the same.

Anyway I'm gonna go get some more to watch.

>>1952928

No, it was a battle, and a real place.

Insensitive fuck.

>>1952935

one sec, checking my handbook.

>>1952937

>>1952940

>>1952941

>>1952942

shrug

g'night

>>1952944

Goodnight

Merry christmas

>>1952945

>>1952947

you better have watched that

>>1952946

You too; cheer up, the world hasn't ended yet.

Go get yourself some fancy rubbing oil and heat it up with a candle; treat yourself.

>>1952948

>>1952951

>>1952954

>eleven walks into a supermarket, steals all the Eggo waffles, and walks out using her mind powers to throw stuff in the way of the store manager chasing her

Eleven is my spirit animal

>>1952918

Only with the concept of being okay

Life is alright

My best friend is home for the holidays

I bought a bunch of computer parts to make a nice desktop

I'm getting better at saying no to my parents

I've been transitioning for a while now and it's going alright I think

On the other hand, it feels like I'm dying all the time and doctors, once again, have no explanation

I subsist on prescription drugs and cheap bad food

I'm highly dependent on caffeine, I have withdrawals and worse headaches if I go to long without any

My parents keep trying to fix their relationship with me but its been completely gone for a long time

My body clock is broken and I can't even form a sleep schedule, I just game or work until I pass out

I've got depression, adhd, ptsd, aspergers, and I spent high school getting hit in the head

The little things in life are nice, but overall I just want to end it

>>1952960

Revy iut's my fucking birthday

Send me nudes

night

happy holidays

Night, Bard.

>>1952968

>>1952974

Well actually mine already ended a few hrs ago

It's the 24th

I was one day off from being fucking god lmao

>>1952974

Soto would probably fuck jesus

>>1952978

hanging with a georgoe

how r u?

>>1952978

I got a really cool OMO cat sweater and a Megumin daki for my bday

Oh and plenty of alcohol, weed, and cocaine

Pretty great birthday

>>1952974

>>1952984

All my friends are weeaboos

I love em

>>1952987

Do you come from a land down under?

daggy?

>>1952987

Yes

Who the fuck are you

Soto you betray me

>>1952984

what kind of keyboard?

>>1952995

Corsair mechanical one. Not exactly what I'd have chosen, it's trying too hard to look cool, but fuck it as a gift it's a neat lark.

>>1952996

cool!!!

George is jealous :3c

I can't believe we fucking killed the new cunt.

>>1952998

ye he's mad jealous

>>1953000

What a nerd

>>1953001

Suber nerd.

I'm maybe getting money for christmas ?!?

Life is good uwu

>>1952993

When was the last time you had seen him lol

I have a cousin like that but he's like a frat boy now Im like lol when did this happen?

>>1952994

What did I do?

>>1952989

I'm Danny

>>1953002

naisu

Money's always great.

Getting just a thing is also neat though. Arguably neater, but the people who sometimes gave me money were normally the people who just bought some generic clothing instead otherwise, and wew.

>>1953004

Like, a year ago or so.

I mean frat boy is normally more of a phase though. The tradie memes can be eternal.

>>1953005

Yeah, nah.

Melbourne's the shit.

>>1953009

Shit, you caught me. I'm clearly an evil jew trying to corrupt you all.

>>1953004

You're only allowed to have one waifu

my name is sinni

I forget to check the thread

woopopsops

>>1953007

ye, my family doesn't normally celebrate crims so it's nice to get stuff. :)c

also why wew?

>>1953013

Wow, whymst are they so lame?

Generic clothing is just a cop out to me. If it's generic, it falls more under a necessity than a gift. It always feels like gifts should be something people should enjoy, or at least something that isn't just an equivalent to giving them money, maybe that's just me. Non-generic clothing I can understand, but isn't for me regardless.

Maybe it's just autism idk

>>1953016

they don't usually find it fun or worth the effort, idk.

ye I kinda get it, I felt bad for the kids who got like gift cards and shit, that was always fucked.

>>1953015

ur cyoot

My phone charger is screeching

Also why is Johnathan Byers such a cuck

Kind of dead as shit in the morning.

>>1953025

jesus christ that's awful

>>1953026

it's crims!

>>1953028

everyone is asleep or with fam :)

>>1953027

I just traded them for their value to a family member who could use them.

>>1953030

do your best! Sonnemuz and I are watching stuff :)

>>1953031

sounds nice of you

Merry fuckin' christmas.

>>1953034

>>1953036

メ、メリークリスマス！

あたしの友達を大好きです！

>>1953034

Muury fuckin' christmas*

>>1953038

[nip]

>>1953039

Me-Merry christmas!

I love my friends!

>>1953040

oh hi

at least you noticed me...

>>1953041

Good job.

Merrim Chramsim

>>1953042

You can't prove that

>>1953043

:(

merry xmas...

3 hours until I have to do family shit.

End my life.

>>1953046

*stabs*

>>1953048

>>1953049

>>1953051

Its just a penis.

>>1953052

i don't want it.

>>1953053

I do.

>>1953054

where is it?

>>1953055

The penis?

>>1953057

On a cute boy somewhere out there in the world.

>>1953058

don't you like those burly types instead?

>>1953059

Burly is cute.

>>1953060

will you find it in your hometown?

Merry Christmas!

>>1953064

<3

going to see my family see you guys hope you have a good day today!

>>1953067

hewwo

>>1953075

Thank you for stopping by!

Hope you have a good crimmus too!

>>1953078

>>1953080

I became chun-li at some point.

I come to fuck.

I came to fuck and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of fuck.

>>1953089

I know, Theseius, you desperately wanted some fuck, but unfortunately Echo has all my fuck, so I'm all out.

I have not a single fuck.

>>1953093

I can assist with your goal.

>>1953094

how...?

Merry Christmas Everyone

You can have mine if you wish.

I have some fuck to spare.

>>1953095

First thing is to cum in your mouth.

>>1953096

Merry Christmas Smiles!

Rin with that ass so tight

Won't you ride my face tonight

>>1953102

Pay attention.

I'm all out of fuck.

>>1953103

B-But muh tanjobi thoo

>>1953096

Smiles! -hug-!

>>1953098

Uhh...

>>1953099

but we're not married

My dudes

Merry Christmas Lewds

's muh d00d l00d

>>1953109

Sup boi. Posting those chinese sluts I see

How you been going through Christmas?

>>1953110

Heyy, did you get as tipsy as you needed to?

>>1953107

>>1953111

I got a little, luckily it was enough.

Merry Christmas my duwudes

>>1953114

i has a folder

Merry Christmas Eman.

>>1953115

merry christmas

Did you get everything you wanted?

>>1953118

Turkey turkey turkey!

>>1953119

dat dinde. breast w/ stuffing pls.

Almost.

some things are still missing.

>>1953113

I got a little too, but not enough to feel more than tipsy. I'll make up for it soon though

>>1953122

I love Christmas, man. Everything is comfy and shit. I got some wineglasses and some cups from a brand that my family likes to give, and a pair of nice gloves. You?

>>1953123

Oh? Everyone drinking tonight again? My my..

Oh like what? 200pp play? :^)

>>1953120

Of course you want the breast.

>>1953122

Oh yo, bout to get dat turkey on.

Youu?

>>1953124

I have a present for you, it's Echo's love.

Like you

>>1953123

Yeah, gotta love the togetherness of the holidays man

From my family I got some comfy sweaters, a fancy bottle ofg wine, and some gift cards

From my weeaboo friends I got a Megumin daki, a 50 Gal keg of Orange Wheat beer, some cocaine and weed, oh and a keyboard

>>1953126

lol silly Wish thanksgiving was weeks ago

We're fucking spics so we ended up ordering a cows head like on a platter

It was weird af but tasted so good

I got trashed tho

>>1953126

Wow, gay.

Can I have yours instead?

I'll pretend to be you.

>>1953126

white meat. I don't like dark meat much.

>>1953125

What are you, a casual? :3

>>1953128

>daki

Pictures

But overall pretty good haul there my nigga. How much you given for?

>>1953132

I mean, I could go again tonight, but SD doesn't wanna.

>>1953133

You rely on SD to drink?

Gross.

>>1953128

Yeah see, we have Thanksgiving back in October so we're not sick of turkey come Christmas.

Wtf gross

>>1953129

I'm sorry, that's reserved for me.

>>1953130

What? Are you racist?

>>1953132

>

Yeah, it was a pretty good bday/Christmas

What did I give out? Just small gifts for my siblings and niece

I did a ss with my friends too but I just got my ss a nice watch and a 100 steam gift card lol

Wow, cold.

>>1953134

Not really, but it's a little late for me to go out, plus all my real life friends are kinda busy, Rin left or was supposed to, as did Subbu, noone else but SD is really around and if he's not gonna drink and do dumbshit with me, I'm not gonna start only to watch youtube videos, or play osu or league badly and alone.

>>1953136

LMAO Show it to Ikt, he'll be jelly af. Dont they have two sides tho?

Yeah okay sounds like you haven't just raked in the gifts. I think I got for a fair bit more than I gave

Yeah, it's pretty cold up here.

You're cold.

>>1953135

I ain't really a big fan of turkey

Maybe it's the way my family cooks it but it's usually too dry for me

Unless you guys have tons of gravy I wont eat t

We also had Pizza, Chicken wings, Salad, some tofu that looked liek trash, Ham, and beans and rice lol

Check out my lewd Megoomin

My sister asked me if it was a sex doll LMAO

I was like "nah man, it's just a pillow" then she was like "Oh okay, but like what's the purpose of it?"

>>1953139

I know Im waiting for him to post so I can be tell him I pretend the pillow is him every time I sleep with it

Honestly I love the OMO Cat sweater I got

It looks so dope

A E S T H E T I C

Well yeah, cold temperatures makes for a cold me.

>>1953142

Yeah, you guys probably cook it wrong lmao.

I mean you need lots of gravy, but it shouldn't be dry :^)

We had pizza and wings for dinner last night. That's a pretty weird feast tho tbh.

jfc that's a trash lewd side

Where did she grow those tits from?

>>1953138

RIP. I'm going pretty alright right now. Got a day off of all the bizniz tomorrow, then I'll probs be drinking 27th till the 1st. Gon b gud mane

>>1953142

Decent butt, but I've seen better. I'd probably get someone sluttier. How do you actually use it? Do you really just cuddle the thing? Are you gonna be the kinda guy bringing it to cons?

>>1953135

Nope. I just don't like the flavor. Like dark meat chicken, if it's not done right, it tastes like the smell of fart.

>>1953148

Yepp, sounds pretty racist to me.

>>1953144

Who knows man, it's turkey though so I missing out on much lmao

I dunno man, we tried to get a bit of everything so if a cows head on a platter isnt your thing then there's other stuff

My sis counts calories just like you so she made some tofu shit

Hey don't talk shit on my gift

I'll go over there and slap you

>>1953145

I just cuddle it to sleep cause I always have used pillows to sleep

I'd take it to cons for the lolz

My dad hasnt seen it, I keep it hidden from him lmao

>>1953146

Nah, definitely not.

>>1953149

yep. i am. I favor chocolate milk.

>>1953150

I'll expect to see it when I visit Cali.

And yeah probably good call to hide it from your dad, you'll end up in a fucking whats-all-the-racket-up-here-son comic

>>1953150

>so I missing out on much lmao

Yeah you are.

I mean, I wouldn't eat a cow head tbh.

Fam I just count them, I don't watch what I eat because of it.

Bitch my daki is 30x better. Just pillowless :^)

>>1953151

>not even strawberry

smfh

>>1953153

Strawberry isn't strawberry enough though. It's gotta be the real thang. It can't have even any hint of artificial.

>>1953153

Saved

>>1953155

>Move out

What, I thought you had your own place as it is, how worthless are you man LOL

>>1953157

I got kicked out cause I was partying it way too much lmao

>>1953159

You were kicked out, but you still live at your parents? Huh?

>>1953154

Real strawberries are puke city.

>>1953155

Turkey is the shit tho fam.

I mean I get head all the time :^)

Disgusting

I'm not degen enough to cuddle with an anime body pillow

>>1953157

Pervert.