/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>1855282

WOW.

Rude.

I stay up to say hey to you and this is the thanks~

Laptop-posting

>>1855287

Stop trying to give me false hope...

>when your work friend is playing LoL with you and you go go 14/0/16 as Cait and to top it off he tries to show you a meme and accidentally sends someones nude and he's a sloppy bear and that's the thing you like most

Good lord. Today is full of surprises.

>>1855291

Or did he mean to send the nude... Big think.

Wasn't his nude, but I still got it so I ain't complaining.

>>1855296

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rin best loli

>>1855296

Asuna is Scoots second best folder.

Give me liberty, or give me cuddles, sweet sweet violent cuddles.

>>1855301

>rejecting colbs

biggo mistak

>>1855301

*Cuddles*

Your liberty is mine now~

>>1855303

>>1855302

Hey squash, um, how are you?

>>1855306

Come to merica, I'll share them with you, and sneak me in an svt40, it would be greatly appreciated, I'll give you the monay for it.

Does that person actually do anything or just copy-paste bible passages like anyone gives a shit?

>>1855312

dont be mad

>>1855308

Asuka~ <3

>>1855309

Oooh, good taste Grids!

>>1855309

Fine. Sleeping soon. I have my overtime tomorrow.

>>1855314

Lucy or the svt40?

Also they are literally 4x the price here in America, I think I could copy an import Mark and get away with sneaking one from Canada, also lucy loud best loud.

>>1855315

I am only getting 32 hours this week, I took Monday off, and they found 1000 lost parts on Monday so I been on 8 hours all week.

>>1855312

They sent mormon missionaries to my house.

>>1855316

The latter, though the former is cute. Actually until you said her name I didn't know who the character even was. x3

>>1855318

She may be an annoying character but she is cute as heck~

>>1855317

Well.

Did you ask them to?

>>1855320

gay

>>1855323

I didn't think he would actually do it.

>>1855316

I'm looking at about 72 hours. 32 of them being overtime.

So I'm being paid for 88 hours of work.

>>1855324

That's what you get for doubting the internet.

>>1855326

It wasn't really a big deal though.

>>1855319

Who doesn't want a 54r sks?

I might try a 308 conversion on one of my sks's in the future and feed it from g3 mags.

>>1855324

But it's scientifically proven, they never came back and we were in that house for 5 years, thank jahova I was home alone and my dad wasn't there to stop me.

>>1855325

Lucky, I wish they were working me like that.

>>1855327

Are you more of a Rei person?

>>1855329

I forgot how into guns you were~

>>1855331

She's cute enough, it'd be nicer if she wasn't a puppet.

>>1855328

Were you nice to them?

>>1855308

So-so.

>>1855332

Are*

Yeah, I love guns, I want to make them my career, I own 16 now.

>>1855337

Well I prefer Maki, but why make a folder when I can just steal it from Emma.

Also, all the characters were pretty sub-par at best.

Own the parts for 17 and most of 18 and I need parts kits for 19 and 20.

>>1855340

>>1855342

I have even better ones.

>>1855335

Wew, I hope you manage it!

>>1855336

Rei with long hair is pretty adorable.

>>1855344

Oh, this one's Neru's.

Oh, yeah.

Echo likes tsunderes.

>>1855345

Gonna go to college on my gibill, got one picked, just waiting for the right time in the next year or two, I'm also going to apply for work at every gun store and range in my local area, just to jump start it, my end goal is gun designer and manufacturer, owning my own company.

>>1855348

Neru made the cat folder.

>>1855349

Tbh I don't even know what I like anymore

>>1855352

Oh right, well, yeah yeah, she's the cutest.

>>1855353

Nothing. just got bored of this board.

>>1855354

Not quite the cutest

>>1855355

Who's cuter than Emma ?

>>1855357

My waifu

>>1855356

That's what she said, just no longer fun.

She is still touch with some of the people.

>>1855351

I'm sure you'll figure it out - it's not my problem.

>>1855358

mkay.

>>1855360

>>1855363

At this point, pretty much just sleep.

I had a long day.

"THERE IS NO SOTO BUT MYSELF...KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE SOTO OF THE FURTHREADS AND PONYTHREADS?" - Soto, from his own greentext

>2013

>not serving Soto

IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SOTO AND CYBER WITH HIM IMMEDIATELY

IF THIS POSTS LAST DIGIT IS AN 8 THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE GREENTEXT RITUAL TONIGHT

GOOGLE SOTO + CHIRI AS THEIR LOVE IS BANNED

http://www.sotopropertymanagement.com/Worship.aspx

1ST RESULT ABOVE

PRESS "Continue"

"Soto helped me quit my deteriorating addiction to spice by cybering me." Bard, from one of his hugs n' advice threads

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT SHITPOSTERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!(Bern is as old as my mom)

"Those who oppose me I afflict with telling them to go kill themselves." - Soto, from "Minami's Group of Awesomer People" (referring to WIZ)

>>1855368

>>1855368

>>1855368

>>1855368

>>1855368

your facebook antics are on point

>>1855374

Reminds me of this gif too

hi

I tapped out the head guy today after a very intense and crazy session that went on for about 15 minutes or so and finally got him in a twister

>>1855371

ye the meme ones

lol@ anime meme pages

>>1855382

this is an edit im p sure

unless its from an ova

>>1855383

yes its edit

Look how cute little raven is

>>1855381

The shyit they post is lolz tho

Eyes no hugnie toniaht but ist time for tooabuea nana and it sdunawna

>>1855388

Words of Mormon 1: 4-5 And the things which are upon these plates pleasing me, because of the prophecies of the coming of Christ; and my fathers knowing that many of them have been fulfilled; yea, and I also know that as many things as have been prophesied concerning us down to this day have been fulfilled, and as many as go beyond this day must surely come to pass—

Wherefore, I chose these things, to finish my record upon them, which remainder of my record I shall take from the plates of Nephi; and I cannot write the hundredth part of the things of my people.

Goodnight and God bless. Wherever life takes you remember that the Lord is always in your heart and will guide you to true happiness.

>>1855389

>>1855392

>>1855393

>>1855394

The last ep of aho girl was nice

>>1855395

Fix your schedule. Sleep all night and stay up all day

>>1855396

>>1855395

Feku you've been naughty and need to be punished

>>1855397

It wan an entertaining little show on the whole.

>>1855398

>ywn pet awoo

>>1855399

But why? It's the best schedule

>>1855400

Do it!

>>1855401

still don't know what ywn means

>>1855402

eehh??? why me ?

>>1855402

"You Will Never"

>>1855402

>>1855405

just sleep for 10 hours a day

>>1855403

Cause you stated it

>>1855404

Oh yeah. It's a bad acronym

>>1855406

Good evening

>>1855406

metroid prime 4 soon

>>1855408

she was asking for it

I accept you.

accept my hot glue xD

>>1855413

o-oh.............

>>1855413

Sounds like a good punishment then. Go to bed in 3 hours

>>1855415

Suppose not. It still sucks

>>1855418

You suck.

>>1855414

Ew no.

>>1855416

Well, I am waiting for something in the mail...

But I'm not doing this because it's yours or anything.

>>1855419

swallow too

>>1855421

How lewd.

>>1855422

But I only put your words in my mouth

>>1855420

>>1855409

in like 2 years

have u been playing samus returns?

its pretty lit

>>1855408

hello my boy

>>1855425

Feeling alright?

>>1855426

just a tad better

missed dinner tho s:

gonna sleep and see how I am in the morn

>>1855423

That's not all you've put in there.

>>1855425

I have not been I watching someone stream it a bit, it looks cool

I thought it was later this year

>>1855427

aww, that sucks ;-;

Least you're doing better.

Rest well, and dream sweetly

>>1855428

Sometimes I put food in there too

also cock

especially mine

But I sure love it when nothing gets attached

is it 2 early 4 lyfe

Everybody dead at this time

>driving exam

>examinator tells you to pass the aux cable

>eurobeat starts playing

I wish I was good at drawing loli pussy

>>1855443

>when they fail you on not enough drift angle

>>1855442

At least show the pussy

Bye bye

>>1855445

>saving porn

>>1855446

>do a reverse entry drift

>insta-pass

>>1855447

wait no

>>1855450

evevning fools

>>1855451

Are you seeing more than one of me? That won't do, not at all. One is more than enough.

>>1855452

Who are you?

>>1855448

I have all his uncensored work saved incase the internet stops existing I still have it safe and secure

>>1855456

why haveyoubeenposting so much here recently anyways

>>1855460

Why though?

what caused you to start posting as often as you've been?

>>1855454

just backup the entire exhentai db

According to the PROTECT Act of 2003

>Prohibits drawings, sculptures, and pictures of such drawings and sculptures depicting minors in actions or situations that meet the Miller test of being obscene, OR are engaged in sex acts that are deemed to meet the same obscene condition. The law does not explicitly state that images of fictional beings who appear to be under 18 engaged in sexual acts that are not deemed to be obscene are rendered illegal in and of their own condition (illustration of sex of fictional minors).

As far as whether or not it is actually illegal, several convictions have been made and upheld by the federal courts on just this provision of the PROTECT Act alone.

What you have on your computer legally counts as child pornography. Which makes you a sex offender.

>>1855456

Who said anyone was an outcast?

>>1855467

An outcast of what though?

I'm sure the Philippines don't have any sorts of laws prohibiting sex with minors or of owning child porn since that country is a shit hole populated by sewer dwelling garbage monsters.

Please come to brasil

>>1855468

High society, come tomorrow there will be nothing left, so what is it you do, fool?

>>1855471

If I were to be an outcast of high society that means I would have, at one point, belonged to them. I have never belonged to them. I have never belonged to any group.

What do you mean what is it I do?

Like I said, a shit hole populated by sewer dwelling garbage monsters.

>>1855473

Is there anything you enjoy doing, or do you just party like this?

>>1855475

I don't enjoy things,

>>1855476

But you did once, though I can say the same.

I made a board. https://8ch.net/emm/index.html

Come and visit if you would like.

>>1855478

You assume too much.

>>1855480

I'm a thinking man.

>>1855481

I am not.

Just a few ghosts.

>>1855483

I'm physically here

h-hi

pic is a statue of me bearing a terrible burden

>>1855500

hiiii kissy

>>1855496

So a group of kamuus makes a murder

[Spoiler]Lewd [/spoiler]

>>1855500

>iktnored

>>1855504

It's okay bard.

>>1855501

>>1855503

I forgot I posted

hi my two favorite people in this thread.

>>1855507

i'm boutta leave

>>1855508

Me too, good timing.

>>1855507

yay

>>1855510

How's bard?

>>1855511

ugggh I'm so wornt I messed up my sleep schedule and went to bed at like 1 p.m and slept all day and had to wake up and rush to go to jiujitsu pracice when i was all sleepy and tired all over and now I'm all sore but i stopped being sleepy about two or 3 hours ago

I've been playing ps4 minecraft!

I have a nice desert temple and I'm manually terraforming the entire desert biome into a flatland plains with instead of sand, green grass :3

w-what are you up to?

>>1855512

Minecraft is the most degenerate way of passing time next to marijuana use.

That you're also playing it on console makes it doubly bad.

I'm kind of awful, have been having a very rough day/week.

>>1855513

Hmm good idea

Iv'e been too distracted playing minecraft that I forgot to get high.......

thanks for reminding me!!

*hug* I hope your week takes a turn for the better buddy

nothing i can do to cheer you up eh ?: /

>>1855514

I won't, they have lined me up with 7 consecutive days of work and I am already exhausted after only three.

>>1855515

Do you need the hours?

>>1855516

It's the same amount of hours as usual, just short of 30

They just loaded up my days for this week which ends on saturday at the end, which gets picked up by my days next week starting sunday

It's two weeks in terms of pay periods.

>>1855517

Oh what the fuck

how many other people work there??

>>1855517

How's that normally broken up, some long hour shifts and some short or all just about 4 hours?

>>1855518

We have four associates on right now, and one assistant manager. The main manager is in China right now on vacation. I'm getting maxxed on my hours because the rest of my squad is incompetent and they want me in for the important days like weekends.

>>1855520

Ganbatte kissy

Me on the right

>>1855523

*hug * nini kissles good luck int the system

...

>>1855524

I'm excited today because I finally tapped out our Leader at the rolling sessions again

I've only ever tapped him once before this and that was to a toe hold ( he had actually taught it to me that day)

And today I got him with a twister :3 it's an advanced back control neck/spine crank where you put their arm around your neck and yours around theres amd then you wrap both legs on the leg of theirs thats opposite the side you sit on

Say I'm in back control more to his right side, laying kind of side by side I would get the leg lockdown on the left and then I woul torque my body to the right and legs to the left

s-so um the highlights

I was also able to get him in my most favorite position of all the Crucifix! But with an amazing display of strength after I'd held him there for about a minute and a half to two, he was able to actually pick me up and roll over and wiggle out of the upside down cruicifx into side control

At one point during the match, he established traditional Back mount with hooks and got DAMN close to getting the RNC but I slapped on a Kimura Hold onto his wrist and that put enough pressure on him for me to rolll back into guard

The entire match I was trying to try out a new position I learned called Kesa Gatama (or as it's known in BJJ the Scarf Hold)

It's like a sidesaddle position with all your weight high on your opponents chest and you get head and arm control and grab your gi pant so he can't esape

He has 30 pounds on me and normally is REALLY good with his hip escapes out of my side control, but I was actually able to hold him here

I was able to get my body into position, but I couldn't establish arm control, he's really good with his gripfighting, so It ended up in that crucifix instead because I was able to bring my knees up to pin his arm to the ground

It's exciting for me! I've been on a Bad losing streak for the longest time except the past this time and the time before I went

I went and bothered my dad and asked him if when I went to see him for the holidays he would be able to help me get the fundamentals down better, and maybe even go a round or two and he said yes :3

This match was one of our best ever , even without the submissions that were attempted

I couldn't sleep

I want to make bard tap out.

>>1855530

there's no shame in tapping out :3

>>1855531

I went to a rolling club at school once, but there was no one to play with.

>>1855532

That's no fun...

My school had lame ass Wrestling

There's guys in our circle who will use wrestling knowledge and it's definately different fighting them than it is the Bjj peopple

it's so weird!!! Explosive and inneficient in my opinion....

What were you trying to roll when you went? :3

you're going to sit here and talk with ME instead of sleeping?

You have work tomorrow!

>>1855533

I have no idea, I only went once since there wasn't a suitable partner for me around.

I'm not sure what you mean what I was trying to roll

>>1855535

what martial art i mean silly

rolling wrestling ?

or jiujitsu or judo or (other)?

>>1855536

morning autism chan whatsup?

>>1855537

Wrestling I guess

a bit of judo

a few basic jiujitsu holds

I was mostly winging it.

We were doing ground work which is great, but without a comparable partner it's not fun.

>>1855538

Bekkfas

>>1855539

Do you feel comfortable sharing your height and weight?

>>1855540

>>1855540

>>1855541

this was nice

whats for eats?

I think I'm going to have cewalk for bwakafefts.

>>1855540

>>1855545

>>1855545

wow that's one hell of a disadvantage

b-but smoll and cute

Everyone I roll with is bigger than me too ;~:

>>1855549

There are never any other girls/pokemon for me to play with ; ;

>>1855550

>Rolling with a girl

>>1855548

hi duke

>rolling with Bard

>>1855554

wednesday was.

>>1855555

uh

m-maybe put on some clothes first

>>1855558

right, you're too gay to touch a naked girl

I can imagine a few people I might enjoy rolling with.

>>1855559

uhhhhh but I'm

>

>>1855561

lies

>>1855560

Like Ikt

The bullying begins

>>1855565

Oh but

but It's only 9 a.m

shame in you Hu, shame shame shame

Ether 3: 6-8 And it came to pass that when the brother of Jared had said these words, behold, the Lord stretched forth his hand and touched the stones one by one with his finger. And the veil was taken from off the eyes of the brother of Jared, and he saw the finger of the Lord; and it was as the finger of a man, like unto flesh and blood; and the brother of Jared fell down before the Lord, for he was struck with fear.

And the Lord saw that the brother of Jared had fallen to the earth; and the Lord said unto him: Arise, why hast thou fallen?

And he saith unto the Lord: I saw the finger of the Lord, and I feared lest he should smite me; for I knew not that the Lord had flesh and blood.

Good morning and God bless. Enjoy the gift of another day that the Lord has provided and make the most of it, because every day you're alive is truly a blessing.

>>1855566

It's 4pm!

>>1855568

whatever you say....

so's what are you enjoying today?

>>1855569

Now that I'm home; runescape of course~.

How's Bard?

>>1855529

Oh wow, cool shit, I have very little understanding of what you're talking about, but it's cool that you're excited about it, I should watch some videos about this stuff.

>>1855570

I don't even know why I ask anymore....

I gotta hit the hay before too long so I can wake up in time for work

It's Homecoming football game so it's gonna be Suuuuper busy I'm gonna rock this shit til Close tonight

>>1855572

Me neither, I never do anything else bby~

>gotta sleep soon

n-noo ;_;

>>1855571

Any way you can set books marks on your phone

http://www.grapplearts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Roadmap-for-BJJ-1.4.11.pdf

My dad told me to look at me this when I asked him for some tips

This is probably the most handy dandy thing I've come across as a beginner

Stephan Kesting also has like WAYY many videos online demonstrating it and they're all super concise and ogod quality

>>1855574

Pdf' s download as readable files on my phone, I'll check it out, but for now I am on my way to get a haircut.

>>1855575

yay

have a nice day grids

>>1855573

>1855573

y-you must be really high leveled.......

>>1855577

not particularly. I cannot buy stuff off others after all

>>1855578

fuck that actually made me kind of sad

The economy's tanked huh

are there even any other people who play or is it just the game?

>>1855579

why sad?

Yeah, there's plenty of people who play it, and more people who play this than the "real" version. 44k online as of right now.

It's just that I'm ironman, so I'm b& from trading with other players and picking up their stuff. I need to get things on my own.

So no sad, it's just a game-mode

>>1855580

2*

Sunday is my Birthday.

>>1855582

OH

I thoought that the MMO was dying

That's not so bad then

What the heck is Ironman? Are you physically banned or it a self set ban?

>>1855585

OSRS is more alive than the new Runescape. Odd that the amount of mods on this version is so limited however. They should consider putting more people on the team who'll do like the others and interact with the community and develop the game alongside them.

Ironman is a game-mode, so you could say it's a self set ban. You can choose to remove it, if you chose to allow yourself to change this option, but I chose to make it permanent.

I'll NEVER be able to trade with other people

unless I send a request to God Ash

m-me

>>1855586

wow thats insane, and you enjoy the game more because of that?

Doesn't it eliminate a huge part of playing??

>>1855588

It's pretty much just how I always played the game, even when I was able to trade with people. Spent a long-ass time in a bank just trying to get items, so I ended up just getting stuff myself back in the day.

And when I started playing Runescape 3 again, I still continued to gathering my own materials and all that. All I ever did before starting an ironman character in OSRS, was to sell all my herbs and other expensive shit on the exchange cause I'm a huge (((jew))), and buying high-level combat equipment.

Basically, this setting just assists me in getting stuff myself, also combat equipment making the game more enjoyable, and also prevents me from selling expensive shit which instead allows me to level skills that makes use of said expensive shit.

I don't really find this game-mode limiting at all. Just more enjoyable.

Nah, don't think it eliminates a huge part of playing. If anything, it just forces you to play certain parts of the game you wouldn't otherwise choose to do

>>1855589

You ever play chess?

>>1855591

I have, yeah. Why?

>>1855592

I don't have anything more interesting to talk about to be honest

>>1855593

well... you did say you'll be sleeping soon and had to attend a football game tomorrow

>>1855595

Nah, they're both blushing. That makes it adorable

>>1855594

well I'm stuck working but the football game is in town so it's going to be busy.........

Yeah I need to go to sleep but I've been having a hard time sleeping these past few days on time

my schedule did a total FLIP AND NOW ITS' ALL RUINED

here in 10 minutes I'm going to run to get paid because payday!

But I suppose I have to sleep after that...... :

>>1855597

Running sounds like it would wake you up. You sure you can even fall back asleep after that?

>>1855590

*hugs*

>>1855598

hmm welll I just gotta hop on my bike and take a trip like 5 or 6 blocks away then 2 or 3 of that then back here

It's no huge stress or anything it's just that I probably wont get sleepy til like 2 or 3 p.m

and tbh I'm a little worried that when I go to lay down I wont be able to sleep and I'll just have one of those sleeps that feels like you're just rolling around in bed awake and uncomfortable for 6 hours

Stillll, I haven't slept since I rolled and my body is physically tiredd even if i'm mentally not

So that might help!

how long do you have until bedtaimu

>>1855599

*huuugs*

>>1855600

bump

>>1855601

i want kewl things

>>1855602

ow

>>1855603

:c