710411 No.1855610
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
When you cum, but he keeps on succ'n Edition
496145 No.1855613
I might be about to start Fallout 4 over for the third time in as many days.
496145 No.1855615
496145 No.1855616
Never mind that needs the DLCs that I don't have.
496145 No.1855618
I'll show you working it.
496145 No.1855623
I meant the game and mods to do what I want them to.
What were you thinking?
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2759fe No.1855629
>>1855626
Tomatoes don't rawr! Silly
9bd7fe No.1855630
496145 No.1855631
Too lazy to find one for boys.
I don't play a boy, and I rarely take the clothes off peoples' backs anymore anyway.
9bd7fe No.1855633
make a mod where you're taken to a raiders rape dungeon when you die
496145 No.1855635
Why would it be a raider rape dungeon, though?
Raider's ain't shit - it should be based on what you died to.
2ddda3 No.1855637
Supermutant rape would be sexxier anyway.
684bdf No.1855638
You're all such fags, goddamn
9bd7fe No.1855641
Why is Megumin so incredibly perfect?
684bdf No.1855642
She doesn't even have a dick!
684bdf No.1855644
Stop acting like it's not what you wish she's packing in her pants as well
496145 No.1855645
Megumin is perfect as she is.
684bdf No.1855646
Then give her the D so she at least has one
496145 No.1855647
I infact did restart Fallout 4 again because I added a mod that tweaks ammo, and how firing guns works, and my .308 was renamed but still pointed right so while it didn't really matter it was really confusing.-
496145 No.1855648
Now I'm listening to my Starcraft music while I make a new face.
Send help.
684bdf No.1855651
riiight, not gonna trick me
2ddda3 No.1855652
>>1855647
The only mods I do are shit like playable children, killable children, hair and faces, and high res texture packs.
I am the heartless loli of the waste.
496145 No.1855653
>>1855652
I've considered it but for everything I have to work with kidlets I'd need probably easily triple my mod-load.
It's, like, the one immersion quality I don't have installed because heck.
496145 No.1855654
ikt, I made you some chicken tendies for lunchies.
f970cf No.1855655
stir fry or sammich and early night?
710411 No.1855656
>>1855655
Stir fry sandwich
2ddda3 No.1855657
>>1855653
>I've considered it
Which part?
f970cf No.1855658
>>1855656
>ever having stirfry without two slices of buttered bread to back it up
what kind of casual do you take me for, scoob?
2759fe No.1855659
496145 No.1855660
>>1855657
Adding kids, playable and otherwise.
And being the cold-hearted loli sniper witch that rules Lexington.
710411 No.1855661
>>1855658
Then you have your answer
f970cf No.1855662
>>1855661
in order to cook it i need to engage full house cleaning mode tho
710411 No.1855663
>>1855662
>Distress_Beacon.gif
2ddda3 No.1855665
>>1855660
They aren't that crazy, I went for max immersion actually, I had a lot of mods for environmental mods, I wasn't as worried about names on guns or ammo specifications though, that's trivial,
I might still have screen caps
It was fallout3, I have done no mods in 4.
496145 No.1855666
>>1855664
What kind of sauce did you want for dipping?
>>1855665
Oh, FO3 was easy.
I had kids, killable and playable, environmental shit - I didn't have the same weapon overhauls as I do now in 4, though.
9bd7fe No.1855667
>>1855666
Chilli sauce nom
f970cf No.1855668
>>1855663
its not like i cant do it, but fuck me if i cant be arsed
9bd7fe No.1855670
>ywn drift down the touge with your drift buddies
684bdf No.1855672
and then they fucked, the end
710411 No.1855673
>>1855668
Well. If you do it now. Then you wont have it to do later.
Like ive just done a mock theory test, washed up and hoovered. Though I cannot be bothered.
9409b8 No.1855674
>>1855673
im hungry now, shits gonna get washed
now i kinda want haddock tho
2ddda3 No.1855676
>>1855666
Oh, I won't be modding until I build myself a rig, my last one was great, but after 8 years and a hard drive everything else wasn't worth reusing.
8eacd2 No.1855677
i had to go to the local internet cafe today and there was a portly young fellow with unkempt facial hair in sweatpants watching the anime with the girl ikt posts and you could hear the squeaking lolis bleeding out of his earphones
it was harrowing
8eacd2 No.1855679
he was also downloading shit through mega and making it so the internet was unusuably slow for everyone else.
710411 No.1855680
>>1855674
Why not stir fry and haddock
8eacd2 No.1855681
and watching spanish let's plays on youtube
when the ad for the new jumanji started playing he watched it through to the end
you really have to wonder about some people.
496145 No.1855682
>>1855671
Please remember to bring your dishes to the sink when you're finished eating so I can clean them ~
>>1855676
The best part of modding FO3 and Oblivion was getting to the point where the game couldn't even function anymore.
8eacd2 No.1855683
then again i watched the trailer for the new jumanji and i thought it was pretty good so who am i to judge.
9bd7fe No.1855684
>mega
>spanjool
>lets plays
>no adblock
did you kill him
9bd7fe No.1855685
wait why do YOU need to go to an internet cafe
do these things even still exist lmao
8eacd2 No.1855686
i was in town at the atm and it wouldn't give me my money
so i went into the internet cafe to check my bank account and apparently i've been charged fees and my account is empty
and while i was there i put my copy of pokemon y on ebay so i could get some money to buy food
496145 No.1855687
I lost my nail clippers and now my nails are really long and it's kind of gross.
f891e1 No.1855688
>>1855687
just keep them clean underneath and paint them
684bdf No.1855690
>>1855687
girls got long nails, it's alright
9bd7fe No.1855691
496145 No.1855692
>>1855688
It's really awkward doing certain things with long nails, and because I bite them when anxiety levels raise they're uneven and polish is a bad idea.
Maybe once I start relaxing in general.
>>1855689
That's something I do when I start getting anxious.
>>1855690
Sporty girls and dykes don't. :thinking:
684bdf No.1855693
2ddda3 No.1855694
>>1855682
I never got that far.
I played through most of fo3 3 times before I even used cheats, and then a few more times before I modded anything.
f891e1 No.1855695
>>1855692
maybe the polish will deter you from biting them and that will just help you with that problem too
684bdf No.1855696
496145 No.1855697
>>1855693
I'm happiest with some activity.
I used to jog daily, and I enjoy sports insofar as it's fun to run around and play the game with friends.
Don't care much for keeping score.
>>1855694
Oh, well then.
I got that far then I realized that I probably don't need that many things.
>>1855695
Yes, because I bite my nails because they taste so good.
You need to understand that it's an anxiety thing - the polish won't deter me from biting them in any capacity at all.
f891e1 No.1855698
>>1855696
i just woke up
>>1855697
im not saying theyd taste bad with polish
the idea of nail biting makes me cringe. its like biting off dead skin
684bdf No.1855699
>>1855697
Can still jog with long nails, keep them~
>>1855698
And now, you get back in bed, and sleep
f891e1 No.1855700
>>1855699
im too tired to sleep
2ddda3 No.1855701
>>1855697
I downloaded a bunch but I only ran certain ones on certain characters, I had a notepad doc for which ones to select for which character.
496145 No.1855702
>>1855698
You were suggesting wearing polish would deter me from biting.
>>1855699
9bd7fe No.1855703
I don't like it when people touch me code ;_;
8eacd2 No.1855704
i don't like it when people touch my chode ;_;
496145 No.1855705
I should make a folder of Satomi and Satoko.
It'd be perfect for me.
f891e1 No.1855706
>>1855702
well maybe it would give you reason to preserve appearance not taste
496145 No.1855708
>>1855706
If preserving appearance were an issue I wouldn't bite my nails for them to be so uneven to begin with.
684bdf No.1855709
>>1855700
Can't be too tired to sleep. Can only be too tired to be awake!
>>1855702
;-;
496145 No.1855710
Actually, no, I think the importance of appearance probably only exacerbates the anxiety that provokes the nail biting.
>>1855709
No saf
only survive
f891e1 No.1855711
>>1855709
im too woke to sleep
684bdf No.1855712
>>1855710
survival of your nails
>>1855711
>Feku woke as fuck
496145 No.1855713
>>1855712
If I can find my clippers, I'll cut them and paint them.
Though I only have an aquamarine and I don't think I ahve any clothes to go with it.
8eacd2 No.1855714
wait a fucking second
us dennis the menace
is a different dennis to the uk dennis the menace?
woah
f891e1 No.1855715
496145 No.1855716
Frick, I actually found them.
I guess I have to find my polish now.
684bdf No.1855717
>>1855713
Painted nails is good too
>>1855715
Don't worry Feku, soon you'll be rid of me
496145 No.1855718
>>1855717
Maybe I'll see how long I can comfortably grow them.
But if they get in the way of crafting stars or gaming the play of roles then I swear to heck they're going.
f891e1 No.1855719
>>1855717
thats totally my intention and im glad its working out
684bdf No.1855720
>>1855718
That makes sense.
Don't let them be too much of a burden
>>1855719
Good, you must be very happy then
496145 No.1855723
It feels nice having short nails again. =w=
9409b8 No.1855724
>>1855680
because i now have a big ass plate of chicken chow mein
i am not good at estimating portion sizes in a pan
686603 No.1855725
SR WAS SO FUCKIN GOOD
THAT SURPRISE AT THE END
NOTHING BUT BADASSERY
686603 No.1855726
684bdf No.1855727
>>1855725
You go to bed too
f891e1 No.1855728
>>1855720
idk i might not be thinking straight
my schedule messed up my fap times and i havent done it in 48 hours
710411 No.1855729
>>1855724
Good job my dude
684bdf No.1855731
>>1855728
>i might not be thinking straight
hahaha, fag
686603 No.1855732
>>1855730
samus returns
>>1855727
ive been in bed all morning and afternoon
I hope the local chinese joint has good priced grilled items
684bdf No.1855733
>>1855732
home-cooked food best food though!
f891e1 No.1855735
>>1855731
im not gay
REEERUUREURERUEREEEE
684bdf No.1855736
>>1855734
Never too lazy to cook
>>1855735
sure, sure~
8eacd2 No.1855737
just want a girl who steals my clothes to wear them
686603 No.1855738
>>1855736
you cook for me
I wonder how Danish food is
f891e1 No.1855739
>>1855736
i wanna destroy her ass
684bdf No.1855741
>>1855738
It's pretty good~
>>1855739
yeah, well, you can't cause she's not real!
9409b8 No.1855742
>>1855726
i have small hands
>>1855729
and now im full, was okish
>>1855737
isnt that all of them?
f891e1 No.1855743
>>1855740
wtf of course left
>>1855741
become smart and advance technology for me to allow for it
684bdf No.1855744
>>1855743
Even if I became smart enough, I would never make anime real
686603 No.1855745
>>1855742
use your fist and a half
>>1855741
that dank rye bread
8eacd2 No.1855746
hold on grim what are you asking him to do with his fist
684bdf No.1855747
>>1855745
Acquired taste I believe. Never met a foreigner who liked it.
Both healthy and filling however
686603 No.1855748
>>1855746
measure serving sizes
>>1855747
what the shit?
first time I had rye I loved it
f891e1 No.1855750
>>1855744
i feel like you're secretly a weeb thats more degenerate than me sometimes
686603 No.1855751
what type/combo do you see yourself
710411 No.1855752
Ice, Ghost, Ground.
I think.
684bdf No.1855753
>>1855750
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not
>>1855751
Probably closest to Ice tbh
8eacd2 No.1855754
8eacd2 No.1855755
wait hold on i didn't read it
i thought normal meant normal :(
f891e1 No.1855756
wtf i cant relate to any of those its all too positive
>>1855753
stop posting anime pictures on an anime board!!
686603 No.1855758
>>1855752
2 max!
I see myself as flying/poison on here and electric/fighting irl
684bdf No.1855760
>>1855748
Also this kind of rye bread?
The rye bread I had in the US was completely different from this stuff
686603 No.1855761
>>1855760
I didn't know there was that much of a difference
looks like ill have to look for the danish brand
9bd7fe No.1855762
>>1855751
wtf none of these descriptions
710411 No.1855764
>>1855758
Aye sounds about right tbh
9bd7fe No.1855765
>>1855763
they're all to positive
f891e1 No.1855766
>>1855757
im confused whats that clip
710411 No.1855767
I want to start making my own bread, that would be pretty neat. Looks fun
684bdf No.1855768
>>1855761
There are quite a few brands though~.
Could also just be the one I stayed at who bought some odd kind of rye bread, I don't know.
>>1855763
Eh, I don't know... Doesn't look anything like pic or https://johannesworldoffood.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/rugbrc3b8d-alimindeligt.jpg
>>1855766
>Wolfenstein - 'Nowhere to Run' Gameplay Trailer (PEGI)
A game I guess
2ddda3 No.1855769
>>1855768
That's that sourdough rye bread right, I want to try it.
496145 No.1855770
>>1855751
Grass for sure, but I'm some weird mix of Grass, Water, Psychic, Rock, Dark, Ice, and maybe Steel?
I don't think Steel, really, but maybe.
If I had to pick just two, Grass/Ice.
684bdf No.1855771
>>1855769
I don't know, I only know the name rugbrød, but it could well be
686603 No.1855772
>>1855768
looks similar mane
9bd7fe No.1855773
684bdf No.1855774
>>1855772
hmm.. Okay yeah, does. I'm just blind
2ddda3 No.1855775
>>1855771
Yeah, I looked it up, rugbröd sounds awesome.
Mail me some please.
684bdf No.1855776
night night
>>1855775
It might go back before it reaches you. I can't
686603 No.1855777
2ddda3 No.1855778
>>1855776
Okay, any chance they sell local yeast starters at least? Waite are there online shops for local yeasts from around the world, if not, I could make some money with this idea.
2ddda3 No.1855780
It's already a thing, sourdough international.
They sell sourdough starters from around the world.
9bd7fe No.1855781
f1f8a4 No.1855782
2ddda3 No.1855783
d3f3c0 No.1855784
>When the lady at work asks if you are single for a girl who after a week of me working there apparently has a crush on me, but upon finding out I'm gay I am introduced to some other guy with no inclination he is into me so I think nothing of it only to have his phone number left at my station with no explanation
I hope to god this doesn't get awkward. I only talked to him once even.
496145 No.1855785
>>1855784
inb4 workplace drama
d3f3c0 No.1855786
>>1855785
There is so much gossip there.
So many chatty black ladies. I love it so much. They tell me everything.
8eacd2 No.1855787
you just reminded me of when a girl left her phone number in my math book
and i thought it was a joke or for someone else and i threw it away
fuck
710411 No.1855789
Lol faggots are terrible.
9bd7fe No.1855795
>>1855794
i hate the universe
c7230b No.1855796
>>1855795
Same tbh.
But why?
9bd7fe No.1855797
>>1855796
I accepted a pull request that's complete bullshit
c7230b No.1855798
>>1855797
Do- another one, that un does the previous one.
That's how that works. ...right?
2ddda3 No.1855799
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>>1855787
Hey loco, rumor just posted this.
710411 No.1855800
9409b8 No.1855801
tfw nobody enjoys your dank haxx
2ddda3 No.1855802
>>1855800
Never said it wasn't.
2759fe No.1855805
d3f3c0 No.1855806
My skin looks fantastic but my suffering borders on madness.
9bd7fe No.1855807
why do i do this to myself a less weird person would have just released the piece of shit
2ddda3 No.1855808
>>1855806
My hair is not a mess anymore.
d3f3c0 No.1855809
>>1855808
Sitting in the restaurant before everyone arrives, wondering why life does not have the persuasiveness that death has.
d3f3c0 No.1855810
Imagine if everyone on the internet encouraged & complimented each other & were just nice. What passionless, paltry mediocrities we would be.
2ddda3 No.1855811
>>1855809
Because life is something we already have, and death is something we're all guaranteed.
2ddda3 No.1855812
>>1855810
Don't we already do that?
d3f3c0 No.1855813
>>1855811
>>1855812
It is powerful like a god's idea, turbulent like a world's life, harrowing in its earnestness. Diet peach Snapple is my everything.
d3f3c0 No.1855814
If a person does not first make clear to himself the meaning of “self,” he can't take a good selfie.
710411 No.1855815
Imagine if squash just killed himself? wouldnt that be great
2ddda3 No.1855816
>>1855813
Very poetic, let me do one
Long like the day
Filled with spunk
Shut up already
And put it in my butt
How'd I do?
d3f3c0 No.1855818
>>1855816
>>1855815
Bronze is so pretty & def one of my favorite tones. Its dull gleam reminds us to rejoice even while we suffer.
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a3872b No.1855821
>>1855820
what up DOA what's the scuttlebutt
d3f3c0 No.1855822
>>1855819
Feeling extra thin thanks to the pain that eats away at my spirit.
2ddda3 No.1855823
>>1855818
Not if you polish it shiny.
a3872b No.1855824
oh shit i have the image i would use to make fun of fortune with in this folder
good times
a3872b No.1855825
>>1855822
life is a real bitch sometimes, huh?
d3f3c0 No.1855826
>>1855823
One grows pale with the thought of death, so always keep some blush in your purse.
2759fe No.1855827
a3872b No.1855828
>>1855827
like what's the happenings/gossip etc
d3f3c0 No.1855829
>>1855825
If you seek oblivion in sensuality, in dissolute living, to escape the self you do not wish to be, Paris is always a good idea.
2759fe No.1855830
>>1855828
Playing World of Warcraft
2759fe No.1855831
>>1855829
>seeking oblivion in dissolute living and sensuality
Just seek oblivion in reckless behaviour tbh
a3872b No.1855832
>>1855829
are you like copypasting kanra paragraphs or something lol
>>1855830
people still play that game?
did you ever see the movie? i've heard mixed reviews
d3f3c0 No.1855834
>>1855832
>>1855831
Find comfort in the sadness of turtlenecks.
a3872b No.1855835
>>1855833
it must not be that exciting if you're posting at the same time
i would want to be totally into the game tbh
that's why i don't play games anymore
no fun allowed
2ddda3 No.1855836
>>1855826
I blush in the face of death, she's a cute girl after all.
a3872b No.1855837
oops thumbnail
pls gib timeout
a3872b No.1855838
griddelz would you bone kyle?
d3f3c0 No.1855839
>>1855836
Look at my little cutie in a Baby Yeezy Bullet Proof Vest, screaming in anticipation of the inescapable terrors of life.
2759fe No.1855840
>>1855834
I don't own any
>>1855835
I'm too autistic to stop doing things like this while I play video games. Right now I'm just waiting for an egg to hatch so I can go back to my Paladin
2ddda3 No.1855841
>>1855838
Is Kyle squash?
Idk, I don't want some strange dog disease.
>>1855839
I have a plate carrier with a full set of triple curve ar500 plates, and 6x8 side plates.
d3f3c0 No.1855842
>>1855841
>>1855840
From God, man learned silence; but from men, man learned to talk, and leave MEAN COMMENTS on social media!
a3872b No.1855843
>>1855840
>waiting for an egg to hatch
sounds really boring. and you're waiting for the thread to refresh on top of that? i could learn a thing or two from your level of patience
>>1855841
yeah squash. i feel like you would probably give but not receive
not sure kyle's preferred orientation but i kinda imagine him as a switch hitter
2759fe No.1855844
>>1855842
I don't have social media
a3872b No.1855845
switch hitter is not the right term but i meant someone who gives and receives
i'm sure there is a good term for this
2759fe No.1855846
>>1855843
I was standing in the spaceship for a while, but now I'm doing things
a3872b No.1855847
>>1855846
jeez yeah you gotta keep moving or you'll fall asleep
you don't have any social media? good for you
i blocked facebook from myself at home because every once in awhile i do something stupid drunk
496145 No.1855848
Heck it's hot out.
Someone cool me off.
d3f3c0 No.1855849
>>1855844
Again I am burdened by a heaviness of the soul. Not gonna call it baby weight bc thats an excuse.
d3f3c0 No.1855850
>>1855845
You mean a switch?
f891e1 No.1855851
If i unscrew the shower head from the nozzle do you reckon i could use it as an enema?
d3f3c0 No.1855852
>>1855848
Dressing for fall can be tough. Even a go-to sweater can't insulate you from despair.
d3f3c0 No.1855853
Unscrew shower head.
Insert bullion cubes.
Reattach shower head.
Wait.
a3872b No.1855854
>>1855848
yeah it was 35C here today
i think that was a record
>>1855850
so i essentially did use the right time
huh
2ddda3 No.1855855
>>1855842
Struck a chord did I?
>>1855843
I could go either way, but it would have to be with a tranny, a girl fucking my ass would be okay.
a3872b No.1855856
496145 No.1855857
>>1855851
I would not suggest it.
>>1855852
I dress for fall just fine.
It's just that it's still summer even though it's fall and it was fall last week so why the heck is it summer.
>>1855854
It's heck and I want to die.
How are you?
f891e1 No.1855858
>>1855857
What's a good method to getting a clean asshole?
d3f3c0 No.1855859
>>1855855
You would top me though, right?
>>1855857
Hegelian philosophy posits the thesis that the outer is the inner & the inner is the outer, but I think it's elegant to twist it into a bun.
a3872b No.1855860
>>1855855
ah so you're like ALL about traps
i can't really handle the obvious ones with donkey dongs
>>1855857
pretty good. just been moving from AC to AC. not too bad really. and i think a lot of people must have gone home early because i got home in an hour which is unheard of for friday
496145 No.1855861
>>1855858
Get proper tools.
>>1855859
Did S4H hack your brain?
Did he finally do it?
I think we're doomed, guys.
>>1855860
Naisu desuyone.
2759fe No.1855862
>>1855847
I haven't had social media for around 6 years now. Didn't need it then, don't need it now
>>1855851
No. Too much water pressure in a shower head
You would need something to lower the pressure
d3f3c0 No.1855863
>>1855861
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. A bankrupt age disguises itself in extravagance.
2ddda3 No.1855864
>>1855859
I don't remember what you look like, also how much do you weigh?
>>1855860
Yeah, traps are nice, I mean maybe a really cute boy, or an androgynous boy.
2759fe No.1855865
>>1855849
I am burdened by knowing my existence is a burden to others, so I guess that's kind of similar
f891e1 No.1855866
>>1855861
But my parents might think I'm gay
>>1855862
What if i turn it on low
d3f3c0 No.1855867
>>1855864
Like, 190 or something.
>>1855865
Want that perfect pout? Form your lips such that when the sigh of deep and hidden anguish passes through them, it sounds like music.
a3872b No.1855869
>>1855861
quality chat
>>1855862
yeah you really don't. i really only keep facebook around for old contacts i don't have anywhere else
one or two i will ever end up using probably
>>1855864
yeah you know i don't think i would ever act on anything, but i have to admit that i've been somewhat entranced by really effeminate charismatic homos before
496145 No.1855873
>>1855869
I don't really have much to say right now, sorry.
2759fe No.1855874
>>1855866
That's in the shower head, not the pipe
>>1855867
I prefer to make music with an instrument
>>1855869
I didn't really like it, because I did stupid thing
a3872b No.1855875
>>1855872
more like teepoo amirite
what's good
>>1855873
it is
all good
don't worry about it
d3f3c0 No.1855876
>>1855874
It is said that God allows the sun to shine upon the good & the wicked, to help bring out that summer bronze you've been working so hard on.
686603 No.1855877
>>1855875
I don't wanna be a mean bean to you
I'm sore as hell, my arms are screaming at me constantly
how are you
a3872b No.1855878
>>1855874
lemme guess
you're not going to tell me the stupid thing you did on facebook
2ddda3 No.1855879
Fuck yeah I would fuck squash.
Also my phone just tried to auto correct fuck to cuck, weird.
>>1855869
Those guys are usually entranced by me.
f891e1 No.1855880
>>1855871
Nope. I'm just cleaning out my ass cuz I've been getting powdery lava shits.
Also the nozzle end was flared outwards so i couldnt stick it in anyways. I did the next best thing which was spread and max pressure.
a3872b No.1855881
>>1855877
why so sore? training for a marathon?
very good i must say. a lot of things fell into place this week
my apt lease being extended for one
which is great cause like moving would be shitty af right now
>>1855879
i think you're kyle's type for sure
he likes bears with bellies
f132d7 No.1855882
>>1855867
that shirt is pretty good
a3872b No.1855883
> lava shits
>tfw
gotta stop eating so many bfast sandwiches
f891e1 No.1855884
>>1855874
I meant the nozzle connecting the showerhead to the hose that connects to the pipe.
Did you have a mental image of me raising my ass 8 feet in the air to connect it to the pipe?
2ddda3 No.1855885
>>1855881
I don't really have a belly though.
a3872b No.1855886
>>1855882
ITS RETRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
d3f3c0 No.1855887
I like sloppy bears.
Something about disheveled men is attractive to me.
f891e1 No.1855888
>>1855883
I think it's cuz im eating too much curry.
Curry is easy but it has drawbacks
d3f3c0 No.1855889
>>1855882
It was only 2 bucks.
d3f3c0 No.1855891
Grids is stacked and I would cuddle him.
He makes my kokoro go doki doki.
a3872b No.1855892
>>1855887
i've been so sloppy lately
you should have seen me today. i was a little too high at work lol
>>1855888
yeah man you can't too many consecutive meals
space that shit out
literally
d3f3c0 No.1855893
>>1855892
I can only hope you showered at least.
d3f3c0 No.1855895
Gold is actually rather common and an archaic method of equalizing communal wealth.
710411 No.1855896
Communal Wealth
tell me more daddy
d3f3c0 No.1855897
We are all equal in our lord's eyes.
Bleed red comrad.
2759fe No.1855898
>>1855876
I don't really go outside, so no bronze on me
>>1855878
Nope, I would prefer not too
>>1855884
For some reason I was thinking pipe = hose since they're kind of connected
None of our shower heads have something like that
710411 No.1855899
Woah. That sounds awfully like Christian Fundementalism. That is the gateway of Fascism. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a3872b No.1855900
>>1855893
of course dude shower every morning and actually woke up extra early today so could concentrate on my morning body cleansing ritual more
>>1855894
<3
remember when we used to beef kinda?
i don't even ironically like you now
i like really really really do like you
it's weird
>>1855898
why?
please tell me?
2759fe No.1855901
>>1855900
Because I'm ashamed of myself and thinking about it makes my stomach go into knots
2ddda3 No.1855902
>>1855890
So, whatchu up to?
>>1855891
I might cuddle a squishy squash as well.
a3872b No.1855903
my friend is telling me i should get into cryptocurrencies
undecided so far
a3872b No.1855904
>>1855901
but it's the anonymous internet
use this place like therapy like i do
710411 No.1855906
>>1855900
It is weird right?
And cryptocurrency is what... bitcoins?
2759fe No.1855907
>>1855904
And it's an identifiable situation which is more like pseudo anonymity
I pay a therapist for that
a3872b No.1855908
>>1855902
just normal friday shit
gonna finish this wine
then walk to the mexican place and pick up a case of beer
my new steez lately is to pick up my wine the day before
so i can come straight home after work on friday, blaze up, have dinner, and start drinking
a3872b No.1855909
>>1855906
yeah like bitcoin shit
i think it's still a little too new for my tastes because i guess there was a pretty massive crash a few years ago
but apparently by 2042 or some shit all the bitcoins will be taken cause there's a finite amount of bitcoins?
i'm still trying to understand it tbh
>>1855907
oh shit so did what you did make the news or something?
2759fe No.1855911
>>1855909
No, but it's something enough people know about to be able to be recognized
a3872b No.1855912
DOA must have like fucking humiliated an nbomb lmao and got arrested for cyberbullying
710411 No.1855913
>>1855909
SDounds like capitalistic mumbojumbo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyhow imma go grab a big ol scotch and go to bed
later tatter
a3872b No.1855914
he used to be such a different poster....
2759fe No.1855916
>>1855912
No, it was something else
a3872b No.1855917
>>1855916
did it involve nudes in anyway?
yours or someone's you know?
2759fe No.1855918
a3872b No.1855919
>>1855918
GODDAMN IT DOA
brb liquor store
2759fe No.1855920
>>1855919
That's quite an image
c59eca No.1855921
>>1855919
>Can't into furry role play
I say he succeeded.
2ddda3 No.1855922
>>1855905
Oh?
>>1855906
Yeah, I been looking into it too, you gotta have a really good computer and really good internet, and it usually costs more in electricity than you make.
>>1855908
I used to stop on my way home on Fridays and buy a couple bottles of liquor, uniform and all.
686603 No.1855923
>>1855881
awesome man
affordable rent is life
nah I've been pumping weights extra hard
looks like I found my limit to how much I can work out at once
2759fe No.1855925
2ddda3 No.1855927
>>1855924
Damn, what ever happened to yoghurt?
686603 No.1855928
>>1855927
motorcycle accident
f132d7 No.1855929
>>1855927
he moved to Norway. presumably not for the tall, buff, heavily accented lumberjacks.
a3872b No.1855930
lol the tequila sample lady wouldn't take a tip like the tecate sample lady would last week
"oh no that's ok we don't take tips"
"who is we," i thought
>>1855920
yoghurt was a classy dude
>>1855921
remember the buildup to his cock showing?
it was like an event
>>1855922
it's just weird to be able to have liquor in the crib when you're not drinking it
it's a new concept
>>1855923
yeah no sense in over exerting and not being able to function lol
be careful!
c59eca No.1855931
>>1855930
I feel honored to not be a part of the community that has knowledge of this posters phallus.
a3872b No.1855932
>>1855931
AND IT WAS ALL FOR AMY AHAHAHAHAHA
a3872b No.1855936
>>1855935
yeah the vidya programming want to ky dude
c59eca No.1855937
>>1855936
Ah yes, I recall the skirt pictures.
I only assumed it a natural uniform of the Scots.
f132d7 No.1855938
i remember that time amy and i got him to jack off to my voice and then laid it on him that i was a fifteen year old boy
and he was apparently looking at pictures of ritsu because that's who amy was posting
mang
a3872b No.1855940
but then i saw ben's face and was all like LOL
c59eca No.1855941
>>1855939
You're referring to another?
a3872b No.1855942
>>1855941
no i was just saying like
dat amy
a3872b No.1855943
remember when like erin made amy mod
then amy went phsycho and raged and posted his login in thread
then like kyle made a board or something
good times
a3872b No.1855944
c59eca No.1855945
>>1855942
Yep yep. Don't think he took much pride in his ass, I only recall him posting his stomach.
a3872b No.1855946
>>1855945
the wannabe girlyboys never have butts
see nezi
a3872b No.1855947
it seems like you need hormones to get that butt
c59eca No.1855948
>>1855946
Well yeah boys have poor flat square asses. It truly is a shame.
a3872b No.1855949
>>1855948
truly the lesser sex
a3872b No.1855950
although bitches are kinda nuts tbh
why would you want to be one?
you must be even more nuts than bitches?
c59eca No.1855951
>>1855949
Both sexes are the most awful.
I identify as an A-10
a3872b No.1855952
>>1855951
i think gender fluid is the most funny so i usually ironically say that
c59eca No.1855953
>>1855952
Just be careful to not say it too often, lest it becomes true.
a3872b No.1855954
>>1855953
well i mean i do have a lot of feminine characteristics
2ddda3 No.1855956
>>1855928
Oh, how horrifying
>>1855929
He wasn't gay though...
>>1855938
That's good.
a3872b No.1855957
>>1855955
who even are you lol
c59eca No.1855959
>>1855957
A huge fuckin' nobody.
2ddda3 No.1855960
I got some hornitos, and some pizza, weekend is a go.
a3872b No.1855963
>>1855962
i'd like to know irregardless if you don't mind either way
c59eca No.1855964
>>1855963
Well since you wanna know I won't tell you, because I'm just a massive faggot that way.
d3f3c0 No.1855965
If I move back north we should totally date, Grids.
a3872b No.1855966
>>1855964
jesus man
well fuck i don't like playing guessing games
how is your oct lookin
>>1855965
or at least mutually masturbate
c59eca No.1855968
>>1855966
Gonna be a busy one.
a3872b No.1855970
>>1855968
what's goin down
>>1855969
same tbh
d3f3c0 No.1855971
I guess I can jerk him off with my asshole.
a3872b No.1855973
>>1855972
yeah i know how that goes
i think i'm going to have to quit weed again come xmas
a3872b No.1855976
>>1855974
no i'm going to need nuclear plant clearance lol
6dbe62 No.1855978
>>1855976
i used to have that.
a3872b No.1855979
>>1855977
ikr
>>1855978
i feel like at much as i smoke i will have to stop for a month and also cleanse lol
a3872b No.1855980
c59eca No.1855982
>>1855979
Reminds me of a guy I knew who drank 2 gallons of water to clean his system of ganja. He was in agony and pissing all day. And when he went to take his drug test they told him that his sample was too watered down and he's have to come in a few weeks later to take the test again. So the dumbass smoked all night to celebrate.
a3872b No.1855983
>>1855982
haha yeah i have a little more control than that
i quit cold turkey for a few years
d3f3c0 No.1855984
6 liters is the lethal amount for an average person.
I'm going to assume you are just lying.
a3872b No.1855985
686603 No.1855986
depends how fast u drink it tbh.
6dbe62 No.1855987
>>1855979
lol yeah, gotta purify, try a colon cleanse too.
>>1855984
I once drank a 1/4 of a gallon of everclear.
a3872b No.1855988
no joke we used to have water chugging contests in my backyard in grade school and this little asian dude almost died
a3872b No.1855989
his full name is really funny but i feel like i shouldn't post it
3e01f9 No.1855990
>>1855981
i'm a Fire type trainer who likes ghost types too!
and lighting type is okay too ^_^
c59eca No.1855992
>>1855983
Ahhhh Turkey, a great meal to eat while high.
a3872b No.1855993
>>1855987
oh so grids
i'm going to my first doctors appointment in like 10 years on tuesday
i'm expecting a finger in the butt tbh
c59eca No.1855995
>>1855984
>I can't drink 2 gallons of water in a day
>It must be lying
You sure showed me fagtron.
a3872b No.1855996
>>1855990
you're talking crazy like sqish
>>1855991
sup 10x
>>1855992
i'm also a vegetarian
6dbe62 No.1855997
>>1855993
enjoy it, bring your own lube and a toy for warm up, see how the doc reacts.
>>1855994
only my spirit.
7667c7 No.1855998
>>1855996
nothing really, just watching video games on twitch, wbu?
>>1855997
hi grids
c59eca No.1855999
>>1855996
That's fucking disgusting.
a3872b No.1856000
>>1855997
is it weird that i picked the doctor that sounded white?
i don't want a mexican fingering me
a3872b No.1856001
>>1855998
posting and drinking usual friday shit
why are canadians so prevalent lately
how do you feel about that based foreveralone newbuddy DOA
>>1855999
i can't stomach contributing to the suffering of sentient beings
c59eca No.1856002
>>1856001
So you eat oysters.
d3f3c0 No.1856003
>>1855995
Was it all at once or not.
Your phrasing is awkward as fuck.
6dbe62 No.1856004
>>1855998
hello canadanon, nice dragon maido you got there.
>>1856000
bet you he's a jew, ask him to use his nose.
c59eca No.1856005
>>1856003
One option kills him, the other does not.
I do wonder which it was.
a3872b No.1856006
>>1856002
no even when i did eat meat i didn't eat much seafood
that was the easiest to give up
i really only ever ate tuna fish in the can with mayo
and fishsticks
also top end caviar oddly enough
divorced parents
i really do enjoy seaweed now however
d3f3c0 No.1856007
Actually I've lost interest in the topic.
d3f3c0 No.1856008
>inb4 autistic list posting
c59eca No.1856009
>>1856006
By far, the gayest thing I've read in a while.
>>1856007
Tralala
2759fe No.1856010
>>1855930
They probably aren't supposed to take tips.I don't know who would say no to free money though
d3f3c0 No.1856011
a3872b No.1856012
>>1856004
he's most certainly either a german or a german jew
>>1856010
it depends on who sends them there i guess
2759fe No.1856013
>>1856012
I don't think so. I know I had someoen try to tip me when I was in retail, but I wasn't accepting it. Mostly because it was an old person and I'm just like that, I guess
a3872b No.1856014
someone make a new thread posting is lagging
a3872b No.1856016
>>1856013
what i mean is the tequila company that sent her there probably strictly told her not to take tips
also she was white and kinda out of place so maybe it was a conspiracy
2759fe No.1856017
It does that with 50 posts as well
The site is just garbo lul
c7230b No.1856022