20ddbb No.1812143
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Midday Cider Edition
b69b36 No.1812149
>>1812141
did the rabbi fry it and eat it
>>1812142
what will you do with this information
3440c7 No.1812150
>>1812149
idk
I never even knew anything was wrong or that it happened until I was in like jr high
d2411b No.1812152
am i human
or am i garbage
20ddbb No.1812153
d2411b No.1812154
e1c81f No.1812156
>>1812152
When were you when Megumin x Kazuma was official?
e1c81f No.1812159
>>1812158
fug, I was so excited to tell you things
rest in pieces
d2411b No.1812160
>>1812159
is it ova
or anime
or novels
6db7e9 No.1812161
>>1812156
We all know Kazuma is the dominatrix's master instead and he spends every night tied up.
e1c81f No.1812162
>>1812160
Volume 12 of the LN, the one that the OVA came with.
e1c81f No.1812163
>>1812161
God I wish that were me.
6adb0d No.1812164
d2411b No.1812166
>>1812162
D:
Is the LN in Englandlanguage?
e1c81f No.1812167
>>1812166
Up to Vol. 11 Chapter 4 is, unless there's another source I just don't have atm then it'll be a lil' bit before Vol. 12 is translated. But the segments that are and synopses are pretty spicy.
3440c7 No.1812170
>>1812168
this is actually a solid dance gif
6db7e9 No.1812171
>>1812170
Remember drugs are bad
d2411b No.1812172
>>1812167
s p o i l e r i n o
e1c81f No.1812173
>>1812168
It's funny because there's an official cross over of both series.
>>1812172
ffffffffffffffffff...
d2411b No.1812175
>>1812173
Link to all LNs tho and recommend from where I should start read
e1c81f No.1812177
6adb0d No.1812180
>>1812179
Goodnight Bard, sleep well
d2411b No.1812181
d2411b No.1812182
wait are there qt pics or do i need to image them myselfves
e1c81f No.1812183
>>1812182
Yes, but to see them I'll need you to sign this form.
d2411b No.1812186
>>1812185
Heck I need to know myself some Nihongo
d2411b No.1812188
6adb0d No.1812190
e66bc2 No.1812191
d2411b No.1812193
d2411b No.1812194
d2411b No.1812196
e1c81f No.1812199
d2411b No.1812200
d2411b No.1812201
b69b36 No.1812202
e1c81f No.1812203
20ddbb No.1812204
d2411b No.1812205
6adb0d No.1812206
Who wouldn't like to be that desk?
e1c81f No.1812207
>>1812204
I love that episode of RCR.
d2411b No.1812209
e1c81f No.1812213
>>1812210
Well don't tell me it stops there.
71ed7a No.1812214
>>1812213
The lewd never stops. It looks like she came though. I forgot if there were more.
6adb0d No.1812215
post lewds (0) (1) (2) and (5)
564c64 No.1812223
damn you can really see the problem with anime same face syndrome when they are right next to each other with the same expression
b69b36 No.1812224
3bfda7 No.1812225
Anime really has become kind of garbage.
d2411b No.1812226
>>1812222
ochinchindaisuki
b69b36 No.1812227
>>1812226
Lol what are you? Gay?
637964 No.1812228
>>1812223
It's mostly a problem with female characters. The artists find one "moe" face and just slap it on every head.
6d9855 No.1812229
>>1811816 (Scoot of the Loo)
Yes, hun?
20ddbb No.1812230
>>1812229
Look at this cutie! Hi cutie!
d2411b No.1812231
6d9855 No.1812232
>>1812230
-doesn't know what i'm looking at-
b69b36 No.1812233
>>1812231
I questioned my morals the other day when i fapped to traps
6d9855 No.1812235
>>1812233
Fap to gore, the orgasms are amazing
>>1812234
Goodmorning, I'm Blood-chan
20ddbb No.1812236
>>1812232
I am talking about you, of course.
Howre you love#?
d2411b No.1812237
>>1812233
Traps are the least gay thing.
b69b36 No.1812238
>>1812235
I tried to but you wouldn't share
6d9855 No.1812239
>>1812236
oh... i'm not cute, you are.
i'm a bit shaken up after my jog this morning,
It's rainy here in NYC now and slipped and fell
c768c8 No.1812241
>>1812235
Good morning! I'm Sinni, how are you doing today?
20ddbb No.1812242
>>1812239
You ought slip and fall onto this dick
NYC sounds fun, and dangerous.
You shouldbe carefulthough unless you want me to rub you better
6d9855 No.1812243
>>1812238
I don't know how to share such big files
>here
b69b36 No.1812245
>>1812243
WTF THIS HAS A DICK IM NOT GAY
6d9855 No.1812247
>>1812241
Doing pretty good, I have to go now... I'm sorry
>>1812242
I'm in too much pain to lewd right now, I'm going to take a hot bath now to heal some of these bruises...
I once ran into a pillar and almost knocked myself out. I hate the rain.
>>1812244
At least I spoiled it this time!
>>1812245
You don't have to be gay to appreciate art
>>1812246
Its amazing and bye!
3bfda7 No.1812250
Pretty sure Bebop is the only one who gives a shit about BC.
20ddbb No.1812251
>>1812247
You take care love, you have a hot, steamy bath♥
277c55 No.1812254
20ddbb No.1812255
I thought you went to bed?
d2411b No.1812256
Will this fit in my Honda?
277c55 No.1812257
I thought I did to
which is whymst I'm in bed
6adb0d No.1812258
277c55 No.1812259
>>1812256
Nothing will fit in your honda, yes.
c768c8 No.1812261
Hello again, how are you all.
277c55 No.1812263
>>1812260
Bitch was I complaining?
>>1812261
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sinni
637964 No.1812265
>>1812261
Yes, good morning again, hello, how are you
e66bc2 No.1812266
Actually 100% woke this time.
d2411b No.1812267
277c55 No.1812268
>>1812266
who the fuck wokes
e66bc2 No.1812269
>>1812268
I think I just did.
c768c8 No.1812270
>>1812262
hot
>>1812263
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squid
>>1812264
>>1812265
I'm good! how about you?
>>181226
hot
20ddbb No.1812271
>>1812270
All this gore... hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
d2411b No.1812272
how do u make a data structure that does things
e66bc2 No.1812273
Do I just assume that last one was aimmed at me ?
Guys, what do I do ?
please help
Grils scare me
277c55 No.1812274
>>1812269
awful
>>1812270
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<not squid
637964 No.1812275
>>1812273
You are a girl so what do you have to worry about
e66bc2 No.1812276
>>1812274
"don't worry about"
don't go back on your word
>>1812275
The unknown
20ddbb No.1812277
I bet ban takes cocks better than the colonel
d2411b No.1812278
im dumb help rpogram nerds
277c55 No.1812279
>>1812273
gee maybe it could be at the other post identical to the one she gave the same reply to
>>1812276
...fuk u
>>1812278
you are the most rpogram nerd here
d2411b No.1812281
277c55 No.1812282
>>1812281
of anybody here you are
e66bc2 No.1812283
>>1812279
I literally couldn't sleep more if I tried.
my bad
d2411b No.1812285
529990 No.1812286
Do I have a different flag sitting on the border?
529990 No.1812288
b69b36 No.1812289
>>1812285
Wow teach me how to program your text into green you nerd
277c55 No.1812291
ikt teach me to know more than you and then I'll help you
277c55 No.1812292
>>1812283
It's starting to feel like same, despite wanting to sleep
help
c83494 No.1812293
>>1812197
That's what they call a Help Desk!
e66bc2 No.1812294
>>1812292
I think you should really sleep now though.
We can drink and play video games later
277c55 No.1812295
>>1812294
I can't though
Might have to play videogames and then not drink today
e66bc2 No.1812296
>>1812295
I'm fine with whatever I guess.
d2411b No.1812299
d2411b No.1812301
6d9855 No.1812302
>>1812248
i bacc!
>>1812249
i did have fun!
>>1812250
what's that suppose to mean...?
>>1812251
i wish you were here to enjoy the bath with me
d2411b No.1812304
 | Rolled 100 (1d100) |
>>1812303
but does it have a dick?
d2411b No.1812306
 | Rolled 23 (1d100) |
God fucking damn it
e1c81f No.1812307
 | Rolled 39 (1d100) |
>>1812303
20ddbb No.1812309
>>1812302
We could have cuddled, and I massaged your back~
6d9855 No.1812310
>tfw i don't know how to roll dice
>>1812308
hi ^^
>>1812309
please no i'm very ticklish
e1c81f No.1812311
 | Rolled 66 (1d100) |
20ddbb No.1812312
>>1812310
Too cute, i'd be gentle
529990 No.1812313
>tfw you have to return to your hotel room every 20 minutes because its too hot to even get shitfaced for free
d2411b No.1812314
 | Rolled 19 (1d100) |
>>1812313
Illegal Syrian immigrants do not face this problem.
6d9855 No.1812315
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>1812311
who that girl you posted with again? i'm a tard...
>rollin for waifu
>>1812312
n-not gentle because it'll be more tickish >)<
529990 No.1812316
>>1812314
Almost makes it worth to be a savage goatfucker
e1c81f No.1812317
>>1812315
Nygglatho/Naigrat, SukaSuka/WoldEnd
20ddbb No.1812319
>>1812315
Firm and ehavy, I can do that love~
6d9855 No.1812321
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>1812313
yeah europeans can't handle the heat
>>1812317
she is so pretty, you should post with her more
>>1812319
i. c-cc-c-could use a massage for real >_<
20ddbb No.1812322
>>1812321
Show me where to rub
6d9855 No.1812323
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>1812320
do you really dislike me?
529990 No.1812324
>>1812318
What the fuck ikt no
>>1812320
I sadly have to agree
>>1812321
I have to retreat so I can drink with the groom later
Fuck this heat is not for civilized white people
3bfda7 No.1812325
>>1812323
You are just inconsequential.
3bfda7 No.1812326
>>1812324
I'm the best dog fucker, right?
d2411b No.1812327
d2411b No.1812328
NSFU was released in 2003
fuck i feel old
529990 No.1812329
>>1812326
You are on par with serpentor so yeah
Being interested in something other than shitty stale boring inane chatposting already elevates you above most of the casual trash. Yer a decent lad
>>1812327
Master race is only white
Maybe asians
Anyway I'm out until the next break
Free gin tonic feels good man
d2411b No.1812332
Wait, Slavs were considered inferior people too.
e1c81f No.1812335
You're not white, you're a kike, so shut up.
20ddbb No.1812336
White AND kike? I am a fucking winner bitch.
d2411b No.1812338
Big Jew runs the world tho
6adb0d No.1812339
3bfda7 No.1812340
Spec. Can I see your tummy?
d2411b No.1812341
>>1812339
Flag checks out.
e66bc2 No.1812342
>>1812339
I hope you know going anon doesn't do anything with Ids on.
6adb0d No.1812343
>>1812341
>>1812342
I blame the alcohol
71ed7a No.1812346
 | Rolled 72 (1d99) |
>>1812303
is this how it works
d2411b No.1812347
damn that thumbnail looks smugger when thumbnailed
d2411b No.1812348
>>1812346
enjoy your milf and complementary assortment of lolis
6adb0d No.1812349
>>1812344
>>1812345
Actually just sent https://my.mixtape.moe/pcqqde.webm to someone. Went anon to hide namefield.
Forgot to put trip back in
637964 No.1812350
 | Rolled 41 (1d100) |
>>1812303
71ed7a No.1812351
 | Rolled 10 (1d99) |
>>1812348
Suppose it's alright.
The thing about the kids hating me sucks, what the hell
6adb0d No.1812353
>>1812352
>blaming the kernel for a GUI problem
e1c81f No.1812355
>>1812340
...no.
>>1812350
Fuck off, she's already mine.
It's gonna be a short relationship though.
d2411b No.1812357
>>1812353
This wouldn't have happened on GNU/Hurd.
e66bc2 No.1812358
Spec, show me your belly.
637964 No.1812359
 | Rolled 48 (1d100) |
>>1812355
No, keep her
f1794e No.1812360
ikt how do i android programming?
d2411b No.1812361
6adb0d No.1812362
>>1812357
Doesn't happen on Chromium either
d2411b No.1812363
>>1812362
thats because chrome is actually google botnet in a teamviewer window
e1c81f No.1812364
>>1812358
Sent.
>>1812359
Last thing I need 's a suicidal bitch in a house fulla guns.
f1794e No.1812365
>>1812361
gotta work in java tho
6adb0d No.1812366
>>1812363
Removing the border on the dice-option class makes the issue go away too.
e66bc2 No.1812367
>>1812364
I half expected my phone to light up.
d2411b No.1812368
>>1812365
just like .NET languages basically, everything is a lib except it has a shit API
>>1812366
easier to just use mac tbh
6adb0d No.1812369
>>1812368
wouldn't know tbh fam
f1794e No.1812370
>>1812368
but like, how do i get complex data types through activities?
e1c81f No.1812371
>>1812367
I heavily considered it.
You know... ironically, of course.
f1794e No.1812372
d2411b No.1812373
>>1812369
me either tbh fam
>>1812370
do i look like i know nerd stuff?
d2411b No.1812374
e66bc2 No.1812375
>>1812371
Don't actually text me that.
6adb0d No.1812376
>>1812373
I'm gonna stick to laptops with clits
f1794e No.1812377
>>1812373
apparently i cant just send a fucking object from one activity to another without encoding it into some other type such as string and decoding it again after.
e1c81f No.1812378
Who's Ikt
>>1812375
Fiiine...
04d8c5 No.1812379
Hi nerds.
Hi Test.
Good thing I'm not a military fag :^)
f1794e No.1812380
d2411b No.1812381
>>1812376
you can hackintosh
>>1812377
i think basic data types but its been too long ago since i last fiddled with android
6adb0d No.1812383
>>1812381
No thanks, xfce is too damn comfy on a laptop
d2411b No.1812384
6d9855 No.1812386
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>1812322
but i don't want to be lewd...
>>1812324
this is why i'm glad to be a quarter Mongolian
I can tan easy in the sun and I won't become ugly at age 30
>>1812325
That's funny I feel the same way about you
But that's not a reason for you to say mean things about me
>>1812346
kek
>>1812350
youcanhaveme
>>1812354
Nothing. Your bf Squish is mean
f1794e No.1812388
>>1812381
exactly, its a piss take
04d8c5 No.1812389
>>1812380
hey qt
what's up?
f1794e No.1812390
>>1812389
not much, just dank soulsing for a bit
you?
04d8c5 No.1812391
>>1812390
Was flying my micro drone upstairs for a bit, now I'm charging batteries while watching the matrix before work. This is my life now lol
94e2d9 No.1812393
d2411b No.1812394
6d9855 No.1812395
 | Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>1812387
I'm going to kick her in the face
637964 No.1812396
04d8c5 No.1812397
>>1812393
That's it?
idk it sucks cause I know a lot of military peeps who basically got fired via twitter and it's kind of a bummer.
637964 No.1812398
>>1812386
Show me your boobs
6d9855 No.1812399
 | Rolled 9 (1d10) |
White people crack at 30...
f1794e No.1812400
>>1812391
lel
hows work going?
>>1812394
dont you ok me you loli loving gay
d2411b No.1812401
>>1812400
idk android
help me fix my numpad tho
20ddbb No.1812402
>>1812386
It doesn't have to be lewd, silly. Come gimme hugs
6d9855 No.1812403
>>1812398
but you're not my master yet...
04d8c5 No.1812405
>>1812400
It's intense at times. It's nice to be in a real kitchen though. Makes everything seem more legit. And all my coworkers are cool, it's a good group of people FOH and back so far. Got my first raise yesterday already, so we're back on track.
How's everything with you?
637964 No.1812406
>>1812403
Oh no, oh jeez, you wouldn't believe the jealousy I'm feeling.
6d9855 No.1812408
>>1812406
its okay... -pets-
many people are jealous of not being my owner
3bfda7 No.1812409
>>1812386
I feel you're brain damaged enough you won't remember in a week anyhow.
637964 No.1812410
>>1812408
Yeah, most people even.
94e2d9 No.1812411
>>1812397
Wait. How did they get fired via Twitter?
20ddbb No.1812412
>>1812407
-kisses kindly-
theres my Bloodsy
d2411b No.1812413
>>1812411
trannies reeeeeeee!
d2411b No.1812414
trump probably searched for shemale porn and got mad their dicks were bigger than his
f1794e No.1812415
>>1812401
whats up with it?
>>1812405
im good, finally got to ditch that factory job for a store position. might have some possible interviews on programming stuff but a house doesnt stay payed for on possibilities unfortunately. got exams all next week and coursework to be in on wednesday i think.
6d9855 No.1812417
>>1812409
hopefully I can forget all about you too
>>1812410
do you want to become my owner? I will embarrass you by calling you "master" every time I see you
>>1812412
-blushes- y-you know i'm dating someone, right?
20ddbb No.1812419
>>1812417
And here you are, getting sugar from me...
d2411b No.1812420
>>1812415
i wanna have multiple layers on the keyboard that i can select with [NumLock] + [/, *, -, +].
I've gotten NumLock to trigger on release so it can be used as Fn if I add more stuff to it.
637964 No.1812421
>y-you know i'm dating someone, right?
Oh fuck right I forgot.
Edge child x Retard closet mouse
3bfda7 No.1812422
>>1812417
Forget to breath.
04d8c5 No.1812424
>>1812411
Drumpf
>>1812415
Yeah that's true. Just keep at it and you'll get comfy eventually <3
71ed7a No.1812428
>>1812425
That slut wants to be bullied
04d8c5 No.1812429
>>1812421
>Edge child x Retard closet mouse
>>1812421
>Edge child x Retard closet mouse
>>1812421
>Edge child x Retard closet mouse
>>1812421
>Edge child x Retard closet mouse
>>1812421
>Edge child x Retard closet mouse
OTP
94e2d9 No.1812430
>>1812424
Oh right. I was thinking of other enlisted personnel getting fired via twitter somehow.
6d9855 No.1812431
>>1812419
i think i should go... I love my bf
>>1812421
how am i edgy?
>>1812422
that's impossible
94e2d9 No.1812433
>>1812413
I mean, why else would you join the Navy if you weren't gay or wanting to be a girl? It's thousands of dudes crammed together like sardines.
04d8c5 No.1812434
>>1812430
Wouldn't be surprised :/
20ddbb No.1812435
>>1812431
You'll be back. See you soon ♥
f1794e No.1812436
>>1812424
hopefully, at least i have guaranteed hours on this job
>>1812420
wat
d2411b No.1812438
>>1812428
leave satanichia alone!
>>1812436
yexz
f1794e No.1812442
>>1812438
i have no idea what youre talking about
04d8c5 No.1812444
>>1812436
That's always a bonus. I work 4 days a week.
94e2d9 No.1812446
>>1812434
Getting fired from the shitter.
Living the dream.
d2411b No.1812448
>>1812442
i built a custom numpad and i just mechanically finished it today!
04d8c5 No.1812451
>>1812446
You work on a shitter?
I work in an oven.
6d9855 No.1812454
>>1812435
I'm right here!
>>1812439
I was hoping you didn't see that. And Sonata is a very nice guy, you should give him a chance, he very easy to talk to and you can talk to him about anything
>>1812441
<4
>>1812449
you'll find someone better
f1794e No.1812455
>>1812444
finding it a good balance?
>>1812448
aah, i still dont quite get what youre asking for help with tho
20ddbb No.1812456
>>1812454
But will you? I mean its okay. I am a free thinking guy. Isnt your fault you love this dick.
94e2d9 No.1812457
>>1812451
Fired from the shitter.
As in he's tweeting while dropping a deuce.
637964 No.1812458
>>1812453
Nothing, call died pretty quick after I returned to my computer but I'm not too broken up about it.
Oh shit I just remembered the wedding's today, I should write that down.
637964 No.1812459
>>1812454
He's incredibly easy to talk at. He's impossible to have a conversation with.
04d8c5 No.1812461
>>1812455
Yeah, I mean I work hard and get my 40 hours so I get an extra day off to play hard.
>>1812457
Ooooh! Yeah he got the biggest reality show of them all.
20ddbb No.1812462
>but im not too broken up about it
f1794e No.1812468
>>1812461
that does sound like a pretty nice balance there tbh
got any plans for your shekels?
d2411b No.1812469
>>1812455
i don't know if I should just have a keyboard matrix with keycodes, or some more complex data type (struct/class) so I can also program macros under keys
the arduino ide feels so crap :( i can't think without autocomplete and good automatic indentation
f1794e No.1812470
>>1812469
i have no fucking clue tbh fam
04d8c5 No.1812471
>>1812468
I'm buying another drone on tuesday
but i'm going to work. gotta use my free meal ;3 toodles <3
f1794e No.1812472
d2411b No.1812473
>>1812470
NOBODY HAS A CLUE D: why cant i evr get help
f1794e No.1812474
>>1812473
because you want to do things, and thats not allowed
6d9855 No.1812475
>switching to gaming computer, brb
>>1812456
i'm a whore v.v
>>1812459
i g-guess it's better to talk to him in private when he doesn't into rp...
d2411b No.1812476
>>1812474
>tfw no a single meaningful PR on GitHub
f1794e No.1812477
>>1812476
>tfw no type Object overload method for the return of an activity
d2411b No.1812478
>>1812477
just serialize lmao
20ddbb No.1812479
>>1812475
The best~
Love you girl~
d2411b No.1812480
94e2d9 No.1812481
>>1812479
Are you doing this ironically at this point?
f1794e No.1812482
20ddbb No.1812483
>>1812481
No, I want to m-preg blood chan, beloved.
d2411b No.1812484
>>1812482
serialize your object and pass that as arg
94e2d9 No.1812485
>>1812483
There's a point where the joke should've stopped.
You are light years past that.
f1794e No.1812486
>>1812484
cant say ive heard of that being done before
d2411b No.1812487
94e2d9 No.1812490
20ddbb No.1812491
>>1812485
Just because theyve got a history. I don't care. Ive waited long enough.